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5 minutes until I blow my brains out

berlin

fucking >rags

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Panarin - Zibanejad - Kakko

>shannon thread

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>offering 8 mill
why are southerners so stupid and poor?

It’s coming home to Manhattan la

Is this how you say finnish bust in finnish?

>rags

Rags think Kakko is LW

a y y
l m a o

>keith kinkaid
Boring signing

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
suck it weeb

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OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What a shitty first line

Never gonna make it

for other teams

still a more recent playoff win than your shit team that you needed gary to rig

Live stream it

go knights

>kakko
Garbage
>zibanjed
Garbage
>panarin
Elite

BOILING

SEETHING
E
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>to the second round two (2) times since 1992
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oof

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>rags think their rebuild is done
>still have a 40 gorillion year old goalie in net
lmao

Panarin is a fucking retard unironically

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twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145723596234514433
>Hearing that the San Jose Sharks are closing in on re-signing RFA star winger Timo Meier, huge signing for them. They kept UFA star D Erik Karlsson off the UFA market and now are about to lock up a key core player.

So Curtis is gone, Carolina going to have a goalie?

well >we are still a couple years away and need a real 1C and defenseman but it's been a pretty un >rags like rebuild so far in that it hasn't been complete shit

>biased flag

RANGERS SIGN AND TRADE HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
SIGN AND TRADE PANARIN TO 11m 7 years, to Columbus for bjorkstrand, next years 3rd and 2022 first

Why

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1145723394270384128
>Brandon Tanev to PIT

it's about fucking time

When will Ducks get Anton Strahlman? Who will they get in the free agency?

bait

Mrazek and Lehner, apparently.
Why the fuck the Isles wouldn't want to pay to keep Lehner around is beyond me.

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Because they traded for rick Nash, a former bluejacket who memed out hard

business idea: forget UFA's

fucking LL. dumb fuck

Aho offersheeted by MTL 10.5 million

Tallon already signed him to a 3 year deal

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>he's still going

lmao at canes' office

>jets players running away from winnipeg as fast as they can
kek

>hes still seething
dumb hill billy

expected to be 4 years @6 million according to tsn panel

Fuck! Myers is gone, now Strahlman? Ducks might as well start that high school kid. Don’t let him go to college.

If the Sens had half a brain they would trade for Georgiev just so they can fuck the laffs this next season but lose every other game

Nemeth is a bad loss for Colorado.

What the fuck is Ottawa doing? Trying recreate Toronto's bottom six?

Someone pee in my grave

>twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1145723394270384128
not bad for them but
>rumored 5 years for a 3rd liner
Y I K E S

Imagine being a ducks fan and actually thinking you have a chance to sign anyone ever

Panarin to Rangers
Bobrovsky to Florida
Duchene to Nashville
Lee to some poor bastards

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145725239034335232

>Nemeth is a bad loss for Colorado.

Isn't he just a bottom pair? I don't know why the Wings got another mediocre D unless the are moving people.

hitting the cap floor

Ryan Murray signed for 2 years 9 mil

twitter.com/domingue35/status/1145713015607713792

lightnings Domingue tweets about the new signing of mcelhinney

lol like who would want to play for a joke franchise like the ducks

>Domingue scared he's going to lose his job to McElhinney
twitter.com/domingue35/status/1145713015607713792

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145725697752752129
>Garnet Hathaway has signed with the Washington Capitals, 4 years times $1.5 M AAV

i need a hot woman to pee on my cock

They are going to miss. They are going to suck. Gudbranson was the sign of the end times. The age of the Pens is over.

I am a ducks fan and I’m starting to hat Bob Murray for being ineffective in getting good players in the FA.

He is a big dman, they have smaller offensive minded players now.

>rags

hitting the cap floor while staying as bad as possible so they can draft lafrenierre

Winners:
Rangers
Panthers

Losers:
Isles
Poo Jackets

Ryan Murray basically got underpaid

What will Montreal trade for Lafreniere in five years?

