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Which USA state produces the best MMA talent?
brazil
Arizona
USA > UK in almost every way, definitely in terms of talent across all combat sports
nobody can debate this
America
The final redpill is realizing everyone in the UFC is a can and that God is the natty GOAT.
OH
Name one funny American tv show
i don't think anyone is debating that, champ
God is a can crusher
the office, parcs and rec, south park, family guy, american dad, always sunny in philly, simpsons, arrested development, big bang theory, rick and morty
>blocks The Schmo's path
Doo doola doo doo
*Heems you*
You're gosh darn right, hombre. God bless.
The Sopranos
Says it all really
He's the king of anal
>natty
>uses magic to achieve his gains
Wrong again zoomer.
The Inbetweeners
The US took an unfunny TV show, the office, and made it an international hit that is literally 7 percent of all netflix viewing.
It isnt pop knowledge though. Theres lots of information on it. EQ itself is more similar to pop knowledge.
The American office is garbage, I didn't like the British one either but still at least it was more than just toilet humour
who, if anyone, would you ideally have replace dana white as UFC president?
literally everyone disagrees with you. Like I said, it is by far the number one show on netflix, the biggest streaming service in the world. also has an 89 percent on rotten tomatoes.
I think what is happening is you're just being an edgey contrarian and disliking things that other people like.
lol believe what you want buddeh. I have 0 stake in you being proudly uninformed.
Brendan Schaub
>kikeflix
Go on burgerclap. Keep digging the hole
Chatri unironically
Clearly Sonnen.
me
lol, remind me again, what streaming services does the UK have? My state of indiana, has half of the people of the UK, is a bigger and more succesful economy than the whole of britain . empire declined bruh
>complaining about toilet humor on /heem/
*flushes you*
All of your culture for the past 80 years is just distilled "American" degeneracy. It's nothing to be proud of
>imagine watching the american version of the office
pleb detected
BKFC Man.
Either you heem or you don't get paid.
Your opinion isn't important though. It's what's written in the history books. US Office is mentally more popular and celebrated than UK and no amount of your insignificant bitching will ever change that. Just eat it, pussyboi.
>being a nazi
yikes, discarding all your opinions
Imagine being proud of being 40 years old and spending all your waking hours in this dungheap. You're a fucking loser lol
Andrew Yang
biggest britfag go
puke valbung cuppoo reemcock
Doesn't really say much, it's very popular amongst American teenagers who use netflix like yourself Bio.
fake news
She's so cute, bros. I'm almost in love.
luke u have 0 friends. go tweet 50 more times for 5 likes lol
GOAT
many such cases
she's so shy too...
I'm constantly getting called Luke and I'm actually valbong lmao
Cant be the goat if your a bad person checkmate
>this is cute in kyrgyztan
yikes, oof, cringe, bitch looks like she got hit by a truck
Only contrarian fags like this ooga booga
In all seriousness, why did Luke leave the discord?
Lafayette
Yeah, that's her selling point. So anxious and twitchy. Cringy, as modern internet says. Yet she fucking fights in (you)FC. What a girl.
Come on, BRo. Try to not OD on zoomerspeak.
>Philippians 4:13
>I can do all this through him who gives me strength.
Who is this "him" ?
the lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
Shes a meth head
His PEDs provider
>The power of Jesus pulses through Jon Jones' body.
That vid where she gets her ass groped in the bus was godlike
Which one? Heemcord where he's mod?
Its that one.
jones probably hasn't been in a church since grade school
The other one where she has blonde hair is better
Yeah, was it your fault?
are you not thinking of alyssa branch?
Nah I left heemcord a long time ago too. It's shit lol. Who are you?
tough to make that cut without the drugs banned by USADA, huh maycee?
she's the female Jon Jones
>she claimed Dern ducked her
have you ever had sex??
No and she has brown hair in the vid, not blonde, been a while since last time I seen it
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1. at UFC Fight Night 55.[11] However, Borg was forced to pull out of the event due to injury
2. Borg faced promotional newcomer Geane Herrera on August 8, 2015, at UFC Fight Night 73. He missed weight
3. at UFC 201.[21] However, Borg pulled out on July 21 due to injury
4. at UFC 203.[23] However, Borg pulled out of the fight on September 7 citing an illness.
