/cric/ket world cup

I like metal enough I guess, but it was never my thing. Always heard it when other people put it on, back when I had friends.

*blocks your path*

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pavement

>I like metal enough I guess, but it was never my thing. Always heard it when other people put it on, back when I had friends.

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imagine actually thinking this is someone's lawyer

Seems plausible

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What an absolute banger. Right arm spin, all over the wicket lol. Im glad I didn't miss watching his bowling, such a banter!

righto, just recharged my RNG timebomb with boiling water, straight out of the kettle. Brushed my teeth. Time for a snooze

lads

Lads I went down the nets and bowled some shitty off breaks. First time I've bowled for about ten years. I was bowling wides and full tosses all over the shop but it felt proper fucking good to be bowling again

Im jealous af. Good on you though lad

honestly i would fuck the shit out of rihanna

I'd hit you for six down long on
keep practicing kid

If you hit me for six it'd mean I'd be playing cricket in australia and that is a comfy thought lad

New Zealand even, sorry lad

alright lads im going down sainos to get some bread does anyone want anything

cornetto

Just woke up

marmalade lad

Oranges

Good on ya lad. Can’t wait to see you in the national team.

bit late lad but can you get me some radox muscle soak and a pack of hobnobs

See if the nobbly bobblys are on offer mate

magnum+ condoms cheers

Big head contemplating the cricket

All right dudes?

Bit of paracetamol ta

cricket is a sport i like and it's good in my opinion

Yeah m8

Not bad not bad

you're an alright dude

a can of lilt and a bueno please mate, if they don't have lilt then san pelligrino lemon

Big night in with your bf?

the next Moeen Ali
don’t forget to practice some lazy lofted drives as well

why the fuck can't I find a long-sleeve India cricket jersey anywhere for sale online? Literally no one has it

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Because you're a fat dog diddling poof

why are kiwiposters so angry here and worst of all not funny

still angry about what sauraman did to the shire

if we dont beat england there wont BE a shire pip

reckon those remaining have got Stockholm syndrome from being btfo in the last World Cup here

*India

>reacting to shitspouter
found the freshie

youtube.com/watch?v=2Me1v3CqtY0

I'm thinking

hmmmm

ponce spotted

>never buy flavoured greek yogurt
>buy strawberry flavoured one
>look forward to trying it all day
>get back from toil and check fridge -- it's a plain, non-flavoured one
>i accidentally bough the plain one by habit
/day

PERFUMED PONCE!!

ALRI clearly very handsome
youtube.com/watch?v=Yhw9bVnzUCE

New ball, gun fast bowler, swing, no sun
Batcunt's nightmare

alri lads, reckon it's time to see the bangbros triumph

no

youtube.com/watch?v=PUd4sdZ5Po4

>Behrendorff
>young
He is 29, my age and I don't consider myself young.

imagine thinking that 29 isn't young

it isn't

22-23 is the cutoff

>22-23
that's basically the toddler of adulthood
>29
still young

SHELTERED PONCE!

for me, it's telling the cells in my body not to age

hmm, so as a memecaps supporter, I should want india to win, yet I don't like the indian team, yet I don't like bangladesh bangladesh bangladesh chant people, yet the indian who owns the dairy near me charges $4.50 for a monster ultra, yet he might be bangladeshi for all I know. sigh.

shove ye blog up ye cunt and piss off MCFUCK

I Think both metallica and megadeth's earlier lyrics were better than what it is now. The music is not dogshite either. Just can't picture men in their 50s playing thrash metal 2bh

nangs want to whip some cream

Dominant poo versus emerging poo tonight. Which poo will triumph?

;)

rained out?

