/heem/ based Garbrandt edition

Nobody knows what a gazelle is, this is heem motherfucker

Not gonna lie, I've had enough of finnish cuckolds for one lifetime

For just once in my life I want a real dick mire. All my dick mires at this point have been halfhearted and mostly based in pity.
t. five incher

>I briefly mentioned Cody

>suddenly the whole discussion focuses on Cody and a new thread is made in my honour

Heh, face it, I run /heem/. Protest and complain but you can't hide from the truth. I call the shots here and I can have my janny minions wipe you from this place with one quick phonecall.

wtf is a “gazelle”

BASED

Because of her baloogas she can never make 115 again and is gonna be stuck as a flyweight gatekeeper for all eternity.

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>>ywn have a big long cock and have a girl grab your erect penis and drag you into the bedroom like she dragging a horse

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>tf
>tp
it checks out motherfucker

>Rose loses her belt
>Joanna would probably shred Andrade again
>Can't make 115 because she got implants to fight her insecurities

Feels bad

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Andrade wins the rematch

I'd say immortality lies in technology and our future ability to transfer consciousness, litman.

I may not be able to do so, but I can get a bull who can

Dumbass.

Probably not in our lifetimes, gotta learn how to possess empty normie shells while you're out of your body

When Joanna fights next will she have her implants removed before the fight

That or thundersplace

Does clawja wins or loses?

>implying you have the social skills to find bulls for you wife
>that you don't have
sorry bro but its the truth.

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How to be the greatest cutbabby of all time:

Remove extraneous body parts like your appendix and spleen.

Shave all hair except eyebrows (sweat will impair your vision)

Get a colonic

Remove two pints of blood (approx 2.2 lbs) just before weighing in, then instantly get the blood put back in.

>ed.ted.com/featured/QE1AlTTO vestigial/extraneous body parts

of course the german cuck believes in technology.

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look at that chad chin

When you're young, like 6 or 7, you can steer the way your body develops via law of attraction.
Like visualising that you have a massive dick every morning for 20 minutes and every night in bed until you fall asleep.
Unfortunately it doesn't work after your body is done developing.

good one

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Wheres all the American?

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>Remove two pints of blood (approx 2.2 lbs) just before weighing in, then instantly get the blood put back in.
USADA wants a word with you.

Shes a decent bod here but a real brown bagger still.

i visualized getting laid though..

What kind of Baltic voodoo shit are they teaching you in school?

Wave a herring bone at your grandmother to remove the demons

The years of weight cuts and getting punched in the face did a number on her.

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i think you'd be surprised

I wish they taught us this at school so I only figured this out when I was 18
Your body stops developing at 21/22 so only managed to go from 6.5 inches to 8 inches

i take it back.

Same shit with Paige VanZant. Now she's fighting at 125 and will never touch that belt in her life.
Could you imagine what Shevchenko would do to her?

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*chins*

what do you mean, can you rephrase that

it's like her face was stretched vertically

Have you guys noticed that Twitchy seems to take a liking to bald men? I was thinking about this as I was falling asleep last night and I was just reminded.

Gooby wins the rematch

*wins*

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My feel tells me he flushes yoel.

holy fricking based

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God I hope so. I love Yoel but Costa's the chad champion we need.

>this is the man that's meant to beat Yoelito

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He will be the second man to knock out pooel
You may agree to agree to this postulation

>slipping out of the take down like sexyama

kek’d hard

not based at all

N-NANI?

I AM 18

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Yoel is going to wrestle the living fuck out of this roidbum

>thinking a slip is a knockdown
you're the same kind of faggot that thinks Ferguson doesn't have a chin

Jon Jones vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold vs. Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa

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Darren is coming for that flyweight strap. One last run brother

her second to last instagram picture isn't even trying to pretend
instagram.com/joannajedrzejczyk/

paige was never going to be a contender at 115. she looked embarrassingly bad against waterson and rose

Jonny big cajones Jones
Lioness
Asscream
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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Cringe

Paige would never win a belt in her life caz, she's fucking horrible and got tortured by Namajunas

Jones
Holm
Masvidal
Blackovic
Chiesa

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>Allows himself to get taken down to show he can immediately gets back up
Supreme Chad move.