5. at UFC 207.[25] At the weigh-ins, Borg missed weight for the bout, coming in at 129.5 pounds
6. at UFC 215.[30] In turn, the fight was canceled a day before the event, as Borg was forced to withdraw from the fight on Thursday evening due to illness
7. at UFC 223, but was removed from the card after being injured by glass from a bus window
8. at UFC Fight Night 129.[36] However, in late April, Borg withdrew from the bout to take care of his child from brain surgery
9. at UFC Fight Night 139.[38] However on November 7, 2018 it was reported that the bout was cancelled due to undisclosed medical issues
10. At the weigh-ins, Borg weighed in at 137.75 lbs, 1.75 pound over
yes
Incredible that he's not cut
the last one was johny hendricks tier
What is your mental illness of choice?
Psychopathy with a dash of emotional dysfunction.
Not when you need the entire US justice system and UFC behind you in order to make it through events
If i had a choice
>sex addiction
I'm valbong
BJ just beat up a bouncer and is getting hella views
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the fuck I thought maycee had tits
flatter than ladd
No you're not. You're probably fagpu you neet faggot
Conversely, Tatianas got some big ol tatas that she's been trying to hide. I bet she's a supple D cup with great nipples.
love that he took off his shoes to throw kicks
this is a serious and motivated bj
None of the current wmma titties can compete with the natty goat that i wont mention here.
This is ridiculously pathetic
Zingano? Carano? Don't be that dude that gives perv knowledge. That's a level of low no one should be on.
a week ago
Nice bait boyo
Chael
Fucking BJ, man. His last fight was not even that bad.
Dern
>inb4
i only posted because because user asked.
those are fake you retard
Missed weight after moving up a weight class... he's a fucking crybaby too. As much hate as other fighters may get, I think Ray Borg is genuinely the fighter I dislike the most and he is the most deserving of being both cut and ridiculed endlessly. The only reason he doesn't generate more hate is because he is literally an irrelevant manlet in the most irrelevant division.
Oh, and he fucking faked the eye injury, too. Fuck Ray Borg.
located
his newborn son was literally dying and needing brain surgeries
he gets a pass for me honestly, I think he was just fighting to pay the medical bills and not putting too much time in
dude needs some time off, doesn’t deserve to be cut
everybody say who you are in the discord
it will be epic
he can't catch a fucking break, had a car accident not too long ago
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honestly if you hate a guy with that many problems you're an asshole
>b-but he is meeeaaaan
let me guess you are probably 5’0 flat with a 100k net worth meanwhile Jon will stay on top for yet another generation of lhw contenders and make millions
nah she's confirmed to have a Amy Reid tier nattypair.
Probably California.
Conor heems Dustin
Dustin heems Khabib
Khabib heems Tony
Tony heems Conor
Lighweight is a joke
Dustin is gonna gas bro
Fuck Ray Borg. He deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
I make double what Jones makes a year by betting smart
>let me guess you are probably 5’0 flat with a 100k net worth
kek, Tyson BTFO
I’ve been on Yea Forums for too long, I don’t have the energy to act edgy. Genuinely hope things turn out okay for this guy.
My net worth heems 90% of heem and i don't even have a job.
>contrarians
He is the most popular UFC fighter other than Gooby. The people who don't like him are the minority and are the contrarians.
I agree user
Boo hoo... everyone has bad shit happen to them. That doesn't excuse you from doing your job. It's not "edgy" to expect someone to show up to work and do their job. If they are having issues, they can take time off. He didn't have to sign up for the fights, but he did. Then he doesn't show up or make weight. Quit coming up with excuses and either do your job or take personal time. Half assing both and crying about it is BS.
>Tony "Rocked By A Straw Gust of Air" Ferguson beating Conor "Gooby" McGregor
Yeah ok reatard
anons saying he deserves having his son go nearly brain dead is, in fact, edgy
based and average joe pilled
>getting this worked up about manlet fights
Let him pull out who fuckin cares, nobody was gonna watch anyway
wtf was Sage Roidcutt doing with the Diaz brothers
People who post their children on social media are the scum of the earth.
learning the ropes bee
>threw the ringer
Fuck
oh fer sure ill be showing northcutt some ropes b
if the diaz brothers didnt have figjting theyd both be chronic NEETs and homeless.
>Big bang theory
I just thought I would let you guys know the current meta when it comes to heem flag power rankings
>High tier
America
>Mid tier
Bongland, Hueland, Swedeland, Finland, Mexico
>Low tier
Krautland, Dernmark
>Absolute complete fucking shit tier
Leaf
Absolutely based
i saw a fellow heemster last night
T I B A U
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Macedernia was a great poster.
