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Canada Day Edition

Free agency is now open.

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32 million dollars

go knights

Starting a hike up the tallest mountain in Manitoba tomorrow. Should take 3 minutes.

times like this i wish i lived in toronto so someone would fucking deliver me some greasy cheesy disgusting food rn

hawks are a threat again fags.

who's elimination day is it today?

>Baldy Mountain is the highest peak in Manitoba, Canada. It is located in the Duck Mountain Provincial Park, North of grandview. It is 832 m (2,730 ft) tall, making it the highest mountain in the 563 km (350 mi) long Manitoba Escarpment.

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I walk pretty fast.

isles gonna get panarin tomorrow

t. knower

apparently may offersheet somebody

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Marner is not joining the habs. He bleeds blue.

Vancouveriin :D

When Myers signs we riot

my nucks
my loins
simple as.

what a grim existence

Marner?

marner doesn't give a fuck about the leafs lad. but i don't think the habs are going after him

fuck i just woke up from a dream where i was watching youtube videos in 2009 or some shit and kept getting Tiesto album ads

somebody tell me what year it is

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if it's a reasonable contract i don't mind

>marner doesn't give a fuck about the leafs lad
really?
>willing to stop a puck with his face in the playoffs
>laughs it off in an interview and says "that's what dentists are for"
He's getting the C.

it wont be

may I have another coffee, please?

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>really?
yeah

JEFF CAVALIERE ATHLEAN X DOT COM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT DRINKING COFEE IS KILLING YOUR GAINS!

>he doesn't give a fuck about the leafs
ok champ

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It's the year 1985. Still plenty of (relatively) loyal white women everywhere, no brown horde being invited in due to (((political correctness))), and Lego is just beginning to be fucking awesome.

Could just about HEEM a finn right now tbqhwy lads

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Getti sen määritti

monday

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here's a compilation video his mummy made
youtube.com/watch?v=YoLBWfo_o2I&t=

*MAKES A POWER MOVE*

Nice try, Paul

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Literally a national holiday

I wonder who could be behind this post

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Canada Day more like Canada’s Gay lmao

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>CBJ offer sheets marner for $13.7m
>Marner turns it down and signs with Leafs for $10.75m

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RPH

real pookcific hours

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shall be wishing my canadian friends a happy and safe canada day. Please DO NOT drink and drive and slow down on the doobskis if you want to last all day and night haha xD

teds dont have the picks

can they even offer sheet anyone dratfpick wise?

POOK

i really hope marner leaves.

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ah fuck. that woulda been peak meme

Is Paul Marner like Michael Nylander on steroids (but without a career of his own)?

wait they actually can becaues they arent signing duchene i think

marner is my least favorite leaf right now

do you lads remember earlier in the season where melnyk and his cronies kept replying to people on twitter, under fake profiles, talking about how great the sens org is?
anyway, just remembered that lol

Looks like underpaid liberal university students are working overtime, for free, yet again.

hes brutal
living vicariously through his son, its actually kind of sad

hoc is a socialist general please do not use the word l*beral anywhere in the vicinity please

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Yikes, what a sad human bean

WE MYERS NOW AT A NOT SO TERRIBLE CONTRACT

Well at least he won't gamble his son's millions away like Jack Johnson's parents

>NOT SO TERRIBLE CONTRACT

5m? that's not bad, especially when you take into account the other bloated contracts

Aatu Räty desu

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6 milly bud

that's still okay. the fear was mostly in 7x7

>22 points
>$6m a year
what the actual fuck

Is that in Finland

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

>22 points
he had 31 last year and 36 the year before

Gays not welcome

still not good

look at all the stupid building designs, it has to be binland

were you expecting a discount from free agency or something?

it's not bad either. everyone acting like myers is some horrible defenseman when he's upgrade compared to anything the canucks have had in a while now

Based, /hoc/ is for 5/5s only
>Rags

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based pook poster

do you have a swedish gf?

