/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - S-still I Rise Edition

>Countdown to British GP:
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>/f1/-approved series calendar
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>Previous Thread:
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 197
V. Bottas 166
M. Verstappen 126
S. Vettel 123
C. Leclerc 105

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 363
Ferrari 228
Red Bull 169
McLaren 52
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
165 (167 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
90

>Hund status:
Wi knew zis day wuld come, das rot automobil und now even der Rot Stier are too schnell für us

>News:
Toto: Mercedes intends to fix cooling issues before hot European races
Masi: Verstappen wasn't penalized because he was in control of his car at all times
Zak: Congratulations, Honda

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Happy birthday Ricky

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> Masi: Verstappen wasn't penalized because he was in control of his car at all times
Lolwut?
If he had had the control he could have been able to avoid Leclerc.

It's a clown world.

Can't Ricciardo leak Newey secrets to Renault?

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Whatever happened to that guy?

Frog cnuts wouldn't understand them anyway

BAHAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Leclerc should've lifted. Apparently when you get passed you can just bump tires and complain about "he left me no room".

Leclerc got exposed hard this weekend

he can't brake Charles' car for him

im hungry
dubs decides what i eat
will provide proof as long as it is edible/ish

kebab

A Red Bull

6 boiled eggs

Let's see if I can go two for two

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Damn, only 1 off making you a child.

Anyway re rolling for the actual answer of crisps dipped in mayo.

Hang on is Yea Forums ded?

Well either everyone can post but no one can see other peoples posts or I'm the only person who can post so I'm just gonna post Mana either way.

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Marmite with honey toast

Max was ahead and had the inside line, he was in control of the situation and Charles had to back off because he lost the position. In the lap before Max went too soft on him.

Charles was exposed a crybaby this weekend desu

posting is dead again across all boards

What the fuck just happened?

captcha was fucked

based waglad pass user

>as long as it is edible/ish

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Bum

i think Yea Forums died for 8 mins approx there, no posters, and i couldnt post for a while
should be good now

I was so confused.
I thought I had kicked it and this was my form of purgatory.

knickers stolen from the cute teen girl next door

You fixed it! Proud of you user.

in hindsight, how did a fucking mexican monkey divegrass sport meme in hispanic language make it to #1 fourchannel lingo when it comes to refball?

hmmm

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the skin of a 20 pack of nuggets from mcdonalds

>My computer just randomly shut down

Yes but at what cost?

>church la ferrari and latter day saintso

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a lemon

Honestly could yesterday be more perfect?
>If the penalty was awarded, we could enjoy a Jos meltdown like last time
>If the penalty wasnt awarded, we could enjoy Ferrari fan tears

>Mana is doing a live talk event where she will talk about motorsport along with a current Racing Point engineer

God I hope this is the beginning of a comeback.
Sadly I don't think it will be livestreamed.

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At least two kilos of puff pastry. Baking mandatory.

vettel on the podium instead of the boring fin, desu

Water

That's it.

One of those vegan sausage roll things from Greggs™

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quadruple quarter pounder

At least 5 Freddos

Even better, check out Austria 2016, almost carbon copy.

>tfw user is never gonna eat

RIP.

checked

Soup

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Fucking ruthless

RIP that lad

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uma

go to the next kebab and ask the turk for a good restaurant in the area

Shitty get

boring

Austria 2016
>Hamilton on the outside rams Rosberg on the inside after going deep and damages his car
Austria 2019
>Verstappen on the inside rams Leclerc on the outside

praise kek, he works in mysterious ways. 50s later and you would have enjoyed a nice bowl of soup, but now he has decided it's your time to die.

just had bacon and scrambled eggs for dinner, not planning on eating anything else today. it was 700 kcal, so I should lose weight like this.

bastard

im not counting soup get, it was after
trips would override shitty dubs tho

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>Caterina's sister recording her wanking off Gasly (presumably) in the pool

Bloody hell.

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you also need to stop drinking if you want to lose weight

Only right biscuit of 4 kit kats.

Some toast

Well I tried.

>cucks Ocon out of getting sympathy
>cucks Gasly out of a career
>cucks Leclerc out of his first win
>cucks Renault by exposing their engines in favor of Honda
Why does Max hate the French so much?

He's so loved by everybody, it always makes me angry.

