Official /turnleft/ World 400 at Chicagoland thread 2

>based and /rags/pilled

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yes, remember kansas was a night race and every one was passing each other too, also the low banking helps too

no

i have an idea to help spice things up on race weekend
every week for all 3 series a random fan gets picked in advance to drive a car funded by nascar and/or the track
they partake in all practice sessions, qualifying and the race

I mean think how good things were before Toyota was in nascar. They should mandate Dodge return and mandate JGR use Dodge

I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

1st thread had 48 posters
gimmie confirmed win tonight

>digits and bowman gets cucked into second again

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Uh... there are a few problems with that. Other than the obvious things, they'd get black flagged on the first lap, assuming they could qualify.

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This is the thread

>someone actually saved my retarded picture
dubs and bowman wins

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cool!

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60 LAPS UNTIL ALEX BOWMAN WINS

ynr when Menard ran the full Nationwide season for Roush and the full Cup season for RPM for some reason.

You also now remember when the RPM haulers were parked at Martinsville for half a week because the check bounced.

Will he be Kyle Secondson or Kyle Wallson tonight?

>based and menardspilled

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I'm fully torqued as well.

I'm real impressed with how Bowman has bounced back from a pretty bad start of the season.

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They should swap all the literal who drivers into top equipment for a race and put people like MTJ and KB in shitboxes. Anything wrong with this idea? Gimmicky shit like this can save the sport.

KB would still shoot and ask questions later

Winner roll

>Logano 4th

He's going to win again thanks to some magical bullshit isn't he

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im ok with this

Oh boy.

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nice, I'm for Larson winning.

Wew

>you once had Martin, Kenseth, Edwards, Biffle, and Busch
>you now have Stenhouse, and old Newman

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I totally forgot they had FIVE cars, holy shit how the mighty fall

whats the pit stop delta?

NOOO THE WIN WAS OURS

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Logano tiem now

doesn't matter anymore, pit stops are done unless theres a caution

What happened to harvick earlier?

I was just wondering where Cactus king would come out.

got loose and slid into the wall

NBC must've paid like 10s of millions for the rights to running down a meme holy shit they're gonna make the most of it

Holy shit, Logano is gonna steal this.

THE STATE OF CHEVY

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brushed the wall and had to make a pit stop

he's just a bad driver

>ynr in 2005 when all 5 cars were in the chase and Roush had a 50% chance to win the championship and they still lost.

"running down the street, takin a poop on the neighbors lawn"

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biffle, a man denied his cup

I miss that stretch a couple years back where the pit crew lost him the race every week

Larson still has time to go into the wall

insider here. alex loses on a late restart

>busch's car just trying to kill him at this point

kek

how the hell is kyle in 9th. Is he a lock for the championship this year? Even driving a literal shitbox on fire he's in the top 10

If he does, it’s like the third time it’ll have happened with Logano chasing him down from second

kryle is trying to cause a caution

Based

Kyle Busch dies from lung cancer via second-hand smoke

What channel is this on tf?

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>if you stop, you'll die
absolutely kek

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they still lose it for him every week. look at michigan and pocono

driving in a cloud of burning rubber as well.

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nbcsn

LOL at the Springfield tire fire. Fuck Kyle Busch.

TNT

>chicagoland

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wish they would just remove all mile and a halfs from the schedule

pbs(kids)

I hate krylel as much as the next guy but it takes some sort of testicular fortitude to drive a car thats on fire

are you stupid or just knew?

Based Menard

25 LAPS

Its not 1999 anymore, grandpa.

Based menard shitting up the race

get the fuck out of the way paul

Wait, I thought Bowman couldn’t make it on fuel?

FUCKING MENARD

more like 20

BOWMAN NO

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Bowman is trying to throw it all away

kek fucking muhnard

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Is Menard fucking retarded?

who can choke harder, bowman or larson?

FUCK THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I feel so bad for Paul Menard...

TWENTY LAPS UNTIL ALEX BOWMAN WINS

bowman, larson isn't even in the lead

menard needs to be taken out back and get his ass beat

larson doesnt choke his team sucks and he goes to hard like vintage newman, which sometimes backfires. if he was with penske hed have four wins by now

who was #92?

>Larson hits the wall
>brings out caution
>Joey wins on restart
Calling it now.

off by one bro

Joey is going to steal his candy at the end. You know it to be true.

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88 and 42 crash
22 steals win

repeating digits and bowman and larson bounce off each other coming to the line

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU LARSON

Got em.

WORRIED

Larson will mess this up

winner roll

close

bowman cucked again

holy fuck

also anybody else not even realize Jr was calling this race? Swear his voice sounds different

BYE

caution imminent

10/10 race

HAAAHAHAHAHAAA

LAUGH AT BO2MAN

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

COME THE FUCK ON HENDRICK CARS

FUCKING WIN THIS SHIT

>bowman gonna wreck the 42

i don't think i could get any more erect from this guys
really wanna see jr's reaction to his old car winning

Larson will win check em

BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HE PUT THE BUMPER TO HIM!