>British “TV”
kek just look at the late night hosts
James Corden and Graham Norton are flamboyant British faggots compared to chads like Conan and Letterman
I will admit he BTFO Twitchy
Nick looks like he smells like cigarettes
We know who heems /boy/'s are.
Who are heems /girl/'s?
doxxing is so lame
jesus, Corden really is an insufferable faggot
Yeah "he" deserves the credit for that even by his most ardent haters.
The guy sitting next to a girl?
James Corden's audience is burgers though. Nobody likes him over here.
Also I notice how you are forgetting to mention GOAT Craig Ferguson.
just saying hello. we are anons but friends on fight night
Im sick of Le Tony Is Our Sperg xD nonsense
Tony is a brad with a touch of psychosis.
Nate always has been and always will be /ourguy/
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Was he the guy who found his apartment?
they probably the only ones you know arent they. guess youve never heard of parkinson - "so, do you do crack?"
Nate heems Tony with the three piece
submission (nose blow between rounds)
yes he was posting pictures in the game thread. it was easy to spot him with that person wearing the silly red hat in front of him
lol someone found out where Twitchy lives? Is that why that butter tooth fuck went off the grid? I guarantee his wife doesn't have papers
i made go into sperg mode by
>insulting him and his wife
>winning the picks game
>challinging him to a million dollar cock off
Sort of how i remember it.
fuck off Dernposter goddammit
Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series
Why did he include #Bellator twitter.com
Isn't it a shame that Amy Reid never let Mike Adriano ream that asshole? What a pity.
I mean macedernia did. not me.
bruh we all fucking know you're the old Danish and Macedonian dernposter
Dustin and DC who else?!
And the Ortega poster from Germany before that. They're all probably spammy's personalities. His life is so sad. Pretending to be a bunch of different degenerates on a dead general lol
Adriano is overrated.
A good anal scene with amy reid is POV Pervert 9
She looks so sexy
>amy reid
*sips* now thats one i havent heard in a while
>Rocked by a straw gust of air
Which is why he’s been knocked out so many times right, and Lando put him out cold after Tony ducked into his headkick? Your retarded ass probably think Frankie has a glass chin too and that Robbie has le best chin xD
Faggot bitch
>your
lol.
no
>it's an Autists Turn /Heem/ Into Their Social Club episode
No one fucking cares DISCUSS HEEMS.
Heem Day is coming up soon and this is how you the holiday.
Pathetic.
>Tony doesn't get rocked constantly
But he does. You cannot dispute this.
Gooby would be the one to put him out for good.
Does Holly Holm have the worst CTE in WMMA?
whats the killer parlay here?
shut up spammy
Heem day is a forced meme and I will not use it
Nah bro Adriano's girth, body worship, and general degeneracy is top tier. None can match it. You can tell the girls genuinely love it too and he always gets babes
I will say he's fallen off a bit lately. He isn't getting smoking hot new talent at the same frequency and he does less interesting positions now that he's old and fat
Most of us are too busy preparing for /heem/ day to post bud
You guys have put up the decorations right?
He has a share in it or some sort of deal with them that's like that. They promote something of his and he promotes them
Naurdiev
Edmen
Allen
Chiesa
Masvidal
Jones
What's the odds on that?
*ahem*
If Jon Jones loses does he get an automatic rematch?
All fights will be decisions on July 6th.
solid graphic spammy, good showing of abstract logic. too bad you're a legless neet and the height of your intellectual pursuit is posting scat on Yea Forums
So he was there with a girlfriend, and you were there alone? And then because of jealousy you try to embarrass him on here?
Sad
yeah and a few extra pulsing sessions
Anything can happen on /heem/ day, but I'd wager yes he does. There's no one else really in line and it's not like LHW has big stars
no doubt unless he's offered some big money fight at HW for some reason.
Schizo state lmao
I don't see him trying to embarrass anyone, relax man
I have won the picks for two events in a row. I am anticipating continuing my /heem/ title defense record to 3. All of the main card fights are easy picks except for Diego/Chiesa is the one that worries me. You never know which Diego will come out, hopefully it is Face The Pain diego.
>0 (zero) avn male performer awards
He's no Manuel that's for sure..
btw my directer boy is always gonna be Jules Jordan.