Getting real tired of having to do 30 captchas each post desu

Thiago Santos
Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal
Jan Blachowicz
Diego Sanchez

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Marreta
Amanda
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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I know she's a meme-can, but she had some mild success at strawweight regardless. She could've done the Bisping-method and smuggle herself into a titleshot, but all that shit is done with

Visualise in first person every morning and night for 20 mins that you have a massive dick, the sub conscious mind is most influencable at these times so you'll make the most impact at these times than if you'd do it mid-day.
Also the visualisation must be in the present, not like "im in the future and have this massive dick"
It has to be in the present and you have to make yourself feel like you have it, like the weight and everything.
If you dont fap then you'll get much faster progress, the longer you dont fap the more powerful your thoughts become at influencing reality.
Also progress will be slow so it might be hard to stay motivated, but try to do it everyday.

in that case cant trannies just visualize a pussi.
Why need hormones.
btw no fap kills your gains.

Santos
Holm
Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez

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she was passing out from the weight cut before the surgery

Johnny
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Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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Luke Thomas is live.

>trannies
>having a stable mind

user, I...

>upper right corner of that image

Well to turn a pussy out of a dick is too extreme of a change, its basically like visualising to fly.
To make your dick grow larger while your body is still growing is a pretty easy change, you're basically telling your cells to grow your dick larger.
No fap doesn't kill gains

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Jan
Chiesa

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>user, i'm a trannie and i have tried it and it didn't work
ok bud

Based

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God foreigners are such fucking faggots

>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

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This sounds like a crock of shit but also I have nothing to lose so I will unironically do this like a retard.

Thanks senpai.

try the bathmate and jelqing.
>No fap doesn't kill gains
yes because you are not filling your cock with blood as much as you should. no fap is dumb.
its like thinking your gonna get bigger muscles by not working out.

>The years of weight cuts and getting punched in the face did a number on her.
She would still be ugly if not a fighter. I dont get it though. Whats the point in fake tits if you cant get a fake face. And fake tits will just make fighting etc harder.

check out thunders place. Balt voodoo doesn't work.

>luke thomas dropping red pills on how to beat ngannou

This website needs to be burned to the ground

luke thomas can't even control his weight where does he get the nerve to tell people how to win professional fights

lots of faggots can't control their weight in this general and yet calls fighters cans left and right

>not filling your blood balloon with blood will make your blood balloon bigger.
Dude you need to take a basic physics class.

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Everyone in mma media who wasn’t a former fighter is a dull useless pos

user how are you sure the dick growth wasn’t simply normal human dick growth and your visualization had no effect?

Reminder that Luke Thomas obliterated Shael into being a shark-jumping, self-contradicting, incoherent, rambling mess

lithuania got heemed

>you need to control your weight to be a good heavyweight
how cazzie are you?

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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Lol no that smelly retard janny cant ban me
Mainly cause I had the same 6.5 inch dick since I was like 10, then it started changing precisely at the same time as I had discovered that technique and started practicing.
And for easy proof that your thoughts affect reality, try visualising yourself climbing a ladder or seeing an owl for a week every night and see what happens.

Chael brilliantly dismantled Luke Thomas' career.

Way to early stoppage imo. Although he was clearly losing the story.

no coincidence that after she broke up with her fiance she got fakies and travelled the world.

now people will literally remember her for having big boobies and not being the best

dumb goblina

have you gotten one yet? just ordered mine

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Check this
pegym.com/articles/masturbation-and-penis-size-gains

i will remember for being the scariest person alive according to rogan.

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Santos
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Masvidal
Rockhold
Sanchez

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AAAASSSKKKKRRREEEEENNNNNNN

BING BING WAHOOOOOOOO

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Achievement Unlocked: Fetish Body Type

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problem with that survey and your logic is that the low fap group might be having more sex.
So the survey is worthless

is that a man

>want to transform into a chad
>want to eat chocolate and icecream
Why does life have to be so hard?

Why would you put low tier first?

How do you explain the stable climb in gains when going from people who masturbate the most to people who never masturbate

god I hope so

What's even the point? I know I won't win. It'll be the same shit as the last 3 fucking years of my life. I'm a loser and that will'nt change any time soon.