BO MAN IS THE REAL DEAL!!!! TAKE THAT CANDY!

They both will scrape the wall and lolgano will win.

I honestly cant remember the last time a guy got run down like that, lost the lead, then took it back under green

BASED AF BOWMAN

FUCK YES

>BEST RACE OF THE YEAR?

ABSOLUTELY KINO WIN

I ALWAYS BO-LIEVED

it's been a long time

is chevrolet, dare i say...... back?

>Larson

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That was a good race

Okay, that was epic.

That was some top tier kino racing

yes, THEY ARE!

Where the fuck was JGR this whole race???

I am so fucking happy for Bowman, especially since a lot were saying he should be out of a ride earlier in the year

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HENDRICK WINS
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PENSKE AND GIBBS
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been bowmanposting ever since he filled in for jr
BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN
IT HAPPENED

How the fuck did Larson lose the lead?

I was born in 1988. Nice race.

Not disappointed in Larson, considering the season, but heartbreaking for sure

I love comfy first-time winner races.

>led 88 laps
kino

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That was some damn fine racing. Damn fine.

>amx btfos mercedes and lecuck
>no jgr or penske win
>both close
good day

Bowman sidedrafted him

Bowman found speed

*chokes*
uh oh....KYLE!!

LARSON!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY LARSON!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPROOOOO

YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY LARSON! LARSON FUNNY! WEEYAY FOR LARSON! GOOD LARSON! LARSON FUNNY! AHAH XDDD
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LARSON LARSON LA RSON LA RSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON

LARSON LARSON LA RSON L ARSON LARS ON LAR SON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LARSON LELELELELELELELE ELELELELELELELELEL XDXDXDXD

LARSON FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN LARSON

! TEE HEE XD LARSON! LARSIE! YAY! LARSIE MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P

OACH LARSIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A LARSON :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARSIE IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OACHSIE! LARSON UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE WANT LARSON! WE WANT LARSON! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) HEHE AHA

LARSON

you OK Betty?

That was fucking great. Boman has balls.

At least he didn’t go into the wall

>mazda 1-2
>yamaha finally uncucks themselves
damn good day

>We bog deep

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That gimbal cam thingie makes stuff look fake.

Bowman is OK. This race was good

oh shit

checkem

>Knaus wins before Jimmie
CHAD CONFIRMED GOAT

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chad is working with byron, bowman has ives

Knaus is Byron's crew chief tard

Ummmm Greg Ives is Bowman's CC, not Knaus
also, gay that Bowman won, but at least he actually earned it

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BASED MAZDA WIN
BASED BOWMAN WIN

Knaus is Byron faggot

I gotta give credit to Bowman. I thought it was over when Larson ran him down and passed got the lead. Pretty good race.

Larson's dead inside

Retard

fuck you

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RamBoman got a run, then scraped his front right quarter panel on the left rear quarter panel of Larson's shitbox, dumping air on those stupid huge spoilers, making him both slow, and loose, while driving by and giving that beta pussy the finger and telling his spotter to tell Larson's spotter to have his wife ready for him no later than 1 hour after the race.

I messed up

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>"I'm a cup winner and you're a pit reporter, no hard feelings bro"
What a savage

its okay

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>gimmie managed a top 5
not a bad day

lol, I was waiting for him to say it

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kek I noticed that too. Porker's career has gone nowhere outside of that Truck win since Swan folded.

>"No woman nor any minority driver has have ever won a MENCS race, so I consider it pretty normal that I've won. It was like, expected of me."

wtf Bowman, I didn't realize you drive the 88 just to "Heil Hitler"

wait what

>wendell scott

yeah man... he went full 1488 in his postrace

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"We don't count that one because he's colored"

Wtf never thought I'd hear Bowman say such a thing

lmao never gets old

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How many other drivers have finished in every position?

only took 6 years for this pic to be relevant

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I always finish in the same position
>on your mom's face

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Probably all of them who haven't won a race
>except Jeff Gordon :)

No idea but I get the chance to throw out this pointless trivia I saw in a book. Earnhardt's worst finish was 42nd, he never finished 43rd.

that safety worker is almost as retarded as a driver getting stuck in the infield mud after winning

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>That's kind of a personal question, don't you think user?

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Safety worker no win race

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why is it gay that he won? Better driver and car for the day.

I really feel like hes a strong 3in hard.

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Hail Xfinity?

I bet his scruff feels soo good on your grundle

Is this his new signature move?

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Shit boat knot

k hun

10/10