Fun Fact: Carlos Brathwaite used to be bullied at school, so an older girl used to have him sit next to her on the bus to protect him. That girl was Rihanna

fun fact: carlos' dad is a singer
youtube.com/watch?v=lnigc08J6FI

...

fun fact: you're even less funny than sebbesity

for me, it's
>englel losing and pakistan winning
>englel losing and bangladesh winning both games

I hope the Bangas thump India, causing curry blow-in meltdown

Is it realistically possible that we get cucked out of the semis here?

who /mid20s/ here

life's all gone a bit J G Ballard

Yes, if
>India lose both games
>England beat NZ
>Pakistan thrash Bangladesh

not even if you lose against Sri Lanka and Bangladesh, only if they're massive losses and if one of Bangla/ Pakistan beat each other massively

you deserve to be, gutless cowards

Mid 30s m8 AMA

I don't think Pakistan could do it given how far behind they are on the NRR, Bangladesh are more likely

oof

deep in the quarter life crisis lads

You okay nigga? I'm pretty confident we aren't crashing out. Just wondering about the permutations and combinations.
Reminder you have a point for free.

fairly sure you won't make it to 100 mate

wasted all my teen years and early 20’s. living in pakistan for 7 years really just destroyed my life

>nigga

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thinking it's your disgusting obese ass that destroyed your life

Grim stuff

>got $196 speeding fine in the mail
>53km in a 40km zone

thats the push i needed lads, finally gonna end it all desu

will being selling this story to the media lads

just contest it.
ask it to go to court and demand to see the calibration records for the device used. works in NZ.

i’ve been skinny my whole life, literally laughed at for my twink tier weight by everyone. only just started putting on some pounds last couple years. i think it’s mostly cause i’m just ugly desu. but other than that, i just wasnt able to adjust there and i was without my dad the whole time too. fucking hate my mom for taking me there, she’s ruined everything.

nah just gonna kill myself i reckon

200kg is not "skinny" in every other part of the world, seb

she probably regrets pooing you out too

shut the fuck up sebbo

don't be a coward.

>American spelling

Grim

>auckland running out of water
grim but funny

>oh poor me
fuck off you fat mong

> implying there aren't more opportunities in the developing world to serve humanity
But you chose to be a selfish hack who willing serves the 1% in exchange of your soul and petty cash.

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I’ve been generally around 110-135lbs up until kind of recently
she can’t have any regrets, she’s the reason i’m a failure. i usually take responsibility for shit but she really is all to blame for this

oi lawncunt when are you putting a ring on it mate

Will knock her up first ;^)

well I won't be washing my car then.
(dont have one anyway)

what are you going on about m8

Too much water in Mumbai

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Does it say Maulana Abul Kalam Azad?

based truthbomb vest

Stay safe m8

Maulana Abu Alkalam Azaad

You are blaming the circumstances and the people around you but the problem could be your attitude.

Steggles tendies on the cards

i get that taking responsibility is admirable but what you’re saying is boomer speak 101. there’s only so much i can control man, having a shitty mother who literally didn’t give a shit about what i did at school or who i hung out with, it’s inevitable that i was going to be a failure.

harden up ya poof
half the world has shitty parents

at HJs lads you want anything?

yeah a handjob cheers

Tendercrisp Classic

oh yeah
>took us out of the U.S away from our dad for reasons unknown
>doesn’t give a shit about what her kids are doing in school, never even asks
>is into black magic, makes us do a bunch of degenerate shit saying it’s for our good
>sneaks men in the house at night and fucks them, later have them meet us and i have to make friends with them, while she thinks i don’t know what she’s done
>pits us against our dad, while he’s on his own here earning for us
>we all start hating him, while she pleads with him to send more money for us and pockets half of it each month slowly sending us into financial ruin
>forces my dad to give her all the titles for the property we owned, he’s left with nothing, he has cancer now and she still doesn’t give a shit
that’s not even half of it. Pure fucking evil she is

so a typical woman then gotcha

I don't know what to say

youtu.be/WkbjooAJe_E
tell me about NSW

>pits us against our dad
was gonna say "she sounds awful" until I saw this
>we all start hating him
sounds like there's a healthy dose of "your fault" in here m80

I'm sorry, I know it's difficult to get over stuff like that. But you should have sabr, with little courage and until there is life you have the chance to change your situation.
Your last post was typical confused desi speak Memes aside, simply start hanging out with good people. In your free time you could volunteer to do social service with an NGO or join community service through your local masjid or something. Get involved with stuff besides work.