Who do you follow for motivation?

>le wake up really early man

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>your feet will grow if you stop walking
>your eyelids will grow if you stop blinking
>your nose will grow if you stop smelling

I'm optimistic.There is hope at the end of the road

>he hasn’t unlocked the binging and purging cheat code
ngmi

my own motivator is the man in the mirror

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just put in your picks faggot

>basing his opinions on studies
There could be a lot of factors. More sex would mean that your hard although not fapping.
Also the most important thing about getting gains is diciplin and consistancy.
So it could just be that no fappers are diciplined.
Edging will 100% help gains.

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Michael Jackson

Holy fuck Billie Eilish is a hue on heem?

It's funny that this cuck thinks he's such a badass tough guy when in reality I'd sprawl on him and crack his dumb nose open with a swift uppercut. We'll see how tough he is after I give him the ol' jab-cross-calf kick.

Stay bluepilled

IV's. that's fucking illegal

I got rejected by my art hoe oneitis in high school and now I freak out when I see these types of girls posted.

Hope her career burns out and she starts heroin.

Sanchez
Rockhold
Askren
Nunes
Jones

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i tried that.

have sex

this post sums up Yea Forums very well, what a faggot

Best motivation is reading the bhagavad gita

Wings.

the best motivation is using Tinder

Jones
Nunes
M-Masvidal
Blachovich
Chiesa

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Your dick...

this.

Thats why all neets who do nothing but fap all day are horse dicked bulls

>a guy like that doesn't have to do anything to get traps
>luke thomas about loubulla

there is no reason for Joanna to come back at 115. She beat Andrade.Rose retired.She got boobs.Her morning training in ig is about improving her butt.Probably she gonna make a family next.Man she already has 3 losses.She cant afford to lose again unless she goes full Conor effect. On the other hand i think she earned alot of money all these years and she's succesful

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shes polish so she's probably out there selling pussy

The official Joe Rogan GOAT power ranking

1) Ronda Rousey
She cleans out most of the men’s bantamweight division and has no weakness

2) Demetrious Johnson
Have you seen this guy’s skin color, it’s delicious, all he does is win against extremely tough opponents and never ever ducked anyone ever

3) Joanna Jedxvrxzychkzxc
Best standup in mma of all time past present and future, she literally beats Floyd in a straight boxing match

4) Francis Ngubu
Like oh my god this man is so big and so black, have you ever anything so erotic, Jamie where’s my onnit CBD lotion I need to take a short break

what she needs to do is fix her horse teeth, literally the only thing that separates her from being decent looking

Cant wait for dalcha and menifield on the next jre

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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I need to finish my parlay niggers

Still yet to pick:

>clawja x markos
>rockhold x jan
>sanchez x chiesa
>perez x yadong

Im thinking rockhold

Randa is the quintessential W-L-W-L can. look into it.

Chiesa is the most likely to win there, but idk where he stands with betting lines. If he is less that -200 then definitely him.

based lithuanian

his odds are l1.2. Way to low for untrustwothy chiesa.

yeah i think that movies will be her next step.Boyca's psycho gf for example

>"Blood doping, the use of red blood cells from any source, or otherwise artificially enhancing the uptake, transport, or delivery of oxygen, is prohibited. Any type of intravenous (IV) manipulation of the blood or blood components by physical or chemical means is prohibited. This also means that blood or portions of a person’s blood cannot be reinjected."

Guess someone thought of this before me.

We've already seen state-sponsored doping in Russia and Spain with Dr Rodchenkov and Fuentes, it would be very interesting to see just how guys like Yoel and Costa are slipping through (most) tests.

It’s impossible to detect

Why would you want to date an art hoe?
>low self esteem
>mental health issues
>poor hygiene
>shitty career path & destined to live in poverty
>likely to end up with a drug addiction
Fer sure not a drawl in my book, b

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Who are the best coaches right now?

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Do we want Luke to get chinned again this weekend or do we want him to get GnP'd by Jones?

I wouldn't be suprised if she got into the femdom business.

literally all of those things are hot to me not memeing

Her fantastic body combined with her ugly as fuck face makes me irrationally angry

we want him to get permaflushed by Smif

Low self esteem is one of the traits possible in a person. Hygiene is a Jew meme. Women aren’t supposed to have a career, faggot, that’s your responsibility.