Amen brother.
>rags

It's only 500k more than what the jest were paying him.

Free agents. So many free agents everywhere!

8.5 hours

Not right now, but I've had a couple

huomenta

huomenta

What stream are we going to watch this on? Sportsnet? TSN? NBC?

huomenta

suomi huomenta hyvaa

ive let dorion know he can sign me to a 1 year $10mill contract if he needs help reaching the salary floor

shannon

juts got this fresh tat. what do you think?

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>GAET2KY
nice tatty

based and cringe

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Multiple sources are telling me Audrey is a HUGE fan of the Canucks.

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looks fresh

thank you, I appreciate the nice comments

>larping as a canadian

*RYYS*

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youtube.com/watch?v=QFxJd6vSmm8
Teds are stan lee e-cup champions!

You got the number wrong, bulju is 98

based metsien kusipää

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I know what this is and I wont be clicking on it

whichever hockeydabeast has up desu

it's really not that bad desu

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T. hallway wolf man

never seen this
kind of gave me a spook just now desu

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@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Jesse Puljujarvi has been relegated to the Tim Horton's Timbits Hockey Canada Initiation Program. More details soon

nah it aint bad desu

Timbits are trash

just woke up

I had that tattood on my other arm

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lmao

Tim Horton's actually had decent doughnuts before the buyout in 2012 or somewhere around there

FUCKING LMAO

based

what are you going to if canada beats finland in 2020 iihf

your going to get beat up

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Gary faxed me the entire script for tomorrow. You guys are going to be floored by what will happen.

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to do*

quick to kitties tbqh

Lock out?

you're*

Whomst*

unless he cancels the nhl permanently i won't be floored

The Seattle team will be all trannys

We will dig our Mestis to found even more no-name roster to trash your NHLers.

5 out of 7 canadian franchises are relocating to the united states

I heard Gary will double the salary cap

knowing gary they will be sunbelt teams

Xheattle Dickgirls

Bulju Bongs :D

I don't get it

They literally have not changed

it'll be at least 6 mill.

Bulju goes to Calgary for Mike Smith

Night lads it’s 4:30am, shall be waking up tomorrow afternoon to check out the action

>shorks
>perds
>laffs

i either have a slight pec tear or really irritated by ribcage doing dips. At least i can watch other people destroy themselves by signing tyler myers to 8x7 or Panarin to 13x7

feels bad man.

why is kippers chimping out in hong kong

>irritated ribcage
that doesn't happen. you probably need to deload or take the week off

ribcage cartilage between sternum and ribs
im taking a week off and im not going to do weighted sets for a while

deloading is usually enough for me. if you think unironically think you have a pec tear i'd get that checked, if it gets worse you could need surgery

t. had a friend who had an upper pec tear

i dont think its a tear mainly because i can get relief through stretching my back and spine plus i've massaged my pec for like a week and its not sore

sticky ribs and sternum prob

how often do you deload, if it all

i deload into your mom every night mate

>kitties dont get panarin
>but they will get bulju instead for a bag of pucks
>turns into an mvp next season due to playing in a more relaxed hockey market and better development/line mates

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first time doing weighted dips i got hurt
mightve gotten too excited and gone too quickly without letting my body adjust to higher weights

hate logan couture's fucking face

reasonable

huomenta sweden

happy leaf day

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hes growing stronger

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goodnight lads, see ya in about 6 and a half hours
happy canada day

tjenis penis

Panarin not going anywhere. Jarmo folds and offers 8 x 12.5 .

you mean 13 x 8

THE ALIENS ARE INVADING

Its between 10million more in columbus vs the beaches of florida. In his situation id choose the latter tbqh

lay off the mouth wash sam

Mackinnon 6.3$
Panarin 13$

Justify this

stayed up too late and i'm gonna miss a few hours of the action tomorrow

Finland is the best hockey country. Period.
FEL/Mestis > NHL and we have the trophy to prove it.

just fell asleep

Is this the greatest saga in /hoc/ history?

