OP for The Washington Baseball Eagles Edition

Tell me the truth /mlb/, will the Mets blow it tonight?

Explain to me how Luke Voit is not an allstar but Daniel Vogelbach is?

Rendon should've been a starter for the all-star game

All teams represented
Rendon didn't even want to go

>the state of American League first basemen

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Well now he's going and he's gonna be great because he's the best fucking 3rd baseman on the league

I remember when Tyler Clippard was the lone Nats all star
>tyler clippard
>tyler fucking clippard

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To be honest, it is depressing that we have to have former Cubs like Jon Jay, Eloy Jimenez, and Dylan Cease on our roster.

>SF: Bumgarner strikes out nine in win vs. D-backs
youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

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No it isn't. Did you see people complaining about Mike Olt or Kosuke Fukudome?

Soroka beefed it

Are you looking forward to Expos Day at Nationals Park on the 6th?

Delete that picture and delete your post for reminding me of that time

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>tfw I work
I guess I'll just have to enjoy seeing it from my tablet screen

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Go back

>they hit too many homers so it's not real baseball
yikes-a-mundo!

That picture is fucking disturbing. Why the fuck is he wearing diapers?

My Yankees finna dab on the Mest.

THEY DONT PLAY REAL BASEBALL

in dc i only see old dudes wearing nats caps on their way to/from work. shit team.

sick'em, /mlb/

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kek
>and the bullpen takes over. every mets fan's worst nightmare
ESPN with the bants

the mets are a fucking shit show

Remember in April when all the mets fans were predicting an NL East title? That was some funny shit right there.

it's a sex thing for them

every single Nationals fan is one lobbyist named Keith who is CGI'd into every seat at Nationals Park by MASN
piece of shit team, should be relocated to Tampa

Well. I got it from Deviantart.

I'm being sarcastic, but remember that we also had Giovanni Soto.

Dude you are so new you don't even understand.

god tim kurkjian is so cringe shut the fuck up you zombie looking faggot

Ah that was the other name I couldn't remember.

For me it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>the buffalo bills of los angeles

>asian women

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New at what? If it's diaper fetishism, I'm proud to be out of the loop on that.

Based suzy poster

this is why you're old baysed

They jinxed it

haha time for Mest bullpen

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Jesus. The Mets can't do anything right.

if /mlb/ owned a bar...

Are the Mets being a flaming pile of garbage to levels even impressive for them now must see TV?

nothing will top last night, bullpen implosion, fuck up the tarp on a late called rain delay, call two living members of the Mets team your honoring dead, it was a perfect storm of incompetence on an impressive number of levels

This

You're alright in my book

your stupid team and your stupid chop is going to win the world series

No they're not. They'll get exposed in the NLDS.

>mest

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Madbum about to be traded to the Braves! Holy shit guys the Braves going to win the WS this year!

Bum and Will Smith please

NOOO IDEA.

I HAD NO IDEA
ABOUT THE METS BULLPEN BRO

BRO IM GONNA DIE BEFORE ONE OF MY TEAMS WINS ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP OH THE PAIN BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRO I WARNED YOU ABOUT THOSE METS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG

Seriously, who can stop us bros?

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>nigger qb

May all your daughters only fuck big black bulls.

put your trip back on faggot

Oof

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yes.

Go back to /pol/ you slope headed slack jawed yokel.

What about the Giants?

No chance with the Dodgers so good and Padres on the rise.

Cubs fans get free beers?

If they 'work' for them

AHHHHHHH GUYS STOP

CHILL CHILL C'MON CHILL OUT

FUCK FUCK TYLER OH SHIT SOMEBODY STOP THIS

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>trip off
lol

>Phoneposter fagot
double oof

joe beningo is a jest fan

If it makes philly and new yorkers seethe it wouldn't be the worst outcome.

The CHAD Sabotka and the virgin ________

make the switch boys

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Is that acheivable natty?

Free Zimas

I believe my Twins are the real deal, but I'm legitimately afraid of the White Sox.

Shouldn't you be worried about the yankees?

No. The White Sox could very well take the division crown. My Twins may have to settle for wild card.

