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Eternal Arsenal Thread
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>new regime promises they will do things differently
>pull the same nonsense as the previous regime
nice
it really does seem like arsenal is fading away into a mid table team, I think this season is going to be the nail in the coffin
Yes, it will. Signing Ozil to an extension last summer + losing the Europa League Final was what did it in.
>Will probably be worse next year with whatever dead weight is kept due to inability to sign more players
>Definitely will not beat United next year
>need to sign around 7 players and ship off nearly the same amount
>nothing happening - at all
>club crippled by Wenger’s signing and Shitzidi’s approval of the the retarded wage structure and also by Memery’s absolute shitshow of a final against one of the worst Chelsea teams in recent memory
>first pre season game on Saturday
the upcoming season is going to be a massive hard pass from me, lads
shut up youre still watching every game
what's wenger up to lads?
What are you going to do in the meantime? What will be enough for you to come back?
of course kek
see the post above, watching Arsenal is like watching a horrible accident, you know you shouldn’t look but you can’t avert your eyes.
god I hate Americans so much
Why do you guys do this to yourselves?
I stopped caring about this shit club and I'm enjoying life again after a long time.
Just let it go
Enjoying what about life?
@lequipe today: Arsenal are “not yet disposed to offer” the €30m that St Étienne are asking for William Saliba.
Did it the moment i saw Xhaka and Mustafi signed, la
Everything about it bro, no longer need to look forward to getting pissed of depressed after every weekend.
Wow who would have thought that a guy who dedicated years into making a fictional persona on a mongolian tapestry tips and tricks forum doesnt know how to enjoy life
>tfw still no signings
Good lad. Last hope died with mickyaryan for me
Happening
It's an addiction now lad, can't JUST quit
wut
>Yacine Brahimi
can >we getting this budget Mahrez guy?
Based imagine carefully constructing a gay online persona for ppl who dont care for you
signings?
Many of the potential signings were MUTTS.
Sky Sports understand #AFC are in talks with Barhimi over a free transfer. That said, personal terms yet to be agreed.
Will Everton overtake Arsenal this season?
West Ham were in talks with Brahimi last month according to reports. He demanded a 6m euros signing on fee and a three-year contract that is worth 14m euros which would keep him at the club till he is 32yo with very little (if any) sell-on value.
At least we're getting Tierney, r-right?
>32yo
how many years until arsenal becomes the new newcastle
twitter.com
>all these shitter still in club next season
You should start supporting Chadsea. Much more of a rewarding rollercoaster ride of autism, baffling decisions and trophies.
This year
Brehs...
smart lad but a little bit too late I'm afraid. he wasted his prime on a sinking ship
Everybody in the defence with the exception of AMN, Holding and Monreal looks depressed af
Do like the new kit a lot
Monreal OUT
We're a joke club lad
Lmao there is like 7 people there
holy kek im cringing lads
Obsessed
.@Dzdzfoot who are followed by a number of Algerian national team players *claim* Brahimi should complete his #AFC move after the ACON.
Chad Wenger is enjoying his time off
#AFC keen on Zaha but any move would depend on the player forcing #CPFC hand; Nabil Fekir has been offered to Arsenal & would cost £30m; club have held talks with Brahimi’s agent over a free transfer; 2 bids rejected for Tierney but deal could be done [via @johncrossmirror]
Depressing stuff, lads.
>millionaire
>head full of hair
>in good shape
it ain't fair bros
BREAKING: Arsenal have today bid £40million for Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, Sky Sports News understands
Should have bid £40m + 1
Absolute state of this club
The absolute max I’d ever pay for him. Anything more is just ridiculous.
I’ve had enough
this guy is righttoo bad costs are inflated to the max and now someone else is getting reinforcements wihle >we have to do with iwobi
ABSOLUTE STATE
Based. This is gonna convince him to hand in a transfer request and lower the price.
Would unironically be ok with Iwobi and Nelson on the wings.
>Liverpool have sold Dominic Solanke, Danny Ings, Danny Ward, Jordon Ibe, Kevin Stewart, Christian Benteke and Brad Smith for a combined £100m
How do they do it lads? Why the fuck can't we?
