I hope Chile have his revenge on this

I hope Chile have his revenge on this

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What happened here?

Empataron el la fase de clasificación para el mundial. Si uno de los dos perdía en el último partido, ese hubiese quedado fuera del mundial y Chile hubiera entrado. Para evitar eso, se rumorea que tanto Peruanos como Colombianos secidieron hacer un pacto antes del partido mediante el cual ambos equipos empatarían y así clasificarían para el mundial.

Lo escribo en español por que mi Inglés no me da para esplicarte esto bien hahaha

IIRC Chile needed a result from these two but since both Colombia and Peru already qualified for the WC with a draw, Falcao told them to take it easy and Peru just passed it around at the back from 15 minutes.

Why are colombians so sleazy? Murdering their players, killing time, etc. I thought they were nice people.

>Brazil also trashed them 3-0
Thanks huebro. Everything good that had to happen that day happened.

They literally plotted against us during the last game of 2018WC. We should've been to the world cup, not the fucking peruANOS who lost every single fucking game.

>It was their fault
Oh nononono

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>se rumorea

>esplicarte

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Stop bitching, we fucked up when we chocked against Bolivia and Paraguay, plus we got trashed by Brazil
We would've done the same if it would've ensured we qualified

>still seething after 4 years
Get over it, brasuca coitado

Exacto

>You should risk eliminating yourselves to help out scummy mapuches
It's pathetic to think those two should have risked eliminating each other to help someone who got DABBED on by Brazil
That's not cheating, unlike cutting yourself with a razor blade to try and get an opponent red carded or fingering an opponent in the ass and getting him red carded
The hypocrisy with you subhumans

>brasuca
Clearly a mapuche abroad

el sevillANO senores....

Chile didn't let itself get bought by Ecuador in the 2010 qualifiers

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>no tiene culo
I wish I saved that newspaper article that was posted here about mapuche traits and no ass

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And they go to TAS to accuse Bolivia...

We weren't the only ones...
diariocorreo.pe/deportes/seguimos-en-carrera-tas-fallo-a-favor-de-peru-y-chile-770331/

Spaniard butchering his own language

A pedido tuyo, lo cual nos favoreció, gracias amigo.

>el chileANO delusionado

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Colombians are already avenged by our blood seeker mapuche warriors, now it's time for the dove eater to pay for it.

>Nusutrus lus ayudamus en las malvinas, somos hermanos, cierto?

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>sumus hermanus, BIBA IL PIDUUUUU

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>Angry mapuches and muh revenge arc
>chicanos also in the mix
>implying chile wouldn't have done the same in they were in Colombia / Perus position.
God Chileans need to be banned

No le agas caso a los grammar nazis compa, yo te entiendo a la perfetsión grasias

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el wetback peruANO señores

Bueno lo de Colombia y Perú pudo ser anti deportivo pero fue culpa de ustedes por depender de un resultado ajeno.

>tfw you have no bunda too

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el no clasicANO señores

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CHILENO: DUENDE DE COLOR MARRÒN DE CARA REDONDA, OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA), NUCA REDONDA Y SUCIA, NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN, CUERPO DE MANDRIL CON ASPECTO DE MONO CHIMPANCÈ, EL CHILENO ES UN INDIO AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO... BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES... COMIDA, CASA Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE.

EL CHILENO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.. POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL CHILENO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA... DE SER FEO!!!, NEGRO-AMARRONADO ENANO CON OLOR A CLOACA Y A CACA Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!!!.

ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN CHILENO RUBIO DE OJOS AZULES Y DE 1.80! YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL 1.50 DE ESTATURA!!!!!!!.

EL SUEÑO DEL CHILENO ES SER BLANCO, SER ALTO Y OLER BIEN,

COMER BIEN, VESTIRSE BIEN Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA RAZA!!!!!.

LOS CHILENOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ''INDIUS'', '' MUNUS SAPIENS'', ESTOS INDIOS, OSEA CHILENOS ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES, COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS, ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE, DUERMEN VESTIDOS, NO SE BAÑAN, NO VAN ALA ESCUELA, jajajajaja!