Meant the second time

what kind of degenerate shit?

can you blame us? we’re easily impressionable kids at the time, like 10-11 years old literally being brainwashed daily, says he only cares about his side of the family, i.e his mother and nephews/nieces and none of us, we believe it
exactly. and like i said, it’s not even half of it
much worse. her sister, my aunt, turned out fine though, she’s raised her kids almost perfectly and is a great wife. i don’t even know what the fuck happened with our mom though

enjoying this narrative more than the desert lawyer LARP 2bh

sacrificing chickens and shit, throwing a bunch of weird shit around the neighborhood, inviting sketchy as fuck degenerate “magicians” in the house and leaving them alone with my sister in a room (nothing like what you’re thinking happened, he was just casting “spells” or some fucking shit on her, i don’t even know, i stopped giving a shit at that point)

oh and my dads brother also died of cancer a few years ago. guess what she says to my dad. that she got him killed through black magic and will do the same to him

i’ve tried my hardest but i can’t. i’ve flunked a couple grades cause of no one looking over me and now i’m still barely finishing uni despite being 24, wasted all these fucking years, have an identity crisis, zero social skills, becoming fat, dad is extremely sick, little sister has MS and im the only one taking care of her, mom doesnt give a shit about her either. fuckin hell typing all this out just puts into perspective how bad all this shit really is

hmm

sorry for shitting up the thread lads ill shup up now

its alright mate, it's good to get it out sometimes. we're all brothers here. except sebbo, he's a fag.

all good mate hope your life improves

not a word

enjoying Rome 2 quite a bit

You still have /cric/bros. Just hang in there

it gets better m8. my early 20s were about that bad and I still went to law school and was admitted to the bar.

thank you Senpai. seems hopeless but im trying. feel like giving her a call rn and congratulating her on destroying the family but i guess i shouldn’t. whatever.

i hope that’s true bro, i know a lot of these guys meme on u for that but if it’s true it’s kinda like inspirational for me i guess. just want this fucking nightmare to end

get her out of your life as soon as is practicable m8.

also, sebbo is not a lawyer. he's a fat NEET, don't follow that path.

don't literally hang in there though

forgive her and move on lad
holding onto resentment does you no good

if I splash a bit of beer on some chicken breast while it's cooking on the BBQ will it taste nice
and should I do it when I put it on, in the middle of cooking or before I take it off
cheers

will make no difference
and beer is better with red meat

>i hope that’s true bro, i know a lot of these guys meme on u for that but if it’s true it’s kinda like inspirational for me i guess. just want this fucking nightmare to end
yea, i can't even talk about what shit the family went through, i don't wanna get people in trouble while they're still alive.

it just clicked for me one day around like age 25 or 26, and i started working to make it happen. for you it doesn't have to be law school, could be anything, even just starting a business. just make it happen and don't let people tell you it's bullshit

fat fucking loser

i mean she’s living in pakistan right now.
we still talk and it’s like “normal” family shit, but she still continues to make our lives worse periodically
i mean i’m trying to finish uni and also work as a car cappraiser, thinking about opening up a body shop in the future with my dad and letting him run it, still a ways away though

appraiser*

>i mean i’m trying to finish uni and also work as a car cappraiser, thinking about opening up a body shop in the future with my dad and letting him run it, still a ways away though
nice bro, that's a good business if you're good at that stuff. totally achievable. just gotta deal with the day-to-day until it does happen heh

appraiser ay? how much would I get for this?

*farts*

sebbo, any advice for me on how to become an overweight NEET larping on the Internet? sometimes I just feel like giving up, like I'm never gonna make it.

yep, just on the path to becoming better at said stuff, teaching myself a bunch of shit, slowly getting there
gonna be a total loss from me lad

fuck, thought I'd get something for it

What happens if Bangthedish wins tonight?

got some wagyu saussies as well don't worry
I get that it isn't the same as marinating but couldn't the flash burn make the skin a little different?

we hold a laugh at India extravaganza

then englel losing to new zealand means they're out

>What's better than this? m8s being lads

if bangladesh win both their games and nz lose theirs, bangladesh most likely go through in place of nz. as long as NRR deficit of 0.7 can be picked up

>baldy pouring over the numbers working out how NZ can fail along with England
rent fucking free, Jesus

Return to Castle Wolfenstein downloaded, graphical fixes installed, beer tin cracked open

yep... based

why goes he help the depressing curry lad and not me, inconsiderate fuck

any sports books accepting bets on this? what are the odds?

chuck us a truthy lads

throat is killing lads

you're already a kiwi m8, you don't need any more help

honestly just want englel to drop out

bangbros beating india, nz beating england and then pak vs ban for the final spot is best

stop sucking cock, m8

no

so I'm tall, athletic and employed? I know that's the problem, need to be more like you

t .Michael Douglas

Just incase you are still here. Open up to your father man. My father passed away when I was 8 years old and I wish I could share what's going on in my life with my old man. Isolate your mom if you haven't already.
I'm sure you can get over this in time. I hope and pray that you find a way.
Is that what you are mad about imad?

