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go knights

Hasb has made an offer to Aho, confirmed on frog media

Bold claim.

Snes fans rise up

Thinking about water in solid form.

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>McDavid offer sheet
Will the Ducks sign him?

BEWILDERING

@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"

what do Canadiens want with a AHL defenceman? He's not even Quebecian

Do you have a link?

thoughts on this fenno-brazillian bull?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

currently drinking away my pain

BEWILDERED

how are the canes gonna patch that hole if they do lose aho?

real thread over here

>Losing your captain and elite tipper for 1 more million than he was previously being paid
Get fucked Doug
Karlsson can eat a fucking dick and die

are you okay?

1. He's an Elite Prospect™
2. He doesn't look Brazilian™ to me
3. I bet he doesn't even like Onion Rings™

our season?????

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probably just relocate to quebec t b h

Grim.

No im phone posting and watching the TV, they didn't say any numbers but they confirmed Bergevin was chasing Aho

>hasb

What about Marner?

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are you bewildered?

How much are the islels gonna have to pay lee when they crawl back to him

this is why no one likes the canes

>Bergevin trying to get an other prime Finnish bull
BASED

where are all these offersheets the """""""experts""""""" were talking about???

Why aren't the knights signing any ufas?

so in 2 months the relocanes went from being an ECF team with solid D core + prospect pool & cap space...

...and threw it away by losing all their prospects + coach, half their D core, both goalies, All-Star franchise player, and are spending near the cap

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THE SUNBELT

>watching the TV
Which channel?
>but they confirmed Bergevin was chasing Aho
We already knew that he was interested, though. Did they say anything more about an actual offer sheet?

because they have negative 2 million cap space

dumb kid

Non randy thread here lads

It will be sorted soon enough

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>He doesn't look Brazilian™ to me
you should hear him laugh

in the mind of one seething froganon

retard

marner offer sheet maybe?

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sad & bewildering

that's gonna be a shant for me

Why is noone reporting on the montreal signings? Could someone link me who they signed?

what songs can duchene play on guitar?

>"reee why aren't the canes overpaying"

Post Source™

>Which channel?
RDS
>We already knew that he was interested, though. Did they say anything more about an actual offer sheet?
No exact numbers, but they qualified it as "hostile offer"

Islanders lose their captain to free agency twice in two years.
Absolutely HILARIOUS

>Could someone link me who they signed?
They're probably just announcing all of them on their official twitter account.

>does nothing

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Haven’t the islanders been laughed at enough for one day Luigi?

>Via @PierreVLeBrun, the salary breakdown on Duchene's deal: Y1: $2 mil base, $8 million SB Y2: $3 mil base, $5 million SB Y3: $5 mil base, $5 million SB Y4: $4 mil base, $4 million SB Y5: $7 mil base, $2 million SB Y6: $4 mil base, $2 million SB Y7: $3 mil base, $2 million SB
The way this is structured looks like the Preds are gonna go all in on someone else this season. it's /ouryear/ la

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smoke on the water

>The Golden Knights have signed Tomas Nosek to a 1-year deal worth $1 million and Brandon Pirri to a 2-year deal worth $775,000 per year.
gusev confirmed being traded
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fuck you mcphee

Merci, shall check it out.

I hope you all burn in hell

she should floss on my cock

its structured like that so he still gets paid even if there is a lockout.

relocate the franchise. after losing a second captain in 2 years, talking shit like you'd get Panarin and now you haven't. On top of that, you faggots don't even know which building you want to play in

>get fucked
>get relocated

make friends, not enemies

foe me it's no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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god i hate finland they're my enemy now

>5M for Simmonds

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Pierre-Édouard Bellemare

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bitch theres a new arena coming

I would hate it if >my team had embarrassing avatarfags or tripshits pretending to watch their games

Np, fren

FIVE MILLION FOR SIMMONDS

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kings realized they don't have to trade to get older, time will take care of it on its own

Devils :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

he rules. sad he's leaving.

for me, it's rags from now on

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oh ok, the mere fact that you won't be homeless anymore will fix your franchise

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>if

twitter.com/ChrisRyan_NJ/status/1145751443565137920
>The Devils have signed F Wayne Simmonds to a one-year, $5 million deal