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mac was a 50 point player for years, they had no faith he'd improve

Imagine avs not getting a solid 2C

your mickey mouse trophy proves nothing

i don't like how stacked the avs are, but their goaltending will shit the bed

hello
just enjoying my coffee from my mocca master and watching replays of the 93 stanley cup
Can you believe it's been over 25 years?

>his country cant even win the mickey mouse cup

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Our depth is so deep that there is even more depth after the deep

highly doubt any offersheets really come. GMs are to scared to do it

what if you're someone like the avs who have capspace and don't really need their 1st overalls anymore

No. Bulju saga started in 2015 and is still going.

what if bulju absolutely refuses to play next season?

red wings aren't going to do shit, sadly.
he will go to KHL and play for Jokerit/SKA/CSKA
Holland did it with Jiri Hudler in detroit

this
I mean you get to see shit like this while golfing after missing the post season again
youtube.com/watch?v=Cy2akN2bTX4

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I'm already laughing at who ever GM signs Panarin. HAHAHAHAHA!

>red wings aren't going to do shit, sadly.

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We can basically send some 3nd division players against toothless canadian tryhards from the nhl and you can still expect a decent, even game. The state of NHL is pretty laughable nowadays.

even the panthers?

liiga is fun to watch, but I miss jokerit.
I still don't have a favorite team tho.
Pelicans? Who knows

Just making a post to test out my new iPhone

>Drunk anime girl has an existential crisis in VRchat

I knew this guy was Finnish just from the title

youtube.com/watch?v=VahuChwc_O8

yeah. they don't even need breadman

Who /laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild/ here?

but they keep missing the playoffs

wtf

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imad is that you?

Coach Q and Bob might help

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As a Jokerit fan, me too. Had a season card from 2007 to 2013. It just isnt the same when you are playing against biased refs, unknown russian players and your team is owned by a russian oligarch. Last season I didnt watch a single game.

frankly, it's an over-glorified Russian team with a very unsustainable economic structure. I mean I watch them in this outdoor game and they get btfo by SKA in the worst looking jerseys I've ever seen. the KHL is a fucking meme at this point, and needs to truly be phased out in favor of the CHL and turned into a successor Soviet state league. China? Fuck off. the truth money lies in a major league across europe, but at the same time it means whatever team is best in Finland, Russia, Sweden, will become the best team continually for years to follow.

>tampas and calgarys goal diff
>still completely choke in the 1st round

thinking about farting

farting commenced

farting done

smells like semen in here

your mom's leaking

new york islanders first round draft pick semen holmström?

>kessel wanted to go to arizona
huh

just terrible

yeah, she really should clean up

I smell my semen. Did Sweden fart again?

you really need to throw away that sock that's laying in the corner of your room lad

Semen Backström :DDD

I semened on my stomach lads

let it dry and peel it off

What an absolutely terrible thread. Europeans are subhuman.

Then put it on bread

you guys are weird

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I think its time to put him down

storm's coming

Cigarette and black coffee, the thinking man's breakfast

Where are Hasb bros at? Im feeling rich bois

right here bro feeling like a million bucks

so...... /hoc/ crusade when????

Hasb > Laffs next season

Also the source of ulcerative colitis. Enjoy the thinking man's breakfast in moderation. It's good, but it turns your life into a living hell when you do it too much.

>pavs

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Dreamt about Taylor Swift again.

citation needed

Yashin 2.0 here we come!

Do I need to take a photo of me shitting blood to satisfy you?

it hurts. Not a regional shorks fan, but it fucking hurts. Kane and Karlsson before the polish prince Pavelski. WHY?!

tom delonge is fucking crazy

because he's like 35

If you're scoring at home, here is what #CBJ has lost assets wise.