Redpill me about Gio.

renault engine is unironically good this year though

must have not been a strong F2 season with him and Gasly dominating

Renault literally has had the most retirements of all teams this season

drinking what? I only ever drink water, lots of it.

Im talking power wise

>vertical video

>renault engine is unironically good this year
not even halfway the season and hulk is already on his 5th engine out of maximum 3

Cheeky sausage roll it is then

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Haha yeah. Water. Me too kaveri

;)

Inverse sandwich

Bread in the middle, filling on the outside.
Your choice of filling.

What is it with Brits and putting bread as a filling?

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gonna try this later this week, curious if it's secretly quite good or as expected just shit

Cereal sandwich.

Cornflakes preferred.

I'm trying here.

cum

> Max was ahead
No

there we go!

enjoy your lunch, lad.

enjoy your devil's sandwich!

Is there any hope for f1.5 or is McLel going to run away with it (not that I mind, they deserve it)

Vettel was penalised because he went off track, came back onto the track at a lower speed than the speed Hamilton was going ("""dangerously""") and then forced Hamilton off the track.

amx stayed on the track when he made the move so it was fine.

It's similar to why Rosberg got benalised when he attempted to do the Hamilton squeeze whereas Lewis never got a penalty for it - Rosberg fucked up every time and went too deep into the corner before turning instead of making it a smooth motion that forced a side-by-side driver off

>Google 'cornflake sandwich'
>It's a bunch of Americans making grilled peanut butter & jelly sandwiches with a crumbled cornflake coating

Fucking christ America.

oh fuck ye finally
alright i need to buy bread back soon lads

renault should still be able to fight them.

racefans.net/2019/07/01/f1-investigating-technical-fault-after-kubica-is-voted-driver-of-the-day/

INCIDENTE

is it me or is hamilton a bit of a boring driver

like u see it at the end of the race
"oh wow hamilton won"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single hamilton win ?

but try verstappen...u can see the overtake
i remember a verstappen overtake.

ERA PENAL

>wypipo

who?

>forced Hamilton off the track.
Ahhh yes, Vettel forced Hamilton to take the line everyone always takes. What a horrible mistake from Vettel.

They didn't want ruin amx's drive by retroactively changing the result. Sucks for Ferrari, good for the show. Just wish this kind of sense was present in Canada

Silverstone 2008 and Spa 2008

jealousy breeds hate

Hey now that hurts.

streamable.com/ptpmv
>Williams
How the fuck does it slide so much?

do people really care? they are all lapped every race and it's not even comparable to minnows of yesterday like minardi, marussia or manor.

>Didn’t know Yea Forums was interested in the sport
racefans.net/2019/07/01/f1-investigating-technical-fault-after-kubica-is-voted-driver-of-the-day/#comment-4161093 are we?

IS THAT GLOCK

I have early onset dementia so I won't be able to remember Hungary come Silverstone.

>Hungary
Nah, it's the same for all of us.

lucky bastard

I meant austria

>Uhmn maybe gonna grab that tittie

silverstone '08 is unironically one of the best performances ever. hamilton was in a different class that day, he embarassed all other drivers

germany 2011, nuff said

No downforce

Brazil 07, now that was peak Hamilton *SIIIP*

>Hamilton is not a good driver
This meme has gone too far.

cheers

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He is good he is just not some GOAT because he's a car babby.

Ah I still remember how Jenson bullied Hamilton, Vettee and Alonso on at the same race on 2011.

I was just about say this felt like a very long time to get bread.
Hope you enjoyed it.

I have also always been a Button fan, from when I started watching properly, maybe 13 years ago. Everything you described in your post, how you feel about the possibility of him leaving, the tentativeness at the end of the 08 season up to when he went with brawn, when he won the campionship. I feel exactly the same and felt exactly the same.

I also remember when he got signed with McLaren alongside Hamilton, I was so SO pleased having a all British team, and then finding out that there would be an all German team in Mercedes, Schumacher and Rosberg (the old enemy :P), I was so excited for that season for the Anglo-German shoot out.