Don't know if I want England out of the cup
Fucking despise them of course but reckon they're the best shot at beating Ind*a

they made short work of India the other night

want england to do well simply for the health of cricket in england

deport the cunts

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Betfair. You can lay NZ to make the semis at 1.04.
Unavailable to Americans I believe.

cuck
cricket is already dead, this would be at best, a muscular spasm

Only team that looks like beating India is Australia desu. If we chase like the way we did against England in a knock out match Indian team wouldn't be able to return home. Dhoni, Kohli and Rohit's houses would burn.

actually this is my main reasoning but at the same time I don't want their style to win
theguardian.com/sport/blog/2019/jun/28/england-win-world-cup-cricket-deserve-barney-ronay
read this article the other day and believe it's 90% utter shit but it did get me thinking I really dislike everything about the modern English team right down to the fact that they're killing it in their home country. If they can t20 slog their way to a cup it sends a bad message about the state of the game in their home and even globally
It's bad for the state of the ashes but tb h that recent India series was 10x better than the last ashes

No idea why you think this, in my team at work 7 out of 11 people are watching it. We went to watch it together the other lunch time

holy fuck I hope the Bangas whip you

I mean in the sense that fewer and fewer kids are playing cricket
and that's hardly evidence is it, no-one at my work is interested

i’m still here, really sorry about your loss man, i do have a healthy relationship with my dad, love him to bits and we’re both in the same boat when it comes to this situation, she’s fucked us both over. i’d say moreso him than me, so yeah, we do talk about it a lot. only drive that i have now is to make things easier for him. and i wanna cut her off but i just get fooled into thinking there’s still hope for her and this family and i hesitate to take that step. but thanks for the kind words though bro, appreciate it a lot, and i’ll be keeping your dad in my prayers, may he rest in peace

Personally I want England to win

Don't care about politics like my team simple as, if you can't handle the thwacks you'd better stay back

My friends that have cut off abusive parents have gone really well out of it m8. pull the trigger.

ngl, based attitude
it's coming home to NZ however

Pick something for me boys.
Other side of the pamphlet has 'chinese', fish, roti/naan etc.

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i know for a fact that if i do pull that trigger i’ll be getting the blame for being the one who tore the family apart from now until im in my grave, even after that maybe. she’ll be looked at as the saint by everyone. mind you my sisters still are mostly on her side ever since the childhood brainwashing. fucking grim shit. i just cant do it man

got a headache

People here really think India will lose to Bangladesh. LIKE WUT?

paneer palak is my fave

India have proven themselves gutless and broken, unlike brave Bangladesh in glorious ascension.

I think it's more that people would like to see it rather than seeing it as likely

shakib > kohli. ez for bangbros

Only team I like seeing lose more than India is Bangladesh. They start improving their cricket just a bit and their fans become the most arrogant fucking pricks in the world. Only underdog team that I genuinely enjoy seeing getting the shit kicked out of. Fucking destroy them India

bro this is it

no one cares what you think fatguts. save it.

ooo very sad! for India

>When heaven shall call her from this cloud of darkness,
>Who from the sacred ashes of her honour
>Shall star-like rise as great in fame as she was???

INDIAAAAAAAAA INDIA *clap clap* INDIAAAAAAAAA INDIA *clap clap clap*

*poos*

>be's back
hey

Welcome back lad. Did you watch the Afg Pak game live? Thoughts?

lol my fellow pajeets what are you gonna snack on during the match? I got some Pringles

it doesn't matter if the kids in your country are playing cricket when you import the juniors from all other nations anyway

Currie dont crawl in here until victory is assured mate. gutless.

froots m8

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didnt watch it live, just started following the score when pakistans required run rate was like 9
then we lost and I smashed my entire house to pieces, I'm still walking on shards from all the broken vases as we speak

Post pics, kek. Yeah they really fucking blew it, you think gulbadin is gonna get lynched when he gets back?Also you saw the afghanis beating up the pakis after the game lol

kek

based seethaholic

Ordered dal Khichdi and a caramel custard because I have mild fever.
Took a sickie today. Bet the boss thinks I just want to stay at home and watch the match. What he doesn't know is I do that in the office as well.