He doesn’t
When did RDA, Cowboy, Barboza, Lee rock him? You’re just another brainless cumguzzler who jumps on every trendy shitbin cold take. Conors been rocked harder than Tony ever has
Everytime I speak this dudes accusing me of being Luke and then crying about England
Alexa play You need to calm down by Taylor Swift
Swimming in (You)s the mad lad
All favorites except Jorge. And he ain't winning
Chiesa is actually a big favorite, not sure how I feel about that
Was he looking back at (You)
I genuinely don't understand why Chiesa/Sanchez has even been made. Chiesa just beat Condit, Sanchez is in the later stages of his career while Chiesa isn't really. Just seems odd matchmaking and Chiesa is likely to win.
He does it a few times, just leave him 2bh
He also calls anyone who triggers him the spammer then ironically spams his image folder he frightens me
Yo what's up /heem/! Just found out about this place from the MMA Chat discord. I've been told you guys are wild haha. And it's cool if I say nigger or openly support Trump. So fuck yeah dude can't wait to kick back with you boys and talk shop. I'm super hyped for 239. Jones is the motherfucking GOAT no matter how reddit feels. Can't wait to see him do work. I hope he goes up to HW after though as he's cleaned out LHW like 3x over haha
Also sorry about this being mad long haha I'm lowkey buzzed to post here. Didn't think there was anywhere to discuss MMA without the PC and thought police giving you shit for reasonable opinions
Cheers fellas. Thanks for reading!
Why do the goblins always win? Are the chink judges biased?
Did you say hi at least you sperg?
That's still a great payout though.
How cheeky would it be to just make a single bet on both masvidal and holm,
i'm thinking about it.
Literally the only correct etiquette would have been to rub his chin, say "excuse me sir, are you Stipe Miocic?" and then replying "holy shit"
If he doesn't get it he's a caz
Honestly I think Jorge gets it done bro. He kept Maia off of him and he's a way better backpack than Ben. I hope Diego wins though haha
Just so you know there was never no rocking of Conor.
He gassed out and tried to hump Nate to recover and he got knocked off balance by Khabib because he was anticipating the shot.
Fuck Conor lol
You're a fucking punk dude
That was a nasty line by me
You have one man to thank for conor mcroider still having a career
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We all know Masvidal fucks like an animal.
He has that cocksure cuban swagger.
he flushes asskren.
>no homo
Ever since the buyout that forced Netflix into debt it didnt need for the sake of propaganda, you are right.
Still better than cable.
What's your guy's dream matchup? I'm dying to see Whittaker vs Moose
Of eyepokes. Which is how he climbed that high.
corner never trained serious on cycling.
first of all he didn't ride with click in shoes.
But he was also riding with bare back in one video. No serious ride will ride around with a bare back.
But Durian is actually right about the training part.
DC eyepokes too lmao. Jon is just untouchable brah
>drugs banned by USADA
All that shit does is provide chosen favorite allowed to juice and blackmailed into compliance.
Maia doesn't have the takedown ability that Ben has not even close.
Naw yo or else why wouldn't they just sweep Jones and TJ and O'Malley under the rug. That would be so much more convenient than the controversy. Doesn't make sense
Its not a forced meme at all
Broo Askren got slammed by Lawler lmao and he struggled to keep some can down in ONE who's name I'm blanking on. I don't think he's that good dog
McGregor is the natty GOAT.
If he actually did something like EPO he would be unstoppable
Cycling has put in the most intense testing scheme of all sports and yet they just found some riders that passed unnoticed.
only got caught because the caught some skier mid needle.
Anti ped is the biggest scam in sports ever.
>Slammed by lawler
He also ended up taking lawler down and submitting him.
> That one fight where he couldn't get a takedown.
The fighter the ducked Ben for the rest of his career.
Askren was out
Idk bro I see what you mean but I don't think Lawler was out and Masvidal is a way smoother striker and faster on his feet. I see Ben getting touched up but we bout to find it in a week anyways my g
drug testing works. you can tell by the 100m sprint times regressing.
Wow you're a real detective
Tell me some fighters real heights
Yeah, I can't wait for this week's fight aswell.
also testing is gay
... just fucking relax mate
nope, it's good. drugs are gay.
You keeping an eye on Edmen Shahbazyen and Arnold Allen? They're my prospects to watch on this card. I think both are gonna be ranked soon
Im putting a cheeky tenner on masvidal by ko
nah.
