/hoc/

>poolumbus

go knights

let's burn one for Canada Day, ewe guise

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The Nig Trifecta is incomplete

who /lockout hype/ here?
are they gonna waste half season or the whole season?

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reasonable cap hit for a player like aho, 20 million in the first year is nothing considering dundon just wrote off a football league

easiest match of all time

>PLEASE USE MY THREAD
>PLEASE
pathetic

if the Hurricanes cover that offer, does something happen to the Habs?

fuck Canada

Who's Ted?

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new thread reminder that:
>relocanes imploding
>teds imploding
>islels imploding
THREE PEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Best free agency day in recent history desu

Who are you quoting, schizo?

Why is this offer sheet a precursor to a lockout?

That's it, I'm switching over to Questrade

Bulju WILL awaken to the tune of 30 goals this year

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Cursed to 20 more years of mediocrity

>30mil for a top 6 centre, top line goal scorer, and a starting goalie
Ya, no thanks. Only problem is they gave up too much to rent duchene.

Yeah but the jackets just signed nyquist
Suck on that
Haters

Anyone been watching the Canes press conference?
Looks fucking grim lmao

ya boiling

general reminder that $20mill is literally more than the relocanes get from tickets each season lmao

>Waddell: "Why make a decision now when we can delay the other team from signing guys?"
Fucking based Habs BTFO

i would feel bad for any other franchise but fuck the relocanes. YOUR POST-WIN FAGGOTRY HASNT GONE UNPUNISHED. FEEL THE WRATH. GET CHOKED BY THAT 21 MILLION POORFAGS

BASED ed

>cant lose in free agency if you trade away yours and don't sign any

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...

Ted's dead baby, Ted's dead... no can you kiss it?

ya boiling lad

Canada cucked in Canada Day

Not really they get to keep next years first round pick

They probably can't, it's too much money for them. They're probably shitting themselves and don't know how to proceed

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they dont even sound like they can match it

Relocane press conference looks so fucking grim

absolutely seething

canes gm is hilarious

>duchene was offered 500k more Aav to be a bluejacket
What a fucking faggot

usually when teams are going to match an offer sheet they come out right away and say it. he's gone.

>21 million signing bonus

I'm half convinced the habs didn't even want aho they just wanted to piss off the canes management

why isnt the sound synced up to his voice???

>Have an owner that only spends to the floor
>Somehow is going to match a 21 million dollar first year offer

for the >rags

>@TSNBobMackenzie: JANNY SLATED TO MATCH THE OFFER

>two top free agents literally rejecting money to not play in ohio
OH NO NO NO NO NO

TSN is just using the Canes twitter stream lol it's why the quality is so shit

Teuvo was more based anyways, lads let's be real here.

>plan to offer Point
>decide Aho is more likely gamble
>create contract that's actually lower AAV and friendlier to RFA team
>RFA matches but plans to wait a week to blueball
>both players represented by same agent
>/hoc/ pees their pants
the absolute state of québécois and the absolute state of seething shitposters

the question is why? maybe it's because canes took suzuki

>donate your AR-15s to poor African children badly in need of a regime change

>can't even afford proper streaming
And they're gonna afford Aho?

what would /hoc/ do with a 21 million signing bonus?

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no one wants to play for tort

HOLY SHIT MCDAVID TRADED TO CANUCKS FOR BOESER ONE FOR ONE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK AHAHAHHAHQHQHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK VANCOUVER HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

maybe I'm forgetting but I'm pretty sure Aho amounted to very little during the playoffs anyway

yes I am in the denial stage what of it

If Carolina can't afford a proper stream feed, how can they afford the offer sheet?

they are cutting hard in the budget

build a sauna in my backyard

HOW IS IT 21 MILLION DOLLARS NOT 13? SOMEONE HELP ME UNDERSTAND

the salt is real from mapleleaf fags

>Team is in a rebuild
>Doesn't sign expensive contracts for shitty players
pikachuface.png

I am willing to bet my life that we match. Dundon will be mad about the money but it will happen. I will literally post/do anything the first person that replies to this says if we don't match.

kek, trannycouver bee-lown the fuck out

Duchene is just a massive faggot anyway
He talked about how much he loved living in Ohio and playing for the jackets then he doesn’t resign

Someone shoop the Relocanes sweater on the pajamas

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they literally just explained it on tsn

shut up nigger

HAHAHA RELOCANES

who cares he's been a cancer for every team he's played for

buy the entire global supply of Sebastian Aho rookie cards

sneed

For Jokerit.