I only follow people that share their steroid stacks, so I follow no one.

this is the best outcome

>Hygiene is a Jew meme

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beeing this gay

>Name a more underrated youtube channel than Jerry Brainum
>i'll wait..

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You sound fat frail and small dicked

Take my gf. Corner stoppage on this one B.

Life has 30-27'd me in my last 3 bouts, gotta hang em up or find a new gym, my opponents are cans but I can't hit them.

Benjamin and Colbert are simply half-assed Chael clones. They'll never be anything more.

>imagine living in a mental time line were you would ever allow a woman to be stinky around you

Quit being faggots and post pics of yourself naked so we can compare and improve ourselves through discussion & motivating one another.

The state of men in (current year)

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>pulls gaurd
Heh nothin personal kid

>not sniffing a 10/10 qt’s smelly unwashed feet
so what is it like being a homosexual?

ill start.

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Does anyone else wish they were a black belt in jiu jitsu so they could teach their imaginary girlfriend how to roll and she would secretly be turned on by it?

Maybe that’s just me.

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SS + GOMAD + McChicken

Youve got quite a chads reach on you lad

>not washing your goddesses feet like a good boi

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jesus christ, fucking disgusting

leave him alone, he would be a god in your smelly skelly shithole

delete this

i don't live in the US

Nice frame. Cut the carbs and start lifting. We need to see your dick though to give a full evaluation.

ok, this is me

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I wanna cum on your tits

For me it's
>my imaginary girlfriend is a blackbelt and when i don't do what she demands she rolls on me and puts me in various chokes and locks.
>sometimes she does it just for the lels
>even in public
>and she cucks me

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Top kek

I knew the scatspammer would show his face some day lel

Fucking saved

Decent reach, lanklet. You need to up your calorie and protein intake so you can increase your muscle mass, however.

Dead, cow eye state

Massive tits

Long reach

Could crack the HW top 15. Many such cases, sad!

Imagine if Joanna farted on you haha that would be so funny haha I mean what would you even do? I would probably inhale the fart.

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Jones
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Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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ew, disgusting

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How do I learn to take beatings like this madman?

Legit heavyweight bod.

The BisKing effect.
>Anderson lost 3 of his last 4 with his only win being against Bumson
>One fight separating Rockhold and the prelims
>Prolific PED abuser Henderson forced to retire
>GSP forced to retire
>GasteBUM's chin so broken that it can't even hold up against the punches of a scrawny, gay weeb
When BisKing hits you. You stay hit.

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I thought I was the only Yea Forumstard here

He also ended the C.B. Dolloway meme and literally retired Cung Le.

Blackedovic heems softhold

That's not spammy. That guy is standing up on his own 2 legs

Truly based. Bisking using his unscrambled brains and golden voice to educate the masses

>if estrogen can do this, what can test do in the opposite direction?
This is motivation to roid.

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Sanchez

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Would slam if she stopped wearing red nail polish.

>what can test do
he doesn't know..

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got my casual friend to watch fights over the weekend, got super excited because Jon Jones coming up this weekend, asked if there will be a fight companion.
>mfw

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I'm legit thinking of roiding up, bros. What should I use and where can I find it online? Preferably legal, if possible... and don't tell me creatine or some lightweight shit like that... I'm looking for CHAMPSHITONLY.

Does /fit/ still have their roid generals? Ask there.

consult your doctor. For most men simple TRT will do wonders. Most of the hard stuff is dangerous.
youtube.com/channel/UCp3EQJtIdcyCVNASVN4UaYw/videos

If you really want to do it, Id suggest SARMS instead, no dirty needles and much more tested

dat gyno though.

btw pre Usada me heems everybody itt

Why is he crying? Like, i know i'd be crying but why is Diego

>t-nation.com/pharma/the-effects-of-mild-cycles
Don't go crazy.

because he was thinking about how jesus died on the cross so he could win the fight and it got him hyped.

youtu.be/Z2IogNmvOLM

Embedded

I would also inhale a fresh Claudia fart

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And then he got ko'd in the first

Not a fan of brapposting at all anymore. It was cool at first when it was just ironic bundaposting, but now that literal fart fetishists have started feeling at home it has officially gone too far.