EL CHILENO DETESTA BAÑARSE!!!!, ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO, EL CHILENO HUELE A: CEBOLLA, CACA, HUMEDAD A TRASPIRACIÒN A PATA (PEZUÑA), EL CHILENO TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO, ¡¡¡¡jajajaja!!! OSEA EL CHILENO ES UN ¡¡TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!, ¡JAJAJAJAJAJAJA! ESO LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS LOS MAPUCHHES Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARAN!!!
HABRÌA QUE ENVIAR UNOS ALEMANES O A UNOS RUSOS A CHILE A MEJORAR EL ASPECTO ASQUEROSO DE SU ''RAZA'', VIOLAR SUS INDIAS CHILENAS Y ESPERAR QUE DEN A LUZ A UNOS HUMANOS COMO LA GENTE, Y NO ESOS NIÑOS FEOS Y MARRONES QUE NACEN EN CHILE!!

can any one translate?

Gracias amigo, estaba buscando este. Copiado y guardado

implying they can score goals, 3 of the 4 quarters finals in copa were without goals, no wait, there was no goals only because of sinson

>EL chicANO senores

it is pretty much a miracle to not qualify for the world cup as a south american country desu

You dont fucking know that lard ass

OH NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHA COPE MAPUCHE

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mapucholos did the exact same thing with Colombia in a qualifier that ended 3-3 6 years ago. both qualified to Brazil 2014 with that tie.

>samefagging
>posting anime girls
>being peruvian
HOW MUCH PATHETIC CAN YOU BE?
youtube.com/watch?v=BzHdGis6XJ4

Is also our fault that you choked 3 of the 4 last matches you had?

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EL ETERNO p*ruANO

HIMNO NACIONAL DE CHOLOLANDIA Perukistan Indiolandia

CORO

SOMOS INDIOS-MONOS,SEAMOSLO SIEMPRE
Y TAMBIEN NEGROS POR EL SOL
QUE FALTEMOS AL VOTO SIEMPRE
QUE LA MIERDA PATRIA QUE ETERNO NOS DIO.

I
LARGO TIEMPO EL INDIO PERUANO OPRIMIDOLA OMINOSA CADENA ARRASTRO,
CONDENADO A CRUEL SERVIDUMBRE LARGO TIEMPO EN SILENCIO GIMIO.
MAS APENAS EL GRITO ESCLAVO ¡¡¡MISERIA EN SUS COSTAS SE OYO !!
LA INDOLENCIA DE ESCLAVO PERU-ANO,LA MIERDA TRAGO.

II
YA EL ESTRUENDO DE JAULAS Y CADENAS QUE ESCUCHAMOS POR SIGLOS DE HUMILLACION,
QUE HASTA NOS QUITARON EL CENEPA SAGRADO QUE OYO ATONITO EL MUNDO ¡¡CELEBRO!!
POR DOQUIER ECUADOR ,PALIZAS,TRAS PALIZAS ,NOS DIO,
MERECIDOS MONOS DE LOS ANDES SOMOS, TAMBIEN A UNA VOZ.

III
CON EL ATRAZO MI PUEBLO SE HUNDE Y CUAL RAYO CORRIO LA OPINION,
DESDE EL ISTMO A LAS TIERRAS DEL FUEGO DESDE EL FUEGO A LA HELADA REGION.
TODO CHOLO JURA ROMPER LA MISERIA QUE NATURA A PERU SIEMPRE DIO,
Y QUEBRAR ESE CETRO QUE ECUADOR OSTENTE ORGULLOSO...
ECUADOR NUESTRO AMO

IV
LIMA CULIADA, POR SIEMPRE INVADIDA Y VIOLADA,SU ENOJO MOSTRO,
AL AMO PATENTE ECUATORIANO QUE INTENTABA ALARGAR SU OPRESION.
A SUS ESFUERZO SALTARON SUS HEMORROIDES Y SUS ANOS QUE PRAT REVENTO.
LES ATIZARON EL CULO A LIMA QUE DESPOJADA DE SU HUASCAR QUEDO.