>tfw your gm has a lot of space but isn't signing anything

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why hes garbage

who here /rangers/?

.t Colorado

a third after he is a confirmed bust

He’s getting 4.5 a year, he should be getting 5 because he’s a top 4 def

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guess we tanking for the french kid next season....

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Shame, he was nice to have around in Calgary

The 27 Islels fans that actually exist must really be disappointed.

>Nemeth to Detroit
HOLY BASED!

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he sounds like a good king tbqh

Nah hes a bust.
shut up weebshit

>Lou tried playing 4d chess by signing Bob and Panarin
>They say fuck off
>Loses Lee and Lehner in the process

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Kucko kocko

Right here senpai

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There were alot of Isles fans talking mad shit on twitter last night

Sakic please ;__;

hard no

hell no man, just no

What did the rags do that is so shit hot?

twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1145725426133868544
>#CBJ have signed D Ryan Murray to a two-year contract, buying one year into his UFA years. Told the deal is $4.5 million this season and $4.7 million in 2020-21. They had discussed a three-year deal.

>unironic Rangers fans coming out of the woodwork now
I'm not okay with this.

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why is this a good thing?

also please post slutty negresses when Wings webm posting

>Injured every season he's played
>Underpaid

signed a pretty good player
they will still be shit though

like anyone else from long island they only show up when the something the least bit good happens and then go back to wallow in their filth when reality strikes them down yet again.

Imagine paying Tanev more than Kapanen

panarin went to MSG

Think their rebuild is done when they still have 37 year old lundshit being paid 8.5 million

AYYYOOOO
WHADDAFUCK IS WRONG WIF PANARIN?
HE WAS SPOSED TA COME TO DA ISLAND
GABAGOOL FUGGEDABOUDDIT

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145727416138174466
>One year, $1.75 M for Kinkaid in Montreal

Why is Lehner going?

hey nigger shut up

Based Luigi

He was really good this year

Imagine thinking anyone cares about gay ass finns lmao

We always knew this day would come, you needed to have prepared yourself well

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HE'S A RANGER LUIGI, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT

kitties are overthrowing lgbtning down in florida

What are the Panthers doing?

there is literally nothing wrong with laughing at delusional fucking weebs

Holy kek Minnesota gave zuccalelo $6m a year HAHAHHAHA

Nigger please

>FIVE YEARS FOR A 32 YEAR OLD PLAYER

keeping Hoffman without Panarin

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Because he grew up playing for "my" team in Sweden before getting drafted and moving to the states. So it's more of a fun thing than a good thing.

Also, all webms have their time and place. But thank you for appreciating them.

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lmao at being an Islanders fan and thinking any big name free agent would sign with you greasy fucks after your meltdown when Tavares left

And how was his playoff performance? Oh.....

you have to overpay for players to live in Somalisota

>columbus offers 13 million
>islanders offer 12.5 million
>signs with the rangers for 11.7

Lmao

For me it's the Minnesota Wild

zucco no!

new coach, new goal tender, new D man, and im not sure what else

imagine being a >rags fan

ah ok. but he's just a low pairing right?

always appreciated senpai

not even a NY Weebs fan, but based retard not understanding anything about that situation

>headed to cap hell with Sutter and Parise
>double down on retardation with Zuccarello
I can't believe they're not intentionally sinking the franchise

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they have like a billion dollars in cap space, they should be fringe playoff contenders at a min next year

I would stuff my face between her kaapos and take a big kakko if you know what I mean

>last place >rags are more attractive than the best islels team in decades

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>Spezza to >laffs for veteran minimum
STAY SCARED M8

did they raise a banner for gm of the year?

FUCK YOU SPEZZA TRAITOR

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sad!

and the rangers still suck lmaoooo

do a flip while you're at it I guess

11.6m bread

SEETHING weeblanders fan

here's the situation, no one wants to travel to and play in front of two (2) empty buildings every night. not to mention having to go to Brooklyn and then go back to that dump on the island how demoralizing.