0 (zero) titles
and it's been 15 years since the last time >we won one and with the current state of affairs at least another 15 will pass if i am to be extremely optimist
I see you lot have heard the news
Zaha’s brother and agent to SSN: “Wilf will always hold #CPFC and their fans in the highest regard and all the support they've given means the world to him. It’s my brother’s dream though, to play for Arsenal.”
Higuain in the back next to the lads in the black shorts.
Next to Iker?
that's Mahrez m8
Zaha’s brother/agent to SSN: “Given all Wilf has given to Palace to help them remain a PL club, I hope they will be able to see their way to agreeing a deal with #AFC that allows him to realise his dream of playing European Football for the club he’s supported since childhood”
Why not?
Why is he offered at a cut rate?
Racism la
David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
As per @SkyKaveh Arsenal have submitted opening bid for Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha. No players offered yet as part of proposed deal. Will be rejected & is getting predictably ugly. As previously reported Zaha wants to join #AFC & Emery wants him but #CPFC want huge money
Zaha is the very embodiment of the modern Arsenal. An effeminate, black immigrant who has more style than substance, Zaha is a Londoner who cares more for the Ivory Coast than England. He's the quintessential Arsenal player and Arsenal fan, all wrapped into one human being. He's more than a transfer target, his arrival would represent pure nirvana for Arsenal.
Yeah, he's just Iwobi.
>David Ornstein
Now that's someone trustworthy. And 40 fucking mil? For Crystal Palace's best player? It's a fucking joke and is only going to piss Palace off. As expected from the frauds in management.
Enjoy it while it last lads
Zaha should be worth 30m at best, I hate it when tinpot clubs inflate the market like this.
i'm not fully convinced about him, seems like a glorified Iwobi to me
think they are trying to get zaha to force a move
Remember when Zaha blacked >moyes daughter?
he looks nothing like lil uzi vert, you could have at least posted a picture of lil durk
I'm sorry I chose the wrong mumblerapper with pink hair user.
he's quite handsome too
You can seethe all you want but it's time for you to face reality: Arsenal will not be REMUTTED and will continue to rely on the TURK system.
WE ADIDAS MONEY
oh wait
Given their budget of around £45m, no owner investment & targets for other positions also being pursued, Arsenal would need Crystal Palace to reduce the asking price and/or raise significant funds through sales, in addition to (normal) staggered payment structure #AFC #CPFC #Zah
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Saint Étienne President (William Saliba) “William is under contract with St Étienne until 2023. He likes it here and wants to play European football with the club. We are under no obligation to sell him to another club, nor are we in some urgent financial situation.”
ozil
I can't believe that Saliba is actually the club president.
pleb
Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford has signed a new £200,000-a-week contract.
Feels like the alleged £45m transfer budget we've leaked to the press is part of our bargaining strategy
has anyone else noticed how every time we go after a player, their president or owner or manager always makes statements like that (happened with Tierney too and just about every other player we've pursued) and yet every other club can just get transfers done with no bother?
do you have a twitter list just for arsenal stuff or do you let the arsenal accounts you follow mingle with all the other accounts?
no signings so far, amazing strategy
when you offer half the price for any player this tends to happen
I have a personal twitter account that i follow like two guys who post Arsenal news
>dude just give them 100 million dollars XD
Zaha is not worth anything over 40million. what the fuck are we doing
Offering 40 million.
We're going to get drawn into making it £60m with incentives.
Zaha isn't even a starter for Ivory Coast.
>talk shit for months
>Bitch out of every proposition from rants
>Eventually your kid son being so ashamed offers to fight in your place
>Do some dweeb training for a few weeks
>Get so absolutely blown the fuck out you throw in the towel in the second round
Is this the biggest bitch in london?
>still no signings
>Mustafi still in the squad
except it's wayyy too low for a top 6 premiership / europa finalist team . it's so low that it effectively tells teams 'we have no money to buy your players'
he's not stylish enough. arsenal has a list of approved hair cuts like the hitler youth
>350k/week for the most creative player in the world is too much
>40M for le black man from Crystal Palace FC who runs kind of fast is not enough
The MUTT agenda will do weird things to your brain.
Dominic Fifield: #CPFC made it clear they value Zaha near the £100m mark. #AFC value the player around £40m. The prospect of a messy divorce looms large especially if Zaha decided to agitate for a move.