V
¡¡MANDRITRIOTAS peruanos!!,MEJOR SER ESCLAVOS Y HUMILLADOS POR SIGLOS... EL INDO GIMIO.
PARA SIEMPRE DEFEQUEMOS LIBRES MANTENIENDO SU PROPIO HEDOR.
NUESTRAS MADRES PERUANAS ,HASTA HOY DESNUTRIDAS ESTEN SIEMPRE MAMANDO EL CAÑON,
Y QUE ALGUN DIA LAS PLAYAS DE SALINAS y MANTA ,VISITARAN EJERCIENDO LA PROSTITUCION.

VI
EN SU CIMA LOS ANDES SOSTENGAN LA BANDERA O PENDON BICOLOR,
QUE LOS SIGLOS ANUNCIEN EL ESFUERZO DE SER INFERIOR,QUE POR SIEMPRE NOS GUSTO.
A SU SOMBRA VIVAMOS OPRIMIDOS,Y AL NACER POR EL CULO CAGON...
RENOVEMOS EL GRAN JURAMENTO DE RENDIRNOS A TODO
PATRON...JA,JA,JA...

CORO....

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>Chilean women prefer foreigners over their own men
youtu.be/F3wIFsRrfA4
Oh nononononono, why are you guys overcompensating so much?

No, Colombia actually did a good job back there. Also we got one player red carded (Carmona if i'm not mistaken)
We didn't qualified with that tie, we actually needed to get a draw or won the next match
with Ecuador.
Also Peru was already eliminated back then

>A pedido tuyo
>lo cual nos favoreció
but the football confederations where the ones who did all this, not you or me. and the players were the ones who got benefited from this

>Peruvian """""""men"""""" prefer aytianos over their own women
Oh nononononono

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>Perukistan Indiolandia
Jesus christ my sides

Tutsi vs Hutu: the thread
Ugly ass indians

lmao, como si fuera diferente en tu porquería de país donde los venezolANOs se cuelan a todas la cholas

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OLD BUT GOLD
youtube.com/watch?v=SvlZuh-KSHk

t. negro congolombiaANO

they already get their revenge every time they play us

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Nevermind I figured why.
>The dicklets of South America
Is that why you guys are so aggressive against everybody else?

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Los wetbacks de suramérica
youtu.be/MXlmkgJ3ihg

lmao damn

>y-y-your dick

Classic peruaviANUS (gay).

>Monkey = Chile
>Dog = Yea Forums

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>10 teams
>4.5 spots
>.5 has to be won against AFC to get in
>Teams are top 20 in FIFA ranking
>Hurr qualifiers are easy in CONMEBOL
Fuck off, UEFA is the literal easy confederation, Concacaf comes next

>Perú (gay)

>(gay)

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So in a shitposting contexto chileans are the australians of Yea Forums and peruvians are the canadians of Yea Forums?

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youtu.be/7Cq8oloVAh8

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Don't worry Chilebros, I'm sure the Haitians are gonna raise those numbers.

LMAO no, Chile wish they can banter as Aussies but they get so butt hurt over nothing is hilarious.

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Pretty much, except Peruvians are much better posters than Canadians.

lmao chileANOS btfo
from now on, we shall call them pitocorto

>Implying my based cholos are not eating those Venezuelan cuties
LOL, we ugly as fuck but still score.

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Chile and Colombia were already basically in, Venezuela had 1 match left before that round. The best result that benefitted both teams would have been Colimbia losing since with that result they would have ended 4 points over Uruguay with 1 match left.
The Colombia- Chile didn't matter

Table with the results before that match

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So Chilean girls have big booties like Colombian girls?

No

>peru (gay)

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Not even close

>Just

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Nope. Colombian, Venezuelans and Brazilian are obsessed with big asses and fake eyebrows so they either spent tons of time in a gym training glutes or get surgery for ass implants. That trend is slowly getting here tho, many gyms are adding hip thrusters to their inventory for dat ass purposes

>Chilel (straight)