Yeah. Don't expect any greatness from him. Hopefully he'll be solid defensively at least.

No prob bro

Yes I do. You find her sexually attractive

>hasb

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>Timo confirmed 4x6
GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS

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>people feverishly reporting on an """""offer sheet""""" from a fake twitter account
Laughing at la belle province right now.

>chase a ring before retirement
>sign with >laffs

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>islanders offer 12.5 million
if this is true he's a total fucking retard
literally chose less money and worse linemates
I really wanted to see him play on Barzal's wing FUCk

steve simmons is such a fucking nerd i'd like to take a dump in his locker

Jackets offered 13.7

this. why the fuck would you chose the >rags

our season?????

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Based

Aho offersheeted 10.5 per. Canes say they wont match because they didn't sell enough fried chicken and watermelon this year

No, again, they didn't. They offered $12m over 8 years.
The point was that any other team would have to offer $13.7m to match the same total amount over 7 years.

youtube.com/watch?v=Eww7ahPd8r4

Because the team is full of russians now, it's a much more attractive market to play in (see) and the guy grew up dirt poor.

>islels fags were talking about getting bob AND panarin
>got neither
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>Zucc to Minnesota
Why do I root for this fucking team? Give me a new to to root for, in sick of this shit.

ASS

If aho leaves the randycanes it will be the hardest I’ve laughed in my life

Hurricanes offer for aho: 3.5x5 plus tickets to the tractor pull.

That’s the same thing dumby

i just want to have good hockey damnit. fucking old ass LL does jack shit

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Aho will not be leaving the Canes

He loves the city and the fans

GET FUCKED ISLELS

shut the fuck up weeb

I wpuld sign if they included NASCAR tickets.

#Habs trade for Turris

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Hello there

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No one loves Raleigh, NC or it’s residents Gaylord

salty ass faggots

shut the fuck up ed.

Nemeth isn't any good though.

10 points last season lol

you shut your whore mouth Raleigh is a great place

People don't know that. Nobody pays any attention to what actually goes on down here.

Here's a (you) for already forgotten signings.

Why the fuck did Minnesota give $30 million to a 32 year old dude that broke his arm the first game he played for his last new team?

well I hope he enjoys losing then

I’m crying lads
I wish panarin stayed

>rags

suck it up buttercup life goes on

As their top 6, yeah

full of inbreds and nogs
the only decent people are the new yorkers who cant afford to live in new york

Feels bad Islebros

Lake Norman area > Raleigh

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Lou got jebaited so fucking hard by the Russians

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>losing your president and star player to the same team in less than a month

Yikes

I cried when they traded Ryan johanson

Thats crazy. He will make less money from NY+Manhattan taxes. Myabe he really loves brighton beach

NONONONONONONONONO
holy shit I'm going to drown myself in a fucking sink.

Ottawa is now a officially part of Toronto's minor league system

do it bergy

you have to be 18 years old to post here

Sad that this wasn't a BGGG scene with Johnny Nails

Boys
I’ll never see Columbus win with a superstar

>turris has been a consolation prize for not getting Duchememe
>twice
Tough break kid

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yeah why would anyone want to live and play in manhattan instead of going back and forth between Brooklyn and long island all year.

>I don't read before I write: the post

>Thats crazy. He will make less money from NY+Manhattan taxes. Myabe he really loves brighton beach
He has some weird image of himself as some high-class star who deserves to live in only the most luxurious, high-profile places.
Based typical nouveau riche Russian retard.

>jew yorkers
>decent people

wtf i love Nike now

Filppula back in Detroit

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Well, most Russians are retarded thugs what did you expect

What happened?

Not happy about it

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No one wants to live in a flyover

So rags are making the ploffs eh?

everyones leaving.....