That’s literally what I was saying
He’s just a faggot who flip flops on everything

Shit into your own mouth on livestream wearing a habs sweater

buy bitcoin

He matched?

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for carparts

Leave /hoc/ forever

get on the steam summer sale

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>when shit teams like the islanders, hurricanes and blue jackets get BTFO by the proper teams

Laughing

twitter.com/ice_chip/status/1145773846861103104?s=09
ASISTANT GM FOR THE CANES HAS QUIT
NOT A MEME
THE CANES ARE LITERALLY FALLING APART
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT RELOCANES NIGGERS
>EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT YURI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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buy the relocanes and move them to quebec

livestream your suicide for all of us

so true lmao

lmao

>stors trying to be relevent

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

>Assistant GM Brian Tatum has left the Canes.

>Brock McGinn files for arbitration against the Hurricanes

based aho literally destroying an entire organization

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
OH NO NO NO O NO NO ONONONONONONONONONONONONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ONN O NONONONONON NONO NO

in Stockton

Why would Panarin sign with the Rags when the isles offered him more money?

holy fucking shit lmao

nashville traded a locker room cancer to make room for a locker room cancer

what the fug

How'd they get Panarin again?

The Caroline Hurricanes
2018/10/3 - 7/1/2019
Cute, I suppose

PS4 Pro and Xbox One X

>Carolina fucking imploding

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHHA

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>you now remember fans of these three teams coping after losing in the playoffs by talking about their bright future

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Are the montreal canadiens /ourguys/?

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bergevin having a press conference now

I'm so fucking happy the relocanes are getting shafted either way
fuck you shitolina ruiners of /hoc/

>these tsn lads basically confirming they'll match
i'm not so sure. but then again, i'm not an expert.

Carolina will match. It's literally Bergevin attention whoring and keeping his name in the news.

>/bottom_feeders/

why are they doing this garbage in french, fuck frogs

bergevin saying he excepts the relocanes to match

>be me
>HATE the hurrishits
>but also HATE the frognadiens
>like finally seeing an offer sheet and the spiciness of the free agent market
>don't want to see Aho in the division
Not sure how to feel boys

name. literally only reason

FUCKING CANES HAHAHAHAHA

speak english retard

>french
booooooooooooooo

Bergevin should have just dropped a 10 mill offer. that would have been funny

>ahaha like bruh we're actually the masterminds behind this trade
>watch out for the buncha jerks next year
>assistant gm just quit doesn't matter tho

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AHO WANTS TO LEAVE THE RELOCANES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminder that Bergevin literally locked himself out of signing any free agents for a week.

Aho you fucking jewish rat..

8.5 for a 1st line center on a small market team is a pretty good deal

what a chad. i bet he will keep chucking nerds in to lockers well in to his 80's

okay now that the canes are losing reasons for continued existence does that mean we're getting the nordiques/whalers back

How and why?

Buy Yea Forums. Ban non white sports from Yea Forums.

at least the canes are doing worse than us?

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because the money is tied up until carolina decides what they do

It's too late. Even if the Canes match the relationship between the organization and their star player is soiled beyond repair.

>randys match
>lockout
>team is in financial shambles
>gary moves them to Quebec
simple as

because the relocanes have a week to match or deny the offer sheet, so they can't spend that money

watch that interview where avery shits on the islels

unironically yes

Oh yeah, right.

No, rangers are.