Artemi Panarin (pending)
Sergei Bobrovsky
Matt Duchene
Ryan Dzingel
Adam McQuaid
Keith Kincaid
Vitaly Abramov
Jonathan Davidsson
Anthony Duclair
2019 First Rounder
2019 4th/7th
2020 2nd
2021 2nd

Taylor Swift made a post on social media supporting the Coyotes and I disliked it. After that I said to her face how garbage it was. Then I was talking to some random with a "Winnipeg to Phoenix" t-shirt on and I insulted him and walked away. Then I came back and apologized and he said it was ok because, I quote, "We feed off your energy".

twitter.com/sungarrioch/status/1145656368155766787?s=21

For me, it's building a team through free agency

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Lets go rangers

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Might as well add the lucic erikson and ladd contracts to that

grim

those contracts are bad, not terrible. you need to take into account cap inflation

meant for

Bluejackets will sign pominville Johansson and NyQuil

More like
>Toronto matches
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 13.7m to Toronto

SOMEONE OFFER SHEET PULJJ

What will happen if panarin doesn’t sign in jew York

Derek poosalot

He'll take a discout to play with his russian pals in Florida

Why? He’s getting offered to be the highest paid player ever

Panarin isn’t going to the panthers

2009

Lads I’ve had to take a shit for the past 30 minutes
Can you please pull over in a rest stop?

>imagine giving soilers more draft picks so they can ruin more lives

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Pulju is worth 1 (one) 5th round pick

>bobrovsky posted a video on his Instagram shaving
Hmmmmmm

>your team
>what you would offer this man

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The oilers can’t get shit If pulju gets like 1.2m

Nothing because he is a KHL player at best just like yakupov

$1million a year for 1 year

artem anisimov and a fourth

Everyone Edmonton drafts should never sign
Why did mcdavid sign again?

1 year at 1.05

I'm guessing he is willing to sign for a slightly above ELC, aslong as he gets to play in someplace else than the Oilers

So not much above 1 million annually desu, and two years maybe at max to see if he can unleash himself, having him in the AHL a bit to develop (his agent is insane if he thinks he can steamroll him to the NHL without another team thinking about developing him) and then getting to the NHL.

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>finnish goaltending

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Imagine playing for the Finnish finnlanders

twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1145677578973437952?s=19

I love it when you call me, senjorita

Kadri might get traded. The marner saga STILL goes on

Barrie for Kadri?

Toronto will get Spezza to replace Marner's production

>removing NTC just to be traded to snes

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Imagine
Being a Finn

It's the One year anniversary of Leafs fans thinking they won the Stanley Cup. Happy Anniversary, guys!

>Stay scared m8

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Hearing Messi to Rangers?

THIS JUST IN
BENIS HAS BEEN TRADED TO BAGINA

thinking it's coffee time lads

how many bongs and bings till free agency?

Why are American dykes so political

>Leafs bedsheets
>Naboo fighter

Yeah, the little robot had shit taste

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i just finished my coffee but might make another cup

degenerate

No stress. The important thing is that there is always at least one /hoc/-poster with a cup of coffee at all times.
If you do though, good on ya!

I know you are, but what is he?

Reminder it was 3-0

Who?

>one year anniversary
laffers think this every year

>52 years and counting

Toppest of keks

about 2 bongs 30 bings officially

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some dude at work was unironically saying this is their year because they hired new assistants and the old ones were trash. the delusion is real

Lads >my team isn't looking too good right now desu

>fucking hate ceci
>finally rid of him
>it's a fucking terrible trade
I don't know how to feel right now

i think >we got panarin...

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How many hours until it starts?

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>Edmonton signing Filppula and Granlund
what is their plan?

All the good stuff is already over because leaks

i'll miss val. dude was fun to have at least. maybe koivula can take over soon for him

Someone post that beautiful goal against the leafs. Where he Split the two d men

They are different kind of player though. Flip is crafty old man and Koivula dangler

Taylor Swift = Drama

What are some prospects?

twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1145690531596505089
okay what the fuck

>garbage goal scorer with physical edge who is getting there with the age
going to be another Lucic contract. Fuck GMs are retarded.

