/hoc/ Wild Fan Club edition

I’ll sign her face with my Minnesota semen

reeeeeeeee i wish, we could rebuild if our owner wasn't a fucking moron
pulju*

do you think the hot semen would melt her botox?

Bob

Bit old for you eh

God I hope so

>all this mild samefsgging by false flaggers
Still no fans I see

>fucking 7[seven] mil for a 35yo
holy fuck

The absolute STATE of hockey LMAOOOO

for me? it's hentaicafe

>texass
how much will perry get from them?

For me? It’s lolicafe. Wild fan btw

i like the wild

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if she goes outside in the heat she'll melt

>this absolute obsession with minnesota
dude needs to get help

How much did you get paid to say that?

Perfect body type

wait you can get paid to be a fan?
how? from whom? i need money, seattle is too expensive.

Perfect for a wild fan: she looks 12

>ywnb a gorgeous girl who gets paid to exist and look pretty

Sure you can. The mild do it for everyone that publicly supports them but secretly roots for Dallas.

what kind of 12 year olds are you hanging around?

ACTUAL HOCKEY TALK NO MEMES

What team is making the smartest moves this trade season?

For me, it might be Carolina.

source/contact? i'll do it.

I don’t, I’m not a pedosota mild fan

lolirado for sure, helped by mack's contract big time.

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how do you know what 12yos look like? i don't think i've seen someone under college age since i was in hs

So we’re all in agreement that the NHL will fold before the mild get a cup, right?

>get panarin
>but lose lee and lehner
>but get varly who is in contract with sorokin
I feel so conflicted....

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>ragging on your own team
go back to canada and stay there you fat fuck

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Don't they also have a fuckton of cap space left as well?

How many years until the Wild will be able to contend?

The rags are unironically winning

>2028
>9.5 years from now
will you still be on /hoc/? will four channel even exist then?

Why is the nhl gonna collapse in 2028?

yep, need to sign some guys but they'll have a good chunk left over for panarin or whoever else.
see

no idea, but we only have until then

Every move the awild make reeks of desperation. Im very interested to see what type of NTC/NMC Zuccarello gets

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For me, it's Flyers because of this guy, not for the shit team/franchise

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Why?

we /antifa hoc/ now

Anybody watch 90 day fiance

Why don’t the wild get a new coach?

Gonna finish this edible mang when I wake up Bulju gonna finna be on >my team

Apecongo Blackocks fan here. I haven't seen much of Maatta and de Haan because they are cross conference.

Gimme a quick rundown

From what I know
Maata
>very average
>poor point totals
>okay at defending
>fairly athletic

de Haan
>decent both ways
>huge contract though

>nobody mentions them
>mild and blackcock fans out of the woodworks

wild win in 2028 because parise/suter are done 2025 and they'll actually be able to do something

Na fuck off

Is Trouba really that talented?

Melt my heart for sure.

>blackcock fans
>chiraq
>"""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""
what

Wild?

:( It's not my fault I'm from here dammit

you might wanna get that checked out

At least we aren’t /mlb/ or /nfl/ where chiraq faggots infest those places

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Do black people in chimpcongo even know what hockey is? What fans could the niggercocks possibly have?

Ask the tripfags infecting every other general

Will Bulju ever make it? I haven't seen much of him but what I have seen wasn't that impressive, is he going to be a KHLer 4 life?

How did he become such a meme anyway? I can't remember what started it

they only show up as tripniggers in the game threads
chiredit is not even a meme

There really isn't that many black people.

Our problem is Peurto Ricans, Mexicans, Russians, Polllacks, Lithuanians, and Ukrainians. Latinos can be bad but Eastern Europeans are fucking werid.

For what they need vs what they paid for him. Yes.

Rags are not signing any big names tomorrow, and I'm fine with that. I'm laughing watching all these other teams trade and buyout guyss to try and make room for big names, and most of them wont get shit for their efforts.

Hockey is for Wild fans.

IF YOU’RE A 5/5 GIVE OL STONE COLD A HELL YEAH

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If he manages to land somewhere competent yes. But the incompetence of edmonton to trade him means he wont.

>There really isn't that many black people
>33%
>almost 900k
>not that many

Aren't the Predators the most subed team on leddit?

Well according to that picture that gets posted every so often anyway

To the wild plz

cheers from iraq

old but

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Chicago has a population of about 13,000,000 not 2,700,000.