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ESTA SOCIEDAD CHILENA VIVE ACOMPLEJADA
VIVE ENGAÑADA
PINOCHET LOS VOLVIO ESTUPIDOS
LOS VOLVIO IMBECILES
CUANDO CHUCHA SE HA VISTO UN ARIO (RUBIO)
EN LA SELECCION DE FUTBOL DE CHILE
REVISEN SUS PATRONES GENETICOS
EL CHILENO TIENE UN COMPLEJO DESDE HACE MUCHO TIEMPO RACIALMENTE QUIERE SER ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE PERUANO "ISABEL ALLENDE 2004"
EL CHILENO NACE CRECE Y MUERE LADRON
SE ROBAN LOS PATRONES CULTURALES DE OTROS PAISES Y QUIEREN ADUEÑARSE COMO SI FUERAN SUIYOS
VENDIERON ARMAS A ECUADOR EN PLENA GUERRA CON EL PERU EN EL CENEPA
SIENDO PAIS GARANTE DE PAZ
QUEDARON EN RIDICULO ANTE LA CORTE INTERNATIONAL DE LA HAYA
FUERON LOS UNICOS DE UNA SELECCION DE FUTBOL DE AMERICA QUE FUE CASTIGADA SANCIONADA EXPULSADA SIN JUGAR NINGUN TORNEO A NIVEL PROFESIONAL E INTERNACIONAL POR HABER ECHO TRAMPA EL CONDOR ROJAS ARQUERO CHILENO SE CORTO LA FRENTE CON UN BISTURI EN PLENO PARTIDO CON BRASIL EN EL MARACANA LA GLORIA NO SE COMPRA
LA GLORIA SE GANA
CUANDO CHUCHA VAN A ENTENDER QUE NUNCA HAN GANADO NADA A NIVEL INTERNATIONAL Y PROFESIONAL DE MANERA HONESTA
EN TV NACIONAL CHILENA INCITAN A LA VIOLENCIA CONTRA PERU
LES ENSEÑAN A ODIAR AL PERUANO
TRAICIONARON A ARGENTINA EN LAS MALVINAS
CHILE LA PROSTITUTA DE INGLATERRA ABRE LAS PIERNAS CUANDO INGLATERRA SE LO PIDE
SON BELICOS
SON ESPANSIONISTAS
SON HIPOCRITAS
SON MITOMANOS
NO TIENEN UNA PERSONALIDAD PROPIA
ES CULPABLE DE ESTAR COPIANDOSE LAS CULTURAS EXTRANJERAS
NO TIENEN UNA COSTUMBRE
NO TIENEN HONOR
NO TIENEN PRINCIPIOS
NO TIENEN ETICA
NO TIENEN HISTORIA
NO TIENEN CULTURA
NO TIENEN IDENTIDAD
NO TIENEN GASTRONOMIA NO TIENEN DANZA
NO TIENEN NADA
NO TIENEN NI MIERDA
RAZA MALDITA TRAIDORES
PERROS SARNOSOS COBARDES

>this thread
>two days before el clásico del pacífico

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>"""""""""""""""""""""el clásico del pacífico"""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>He can't enjoy friendly banter with his neighbor
Nobody likes party poopers mapuche.

More like "la guerra del Pacífico"

Andas buscando marido o qué? Trolazo

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>5'9
calm down, dicklet. I'm glad he posted it, top tier bait

The more civilized the smaller your Dick, makes sense

Cope harder Benjamin

lol karma for going crying to the TAS

>this absolute dicklet cope.
Lmao

Rapidamente señores, yo tome un shit y parece q no puedo limpiar mi culo. La mierda es interminable porque es muy suave. Q hago?

>tfw your dick is bigger than some angry chilean on a mongolian horse racing forum

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Limpié su culo con una bandera de Chile.

>green ones are Niggers, yellow and orange ones are Europeans/Others
Really makes you think

FUERON LOS UNICOS DE UNA SELECCION DE FUTBOL DE AMERICA QUE FUE CASTIGADA SANCIONADA EXPULSADA SIN JUGAR NINGUN TORNEO A NIVEL PROFESIONAL E INTERNACIONAL POR HABER ECHO TRAMPA EL CONDOR ROJAS ARQUERO CHILENO SE CORTO LA FRENTE CON UN BISTURI EN PLENO PARTIDO CON BRASIL EN EL MARACANA LA GLORIA NO SE COMPRA
>Google
>True history

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This is the most autistic thread ever

is the solution to just increase the amount of points a win is worth?
I'm thinking five points for a win and one point for a draw
then any moment playing defensively will mean some other team gets ahead

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Rio Grande del Sur is closer to Santiago than Tacna

Distance from Santiago.