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Why are the Windies so shit bros?

dear oh dear

Would disagree, almost won impossible to win games. Based windies on glorious ascension watch

im rangebanned from posting images because I bootyblasted some sudacas on here
>gulbadin
more like guldeadin because it's ogre for him, he better go into hiding

already low iq destroyed further by long term drug use

is your sister OK?

it's a Holiday in Mumbai

hope bangladesh wins

That gif is literally me right now, but its 10:45 not 7:00

too many subcontinentals in
I'm off

Bheja fry

Good choice

wait! take your mom with you
we're almost done

giz a hoon next m8

wish I had a bigger dick, bros..

back from my three day holiday lads
shall not be making any more racist posts outside Yea Forums

What changed?

Based

good lad.

What do other countries eat and drink at tea time

same as you probably

Nice, /cric/ prides itself on being racism free

Tea?

gdp E409

humble pie

bags of salty coins

pickle water

dick

don't the english have curry at lunch

Indians eat butter chicken

An eclectic response to my survey. Shall take some time to gather my thoughts and reply

oi surfnerd you here mate?

Posted from my MacBook Pro

I've personally been racist on numerous occasions and I've never experienced repercussions or felt bad. In fact I quite enjoy it.

I bullied him tfo
he won't be back anytime soon

yeah I've said racist things a lot here with no pushback, that nigger is talking nonsense

WAR AND PEACE
respectively

Occasionally I will have a curry at lunch but that's normally a 'big lunch', most people will have a sandwich or something similar

Based India will win

>I bullied him tfo
that was me but I enjoyed your deep piercing analysis as well

Posted from my MacBook Pro

thought you were asking about the cricket breaks haha whoops

>all that white in Virat’s beard
Grim. How old is he?

enough with this stupid fucking "grim" meme already. it wasn't funny the first 3 weeks you started spamming it and it certainly isn't funny now

I was but we definitely don't have a curry then are you mad, that's sandwich and scone time

Grim

grim post.

the macbook pro stuff was a grim attempt at memetics and i shant be endorsing it

@93899995
grim

grim

999999 when?

grim stuff

>India won the toss
>bat first
>miraj, mahmudullah not playing
kill me already

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grim get

grim take

Sent from my Galaxy Note 9

Cringe septic

Isn't the macbook pro stuff a play on the boomer meme where they have "posted from my blackberry" on various forums?

Cringe

Eat shit kermit’s asshole. Out of the fucking world cup you go

Post your most esoteric meme

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NICE

NICE

NICE

WASTED

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dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/cricket/england-makes-fussy-food-demands-for-ashes-series-against-australia/news-story/309f5a4651db07991ba24f14f73ce95b
indiatoday.in/sports/cricket/story/players-lunch-menu-at-lord-s-test-chicken-tikka-curry-dal-and-lasagne-1309944-2018-08-09

for me it's freedom of barking

So yesterday a mate of mine who's in uni had the last exam of his life. I decided to surprise him and pick him up for a bite and maybe a prozzy or two. Anyway, I was on campus and walking towards me was a mesmerizing girl with a red sundress on. She was tall, yet her body was perfectly proportionate. Her décolletage and her exposed legs made her seem elegant, not cheap. She was walking into the wind, which pressed her sundress into her body, exposing the secrets her curvaceous, callipygian body to me. A genuine 10/10 from top to bottom. But here's the thing: she was an Oriental. The first time I have been attracted to one in my life. I blame 4channel. After a decade of shilling I have finally been converted.

Though this is a must win match for us, Bangladesh should play to avoid a colossal defeat, winning is out of question.

>us
what part of bangladesh you from lad

nice blog post fuck off mongoloid

Have sex

I just had a chocolate brownie and ice cream for dinner.