I know hes the captain but SHEESH thats way too much for lee. he should be getting 5 million not 9 . hayes broke the god damn market anyway

what the fuck thats twice the amount he SHOULD be getting paid

>Draisatl broke the market
>Matthews broke the market
>Hayes broke the market

WITH FINNS YOU _____

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>going to miss the first four hours of free agency because I'm picking up a cat
>never had a cat before and not sure I did the litter box right
Hope I don't get doxobladmoses :DD

WINNS

Screw it, they are below cap floor and looking to build their core. Bob was a great regular season goal tender but with the exception of this year was hot garbage in the playoffs despite playing in Torts shot blocking system.

what does >he have planned?

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I can only dream. Kadri has been post-season cancer over the past 3 years and he needs to GTFO. There are guys in the A like Brooks who deserve a call up and also plenty of free agents that can replace him at the 2/3 C

>eichel broke the market

I was upset that we were gonna lose two captains in two years but hahahahaha fuck that

yeah when i did my litter box wrong my cat shit in my bed

he's bringing gudy back

Eh, it can't get into my bedroom. But it could take a pooka rask right on my futon and that would not be fun.

it sucks but thats a bullet that I would gladly dodge. also lehner leaving and varlamov most likely his replacement. might as well get sorokin here asap

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>Aho offered 7.5 for 8 years
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CAROLINA?

I really hope montreal offersheets him 5 years x 10.5

Dundon trying to make up for the AAF losses

twitter.com/Aportzline/status/1145694273330958339
>The deal you’ve been waiting for … #CBJ have signed pending RFA G Joonas Korpisalo to a one-year contract. He’s still RFA when this deal is up. Look for Korpisalo and Elvis Merzlikins, also on a one-year deal, to battle for playing time as Bobrovsky’s replacement.

latvian news

based toronto still paying Kessel

have a plan to destroy finland and it starts with free agency today

>being named Elvis
yikes, dude's got no chance against Joooooonas

>goalish bintending

Donald Trump makes me wish I was American

Are Carolina going to actually start Reimer?

Imagine paying a 51-point-guy 9M AAV

twitter.com/TheFourthPeriod/status/1145694810524848128

Can't wait to see Elvis in real action next season tbqh. Hope he'll not turn into next Gudļevskis

Listening to the Ignition album.

WHAT ARE THE SNES DOING

what are latvians thoughts on Oleg Znarok?

aho about to get offer sheeted

Thinking about Latvia right now lads

imagine paying your forwards 25,750,000 and your defense 31,180,000

The Basedsprings - Basednition
1. Basedsion
2. We are onions
3. Kick him when he's onions
4. Take onions like a man
5. Get onions right
6. Dirty onions
7. Baseddermic
8. Onions it up
9. Onions hero
10. L.A.ONIONS.D
11. Nothing from onions-thing
12. Forever and a onions

>Spezza to sign with Laffs

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No worries fren, you guys are one PM behind our President

Harper = Bush
Trudeau = Obama

I guess since we currently have a senile clown who made his name being an idiot on television your next PM is gonna be Don Cherry

I'd listen to that.

Norm Macdonald for president

Fairly new to hockey. I bounced around a few teams last year. I’m from Atlanta, so that kinda lead me to this team. What should I know?

/watch?v=f0JWyZlX80o

NHL TEAMS WITHOUT CAPTAINS
>Detroit Red Wings
>New York Rangers
>Ottawa Senators
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Vancouver Canucks
>Vegas Golden Knights
Who are your picks, /hoc/?

Patty claps bombs and fucks moms

Add the Islels to that after today but it's probably going to be Josh Bailey

We don't like the Minnesota Wild too much but it's kind of a stupid rivalry, if I do say so myself.

Wheel, snipe, celly buddy. Pucks to the nets ferda. Tarps off for a tilly. And fuck Shoresy.

*Chews gum loudly*
>So uh, did ya hear, there's apparently a NORTH Korea now. I always thought those guys were just South Finland.