Sebastian "Traitor" Aho

>rags

I'm interested in investing in your business venture

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maybe the relocanes shouldnt have insulted him with that lowball offer

this

fuck off >rags

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gary will NEVER allow it
remember the decibels goy

im going to offer sheet marner

The rags did in 2 years what teams like the hurricanes and islanders have been trying for 10+ years to do.

This offer sheet saved this free agency to be honest lads.

lol bergevin slowly getting more and more annoyed

>rags

>rags

aho legit wants to leave holy shit

Marc " kick the ruskies out, collect every Finn" Bergevin.

Aho literally in tears that he can escape niggerlina holy shit it's real

all because they can wave the "muh O6 legacy" in the air and people go

>Waddell on offer sheet: "It's certainly a surprise, it's a surprise it wasn't more.

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>tries to act like a big shot by offer sheeting someone
>locks himself out of signing any other players for 7 days
>media and fans shit all over him

Pottery

>aho insulted by 7.5M
>accept 8.5M

why?

Aho will be UFA after this contract lmao

Aho on the Habs would be actually scary. Genius move.

kek

i would be pretty offended too if i was offered over a million less than kevin hayes too desu

Based retarded frogs giving the Caniacs a cheap star

Or they drafted and traded smart, which neither the islanders or canes are seemingly capable of.

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>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."

>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."

>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."
>Waddell: "We'll definitely be keeping an eye on Domi and Kotkaniemi. 2 years isn't that long."

Bergevin pretty much saying that he wouldn't pay an extra first for Aho

a million more, and the signing bonuses retard

bs. other o6 teams never draw free agents.

Waddell is so butthurt right now

5 years, dumbass

Based seething Waddell

islanders do draft smart though. all the rangers had to do was "ME UNGA 2nd PICK, ME BUNGA CHOOSE KAPPO KAKKO"

You didn’t rope yourself yet Luigi?

sign who exactly? everyone is gone. anders lee at 9m? jake gardiner? lmao

>leaving montreal for carolina
lmao

whos this luigi some imaginary friend you made up?

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poorfags bootyblasted lmao

5 years X 8.5 = 42.5M
8 years X 7.5 = 60M

explain that retard

ya seethe

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. offer sheets on fire off the shoulder of sunbelt teams. I watched busts glitter in the junior leagues at the Tannhäuser Gate. All those dollars will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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>islanders do draft smart
No they dont. Lol.
>he thinks im talking about an obvious lottery choice

/hoc/ really doesnt know shit.

holy fuck panarin and bobrovsky made bank

retard

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Haha Canes fags on suicide watch.

So to summarize we have basically:
>locked Bergevin from free agency for the next week
>will match and sign Aho to a cap friendly deal
>now have enough cap space to re-sign Mrazek or other free agents
all at the cost of:
>$20M in signing bonuses which is chump change for someone like Dundon
The Atlantic division owes us.

Based frogs working to ensure the relocation to Quebec happens in the next decade.

bargainbin is the most exciting gm in the nhl prove me wrong

>nyquist and strolman get 5.5aav
>we lock down myers at 6
doesn't even seem bad desu

>Waddell rn

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okay ed

Because he make more after 5 years on his next deal then if he signed the 8 year deal. Lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=H2OjbS_GnS4

thread theme

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>leafcucks acting like the man who just paid $6 mil for a 1st rounder won't frontload his star player
>Y-Y-Y-Y-YA S-S-S-SEETHE
the absolute state of O6 teamlets

c o p e

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_value_of_money

in europe

So Kreider is gone right?

>locked Bergevin from free agency for the next week

What UFA player is left to sign that Habs can't afford?

This

to the stars
cuntiest team of all time

Thought this gonna be spice girls related from the thumbnail

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Is Yuri a boy or girls name?

lmoa

>So to summarize we have basically:
>>locked Bergevin from free agency for the next week
>>will match and sign Aho to a cap friendly deal
>>now have enough cap space to re-sign Mrazek or other free agents
>all at the cost of:
>>$20M in signing bonuses which is chump change for someone like Dundon
>The Atlantic division owes us.