It is the third biggest city in the USA ffs

yeah i was looking at city pop, not metro area.

Lol no one cares

Hey isnt Minnesota that state what elected that Somali Muslim congress woman that hates America and advocates sharia law and married her own brother to obtain citizenship? Yikes.

>twitter.com/capfriendly/status/1145499304838258689?s=21

She’s a state representative not a Congress woman

I am a Hawks fan and out of curiosity I made a few posts there to see what it was like. I made a joke about Kessel being fat and was downvoted and banned.

reddit not even once

the one that wants to end israel? based

you shouldn't fat shame you fucking nigger

Ah I see, well it's a weirdly segregated city. There are neighborhoods of third generation plus pollacks that don't speak a lick of English.

Time for the Wild to prove this is a man's league

Well it definitely proved that the janny that cleans for free is sensitive about his weight. i wonder if he bows his skate blades

Wow so she has no real power? Then why is she in the news every day?

who is the turkish rondo of the nhl

Because if the population is angry about things that don't matter, it is easier to hide the real problems.

What year will God let Minnesota hockey fans be happy

Well any year that god allows them to indulge in pedophilia

2028, read the thread

just had a business related idea

hockey
in seattel

Man it wasn't that long ago I was hoping Sakic would just drink himself to death
He's turned into an elite GM

minnesota will never vote republican so i guess rip to cup dreams

Kessel's gonna put on 30lbs with all that tasty mexican food around now

>the duchene return is ridiculous
how did he pull it off

>Stars getting Pavelski for 7x3
I'm okay with this tbqhwya

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The Mexican here really isn’t any different from any other big city desu

Duchenr to Preds confirmed e5

No joke

>Let Duchene go off to Ottawa
>Get picks and new prospects out of it
>Comes back on smaller contract
>Avs get 2C and two top defensive prospects
Sakic is a mastermind

I love corona lite

not surprising

What year is the Parise over?

>2 tickets to the ___ game please

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Sharks or Knights, take your pick

of these, /hoc/'s preferred cuisine
>Asian (any type)
>Mexican (Tex-Mex incl.)
>Italian
>French

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Can someone edit this with a Calgary logo on ladybird's hat?

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For them, it's the Lightning

suter parise end 2024/25

I'd fugg his gf (bf)

asian

she's cute

Honest question. Is Duchene immediately a top 3 talent in trashville? For 8 mil? Has pekka really carried them this long?

are you implying duchene is bad?

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I don't give a fuck

*dabs*

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dumb schizo

no he's asking who on nashville is actually good lmao

duchene is a top 3 talent on most teams by now

He's a second line center. Forsberg, Josi, Arvi, Ekholm, and Johanson would easily outrank him in the fans' eye. Nashville also likes their grinders so most people would view Duchememe as a mercenary tbdesu
t. /lifelong/

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But is he really, though?

And that's just for skaters. Pekka and Jusse are fan favorites.

howdy

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>mfw skellergod scores the first recorded triple hat-trick to win the canucks their 3rd straight stanley cup

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They'll probably be relevant 4 or so years after that, unless the cap rules change drastically during the lockout.

Are the teds trying to get panarin back?

maybe not during his time with the avs, but he had a strong seasons on shitty snes teams and he carried the teds to the 2nd round of the playoffs. ideally he belongs on the 2nd line, but he's shown that he's fine on the 1st

In the same way i try to get my ex gf from 10 years ago back

Wishing I was at Sam's barbecue

will be spending my holiday on the island

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its really gay

>literal and figurative sausage fest
pass

it's the year 2019, so post the 19th picture in your /hoc/ folder. no cheating, post it no matter how gay it is

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I wish they would go back to these jerseys desu.

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>this is going great guys
>beautiful day here in winnipeg
>barbecue going
>cold drinks
>laine is playing fortnite
>birds chirping, winds blowing
>suddenly two rival chug gangs start stabbing each other across the street
>10 SWAT cars, 4 ambulances and 2 firetrucks crash the scene obliterating any survivors, saving paperwork
>they collect the bodies
>firemen hose down the scene
>back to normal
Just another sunday in the 'chug

do people actually wear champion clothing?

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I don't have a /hoc/ folder. I just have a generalized meme folder.