You did go and get your home shirt right /arse/?
Remember when people thought the banter era ended?
We need to get out of this right now.
I don't give a fuck about signings, I want some sellings.
>it's a City tripfag talks about Arsenal episode
not liking this
>it's 90% of the thread are shitposters episode
not liking this either
What did he mean by this?
It means he's going to watch anime.
I bet he watches Boruto or some awful shit like that.
he means like the sands of time these are the days of our lives
Watching Zaha videos, help me
Zaha’s brother “Palace have told me that if an opportunity presented itself again for him to join a club who play European football regularly they would not stop him from getting back up to that level cos they know there is a limit to whether he can fulfil all of his ambitions“
Zaha’s brother “They (Palace) said if an opportunity like this presented itself they would not stand in his way. We are hoping they still feel that way and they can come to agreement with Arsenal quickly, for the benefit of Wilfried's future.’
Yikes
it's only a zaha of tierney
is zaha really the best our scouting department can come up with?
Jenkinson is wanted by Palace. £5m fee
Nice, we can bundle him in with our next 40m bid.
Brahimi just got confirmed, watch your space.
Why are the Arsenal scouts pretending Ziyech doesn't exist?
Yahoo Sports FR: A Spanish club has shown interest in Lacazette. #AFC will meet with his representatives tomorrow.
Wilfried Zaha very reluctant to talk about the bid from Arsenal after tonight’s game: “I don’t know we’ll see in the future. I have no comment on it the only thing that’s on my mind now is trying to win this cup. I’m fixated on is how far we go in the tournament.” #AFCON2019
Haha, remember when Arse had one of the worlds supposedly best scouts (Mislintat) and got rid of him after a year?
Throw in Chambers for another £5m and we're halfway there.
>Pires: "We need some fresh players or maybe more English players."
The scouting system is bizarre at Arsenal. Karbassiyoon did an AMA a few years ago and I basically got the impression that Arsenal's scouts aren't really revealing unknown talents but simply recommending/following known quantities.
I remember reading that the last relatively unknown player recommended by multiple scouts - with heavy recommendations at that - to Arsenal was Son and Wenger wasn't interested.
Where's Asano?
Zaha's would be a good buy, but im sure we can get someone equivalent or better for 50m which palace won't accept for Zaha. Why are we so incompetent? How does this club miss the obvious so much?
Gazidis and Raul fucked Arsenal long term
Even if we relied on loan signings and the supposed 45m budget this summer there is still chance to get decent players on the cheap, instead Arsenal chase league un 18 year olds for 30m euros and 100m Zaha
Nonsense
>#AFC value the player around £40m
this is actually more realistic than the 100m unironically
>need an entire new defence
>bid your whole transfer budget for fucking zaha
Classic
The only reason why the media was pushing the meme that our defense was bad was that there were several MUTTS throughout the last few seasons that were seen as potential candidates to be transferred into the team and become the vanguards of a MUTT RENAISSANCE within Arsenal, kind of like how the American media pretended that they were really appreciative of John McCain's military record because it gave them a reason to talk shit about DRUMPF
Please don't fall for such low-tier MUTT tactics and support the TURK system
his knees are about to explode
banter club
she so cute
Adidas fucking OUT twitter.com
Fucking BASED
based
oh boy
>zaha literally signed a 5 year deal last year
why you dumb cunt, this would have been so much easier if you weren't so stupid
Nobody gives a shit about Zaha, they're just trying to raise his price so that some MUTT team will waste 100M on him.
Zaha replacing iwobi would be huge but I would be more impressed if we could offload mustafi/ozil
Leno
Bellerin Sokratis Kosc Tierney
Torreira Xhaka
Ozil
Auba Laca Zaha
Thoughts?
better than poonited at least
The central midfield is still shit and totally reliant on whether Ozil decides to wake up and play on that given day.
I thought Kosc left
Unknown as of yet, still at the club for now but may move on.
I’d take Holding over Kosc now anyway.
