Why didn't they qualify for the 2018 World Cup? Seems to me they are in the same shape since 2015...

If only you knew how hard things really are

Since Brazil always classifies, you then are left with only three spots left. However, the "good" teams are more than that: Argentina, Uruguay, Colombia, Chile and Peru. We were like one or two points short from classifying, a fact that let's you clearly see how tight things get in here.

can't argue with those digits

Yeah. 4.5 berths for nine countries. Five of those are top 20 in the FIFA Rankings now and the countries that aren't that good play murderball or do things like playing their home matches at stadiums that are over 3,000 meters high (which explains why Bolivia gets to best Argentina).
It's probably the hardest qualifier in the world.

I think CONMEBOL gets an extra spot when the WC has 48 teams, so qualifying will be easier then.

They really only care about football, the only people who play soccer are the kids with helicopter parents or illegals.

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based blind burger blastin' blond beauty blueline bombs

It depends. If you look at the individual UEFA groups from last WC, group A and Group G are though af and you only get one spot. In the playoff you have to face off against Sweden or Italy. But then again you also get group like group D and E, which are easy.

I think overall CONMEBOL is harder, but if you get an unlucky draw than UEFA is the hardest qualifier.

cope

People dont know, because there hasnt been any official matches for us in 2 years. But after we got eliminated by Brasil in the last game of the last qualifiers, Bravo's wife made a tweet were she snitched that many players didnt train properly during the qualifiers since they always were drunk and partying. After that the team split and it has been a disaster. Bravo is banned by his owns peers, and right now before this Cup, he had an interview with a journalist and one of the confessions is the game we lost 0-3 with Paraguay at home -which is considered the key of our elimination- at least 5-6 players went to the casino and arrived drunk to the training.
Also is the reason why we are playing such an inferior GK as Arias.

I guess, but you get a play off if you come second and there are always some weak teams. In CONMEBOL you never play against Andorra, San Marino or Faroe Islands.
In CONMEBOL there's no easy match for you to rest. Even the lowest ranked team could trip you up at home and get a draw and countries that were historically bad like Chile or Venezuela are teams that you cannot go easy on anymore.
That's what really hard about CONMEBOL. There's no easy match, if you get cocky and don't give it your best you'll end up going out like Chile getting trashed by Paraguay at home or losing against Bolivia.

Mestizaje maligno is to blame

bros, I wanna bet Chile to Qualify to Copa America final, and ... Brazil - Argentina. I dunno. Any thoughts?

What a bunch of niggers. Sorry to hear that.

how so? Just look at last WCs qualification. You have Spain and Italy in one group and whoever comes second could possibly be matched against Croati (WC finalist), Sweden (WC Quarter finales) or Denmark and Switzerland (both round of 16). True you could also get group with Poland or Serbia and meet Greece or Northern Ireland in the play offs. But there's also a chance that you have to face multiple WC winning teams to get to the WC (e.g. Germany in groups, Italy in play offs).

Meanwhile in CONMEBOL you are fighting for a spot against Colombia (round of 16), Peru (didn't make it our of groups) or Chile (didn't make it to WC), since Uruguay, Brazil and Argentine are pretty much set on advancing already

That's why I say overall CONMEBOL is thougher and in UEFA you are more dependent on the draw.

Brasil, this is the tournament they always win at home
Argentina is playing like shit, and they have an inferior team overall

Argentina will win. Brazil is gonna choke. The Chilean curse is real.

What I don't understand is WHY CAN'T THEY FUCKING GO TO THE CASINO AFTER THE MATCHES.

I GET IT, THEY LIKE DRINKING, GAMBLING AND FUCKING SLUTS, BUT DO IT AFTER THE MATCHES YOU MONKEYS

Bravo is right and everyone knows it, but if you go out and say it, like Diaz, you get banned too by the drunkards

Cuidado con Los Super Indios!

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We can make CONMEBOL easier by making macaquitos and hambrentinos balkanize their countries

To qualify from CONMEBOL you have to finish above Venezuela, Bolivia, Paraguay, Ecuador and Peru. There are around 10 European teams who would manage this.

CONMEBOL is not hard.

They need to learn that altitude sickness gets worse over time and that it's best to fly in on the day of the match and play it as soon as possible.