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The home jerseys are terrible rn. I'm hoping the third or stadium jersey calls back to these or the mustards

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>Stars to ink Cory Perry

Poor zooks

>he doesn't have a /hoc/ folder

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some of you are cheating

19th from the memes folder

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Up up down down nigger

ayaya

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>twitter.com/aportzline/status/1145514428990939136?s=21
>ted

>Panarin wants $13millionAAV

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19th from the bottom

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>he doesn't have a /hoc/ folder
>he doesn't have a hockey slags folder
>he doesn't have a DUDE folder
...

Tell me something I don't know

DUCHENE SIGNED WITH THE PREDDITS

RIP TEDS

19th for hasb not doing anything at all this offseason

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Just sent my sister a recipe lads

how come pajeets get into hockey but the chinks don't?

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KEK. They are fucking shamelessly desperate at this point. Not a good sign

Pekka Rinne is selling his home ourmidland.com/realestate/article/Predators-Goalie-Pekka-Rinne-Selling-Dashing-13999103.php

It's poker time now lad. Do you want to pick the music?

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>panarin getting mcmeme money
when seattle bumps the cap up someone is gonna get paid 16-17m

>THE DEVILS ARE WINNING THE CUP GUARANTEED!!!!
actual quote from coworker

It's also the state that elected a woman-beater as attorney general for the sole reason that he's a Democrat

would it be mean to leave wasabi peanuts out for the chipmunks?

How about some outlaw country

there's a special place in hell for people that torture animals

>19

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A leaf talking about animal cruelty
Ironic

>W A K E
U P
>I N S I D E

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It wont kill them and will teach them to stay off your property

Panarin is staying if that’s what bluejackets are willing to give

i wasn't going to, i was just asking. Had some old peanuts to i was gonna give them, but then thought well, maybe i shouldn't.
I genuinely don't know how a chipmunks taste buds work

>not wanting BASED 'munks on your property

just give them non salted nuts

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I dont give a shit but they are a real nuisince if you have any kind of bird feeder or food/herb garden.

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Panarin would be the ultimate dick
twitter.com/robmixer/status/1145519245255688194?s=21

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Fucking canada day it sounds like im in iraq in 2003

Just do it faggot

>blue checkmark

Sweetie

@TSNBobMcKenzie 3m

Hearing that your mom likes my big ol benis and balls lmao *dabs*

>Islanders downgrading to Varlamov for god knows what fucking reason
>Hurricanes' goaltending somehow gets better than last year after thinking that they were fucked
oh
oh no
oh no no no no no

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Sorokin soon la

>Bobrovsky is moving on, bound for Florida

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>ass dimples

simple as

>donskoi to avs
sharks crumbling

>teds are so desperate they're going to give panarin mcdavid money

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redpill me on Cody Ceci

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>thank god we re-signed Karlsson at the expense of the entire rest of our team

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>KHL imports
yikes

donskoi wasn't going to get an offer regardless of karlshit

He was literally an islanders draft pick. Dude is incredible in the KHL

lots of dudes were incredible in the KHL, sign for a shitload of dough in the NHL on long term contracts, then get traded away as cap relief for no return

Rebel radio playlist coming up

Salaries are beyond fucked at this point. worried what >my team is going to pay to keep guys lads.

>anything that ever touched the KHL ever
I reiterate my "yikes."

Bulju to Red Star China

>@TSNBobmcenzie
>”BREAKING: panarin to resign in Columbus for $13m Aav for 8 years”
>6/30/19 10:46

Why does a team still take a cap hit when a player retires?

cuz it's a penalty

If MAF and 20 literal who's can win the Pacific so can Betoni koski and pulju

Cant wait to see which "insider" retweets a fake account this year

Fake, it's not there.
>twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie

If you're talking about Luongo, that's a cap recapture penalty. Just some retroactive bullshit rule in place because of those ridiculous long term front loaded contracts that use to be allowed

I have a Yea Forums folder but either way based

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so that you can't sign a 36 year old player for 20 years to bring his cap hit down to $1.75m

>either he leaves poolumbus or re-signs for an insane amount of money
either way i'm laughing at the teds

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At what point did we start to having these insane 11+ million dollar contracts. The cap has never gone up fast enough to justify it to be hon

Wish I was dead

BAASED

Us Wild bois, we out here

Why does Panarin not like Columbus/

>someone mentions the wild
>nobody is (You)ing him

mcdavid contract basically set the precedent

the league growth in revenue + expansion team (seattle) bumping the cap up by quite a bit. it'll go up again when seattle joins

i heard from tsnmckenzie that ted sent panarin a picture of his cock, has wanted out since

ohio is a start.

