/cric/

I could deck you with one punch surfcuck

>sebbo in 47 degree heat
imagine the smell

so true

Posted from my MacBook Air

haven't had a laptop in years. would never consider a tablet. AMA

Will Windies gift Sri Lanka a high score to give Gale a target which they will fail tor reach when he inevitably holes out for 23?

Based or Cringe??

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you'd like me if you met me. I'm very personable

want to reverse the webm but I don't have the nerd knowhow

Posted from my MacBook Pro

gotta keep it hygienic m8

you come across as a complete cunt in all honesty

surfcunt copping it

>that resolution
poor little windowscuck

Posted from my MacBook Pro

nah, just dont like retards like old mate calling out nerds when the cunt is probably full of fallibility himself.
He has my webm (semen) on his laptop, feelsgoodman.

how do I come off?

Posted from my MacBook Pro

no seriously though, you sound like a fucking tool

very well mate

Posted from my MacBook Pro

pretty based

Posted from iTunes

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take the piss mate

Posted from my MacBook Pro

probably cause you're larping and Im not and you dont like that feeling.

I'm on my phone ya dweeb

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>full of fallibility
oh nonono

do you know what larping means
seriously are you just some bitter old boomer who's stumbled onto this poomunity
you're not special for surfing in a nation of surfers

Posted from my MacBook Pro

no I'm thinking it's the words you're typing down posting making you seem like a total wankstain

cunt you cant even fix something a child could, fuck knows how you even learnt how to post.

if you don't own at least one of:
>a MacBook Pro;
>a OnePlus; or
>a Google Glass
you can't post in /cric/

surfers are fags btw shithead
skate or die

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oi surfbro recommend any american college romcoms?

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Might move my tv into the kitchen so I can post from my samsung smart fridge

surfcunt on the ropes here

based

grim time in the lunar cycle to be trimming your nails 2bh

Is a OnePlus 6T alright or is that too old

Im not here to make you feel good buddy.
Reckon you sound like the wankstain lad. also stop lying

it's easy to post on a sophisticated piece of hardware

Posted from my MacBook Pro

>dude wheres my car

A OnePlus laptop would be elite and muscular

might join a frat lads, which has the most sports scholarship chads in it?

I'm still on a 5. People still compliment me on it when they use it

not sure why you're here actually. seems to be along the lines of childish boasting and making everyone dislike you instantly, for whatever purpose that serves you

same with my 5T

Omega Chads of Massachusetts State

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Enjoying this gimmick

cronulla sharks

west indies, like surfie, on the ropes

I have none of these, but I dont surf or lie on the internet to impress strangers
can I stay

yes mate

cheers mate

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Any of you lads got a cheeky stream?

If I was a windies player I wouldn't have cared about winning the cricket either. I would be neck deep in British pussy

oi surfbro which beaches do you surf

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Asian gf:
nerd
or
based

based and landpilled

nerd

Posted from my MacBook Pro

skating's great for refining your cutties or even tweaking them. do that as well hahaha
they compliment each other or you havent figured that out? (snowboarding too bruz but I find the front foot pressure compared to more even when Im surfing weird to get my head around)
give up lad. thinking you feel emasculated every time I post

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yeah I have, on your knees lad

>Captura de ecrã 2018-01-1(...).png
hmm

Bet you have a weak stream you bald nonce

If already westernized, based
If fob, nerd

reversed the webm with no help from certain NERDs itt

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based nerd

Gonna decline the knighthood just wanna stream

>brazilian boomer surfing tradie windows gaming desktop cunt
what a specimen

Posted from my MacBook Pro

farts are rank tonight lads, missus is going ballistic, got sofa'd

>not going to the bathroom to pass wind

Subhumam

cheeky dutch oven on the cards mate?

Thinking laptop and surf faggot should both fuck off

you'd gag honestly.
smells like a dead animal

*flops penis on your left shoulder*
*whacks it over to your right*
*places urinal cake on your lapel*
open wide

Posted from my MacBook Pro

I only do my farts while sitting on the toilet and I have a shower after

Is it bad to dye my hair as a man? I don't mind going gracefully grey in my late 30s/40s but I'm not even 30 yet and still have a young face.