My favourite memory of him has to be Canada 2011, I remember watching the race, and it got to that point of the day where I was going to the pub with some mates because of all the rain delays. When we got to the pub the race was on and it had just restarted, everyone I was with had no interest in it and were chatting away.... but not me, I was absolutely glued to that screen, couldn't take my eyes off of it. then that final lap, Jenson closing on Sebastian, I think I was so close to the edge of my seat I was hovering. And then it happened Vettel made that mistake, that fateful, glorious mistake. It was absolutely beautiful. I jumped and shouted in this quiet country pub accidentally throwing my pint over the guy next to me, I was just ecstatic, overjoyed, thrilled. Truly a magical moment in my life

Its one of the few defining moments that I can remember watching F1. Its gonna stick with me forever.

Best post of the Grand Prix weekend? For me it has to be the Ukrainian saying he would shoot down another plane full of dutch, very witty, very funny.

France is the old enemy not Germany.

upvoted

quintessential reddit post

DELET

mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/mika-salolta-paljastus-f1-kulisseista-kimi-kavi-kuumana-vaati-rangaistusta-lewis-hamiltonille/7466074
In case you missed it
>Mika Salo asked around what went on in Hamilel penal hearing
>Gimi angry as fuck at Hamilton (maybe because Hamilel didn't get straight penal and Gimi was dragged there)
>Gimi demanding penal for Hamilton
>Hamilel said "dindu nuthin" and "I didn't know he was coming on fast lap"
>Then team radio was played where Bono warned Hamilel twice that Gimi is on a fast lap abd will catch him
Basically FIAMG gave Hamilel the lowest possible penal and didn't care about him lying to stewards.

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At this point I don't mind France, It's the Dutch I don't like.

>get hit with paperball
>turn around, do nothing

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Dutch are just worse Germans

I'm not surprised, not even in the slightest

HAM was forced to lift and brake, so he was impeded, idiot

eat an aquafresh toothpaste hotdog in celebration of Max's victory

>i drive

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Remember the Aussie who wanted to put Dutch fans into a container and drown them in the ocean?

Does he have the assburgers?

who's she?

no but sounds like another very good post

Gigi Hadid
idk, you tell me.

youtube.com/watch?v=VM0l8XcaiGA

So that’s why were going back to Zandvoort, isn’t it?

It was during 2016 or so. Only HAMROSVETfags remember.

it runs in the family
youtube.com/watch?v=oEs0BP0i1Ro

Why does Abiteboul pay this con artist 20 (30?) millions a year while he can't even beat a meme German and an old Finnish man?
I thought Jews were good with money.

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Did you guys like Lewis when he was at McLaren?

youtube.com/watch?v=_xnnvaQsDdc

hated him since I first heard of him

>2007-2008
Pure hatred
>2009-2013
Mild annoyance
>2014-present
Pure hatred

No.

>2007-2008
>2014-present
you seem to only have a problem when he's winning

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no. him and nando were gimi's main rivals after schumi so never liked them.

He's an Arab.

did sainz and hulk get ANY screen time at all?

2009-2013 the majority of my hatred was directed towards Jenson Button after the delusional brits from around the internet seriously claimed Button will be an easy 3 or 4 time championship because he was so dominate for half a season in a loophole exploiting car. Once Mclaren began to crumble I could start hating Hamilton again.

REAL HUMAN BEAN

IS THAT GLOCK

i believe sainz did, unsure on hulk.

Didn’t win that race

No but he won the WDC soooooo it counts as a win.

BAWWW DADDY FIA GIVE PENAL I HAD CLEARLY ROOM ENOUGH TO KEEP FOOT PLANTED BUT I WUZ SCARED!!!

whatever you say, Goblinho

bad posting ends here

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Why was Bernie at the grand prix? What's he plotting?

...

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An Assassination.

looking for niki

Safety Carrie deployed
Only high quality post are allowed :^)

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Ruth, I...

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why does he look like lazenby?

a new bernie for your collection, italy.

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Finland GP when?

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Business idea: remove the first two chicanes at Monza and make them reach the first Lesmo at 360+

>You see that guy? Yeah I killed him

Did Tilke design this?

No

>no retarded sharp hairpin
>only one 90° turn
>no esses
Is that enough of an answer?

It looks like a Tilke design.

Do you think Honda will enter with its own team in 2021 or will use RedBull as their "factory team"

No

2005 gimi best gimi

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Looks like a student's project

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He admitted AMX did all the setup because he didn't care about that nerd shits.

Yep, no meme hairpins that I can see

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Business idea: race at old Hockenheim but leave the trees where they are

There's your response.