>cam talbot to flames
lmao

@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on the Storm Surge: "I gotta say I am happy I don't have to do those faggy pageants for those inbred fans anymore, everyone back home would make fun of me for doing that"

soupcan and Simmonds. fucking terrible

>Debbies
HOLY FUCK HOW CAN A TEAM BE GIFTED SO MUCH AND STILL BE SO INCOMPETENT

>Two nigs and a Jew
Debbies going for the poc storyline to make the ploffs very smart

OH NONONON YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

WAYNE SIMMONDS FOR FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS

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>Subban
>Simmonds
Nibba Jersey

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>mfw someone pays Simmonds 5mil AAV

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HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

>@TSNBobMackenzie: Aho on being offer sheeted "it's a little bit bewildering to tell you the truth but I'm glad to finally get out of that hill billy town full of toothless hicks"

unironically fire shero

>devlels

DEVLELS GOT A MANLET KIKE AND 2 NIGGERS

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO

debbies proving hockey is for every one

@TSNBobMackenzie: Marner on being offer sheeted "I hated the leafs and playing for that stupid mutt matthews"

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why you guys so racist

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what THE FUCK is Shero doing?

Eyes on the Prize

Verified account

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#Habs are reportedly pursuing Sebastian Aho, with the possibility of a trade or an offer sheet

Thank GOD.

Hot take: I don't ever have a problem with a 1 year contract because it has no impect on your long term cap

>based devils taking all our blacks
simmonds fucking sucked lmao what retards

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>Montreal actually offer sheeted Aho
top kek

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>jew jersey buying up all the coons
I guess Nashville is no longer Coon town

BEWILDERED THE FUCK OUT

Live TSN coverage
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

if it doesnt work out either side can just walk away

>Simmonds for five million

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Lmao @ shorks faggots losing their best player.

Luckily my golden knights are pretty much staying intact and even improving.

Enjoy missing the playoffs, faggots.
Meanwhile, we will roll through the league on our way to a cup win. Yes, the same cup that should have an asterisk due to refs rigging shit.

>its real
twitter.com/HabsEOTP/status/1145750748854140928

>@PierreVLeBrun: Islanders have inquired about Carolina defenseman Jaccob Slavin. Initial offer appears to be 2020 1st, 2022 1st, and G Robin Lehner in a sign&trade situation.

twitter.com/SportsnetSpec/status/1145753347120484352
>Two-year deal, $1.2 AAV for Khaira.

shut the fuck up

AND IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN

prolly bait, but we're most likely going to lose gusev, which is stupid as fuck desu lad.

yeah but it's a shitty clickbait website

>own by Vox Media

Toronto signed Kevin Gravel 1x700k

Is there an actual reason why spee is full of apehoop free agency hype instead of /hoc/ hype?

Has this board become the bastion of niggerdom?

why the fuck would we get slavin when dobson is pretty much ready?

STOP POSTING FAKE BULLSHIT IT'S MAKING ME GO AND CHECK

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worked

>trading for a UFA
average caniacs would be that retarded

because america is 40% white now, and minorities aren't really hockey fans

>SB Nation
b8 used to take actual skill and finesse around these parts, now people just drop a name or hyperlink and try to rake in the (You)s

If you read the article, it's all still just based on that LeBrun report that three teams had called the Hurricanes about Aho, with Montreal being one of them.
There's no new information in the article.

Reporters for teams' SB sites usually have decent connections to the team itself, but it's never insider-tier. Good for locker room rumors, but usually not trade scoops or anything.

How new are you? /hoc/ has been one of the smallest generals for years now

apehoop has uppitty niggers spewing "drama"

/hoc/ died years ago

Hockey is a rich white men sport

David Pagnotta


@TheFourthPeriod
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Canadiens have significant interest in Aho. There's talk the Habs are trying to make this work. Is a trade doable, or will they present an offer sheet? This is something to watch.

TURN ON URINATINGTREE STREAM
MARNER OFFERSHEET BY ISLANDERS

gentle reminder

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>Islanders have inquired
They can ask about him, but Carolina wouldn't trade Slavin for pretty much anything.