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Minimal chance of me opening that link I have to be honest with you here. My intention was to ask about what people eat in local clubs etc not when you're at a huge event

Really looking forward to hearing Ather Ali Khan cry and bitch and shid and fart all over the mic as his team gets a thorough ass pounding

when the FUCK is bannerlord coming out?

will not be subscribing to this blog

Based and barkpilled

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and a ching chong to you too

It's already outdated, the graphics look old.

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Yes I am a wealthy NEET. Try to contain your jealousy and just move on, bro.

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I don't play mount and blade for the graphics

esoteric memes you say

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>complaining about graphics with m&b

these aren't esoteric

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you're not a truneet unless you live an ascetic life and try to rid yourself of sin such as greed

Septic tank ‘yank’

Yes I am a solid 9/10 wealthy NEET. Try to contain your jealousy and just move on, bro.

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looking good mate

has Rajipoo weighed in on tonight's match?

You don’t know what you’re talking about mate

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sty

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australia please explain.

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Dhaka

>irony is esoteric

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would genuinely not oppose a /cric/ schism between the subcontinentals and the anglo-saxons
not a fan of having to scroll to layers upon layers of antipodean trash making this thread into some sort of /brit/ knockoff

now this is esoteric

BING BING
WAHOO

go make a curry thread then you dumb coon

Don’t think you know what either of those words mean

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Just download the Bannerlord full conversion mod then.
There's a Mac-book version.

Is anyone even enjoying these or should i stop

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I dont have the power to unilaterally secede from you mongs but if I had, I would

sebbo exposing himself as a brainlet

sounds like you browse /brit/

Septic tank

no one's stopping you freshie. fuck off and make your own thread. take your blow-in cazz mates with you.

mfw used to regularly play warband on an old MacBook Pro

Posted from my MacBook Pro

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youtube.com/watch?v=jX6fqafv3_Q

listening to this banger lads

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Okay now im gonna stop

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itd probably end up dying and nobody would post in it
again, no need to seethe you filthy sheepshagger, save that for when australia knocks you out of the cup again

Septic tank (yank)

girlfriend? I'm trying to get a woman just to fucking talk to me at this point

>Bangladesh anthem
brb washing car

this is the post

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Disgusting anthem this, has to be said

you'll end up dying if you don't watch your fucking mouth kid

I enjoyed those memes sebbo

Feels like just yesterday that India played.

>gook

game starting: zero curries
game finishing with India winning: inundation

lmao this brings back memories

I'd love to take your scalp as a trophy, dont entice me

this is art unironically

> no /afl/
Is it, dare I say it, on dead poomoonity watch?

1 wicket whole tournament

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Bit scared

Indians call my house everyday and I always ask about the cricket and they just say very good and try to get me to turn on my computer again.

No one else is though which is prompting me to retire from posting them
Unironically

mate you can throw as much of a tantrum as you like and throw vases on the floor. I'd put you through a fucking window if you so much as looked at me.

yes
poked my head in /nrl/ and it is THRIVING

>RR 0.00
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

had a 10 minute chat about the cricket with the girl at the petrol station the other day
recent migrant I think, she was shocked when I said Australians don't like the English

It's tuesday and we don't have any dog fucking or bum fingering scandals to discuss like the nrl.

keep posting them, good for spam reporting

How do Pakistanis and Bangladeshis feel about each other? Was the split acrimonious?

> trying to chat up a fob indian girl and your first move is going to the cricket
m8

still hate em

Did you get her number m8

BASED HITMAN WITH THE PULL SHOT

Was she cute?

'chabin bla x
>THREE (3) wicketkeepers
umm..wasn't pshaw included in the squad bla ?

they literally were at war m8

Bangas BTFO already

/hoc/ btfo

COPE

I don't think any muslim countries play nice with each other, you'd think they would on account of being muslim and everything.

no
didn't want it
got a coffee date lined up with a girl I met on saturday anyway

generally hate each other but also united in their hatred of India

conceding a six in the first over should be a one match ban

Paki’s were mad at them at first, but now we moved on, literally don’t give a shit about them anymore

I can just imagine your fat sausage fingers typing this in anger in some dimly lit room in your mums basement
thank your lucky stars you're safe in your room, because you don't know what you'd be getting yourself into

based racist

India will score 500 today

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>even poos hate poos
made me think.