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Donskoi isn't a huge loss, he was a healthy scratch by the end of the season/playoffs anyway, glad he's getting a chance for a bigger role

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HERE WE GO BOYS

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ONE
MORE
BONG

ted on more than usual suicide watch

>$13.7 AAV
How the FUCK do you justify this exorbitant amount of money to a player like Panarin?

Gods be praised

Kys

Trump did this!!

Just took a massive Minnesota lads. It was even green.

he's a fucking pylon at best

Did you have a blue raspberry slush or 4loko? Those are the last things that changed my Ohio

How fucked will Ted's cap be if Panarin signs?

Pure desperation
He doesn’t want to stay and if they lose him they’re looking at a whole new rebuild

Had this

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I was afraid of that. Can’t be any worse than zaitsev though. At least ceci is good ol’ Canadian boy

Gross

BENIS :DD

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They have over 16m more if they sign him

I grab a beef jerky off the rack when I buy smokes once a month those are pretty good kinda expensive for the quantity

Please stay bread

Sad lads

Pleb

As much as I’d love to see panarin sign with Columbus for $13.7m for the memes, I’ll probably kill myself because Marner is a better player and there’s no way Dubas will match that or even come close

>....and in 2022, that is when he did the unthinkable.
>"250 points in a single season? Some said my record would never be beaten. But I'm glad it was by any nicer of a guy out there." - The Great One

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>As much as I’d love to see panarin sign with Columbus for $13.7m
$13.7m is just how much another team would have to pay over 7 years to match the total amount that Columbus is offering over 8 years.

Why is midnight the deadline for the 8th year of the contract?

When the Wild leave Minnesota

If panarin wanted to be in a big market why would he even consider the islanders?

So $12m then, my post still applies

12.5 mill a year for colombus, if another team wanted to give him 96 million it be over 7 years, which is were 13.7 comes from. Not that it matters, the dude clearly hates ohio and all the hicks that reside in it.

TURN ON TSN

PANARIN FOR 12 MILLION A YEAR FOR 8 (EIGHT) YEARS

Free agency begins at midnight
Deadline has to be some time, might as well be then

/WildLee2020/

Xheattle Dickgirls
Halifax Hitler Did Nothing Wrongs

Resigned or just the offer?

Known locally as the Halifax Hals

Is Panarin the new overrated shit?

Based Hal

Just bought some cargo shorts lads

there’s only one overrated shit right now he’s the new yashin
>goats with meme team
>leaves
>dies
>mfw

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Don’t give me flashbacks....

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30 BINGS LEFT

Please panarin PLEASE

KILL a Finn on your way to work tomorrow

UN-RE-STRICT-ED

*clap clap clapclapclap*

PANARIN BECOMES A _____ TOMORROW

My Dad works for Sega he says Lundqvist, Kreider and Kakko + 2 secound rounders to Florida in exchange for Floridas 1st round pick.

The Rangers the sign Panarin and Brobovsky to monster deals and then offer sheet Marner and he accepts.

Then they trade Vesy to Edmonton for Bulju, to replace Kakko.

Bluejacket

>July 1
>work

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an hero

Penguin

Debbie

Panarin is called the "Bread Man" cuz he be makin dat bread!!!!!!!! haha

*dabs*

LESS THAN 15 BINGS LEFT

Lockout when?

It starts at noon, retard.

pucks need to be in deep, lads

Ted's contract offer to Panarin expires in 10 minutes, retard.

I WANT PANARIN!

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FUCK ANIME
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone who pays 13 million a year for Panarin is a fucking idiot.

just talked with Panarin, he said hes going to the islanders to become the next overrated shit

I think you SUCK!

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based

For me, it's still holding onto a modicum of hope that Pavs will resign and is just bluffing to try to get a bigger payout so I don't need to face the disappointment just yet.

TED FROM AKRON

*clap clap clapclapclap*

JUST 5 MORE BINGS

Welp boys he’s not signing I’m just gonna kill myself now

How did the tavares overrated shit come from again?

youtube.com/watch?v=8KS9Cz1HgVs

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Been playing this all week, lads. It’s very fun.