Valparaiso, Chile 108 km
>London to Calais 153km
Mendoza, Argentina 173 km
San Juan, Argentina 283 km
>London to Paris 344 km
La Serena, Chile 397 km
Concepción, Chile 441 km
Cordoba, Argentina 640 km
Juan Fernandez Archipielago, Chile 759 km
Bariloche, Argentina 860 km
Puerto Montt, Chile 916 km
Rosario, Argentina 923 km
>London to Berlin 932 km
Antofagasta, Chile 1087 km
Buenos Aires, 1125 km
>London to Madrid 1264 km
Montevideo, Uruguay 1332 km
Uruguaina, Brazil 1347 km
>London to Rome 1436 km
Asunción, Paraguay 1543 km
Potosí, Bolivia 1611 km
Arica, Chile 1664 km
Tacna, Peru 1714 km
Porto Alegre, Brazil 1865 km
Arequipa, Peru 1896 km
La Paz, Bolivia 1901 km
Punta Arenas, Chile 2194 km
Islas Malvinas, Argentina 2230 km
>London to Athens 2392 km
Lima, Peru 2466 km
>London to Moscow 2501 km
Sao Paulo, Brazil 2576 km
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil 2915 km
Villa Las Estrellas, Antarctica, Chile 3307 km
>London to Jerusalem 3611 km
Easter Island, Chile 3762 km
Quito, Ecuador 3784 km
Bogotá, Colombia 4254 km
Caracas, Venezuela 4880km
>London to Islamabad 6036 km
South Pole, Chile 6291 km
Mexico City, 6612 km

que raro porque yo tengo un culazo

Use it, collect money and go to Argentina to study

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you should try winning games nigger

Yikes

>2011
Better worry about your Uni's macaco
infobae.com/america/america-latina/2019/05/31/nuevas-protestas-masivas-en-brasil-contra-los-recortes-en-educacion-de-jair-bolsonaro/

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u2 paki friend
youtube.com/watch?v=_vzaESH2fPM

Aprende a hablar el idioma que inventaste, Manolo.

Revenge for what you stupid fucking monkey faggot?

For stealing points from BOLIVIA? which ultimately cucked them?

Keep up the good work friend

>mad peruvian wetback still samefagging

>this thread
va a correr sangre el día del partido

>Autismo
No one is arguing about distance, that shit for bantz purposes is irrelevant.

>Dicklet rage
When will they ever learn?

Yeah, when will peruvians learn?

Based.

How bad is Chile gonna seethe if they lose

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>Chile lose
Yea Forums sudacas explode, chileans go back to their caves (and the remaining ones will be assblasted as fuck)
>Peru lose
there will be some banter here and there, unless it's a massacre

For me you'll always be the Cope America champion.

Even if they win they will keep on seething, never underestimate Dicklet rage.

I would leave Yea Forums that night

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>For me you'll always be the Cope America champion.
Nah, we're sub champions, you're still seething about this match in 1997
youtube.com/watch?v=gmIXpQx1V6M

>this thread still up

I fucking hate sudacas.

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The brazilian guy who made this post must be still laughing

i remember that night,we winning thanks to MESSI MESSI MESSI,macacos destroying the chileANOS and congolombia and peru weaseling their way to a world cup

this place was wild

>seething since 1978
Poor cholitos

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>1978
1879 my bad

Our players admitted their faults and got called on it. Meanwhile in your side of the garden.
>Nooo it was everybody else's fault but us
Cope America champion since 2018

Thanks for cleaning our boat and taking care of it for free pichacorta Chilebro our best ally.