>Filppula coming back

intredasting

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Stay mad ted

Shalom rabbi

>The 27-year-old was reportedly also pursued by the New York Islanders and Florida Panthers. According to reports, he gets a seven-year deal with an annual average value of $1.6 million.

>Lose Duchene to Nashville
>Accept to help Nashville pay him by taking Turris contract

Is Bergevin the most cucked GM?

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

I mean vs. Columbus, or even what FLA was willing. Fairly considerable amount of money he left on the table. Not mad just surprised.
(my team is not involved)

holy fucking oy vey

Imagine not signing one of your target UFAs because he would rather LARP as a country music star in Nashville

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Yikes

That's fair

that's my dream life, desu

islanders getting absolutely gutted today

>Predators
>F Matt Duchene -- 7 years, $56 million ($8m AAV
Not as bad as I was expecting, I can live with this

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what's goin on with aho
last I heard he got offered by the hasb and I really don't wanna lose him

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Why? We got Seth Jones out of it.

>all set to >rags post for a while
>they get Kakko, Fox, Trouba, And now Panarin in the span of a few weeks
FUCK

JEW

YORK

AND

FUCK

THE

METRO

>Nuckies have only half a Finn now
Yeah I think it's our year now.

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GET IN HERE CHASEB OWL

all will bust

The fact Nashville took Turris in the first place because they couldn't secure Duchene in the first place just adds to the cuckery

compared to retards from nc, yea

There is literally nothing wrong with having Finns on your roster.

sauce

kek

based

team says money's not an issue, eager to pay $8-12 AAV

they want longer term though and Aho's chasing the Marner Zoomer Method of 5-year deals to make bank before age 30

twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1145734771265429504
>NMC in 19/20 Full No Trade in 20/21 and 21/22 10 Team No Trade in 22/23 and 23/24
regarding tyler myers

Any source on the Turris trade?

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Brutal day

drop some bucks on Shannon and maybe you'll get an answer

Because ryjo was my favorite of all time

>incelanders

oh no no NO NOONONONOOOONONONONONNO look at these d00ds bruh baka *crying laughing emoji*

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Be nice plz

Jim Benning lel

>Shannon
why would anybody watch that cuck instead of based Tree

>rags

>last I heard he got offered by the hasb
Nope, that was fake.

>Breadboy left $19 million on the table just to escape Blowhio
TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY TEDDY

wtf i love rags now

Tree is retarded when it comes to hockey

sucks for them

Tree is for shitposting and hot takes, Shannon is for "actual" news today

I like this

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Tree is funny but he's hockey takes are hot garbage, much better in football imo

>Tree is retarded
the dumb reddit yinzer is as casual as they come

a bitchmade Shittburgh homer too

Please don’t pray for me
Let me die in peace

Right here baby

where my rangers life long fans at

um excuse me sweaty

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>minnesota

>rags fans come out of the woodwork when they announce a singular signing and overpaying

someone explain to me why foligno is the captain of the poo jackets

me on the left

say that shit to my face and not online

Because torts likes him as captain, and he does a great job of being a leader, he knows exactly what to say

at least we swept them....thats all that I can be happy about for this team

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The correct term is 'pillu'

Don't forget all the f*nns that are now >rags lifelongs

>incellancers on drowning in toilet watch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

R.I.P. Zuc

>overpaying
>offered less than every other team
,>he still took it

>federal tax
>state tax
>city tax
>borough tax
>Millionaire Tax (I'm not making this shit up)
>Estate Tax
>hyper-inflated cost of life
all that to play in front of Lundpads and a NCAA head coach

should have gone to comfy Miami desu

Told you fags
twitter.com/siriusxmnhl/status/1145737405250637826?s=21

>rags fans being proud of overpaying a retarded Euro fruad
sounds familiar desu

>zuccs gets to suffer mediocrity in minnesomalia

is minnesota the most cringe state?

what the hell is a borough tax?