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post your cock before, ted

3 minutes

I can’t I’m blocked

youtube.com/watch?v=YxOEPBO4OqA

Gonna laugh SO HARD at Ted

I never stopped tbqhwyf

>all of this Tedposting

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1 MORE BING! IS TED GONNA MAKE IT?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THE ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
TED
AND
AKRON
AND
POOLUMBUS

IT'S OVER!
>TED

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Panarin to Yotes turn on Sportsnet

>finnish general managing

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That's not how to you spell Hongcouver

Silly ted

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Didn't know Ellen was an islels fan

If something did happen right before midnight, it would still take a few minutes for the news to come out.

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here's the 19th photo in my "Big Bulju" folder

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It's over, Ted

It's over, Ted. Just accept it.

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It's been 6, Ted.
It's over

Ted is gay lol

>scrubs
based

at least you won 1 playoff series

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I think the C should go back to Jumbo until he retires. He is clearly the most vocal leader and the spiritual heart of this team, and has been forever. There is no rule that the C has to go to the best player. It should go to the best leader and there is no better leader than Jumbo Joe Thorton.

Just look at his behavior when Pavs went down against Vegas. He helped his teammate off the ice and then rallied the bench to the best comeback we may ever see. He never stopped being the captain even when his C was taken away. Logan will get his chance when Jumbo hangs up his skates, but I think he has earned it back.

one taught me love one taught me patience and one taught me pain...

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>there must be something other than this
Bold, brave, and based penguin

:(

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Like why Dallas?? I understand that he's going to the highest bidder but I'm sure there has to also be that motivation to win a cup and in my opinion, I don't think Dallas is going to a win a cup anytime soon.
I love Pavelski and all, I really really do, but in a couple years when things don't work out for the Stars and he wants to come back to the Sharks, I just don't think it would be feasible to take him. Just think of Patty.
I just don't think little Joe will be the same on any other team, like he has been a consistent 60+ points guy, but I feel like this number will drop significantly.
Regardless, I'm probably just being a fucking salty bitch.....and I'm really gonna miss Captain America. Thank you for everything you've done here in San Jose Pavs! May your future be prosperous!

Karlsson is literally the devil and raped the teams chances at a proper rebuild within the next decade while also boning them short term anyways
Fucking Swedish mong can go to hell

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Thank god he didn’t sign that retarded deal
Hope he gets between 10-11 so leafs can sign Mitchy for that but I doubt it

shorks will NEVER EVER win

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done, The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won, The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring; But O heart! heart! heart! O the bleeding drops of red, Where on the deck my Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead.

O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells; Rise up- for you the flag is flung- for you the bugle trills, For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths- for you the shores a-crowding, For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning; Here Captain! dear father! This arm beneath your head! It is some dream that on the deck, You’ve fallen cold and dead.

My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still, My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will, The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done, From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won; Exult O shores, and ring O bells! But I with mournful tread, Walk the deck my Captain lies, Fallen cold and dead.

Bye Pavs...

19

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Is it wrong to feel kinda betrayed by Pavelski? I had this some sick feeling in my stomach when patty left. Like fuck man we were 2 wins away from the finals. You don't wanna stick around and actually get that cup with us? What now? We lose a lot without him. No way we get far this postseason without him. EK65 get way more money than he deserved after that season. Sure he showed signs of greatness but we already have Burns who literally can do everything he does. Idk. I'm not happy lol Thoughts?

wow..................................This is incredibly epic.

>People talking about free agency concerning a team I don't like?
>Time to flood the thread with redditposts!

you actually thought ek65 having a bad season would lower his market value and that he wasnt going to get a poo doughty tier contract anymore?

>the shitlantic will actually be stacked next year

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The mild will never win a cup. "State of Hockey" my ass.

I want Bulju to rub his cock all over my face. Just rub his balls all over it. Make my eyes sting from his sweat but my nostrils flair from his scent. Gently fuck my lips before gripping my neck and shoving it deep down my throat.

Desu, I feel exactly how I did when Marleau left. He’s earned his payday and I’m sad to see him go but it’s the right move to let him walk.