You are looking at it wrong.
There are 4.5 slots and you have to fight them with Argentina, Brazil, Urugay, Bestguay, Chile, Colombia, Peru and the improving Penezuela

That would suck honestly
Conmebol qualifiers are tough but also insanely fun precisely because the league is so tight.
This will be the last fun qualifier, mark my words

> inferior GK as Arias.
Bravo not only was having problems with the team, he was out of physical form (derechamente esta gordo Bravo) and without football matches since middle 2018
Taking Arias to the Copa America was the logical decision
Bolivia and Ecuador are pretty strong local teams, they usually robb vital points to clasify to the WC

Texas is not officially a country yet

Soon brother, soon

Thanks for clarifying dad

Chile is so based. Love them so much. Much love from the other side of the world. Good luck in the copa!

We weren't
We were playing like shit, specially after the world cup qualifiers
Everyone here expected us to be eliminated in the group stage, but we suddenly started playing well again

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but it was a country tho

whats your point?

Chileans have a serious problem with alcohol.

Not a meme.

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Thanks, good luck in WWC

LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN CHILENO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Isabel Allende, la escritora y novelista CHILENA

Allende: EL CHILENO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE PERUANO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor CHILENO de ESTE post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. CHILE, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHAZADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN CHILE DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE CHILE LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL CHILENO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA ECONOMIA CHILENA? UNOS LADRONES QUE VENDEN COBRE ROBADO!!! UN CHILE CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!

El peruano es un simio asqueroso obsesionado con Chile; el peruano trabaja en las calles de Chile, trabajan de nanas y contaminan la ciudad con sus caras horribles y carritos de comida callejera (asquerosa por cierto). ¿desde cuando viene esta obsesión? la obsesión viene de la guerra del pacifico, cuando Perú y Bolivia (hermandad de monos altiplanicos) trataron de invadir COBARDEMENTE a Chile (dos contra uno; como buenos cobardes) y Chile los derrotó e invadió la apestosa ciudad de lima. El complejo parte desde ahí; el peruano es incapaz de olvidar tal violación, el peruano SIEMPRE BUSCA UNA EXCUSA PARA JUSTIFICAR SU INCOMPETENCIA y eso pasa hasta en el fútbol peruano, el peruano piensa todos los días en Chile, el peruano y su complejo de inferioridad, el peruano ya no quiere vivir esa realidad, el peruano quiere morir; el mono andino es incapaz de ser feliz. El peruano y su obsesión con Chile es graciosa, porque en Chile nadie piensa ni se acuerda de ese asqueroso país; el chileno vive tranquilo y feliz, mientras el peruANO vive una constante AGONÍA obsesionado con su violador.

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CHILE ES UN PAIS HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO, CON INCLINACIONES PARA LA TRAICION, LA PELEA SUCIA, LA GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMBRAR LA ENEMISTAD, DEBIDO A QUE NACEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA TIERRA ESTERIL QUE DIFICILMENTE LES BRINDA EL SUSTENTO A SU POBLACION, POR ESO, EL CHILENO BUSCA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS DESDE SU FUNDACION, POR ESO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO RATERO, ADEMAS DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, YA QUE, ASI COMO POSEEN UNA TIERRA VERGONZOSAMENTE PEQUENA, TAMBIEN POSEEN PROFUNDOS COMPLEJOS DE INFERIORIDAD DEBIDO A QUE NO POSEEN UNA RAZA QUE LOS IDENTIFIQUE, Y BUSCARAN PARECERSE A SUS AMOS BLANCOS, ASI TODO CHILENOS SEA SOLO UN TRISTE MESTIZO DEL DESIERTO.

EL PERUANO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL PERUANO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..

EL PERUANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL PERUANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..

ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN PERUANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80!!... YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL:1.50 DE ESTATURA!!

EL SUEÑO DEL PERUANO ES: SER BLANCO`` SER ALTO``OLER BIEN``

COMER BIEN!, VESTIRSE BIEN!! Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA ``RAZA!!

LOS PERUANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ``CHOLOS``: INDIUS`` MUNUS SAPIENS. SON IGUALES AL ``EKEKO`` O AL MISMO PRESIDENTE DE PERU ( HUMALA).... ESTOS CHOLOS,OSEA PERUANOS.. ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES... COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS.... ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE... DUERMEN VESTIDOS`` NO SE BAÑAN!! NO VAN ALA ESCUELA...