>leave the yankees to me

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Newcomb

*blushes*

lol good one

>BARVES

AHAHAH IT WAS 5-3

>barves

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>BARVES BARVES BARVES BARVES BARVES BARVES

>braves

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ALONSO BOMB

METS METS METS METS METS!!!

at least a win feels good to have...if they don’t fucking blow it

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>BAVRES
A
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kek lol nono

>mest win
cringe

My mets :)

Shit I don't care. Yankees will sweep them regardless

Being this mad

>barfs

KEK

>barfs

Holy fucking based

50 wins

>BARVES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOL GET FUCKED BARVES YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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Let me just say I approve of this barves bashing.

Yeah, I'm thinking we might just make a second half run.

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We're still in first in the fucking east faggots go cry foolin no body fuck yall

kek barves kek

nlcs you think we're getting / nlcs you wanna see

brewers vs braves
cards vs rockies

It's gonna be between two NL central teams this year

>barfs

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reds brewers ?????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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suddenly mets fan out of the nowhereworks

ooohh nooooo

Expect Us

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>barves

grabbed a few of these at the flea market today, anybody know what they are? the area around the hat is perforated, copyright is 1983. maybe like a promo item for kids lockers or something?

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probably, there are 4 teams that have a good shot at the playoffs

I’ve always been here tho

bro i been here

always here kek always here!!!!!!

looks like something some dumb tripfag would spend money on

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you got me there, i'm out a full fucking dollar. rip my savings

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Cope

can't. deleting my account brb

Kershaw wasn’t even elected, he had to be added by the MLB lol

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>we’re here!
>we’re queer
>get used to it!

Kek lol ohhh no

>Leave the Mets to me.

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>the quasher of queens
>the banisher of baltimore
>the tormenter of toronto

That's a great find

fuck off the mets will sweep your sorry asses

HAPPY BOBBY BONILLA DAY

still one of the best bits of baseball minutiae in history

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bruh

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It's a beautiful thing

youtube.com/watch?v=jhYbDs7MpOA

Happy bobby bonilla day frens

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What day is this, again? A big day for baseball.. but I'm forgetting why exactly

Wilpons cancer can't spread soon enough .

You're supposed to tape that to your forehead to make it look like you can afford a real hat. The Reds used to hand them out before televised games so their fans could look classy and feel like the Princes of Ohio and ask each other if they had any Grey Poupon and all that jazz.

>barfs

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The Expos will return.

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>the montreal bay exporays

>be rays fan
>go to prison for threatening to shoot up a school with no means nor intention of shooting up said school

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imagine naming your team after whipping your dick out

DJ LaChadieu should get MVP over Mike Goldfish.

youtube.com/watch?v=m4CHqb-CHJI

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The Mets are a national fucking disgrace.

thats a good post my dude

Mets White Sox London Series?

What are the:

>Top 5 most active fanbases on Yea Forums

>Top 5 least active fanbases on Yea Forums

>Top fanbases that are inactive despite having large markets

>Top fanbases that are active despite having small markets

Was this the right call? Because Mancini has been pretty good this season.

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1). Cubs, Royals, Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers
2). Rays, Marlins, A's, Pirates, Reds
3). Cardinals, Phillies, Giants, Angels, Nationals
4). Royals, White Sox, Mariners, Braves, Brewers

How many playoff appearances does Mike Goldfish even have?

who /2dayweek/ here

star comparison:
>Mancini
.302 batting average (8th best in league)
40 RBI
17 home runs

>Means
64 strikeouts
.250 ERA
7 wins

>>Top fanbases that are active despite having small markets
>>>active
>Mariners

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w-we're still h-h-here...

>memeiners

Ah... there you are.

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>Mike Fish is better than DJ LaChadieu

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Hey guys just wanted to say that I honestly had no idea...

OH NO NO NO NO NONON

SCUBA

HAHAHAHAH

KEK

CRAIG KRIMBEL

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHAHA

SCUBA KEK
>CUSB
SCUBA

KRIMBEL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CRAIG KRIMBEL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

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He's good though?