It looks more like hungaryan ring with a longer straight

Didn't look that bad on the picture, I take back that point

when

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i doubt it.

they seem to be enjoying and working well together. i'm sure Red Bull would want to keep Honda money to ensure their long-term future in F1, and maybe Honda doesn't want to put all the additional resources needed to run its own team

It's a joint design. These are main designers:
KymiRing Oy, Arkkitehdit Sankari Oy, Destia Oyj, Test & Training International and Apex Circuit Design Ltd.
Translator's note: Oy means Ltd. and Oyj is public ltd.

Oh no, that’s from COTA

No satellite photos of the kymiring yet

Really hope this studentproject ia not finished yet

Needs a different pitlane, how about you enter directly after turn 13 and go under turn 16 AbuDhabi style?

Fuck me, I knew I know that turn.
Thought at first it was Shanghai though

Looks like it will be fine

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when

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iirc binland told us a few threads ago that Gimiring was just getting its asphalt laid the other day.

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Tilke wanted tobuild this abomination in Croatia

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Oh come on, this is not even trying anymore

It's done already, they're now building kerbs and pit buildings, the track is supposed to be ready in mid-august for MotoGP tests
t. Knower

This would be a FWL circuit?

Based RELENTLESSposter

I believe these are turns 14 and 15, they come from on top of the hill

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Fire up the Citreon's lmao

what do they need his hair for?

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voodoo

Based Fred, truly a dream theam on Alfa desu.

I think those are T8 and T9
that's from last year

F1 Finland GP in March, that would be kino

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why was team poo f1 better than team jew f1

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Sexy

Imagine being Stroll Sr. and you spend several millions because your son wanted a better seat than Willy but your team and your son end up being shit anyway

>After lifting the trophy, Tanabe was hugged on the podium by DTM boss and ex-F1 driver Gerhard Berger. Tanabe's first Honda F1 role was as Berger's engineer at McLaren back in 1990.

Literally storybook

c:

Vettee almost got into podium starting 9th and with a free stop.

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what cologne does /f1/ use?

versace eros lad.

guerlain vetiver

Which ever I get on my birthdays

It wasn't free at all. Ferrari messed up his first stop trying to cover Bottas then delayed his second stop to block AMX, both stops compromised him a lot.

Joop!

U.P. bundy

>almost

Couldn't pass overheating Merc driven by Number 2 Bottas on fresh soft tires.
Also failed to get the fastest lap on those tires.

>wearing perfume
you gay, son?

sweat and cock musk

>Honda wins a race in their first year with Red Bull on an engine circuit

t. reeks of sweat and booze

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Leave it up to burger to be the stinky

DANG RITE! G*SH DARN YUROPOOR SISSIES!!!!

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For me it is Cool Water

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narrow, inwash front wings again when?

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I want Warsteiner back in F1

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I once tried to use but the girls made fun of me when they found out and called me "Don Juan". Many years have passed since then and i still never use it because of that incident.

Are you NEET?

chanel mademoiselle

>proud that he smells like literal shit because he thinks it makes him manly
kek fragile masculinity

Febreeze

Because the Jewish race isn't finished that quickly

Hoping for OH NO NO in Britbongistan

God wills it.

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There must be something VERY wrong with your body if your shit smells like sweat or if your sweat smells like shit

Ruth's homemade tampons

WAGLAAAAAAD!

If I'm waglad why do I want to creampie wagmum so much?

Will silverstone be mwl?

You tell me.
tfw no qt scrutineering-fu

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BWL specifically

BIG psychological blow coming for weirdo lew

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The guy back there is defo taking a dump behind the car

Thats the only good mwl

Yes. RB and Ferrari were just barely faster than Merc on safemode in this race

>your body
I was talking about the American, m80.
>implying Americans don't smell like literal shit.

>implying Claire isn't on her knees trying to make it up to him for another month of late pay

Fuuuug I did not connected the dots like this.
You made me fucking sad

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unironically Ferrari RED

>DC looks like he has a lot of fun
>the guy in back nuts
What did they mean by this?

Hmm

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>>the guy in back nuts
Isn't that Brundle?

Apparently it is, the photo is from 1998

Do somebody has ruth webm from this weekend? Asking for a friend

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not before we get this masterpiece

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HAM
LEC
BOT

RISE

Unironically better than Paul Ricard

Apologize.