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Slavin is on a huge team-friendly deal and probably has the higher ceiling. If Lou can get it done I say go for it.

>sign&trade
they owe us for the sweep anyways, let them destroy their franchise if they must

I'm gonna laugh so hard if Montreal actually pays Aho more than McDavid.

Pierre LeBrun

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@PierreVLeBrun
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According to sources, Carolina got calls from 3 different teams today on Sebastian Aho, hinting at an offer sheet. The 'Canes told them they would match any offer sheet. Carolina did tell them they would entertain trade conversation. Believe that Habs is among 3 teams who called

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>Welcome to Panthers Territory, Anton Stralman.
3 years x 5.5mn

what happend to /bet/? haven't been here in a long time.

Nikita isn't all that important imo.

>trading for a UFA
Do you understand what "sign & trade" means?

COPE

@PierreVLeBrun: Ted has acquired a shotgun for the purpose of blowing his brains out. Initial reports this will happen as soon as the end of the day.

man I like aho but I don't know if he's even worth the inevitable ~10 mil he seems to want nevermind more than mcdavid

Are the Kitties and Dallas the only two winners of the day?

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i swear this team is gonna overpay lee also

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>If Lou can get it done
I really don't think that he can. Canes management likes Slavin way more than people seem to realize.

Pretty based

>paying a goalie $10M a year
>winner

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>TSNBobMckenzie 1m ago Hearing reports of Shannon offer sheeted Kippers for 20 dollars. No term mentioned

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>pavfellski
laughing SO hard at the fucking san lose shorks

Lee 10 x 7

today is a sad day

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Let me ask you this...
What part of San Jose are you from amigo?

give me gusev

based pavelski admitting he's in it for the money

seething

>Myers 5 x 6
Why were/are nucks fans worried

@93887188
>"Hurricanes" not even capitalized
based wikipedia-editing retard like it's 2006

Hoping that kippers takes over as the starter wife for Shannon and Yvonne drops to the backup

so are we waiting until July 2nd to hear anything about Boston again?

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It died and moved to discord instead, and turned into a circle jerk. You can still find tips but have to sift through all kinds of cringe bullshit. Its not worth it imo.

The only positives from today so far are that the Isles haven't done anything stupid yet and also the animeposter is about to off himself

I am not "seething" at all.
It's just bullshit man. The arrogance displayed by the San Jose Referee fans after the refs admitted to rigging that game is ridiculous. If your team got screwed like that you'd get sick of the bullshit too.

Will Kippers scratch his tummy tho?

>No term mentioned
according to my sources the term is 30min

dorion up to something

Aho to habs would make my friend also a habs fan, so hoping this pans out

Where does Kyle Turris end up?

>7 years on the Rangers
Is Panarin fucked?

crashing the franchise with no survivors

I'm not why the fuck would I willingly choose to live in California

club just dumped him for some broken down meme bullshitter, why wouldn't he be

>the isles havent done anything stupid

Except lose filpula, lehnar, lee, fail to.sign panarin, and fail to sign varlamov

boiling

Too bad. I liked that thread back in 2014 or so.

#Habs and #Isles fighting for Anders Lee
Bergevin is about to murder Lamoriallo

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Ok... how brown is your skin though?
Why the fuck would you even support a spic team like San jose?

bewildered :)

Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy

Is ottawa still a team?

Dorion has a gun pointed at his head just off screen

Kikkelipieru

>we are still a team
t. dorion

>@PierreMcguire 4m ago Montreal offer sheet accepted by Aho. Expected 10.2 million AAV

>@PierreMcguire 1m ago Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

Who's your SCF now?

Based hasb driving up the price on lee

holy fucking shit what an alpha

Who the fuck is Will?

jesus dorion has aged 10 years in 2 years

This man comes into your city an offersheets your best player. What do you do?

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Nice breakdown lad. I can't wait more of your delightful insight.

Yeah but at least we haven't done anything as stupid as the Bobrovsky, Tanev, or Myers deals

That was peak /bet/, it pretty much died in 2016

Lads I need to cut the lawn but don’t want to miss anything

Rags-Seattle
Seattle in 4

Dorion about to pull a Budd Dwyer

absolute unit

do you have to speak frog to manage to snes?

imagine paying anders lee more than crosby

Wait are the Habs actually offering $13 million to Aho???