Fine coach, I guess, but didn't got Latvia anywhere, but won WC and Olympics with Russia, so here's that. We are getting better results with Hartley tho. Only grandads remember him as a player.

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true fuck
>Detroit Red Wings
>New York Rangers
>Ottawa Senators
>Toronto Maple Leafs
>Vancouver Canucks
>Vegas Golden Knights
>NY Islanders
>San Jose Shark
okay NOW you can reply

Scheifele is a bargain elite center and the first draft pick of the organization post expansion. We selected him 7th overall and it was perceived as a high pick. I think if you redid the draft now he'd go first. (Unless there's someone I'm missing who was picked after him?)
We call him Bambi lovingly because his first three seasons he fell a lot.

who's better, Rigabro: Rudolfs Balcers or Teddy Boogers?

If you like getting Blue Ballsd by slightly better than average teams that never win chips, welcome to Winnipeg!
We have it all here!
There's the city hill where people go to bury bodies!
The beautiful Red "Mud" River where people go to bury bodies!
Come check out our beautiful city hall that literally looks like it was built in Soviet Russia!
Yup, welcome to Winnipeg friend, I HOPE YOU LIKE DRINKING!

Imagine Aho playing in Hasb ;__;

Just bought Red Dead Redemption II lads

I got bored of it after 4 hours desu the slow gameplay and the like 10second wait timer to do anything is really boring

Oh fug... people really did stop talking about it hopefully I didn’t fuck up

>Detroit Red Wings
Larkin's a lock when they feel the time is right. Maybe this season, maybe next.
>New York Rangers
Staal
>Ottawa Senators
Not a player currently on their roster
>Toronto Maple Leafs
They'll fall for the meme and go with Matthews
>Vancouver Canucks
They'll go without one for another season or two, and then give it to Pettersson
>Vegas Golden Knights
Possibly Marchessault
>NY Islanders
Bailey probably, as the other guy said
>San Jose Shark
Burns or Karlsson. But I'll go with Burns, since he has been there longer.

Bob McKenzie
@TSNBobMcKenzie

It's official: EDM matches CAR's 1-year $2M offer sheet to Jesse Puljujarvi. "That retard belongs in Bakersfield," GM Ken Holland was quoted as saying.

Bailey is probably the captain anyway

I'm not from Riga, lol. I would put my money on Balcers, if he'll develop his game. If not for that EK trade he could be in teal by now :(

>>Detroit Red Wings
Larkin
>>New York Rangers
Zibanejad
>>Ottawa Senators
i have no idea
>>Toronto Maple Leafs
Matthews
>>Vancouver Canucks
Horvat
>>Vegas Golden Knights
Stone
>>NY Islanders
Bailey
>>San Jose Shark
Couture

EK is unironically ruining the Sharks and it is wonderful

>shorks
For me it's Cooch

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The Offspring unironically used the word "Niggers" on Ignition.

>mfw I remembered how happy I was when I just learned about the trade last september

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>Edmonton literally builds a Finnish line for Pulju with Filppula and Granlund
>Pulju goes to Europe
Someone stop this loose cannon!

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Probably not a bad choice. But less experienced than both EK and Burns, with less accolades too. Exactly how all of them are in the locker room is hard to know from the outside.

Ottawa is pretty much a lock for Boroshit or no captain again

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145705371287400450
OH FUCK

Bulju is just a shitty Olli Jokinen with no waffles

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based boro

>entertain trade
what the fuck carolina!??!?!?

We'll trade Laine straight up.

kek. Canes fans are going chernobyl soon.

For me, it's Pierre McGuire inside the glass

For Pierre, it's inside the ass.

One hour lads

So Donskoi to Colorado then?

Canada day? More like Canada’s gay

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Gonna go take my dog to the dog park. Let's hope no one left any meat with poison or razor blades in it.

someone fucking throw an offer sheet

Absolutely seething this morning

*takes a sheet in the pool*
ahh...

when the great one tells you to have a big mac...