Jon Jay lol

kek

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lol

>craig krimbel
>poo darshit

who put this team together lol

word, klimber's so good

cairg krimbel will led scuba to worlds eries

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OH MO MO MO MO!!!.
SCUBA KEK

SUCCUBUS

AHHAHAHAH OHHH MO

CRAIG KRUMPLET KEK OH NO

>gusb

Cardinals are the embodiment of mediocre.

>.500 record
>-1 run differential

This is something else!
scooba scooba doo
where r you?
we got some games to blow now!!

scuba duba du
free beers for u
such n fuch some boys now

youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY

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just had some free beer!!!!

At boystown?

Where else :3

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You want free beer youre gonna have to go through me first!

They were in the World Series so they have to be good.

ITS BOYSTOWN BANANZA OUT HERE

FREE
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BEER
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Just give some time, I'll get rid of these bigots

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Just slurped down a few... had some free drinks too!

phillies fan here

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MO HAS BEEN SPOTTED I REPEAT MO HAS BEEN SPOTTED!!!!!!

...
erm
..
uhm...philthies lol

I hold in my hand a list of grievances

I hold in my hand a bottomless free beer

wtf is wrong with all of you
it's monday for goodness' sake

Achem... ahh.. cusb

Lmao imagine days mattering

BALBY
BONIYA
GETS
PAID

Imagine making a deal so bad it will get laughed at decades later

*glug glub glub glug gllb glup glup*
Oh that hit the spot... time 4 a beer

this
...
is an outrage

Based Bauer to the Cubbie!

>mike fish will end his career with 1 playoff appearance

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op killed the thread what a dilweed

Yeah? Well, you're Mom is a whore.

>barves

Cringe

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I call them the broves.

>Yea Forums is so dead that doing a poor job on making a general thread searchable in the catalog literally kills all discussion of the sport

Sorry

Maybe we should make a new thread

>all discussion of the sport
/mlb/ is doomed

Just gimme some time, I think I may be able to put a stop to this

We stopped discussion over a year ago. Everyone moved on to fangraphs were they are respected.

>Mest still paying for a mistake made two decades ago

Did Marlins man transition from his orange jersey to the new marlins jerseys?

Good morning, lads.

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generals are reddit
putting news in generals is even more reddit

Reaction image collection thread

...

>Implying you don't have a hard drive full of whacky Yea Forums reaction images

Only pic I need is pardon the interruption saying gays not welcome. It's me trump card

There used to be an imgur link someone organized years ago for this!!!!!!

Congratulations on your first genny. Please never make one again.

I can't believe the philthies would do this

based nats fan working /mlb/ into a seethe

Now that only the true fans are left in secret /mlb/, it's time we addressed the philthies kek paid $330 million for a ceiling oh nooo

HE HAD ONE GOOD YEAR LOL

Hi Padre

Doesn't work on the Yankess though.

These

>barves

this thead is a...ghostown.

Your tears are delicious.

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>Ctrl+F in catalog
>can't find /mlb/
>finally find it
>OP fucked up the subject
kek what a shit thread

This is an insane asylum

Happy Canada Day, everybody!

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BARVES

Let's go Bravos

>kek what a shit thread
>omg op is a retard
>durr we're so cool fuck op
you guys are being assholes at this point. op made a mistake, he fucked up, and he will learn from it to be better. I'm sure he's very sorry and feels bad and you're just making him feel worse like douchebags! give him a break please I promise if he sees us being nice he will be motivated to learn from his mistake more so than being a bunch of jerks!

HAPPY CAIRG KRIMBEL DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP detected.
Fuck your second rate expos and fuck their shitty knockoff walgreens logo

YAY! I'm so happy :D

>"You know what I would like you to do? Call New York," Cubs manager Joe Maddon said after the game, referencing Major League Baseball headquarters. "Because I'm tired of getting fined, quite frankly. I want my grandkids to go to college. Every time I make a comment on umpires, I get fined. I prefer that you call New York and ask them. Please do. Please do. Because I want to hear what they have to say. It was just way too ambiguous to be overturned for me."

Maddon admits he's sick of getting umpballed and then fined for calling it out after the Reds and Umps threw a little kid under the bus yesterday.

Is Maddon being so whiny the reason that Cubs fans are so whiny?