Link stream to be guaranteed Asian gf within two weeks

Already have one ;^)

fair.
oi laptopcunt and surfcunt fuck off back to wherever you blew in from
won't dying make the balding faster?

right now back to cricket discussion

Sent from my Galaxy Note 9 on the sofa

can't handle two

Brainlet review

I'm not really balding and I don't think it increases pattern hair loss, just can maybe damage your hair. Usually that's if you're going lighter tho.

sorted thanks mate

for me, it's making fun of reality cunt

BROWNED

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dont need another but ty

>wasting a review 15 overs in

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FUCK is that reality cuck with the surfbro horseshit

what's balding and sounds like a paki?

surfbro chilling on the beaches of Java

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Reckon reality cuck is the NZ judo boxer fuckwit, the laptop macbook pro fuckwit and the surf muay thai fuckwit.

surfbro post your abs

all me

Posted from my MacBook Pro

busy lad

>standard blues supporter

KEK

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worried I've got a spiderbite on my shoulder lads

Posted from my MacBook Pro

fucking KEK
tipping surfbro is also a poo shart fails cuckstomer

Posted from my MacBook Pro

just embrace the slow drift into death m8

Sent from my Galaxy Note 9 on the sofa

>DROPPED

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I've drunk enough that it could be a comfy way to go

>windies fielding

Posted from my MacBook Pro

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>/afl/ has weird rules
youtu.be/FCp28zzO6Pw
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Oh no no no no West Indies gonna lose the meme match too

oi surfcunt tell us the beaches you frequent or we'll know you're a larp

Posted from my MacBook Pro

>Lankan running
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

go got em fuck off

ffs don't spoil it for streamlets like me

Posted from my MacBook Pro

GONE

FUCK OFF

TWO IN TWO KEK

Yeah it's pretty poofy, best to just buzz that shit off.

Here comes the srilanka fix kek. Expect more run outs here and a collapse

>no ball wide
peak windies

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>Tendies keeping

>followed up by a boundary between the keepers legs

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Why is Holder so shit at ODIs

Posted from my MacBook Pro

too brainful, they're beneath him

He's shit everywhere

Sent from my iPad Pro with Apple Pencil

REMEMBER THE NAME

>DJ Playing "Who let the dogs out" on windies match

he was fantastic in that England test tour
don't see how a 6'8" all rounder god can be worse at the shorter formats

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>He's shit everywhere

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t. never watched a test match
he was unironically the best bowler of 2017 and 18. he averaged like 14 with the ball.

>hexagon field

WtF

>Zimbabwe vs Ireland delayed due to wet outfield

Why is Afghanistan in the world cup and not Zimbabwe?

Afghanistan won the qualifiers which occurred at a bad time for Zimbabwe iirc

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Rashit kunt

One of my favourite posts is "bit goin on here"

kino

>One of my favourite posts is "bit goin on here"

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SRI LANKA! SRI LANKA! SRI LANKA!

>he didn't flip "png"
OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Getting bullied by sebbo bros.

Surfloser already ran off. Shitspouter must have gotten under his skin

>OH NO NO NO
>*inhales*
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Bet365 stream has no commentary just sounds of the stadium. Weird at first but comfy as fuck now 20 overs in

At the game lads

What's the stadium food like?

Run onto the pitch lad

Not the pyjama cup game, oh no no no no

Lancashire vs Durham at Sedbergh

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Someone redpill me on surfbro.

Any pork faggots?

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>cunty cucket
yikes

absolutely fucking based

Hi Daniel

hate cooking lads. not worth the time

faggot is back home

Best part of 1500 people here

Aesthetic town

Aesthetic ground

All county games should be at outgrounds

where's your scorecard m8?

>Best part of 1500 people here

cricket is still a drawl b

Look a bit bored lad

can you bring your own beer?