twitter.com/ryan_s_clark/status/1145736048648962048
>The terms of the Joonas Doonskoi contract are four years with a $3.9 million AAV, a source has told The Athletic. #Avs

Cringesota

Maybe the Canadian equivalent of county / state tax.

taxes to fund borough operations like garbage

my ragies:)

>tfw everyone forgot about dzingel

Rags Against the Machine

>Mild

Gustav getting 4 years 5.5 a year

Could have sworn he re-signed with columbus shortly after was traded there

the tax you pay for the privilege of paying for am overpriced apartment on an overcrowded island

>he thinks the rich pay taxes
utter delusion

Wildfag here

This is my choice for new team

wew

>twitter.com/siriusxmnhl/status/1145737405250637826?s=21
tsn says NyQuist is a duck

in 2024 the Pedosota Mild will still be paying $21M+ to
>39 year old Parise
>39 year old Suter
>36 year old Zucc

>mild now have the oldest team ever fielded on the ice

maybe their is a market inefficiency in older players that the Wild are exploiting?

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>someone brings up the wild
>nobody wants to talk about them

Except nyquist

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Paul Fenton

I like it when Shannon scratches his stomach

i can’t breath

twitter.com/FlaPanthers/status/1145738844312133636
>We’ve got our man! Welcome to the next era of #FlaPanthers goaltending.
Official bob signing

>*taps whiteboard for emphasis*

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our year

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

I like it when his cats are licking their own balls in the background.

>We’ve got our man!
Knight BTFO

Has ted committed sudoku yet?

>Tfw your current GM signed two of those contracts

>mild

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I WAS SPINNIN' FREE
WHOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how much?

>McElhinney to lgbtning

the fuck are the canes doing in the goal

>lose TWO stinky russians
>gain based swede

Dare I say it, are the BJs elite?

7 years 10 million

Live TSN coverage of free agency frenzy
cytu dot be/r/offseasonhoc

Yes

BASED and welcome friend

No he's a goose

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Aho offersheet 10.5 million, Canes counter with 100k and a couple of those weird mouth harp things

the (absolute) State of Hockey

>the retards actually did it
cannot fucking FATHOM why you would give Bob a payday if you weren't also bringing in Panarin

we got a new >rasgs South

connolly to kitties 3.25/4

lelner and mrazek

Fucking mild top kek

Any menes yet?

>Dr Evil $$$ for Bobo

Gooseattack is that Swedish for Gustaffson?

ok I guess, i was worried the'd go 11.5

rather it be a little less in terms of length but whatever

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why are you still doing this
I want to understand

7 years for Bob no AAV yet

>we got a new >rasgs South
based retard, lgbtning were rags south because of all the former rags they had on the team

Your nation, culture,goaltenders, and epicathic eye folds.

Dubs decide what I jack off to

More sweedes than any other team in hockey now

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Mrazek/Varly 1a, Ned/Reim/Forsberg 1b*

Really though Oilers might have poached Mrazek but the retards signed Grandpa Smith instead

thats a bargain looking at what donskoi and tanev got

Colombian models with minimal plastic surgery

mostly because it upsets you

>wennberg
>nyquist

???

Gay porn

Pettersson highlights

where will Pirri go?

has a pretty good goal per game ration for a borderline AHL/NHL player

TED FROM AKRON
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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both DONSKOI and taneev are much better though

i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

That fan throwing a banana at subban

PULJU

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Roll

>MILD SIGNED ANOTHER OLD FUCKER WITH POOR STATS FOR TOO MUCH MONEY
LMAOOO IT KEEPS HAPPENING

lose weight, Free Willy

>That'll be $70 million plus tip

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Hilary knight feet

shannon

thats where you're wrong though

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145740952788774915
>Zuccarello has a full NMC plus 10-team no-trade list Years 4-5

There is no need to be upset, you asked for memes and I supplied.

Me too!