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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Keep getting umpballed all season and see how you feel.

>hire shitty umps
>fines you for calling bad calls out
holy shit lol

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>all season
Remember this gem? 17 either missed or arguably missed calls, and all 17 were in favor of the Cubs. Did you whine about that too? Of course not, that doesn't fit your narrative.

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Prediction: Slamtana wins the HRD

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"no"

>BORVES

Of course they were in favor, they were playing in Wrigley you dip.

>barves

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>barfs

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>Tyler Skaggs died

What the hell?

was going to make a Bobby Bonilla day joke but holy shit Angels pitchers actually dying, like not injury ded but ded ded

I wonder if something happened during practice, they were tweeting about tonight's game just an hour ago.

Press F for Tyler Skaggs

Damn.

I don't know about him but an athlete suddenly dying so close to game time when he would have been around his team and even medical staff sounds like maybe either a heart attack or a stroke.

f

I don't think I've ever seen something like this. Dude dies in basically pregame

It happens rarely

Nick Aidenhart
Joe Kennedy
Daryl Kile

Wait what the fuck?

What does a rotation pitcher do in pregame on a day off? I honestly don't know. One of the sources says he was 'found dead' rather than being around his team.

Being an infielder/catcher is safer I guess.

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I think it was suicide

F

where's doc?

Doc was long retired by then.

thanks doc

I'm guessing Vogelbach will be one of the two unannounced home run derby competitors? I don't know who the 8th will be

Daniel Palka

>catastrophic organ failure
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

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Schwarbie

youtube.com/watch?v=IlJJfyatUNo

The Angels really want to hype up Ohtani's return as a pitcher, but killing one of their starters seems a bit excessive.

holy based!!!

>What does a rotation pitcher do in pregame on a day off?
youtube.com/watch?v=504pWmajpvA

basically the answer is it depends on the pitcher but usually they have a work out routine, an the second and third day they have a bullpen session and maybe a focused session with the trainers on their stuff

>Fernandez
I'll always wear the fact that our gamethread the day after he died, was the only one to shit on him while everyone else went 'Press F', as a badge of honor.

It's amazing I'm fat and still outlived everyone on this list besides Cory Lidle

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damn dude how did you die before 35?

>pengwings

Sending respects

Remember Roy halladay he had a speedball going and was high out of his mind when he crashed that plane

Heaven just needed another Angel.

How many more will they take those greedy bastards.

Why couldn’t it have been Heims or Teboq instead?

I 2nd Teboq duing a horrible painful and embarrassing death. Like maybe having his dick bitten off by a transvestite hooker.

Doc had just become HoF eligible when he died.

>I 2nd Teboq duing a horrible painful and embarrassing death. Like maybe having his dick bitten off by a transvestite hooker.
Apt and fitting death for Teboq.

>niggas would rather die than play for the anglels

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dude, nows not the time....

Has Recker made a statement about Skaggs’ death yet?

You just took it a step too far emoji man. I'm not only going to expose you, I'm going to crush you

Detective moe, if you're out there keep him busy. I'm working on the final file to destroy this guy

Too soon...

What the fuck? Go back to fucking reddit you classless piece of shit.

Surprised y'all got mad at guy but not this guy

The moment I learned Jose Fernandez's death involved cocaine and a speedboat, I knew he was a true Miami son.

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Damn he was good when he was young.

Bless you, Godgers!

BRO IT'S TOO SOON BRO

I’m gonna guess Skaggs had a heart condition that caught up to him. Reminds me of Davide Astori from Fiorentina
F

Police have stated it is not believed to be suicide. So OD? Heat condition?

When they don't say why it's usually suicide.

Cause of death is a matter of public record, no matter how embarrassing
>david carradine

Cubs @ Pirates

Pretty much anyone.

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Have you ever thought about how your life is fragi

Have you ever thought about how your life is fully dependant on your heart beating continuously, and that it has been doing that since before you were even born, even while you sleep, and will do so until it eventually decides to call it a quits?

CUBS ARE LOSING 4-0 IN THE FIRST INNING

wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

youtube.com/watch?v=H2lqp-y5XGw

>CUSB

scuba dooba doo

This post aged well

You were saying?