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>$20M in signing bonuses which is chump change for someone like Dundon
I'm sure 20 mill is chump change for someone like Melnyk as well, but somehow he's not willing to throw that kind of money at his players. Why is that?

imagine talking about how great your team drafts and is run after just making it to the second round for second time in 25+ years

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the knights should trade gusev to the canadiens for nick suzuki

Both. Usually russian men tho, only time ive ever seen a woman have it was that chink cop in the spiderman ps4 game

>THE CITY OF RELOCANES

Hahahahaha, Jesus look at this wimp trying to flex

vintage

literally gave myself burns from fapping to 2 and 4 back in the day

>Carolina
>free agents
Kek

it's an anime subgenre devoted to lesbian romance

These are men aren't they?

Wow i need to check out /u/

I'll be back here next week when we match. Have a nice evening everyone.

Thanks m8

So Yuri on Ice is just lesbian figure skating

so either aho leaves this week or in 5 years the minute he's ufa

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLIN TUMBLIN

DOOOOOWWWWN

Good riddance lmao. See you never

>we
What part of the Hurricanes organization are you in?

Its short for Uriel. Alot of russian jews are named this.

>it's too much money for them
based retard

fluffer

Good night, lesbian

Relocation committee

literally don wadell

>he doesn't know that the relocanes social media team posts in /hoc/

>tfw actually hold a position for >my team's organization

i run the twitter account

I run the jerk store.

owner here AMA

How did you not know this?

No, yuri in Japan means 'Lily'. So that's Lily on Ice.

No wonder they are terrible posters

How the fuck did Montreal pull this off?

Will Carolina ever deal with Montreal again after this? GMs fucking hate it when their players are offer-sheeted.

>My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
>But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)

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cope

butt slave?

I run the celebration process

Dundon why are you in Finland while the Habs steal your only relevant player?

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Overpay because he was the only top 4 right hand dman. Stralman deal is worse, but not by much because the term is less. Nyqvist deal is reasonable if you consider Hayes deal.

no, we aren't in ontario

>How did you not know this?

I dont watch chinese cartoons and never go to the anime boards.

>5 years in Montreal
>likes French Canada so much he signs with the Quebec Relocanes
Based Aho working a long term angle on sunbelters and Anglo scum

Rollin for 8

he's gonna take Aho' s mom for ransom

im here to chastise seabass for signing it

for every finn we lose, we're gonna draft two more

Say what it is then larper

The Golden Knights are currently at $78.925 million in cap hit not including David Clarkson's contract, which will go on LTIR.

That leaves roughly $2.5 million to sign Deryk Engelland, Malcolm Subban, Nikita Gusev and Jimmy Schuldt.

Another move is coming. It has to.

Stars always try to build their team by buying fa's. Never works.

Based Quebecker

>Nyqvist deal is reasonable if you consider Hayes deal.

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Carolina and Montreal don't deal with each other much in the first place do they?

I run the facebook account

>relocanes relocane to quebec city
>quebec fans rejoice
>then seethe that le habs offer sheeted their star
>kicks off a brutal rivalry that has been seething for 25 years

BRAVO BETMAN CREATING STORYLINES FOR THE FUTRE

Habs fucking over Atlantic opponents, they should offer sheet Marner to keep everyone cash strapped.

There's no need for the Habs to ever deal with the Canes again. Fuck them and good for Bergevin to try and accelerate the relocation of this terrible franchise.

instagram.com/p/BzYvWnQjX8Z/

bobrovskys thank you post

Not nearly enough. Would take gusev + Theodore.

I thought gusev was in russia anyways

wtf i love buttman now

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got a boner lad

READ IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

When Kotkanniemi is up he'll get an offer sheet from Carolina

A FIN FOR A FIN LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD FINNISH

>he thanks ted by name
damn didn't expect that

Hey friends good, now divide Lord Lord Carolina into peace and concentrate on something else, or do you do bad Han has done to you ?!

What do Canadians and Finns think of the USNTDP program? Could such a thing work in Canada?

>wake up
>blue jackets fan
I should have killed myself years ago

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I'm from Quebec City and this would unironically be the best scenario.