EL PERUANO: DETESTA!! BAÑARSE.. ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO... EL PERUANO HUELE A : CEBOLLA, CACA`` TACOS`` HUMEDAD`` ABONBADO`` A TRASPIRACIÒN`` A PATA ( PEZUÑA).. EL PERUANO TIENE ANILLOS DE MUGRE EN EL GLANDE DE SU ASQUEROSO Y DIMINUTO PENE`` Y TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO..... OSEA..EL PERUANO ES UN TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!!!.... ESO YA LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS D ELOS INKAS.. Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARA`...

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Bros wtf

spicy semifinals, watch both games nedbro

ESTAS FORMAS DE VIDA SON TAN INMUNDAS QUE NI EL PROPIO PLANETA LOS QUIERE, SIEMPRE INTENTADO EXTERMINARLOS CON SISMOS, TSUNAMIS, TERREMOTOS...

CHILENO : INDIVIDUO VIOLENTO, REPUGNANTE, ENANO, SALVAJE, INCIVIL, INDOMESTICABLE
ES EL SER MAS DESAGRADABLE DE TODA AMERICA LATINA!!!! EL CHILENO ES UN SUJETO BRUTO, INSIGNIFICANTE, RECHAZABLE A SIMPLE VISTA, UN VERDADERO HOMBRE DE LAS CAVERNAS!!!

>4.5 spots with 3 of them taken (BRA, ARG, URU)
>1.5 spot for 7 teams
>Chile and Cokelombia usually fight for one
>Paraguayan bus parking is hard af
>Bolivia and Ecuador have meme altitude over 3000m, giving advantage in half of the matches
>Venezuela is not naive anymore
>Peru has one of its best generations
>Half spot is guaranteed after traveling around the globe once (usually going to NZ and back in one week)

Addicts. Gambling and alcoholism require rehab not just a Pat and thumbs up, their managers won't allow that because it looks bad for marketing and their passes get devaluated, also in pinto Duran workers cover their asses and even bring them booze. It was more.common during Valdivia's time, then Bielsa fixed it a bit by being Uber obsessive, Sampaoli couldn't handle them and pizza didn't even tried

It's pasta, like the gorilla warfare one. Just ignore it and it will go away

*By managers I meant agents, oops

Sudaca thread pastas

>also mandatory VAR SINSO

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You are right

It's actually a quite funny story, it turns out that winning through the escritorio backfires sometimes...

FIFA hates us. They knew we were guaranteed to win it, and having a small thirld world shithole no one cares about is bad bussines for FIFA, so they banned our stadium for like 10 qualifiers game for homophobic chants (for singing "El que no salta es boliviano maricon", it's only homophobic when we do it). This ended up getting us out of a World cup we were guaranteed to win.

Those times, Chile was the gift that keeps on giving.

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Holy fuck I remember this guy.
>mfw he tried so hard and it went literally nowhere.
>mfw those chilean posters during the WC hoping Peru and Colombia lose.

...

>things like playing their home matches at stadiums that are over 3,000 meters high

Wasn't this banned a long time ago? I always liked it.

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This. Also catalonia is not spain.

It was banned then unbanned..maradona took argentina to bolivia to show there was no problem and lost 6x0.
Flamengo complained to conmebol
For playing in potosi for the altitude, then real potosi complained for.playing in rio de janeiro because of dengue fever

>maradona took argentina to bolivia to show there was no problem and lost 6-0

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Chile sends the NT to Calama that is 2300m above sea level to train and sometimes to airforce hipobaric Chambers to train, were not the only ones to have such things so in reality those things can be arranged and dealt. Ecuador and colombia also have high altitude stadiums if I recall correctly

>Quito - 2850m
>Bogotá - 2640m
>La Paz - 3700m

Dude even the ball in La Paz does strange things

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commiebol

I pity the anons who don't understand spic, cause these are golden pastas.