That's McJesus money wtf STOP FUCKING THE MARKET

Based fin wants his boipuccy pumped

golden knights and rangers
knights sweep in 6

You mean signing a goalie in his 30s to a 7 year 70 mil deal isnt a prime Panthers move?

>How brown
Depends on how brown you think Italian is
>Why
Born in San Francisco so hometown team, escaped when I was young luckily

He’s a nice lad from British Columbia

Get an online radio feed on your phone or something.

solid lad from williams lake

>He doesn't know about Will
newfag

Bobrovsky isn't that bad though. Legit top 5.

kek

Overpay for sure. We have no other options.

Pavelski's head might have exploded, he is older, and he was asking for a lot, but Imma miss dat lil'nigga

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Will you at least admit that the game was rigged?

Imagine if it had happened the other way around.

myers will be a steal in 2-3 years the way things are headed

Bob is an eternal choker in the playoffs. He's definitely not top 5

it was a stupid call mate, but we can't give up four goals in four minutes

Spending $10m a year on a goalie is kinda dumb, especially so when it's for a goalie on the wrong side of 30 who's already showing wear and tear, ESPECIALLY when it's for 7 years.

The fuck are the Panthers doing?

The Wild would bootyblast both of these shit teams

bringing in new players for the 3 fans

>someone mentions the wild
>everyone laughs at him

Becoming the Chicago Blackhawks.

Zucc is cooked
His brain is too scrambled from that slap shot he took to the head

Name who's better. There are literally only 4 better goalies.

Did you watch the playoffs that just ended?

I love it when my team does absolutely fuck all to address the issues and concerns of the team

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retard kitties should of got quick instead

Binnington

Go back you faggots

maybe they are just pretending to be retarded

how do you know hes not just cam ward 2.0?

I'm so sad the kitties should have signed Kari Lehtonen FINNISH GOALTENDING WOULD HAVE BROUGHT THEM THE STANLEE BOWL and he has been a free agent for awhile now!!!!

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Are the >rags a contender again?
Will Finland and Russia save them?

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>should of

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>Signing older defensemen way over market value
>Bryz type contract for Bobrovsky including NMC
>Missing out on Bread even though your GM went all in
Sure they won, buddy.

Then Isles management would fit in well with /hoc/.

Crosby has 87 autism. Contracts could be 500m a year, but he would still want 87m

what this user said, pretty shit call but other teams were able to kill off 5 minute majors during the playoffs

>After taxes, Panarin should make roughly $77 a game.

Never should have been in the position though. Without that bad call, vgk wins easily and would have crushed the blues.

Shit goaltending basically ended any chance of the playoffs they had last season, so they had to spend big money on Bob. Most of the core is signed longterm anyway.

>@PierreMcguire 4m ago Hockey has absolutely no place for blacks and trannies and especially jews

>@PierreMcguire 1m ago Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets

Ward sucked in the regular season
Binnington didnt

>rags

luckily, it's /our year/ now

>Never should have been in the position though.
this 2bh

vegas would have been swept by the blues they were lucky to be spared the embarrassment

now they can just cry and seethe about hypothetical cups

Kari "Let-em-in"

stay perpetually assblasted ya san jose simp

how fucking dare you comment on my grammatical skills I wrote SHOULD HAVE check my post and READ IT BETTER!!

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Business Idea.

International Outdoor Stadium Series.

1st one being in Wembley Stadium

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>Rusty Peons STILL crying about a first round chokejob
lmao have sex you losers.

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now

*3.0
Matt Murray was 2.0

Ward was fine earlier in his career. Got fucked by some bad injuries, though. I don't think he ever really recovered from taking that skate blade to his leg.

>Rusty Peons
>not Golden Showers
Come on m8

ed, your team is literally the joke of the hockey world.

Call J.G. Wentworth

i'll fite you right now faggot

Call H O C
877 CASH NOW

Who the fuck is Ed? One of your schizo personalities?

