>Quick user! Make the game-winning shot!
Quick user! Make the game-winning shot!
*passes the ball to chile*
*pump fakes*
*shoots with conficence from the perimeter*
*it goes in*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LETS GO LEBRON
>try to make a layup
>airball
>cry
UMA
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE THE DAMN LAYUP user
*slip*
DELICIA
*trades you to the pelicans*
>wide open
>*jab step*
>*pump fake*
>defender closes in
>shoot
>goes in
>ref calls travel
not a fan of basketball but always loved this image
*chuck a three*
*airball*
>GETS BALL
>RUNS TO CENTER COURT
>HOLDS BALL
>CHUCKS BALL
*travels while trying to take a layup*
*does a 360 spin around the defender*
*crosses up help*
*with .1 seconds left I put up my shot*
*it goes in*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSS
i shoot the ball and it goes in
*Passes it back*
I'll probably make it because it will be a wide open shot.
*holds the ball*
*clock runs down*
Sorry, L37ron. My bad.
>No problem, I got you
>ball hits me in the face
>buzzer sounds
>dive on the ball and signal T for time out
>poop visible in the back of my shorts
>argue with the ref
I GOT YOU LEBRON
LeBron is my hero, someone I really look up to. I think he is the quintessential man. If I were given the opportunity to help him in any single way, I’d do it without thinking, why? Did I not just say? He’s somebody every person should idolize. He’s an example of a true man, and a fine example of the American dream, coming up from nothing to becoming one of the most iconic person in sports history.
devilish
>crouch and shield face with my arms
>ball sails out of bounds
Lebron is a 70 IQ emotionally stunted steroid abusing nigger
*bricks*
Edgy
>being racist on Yea Forums
leave
>not immediately taking all the credit for yourself to make lebron look like a bitch
Its just the right thing to do
*Jab step*
*Jab steps some more*
*Fadeaway long 2*
Finally, Carmelo Anthony has a ring
and a great human being and father of 3 sons
You went too far this time, Skip.
kek
Cringed
>yo Bron, three man gets paid.
>cross my man out, stepback to receive pass, catch and shoot a jumper
>Bucket
Oh no!
He's passing grenades again!
audible kek
>someone chose to put their trust in me
>I’m responsible for something now
>30 years of failures come crashing down on me
Heh not today my nigga
FUCK DAT NiGGA, PASS iT BACK KiD!?!?!?!
*chucks*
*airballs*
*fall down and pretend to have an injury to save face*
cringe
>Heaves ball 2 feet to the left of the basket
>Hits small child in the stands
>pat my chest to acknowledge that it was my bad
Bullet pass right back into that choking faggot's dumb face.
kinos about seethers parroting false narratives?
music for this feel?
Sorry I can't, Im white