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BOT win and HAM DNF would be perfect bwcause it would make the crowd, Sky, Toto and HAM seethe

Imagine the seething if BOT rams HAM out of the race and proceeds to win

spoonful of cinnamon

Fuck that would be funny

/f1/ is the comfiest general on the chans. When mass VR is a thing we should create a virtual pub to watch embedded race on [redacted] together.
No girls and jannies allowed though.

#blessed pic, didn't (you)'d in the last thread

yea that's not happening because he'll get a penalty

It will be a racing incident.

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>Just read that Mercedes were lifting and coasting as much as 400m away from braking zones because of the heat and altitude at Austria
They're still going to dominate the rest of the season, aren't they?
I just want some competition.

Based

>It will be a racing incident.
You sure bout that?

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Thank you friend. I felt like an asshole using my own pic as the OP, but seeing as it was a group effort I went with it.

No shame in that if it's a good one

>Just read that Mercedes were lifting and coasting as much as 400m away from braking zones

>Mercedes implying that's any different from races they win

Dead men tell no tales.

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Hamilton will go god mode at Silverstone

Ok so that's clear
Big breaking zones were uphill
Lifting and costing meant that gravity pulled them backwards strongly
The only big uphill braking zone left in the calendar is USA iirc, chances of pic related 2.0 are high

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His mental state is perturbed from Gimi showing him middle finger, getting him penalised and yelling at him in stewards' room

ALFA had best improvement in qualy lap time from 2018 to 2019 in Austria

>kissing his mom like that
ugh

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I'm ready to bet all my shekels on HAM winning Silverstone.

No one can touch him there.

>No one can touch him there.
Except the TOUCHER of F1 :^)

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Where? I want tor read too

>Mercedes were lifting and coasting as much as 400m away from braking zones
>because of the heat and altitude
Crazy idea, but ... what if that "heat and altitude" is just an excuse for something different ... that might play into a certain narrative. Like, don't know, sandbagging, maybe?

Max Verstappen does the same thing as he did in Austria in the last 3 laps except he does it to Lewis instead of Lecute.

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>he does it to Lewis
Multi-race-ban incoming!

Oh fuck, he found me

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It's always just a matter of time

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BUSINESS IDEA
Chernobyl GP. Each driver has the freedom to decide the amount and thickness of the lead lining in their car so they have to choose between weight or protection

Brilliant!

Fuck that's a big one

I sat at 130R at Suzuka in 2016 and Rosberg would lift and coasting 25m earlier than any other car and he started doing it on the 2nd lap of the race. Meanwhile Verstappen was full throttle the entire race just to stay in front of Hamilton.

This is the shit you don’t see on TV, how easy it can be to pull out and hold a 5 second gap with the best car.

Did he turn into a prince?

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>Kubica said he had a “difficult race” at the Red Bull Ring. “The pace was not there,” said the Williams driver.

>“I gained a few positions on the opening lap, but then the handling was very bad my arm hurts a lot after each turn. I tried to defend but it was so difficult to keep the cars behind. I am lacking overall grip and in these conditions when it is hot, when there is a lot of overheating and the tyres are suffering a lot, I am just sliding even more.”

Fuck cripples

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WAHHH WAHHH MY POOR WITTLE ARM HURTS WAHHH

yeah it's bullshit
600m is not altitude, no other team gave a shit
they probably just turned down the engine because winning every race is actually counter-productive and makes everyone hate them

Why wasn't Gabbo lacking grip then? He was one lap less down and somehow managed to finish ahead of Magnussen

Let me fuck your mother then m8

shutup or I'll smack your bottom

>someone made a Dan Ticktum Red Bull Honda helmet for F1 2018/2019 and posted it online on June 10th

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post tummy

We'll find out soon lad
t. Mark Hughes

por que tanto odio hacia Kubica ?

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anyone got the webm from the moment that caused hamilton's penalty?

>It’s all shrouded in conflicting information at the moment. I will write about it when i feel i’ve uncovered the reality

For instance he's a fraud he lied to his sponsors that he can still performs at high level, and also lied to his devote fans that wanted to see him again after he crashed in rally.

Mind you he was stupid enough to keep rallying after have three accidents before the last one that crippled him.

Also he's entitled enough to believe that it's not because hes a crippled.

why this dude whines when he gets behind someone?