Askren is the grapler gokhan saki
Xavier Renegade Angel
Sean O'starine
Based.
You must be an Askren fan.
Khabib is undefeated
Jouban and Carmouche
Omalley fight is off? What dis he do now
Ronda wins the rematch
Are HW's lazy?
Literally every class from Womens Straweight, up to LHW have fighters you can do everything, including pick you up and throw you across the octagon.
For all their muscles, mass, and strength, you so rarely see true power in the biggest division.
*Ahem*
These new fan vs pro matches seem dangerous
No class
*Appears at your press conference uninvited*
But why? Moose just got embarrassed by Maia lite.
its just one of those days
thats more of a trip than a straight pick up
I was reading about how dangerous a pelvic fracture is, how in the old days before surgery it would nearly always result in death or permanent disability. Even not long ago that actor didn't realise he had broken his and died of internal bleeding. Has there ever been a fight in the UFC where someone broke their pelvis?
Embarrassed by not being able to be subbed and getting robbed in a decision?
heem
Dude ostarine
he was framed by somebody and will never be allowed to fight ever again.
>i-it's actually a victory that he couldn't be subbed!! He was robbed!!
>got completely and utterly grapplemogged and manhandled like he was a child
Lovato could have pulled his dick out and started raping moose and there is nothing he could have done.
He was exposed.
>got completely and utterly grapplemogged and manhandled like he was a child
One round. In round 5. He completely failed to outgrapple mousasi in round 2 and spent the last minute+ of the round running away on the feet and was miraculously awarded the round.
moose won the story and therefore wins the rematch
just learned andrade is fighting some chinise can lol
curb...
The Simpsons season 11 episode 5
>getting robbed
Oh nonono please tell me you don’t actually think that
Reminder that there were people buying into the hype and thinking that moose would btfo bobby knuckles
>stipe won the fight by UD
>But won the story by sub
literally all because he beat Rory fucking kek
Moose was a legend but he is done.
You now remember CM Punk and Tai Tuivasa pushing Reem vs Blaydes into the prelims of 225
Robbie was out.
@93877780
what a cheap and dishonorable bait
I think he suplexed him in this fight but I dont have that webm
Oh user has fast hands
Usman is cut bad now
Those shots only grazed him and still he's leaking
Usman shoots again, and stuffed!
So impressed with anons takedown defence in this fight, as a much smaller fighter
oh Usman is TIRED, he's breathing out of his mouth, his nose and forehead is leaking
user is going to the body, he might stop this fight with bodyshots here
Usman goes down!
it's over, it's over stop the fight!
AND NEW!
First and foremost I want to thank /heem/, they helped me stay motivated when I wanted to quit.
Robbie was in.
that’s better
So this is only to keep reddit happy, right?
In the nether-realm
@93877835
yeah dropping off Askren’s soul
>you were out wobbie blood
Robbie was out for a few seconds
She must be 90 now in woman years
based
Florida
DC is 5’10
Colby is 5’9
>people thinking Ben won't heem three piece and a meme
Jorge is a can.
10-9 bouncer, he was more active on the bottom desu
based Nardwar
conor is a fraud tho
Ben Askren and Tony Ferguson are literally the most reddit fighters active right now.
My three piece with the soda flair would disagree with you.
*drool leaks from mouth*
*scratches balls*
*sniffs fingers*
*sucks in drool*
>Durrrrr Colby like Drumpf so he is based
peeago gets heemed in the 2nd
>conor
>still having a career
he doesn't really tho, he'll just finish out his contract because Dana tells him to, then he'll flush away his life.
he is Thia-going to be San-toast if you know what I mean
but he will always be the first double champion, a historic achievement that will never be diminished bu the likes of a turd eating leaf like you
don’t even (You) me, buddy
you know when you go to a restaurant and they have like a default dish for kids. usually some fries or what ever
>thats what masvidal will do to askren.
Conor McGregor vs Brock Lesnar is my dream fight.
I want to see Brock land an F5 for real.
>he tried to reach down and grab my dick or whatever
>So I gave him the tendies with a ketchup
>Finnish cuisine
My dream fight is Demetrious Johnson and Henry Cejudo duo fight against Ngannou
>t. transexual
real talk, who would win in a street fight: Lobov or Loma? No refs
>corndog with fries
I'm literally the only user here who has heemed an imaginary friend
I had too many imaginary friends, my parents actually put me on medication to heem them. Guess I'm not the natty goat.