Wouldn't be half full

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twitter.com/drosennhl/status/1145755544789106689

>Wild GM Paul Fenton talking to us on @NHLNetwork, says he's excited about Minnesota's lineup now with additions today, especially Mats Zuccarello: "We're going to make the playoffs with this type of lineup."

#laforlafreniere

t. ed

>Vegas would have been swept by the Blues
That's a bad take user
t. shorks fan

@93887719 (you)
@93887582 (you)
dumb retard f*nn

>in England
You stupid?
Have it in Sweden or another country that cares about hockey

for me its meddling ownership that demands results and forces management to make shortsighted decisions to keep their job

oh no
oh no no no
oh no no nonoNONONONONO

Would work but in Sweden/Finland

alright, swept in 5

that's the most I can give vegass

JUST EMBRACE THE FUCKING TANK ALREADY

so, realistically, what are the chances of the kings winning the next draft lottery?

imagine overpaying a glassboned swede and letting your elite scoring captain walk

>kangz

Just got to /hoc/ for the first time today. How seething are the Rangers haters that we got a top tier free agent superstar?

>Over the hill, can't make the playoffs
>Not shit enough to tank for draft picks+

>we

For me, it’s signing free agents for less than what other teams offered

>winning 1 (one) round last year
>having a 11-18 playoff record
>having a .902 career playoff sv%
he's a choker through and through

pierre mcguire can only drive it 224 yards with a 5 wood

pretty seething

only ted and isles weeb are mad

How many years left for Parise/Suter/Zuccs? How can you tank with 25% of your cap wrapped in 3 players signed long term?

>2nd highest odds to win
>Still drop to #5
Don't get your hopes up

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TURN ON TSN

THEY'RE GOLFING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

No one cares about the rags

WTF are the Flyers doing

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ferraros upper body looks a little stiff when he is swinging the golf club

@93887797
youtube.com/watch?v=5avOXc0f7dw

le 24-year-old prospect man

that nigger drowned lmao

its hilarious that tsn would literally rather show their analysts golf on nation television rather than discuss apehoop

>rags

I could drive better than these clowns on tsn

You fags are literally obsessed with them since you constantly spam that shitty Rangers meme

fitting for Canada, would be more fitting in May

>rags

>rags

>The Relocanes couldn't sign a journeyman goaltender for 1.3 mil annually
That shit is bojangles

>rags

Oh, and 6 of those 11 wins came last season. He had one good series his entire career

>rags

>rags

1 2 3 Viva L'Algerie.

youtu.be/6C1hwXV1exU

So Toronna didn't sign Marner?

>I T S
>O V E R

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i may argue with you fucking retarded faggots 18 hours a day, but at least we can all agree on
>rags

TURN ON TSN

KYLE TWINKBAS CONFERENCE ON

why is rachel maddow talking about hockey trades

that's why they're based

HON HON HON

LE SHEET D'OFFER

DUBAS CONFIRMING LAFFS WINDOW HAS CLOSED

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IT'S HAPPENING

Rangers are back baybay
Hank finally getting that ring

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Dubas cute desu.

Cope

Hows it feel knowing the "Rags" have just signed the best available free agent in years and also just drafted a generational talent that could be on the level of Ovechkin like Kaako.

OFFER SHEET

twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1145764410138464256
>The Canadiens have announced that they have tendered an offer sheet to restricted free agent Sebastian Aho of the Carolina Hurricanes. The proposed contract is for five years, with an average annual value of $8.454 million. #GoHabsGo

The actual viva l'algerie song is good as hell t. arab

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RE LO CANES
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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>canes

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twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145764903959105538
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

based
carolina will match it tho since it's only 8.454

FUCK CAROLINA

>rags

m8 its Kakko

as a kangz/habs fan (yes, i know they played in the finals) i hop the habs take aho

wtf its real???

Flyers are building a champion AHL

SEETHING

shit offer lmao if the canes cant match that then they are a joke

That'll obviously get matched. What the fuck, MB?

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMEN

thats not a very >hostile offer. relocanes should easily match.

