>Miércoles de Futbol NYCFC vs Seattle Sounders, 7:00pm EDT Orlando City SC vs Philadelphia Doops, 7:30pm EDT Chicago Fire vs Fatlanta United, 8:00pm EDT DA LOONS vs San Jose Earthquakes, 8:00pm EDT Sporting Kansas City vs LAFC, 8:30pm EDT Houston Dynamo vs New York Red Bulls, 9:00pm EDT Real Salt Lake vs Columbus Crew, 10:00pm EDT
>Jueves de Futbol FC Dallas vs DC United, 9:00pm EDT Colorado Rapids vs New England Revolution, 9:00pm EDT LA Galaxy vs Toronto FC, 10:30pm EDT
>Sabado de Futbol Philadelphia Doops vs Orlando City SC, 7:00pm EDT FC Cincinatti vs Houston Dynamo, 7:30pm EDT Columbus Crew vs Seattle Sounders, 7:30pm EDT Montreal Impact vs DA LOONS, 7:30pm EDT Sporting Kansas City vs Chicago Fire, 8:30pm EDT San Jose Earthquakes vs Real Salt Lake, 10:30pm EDT LAFC vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10:30pm EDT
>Domingo de Futbol Fatlanta United vs New York Red Bulls, 2:00pm EDT NYCFC vs Portland Timbers, 6:30pm EDT
Doyle you haunt my dreams my life is a waking nightmare where I wish to be alone, you rest in the corner of mine eye
Jose Morales
About 2800 people showed up today, so yeah, I guess so.
They also popped smoke for PFC's first goal, but not for any of the others or the win. I don't think they were expecting to get more than the one goal, if that.
Gabriel Clark
love how even in the promotional art for the All-Star game, there are only like 6000 people in attendance
ehhhhhh, I would have said that this past Spring the last time the Lags were in this mess, but MLS actually made them fucking deal with it for a change
Joshua Cox
>pavon and antun Are they going to sign pato next?
Four DPs would be good for the league. MLS can't regularly compete with Liga MX with only 3
Ayden Davis
After sex pix.
William Hall
no roster rules but a max salary imho it's not as if we can keep pretending MLS gives a shit about developing American talent, so fuck it bring in every 5'4" sudaca LETS GO
Nolan Rogers
What? Homegrown player development is in great shape right now and continuing to grow and strengthen. What is this autism?
Adam Richardson
>To place a player on its homegrown player list, making him eligible to sign as a homegrown player, players must have resided in that club's home territory and participated in the club's youth development system for at least one year, as well as meeting other unspecified league requirements
>Americans aren't actually American if they weren't born here REEEEE >Americans aren't actually American if their parents weren't born here REEEEE How many generations back do we have to go to satisfy your autism? Also, which of the top homegrowns are playing for some other country?
Jaxon Powell
the idea is that it should be helping 12 year olds locally not 17 year olds who already got training and are just brought in to meet requirements
Leo Jenkins
And is that happening? The only one I can think of is Salloi. Also, MLS academies are young, and the investment has improved recently enough that the young guys you're talking about are in the pipeline now.
The first guy's a yank. Why does he hate his own freedom, lads?
Mason Lewis
Erik McCue, Sweden, played in Thailand, lived in DC, moved to Texas at 17 and signed as a HGP at 18
Richard Sánchez, American but decided to play for Mexico, spent time at Atletico Madrid and UNAL Tigres, somehow a HGP from Dallas academy
Patrick Okonkwo, Nigeria, adopted at 16, signed at 19 as HGP
I mean, Zardes is another good example: literally trained by dozens of others, LAGs invested nothing in training him, sign him as HGP
the point of HGP is to force teams to invest in their academy, not just scout local kids and pick them from good teams or to import kids who already can play
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>Berhalter: "There are lessons to be learned from what the #USWNT are doing. When you think about the determination, the confidence that they show, there's lessons to be learned there ... I have a lot of respect for what they're doing."