Karlsson/Timo/Labanc is a better investment long term. A three year contract carries the last year into the Seattle expansion, so Dallas will need to protect a 37 year old Pavelski with one season left over a young player Seattle might get to swoop.

Logan will take the C and once Martin’s buyout/Dell are off a possibly raising salary cap after next season, Doug will have some more room to get things to happen.

Now that the dust is settled
Who is going to offer a contract like jarmo?

This guy will be praising the marleau signing tomorrow

>rags

Anyone have an up to date spread of how our Cap space looks now?

Edit: This may be dreamland talk, but hearing that Duchenne is expected to go for $8mil....love Dell and Melker, but could moving them get us in the area to make that happen? That would go a long way to filling the Pavy void (that will never heal)

oh shit they're taking brown off >our hands too. nice

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Ted ded

Its a wash. Does this really improve the leafs d? No.

But does it give them some more cap space for Marner?

it's a wash that frees up cap space, plus ceci is a bigger dude which the leafs need

Sabre

How does that make their blueline better

>Reddit sharks
>Reddit knights
>Reddit yotes
Don't care

>m-muh reddit teams xd
please ed, kill yourself ya cumguzzling pussy FAGGOT

literally no one said it does

agent still hasnt gotten a call

It doesn't. But it doesn't make it worse. And if it helps them signing Marner, that will make their offense better.

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1145549945845571586
So he’s pretty much an islander at this point?

Fuck Tyler Myers. Retard Jew boy

>11.6
still too much

>sub 90 points gets you over 11 million usd
The absolute state

hope so can't wait to see this simp pout when he's stuck in trotz meme system

have the GMs finally gotten smart?

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retard

Should I workout at midnight again? I don't know. I'm kinda drunk for it

Brainletwojak.jpg

it's that hes a winger with mostly assists that makes it retarded, it'd make more sense if more than 1/4 of those points were goals and he were a centre

hello sweden

NEVER skip workouts
stick to your routine
start blending your protein shake senpai

hello my friend

Huomenta lads.

>it's a "the coke/indian cigarette dealer neighbour blows >$1,000 on fireworks since he can't deposit his cash" episode
Based

I remember some black dude on TV saying "DEM HAWKS GOT BLACK PEOPLE WATCHIN HOCKEY"

i think it was the 2013 or 2015 cup

our /jazz/ has had a good day signing free agents lads

Who?

gonna play no country for old men in a bit, lads

>twitter.com/thefourthperiod/status/1145554101574483968?s=21
Haha time to overpay!

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I don't give a fuck about basketball. Just like my dad. And his dad before him

at least your dad and gramps probably got to see their hockey teams win a championship hahaha faggot

really happy that >my team can't sign panarin lads

Ya I've only had like 15 drinks. I'm good to go. I got this

So you don’t want scoring then

tfw my dad and gramps got to see multiple cups already and i've already seen one

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happy canada day

It's too hot frens

ur too hot fren

for a canadian

>12 million for a ppg

>8 while I cook
>2 with din din
>1 for dishes
>2 for fireworks
>4 for poker
I'm actually quite well at math

just bated

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

cihb

nothing to see here

this is known

...

good lad

THE STATE OF THE PEDOSOTA CHILD
someone take fentons phone away, hes gone full retard

its not even a good get who cares

>most active offseason day all year
>zero transactions
dead league
lockout incoming
nhl folds in 2020

why arent shannon's takes more like stephen a's?

Shannon does it for free.

who is steven a

retard

A nigger.

F

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Nigga it don’t start until 12pm EST/9am PST

There's no jazz in Utah.

>was 10pm
>was 11pm
>now 12:24pm
yeah, and where are the signings idiot?

retard

took a 5 hour nap

you're asking for a messed up sleep schedule

imagine if this isn't the same universe as the one you were in when you fell asleep

>July 1

youtube.com/watch?v=Yx75Zoa_kVw

yes
i have to be up at 4am on tuesday anyway

happy canada day lads

You do know that the Montana Wranglers won the cup, right?

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If you change one letter in Canada Day you get Canada Dry. Really makes you think.