Who was it that got 1 wicket all tournament?

Inshallah

>we

What position do you play?

I could dust you outside any bazaar in Kabul you inbred

your mum uprooted my pole after a long innings

500 INCOMING SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP!!!!!!

Bangladesh

If you think about it, calling people with brown skin colour "poos", is a bit racist.

marshalla! inculablala inulla!

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stop posting kid.
no one's impressed by your internet tough guy routine, seen it a million times.

you forgot the 1 at the beginning

is2.Yea Forums.org/gif/1561934300801.webm

I would literally spin you the fuck out before you knew what happened to you

could you imagine being born ethnically indian/bengali instead of having been born white?

>In 2014/15, more than one in four adult Australians were obese. This represents almost five million Australians aged 18 and over (BMI of 30.0kg/m2 or more). More than two million Australian men were obese, or approximately 28% of all males aged 18 and over.
only thing you'd be dusting is some chapli kababs

>imagine

fuck off

reckon being born a leb is a fate far more grim

bro it is shakib

yeah

where do all these fat cunts live lads?
barely see any fatties in and around perth and when I do they're almost always women

>indian/bengali

This is why weight classes exist.

name one thing grimmer than /cric/ during a curry match, I dare you.

nah leb would be better. just not ""aussie"" leb

Sorry mate I shouldn't be so disrespectful

enjoying reading Livy lads, thanks for the recommendation

wondered the same thing. i tihnk theyre mostly people over 50 who are just overweight with a beer belly.

in NZ it's literally all the coconuts.

Yeah I honestly don't see that many fat cunts when I go out. Maybe they're all at home with cennalink money

look into the mirror and you'll realize kid
also here's another one and another one from poo peeland

suburban fringe/ mortgage belt

how about a tucson leb

Do maoris commit a lot of the crimes like the abos over here?

I'm 6'3" 93kegs mate I'd spark you the fuck out

it says obese though I reckon that includes naturally big guys who've let themselves go a bit
asian countries don't have those people, they're all skinnyfat or big fat cunts

depends where you live and work
I have a professional job in inner city Melbourne and when I go to lunch in a food court, most people are relatively thin and healthy (and attractive, mind you). However, once you step out into suburban shopping centers over half the people are overweight. It's even worse in the countryside.

maori are much better but still not great

they were a much more advanced civilisation and didn't suffer as much with colonisation

GONE

FUCK OFF

BACK TO THE DESIGNATED STREET

ur mums cunt

rather wouldn't consider it, too nauseating

you hope mate
you hope

Table topping New Zea-

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Is 80kgs at 5'11 obese?

straffGOD glad to hear you've got a new job

plz don't post fake news

Nah, you're probably fat/skinny fat.

currently cringing at this peewee threatening the afghan lad

-land

straffo still leeching off the system after getting """injured""" at the call centre?

Despite being only 13% of the population...

lol dumb coconuts

Depends on your body fat composition.

Use this video
youtu.be/Zj9chziWUk8

lol I knew it would excite you. sorry bruh

yeah you fat fuck

Let's go india! Score sam facking sixers!

>bangla fielding

I'm 5'9 and 120kgs

why am I watching this shit
Kyrgios v Thompson can't start soon enough

BMI 24.6

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based Joshy

based joshie

shut the kiwi up for good
PISS OFF YE CUNT

>V Azam: I’ve never been this stressed for a India game. Winning this is so so crucial
is it though? seems to me they can easily afford to lose this

Oh damn I just made it, nice.

RAPOOL

OH NONONONONONO

OFF THE FUCKING PITCH

you could probably stand to lose 5kegs m8

This is me btw

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would be somewhat more believable if you picked the batsman who is actually on strike

>tiny penis guaranteed

Sorry, I'm a casual watcher...which bowler for Bangladesh only got one wicket?

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DROPPED

Scotch eggs for elevenses

yeah here you go mate *unzips dick* lol

pictures you can smell

I thought Rohit faced the last bowl last over. I’m not fully paying attention to this game

>dropped

OH NONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MY FUCKING SIDES

Why are you thinking about my penis

I'm gay.