You're as low of a human being as any of them. All of you degenerate faggots need to be gassed.

>It was cool at first

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Hey, it gave people an excuse to post nice bunda

>gassed

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Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Bones
Nunes
Jorge
Jan
CTE Sanchez

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I agree with you my mans. Brap poster genocide when?

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Brap

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Bisbing is American

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>jesus let him down
Remember jesus was a jew

farting is a sign of bad health.

marreta will fold jones like a calzone

>Natty GOAT
>Podcasting GOAT
>Moviestar GOAT
>Commentary GOAT
>Dancing GOAT

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Weak bait, Nate!

Bisping's podcast could legitimately be used as a torture method

Thiago "Heem Day" Santos
The Lioness
Gamebred
Cockhold
Chiesa

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>has 2-3 attacks in his arsenal
>heems everyone anyway
I am thinking this based

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he sounds like he has cotton balls in his mouth

Dam dude, you still using that template? At least update the background or soemthing and use Helvetica fonts to make it look 1000% better my guy. If you get the pack off of TPB it should load up automatically

CTE's a beast my man

Based and new natty GOAT

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I would not be okay with that and I am pretty degenerate

Jon Jones
Holly Holm
Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold
Michael Chiesa

t. time traveler

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>hot daughter GOAT
Bisping will never be your father in law and ywn get to preg Ellie with a future MW goat.

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Santos
Holm
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Sanchez

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OC, fee free to invent it

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Quick lil heeminder that Kailin got falsies and was 1 fight from a title in an 8 woman tournament recently

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>Farting is a sign of good health
Ftfy

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Heem day
Holm
F U N K Y
Janny Blackovich
Cheesea

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You guys, betting on the Rockhold fight is dangerous. We have no idea what shape he is going to be in.

And Jan is actually unironically good.

Yoel Romero's son gets ellie prego....
they don't even know they're related....
both are at graduation and Yoel walks in and Bisping's jaw drops! Yoel realizes what the fuck just happens, bursts out laughing and yells out.... I TOLD YOU! SEE YOU SOON.........BOY! :^)

Hnnnnngh chicks with large facial features

Legid question. If bispings daughter and son had a kid wouldn't it be genetically 100% identical to bisping?

LOOK 'ERE BUDDEH

uhhh good one champ, we all laughed...

Why not Yoel himself getting her pregnant?

who's that brapper from?

Bisping on Bobby Lee’s podcast was one of the best podcasts I’ve ever watched

i just realized she has blue eyes

Yoel secretly had a son with bispings wife 14 years ago and that son gets ellie pregnant.

No, you're not accounting for the maternal DNA from Mrs Bisping. He didn't fuck himself and give birth to clones of himself

Man maybe idk but whenever I watch a segment of the bisping's podcast I almost get goosebumps down my spine how hard it is to listen to him and his low quality mic and most basic vanilla opinions
When has rockold ever lost?

Is this his actual daughter? good god. hope she goes into porn.

why bro?

yeah i forgot lel.

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How did her face get so dabbed on

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She would be attractive if she disnt have those cringe tattoos

yes. to bad she has a strong father figure so she's unlikely to do porn,

So I can have a cheeky wank

casting couch

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hopefully she gets re signed, we need more qts in wmma

Jon
Nunes
Jorge
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Damn, I hope her parents have another child that is successful and of good mental health.

how come all the ugly bitches win in wmma?

they know how to work for something they want

You know what. Looked at her insta.. nah forget it.

lol I think his brother has a criminal record or there is something wrong with him

fuck you’re right

what a bummer

I didn't really pay attention but 239 is actually looking really good

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Full Pic of Bethe Correia's Big Brapper

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wtf why she is hot

Title: Grappling with cock 1
director: Jules Jordan
Scene 1: Gina Carano + Manuel
Scene 2: PVZ + Mick Blue
Scene 3: Rhonda + Lexington Steele
Scene 4: Tate + Mandingo

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So that's why you cropped it

Is Hunto in the right? Is using roids truly non based after all?