This ain't it chife.......

i remember cory lidle that dumbass fuck

tried to recreate 9/11

Still no statement from Recker on Skaggs’ death? I don’t know what to think until Recker speaks.

>be announcer
>pitcher gets a fluke hit
>wtf I hate the dh now

>cusb
>15-5

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The NBA free agency is making this genny CRAWL. Turn some dads on and relax boys. We all know no Kawhi news is coming out tonight.

>15-5
You're right, it's even funnier!

>CUBES

>cusbs

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>KRIMBEL

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who else should go to the home run derby

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>>>>>>>CUBES
>>>>>>>>>>>KIMBRLEL

>CUSB
OH I'M LAUGHIN

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scuba kek

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scuba kek scuba

>poodres
Imagine losing to the corpse that is San Francisco

hm...let me analyze this...these forensics...I've never seen anything like em....they're shocking....they give a binary code....hmm... I don't know binary...I'll share the data...intriguing...quite the goose hunt.. If anyone knows what it says please relay the information back to me thank you

01110011 01100011 01110101 01100010 01100001 00100000 01101011 01100101 01101011 00100000 01100011 01110101 01110011 01100010

It says "have sex"

enlarged heart, blood clot, sleep apnea, aneurysm. one of those i'd guess. said no suicide or foul play./

Why is he so fat?

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When dead Giants fall, >our corpses take out anyone in the way

sir I didn't know please give me another chance

hittin' the ball
knockin' it out
FEELIN' FINE

The Giants are BACK

REMEMBER

FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE RAYS
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
FUCK THE ORIOLES
FUCK THE RANGERS
FUCK THE MARLINS
FUCK THE CARDINALS
FICK THE CUBS
FUCK THE PIRATES
FUCK THE REDS
FUCK THE DODGERS
FUCK THE ATHLETICS
FUCK THE PADRES
FUCK THE WHITE SOX
FUCK THE MARINERS
FUCK THE INDIANS
FUCK THE ROYALS
FUCK THE TIGERS
FUCK THE BRAVES
FUCK THE PHILLIES
FUCK THE NATIONALS
FUCK THE METS
FUCK THE BREWERS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE DIAMONDBACKS
FUCK THE ROCKIES
FUCK THE ANGELS

LETS GO STROS 2019

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t. started watching oct 2017!!!!

Get down on your knees and suck me off faggot you're just jealous

oh gosh sorry I must have got the wrong guy

WHO THE FUCK SAID YOU COULD REPLY STOP REPLYING

my bad dawg I didn't get the facts straight homie

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Based and blessed Godgers, please report your findings on the emoji poster and your effort to hunt him down, expose him, crush and destroy him. May you continue to be blessed in your endeavors, Inspector.

Harvey was the real mvp.
Really tore up the competition that season.
youtube.com/watch?v=bNawbNsx52A

What suddenly got into the pie rats these past few weeks?

You

Steroids

>be houston
>lose

They have the kind of offense where they can go on a run but don’t have the pitching to sustain it

Which players have an excess of testosterone and/or estrogen?

guess which hormone he has an excess of

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>guess which hormone he has an excess of
It’s the Keebler elf!

>guess which hormone he has an excess of
Does he speak Quenya or Sindarin?

Who's getting your rookie vote speeeee?

Alonso
Vogelbach

Alonso and Yordan

Tatis jr

>page 8
Wtf is wrong with you people?

thebiglead.com/2019/07/02/yankees-prospect-jasson-dominguez-the-martian/

>Wtf is wrong with you people?
Ummmm. We got jobs and shit dawg.

USA USA USA USA USA

>We got jobs and shit dawg
Best time to post then huh?

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There's another /mlb/ that's easier to find on the catalogue since dipshit OP fucked this one up
Now we're all splintered

You’re the man!!! Chase Utley

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Remember when the barves blew a 5-3 lead to the Mets?

I'm not even going to watch them play this series. I know they're going to get swept by the Barves.

Even the Mets could beat the Braves though?

No faith in your team? I mean, it's not like they're playing the Marlins. Oh wait. kek.

>barfs
Is the collapse here?