It's not unfair money, canes probably match it. Then again their owner bought an obviously insolvent second division football league so you never know

>rags

he doesnt want to give up four 1sts

Remember the holy trinity of /hoc/
Don't reply to tripfags
Don't reply to /cric/
Always post
>rags

Lol easy match. Thanks for helping us negotiate an even cheaper deal.

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hand him over, canes

Cope

MTL offersheets AHO 5yr for 42.25M

>8 MIL A YEAR

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are the relocanes becoming the new snes?

>Only 8 million

over 8.5 means 2 1sts in compensation

Obssessed with the Rangers? Jealous you live in some irrelevant shithole I guess?

>8mil AAV
Why bother with the offer sheet if you're gonna make it easier for them to re-sign Aho?

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145764903959105538
>as if they're not going to match it
What a waste of time.

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can offer sheets have signing bonuses? because I'd imagine that MTL is offering like 15 million up front

93888170
get this newfag outta here

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Then why even bother? This has to be some sort of power-move against journalists for future press conferences.

>Don't say I didn't try!

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145766276905746433
>Breakdown of Aho offer sheet: $11.3M SB plus 700k salary in Year 1; $9.87M SB plus 700k salary in Year 2; $6.95 SB plus 750k salary in Year 3; $5.25 SB plus $750k in each of Year 4 and Year 5

they are discussing it on tsn right now

O F F E R S H E E T

good point

Aho isn't even gonna sign it

Randy BTFO

massive signing bonuses that carolina can't match because they poor

waste of time

RELOCANES BTFO

4d chess

oh okay
thanks for making resigning aho easy for the canes, hasb

>@reporterchris: All team insiders indicate RFA Sebastian Aho will sign historic offer sheet from Montreal with an estimated $13M AAV. Terms include 5 year term with a $9 million signing bonus in years 1 & 2, decreasing to $3M in years 3-5. Carolina will have 24 hours to match.

>@reporterchris: All team insiders indicate RFA Sebastian Aho will sign historic offer sheet from Montreal with an estimated $13M AAV. Terms include 5 year term with a $9 million signing bonus in years 1 & 2, decreasing to $3M in years 3-5. Carolina will have 24 hours to match.

>@reporterchris: All team insiders indicate RFA Sebastian Aho will sign historic offer sheet from Montreal with an estimated $13M AAV. Terms include 5 year term with a $9 million signing bonus in years 1 & 2, decreasing to $3M in years 3-5. Carolina will have 24 hours to match.

>@reporterchris: All team insiders indicate RFA Sebastian Aho will sign historic offer sheet from Montreal with an estimated $13M AAV. Terms include 5 year term with a $9 million signing bonus in years 1 & 2, decreasing to $3M in years 3-5. Carolina will have 24 hours to match.

>@reporterchris: All team insiders indicate RFA Sebastian Aho will sign historic offer sheet from Montreal with an estimated $13M AAV. Terms include 5 year term with a $9 million signing bonus in years 1 & 2, decreasing to $3M in years 3-5. Carolina will have 24 hours to match.

how hard are the Relocanes shitting themselves?

habs have a cup win lined up all we need to do is get this twink to sign

11 MILLION FIRST YEAR
DUNDON WONT MATCH

True. We'll see, I guess.

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>Hasb offering Aho 21 million doll hairs in signing bonuses in first year
HOLY FUCK lockout imminent. I hate this league

Dundon BTFO

Keep it shut fag even rangers fans >rags post here

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NOO WORST PLAYER OF THE GOLDEN GENERATION IS GETTING THE BIGGEST PAY

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habs stanley cup champs 2020

Absolutely based free agency lads

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>with an estimated $13M AAV
Get with it, gramps.
It's $8.454m.

21.8million due to aho in the 1st year.
that was basically the relocanes gate-revenue last year.

I A M A M O N T R E A L L I F E L O N G

ET LE BUUUUUUUT

>relocanes

>TWENTY ONE MILLION DOLLARS FOR YEAR ONE
What the fuck. 2022 lockout incoming

Keep seething tranny

>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
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>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
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>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
>SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR
SIGNING BONUSES ARE UNFAIR

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>mfw lou couldn't just leave without making sure this rebuild never happens

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brainlet here
can you guys please explain the habs move?