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Says the country which made this
>1985
>1986 WC qualifier match in Santiago
>Peru loses 4-2, Acasuzo the goalkeeper eats 3 goals
>NOOOO IT CAN BE, WE DIDN'T PLAY BAD, THE EVIL CHILEANS BRIBED OUR ACASUZO SO THEY COULD WIN
>1997
>Peru loses (again) 4-0 in Santiago
>NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE, WE LOSE BECAUSE WE WERE VICTIMS OF THE CHILEAN SECRET SERVICES AND THE POLICE, NOT BECAUSE WE SUCKED HARD AT THE MATCH
And obviously the biggest one
>1879
>Peru and Bolivia goes to war against Chile
>Flash forward to 1883
>Peru lost the war
>NOOO IT CAN'T BE, WE WERE ACTUALLY FIGHTING AGAINST THE BRITISH, NOT CHILEANS, THEY WERE ARMED AND TRAINED BY THE BRITISH (ignoring the fact that most of the weapons used by Peru were also british)
Peruvians, seething since 1883

We are still champions and you people have nothing but envy towards us

Yes i am huehue

You have recently found success, before that you had not won a SINGLE cup. Yet you live in this delusion that everyone hates you because they're envious, that would be true if you were a country with a history of winning.
Fact is that you're just new money and no one likes vulgar new money trash. You unironically remind me of the women's soccer team, all this arrogance from a literal who

1913 GDP per capita
Italy 4698 USD (111%)
Chile 4217 USD (100%)
Latin America 1413 USD (34%)

2019
Italy 39637 USD (145%)
Chile 27059 USD (100%)
Latin America 16040 USD (59%)

>mad peruvian wetback still can't cope
>Despite having no "history" the record goes by: Chile: 44 wins. Peru: 22 wins
SIEMPRE NUESTROS HIJOS

LMAO imagine seething so much against a country who is inferior in economy, infrastructure and education just because no one can name a cultural dish, building or society from your place. If you were so superior you could just ignore me like British ignore pakis, you fags have Dicklet mentality and even if you win this match you're still gonna have it, cope harder.

>Pic related
The culture you could have to show if you weren't larping as whites

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AND THE PERUVIAN STIL CAN'T COPE
CHILE: 44 WINS. PERU: 22 WINS
SIEMPRE NUESTROS HIJOS

Why can't they just accept reality that they're manlet shitskins?
Own it, rock it

AND NOW THE MAD PERUVIAN WETBACK
SIEMPRE NUESTROS HIJOS

or maybe not everyone is a shitskin chilean or peruvian, seethe harder shitskin

COMO SIEMPRE EL PERUANO TIENE QUE NEGAR SU IDENTIDAD PARA POSTEAR
LA VERGÜENZA DE SER PERUANO
SIEMPRE NUESTROS HIJOS

>all the newfags replying to all the bait in this thread
i hate it when all the nidofags come here with their broken english

>seething so much against a country who is inferior in economy, infrastructure and education
How sad.

how come this thread is still up?

you just gotta accept the shitposting and look away or participate if you're feeling particularly retarded
it will come back to normal by the time club football restarts

There are only 32 teams in a WC.
CONMEBOL gets 4.5 teams for WC.
CONMEBOL has 7 teams in the top 36 ranking.

Its easy if you are Uruguay, Argentina or Brasil.

But the last 1.5 slot is fought between Chile, Colombia, Peru, Paraguay, Venezuela.
Thats 5 teams fighting for 1 secured spot and a maybe spot.

Bolivia and Ecuador are worthless though.

This is easy to resolve, post time stamped pictures of yourself and prove you're not brown
Then we'll see if chile is white

Go back to /int/ user

los estados unidos...

why do you roleplay as a country?

el goblino señiores...

kek

Lose weight

>inventa un lenguaje
>is shit at it
El ValenciANO señores.

Open question: Which match is the most balanced in CONMEBOL?

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The only good peruANO is the anime kancolle bro doing his best.

El AmericANO

Uruguay - Colombia

The right amount of murderball and memes. Nalgonas Colombianas y rochas Uruguayas.

The CUARTO GRANDE match

Paraguay vs Chile
Paraguay 28-7-26 Chile

Other close matches.
Brazil 41-26-38 Argentina
Paraguay 21-7-18 Colombia
Colombia 18-22-15 Peru
Ecuador 14-4-10 Venezuela
Peru 20-14-16 Ecuador
Uruguay 31-18-25 Paraguay

based americANO

What am I looking at?

Paraguay WON 28 matches
Chile - Paraguay DRAW 7 matches
Chile WON 26 matches

>These flags
Shit skins, please

chill out guys he's just looking for a bvll for his wife

>Those flags
>Bull
Now you, sure since you're a NI

baseado

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KeK, this kind of shitposting is now a classic in Yea Forums

Consider making these for other countries specially european ones.