Where is Bulju gonna go today lads?

>biggest story of the decade
>not a single mention of jesse puljujarvi

>vesey just got traded
oh crap >rags want panarin

on TSN free agent fagotry

straight to the AHL after getting traded or to Europe if nobody takes him, likely KHL

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145710917344276480
>Hearing that the Florida Panthers are the front-runners to land UFA D Anton Stralman today. Believe the contract being discussed is three years, $16.5 million total

Pls do something Jackie’s

>Aho playing with Kotkaniemi and one of Lehkonen or Armia
How is that a bad thing?

5.5 million for Mr. Glasslegs? Florida you are overpaying for everything. How much did you offer Bob/Panarin? The Teds offered 12 mil x 8 years already.

rumors say it's supposedly 7x 9.5-10 for bob rovsky

>Buffalo has a roster of 18 players and only $13M in cap after getting Vesey
Wow Buffashit is retarded lol

Nooo, not Florida. That's Finland's team

because they gave too much to skinner

>tfw have to clean up a party
>tfw just want to watch comfy free agency

@TSNBobMckenzie
“Bluejackets expected to sign Marcus Johansson to a 4 year $22million deal”

tampa didnt want to give him the third year apparently

Finland more like cringeland
Sweden more like somalia
Russia more like never moved on from the cold war
USA more like retarded kike puppets

Looks like Canada wins again

It's not but not going to happen ;__;

shut up ted

WHERE AR DE FUKIN TREDES GAAAAAARRRRRRRY

Not just Skinner. Also Okposo a couple years ago.

@TSNBobMckenzie
“Bluejackets also expected to sign Gustav NyQuist to a 6year $30m deal

>ennis to the snes
Is there anywhere that manlet won't play?

ted be quiet nobody wants to play for your shit city
i feel like every ex isle is getting overpaid and its helped the isles unironically.

Oh, hello hill billys. Nice center you have there, it would be a shame if he was relocated to quebec....

>Nyquist signs for anything under 7.5 mil/year
Ted please stop lying

>Gustav NyQuist
>NyQuist
Why did you capitalize it like that?

twitter.com/GeorgeRichards/status/1145714617932550146
cats pretty much out on breadman

>29 years old
>never had any season over 54 points

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145714887169073153
>Jordie Benn will sign for $2 M x two years with Vancouver today

People would rather play for the bluejackets than any Canadian team

I get that. From a swedish perspective, Florida just isn't a very interesting option. But he's got to do what he's got to do

give quick to carolina for picks tbqh lads

Just had a 60 points season user. Try again.

Redpill me on Donskoi

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>60 points
>between two teams

>ted

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fuck off ted i wanna keep him

Looking at the teams going forwards... Keeping Kapanen really makes my leafs the strong favorite for the cup next year. I think I agree with him as leaf fans are the best by any measure.

good

does this not count or something?

Tim Horton's

OH CANADA

>Between two teams
It's still 60 points user. I'll give you one last try.

Would you rather play for a Canadian team who can never win as long as Gary controls the script or an American team?

Tyler Enis? More like Tyler penis

>he actually believes this

i'd rather play for the canadian team than fucking ohio

I love how people still think that any offer sheets are coming today.

HOLY KEK FAGGOT DETECTED

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>thinks blowguyo will ever win
lul

Henrik Borgström is a djurgården fan. You could pretend that he's a swede and hop on the wagon

Statistically 1 in 1000 odds are still better than zero

>he doesn’t believe that Gary will meme them a cup

>3/5 are canadian teams
but i thoughted nowbuddy wanted to play for a cunadian team?????

brilliant pleijer but allergic to scoring points. the finnish janmark. atleast he is fun in penalty shootouts

He's fine, far from the worst fin you can get

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they wont get another playoff series win for a decade

ohio is at zero
>he thinks gary cares about snowbelt expansion teams
deam on ted

>tfw no one gives a shit like the teds like the >rags and blackcocks so gary won't even rig the draft for their rebuild

Radio link please

>2/5 are soilers
lad....