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KEK

haha gay

Not him but I'm thinking about it too

predicting a brutal hidings

business idea: catch the cricket ball if it comes your way

don't use it as an insult

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>bringing Dinesh Karthik for today's game
Cheeky cunts

>mfw I bet Rohit Sharma o35,5 runs and watching the game so far

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Fat fuck put those away

>cric has no artlad
pity you 2bh

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gook

my shitskin is better

hey you posted it again. neat.

BASED poosh

based stroke-poster

He was dropped haha

holy shit just noticed that. Fucking based

holy freaking basedland thanks for watching our cup

what a boring match

Glad to help. I plant seeds...

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Please watch our sport

;)

Made an esoteric meme lads

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poobowls always are

how many cricket world cups have england won?

>india
>in the loo
too esoteric for my taste

Please plant your big, strong, muscular and elite anglo seed in my sister's womb

Failed a unit and now i have to stay back another semester at uni. Literally want to kill myself bros. It's over

I already did... in your mother's womb. I am you real father and you must respect me

wheres England's flag, did they get knocked out?

I haven't watched previously but been loving the tournament so far. It's quite comfy having pretty much just a match per day to watch and cricket as a sport is surprisingly interesting to watch.

It's coming home ;)

BASED

can I have your laptop

Holy based

India should probably use this fifty over batting period to amass as many runs as possible to then apply pressure to Bangladesh when they're batting in their designated period.

PLEASE
heh

just pass your courses

no it isnt, don't lie

Needs trinibro chilling in the tub with hot bitches

which team you supporting lad?

grim match

>rohit sharma is dropped 5 times in 8 matches
are other teams even trying to win?

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based

FINNISH TEST TEAM BY 2030 CONFIRMED
How will the notorious Helsinki bounce affect visiting batsman?

kek

if they ensure they score more runs in the allotted 50 overs then Bangladesh manage, they're more than likely to achieve victory.

t.Maninder Singh

BASED

NZ

Literally "just get a haircut" tier advice

Windies and Sri Lankans mostly but i've made loads of money betting Kohli to get 50 runs every match so far. Has failed only once.

madharchod stop larping

are you the guy that posted the paper betting slip in /10is/ the other day

That image always makes me laugh. Along with this appeal from Shakib. Funny guy

youtu.be/1gNh00S1yPs
1:09

except getting a hair cut wont save you from being ugly whereas passing your courses will have you leave your uni as you want to

bangladesh is so grim

gonna fail you again today

slide your winnings on g. maxwell century in the final m8

Cricket was literally invented to give aristocrats something to gamble on, so you are part of a glorious tradition

Yeah, that's me. My interest for different kinds of new sports is mostly sparked by my degeneracy.

/hoc/ vs. /cric/
USA ===== Poopeelia
Canada == England
Binlan === NZ
Sweden == India
Russia ==== Pakistan, Bangas
Norway === Caribbeans

do you actually go to a news agent for each bet kek
why not make an online account

shit match

can someone please recommend some mellow music? something with actual instruments please

...i am currently listening to Wilco

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I thought canada was the elite team in ice hockey

>bangladeshi fielding
please humble these 5’6 malnourished manlets pajeets

imagine the smell

imagine the smell

here have some:
youtube.com/watch?v=x6Q7c9RyMzk

youtu.be/tQuJFJCtvPs

Fuck real instruments, don’t be a boomer. also the first guy rapping is a pajeet

Radiohead - In Rainbows or Moon-shaped Pool

glass houses

air
youtube.com/watch?v=mTHjFeXmnHs

NEW
GET IN

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why do they breed like rabbits when this is the state of their country?

Didnt read the mellow part my bad
youtu.be/Pa67b28h0vY

I do have a online account. I just sometimes go to my local shops to bet as they have different odds or some obscure Finnish matches to bet that I cannot get elsewhere.

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Smoth is ready and overdue.

the dan vettori one was elite

ACTUAL new thread

good choice but i've already overplayed it..thanks anyway

love the guitar parts have no idea what he's rapping about

dat sweet bass
now i want some Portishead.
thanks

>these are the words of a janitor
I refuse to believe that

youtube.com/watch?v=oy243wYSZ2o
listen to the whole album if you like this type of song lad

great odds for both, wish I got on that

Just nuke that whole continent

WASTED