Tony are you okay?
it wasn't even mine, it was someone else's
looks like the best choice
bro you got btfo. just take a seat.
post one (1) funny non british euro tv show.
Au Service De La France
the dudesons
Congratulations. you are an excellent connoisseur of finnish TV.
Loma because Artem is slow as shit
Brett Okamoto
Why are finns such anglo nut-huggers?
>this triggers the anglo
>vi(was)kings
arimate goys?
modern:
Trailer Park Boys
Letterkenny
vintage:
Kids in the Hall
SCTV
oh wait-
>pliz based vikings.
>come and rule us. We are to stupid and nigger to rule ourselves
Based Danish Rurik founding Russia.
Rurik was SWEDISH
Askren lost to Jay Hieron
Maia isnt injecting nandrolone stacks directly into his jugular like Lovato
>unzips pants out of habit before pouncing
fake news
Objectively true, most of the people in the Bible that were killed had no where near the skill people have today. Not to mention smaller population sizes and therefore a lack of a decent talent pool AND the fact that everyone back then was a malnourished manlet
Sä kymmenen käskyä unohdit nyt sul on HIV
Fact: Gustav Vasa got carried by the Hansa.
What dat
go get raped olaf
Finns are slavs
swedes are gay
>climbing the ranks
Feels good
based finnbro
t. Pekka Pakkoruotsi
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
t. svenne småkukson
>GOAT tier
Australia, Lithuania
Name a more comfy voice in mma.
>ish ish ishes into a heem
Can she be the one (((WMMA))) "fighter" that actually doesn't have static head vs Nunes? She's boxing champ after all. Wouldn't mind seeing her headkick gassed Dykemanda and then get BTFO by Cyborg, is all i'm saying.
That new German is atrocious
20-0
lol he's such a weirdo
Also holm has better distance control that all the cans nunes has been fighting. nunes can't just move in as easily.
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
Tony bless
which fighter is the anti-Tim Kennedy? who hates freedom the most.
nah he's based
>01:34
yeah i dont think so sweaty.
What do we call the good version of Anders
The opposite of Tim Kennedy is in many ways Belal Mohammed.
Given that GDR and Cyborg abused her with flush right hands all night, I'm seeing little reason why Nunes won't do the same. It's not like Holm has improved at all.
The problem is that Holly is pretty much flushed. She did/does have good boxing fundamentals, but she's on the tail end of her career. Prime Holly is, on paper, the perfect match for brawlers.
This. She's clearly one step slower. That right will always find her face.
You mean fighters who don't talk much and is actually good at fighting?
Anyone got Anders heem from the weekend?
>kinzie
the best fap of the '00s, i need to go and have a legacy fap to her at some point.
>Holly Holm wrestlefucked megan anderson
>Megan Anderson was wrestlefucked by holly holm
narrative is a powerful thing.
formerly episode 4
You should watch the scene in Jacks pov 5.
/chi/
Yall krakkkazzz b trippin
how do you know?
based, thanks breh
>nate
>/ourguy/
yikes!
you wish you were that cool
thurts?
DICEY DICEY
He handled it pretty well all things considered, that's gotta be super fucking awkward
It actually makes me pity the people who make these.
find a bigger chad.
you can't.
Reminder not to get your hopes up.
this looks fucking nasty, is that what finnish restaurants serve?
fried potatoes are the easiest cooking stuff to do in the world (except washing some lettuce) why would any restaurant sell that shit
quit virtue signalling about your wealth and taste in food fucking faggot.
Fight week hype
I would kill to have his social skills and confidence.
Its all there
Mhmm yeah based
The French have food so fine it's known to be gourmet as a culture. Being European you're too used to French finery and take it for granted whereas a hick Aussie like myself can see it for what it is.
also DC goes home
So Zhang beats Andrade infront of hundreds of huawei gookies,then the sore loss Andrade goes up to the flyweight and heems Shevchenko
Hai where is Europe?