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DIE GANZE ZEIT HAB ICH GASAGT DASS WIR DIE UNTERHUNDED SIND!!!

>No girls allowed
because they are stupid right? girls are stupid hehe

Girls are a distraction, only vroom matters

bunch of underage fags

only underage fags care about w*men at this point in time

Only if we can have a wank between us. It's not gay if it's VR

Who gives a fuck? Find something better to do than look up quotes from him after every race weekend.

Yea Forums doesn't care
4channel however...

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read that sentence again i dare you

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The altitude may not be too unbelievable, check Mexico GP, Verstappen and Red Bull overall have dominate here.

Mexico is a bit higher..

you can't prove me wrong, woman-loving gayfag

Is it gay if one of us picks a girl character, RP's as a girl and everyone else bends over in VR to try and look up their skirt?

VERY

Reminder that Aquafresh army should be bullied out of /f1/ for cancerous fanboyism and NPC levels of bias. It also doesn't help that they all look like brainlets when they show them on TV during the GP. They also smell bad,smoke weed like degenerate hippies and listen to shitty music.

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palmer cut the chicken

WEEEEEE

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because he prefers that men are behind him

Only if your the one role playing the girl

Memes activated

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For me, it's John Player Special

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Based, the one true heir to the #Risen one

Reminder that Mika ends his sabbatical on Aug 23rd lads

We are all lucky to be alive and witness the #Risen one

Ignore my flag (pro tip: you can't), but yes.

OI M8 WHAT IF YOU COULD SHAG TATIANA IN THE F2 2019 DLC BUT ONE OF THE LADS FROM /f1/ WAS PLAYING AS HER FUCKIN MENTAL BRUV

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>F1 2019 SFM porn

Please let this happen.

anybody else was Simple Jack happy when red burr-u Honda won?

fuck, now we need Mclel and Renu to win a fucking race, wiliy's already 6 feet deep so couldn't care less about them

when does team merchandise's value become more than its purchase price? would it even start to increase at some point?

love how Charlie Brooker adopted the accent of a southern chav in this meme

>tfw miss the old Charlie

Too up his own arse and successful these days.
I preferred it when he was a miserable depressive I could relate to.

Talking about Charlies
I've clearly heard Brundle calling Leclerc "Charlie" quite a few times during the last GP, when I posted about it you English people told me he was saying Charle, what's the point of that?

> he thinks if your spray shit with perfume it will smell good.

Based and vroompilled

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yeah, best Charlie was when he was writing for PC Zone

WEEEEEEEEEEEE

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West McLaren Mercedes

The great fusion of our times

it's the same name basically

sip

>on course to set a new record
>flys off the mountain 20 yards from the finish

Fucking halfwheel riders

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Lads read / watch this for a laugh
nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=12245538
On the shitter at work and reading news stuff rather than working

...

Based and vroompilled
>also gimi

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I've already made the appropriate calls

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>still used the wrong version that doesn't have the pit lane on the side road at the 1 mile marker

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Silverstone 2008
Japan 2014
USA 2015

Why is he not glowy-blue, or graphite black?

A romantic story narrative to /f1/ lads.

>Daniel Ricciardo standings
2013: 14th
2014: 3rd
2015: 8th
2016: 3rd
2017: 5th
2018: 6th
2019 (so far): 10th
What went wrong?

WAGlad said we were his friends.
I don't need romance when I have friends.

tings

le unexposable man

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>Still top of Top Gear laptimes

The only standings that matter

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These two women block the way to your car. They are demanding a pre-race strategy debrief in the toilets.

What do you do?

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Good dammit Tatiana. I didn't realise how small the image was on my phone.

Tell me it wouldn't be kino.

Then again I'm still waiting for Sector3 to give me my Team GITI pit crew harem for Raceroom VR...any day now surely ...

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Yell dem "wher is da focking steering wheel"
Simple as

made myself a binland helmet in gt sport

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What's with McLaren Senna and catching on fire? Trying to be true to life and cause a crash?

>Nokia
>Fazer
>Finnair
Based.