Can't wait to parade the streets of montreal with my Nordiques gear.

Do a flip, Ted.

We dont need that shit.

think nyqvist would have ended up being another jimbo middle9 tier signing. hes pretty much an inconsistent 20 goal scorer who will be 30 once the season starts. he would have just been like a gagner 2.0.

Do a backflip

>middle9
wat

The summer sale has been underwhelming for the last couple of years tbqh. Sad!

Based, which jersey do you own?

I prefer the darker blue desu fampai

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I’m a sunbelter who remembers what happened when Atlanta tried to catch all the niggers. Fans in NJ should be nervous.

I like Simmonds, though.

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We have that parade every year. fiertemtl.com/

Teds report in

Yeah but the Fatlanta Trashers did so to attact black fans, which failed.

NJ thinks it will get them a cup lmao

This one ( images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71o0FPBR-HL._SY355_.jpg )

but I agree with you the dark blue is an absolute beauty and closer to the actual Québec flag colours.

Is there a situation where Relocanes actually don't match the offer?

I think they win either way because the hurricanes draft picks will probably be lottery picks anyway

*dabs on the relocanes*

In one season it'll be just Subban anyway
It's not like they just grabbed the niggliest either (Reaves, Kane)

Devils has simmonds and pre-madonna hall. Rangers have Kaapo kakko and based Russians.
I know who im rooting for.

>the island of queers and pooskins trying to be cheeky

they signed him at the end of the season, burning his elc

The one where their owner is a known con artist scammer.

The Rangers just really fucked around and added Panarin, Kakko, Trouba, and Fox this off season

>what is the middle 9

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when they realize 21 mil over 12 months is more than the profits they earned during their historic 2018-2019 season

Whine elsewhere, Teds are better off now then 99% of their franchise history.

You'll just be rooting for whatever team drafts the first finn in next year's draft anyway

i just want ONE player

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He probably won't be as effected by age as other guys. Not a big physical player at all. Problem will be if there isn't room for him on the top pp then he might suffer trying to find offense getting limited time on 2nd pp.

>russhits
>ever based

>mfw >rags dynasty coming soon

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imagine how much taylor hall will get paid when he becomes a free agent next year after seeing how much panarin got this year

I didn't realise they had to match the bonus as well, just the yearly salary and term.

lundell desu
simontaival desu

Kill yourself

no, /hoc/ is just using Bergy vicariously because the Hurricanes live in their head rent free

oh no whatever will the debbies do without the support of special needs bandwagoners

No

a contract is a contract. they have to match the whole thing.
same reason nashville is thoroughly fucked if weber retires before his contract ends thanks to philly's offer sheet.

they have to match the same structure the other team is offering

Didnt you hear? When Ovechkin won, Russians became acceptable.

Simmonds takes way too many bad penalties. He's like half an Evander Kane.

Corey Perry on TSN rn

>he unironically expected panarin to sign for his team

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*signs with >rags instead*

>he needed to go overkill for no fucking reason

Not make playoffs lmao

Reminder that Aho would be UFA with the contract, he will walk from the Relocanes if they match

Relocanes absolutely BTFO

The New York Islanders have signed Anders Lee to a 7-year, 10 million AAV contract

Sale bigot.

>contract expires 6 months before the cba does and the cap wont rise much

Yikes

>rags

take that back m8

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>Corey Perry
Who?

remember when ted unironically thought the poo jackets were going to keep bob and panarin
roflmao

Its not fair bros. We want shiny FA signings, but we are cap locked thanks to the guy who single handily killed the Wild for the next decade.

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>implying the rags make the playoffs with a 37 gorillion year old lundshit
This is what I meant by special needs

lookin good lookin good

>Artemi "I sign where the money is, not where the winning is" Panarin

You're going to lose Barzal as well.