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absolute kino ground
fuck off Daniel

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>ZIM 4/1 (4.3)

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Two wickets since I arrived, based

>americans
its really incredible that these braindead cunts can have a strong opinion on everything despite obviously having no knowledge about the subject. what in god's name is wrong with them

>Shitspouter
it was me mate

Posted from my MacBook Pro

>(You)ing your own post so the boys back you up
grim
might side with the yank to spite you

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a full strength Nathan Rimmington

haha meant to link the american's

for me, it's Hamilton Masakadza

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anyone else noticed all the games take place in England, even the games England aren't playing in?
seems like an unfair advantage imo

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Kek

how is she eating that ball?

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that’s a big apple

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>she

>officially licensed apples

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Ruby Ruby Ruby Rubaayy!

GONE

FUCK OFF

probably cost a tenner

Doya doya doya doyaaaaaaa

AaaAaAAaaaaaaaaaa

breaking news: ausissies are soimen pooftahs
back to the cricket

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All scientists are soimen. An Aussie tradie would have named it after his favourite coffee milk beverage

Oh no no no no

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whakawiri

LEL

does anyone unironically believe in evolution?

as a proud apple cuckstomer of course

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No, skydaddy made me

Wimbledon is going to kill any leftover interest the poms have in this world cup

Posted from my MacBook Pro

Yea I do

yep. based

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How's the cricket lads? Just woke up

Posted from my LG G6

Don't think the rules permit that

yo bangbro this meme applies to you too. both pak and banglas needed England to lose yesterday

Yeah but we need to beat you first, which is very unlikely

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Just beat Pakistan thanks.

looks like Terry Gilliam

just bat first lol. if you manage to put anything above 300, daddy dhoni will personally ensure that we won't chase it. in fact he might go a step ahead this time and coerce virat to just concede the match

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We will. While the pakis are jacking off to the 1992 parallel meme, they forgot about 20 year history repeating beating they're about to get. Sshh! Like the 1st time, they won't see it coming.

We'll do our best desu

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Where are all the Sri Lankan and West Indian posters?

probably avoiding the complete lack of cricket discussion and the absolutely dire gimmick of the day.

Tendies getting raped lads

Looks like the warm dry weather is bringing back the roads. Time to bring Munro back in. He is due after all.

Why is India playing 2 days apart?

BOWLED THE FUCK OUT

gone got em fuckk off

because the indians requested their opening match be moved back because of the IPL final

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Business idea: Agile fielders at slip

Hate that cunt

You'll miss him when he's gone

Warner's got another daughter lads
instagram.com/p/BzXnMSFJJQD/?igshid=1f50aa3r6fszi

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>no ball

test

it's an odi mate

>three daughters
can one man be any more cucked

cannot get enough of Greg's Kitchen lads, never thought youtube celeb faggotry would ever capture me

>Ivy Mae
>Indi Rae
>Isla Rose

what ugly little girls

would not molest/10

jfc how many more kids this guys gonna have

Trip on bitcho

u sound like a raging homo

glad u found something you enjoy tho mate

Will Fernando get 100?

Imagine winning the toss and electing to field

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED ooooooOOOOOooOOOOOOO FERNANDOOOOOoooOOOOooOOoOOOOO

windies couldn't post 200 if they tried

well they have surpassed 200 runs several times this tournament my mate

Collapse

>WI vs NZ

Tendies will chase this down easily

We have the same birthday

It seems like south Africans don't really care that much about not making the semis in the world cup. Surely they're more disappointed than in the times they choked. Or is it just that all the blacks care about is murdering and mutilating the white people so they don't have time for cricky?

holy shit, give this white knighting, virtue signalling polemic a fucking gander. So bloody transparent.
baka.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/to-the-guy-at-the-bar-who-can-t-tell-she-s-not-interested-20190628-p5227b.html

OH NO NO NO

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Based smoth

Is there anything he can't do

I was in r/cric some time ago and the lads were having some nice and cheering discussion regarding cricket
But when you come to Yea Forums incels are like
>kill yourself
>monkey
>Indian subhuman
No cricket discussion

hold on to the captaincy

imagine if he never got good at batting again but his leggies became warnie tier

*tosses you a banana*
chin up mate

uma delicia

sounds dumb mate

recognise body language cues and develop a moral compass

*bashes your ape head in*

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>drives an elite ute
>maxed out stats in charisma and speech
>lives the life on the Goldie
>happy asian gf
>full head of hair
>constant Bali holidays
>lives entirely on fish and chips, burgers and pizza
Greg is literally /ourguy/

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I can only bowl underarms haha

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That's fucking disgusting. Good thing his shit diet will kill him soon

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Based

how the fuck does he have that hair? fina?