>muh determination >muh confidence >no mention of their superior attacking play and ability to move the ball up field
Xavier Wilson
this is the autistic inverse of Pele counting all the goals he scored in practice as his official goal tally
Cameron Reed
absolutely based
Jayden Wilson
>England in charge of penalties
Christian Rivera
And the men lost to tripadvisor and trivago
Jack Walker
Oh no, better watch out for that next official match of theirs against teenage boys. Also wonder if any kid got a good grab on them.
Mason Taylor
>so a priest, a thief, and a child abuser walk into a bar >the bartender says, "What can I get you padre?"
Congratulations user, you are the new head of US soccer!
As money is tight after garber takes his 90% split, you have to tighten your belt and decide where to spend money. You have two team sheets:
Team A is currently heading into the grand final of their tournament, has managed to score within the first 12 minutes of each game, scored at least twice per game, and their goalie managed to make an astonishing save after a penalty kick was wrongfully gifted to the opposing team. Said team has also brought three illustrious trophies home
Team B is in the semifinals of their tournament, has scored just 2 goals in their last 2 games, and has failed to qualify for the most important tournament in the world for the first time in 23 years
Who do you choose to get the money?
Benjamin Cruz
She's the one who idolizes Rowlings right? I guess she's cute enough to pass that hurdle.
Michael Bennett
gold cup is the most rigged ghetto ass tournament imhotbqh
William Myers
First, I pay off the dozen or so people I needed to help put me into office.
Then I pay off the various television execs and sponsors and off-shore accountants needed to facilitate future bribes (don't want to be caught like a dumbass by the Feds! L.O.L.)
then I pay off a complex management structure designed to shield me from any consequences regarding team success or failure.
then, as a slave to my own class interests and pushed by the inferno of capitalism, I work as hard as possible to undermine any CBAs and pay the athletes as little as possible, criticizing any of my own players who dissent as "unpatriotic", aided by a number of players on the team who are a part of a highly paid cabal within our marketing agency's professional league
I hide the rest away for future bribes
I give exactly one interview a year to Grant Wahl wherein he only ever asks me if I would rather fight a man-sized toad or a 100 toad sized men
do not bully me or i will quit posting and watching this league
Kayden Lewis
Removing it completely is the most logical next step, if some of these owners can't hang with the extra financial burden then they need to sell to someone who can. The league will never improve if everyone's kneecapped so ferociously in a way no true competitor is.
Justin Stewart
Jay Berhalter
Andrew Roberts
>illustrious trophies
Noah Smith
>pretending that World Cups aren't illustrious trophies
Grayson Peterson
The one that has produced more revenue in the last 3 years (team A).
Jack James
>NISA starts in two months oh yeah, I forgot that existed lmao
Luis Morris
Should NCAA be considered a tier in the league system? Will they be included in the hypothetical pro/rel?
Easton Williams
>Prestigious: Inspiring respect and admiration >Women's World Cup
The only team they would have even a minuscule chance against is Cuba.
Camden Rivera
I will, but you should fuck off Ben, no one likes you.
Liam Jenkins
Always do
>soon
Nathan Phillips
Ngl, I don't really get why people wouldn't support their local team if they have one, unless they have inherited family loyalty to somewhere else.
Samuel Martinez
farther than the Men's team for sure
Jordan Gutierrez
My state (Michigan) doesn't have an MLS team tho.
Dylan Parker
Detroit FC, friend
Lower leagues > (((MLS)))
Asher Parker
>pg 9 before the gold cup semifinal
for shame
Leo Russell
I know you guys hate him but >Doyle said Pomykal has interest in Spain, Germany and England. If he continues to play at a high level, he should be able to go straight into the 18 of a better team like Adams did. Shit, I wouldn't mind if it was Leipzig DESU
Grayson Butler
All the Americans are prepping for 4th of July
Christian Roberts
>wanting to watch the USMNT lose nah, I only support winners
>chicago letting their academy squad get some run in the second half lel the absolute state of fatlanta
Isaac Miller
>he was the fan vote allstar keeper
Ayden Ross
wasn't he a Garber selection?