And Duchene and Dzingel lol
>going all in for a playoff series win

*sans loyer

twitter.com/NYIslanders/status/1145068819968380937

>ISLES SIGN CAPTAIN LEE TO A 7 YEAR DEA!!!! #GOISLESGO
ISLES SIGN CAPTAIN LEE TO A 7 YEAR DEA!!!! #GOISLESGO
>ISLES SIGN CAPTAIN LEE TO A 7 YEAR DEA!!!! #GOISLESGO
ISLES SIGN CAPTAIN LEE TO A 7 YEAR DEA!!!! #GOISLESGO
>ISLES SIGN CAPTAIN LEE TO A 7 YEAR DEA!!!! #GOISLESGO

>[Johnston]: Marner mulling over potential for "significantly longer term" with Leafs, upon condition of $70 million in initial signing bonuses

CBA looking at a 2-year lockout now lads

Ta gueule, femmelette.

Cory Perry will score 30 goals thsi year on Seguin's line get a huge contract and then retire via injury leaving Dallas Stars with a fucked contract.

Then why isnt he on the islanders right now

whats up with that hayes contract anyways

at least you didn't sign tanev to 3.5m for 6 years

Tyler Perry's son. You probably know him form Corey in the House.

>linking to a tweet of an interview after rookie dev camp
Rather cruel of you, Finland.

Perry can't skate

Based Perry dabbing on sunbelt teams

Based

Don't worry brother.

The Gifts of Hextall have not been traded yet.

has dzingel signed anywhere yet?

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Remember Kakko. Kaapo Kakko.

>7 year dea

No but he's probably gone too. Teds beyond fucked

>Canes preparing to just fuck with Montreal for the next six and a half days
Should be fun.

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He doesn't need to skate when he has a slapper just like Burns

They muh defense, problem is they paid mediocre defense players to superstar contracts. Get the feel there will be more devil fans in Philly by 2022

imagine

>hoc will spin this as "btfo"
rent free, like a nigger on Section 8 or any brown person in Cucknada

I SWEAR DZINGEL RE-SIGNED WITH THE JACKETS SHORTLY AFTER BEING TRADED THERE I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS IT WASNT A DREAM IT REALLY HAPPENED

Lick your own salty tears, Brad.

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>actually legit

holy shit lmao

Perry doesn't have a slapper lmao

STOP posting fake news

Probably because a good coach that demands his players be defensively responsible gave him bad memories of torts. He just wants to go somewhere where he's given star status and doesn't have to work like a dirty grinding role player.

Based retard

>Frenchies living rent free in the Relocanes organization
Thinking this is b&r

Only gift Hextall gave that meant shit is a mascot who will now be the teams star for the next 10 years because they are ran by a literal Money>Championship ownership in Comcast Corporation

what a terrible meme organization. no wonder Aho is desperate enough to escape to frogland of all places. There's now way most of the players didnt hate doing those gay celebrations.

Laine would have died

>t. Jordan de Limoilou

>sunbelt hockey

cringe but based

Wrong lol

Who is the Canuck that hit him?

Montreal based and rouge

>Travis Konecty

>Habs still have 8M cap space

They're not fooling anybody.

Hello, I am from the COPE detection service, I am detecting incredibly high levels of COPE, localized within this thread.

Could someone point me to the source of this COPE?

Based Perry doesn't even need a slapper to get paid

>KEN HOLLARD OFFER SHEER MARNER 13 MILLION
TURN ON TSN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

speaking of laine where's his offer sheet

Flyers did way worse than that. signing a literal who to 7 years for a fuck ton of money that makes Harper/Tobias look like steals.

Jäg huyys would häve gotten broked dere

yeah san jose just fucked themselves

>Tyler Ennis didn't want to sign league min with us again

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You sound like a pretty shitty cope detector.

Are you a bot?

too risky

Mainly on the east coast of America

Severson

Je lève mon petit doigt en buvant ce Cabernet Sauvignon du haut de ma tour à Sillery, pauvre clochard.

>5 /hoc/ threads

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sorry officer linking that many posts would exceed the character limit

you're right. we need at least 3 more.

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

bienvenue a /hoc/

got a problem with white people?

No you just dont know shit about Panarin.

He doesn't even have half that amount ya dumba...
>it's true
Lucic trade confirmed?