I can;t get my head around that cricket stream subreddit
where are the actual links

that's an ugly woman

you do share and copy link to the post then replace the r in reddit with a c and it like loads the deleted parts of the comment
it's pretty nifty, i hope someone does something similar for the footy season

daddylive.live/channels/stream-7.php
Just search up the stream on daddy live

youtube.com/watch?v=gHsUaS9r5R8

you have to click the chirping bots user page and then look at his comments

go to the user page
user/ChirpingBot/

too much effort
that's the answer I was looking for

this deca37855ecde94b2c3162abf72ddc2f8c1fbe9f is the acestream for the guy Dizzysphinx don't know if it's still working

>Glenn McGrath asked 21-year old West Indian batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan, "What does Brian Lara's dick taste like?" The West Indian responded saying, "I don't know, ask your wife." This agitated McGrath whose wife was suffering from cancer at the time.
>McGrath then went onto say to Sarwan: "If you fucking mention my wife again, I’ll fucking rip your fucking throat out"
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong

Pretty standard reply from Sarwan, probably didn't even know or at least wasn't referring to McGrath's actual wife really.

both unironically.
mcgrath never said anything personal and was strictly cricket related but mcgrath's a cuck for not being able to handle banter in response

>go to page
>bookmark it
>never have to do anything ever again

questioning your work ethic tbqhf

McGrath for cheating on his wife repeatedly while she was in chemo

sebbo is super obese

If Sarwan knew his wife was dying from cancer, then him, really fucked up. If not, McGrath, childish banter which he should expected a brutal response to.

Glen literally suppress the desire to kill wildlife

how tall is malinga?

lol did he actually? Fucking hell

>the crumbling township of west indies cricket

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he's completely amoral

woops meant to post this

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those stink lines could be construed as a tad insensitive

feels bad man

what did he mean by this?

what a midge

I'm 5'5'' and find this very offensive

that the place smells

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the acestream i'm watching is ahead of my boss's sky sports stream, it's highly satisfying

are you a seamer?

Is it just me or is this match really fucking boring I really wanna watch afghanistan go ultrainstinct mode again

haha SNEED WOOOOOOOOOOOW HE SAID IT BROS HE SAID SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER AHAHAHAH
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED FEEEEEEEEEEED AND SEEEEEEED
CHUCKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKKKKKK AND SUCK WOOOOOOOOOAHOWOWOWOW AHAHAHAHAHA
SNENENENENENENENNED FEED PEED
HAHA SNEED POO AND PEED WOWOWOWOWO

whats a seamer?

bane?

like a seam bowler
i always think of pace bowlers as being giants

did the commentators just kick someone out for being edgy??

they almost always are

>two dropped in a over
why are lankans such miserable fielders?

i dont play cricket

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see

Durham's Brave Cameron Bancroft withstanding this onslaught with true grit here lads

Baste

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wish i was 5' 5''

a bowler who seams

hello, cricket?

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do you personally know rajibul?

that's the /cric/ meme

i also be's a fat cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=hQB90K73pqM

if you say so

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Was that Rihanna

Yeah took me a while to recognise her too

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Sneed's Feed n' Seed

game is over but no-one is watching anyway

Glad I got to see the only not complete shit Gayle innings this world cup. (and even then he was dropped a bunch of times)

What’s chabbin bla

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>fosters
grim

Bobby who many times you killing this shit.

It’s Amstel but they put it in a fosters glass

where post

not watcing and dont even have any idea what the score is

So the other night this girl from work was all holding my hand and nestling against me and shit in this bar so what do I do dear bros

neither
going to the gym then going to bed I reckon

hit her up on your preferred messenger app and ask her out

then destroy her pussy

avoid her and wait for it to blow over

have sex

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Rihanna?