Big markets like Montreal have the ability to pay those massive SB which Carolina won't be able to match at all. If you had gone to your games maybe the team would have had enough money. Sunbelt btfo

Fuck the habs

Big bants bergy

Lol this just made resigning Aho easier. We might even get a 9M AAV since the Habs just dropped his value so low.

Thanks Berg

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THE TWINK SIGNED

>that was basically the relocanes gate-revenue last year.
I, too, am listening to the TSN feed.

93888277
im smelling /nba/ faggotry

What was it the year before? 10 million? lol

>signes

Holy mother of based Aho

Was about to kill myself after work, now I'm laughing like a maniac

>bergy's face rn

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u scared

match the signing bonus m8

If you listen to the media in the area you know Dundon faps to Aho daily. He will have no problem playing a large SB.

NUKE QUEBEC NOW

why does tsn seem to think aho is already gone?

What picks does Montreal have to give up for the offer sheet?

Even though ~8.5 is very much payable for the Canes, the Habs are offering Sebastian Asshole a fuck load of money up front - 21 million dollars in the first year.
Smaller market teams like Caroline, Arizona, Ottawa... etc. don;t have enough money and hence the budget to offer so much fucking dough up front.
This is why there will be a lockout in a year.

1st 2nd and 3rd

>nick poozuki
bust

Thinking about getting Panthers season tickets desu

why is that a problem? it's how all the other big sports work, big markets can outspend others to get talent

1st, 2nd, 3rd

They don't, you'd have to be deaf. They didn't even say anything about the damage Aho leaving would cause.

That's the thing -- nobody else in the leagye has any fucking idea what goes on down >here.

Starting to feel like this canadian hockey media is biased in favor of canadian teams....

how much?

now whos next on the offer sheet?

Sunbelt anime trip niggers taking L after L while I work on my tan and eat mangos. Blessed Canada Day lads

Laine

>he fucking signed it
even if Aho stays the Canes management is going to fucking hate him and trade him in two years

There's no way the relocanes can match 21 million dollars in total. Flat out can't happen

>responding earnestly to shitposts
You're too pure for this place.

/hoc/ has offered me 5 tendies per month to shitpost

still undecided please speak to my lawyer

Marner

Bulju xD

Because Aho is a human being who likes money. Carolina probably won't match the signing bonuses

literally nobody wants that bust

It's a problem because I'm a Snes fan and I'm bitter

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fuck hopefully marner if the offers are gonna come in that low

Lou will offersheet Marner

>throw an insultingly low offer at player
>waaaaahh why did he accept an offer sheet

BASED AHO SIGNED IT

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AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT AHO SIGNED IT

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IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=noNH_DI3BNY

holy fuck what is going on

>georges laraque was right

Where is the source?

I'm so happy the hill billys and anime faggots are getting shit pumped today. Truly based.

twitter.com/EricEngels/status/1145767678113648642
>It has been signed by Aho.

Can't get a clear answer. Waiting for a rep to call me

I see
thanks user

>21 million signing bonus

jesus fuck he is not worth that much

Bulju :D

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BASED finnish twink working southern and rural retards into a seethe

Niggerbelt markets need NHL handouts to keep being competive, which is why we had the 2004 lockout and the godawful salary cap. Bettman should wise up and cut the loses instead letting the NHL go into lockout every single new CBA renewal.

LOCKOUT INCOMING FUCK YOU AHO

another win for >us

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>dion phaneuf is the 44th top free agent available
OH NO NO NO NO

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wtf i love hasb now

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I hope....

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>a week to decide to match
what the FUCK that's a long time. should be a day or two.

no problem

Canes btfo

SportsNet is reporting it.