I dislike the wh*te man

/hoc/ unironically owns Yea Forums

Did my Jets do anything but lose shitters to other teams giving them bad contracts?

>sunbelt anime homo samefagging all afternoon talking about "playing mind games" with the city of Montreal and crying about dundons millions when all he showed with the AAF folding is he'll cut his losses at the drop of a hat
I'd be more worried the teams on the way out then I'd be convinced Sebbys coming back. But considering you're here with us on our national holiday (not yours) I can only assume you're a stupid fucking neet (all anime fans are).
So to recap: sun nigger stopped watching cartoons to come cry in a thread full of people that don't give a shit about him about a player that wouldn't be in Carolina for more than 2 years regardless of how long he signed a contract there (which he will not).
Lmaoing my ass off

Wrong lol

rofl the jets D line is absolute garbage now holyshit

gms when they say "it's just a part of the CBA"

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taking a nap lads, no more hockey moves for a couple hours please

It's time to seek professional help, Sam.

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Hearing Dundon is currently sending out emails pretending to be a Nigerian Prince, trying to drum up some money to pay Aho.

Seth Jones is a great defensemen, and thus too great for a shitty state like Ohio.

so, will Aho be playing for Montréal or QC?

>sam
that's ed retard

BREAKING NEWS

updated 'chel lines when

>marner, point, rantanen will be waiting for the outcome of this offer sheet before signing
>bergevin ends up negotiating all the superstars' contracts one by one

The fact of the matter is, the Canes got cucked either way this goes. They only get Aho for five years until he is a UFA, or they lose him entirely.

jets lost much needed defencemen

Maybe. Maybe Buff just needed more room for his fat ass on the bench.

Well Aho is reported to have accepted....Sooooo

Kadri is wasted on the 3rd line, the Tavares signing has really fucked Toronto up.

>too good for third line
>earns over 4mill
>he is the leafs only grit player
>team is really cash strapped with superstars

Tavares is elite but it is stupid have three great centres and wasting one of them with limited minutes. They can't trade him for what he is worth and can't use him.

>byf
>kuli
>morrow
>niku
>chiarot
>pionk
>beaulieu
>Stanley
Keep crying faggot. Troubas a glory boy sissy and myers isn't worth his weight in peanut butter. He's an awkward narcissist that cant handle not being in the spotlight and an overrated player at that

COPE

how about them laffs too
they already had nonexistent d and now all their dudes are gone

It's all the same liver-failure-induced spergery.

Why doesn't he just start a go fund me page? Surely all those relocane fans will step up and help out.

Whenever I decide to quit my job I'll see a shrink. Promise

Apparently he wants to be apart of the rebuild. Im a Flames fan and hate the habs, but they are going to be a very exciting team to watch the next couple years.

remember, it could always be worse. you could be a >snes fan

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>kuli #2

oh no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Kadri is shit and a liability

That'll be $70 pls.

>Whenever I decide to quit my job I'll see a shrink.
Unless the shrink is free, I don't see how that's a good plan.

luckily for the leafs kadri frees up his roster spot in the first round every year

pionk and beaulieu are shit and barely stayed in the nhl last year.

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September 2019 when the new version comes out goy.

He tried Stormcoin but /biz/ saw through it

Can you use foodstamps for gofundme pages?

I have lots of money idiot. I don't really need to work

imagine letting him go after this tweet

They might as well trade him for someone who will at least show up in the playoffs.

I honestly don't care if the Canes resign Aho (though they probably will, as bad as that singing bonus is that management is all over his dick and if anybody is going to make them break the bank it'd be him) this shit is just frustrating for financial reasons and how it comes across less like the Canadiens were really trying to take Aho and more like they were trying to wring the Canes dry (keeping that base contract just low enough that they wouldn't have to give out any extra first rounders while going balls deep on the SB)

>laffs out
>habs in

based year coming up lads

>Only 139.99 for the deluxe version with 10 free hut packs!!!