>all of us command

sing the anthem with me

OH CANADA
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

>talbot to calgayry
>smith to dedmonton
why

>OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
Thats racist
>In June 1990, Toronto City Council voted 12 to 7 in favour of recommending to the Canadian government that the phrase "our home and native land" be changed to "our home and cherished land" and that "in all thy sons command" be partly reverted to "in all of us command". Councillor Howard Moscoe said that the words "native land" were not appropriate for the many Canadians who were not native-born and that the word "sons" implied "that women can't feel true patriotism or love for Canada"

Ton front est ceint
de fleurons glorieux!

OH CANA-DRY
YOU SWEET AND TANGY DRINK

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Never listened to the Canadian national anthem once in my entire life

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE
IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND

>Under the eye of God, near the giant river,
The Canadian grows hoping.
He was born of a proud race,
Blessed was his birthplace.
Heaven has noted his career
In this new world.
Always guided by its light,
He will keep the honour of his flag,
He will keep the honour of his flag.

what happened Canada you were once so based

anyone else put salt on their pizza

IN ALL OF US COMMAND

that's not a nap, it's a solid sleep these days m8

>the word "sons" implied "that women can't feel true patriotism or love for Canada"
fucking bigots denying biology and that women can be men if they feel like it

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

No, red pepper flakes, yes

what the fuck it already has a metric ton of salt on it are you tryna get kidney stone diabetes

gave proooooooof through the
KNIGHT!
that our flag was stillllll therrrrrre

>KNIGHT!
Im not a fan of this

pizza isn't salty

retard
don't have sex

WITH GLOWING HEARTS
WE SEE THE ICE

my boy turns 11 this year lad
in december
too late

fuking boomer

Flyers

our true ice strong and free

One year in Winnipeg it snowed every single month except September.

only potassium chloride. It tastes like salt, but gives you the potassium to help balance out the electrolytes.

starting to think there's more boomers in this general than i originally thought lads

Friendly reminder that after the revolutionary war the majority of the Canadian population were American immigrants looking for cheap land thus both Canada Day and the Fourth of July are to be universally celebrated in /hoc/ (no dirty yuros allowed)

December 6 is ok too

must've been an unusually warm year

FROM FAR
AND WIDE

it's a boomer general lad

is jordie benn a decent 3rd pairing dman?

real boomer hours

I was thinking of getting some John Lennon sunglasses but then I saw a picture of Justin Bieber wearing some and now I don't know what to do.

i unironically feel bad for ted fans.
imagine your city being SO shitty that literally nobody wants to play for your team, even for more money than other places will give you.

OH CANADA

buy a pair and challenge tom cruse to a fist fight

>will give you
will give *them

im not a boomer but i pretty much act like one all the time and all my friends are over 30

Artemi Panarin (pending)
Sergei Bobrovsky
Matt Duchene
Ryan Dzingel
Adam McQuaid
Keith Kincaid
Vitaly Abramov
Jonathan Davidsson
Anthony Duclair
2019 First Rounder
2019 4th/7th
2020 2nd
2021 2nd

that's awesome man

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but aren't ohio fans the best?
why does columbus only have 1 pro sports team despite being the 14th most populated city in the country?

who should i fap to lads

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bulju

i only have a Yea Forums folder

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Daschkalina

cricket is better

City size is irrelevant, in metro area it’s 32nd

its like someones original character DO NOT STEAL

>dominos is closed
what the FUCK it's only 2am im drunk and i want to expand my gut

Will a /fap/ folder do?

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hilary knight feet

this image just shrank my dong

it's 1st july lads

post

you guys know hillary knight is a tranny right

>confirmed for fag

anything for you binlan

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AH FOR JUST ONE TIME
I WOULD TAKE THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE
TO FIND THE HAND OF FRANKLIN
REACHING FOR THE BEAUFORT SEA

Stsrting hike up tallest mountain on Vancouver Island tomorrow. Supposed to take 3 days

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Hope Jim hasn't destroyed the team by the time you're back.

hmm. mhm. yeah. mhm. 3 days. and how long does it take if youre not a pussy

That seems like a lot of walking.

gl leaf

new

"The Hinde lies roughly in the centre of Strathcona Provincial Park between the Wolf and Burman River watersheds, far from the nearest road in any direction. An approach to and ascent of the mountain from any direction is, therefore, a committing 4-7 day trip involving some engineered trail but a lot more rough boot-path, steep bush, snow and ice on the approach and technical, sometimes loose, basalt rock on the mountain itself"

Starting hike up tallest mountain in Manitoba tomorrow. Should take 3 minutes.