Shemale

mark borowiecki

offersheets

...

who wins a ploff gayme first, Bread or Bob?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BREATHE

Gabrial Carlson and Kevin stenlund

>Mrazek/Varly 1a, Ned/Reim/Forsberg 1b*
The Hurricanes are only really chasing Mrazek and Lehner right now. The Islanders were the only ones I'd heard being interested in Varlamov.
If the Hurricanes get both Mrazek and Lehner, then those two are 1a/1b.
If they only get one of those two, then that guy becomes the starter, and Nedeljkovic is most likely the back-up.

There's not a ton of competition for those goalies, though. Most teams either don't need them or can't afford them.

panarin's contract

Pulju to the rags when?

pic related

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Based

WHY DID THE WILD SIGN TWO AWFUL PLAYERS?????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY TEAM????

based norge

Gay porn

I'm just worried for your health

Have the Islanders won the story of the offseason?

the absolite STATE of mild

>Ted isn't completely dead
Thank you Jesus

anime

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I'm not upset, I'm bewildered.

>will aho go to the habs

lmao shannon btfoing fags

welcome back based brother

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im just sad.....

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Mild confirmed money laundering operation no """"""""organization"""""""""""" is that dumb

OUR YEAR

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>70 mil for 7 years
Wow

What the heck!

Thank you Perkele, I will put down the burgers if you put down the vodka. We can help eachother.

C-can I like norge again?

>mild signed two garbage players for a combinations of $34 million
LMAO

>Told that Islanders have circled back to Anders Lee, who holds every bit of leverage.
OH NO NO NO NO

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L for LOSER

Dumb overpaid Russian whores? I can work with that

>responds angrily to every post
>claims to not be angry
You do understand that that is what we do here, right?

So happy the weeb faggot islels got btfod lads

>Shorks sign Karlsson for 11.5m but can't re-sign Pavelski for 7m
pathetic

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>does nothing

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>93885935
>still giving out free (you)s
worked into a shoot

>I will put down the burgers if you put down the vodka

nevermind, the best die young anyway

No, Gooseattack means goose attack in english

marner offersheet plan C?

>weeblanders BTFOd by Panarin
>rags lifelongs BTFOd by ending their rebuild prematurely
Today was a good day

So does the Ducks.

K
A
A
P A N A R I N
O

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>MILD
I CANT BREATHE

CAM ON BERGEVIN SIGN SOME FUCKIN AHO

>MYERS ISN'T ANOTHER ERIKKSON GODDAMMIT

Calm down Shannon

LL DO FUCKING SOMETHING

>Friedman still saying OTT and NSH are in talks re: Kyle Turris, but that the money issue is holding it up.
>punished Turris

Same

Laughing SO moderately HARD at Minnesota Wild

>@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
>@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
>@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
>@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
>@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.
@PierreVLeBrun: Hearing St. Louis Blues have extended a $60M/5 year offer sheet to Carolina RFA Sebastian Aho. Response expected within the hour.

Aho offersheeted by MTL 10.5 million/8 years
Canes counter with 3 buckets of shitty chicken and 2 half eaten watermelons

PANARIN TO KAAAAKKKKKKOOOOOOO

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how the fuck do the mild continue to be so inept?

it will be OK bro

It's over. Accept it. We'll just end up with Simmonds, Gardiner, Kincaid, and another 9th place finish.

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Damn, so much for Carolina going to the Cup.

>quietly losing everybody from >our Calder-Cup-winning AHL team
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

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absolutely based

FUCKING RAG NIGGERS PANARIN WAS OURS

AND HE SHOOTS IN WIDE
OH HE MISSED THE OPEN NET BY A MILE

if they actually don match...