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bad gyal ri ri

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Someone make a thread on Yea Forums with this in OP

don't think they'd give a shit

>Yea Forums
YIKES

lives in London, richest female musician on the planet. Makes sense

Is it cancerous? I don’t post there

assume by the get up that she's more of a tests gal

I don't go there ;)

zoomer central, and extremely adverse to truthies

anybody got some cool memes?

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The poor cunt. I would be so fucking bitter if I was a world class athlete and was cursed with 3 daughters.

Posted from my Macbook Pro.

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>kraigg isn't even playing
bet he's seething

Yeah

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Sounds grim. I think they rangebanned Australian IPs long time ago kek.

yeah 2014

;)

thats a nice meme seb

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state of the Macbook Pro, can't even crtl+F

s(he)?? has has a kind and warm face

it's cmd f mate

just because your mum told you that doesn't mean other people will fall for the same trick

not a "power user" then?

please tell me I'm not the only one who has a cheeky snigger every time I hear "pooran"

HOLY BASED BRAITHWAITE COMES OUT TO EYE OF THE TIGER

Top ten kino moments in cricket history

cmd+f thank you

she has an ugly face lad

youtube.com/watch?v=wDzhJ1zT8HM

*cough*

I already pointed out she's Asian my main man, no need to drive it home

for me it's ArchieLuxury, the greatest Queenslander
youtube.com/watch?v=dz0DZJmgUgc

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cringe zoomer shite

Somebody needs to buy some add space on Archies whiteboard to put up a /cric/ sign

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Give me a rundown

Imad my son..........

polish queenslander who got fired after his employer found his wristwatch youtube channel where he yells out incomprehensible shit in his underwear and has been unemployed for five years and living in absolute squalor while buying extremely expensive watches on his credit card

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I took a girl to the oval to watch India. She kept referring to the Indians as niggers. 'No, no, no,' I said, 'the niggers are the West Indians. These people are wogs.’ Then ‘no no no’ she said. ‘all crickets are niggers.’

What did he mean by this

are you an african african?

the STATE of these Macbook users!!! I CANNOT understand the complete inefficiency! You won't see me inadvertently making a redundant reply to a thread. If I were involved in this shambolic denouement I would absolutely "cmd+z" myself off the living realm.

No, Im a white african.

It's cmd+q or cmd+w :)

gottem

sounds like some quality youtube content for the 20 and under crowd

>white african
lol ain't no such thing man

yes mate u20s love swiss mechanical watches

based vandal kingdoms mate

cheeky 4am bangers and mash on the cards

My lads.

with onion gravy I hope

For me it’s Brian Lara Cricket 2005

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just regular gravy, an oversight a regret now.

In front of Rihanna
Yikes!!

P O O R A N

What a weird run out lel

based

ooo very sad! for Brathwaite

Do you white boys have this fruit in your country and if yes then what is it called?

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Lychee. It's pretty readily available canned, and is becoming pretty readily available fresh.

Never seen one in England

lychee
they are quite niche but you can quite widely get lychee juice in a can

Septic tank

used to get it for like ₹10/kg in Assam

I've had some, pretty bad stuff

Here's bitter lemon we unironically call mitha which means sweet lmao

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In my state it costs minium 100.
Dont you pakis call it Mosambi?

Yeah that too but it's mitha in Punjabi

Pooran just make Ur fekin 100 thank

Do you guys have avocados

Isn't that an American thing? I've never seen one

yes and they suck.

Malinga a beast
#cwc19 #SLvWI

Absolute goat(greatest of all time) fruit coming through

You eat it with salt so it doesn't dry your mouth completely.

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lychee, get them fresh when theyre in season

Winnable

It's like eating sand without salt, it makes your mouth so dry. It's fun to eat a fruit that's salty not sweet.

youtube.com/watch?v=ngUe-Nst8dI

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Don't people eat guava with salt too

I always found that gross

Discount code?

Worm looms

Guava is not sweet so adding it brings some taste to it.

lmao

Based West Wallopdies

Getting a little nervous here lads

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Why

I thought this game was irrelevant

Yeah but you can still eat guava without it. If you try to eat jamun without salt you'll spit it out. It literally gets softer with salt.

lychees
fresh or in tins

I had a few Sri Lankan friends when I was in Dubai. Good lads.