So is Marner getting Offer Sheeted or nah?

grim as fuck. ottawa is absolutely, bar none, the worst and most depressing NHL franchise. their fans have fucking PTSD

Nah

>Sharks get Meier signed before offer sheet shenanigans
Feels good desu senpai

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Ahhh, sweetie. Beaualieuau is good actually and pionk is probably like the 8th best which is good consndideinrg teams really only play 4 defesnemen

twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1145790468418154498
AHAHAHHAHAHAHH >ISLES

settle down ed. >your boys are still more embarrassing.

Tavares guarantees no cups for the laffs for this rebuild. Dumbass is just another bad gm that fucks the laffs over by signing bad contracts.

But make sure you claim the packs within a specific time frame, or lose them forever!

no, the leafs will match because they have tons of money

That's fucking gay.

I wanted to see Laff butthurt.

>those literal, pedantic fucks in the responses
lel

>I honestly don't care if the Canes resign Aho
pure copepost incoming

ken holland on tsn right now

>isles

NHL needs pro/rel and abolition of the salary cap

yea by colorado

>watch 3 hours and you've seen the entirety of free agency season
what went wrong?

No morrisey? Also, buff is the only top 4 dman in that list.

unbased laffs fan post

a little bit rude to be honest

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>ottawa is absolutely, bar none, the worst and most depressing city on the planet

being actually sight here for hours and watch this show?? like you can just look on the internet in a few hours and they will list all the names and signings in like 2 seconds.

>have matthews
>possible second best player after mcdavid in a few years
>sign bloated contract for 'superstar' with no success that takes the same roster spot

BRAVO

Teams have two superstar players, not three. Chicago had Toews and Kane. Pongs had Malkin and Crosby, LA had Doughty and Kopitar.

Dumbass leafs have Marner, Matthews, and Tavares eating 50% of their capspace

>muh pro/rel
>muh no cap floor
Enjoy watching D listers for eternity you stupid euro trash faggot sunbelt piss nigger

bring back redditposting

@TSNBobMcKenzie 1m ago
Hearing reports that Carolina Hurricanes GM Don Waddell has locked himself in a room and is threatening suicide. Police on scene. Monitoring situation.

>possible second best player after mcdavid in a few years
lol no

Guys like Lehhner, Mrazek, and Varlamov still need to sign.

Imagine having an NHL team in Milwaukee.

>Pongs had Malkin and Crosby
and letang

quick is relatively cheap. if carolina needs a cheap goalie, now....

Hawks had Hossa too lad

rent free, like the Bulls in Trudeau's closet

make reddit great again

BEWITCHED

It's simple:
>match and owner is now broke and a bad season will put him in sell mode
>no match and team loses value and likely to have bad season, putting owner in sell mode
Frogs are playing 4D checkers.

Kings fans seem desperate to offload him now, which is weird after how much they screeched at the very idea of trading him last season.

I dunno bros, i kinda wanted Lafreniere...

Guess there's no better time than the present though.

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lee is staying lads

Which forwards will be better?

All the old guard will be retired or too old in several years.

they need a cheap young
finnish forward too

Who are the richest owners? If I had a rich owner I would want pro/rel too

their owner is a literal billionaire
the signing bonuses probably mean that the canes will lose money again next season, but they're used to that

why would you want less money?

what a jerk

Still laughing at 10 m for a goalie

we have two elite goalie prospects and don't need his drunken ass no more

>canespepo.jpg
OH NO NO NO NO

still dont get why they drafted spencer knight either

Who else will be on the Nordiques bandwagon next year?

florda is gunna be so scury next year you guys

quick would have been cheaper than bob. miami is a drug city, though. they can't be trusted to make reasonable choices.

This rags roster with Panarin is going to be just as unremarkable as the post-lockout one with Jagr and Shanahan
What the fuck was he thinking?

Mackinnon, Barzal, Point, Marner

NEW NEW NEW

anders lee 7x7

>1 post late
Shant

>people with money are fine with bad investments

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>pongs had malign and crosby
>forgets about kessel
>back to back cup wins
yeah im thinking youre retarded

ovi will be jagr 2.0