Chase Campbell
Not that it matters, but fatlanta fans have been caught using scripts to rig majorleaguesoccersoccerdotcom fan votes. Dumbasses are going to get >their players hurt.
>Hi, we carried your mlelshitters to a tournament final. No need to thank us Bundeschads, it's a given that we would naturally have to carry the slack around here seeing as how you can't qualify to a world cup without us.
>0 assisted goals and 0 goals in the knockout stage >g-guys Ch-chimptidore was the solution! Why is Doyle so retarded?
Aiden Jenkins
He's been hurt, didn't play against Curacao, and played 56 minutes tonight. And yeah, he didn't score, and Doyle is dumb, but he did have a much better influence on the game than Zardass.
Asher Turner
*bows* GOATs
Aaron Baker
>failharder
Evan Collins
>If you listen to one of my predictions in my Thursday Evening newsletter and ignore all my predictions in my Thursday Morning and Midday Edition newsletters, you will see that I predicted this all along
at a certain level, you have to respect his commitment to the scam
>the US should have been up 3-0 before the lightning struck
hmmm, I wonder why they werent...Who was taking the shots on goal, anyone know?
Joseph Morris
The mad argentine samurai fucking did it. Just below the red line halfway through the season. Didn't think it was possible for the quacks.
Ian Jones
Have you ever listened to a doyle podcast unironically? He spouts contradictory shit depending on what's the flavor atm. He vouches for a player, sees them fuck up and not perform, criticizes said player and then once that same player has one good game Doyle says "see, I knew all along" like a hypocritical retard with the memory span of a 2 year old.
Mason Kelly
>Have you ever listened to a doyle podcast unironically Sorry only ever heard it ironically a couple times before unsubbing.
Brody Young
>Have you ever listened to a doyle podcast unironically? WHY
>the NWSL announced a 14-game TV deal with ESPN for the rest of this season
>ESPN will show eight games on ESPNews and six on ESPN2, including both playoff semifinals and the Oct. 12 final at WakeMed Soccer Park just outside Raleigh, N.C. All will be produced on-site at venues, in contrast to the league’s usual practice of remote production and calling games off monitors
>The slate starts July 14 on ESPNews, when the Portland Thorns host the Orlando Pride at Providence Park.
>Games not in the TV deal will remain on Yahoo! Sports’ online streaming platform
>this incel actually thinks this dyke triggers Trump Stop drinking soi and have sex. This dyke is a lesbian btw, she isnt going to suck your tiny dick for white knighting her
I know he has to shill for mls but I dont think even he believe Long or Zimzam are ahead of Miazga >b-b-but Miazga let Jamaica score! It was Ream's fault as well for not doing enough and Miazga was still the best defender throughout the game minus that gaffe
Terrible list to choose from. Maybe Zlatan is close, but no.
John Fisher
The goal wasn't Miazga's fault more than anyone else's, but Long was better than him regardless. Miazga's main weakness is that he makes some dumb giveaways because he's too impatient to wait for the right pass. Zimmerman's not flawless in this regard either, but his better passing range makes it less egregious.
Kevin James
>FC Cincinnat are focused on the short term in their search for a new head coach. >Cincinnat have been led by Yoann Damet on an interim basis since dismissing Alan Koch at the beginning of May. >"We need in this moment a short-term solution," Nijkamp told reports on a media conference call Friday. "We'll think about this season with an extension of next season, 18-months appointment of a head coach." >Nijkamp added that he has trimmed the shortlist of eight candidates
definitely a league with consequences and definitely not just a tax scheme to paste over profits for investors
Sebastian White
>but I dont think even he believes Long or Zimzam are ahead of Miazga
>Long Why do people rate this guy again? He was hardly tested against Guyana and Trinidad who are super shit teams and was bad against Curacao who constantly beat him and took shots at Steffen. He also looked like ass prior to Gold Cup.
James Hill
I mean, I have to wait until 2021 to have a team in the MLS
Austin Parker
what's everyone doing tonight?