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ooh I think it was better cropped

Her instagram is just full of zoomer cringe. Clearly a thot.

imagine the braps

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No Olivi, I sleep

It's tawlf b. You see that fantastic brapper and think "there's no way the face is too bad" and then you see the face.

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I cant watch Jules Jordan scenes. they make me so ashamed of my small status and weiner

Why can't I be big and fug all the bitches like based Manuel bros?

I'd still smooch her after missionary

dc knocks stipe and his riley reid back tattoo into row z

>women should have a big muscular ass
why are plebs so disgusting?

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yeah I’m a zoomer so I am used to it

she is definitely a selfish, shallow, vain person but I would still propose to her on the second date desu

>women should only look one way
Mark of a homosexual

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fuck mma, just keep posting brappers

>we live in the era of goats
Just be happy that you live in a timeline were you get to watch based Porngoat Manuel fuck all those hot porn sluts.

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well they definitely shouldn’t look like men

Based

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I mostly think they should not look like a man.

>knowing the guy’s name in any porn ever
hey heem what exactly did they mean by this?

Aren't we pretty user? uguu~

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jones
nunes
askren
rockhold
chiesa

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>Jerking off to porn
You’re not gonna make it

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Its the pathetic dern poster what do you expect

jones
nunes
mas
rockhold
chiesa

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Based and Brappilled

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it's dernposter, he's a cuck through and through

>Scene 5: Olivi + Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steve Holmes, Dirty Harry, Porno Dan, Chris Diamond

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youtu.be/06_0Eogr9ss

BRAP

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I don't want to watch retards.

>you will never live with Miesha Tate in squalor
why were we put here? just to suffer?

>brap posting
Could you be more of a feminist?

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babysitting your parents again Dernposter?

Who here has a calves fetish?

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sorry that post was for your mom.

meh

tummy, feet, armpits are all more patrician

>Brap posting
>Feminist
U wut m8?

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yeah for sure tummy. That's very the cum goes inside.

she always gave me vibes that she smells like sweat and stuffy farts, so this makes sense

I might have an armpit fetish, but it was my sister's fault

The fetish involves being in a submissive position to a woman and actively inhaling her flatulence. Its a fetish for fem doms.

>not holding a girl down and sniffing so hard her braps are sucked out
caz spotted

same but not sisters fault

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>i have this fetish were i want to have sex with girls

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>Thinking this much into it
Heem yourself my man

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I have this ongoing fantasy were my penis is inside a pussy

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jones
holm
masvidal
cuckhold
chiesa

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stay surface level, my guy

Sometimes i even has this fetish were me and a girl cuddle in bed

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JBJ
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

bookies hate me,easiest picks ever

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>falling for the bookies-favorite meme
bookies love you though.

>eating booty is emasculating bro no way
>ew she poops from there
I could never get along with these people. It is like we are on two different wavelengths.

I can sympathize with a serial killer more than someone who thinks like this.

>mouth full of shit
Yeah, this is the life

Will this brapper ever step in the octagon again?

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what if i told i think like that?

Santos
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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damn, lot of indians posting with proxies today

this honestly

I want to see her fight Kanna

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Why does no one seem to notice that miesha tate is a brownbagger?

MY MAN. Fuck these fags who are scared of ass.

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there is not a single "pretty" professional fighter. any example posted in response is the result of low t.

>hey, babe, don't put the fan on, I'm gonna head in there and bask

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wow, a heterosexual on Yea Forums mark the fucking calendar

Wtf is that nigel

You’re right Juju isn’t “pretty” she is drop dead gorgeous
don’t @ me

>anal sex

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nah she cute
butterface

>Jon Jones
>Amanda Nunes
>Ben Askren
>Luke Rockhold
>Diego Sanchez

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>Thinking a chick is pretty makes you low t
The absolute state of (you)

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i'd eat that ass like groceries

this
it's fucking disgusting

hey some men were just born to wear pink polos and play frisbee

don’t worry about it you guys

How did I not notice that holy fuck

Twitchy what kind of pizza you like, bro??

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Which UFC fighter has the biggest IQ?

two rounds of mma and in the final round they eat each other boipussi

>AAAHHHH HERB HELP MEEEE

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how the fuck does spammy knows his address?