>Iwobi is in line for a bumper new 5 year deal as a reward for his progress last season, increasing his wages to £150,000 a week to ward off interest from Atletico Madrid
Based
I dont get the retard fans who dont want arsenal to cash in on either laca or auba
>Ramsey gets 6 goals and 7 assists in 1708 minutes
>"Can't give him 220k a week to bring him in line with the clubs top earners, it'd break the wage structure, let a big European club sign him"
>Iwobi gets 6 goals and 8 assists in 2678 minutes
>"Break the wage structure and give him 150k a week to bring him in line with the club's top earners, we can't let a big European club sign him"
It's like Gazidis infected the all the backroom staff with stupid before he left.
Why would we want Zaha, that guy has been absolute wank at all the other clubs he has been?
>Best player at CP
Who cares lol, Arsenal either need new defenders or a marquee singing like Griezmann, one that would get people excited, what excitement does Zaha bring? Rather give me two CB and El Neny replacement.
>mfw laca or auba is sold and replaced with that lad from hull
>daily reminder that Iwobi will be world class
>Why the fuck can't we?
They're selling players, >we're waiting their contracts out.
>Danny Ings
ynr "Signings, not sign Ings!"
>Crystal Palace have been left incensed by Arsenal's approach to sign Ivory Coast winger Wilfried Zaha.
>The Gunners have offered £40m, which will not even be considered.
>Palace value Zaha at around £80m and are furious with Arsenal for what they believe to be a ham-fisted attempt to destabilise the Ivorian and secure a cut-price deal.
>Palace believe Arsenal's method in this case is outdated and naive.
>They have no intention of lowering their valuation and are confident that Zaha's relationship with the club is long-standing and strong enough to ensure he resumes his duties without a problem if a move does not come to fruition.
I would go
Auba
Zaha-Ozil-Laca
-Toreira-Guenzizou-
Tierney-Holding-Sokratis-Bellerin
>Spurs made a signing before us
good job Wenger
Manchester United have moved ahead of Manchester City in the pursuit of Harry Maguire after upping their bid to £70m for the Leicester City defender, Sky Sports News understands.
JUST
Joke of a football club
"At least we tried" will be the narrative
the biggest joke in football
Based
We're probably a bottom half of the table club in terms of our wing options. The lack of quality out wide severely limits the output of our other attackers, especially given the way Emery likes to set the team up. We went through long stretches of last season relying on crosses from Kolasinac as our primary attacking outlet. It got predictable as fuck and we ended up getting dominated and neutered by a bunch of shit teams. We can't rely on Ramsey to drag us over the line this season - if we don't have proper wingers come the beginning of the season we'll struggle to even make Top 6.
Lacazette's representatives will discuss the interest of a La Liga club in their client with #AFC in a meeting today. The player's camp will try to understand whether or not Arsenal are open to sell him
Fuck you Instagram.
Ndombele to Tottenham, done deal and confirmed.
wtf am I reading, if Pathetico want him fucking sell him asap
L'Equipe: Laurent Koscielny is pushing #AFC to release him this summer and let him leave for free. He already told Bordeaux about his interest in their project after months of negotiations.
>Sell Laca, abu.
>spend all the money on defence, wings
>buy Based Bendtner for next to nothing
>play 4-5-1 with focus on feeding the Lord.
Ofc you need big balls to make a move like that.
He's literally the future of Arsenal
>constantly posting about Stefania
>IG recommendation full of skellies
I don’t get it. Why the turmoil?
There’s promising stuff
youtube.com
>KronkeOut but lemme buy the new kit first
twitter.com
c-cool i guess?
Literally who?
Can't >we just value imobi at 120m, do a straight swap and call it even?
a s-signing???
Better than Zaha
>There’s promising stuff
Who was the last good hue player we had if there was any ?
gilberto silva?
What a good looking lad.
would say eduardo but he was a croat
hello where are the signings who aren't teenage prospects we'll never hear from again
>Ndombele for 65m
Any chance that it'll be a flop?
no
looks like a hard working version of Pogba, >we're bout to get dabbed on
Where in North London are you lads from
HP23
Just remembered Danny Welbeck isn’t an Arsenal player anymore. Maybe things aren’t that bad after all.