Reminder that since 1993(3rd nhl expansion) a Canadian team has not won a cup, while 2 expansion teams from 1993 ( lightning, ducks) have won a cup

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Exactly
>rags attendance declining
>team is dogshit
OY VEY DEY WUN DA LODDERY, MAZAL TOV

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>tfw jackets are winning the cup this year

>sunbelt teams
Thats what I'm saying faggot. Gary only cares about getting money from the inbreds.

youtube.com/watch?v=arJjFidLznI

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>gary see the rangers rival is being better
>RIG LOTTERY THEY CANT BE THE BETTER TEAM

Jackets will 100% win the cup next year
SAVE THIS POST

iltaa

the who? they still have a team? I thought they folded when they lost half their players.

tanev not a bad fit for the pongs

JUST SEND YOUR BEST PLAYERS TO TAMPA AND GET IT OVER WITH

youtube.com/watch?v=f0JWyZlX80o

sorry ted the only posts I save are ones with your dick in them :-)

Based

nah that ship has sailed, everyone knows tampa is a paper tiger and will get bullied out of the playoffs

No Columbus isn’t a Canadian team so they have money to afford players

Well, Djurgården is "my" team's biggest rival. So that ain't gonna happen tbf. But thank you for trying.

Lads it's raining and I'm super comfy

Did I read the ticker on your stream right? anton stralman is with the florida panthers now?

How the hell are the canucks almost spending the entire cap?

I have a feeling that Tanev would be great with Crosby.

pandaren to rags

well fuck

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I'm with you man. I really am. Growing up as a fan of soccer and hockey in the middle of fucking Ohio, it was really difficult for me to connect with a sports team. I started following the Sharks as much as I could, but then the Jackets came around and I was in heaven. I could finally watch hockey in my favorite little city. And yeah we sucked. And we sucked for a long time. And then we lost Nasher and it looked like we were going to suck forever. But then we brought in Jarmo and JD and Torts. We started getting some good players and playing well. We've made it to the point where we are a perennial playoff/bubble team. And I started to hope. I started to enjoy hockey and I saw Columbus become a hockey town beyond my wildest childhood imagination. But now we can't overpay anyone to stay here. We can't even interest an old fart like Pavelski to come play with an exciting squad. He'd rather fuck off to Dallas and be mediocre. I know it's reactionary but I'm sad. What the fuck are we supposed to do? How are we supposed to be competitive if no one stays or wants to come here?

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1145719978315964416
>Hearing Noel Acciari to FLA, three years at around $5M total.

Poolumbous is poorer than every single canadian team.

Panthers were going to die if something didn't change, they beefing up

twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1145720192464564224
>All signs are pointing toward the NYR landing Artemi Panarin.

Panarin to NYR

ISLES WEEB ON SUICIDE WATCH

so when we trading quick?

Acestream?

the tsn panel seems to think that he's leaving money on the table too

Absolutely giggling at the islanders rn

If this was an honest post, why would you want Pavelski to play with a very young core of players who's main asset are their speed?

laughing SO HARD at isleshits """""""fans"""""""" right now

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>rags

god damnit nothing good ever happens for us

>1994

Normally I would say "same", but it does seem like >we are getting bob rovsky (although at a slight overpayment)

>rags
still won't win the cup lmao

ah yes

the traditional rag's tradition of buying playoff spots

its because you're a creepy pedo who jacks it to children cartoons

>rags

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ahh yes the yearly tradition of the weeblanders getting cucked on july 1st

Why the fuck would Panarin go to the rangers? Do they even have a first line center?

Drafting one finnish bust is not how you rebuild, >rags

they have a really cool arena....

new

Players would rather play for a basement team with a young Finnish Bull and a Handsome Swedish Man than even consider setting foot Long Island. I guess it wasn't very convincing to have to play to two different empty buildings every night lmao

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5 minutes until suicide

Anecdotes are not evidence