>Wow nice milf
>Age: 25

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>Some men have healthy hobbies and patrician taste in clothing
stay mad

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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>Day 18: I have almost forgotten the fresh, potent odor of newly broken wind. In my desperation, I decided to turn to ulterior, albeit shameful, methods. My last few days have been spent idling near the beach side restrooms, waiting for an opening. Once I see my chance, I quickly dash inside and locate an open stall with which to find recluse. From there, I sate my hunger. I wait for the next entrant and then hold my breath, feeling the burn in my lungs. While it strains me, I know that the eventual reward will be worth the suffering. As I hear the plop next to me, I rely on my time spent on breathing exercises to control my inhale. There is a distance between myself and my neighbor, after all. The scent is more dispersed than I would like but the desperate state I find myself in warrants my actions. I spend the next few hours sustaining myself in this way, slowly and silently inhaling a diluted (but still scintillating) doo-doo hole air.

lmao this, bitch looks 10-15 years older than she actually is, that beating she took from Namajunas actually did a number on her

forgot to post the pic

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there is no way in hell PVZ is only 25
she looks like she could be my mom

women should already have put out 3-4 babies by 25 anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=ev1CzElsBR0

why would anyone even have this terrible opinion?

she looks ok here, incredible how in 2-3 years she aged so badly, maybe the new boobs actually backfired

Cause they don't want a world full of autistic heemers.

thats a breedin body

Hunto values principles and sportsmanship in a cage fight, at the very least he's naive. Which is a shame because I like Hunt, but beneath the thin veneer of honor and respectability this sport has, it's still a competition to hurt the other person, and valuing your clean status is going to get you hurt, especially in a division like HW.

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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Ngannou wins the rematch

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this could either be domestic abuse or UFC going into the ULTIMATE SURRENDER business

Because i'm a man.

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Name a more iconic meme maker than me?
i'll weight
>i also made the GSP size advantage meme

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Marrieta will fold Jones like a lawn chair

>i'll weight
you're not a meme maker. you're just a meme

Enjoy stretched out cavern pussy and horrible children for the rest of your life

>tricked you into giving a you

TWITCH GOD

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>what is a mistress
Mogg has at least 12 kept women in various apartment around london.
His wife is literally a breeding cow with a net worth of 100 million pounds.

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I've been had ;^) well done

>Twitchy as always got picks wrong and lost money
other than that he's making okay-ish points.

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A girl who youd fuck but only with a brown bag on her head.

kailin curran, van zandt just to start.

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Looks like a pencil-necked geek to me

and?

God Catholics. Dont believe in birth control so they pop out a sprog everytime they fuck.

Who the fuck is Twitchy and why does he look like a soi boi

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new

I'd just sink my teeth into him and show him his blood. You'd drop dead from a heart attack at the sight of it. Case closed.

>implying

>100 posts early
This is a record even for you retards

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oh sorry my bad.

I love her

Stupid f*nn

anyone got the webm of jones fake crying

Do you have a job?

not anymore

Meanwhile Nunes numbers in social dont get any better.Worst champ promotion in the history of the ufc.The problem is that her ànd Nina are the ugliest bitches and lesbo couple in the business

Don't make fun of the Yea Forums sperg

birth control is degenerate

sure in Finland it is

twitchy was shook

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is Tyson really 5 feet flat with a networth of 100k?

okay nelson heems schaub

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Kongo finna heem dumbass Ryan Bader

Masvidal beats askren the same way colby beat maia

Askren doesnt have a single explosive muscle in his body

Based

Jones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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>Bisping, I LUH YOU!
>Eh... you know, wut m8... I fookin luv you, too, buddeh.
>they embrace, two warriors... now brothers

I'm tearing up, guys. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Jon Jones
Amanda Nunes
Ben Askren
Luke Rockhold
Diego Sanchez

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Chael would have never let him get close

>bisping and yoel goes over to luke cuckholds house and take turns fucking luke's thicc wife
It's like a based buddy cop movie

lmfao this shit is too fucking hilarious

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Absolute vixen.

anyone can rev jones. my grandma can rev jones.

*cringes
why are you still trying to make this a thing?
its not a funny heem or a dank mma meme

who is this tyson?

youtu.be/DBYOYr2kE0g
Heembedded

Jones
Amandinha
Gamebred
Blachowicz
Nightmare

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already posted my man

The only way to beat jones is to call him a nigger in the octagon.

Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Jones
Nunes
Masvidal
Blachowicz
Chiesa

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my boy ahakmed, thought me everything I know

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it's funny because Conor is 5'9"

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Lukes an incel user

Jones
Holm
Masvidal
Jan
Sanchez

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*drops hands*
"Really dude? Really? You're gonna call me the n-bomb? Real cool"

that one is fucking brutal lmfao, he was revved af

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>Jon Jones' dick is 5"6 155 pounds
It's certainly plausible.

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i doubt it

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demi rocking 18" pythons

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>Jones always needlessly bragging about his dick
>takes gas station Extenz
>gets cock-mogged by based Yoel
He's for sure packing sub 6" at the very largest. This explains his dominance in every other aspect of life.

based

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>This explains his dominance in every other aspect of life

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you know his cock is on the net right? and its ample

Why are BLACK BVLLS so dominant in the men's divisions, while black women don't seem to do shit in the women's division?

>When will they learn?

>imaging being a dc fan and coping so hard you have to imply that Jon Jones isn't hung
Sad.

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MMA is now a black man sport like it or love it

BLACK COVVS can actually rely on their men to defend them. Brazilian, asian and white women aren't so lucky, which is why they do better at fighting.

>flag
Checks out.

gf is having an over the phone job interview in the other room. Bout to go in there and wrestlefuck her in my underpants, ruining her chances of employment for the next month.

bet the house on santos, lads.

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>"""job interview"""

HE ATE THE PIZZA AND THE CRUST

>based jones backer trying to get fools to move up the Jones odds by betting on santos

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It's over, Jon. I hope the crust was worth it.

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quick rundown

pizza crust is meant to be eaten first, Jon is uncultured and thus destined for failure

i entire life i've eaten from middle and out.

jon
nunes
askren
blachowicz
chiesa

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not coke or crust can stop Jones

Luke Cuckhold is such a slimey cunt hungry creep, taking advantage of a girl whose mental just for her pussy.

>"fin" ""land""

Dude it's like you weren't here for woodley/Thompson 1. The slice is fucking important

you might be an undiscovered GOAT

That's where the power comes from.

Smif heems Jon

>pizza crust is meant to be eaten first
How do you hold on to the pizza if the crust has been devoured first?

its tough

Fold it first

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>Nunes boying out for JDS

cute

It wasn't for her you know what it was fer her fame. He could have any pu*** he wanted.

>tfw mensa iq
>tfw perfect balance of frame and lank physique
>used to be a cardio machine
>nice hair
>literally a loser that has done shit with it

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>Nunes toying out for Nina

cute

>amerifats

>he folds his pizza
what kind of lanklet pizza's are you guys eating??

Cured Brock wrestlefucks Ngannou.

shoulda coulda woulda will kill you, my guy

Your right. I should just start making it now.

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Honestly this is pretty easy just find a girlfriend that’s 5’0

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Well hes still slimey and he will always be cunt hungry.

what do you mean by that?

okay twitchy.

based user saving /heem/ from being a cuck general

Mental girls need sex too, thats what pornhub ads tell me

He looks like Valero

Agreed. He should be more like Cody Garbrandt.

...

If you go to Italy youll see everyone who gets pizza slices from stands folds it. easier to hold I guess.

seething incel

Just realized how kino this background is

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Is asian pussy the way to go?

this is the correct thread

Our president is a fat fuck and he runs our entire country

Based

300mg of test enanthate per week

It’s great, take hcg while you’re on it to maintain natural test production

It’s all you need unless you want that crazy competition physique

Bones
Nunes
Askren
Rockhold
Chiesa

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Holy shit, fucking kill yourself you braindead spastic lmao. Fucking imagining your dick was bigger, how ultra pathetic.

Jones
Holm
Boom(xD)
Jan
Chiesa

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Santos
Holm
Askren
Jan
Chiesa

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Sun shines, grass grows, birds fly, and brotha, Jon Jones wins.

>cyber attack

Yeah I can feel you. Stipe did amazing. For me it was probably Conor vs Khabib or any fight Conor fights honestly