If Ferrari can't make good road cars and good F1 cars at the same time, neither can McLaren. It started with McLaren making a road car for the first time since the 90s with their MP4-12C. It was a pretty awful car, really, so McLaren were second in the title fight that year. But as 12C production improved and McLaren started designing new cars, their F1 performance only got worse, culminating in 2015-17. Now, they're given up on quality control for their road cars in favor of improving their F1 performance. But if they want to win again they'll need to make actually awful cars or give up on them entirely.

not me

God I wish we have video, the crash would be espectacular to see.

brehs

I would "de-brief" them and lick their pusy if you know what I mean :)

I don't get it

He can't complain he got paid.

huh?

>"You really want to fuck me hard and rough, isn't it user?"

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The racing drivers in a reasonably priced car was one of the best parts of old Top Gear. The rest of the celebrity garbage was awful but having people who are good at driving cars was great. I really want TGT to introduce a "Racing Driver in a tragic landbarge" series. Imagine a 1974 Chrysler Imperial doing a one wheel peel off the line at the Eboladrome before the front bumper bounces off the tarmac under heavy braking as Vettee tries to hold on without sliding across the bench seat. It would be glorious.

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Kela
Too funny, man

Silverstone in 12

One entire race weekend of seething for /f1/
Coming right up

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Obviously shitting on Gasly is hot and Ricciardo is allegedly unexposable, but the fact is that at Red Bull there is always a golden child.

Ricci became the golden child when he found his way to 3 wins in 2014 (while Vettel SEETHED), and was quickly usurped by Verstappen at the 2016 Spanish GP.

wtf is rickyardo jewish?

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yes

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good g*d, look at that schnoz!

>be Baha
>never notice Retardo's nose in literal years because you've been too busy looking at his bum while drooling

[spoiler]I want to shag Claire as she asks me difficult questions[/spoiler]

thingken of shekel

>racists so low IQ that they think the joke needs to be explained

Not unexpected tbqh.

He looked like an English council estate lad back then. It's a shame he's larping as an American nowadays. Mid-life crisis?

Hey Japan, I need opinions and thoughts on "Maori and Japanese fusion" sports kit
shop.rugbyworldcup.com/collections/new-zealand
Only Japanese reference I can see is on the back of the blue training one

Other /f1/ weebs feel free to chime in on my sports ball teams kit. The biggest complaint is no heritage white collar from die hard fans for reference

I miss big tiddy gridgirls lads

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Why are there so many Swedish and Finnish drivers but not a single Norwegian in the history of F1

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same lad

will mclel do a podium this year?

Hard to believe this was almost a decade ago already.

Very likely.

fugg

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They have skiing

>9 years ago was 20 years ago
fuck

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Holy fuck there's a hellishly reasonably priced open-wheeler course/track day in 60s Formula Ford cars at the cucked half of GOAT-track Circuit Charade

classicracinggroup.com/nos-offres/school-driver-program/

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All you French anons should absolutely do that if they can afford it

Fucking A - that looks brilliant. Their vids from the track look good too. I daresay I've found next year's silly track activity.

>if any French, Belgo or Swiss-anons have a crack at this, report back!

LeClerc should have rammed Max instead of giving in

He's tires were 10 laps older, he couldn't do jack shit. Real villain is Ferrari strategy once again.

>he couldn't have rammed him with old tyres

>"user, do we have to watch F1 this weekend? can't we try for a baby instead?"

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Who are you and how did you get in my house?

ARIGATO HORNERU-SAN
ARIGATO VERUSTAPPU-SAN
ARIGATO RED BURRU RACERU

Bugger off. I already told you that I don't like incest.

His name is Leclerc.

This isn't F1 2019™ online play he probably expected Max to take the inside line like the previous lap and not miss the apex and cut into him. LEC knew that he could get better traction out of the corner from the outside and fight him again on the straight. (see lap 68)

There was no need for any contact anyway because the Red Bull was half a sec+ quicker per lap at that point. All Max had to do was be patient and make it clean.

You don't make babies that way we did it you moron.

what are your honest predictions for silverstone

BAKA GAIJIN GASURU-KUN

He's cute, but there's no way to get him pregnant. (Well, I guess you could try.)

MWL

I'm currently sponsored by Kela :)

The #Risen one
26 Points

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>gambina
>kela
kek

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>26 points
Ferrari's plan F will succeed this time, only 25 for hamilton

I don't mind, dear, but your boyfriend loves seeing Lewis winning, he probably would prefer to watch the race first...

>rating hamilel
O TWAIN

Men can't have kids.