100%
Mate
Wenger is gone
Gazidis is gone
Welbeck is gone
We haven't signed any shit players (yet)
We are blessed
mustafi is on
xhaka is on
elneny is on
ozil is on
iwobi is on
there are no replacements for the fullbacks
there are no replacements for the strikers
i think 9th place is where >we'll finish
>Spurs now have a higher net spend than Arsenal
>Spurs have £120m more total spend
It could go up another £20m too.
What a change of events. Spurs can't even use the Net Spend meme now.
Imagine drinking Silent Stan's cool aid and thinking Wenger and Gazidis was the problem and not the lack of any financial investment by Stan.
Friendly reminder that Asano Takuma-kun will be back at Arsenal this season. His contract will end next year though. Like a new signing.
That's okay, as long as the shitters leave and we crash out of all comps by november it's good. Arsenal will always be bought by a billionaire.
Imagine being an AKB and a Gazidis apologist in 2019
eh, Silent Stan only brought the club last year, the fault lies with wenger and gazidis, they had plenty of time to do something
AKBs OUT
Wrong, actually. Stan veto'd any investment attempts by Gazidis under the guise of 'playing within the rules of FFP' (google it if you don't believe me) and from 2008-17 there wasn't a SINGLE owner invested penny put into the club.
Not at all, just that Wenger and co are used as scapegoats by Stan and you fucks STILL fall for it even after a decade. I know no actual Arsenal fans are in these threads but come on.
the swiss guy? he must be ancient
miss you, lads
i-it's all going to be ok r-right lads...
Wenger and Gazidis were as much of a problem as Stan. If it weren’t for those god awful Wenger signings and their approval of contracts that everyone laughs at the club would be in a much better position now.
No it's not going to be okay.
>tfw no more senko-san to ease the pain
Yeah, we have Martinelli now.
WHY IS HE STILL HERE
Literally the only way out of this mess we have is if he turns out to be a secret GOAT.
>last of the British core
Why is he still here? Just to suffer? Every night, he can feel his shirt… and his badge … even his posters. The game time he’s lost… the comrades he’s lost… won’t stop leaving… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?
Don't like how the Arsenal social media is acting like this teenage kid is a big signing, when we signed teenagers back in the day, it was just one tweet and that was it
joke club
who/USA/here
immigrant scum
soon
can't stand that ugly mug, holy shit if he at least was half decent
USA USA!!!
Hope AFCAMDEN dies soon
over 6ft as well
USA USA USA!!
you now remember the Bielik announcement
no fucking way that was a pen, wtf
YES
Fuck off diver
>it's a "jamaican has one of his episodes again" episode
yikers
memes aside, he should be hospitalized, he probably doesnt even know who he is
Good slag bowl lads
what does that have to do with your pathetic existence?
Celtic Manager Lennon (Tierney) “As I said last week, the first offer (from Arsenal) wasn’t what we’d look for and I don’t think we’ve had another one yet. It’s as you were. Will it rumble on? Probably.” #Arsenal
Neil Lennon (Tierney to Arsenal) ”These things take their course whether it happens or not. We have a price for our player. He’s on an long-term contract and we won’t sell him for anything less than we feel is the right price. It can be unsettling but he’s been okay”
I'm very happy with my life lad, only issues I have is getting anxious while driving to different places and Arsenal being shit, otherwise I'm very happy :3
Scottish Sun say Celtic are embracing themselves for an offer from Napoli in the next 48 hours that is expected to ‘blow Arsenal bid out of the waters’.
BREAKING!
Newcastle have this evening agreed a £30m fee with Leicester for the sale of Ayoze Perez, according to Sky sources.
The player needs to have a medical and agree personal terms.
Di Marzio: If Mario Rui leaves Napoli, Napoli continue to monitor (left backs) both Kieran Tierney of Celtic and Atalanta’s Castagne".
@lequipe Arsenal have made contacts for Nabil Fékir.
If it's true he's available for cheap we might as well.
Fekir is Lacazette's best buddy
Malcom is open to joining Arsenal on loan with an obligation to buy next season but Barca want to sell him permanently.
Every time spurs spend big the player flops.
Can’t the turks hurry up and buy him?
What would Arse even value him at?
>9th
Delusional. Will be 6th at worst
Don't respond to MUTT apologists.
happening?
no
Just got home from not wifi for 2 weeks, who we signed lads?