This is going to end like the West Indies/New Zealand match

no you fucking didn't sebbo you fat cunt you've never had a friend in your life

feeling a bit better now I've got some beers in me
is it bad if you use alcohol to feel normal? I've heard people say it's a crutch or an addiction but I feel pretty good

Surely Rihanna doesn't care about cricket lol

had this match on the radio in the background, have procured a stream to see POOran make his hundred

would fuck rihanna

she's from barbados and is school friends with kraigg brathwaite

She doesn't like every other Barbadian.
And don't call me Shirley.

Never got Rihannas appeal desu

Camon Sri Lanka score some facking wickets

this is a big no no, you've got to dress for the conditions! Natural fibres and always dress in layers

not if it's infrequent as in you're not getting smashed every day

I'm thinking the windies fall short by 22 runs

reckon big man brath got a nut in before she was famous

rekcon he was too busy practicing his forward defensive for women lad

wew lads

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not every day, just most days
but I can hold down a job so obviously it is all fine

I know, but how many Australian women do you know who care about cricket? And id say there would be a higher percentage of Australians who like cricket than Barbados people.

Not to mention Rihanna has probably lived in America for like 15 years

literally me

no issue with casual alcoholism I reckon, we've evolved to deal with it

Mum has been away from home for about a week and the house is a mess.

I know but our whole dignity is on line here today. We have never been out before making the knock outs since 1999 in a WC and at least better to finish 5th in this one.

WALLOP

>id say there would be a higher percentage of Australians who like cricket than Barbados people.
hmm dunno mate
maybe now but definitely not when she was young

clean up

lol have they played umbrella yet

stop showing rihanna, I don't really care

haha steady on mate

IT TOUCHED

*opens xvideos*

TIP TOP KEK
GONE, GET FUCKED WINDIES

lmao brainlet move

>east poondies

>projection

JUST

DUMB NIGGERS LOL

Most people in the west Indies born after the 80s would like soccer and basketball on god

Who was the brainlet who thought India is in the west?

only two words come to mind when you see something like that: stupid... well you know the second one

Well he wasn't wrong.

Person?

I grew up in Barbados and Cricket was easily the top sport until this decade

>pooranout

Taking a selfie while everyone applauds a 100... Fuck off Rihanna, go ask Fabian to smack you in the face.

thats right mate

Oh God not like this

Please I can't handle another narrow loss

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WALLOP

umm have sex sweetie xxx

Nigger

fat boomer is back to stem the flow of runs

This is now a chinkphone thread

Posted from Redmi Note 7 Pro

it's the gookphones for me lad

Posted from my LG G5

Oh no no no no

>Non white fielding

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

God I wish Rihanna would demolish my bollocks.

whattahead

Imagine Dhoni batting and Gulabdin bowling in this situation.

t. fag

I've never seen this word on this site before

lmao newfag detected

halooo nigger

Good match desu

>SL 312-1 v England 2015

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Why did Mathews stop bowling? Why isn't he captain?

JUST

FUGGGGGGGGGGGG :DDDDDD

>bowls after one and a half year
>gets the centurion out
HMMM

>out off a wide
oh nonononononononnonononono

NOT LIKE THIS

>pooran

oshane thomas looks like shrek

Just end it

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this guitarist is fucking shit

>HUMILIATED in front of their KWEEN

OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

>Shit Lankan fielding

thirimanne and sanga special

Fat boomer yorkers incoming

Hate Cricket
Posted from my iPhone 4

Let me clean this up first.

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>kiwi
yikes

It looks grim but it's still technically possible

>2 dots and a single of the first 3 balls

Is malingut retiring?

not before the india game

I was pretty close

not a pretty sight, but tasty stuff

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Definitely his last world cup

How much do India have to lose by in both remaining games for them to start shitting it on net run rate?

the first bite is with the eyes

is fernando speaking tamil?

that's a big cheeky meal

Not feeling good about tom. Bangbros always surprise us.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7197773/Bangladesh-doctor-says-moved-criticising-cricket-captain.html

lol what

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.

overly large mound of bland potato
poverty sausages
topped off with watery poo

i'll talk to her

Life is going nowhere lads. One day just melts into the next.