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IT HIT THE POST!!! GAME OVER! THE DEVILS ARE HEADING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!

calder cup wins dont mean anything for your nhl team fyi

>it's real
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

repeat confirmed

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KMS

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Jerks btfo

>tfw we'll pay less for Aho than the Panthlels are paying a 30 year old goalie

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WHY ARE U DOING THIS
YOUR BEWILDERING ME

>3x7 for Pavelski
Seems a bit low

For me, it's this post

>another literal who
BERGEVIN, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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I don't see it on here
twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun

hes 400 years old

>Holiday™ by Green Day™ starts playing
Post yfw

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LITERALLY WHO

I thought someone would give him 4 years- he will probably end up on the Dickgirls

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Be a man and turn your trip back on

>That Talbot shit was real

fuck

@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
>@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
>@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
>@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
>@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal
@PierreVLeBrun: Carolina has countered with 100 dollars in foodstamps and a half can of skoal

>@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
>@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
>@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
>@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
>@PierreVLeBrun: BREAKING: RFA Sebastian Aho will sign $11.5 AAV offer sheet from St. Louis Blues. Terms are $53.5M/5 Years with a $4M signing bonus. Huge pickup for the Stanley Cup Champions.
R I P

I N

P I S S

R A N D Y C A N E S

kys

Big fan of all this attention.

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>skoal
>not copenhagen

Absolut state of hurriganes

Smegmators apparently in talks with Nashville about acquiring Kyle Turris

>Ducks signing someone from Carolina
>Not fixing the blue line
Fuck!

Smell my nuts retard.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS DUDE

Sorry Pekka, we don't have any full blood Finns on the team anymore.

>caniacks are attention whores
not surprised desu

I'm just glad good Christian boy Joe finally got out of that liberal hellhole

>7m for a 35 year old
I'm okay with it

b&r

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this based Swede

jesus was a liberal

Jesus is LORD

I like KILLER whales more than I like fellow finns desu lad

Lol we're not losing Aho, keep memeing everyone. He's gonna sign 7 years for 9.5 to 10M.
ok bitch

>bellemare to avs
:(

idk he was pretty woke when the jews started jewing in the temples

jesus was a libcuck

>tfw jest
hurts lads

>Lol we're not losing Aho, keep memeing everyone.
>even responding to it

jesus was a jewish liberal

a monday night has no right to be this intense

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>Timo signed
So when's the Labanc deal coming lads?

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"We". Fuck off you fucking faggot. You aren't signing him. The GM of the Carolina Hurricanes is.

B-B-Benning...???????

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>shorks

>Jews are the synagogue of Satan
t. Jesus

the local ones are dying out but there's still transients who are jerks

that's because you're gay for whale penis

>signing the cocaine addict Beaulieu
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Based rags bro. Our year!

>pavelski finally done with the shorks shit

never thought i'd see the day

calm down friend

Dont reply to it you dumb finn cunt

Hope soon

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80 to 90% of nhl players use cocaine in the offseason

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>in the offseason
Yeah and in his case its during the whole season

Shorks out of the ploffs this year?

Fucking kek

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>Reloaho

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@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
>@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"
@PierreVLeBrun: Aho on hurricanes fans "I'm honestly not going to miss playing in an almost empty arena, and the fans that were there don't really understand the game"

McDavid???

10/10

someone make a new thread and be sure to bully Randy

based

based seb

MCDAVID OFFERSHEET

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holy based I love Finns now?

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nice
twitter.com/Frank_Vatrano/status/1145748585105035264

>Hearing reports that RFA Sebastian Aho will sign a $9.5 AAV offer sheet from Montreal. Hurricanes were too bewildered to match it

Where

how mad will /hoc/ be when the >rags become the next dynasty?
>little brother islels fans need not reply

WEW

...

cuck

Teds got Nyquist?

>seething
Aho will NEVER play for your team. Sorry

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Someone make a better one I ain’t posting in Randy’s

pretty revved up and mad

Ok bro sorry

SHANT

>randy
SHAN'T

also
>posting a literal lie in the thread addition

NEW NOT RELOCANES

Nowhere, that guy is streaky as fuck.

Overpaid a russian winger.