>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS
>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS
>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS
>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS
>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS
>B-B-BUT MUH BUNCHA JERKS

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Bunch of jerks

FUCK TORONTO AND FUCK MONTREAL

MARKET IS FUCKED NOW

LOCKOUT IMMINENT

XEATTLE DICKGIRLS GET A FREE STAN LEE CUP AFTER IT ENDS

FUCK CANADA

JERKS BTFO

when are they going to make a move? they need to do something to avoid the choke of last season

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>not going anywhere edition
not going anywhere edition
>not going anywhere edition
not going anywhere edition
>not going anywhere edition
not going anywhere edition
>not going anywhere edition
not going anywhere edition
>not going anywhere edition

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Week is a short time for something that can highly affect a franchise's success for the foreseeable future

is it 11.3 million or 21 million signing bonus?
i'm retarded

ha ha classic /hoc/ and their fake offer sheet twee-
>it's real

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>"thank god i never have to take part in one of those faggot storm surges again"-@sebastianAHO

holy shit how much dosh can you get via free agency like goddamn
SEBASTIAN AHO

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hey montreal (and by extension, laffs)
fuck you

Thank you based Shannon for telling me what to think

Aho signing that means he wants out in 5 years?

>also, the canadians' offer, $873 dollars away from the threshold of needing to give up 2 draft picks, very interesting
no that's not interesting, it's literally how any of these would go

Would you believe me if I told you that I wasn't worried?

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end up with a 32 team league, with there being no point in a fan of a team in the bottom half

Giving teams a chance to clear some cap space to match the offer.

>mad
>at habs

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Fuck yeah. This contract is cap friendly as fuck. Signing bonuses are a bit annoying but we'll be fine Dundon promised that Aho will be a "cane for life" so he knows that he literally can't deny paying the bonuses now.

>benning got myers for $6mill
the absolute madman

Lot of top guys want to go into unrestricted free agency as soon as possible. If their first big deal is too long they hit it at like 30 and teams won't want to give them another 7-year

cope

>montreal dunking on carolina
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>Carolina's opening night next season is against the Montreal
Habs finna bouta get pelted with beers when they hit the ice. Carolina crowds hold a fucking grudge.

wtf I love french people now..????????????

Any chance the Canes don't match?

wouldn't they get like 3 1sts?

just woke up.
would like to take the opportunity to thank the snes for taking >our cap liabilities. and for the defensemens. and for the 3rd round pick
would also like to thank spezza for signing such a modest deal
dont give a fuck about this aho shit 2 b h

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he just thinks that he can cash in in five years once the cap has gone up and he continues to play well

Literally nigger tier "fans" lmao

I'm not coping idiot. We just secured a cap friendly contract with our top player. Berg literally just signed Aho for us.

It's a first second and third. Not 3 firsts.

Digits confirm a Aho is staying.

Just a 1st, a 2nd, and a 3rd.

>CANES WILL ONLY GET A 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145770562150699009
>Hearing that the Habs first discussed the offer sheet scenario involving Brayden Point but then shifted gears to Sebastian Aho after thinking they'd have a better chance to get the player. Both Point and Aho are represented by agent Gerry Johansson.

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Big signing bonuses with a cheap shit owner.

they wanted point

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i still think you have to match it if you are the Canes

>chiasson willingly re-signed with edmonton
but why?

Canes fans, how much do you hate Aho and Montreal right now?

>myers wearing pads at the press conference

>make a decision and move on
HE GONE

based jimbo makin moves in Van

How is it that Aho saw himself as an 8.5 million dollar player? He signed the sheet, he's totally onboard with being worth 8.5. The idea that they had this value hashed out already is crazy.

Everyone in this thread acting like we won't pay the $20M to keep our star player on a team friendly contract for 5 years.
Must be a slow day, huh? Only "loss" we took is getting 5 years making him a UFA but that still gives us a window to compete.

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>trigger lockout by making an offersheet with a large signing bonus
>signing bonus is guaranteed in event of a lockout

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he's coming home bois

duchene sucks and is ugly

>Canes fans
who

>Preddit getting Matt lockerroomcancerene

Duchene is locker room cancer.

Enjoy Preds.

>this absolutely rectally ruined hurrishit fagget
Laughing SO HARD at the Shitolina Relocanes

new

New

/hoc/ ABSOLUTLEY BTFO

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SURGED.COM

for 7 years lmao

NEW

SHANT
SHALL

>relocanes imploding
>teds imploding
>islels imploding
THREE PEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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this

sucks to not lock him up for 8 though

...

I fucking hate you idiots

I think habs can handle the beer for the tens of people in the audience

Where are the moves, Sakic?

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Nod.

Me