so i was watching the daughter of the wolf yesterday and man fuck it Carano is the most beautiful mma fighter ever lived. She captivates everything around her in every scene. Haywire is her monumental action movie as of her mma skills but man every movie with Carano in is worth watching
*Solves MMA*
Jones
Nunes
Rockhold
Chiesa
Dong
Ismail
John Danaher
marreta will fold jones like a ping pong table
I think this card has the potential to end up pretty boring
Poirier will be mauled by Khabib worse than any of his opponents heretofore, including Barboza, and it will greatly exacerbate Khabib’s status. Too many people not realizing that even Dustin knows he’s not going to win. He’s a fair fighter and top 5, but there’s a chasm between the top 3 (Khabib, Ferguson, and yes, Conor) and the rest of the division. Any one of the top 3 would violate him. He doesn’t have the spirit to hang with the real killers. He himself admitted that he almost quit against an undersized Holloway... when he was winning. Imagine when Khabib gets ahold of him, or Ferguson starts slicing him up, or Conor cracks him (like we’ve seen). He’s got the talent for top 5 but not the spirit for anything further.
just gonna have a math test bros
25 minutes to make life fair
damn,I'm very upset right now
Ireland
Mexico
Whats heems opinion on sherdog.com?
I give 12.487 crypto facebook to be her corner man
>le facebook likes
This is cool as fuck, thanks
The only funny British person is Steven Wright. If Ricky Gevais is the key note funny Brit then British humor is worse than German.
who the fuck is steven wright
welcome Guaman
Better than /heem/ if you're looking for actual discussion and good shoops. This place fell off a cliff about 2 years ago, schaubposting, stale memes like "what does heem stand for?" "I'd heem everyone here" "Schaub would heem Ngannou" etc , but the worst part is the personalities, it's an anonymous board you attention seeking fags. Luke, coral, spammy, valbong, mustafa, you are all Facebook tier losers.
bros... could he make one last run at the strap?
i think his next fight will be his last one too(maybe for both) against Werdum II
>american
He must have some dirt on Dana otherwise he'd be long gone by now.
excellent site rankingmma.com
Darkest dungeon is such a shit game lads
bitch looks like Olive Oyl but at least has a nice ass, shame about the Narutard shirt tho, that's a very bad look for Dillon
git gud
Theres nothing to get good at its just a farming simulator
wat
DC > Stipe
Stipe > Nbugu
Reem Bless come back to heemcord you absolute bender, I need to know who your favourite female fighter is
Is american top team the best gym in the world?
>Joanna, Ngannou, Stipe: 0
Utterly based and redpilled
that hue would unironically be in the MW top 10 in ufc and top 3 pre usada
the app sees further that the Stipe-Ngannou fight was staged.mma math is trully a masterpiece of the 21st century
Based! BASED! bASED!
People need to realise it's Rakic who gets it done.
Chago Santos is going to defeat Jon Jones via unanimous decision (50-43). Cap this post.
didnt find any mma education for them.Maybe they learned martial arts from the movies
His leg kicks are going to be a real problem, and then he'll threaten the overhand and the uppercut to stop Jones getting the clinch.
They're based kickboxers
Stipe is especially based with the only correct combination for the UFC, boxer/wrestler
I fucking hope he goes for the kill early
He needs to fight how Cody fought Cruz, that's his only hope of winning
ok 50-43 that means 10-9,10-9,10-9,10-9,10-7.In the last round Jones had an almost death experience but he managed to survive so they scored him at 7
Obviously, it will be a foul from Jones... but Santos will be a warrior like Smith was and continue anyway.
Or he loses a point? Or two again? Think next time blud
Here you go, whoever said that
Jones has too much reach, so I don't think it's the same.
IM THINKING WORLD TITLES
And he did with legkicks as well
Why don't heavyweights use more leg kicks?
JDS ruined both Magumbo and Stipe's legs with 2 kicks
This user got it right but guessed the wrong method
You have to train to do it, currently all ufc heavyweights have never trained any martial arts
Fair enough
Does Jorge have the best walkout in UFC?
Not even close, unless you mean Jorge St Peter
Me 2 brutha. #CHAMPSHITONLY
Ngannou has nothing to do with boxing,he is a power puncher.He punches machines to get teddybears.Stipe is a high-school wrestler,and a counter puncher,medium boxing skills,has nothing to do with kickboxing,Joanna is a kickboxer yes but kickboxing has no belts,certificates etc.She also has a Muay Thai experience but i think she is a self-taught to this
women aren't really that "beautiful", just sexually attractive. No homo.
I've missed him, bros
So Jones at the end of the 4th round came up with this brilliant idea: "its ok that I fuckin losin 4 rounds i still can turn the tables by kicking him on the groin,spit some picojuice on his face or blind him eternally without anyone else sees me"
shitton of kickboxers are kyokushin guys. The main dutch gyms has a stronger kyokushin lineage than thai.