To answer your question OP, it was just some good old choking. Has happened at least once to every football team in Latin America.

ecuador, colombia and brasil have the heat problem over the altiude one

Brazil it depends where the match is. South Brazil is comfy but Rio de Janegro is hotter than Sahara (no joke).

kek

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Gonna practice my translation skills, here we go:

The humanity's misery in its greatest expression...The maker of this post...An annoying chilean, frustrated, envious, with an inferiority complex like many, that doesn't find another way to externalize and vent off his own myseries of a good for nothing reduced to trash!!! you're pitiful!! Isabel Allende already said it, the chilean writer and novelist

Allende: Chileans want to be racially argentinean and culturally peruvian. There's no valid argument that this poor and sad chilean poster can use. The one who makes me laugh is you and your shitty obnoxious life. Chile, as many famous already stated, is a rejected trash by every race in the world, from indian, white, asiatic, jewish, etc and there's nothing in chilean of value or importance, the only exportation that chile gives to the world is the chilean: a clumsy being, smelly and ugly. The chilean economy? Some thieves that sell stolen copper!!! A condemned Chile, poor and disgusting, envy of no country!!!

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The peruvian is a disgusting monkey obsessed with Chile; the peruvian works in the streets of Chile, they work as maids and stain the city with their horrible faces and food carts(disgusting ones by the way). From where does this obsession comes from? The obsession comes the Pacific war, when Peru and Bolivia(brotherhood of plateau monkeys) tried to cowardly raid Chile(two against one; like good cowards) and Chile defeated and raid the smelly city of Lima. The complex begins from there; the peruvian is unable to forget such violation, the peruvian ALWAYS SEARCHES FOR AN EXCUSE TO JUSTIFY ITS INCOMPETENCY, and that happens even in peruvian football, the peruvian thinks about Chile every day, the peruvian and its inferiority complex, the peruvian no longer wishes to live in this reality, the peruvian wishes to die; the andean monkey is unable to be happy. The peruvian and its obsession with Chile is funny, because in Chile nobody even remembers such disgusting country; the chilean lives happy and calm, meanwhile, the peruANO lives in a constant AGONY obsessed with its violator.

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Chile is a country inheritor of an evil mestizaje, con inclination to treason, the dirty fight, uneven war, plant the seeds of enmity, due to the fact they are born cornered in sterile soils that hardly brings them the livelihood of a population, that's why, the chilean looks to steal its neighbours from its roots, that's why so many chilean thieves exist, apart from racist chileans, because, as they own a pitiful small land, they also own deep inferiority complexes due they don't have a race that identify them, and they will try to look like they white owners, that way, every chilean will be a sad mestizo of the desert.

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>Sampaoli couldn't handle them
That guy probably got wasted with them.

Jajajaja

blame poland, this is their fault, look it up

O CHILE É UM PAÍS HERDEIRO DE UMA MESTIÇAGEM MALIGNA, COM INCLINAÇÕES PARA A TRAIÇÃO, A PELEJA SUJA, A GUERRA DESIGUAL, SEMEAR A INIMIZADE, POIS NASCEM ARRAIGADOS À UMA TERRA ESTÉRIL QUE DIFICILMENTE OS BRINDA COM O SUSTENTO A SUA POPULAÇÃO. POR ISSO, O CHILENO BUSCA A ROUBAR A SEUS VIZINHOS DESDE A SUA FUNDAÇÃO. POR ISSO EXISTE TANTO CHILENO LADRÃO, ALÉM DE CHILENOS RACISTAS, JÁ QUE ASSIM COMO POSSUEM UMA TERRA VERGONHOSAMENTE PEQUENA TAMBÉM POSSUEM PROFUNDOS COMPLEXOS DE INFERIORIDADE JÁ QUE NÃO POSSUEM UMA RAÇA QUE OS IDENTIFIQUE E BUSCARAM SE PARECER COM SEUS AMOS BRANCOS, ASSIM TODO CHILENO SERÁ SÓ UM TRISTE MESTIÇO DO DESERTO

Is it tiem, boys?

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Hey chile user, why do you like posting this comic?

this happened

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Do you remember we srewed ourselves with all the scoring drama?
Also, -1000 IQ players.

But why

delete this

Drunken players: Vidal
Bad luck
Shitty attitude all around

7 billion IQ move

i remember this, honestly felt worse than US lost to fucking tobaco

it was Marcelo Diaz's fault