Nicholas Murphy
Yep. Unless you want to go for somewhere like Portland and Orlando that have just an NBA team.
Jaxson Diaz
slowly dying, my body is falling apart and decaying with each breath, my back hurts for no reason all day
might watch Spiderman cartoon on Netflix and eat an edible and go to bed
Brody Gomez
Anyone else going to the gold cup final in Chicago? I wanna fight some drunk Mexicans.
Asher Kelly
here's a >(You)
David Moore
because you're a fuckwad
Gavin Miller
>going to Chicago for anything
Liam Brown
>might watch Spiderman cartoon on Netflix and eat an edible and go to bed fucking yikes my guy
Brandon Morgan
gonna drink some rum and coke, and finish up the welcome to the nhk novel.
>le Miles Robinson meme Its like you havent been watching the last couple of games. Miazga or Carter vickers should be starting with Brooks
James Morris
>living on the worst coast
Joseph Lewis
>getting hit by hurricanes
LMAO
Mason Moore
It's a full three years for him to develop. He's clearly got the talent, so he just has to mature a bit. He's already vastly improved from where he was, and this is coming from a guy who hates Atlanta.
Tyler Morales
We don't get hurricanes up here in the northeast, the objective best region in the U.S.
Kayden Butler
>t. Rapinoe
Colton Hughes
>more MLS games today i feel like we just did this, pump the brakes on this pals
tbf, it's absolute madness to put the WWC final, the Gold Cup final, and the Copa America final all on the same day surely it's not one person who decided to schedule them all together like that, but they couldn't phone each other up during the planning stages and say "hey, maybe you could push yours back a week" or something?
there is an issue of scheduling and CBAs that mandate vacation time, so there are only so many days to put the game on, which is the excuse that the corrupt fat failsons who run the federations will use
but I think the deeper criticism is that there are like 2 women on the executive boards of FIFA, CONCACAF, and CONMEBOL combined, which means these concerns probably weren't even voiced in meetings, and the long standing complaint that major television companies don't ever actually cover the women's game (ESPN or Fox will do a 3 minute segment about soccer and give half a minute to Gold Cup highlights)
Parker Hill
Imagine the elite babies deuce and alex would make
Alexander Roberts
pffffft, give me Pughlisic any day
Lucas Murphy
Jimbo needs to put in Collins late to get Nani's ankle.
they are both going to score and book their spots in the 2022 roster, cap this post
Liam Clark
There's no way Bradley will be with us in 2022. Dude turns 32 in a few weeks. Altidore, on the other hand, probably will be.
Evan Torres
Shut up doyle
Samuel Jackson
Hey Roldan is actually decent. Berhalter is just retarded and tries to use him as attacking player instead of a defensive one. He's good in a double pivot.
t. Soundersfag
Mason Scott
then the whole region is shit
Levi Parker
of course we will be because (sadly), he'll still be our best option to run the midfield
>because (sadly), he'll still be our best option to run the midfield You're retarded if you actually believe this. We barely got by against islands with BADley in the midfield btw.
Easton Lopez
but gaining the Midwest aggressive chubby chick audience
Christopher Kelly
Well, it is Berhalter's choice
Hunter Thomas
>living on the worst coast
Jackson Evans
He started for a London Championship/PL yoyo club. Yeah, he's more than good for US standards.
Hunter Harris
Good CB but not convincingly better than the younger guys at this point. Does his job at LB, but it only works because Gregg's system lets him stay back. He has quality but makes some really dumb mistakes.
it really needs to, but nobody gives a shit except about how many WNT players you have on your team and you can only spread your player pool so thin
Blake Walker
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- football's coming home. It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- football's coming home. It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- football's coming home. It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming- football's coming home. Everyone seems to know the score, They've seen it all before They just know, They're so sure, That the qt's are going to throw it away, Gonna blow it away But I know they can play, Cos I remember...
FOUR STARS ON THE SHIRT, MIA HAMM STILL GLEAMING DYKEHATER STILL BUTTHURT, DONT STOP BELIEVING