It's an /int/ meme

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* `` INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

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Chile fucked themselves throughout WC qualifying
beyond just the snitching

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Didnt we kill congolombia, didnt they kill paraguay?

In victories it's

Paraguay 28 - 26 Chile
Chile 15 - 10 Colombia
Colombia 21 - 18 Paraguay

Oh c'mon...the big foot myth is even more believable than this

Dubs and everyone will have sex with a hot chick this week

A ver muestra

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Oh si

This is now bunda american cup

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Chile uruguay
Come at me faggots its true

Never said that palomero, they played like shit and im not mad they got left out of the WC.
Its the act that makes me mad that shit was fucking gay and you know it.

>1-1
>You should risk eliminating each other instead of letting the match finish with only 20 minutes left to benefit chilel
Imagine being this delusional

I was going to call you a retard but I stopped and saw that in the period 2005-2019 the results between Chile and Uruguay are:

Chile 4
Draw 4
Uruguay 4

I hope Chile rapes Peru, desu.

Chile fagged some points to the TAS that backfired to them resulting in Chile not qualifying to the World Cup
literally -4d chess

Chile could had simply, you know, win its game against Brazil for a direct classification. Is there really anyone that blame Peru and Colombia for that shit? Why not blame Brazil for beating them and lets not forget how Chile gave Peru free points and ACTUALLY putting them out of the WC, if Chile wouldn't have gone full whiny bitch against fucking Bolivia they would had ended above Peru and Colombia, there are many other things but I already forgot them but basically any other country like Paraguay or Venezuela could be blamed as much as Peru and Colombia in this case, fuck Chile, seriously.

Chile is based. Bar that one angry Chilean who attacks anybody and everybody regardless of what you say.

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I went to Chile once, and even though I did like the overall experience there, their gastronomy is just dogshit. Could anyone please name one dish worh eating form Chile?

un sopaipleto

yes, just locate your closest peruvian restaurant

Why do you have two men kissing saved on your PC, my friend?

dog meat

dog stew

Chile is full of cucks; You being the biggest one of all

>
what a terrible post

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>not liking bistec a lo pobre

That's literary Lomo saltado and the Peruvians do it better

>secidieron
>esplicarte

But you can have that in Peru too.

cope

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Why can't chileans stop stealing shit?
>that's literally Lomo Saltado
Nigger what, that's nothing like Lomo Saltado, also platanito frito is GOAT.

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>tfw Ecuadorian but not nigger and every white cunt compliment my cock when I throat fuck them

Buenas noches, sudacas. Recerdan, Argentina van a ganar la copa America y una brasileña va a chupar mi verga si ganan el torneo. Debe chuparme sin exepcion pero no quiero forzar a ella por q ella esta enojado

delete this post you fucking underage

why are CHI's always retarded, is it the water?

zoomers won't get this

Based

Paila marina Is goat but it depends on who cooks it. Do you guysake pastel de choclo or humitas? Pretty sure you do

How about cochayuyos or porotos con riendas? You also have those probably.
But yes, generally speaking chilean cuisine is poorly developed

ITT chilean nufags

pierde peso

...

Hey, what're Porotos, always read that shit in condorito, but no idea what they're at all.

A stew of cooked beans with spaghetti, seasoned with salt pepper, garlic if you want, add tomato, onion if you like, pumpkin, bacon if you want and a chorizo or a piece of beef on too, I also add a fried egg because yummy.

Porotos are just beans, porotos con riendas Is the dish, riendas being the added spaghetti and stuff

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BASED

Guisado de perro

>Longaniza
Ruining a perfectly healthy meal, you fucking chanchos qls

That's just rich coming from a brasuca considering 10 out of 60 of my classmates in Med School are Brazilian. I haven't seen a single Chilean though, maybe because they're shy and low profile (complete opposite of Yea Forums chileANOS)

Not that I mind seeing bundas in my uni...

con carne

>shit cuisine
>perfidious
>racially superior
>hated by everyone
chile truly is sudaca england

Isn't barros luco from Chile?

El clásico britANO

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