Why do drivers complain about runoff but then also complain when sausage kerbs and anticuts are put in place to reduce the amount of offtrack incidents? Can't they just, you know, stay on the track?

Sorry lady but i'm saving my virginity for my wife

>your boyfriend loves seeing Lewis winning
So gays are Hamilton fans? Figures.

um sweaty...

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yo, who this is?

>Herou Darren, dis is Dom :DDDDDD
>Hellou Dom, this is Daren :V-))))

>Hello Spain, this isn't Yea Forums :((((

>Our Achilles heel was exposed, with both drivers struggling with overheating in these incredibly warm temperatures.
wtf merc bros ..
will we win another race this season :((

Did they?

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>yo, who this is?
LilyPopPlease
Happy fapping.

nice. thanks, cheez itz

as if you need to ask

Me on the right

NYT TULEE SPERMAA

>Ja, der finnischer anonymer Bote has die richtige idee. Wir Achilles Hacke waren ausgesetzt in Österreiches Großen Pris.
>For sure wir waren unterhunder for ze rest of zis Formel Ein season now.

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this is literally just a shortened reverse cota

>looks at leg
>get out

I really hope Toto would start doing podcasts or something. He has the voice

me on the left mirror

>Wilkkomen to ze UNTERHUNT
>I am ihre host, DER WOLFF

herr ebel herr Ebel ich habe meine Schussel verloren!

was fur ein Schussel?
MEIN FLEISCHGEWEHR

>meine Schussel
That word doesn't mean what you think it means. (Nothing bad or ambiguous though.)

I am trying to say key but I can't remember how it is spelt just that it sounds like that

Schlüssel

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ye that is what I said, schussel

He definitely is a bit of a Schussel, yes.

Schlüssel: key (or plural "keys").
Schüssel: bowl, dish, cup, basin.
Schussel: dork, scatterbrain (colloquial use).

hor auf

>gambina
>kela

Well meme'd/5

It's 2019
Where is our Sophia deepfake?

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>Lelnault paying this clown 30million

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Tfw /Goodwood/ week.

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this is an American website, speak American or go home

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Haista vittu neekeri :D

drep deg selv, tjukkas

Meh, could be worse.

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More like soulless, amirite?

>Aquell moment quan el intolerant dels Estats Units creu que parlar una llengua nativa britanica es parlar americà.

wut bruv?

tatti kha le

gimi

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gimi

get

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racefans.net/2019/07/02/lapped-gasly-needs-a-control-alt-delete-horner/
I think he just needs a reset. We know what he is capable of. I think we just somehow have got to go ‘Control-Alt-Delete’ in his head and start again

Ok, me either, but I could care less.

Whoa Japanon, that's just your racial beliefs regarding Korean people showing there

ReLeNtLeSs :DDDDDDD

@93900052
go get diebeetus from fairy bread

appalling effort

Okay they made it somewhat worse.

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Why are FE tracks superslow, supershort and supergay?

>To win here, a Red Bull car in Austria, to get Honda's first victory as well since 2006 in the style and manner that he did, it was the perfect day
t. Horneru-san

I believe they switched to hypergay for next season

>no bear pit

Lame.

hides how shit the cars are and braking zones = moar regenerative energy

I agree with Japan. Korea is rather bland.

Newey finally release the sandbags in home race to create some pottery

Literally the only reason there's something other than a 90-degree-corner in the whole circuit is that there's a stadium in the way that they then decided to direct the track through. Horrible.

Next sandbag release is in Suzuka

Korea was conquered by china

they look faster in narrow short tracks

Korea was literally always just a stepping stone (of strategic value) to both China and Japan in their wars against each other. That's why Korea hates both of them so much: They basically were the ugly fat nerdy kid that no one cares about that gets bullied by everyone.
Of course, which one gets more hate depends on whether you ask a North-Korean or a South-Korean.

Bussiness idea, we design a near city circuit for Formula mEme.

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Korea supplied comfort women for Japs

I have heard that they are very sensitive about the issue especially Goguryeo.

by heard I mean *read on total war general*

Lolllll wut

Should have sent few of those to our way too, japs being based ally and all

me too

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501

502

503

504

505 and I shan't be making a new thread unless you ask nicely

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508 :DDD

Please bake true American Bread

Nice boiler right there