>Stipe is especially based with the only correct combination for the UFC, boxer/wrestler
American go back.
Mods hit me with that #ChampShitOnly flair
got you
How quick would Jon turn his back on jacksonwink if he lost?
she looked bloated af in Deadpool
lol man I've spent about a month in sherdog 3 years ago and everytime I posted photos of wmma they all responded with fap gifs
4 days left til 4 weeks off, get to see a cuban get choked on the weekend
life is good
she is kind of heavy post fight career same for most athletes I suppose.
I'm staying in peak shape for the rest of my life but that is the same with a lot of people that got in shape later on
all sherdog threads I've lurked in gives the impression that the average iq there is 85 at most. What's up with that?
Anyway, the best place for mma discussion, memes and OC on the internet is reddit and it's not even close. IF you can keep your /pol/tism somewhat contained.
Fedor
Imagine the smell
darkest dungeon is literally babby's first roguelike
just manage your stress and heal yourself bruh
oh and dont pick up random shit on the road
>reddit is better
As an avid redditor with over 100k+ karma and and a monthly gold subscription i have to respectfully disagree
Norgay thinks reddit is the best what else is new
maybe she did put on weight for the character but again she looked like tha in a bunch of movies she does nowadays, maybe it really happened to her as you said, idk but compared to when she was a fighter she's way more "meaty" now
Im not saying its too hard, its just a dogshit game
saved
Always Sunny, up until a few seasons ago, is the funniest tv show ever made. Aqua Teen and a handful of other Adult Swim shows are great too. But I like British tv as well desu People Just Do Nothing and Fresh Meat are both kino and I know a lot of people love Peep Show as well
You guys should go back there and enjoy discussion on reddit
>sherdog
1.if you start a thread with PVZ ass immediately you get 3 pages with fap gifs,been recognized as a black belt poster and co-posters encourage you to take a part in annual sherdog poster elections
2.ads
3.mobile app is in Neanderthal state
4.There are a lot of 7th grade opinions
>mma underground
1.They still don't know how to register people properly
2.Every thread is a clickbait
3.There is a thread about Hughes got drunk and beat his sister ass without making any sense and got at least 100 comments
4.I strongly believe that the guy who decided to make the mobile app the only programming language he knows is the 80's Basic.I don't think he will ever finish this project
>reddit
1.ads,misleading concepts
2.there are threads with 10 pages analysis about roids.Clearly an usada mma site
3.lots of people there have nothing to do with mma.They clearly collect points to get the eternal legendary redditor goat badge
4.Mods are shooting on whatever moves
”Benavidez looked good tonight,” White said. He got busted up in that first round. He got two really bad cuts in really bad places. He didn’t let it get to his head, and didn’t let it throw his game off. Landed that nice head kick. Benavidez has been a guy that’s been in this company for a very long time. He’s a hard-working guy, tows the line, does whatever he needs to do. It’s good to see him win tonight against a really tough opponent and get into the position he’s in.”
In my mind Joey Benavidez is literally the current flyweight champion.
imagine if they strip Cejudo if he memes a fight against Holloway lmao
Joey b vs cejudo would be the greatest flyweight title fight ever. Cejudo still stops him tho 10 times out of 10.
Dude wtf I could have sworn it's been like 3-4 months since I got fired but apparently it's only been exactly one month. Time is so weird sometimes man.
Chael or Brian Stann
>5 more days until Father Heemmas leaves a GOATs head under the Heemmas tree
I hope you faggots aren't missing this chance to take your bookie to the cleaners.
cejudo should fight again next at 125 or 135 to avenge the "Loss"
The state with the highest number of low IQ replaceable people who are willing to undergo serious long lasting head trauma at the chance of a $200k a year career for 3 or so years
So probably California or Florida
>fedor overrated confirmed
how will the few fedorfags left ever recover?
>betting
Absolute mongoloid behaviour, that and needing a drink to enjoy sports is so pathetic. Paying to poison yourself is Cody level IQ
what fight(s) made you scared for a fighter?
for me it was stipe vs ngannou
i have never been so scared for a man ad i was in that first round
at a certain point, ngannou had him against the cage and threw three bombs all of which stipe evaded with fantastic head movement
stipe survived deathrow
and for that he will forever be based
>Not betting
Point and laugh at this faggot. The bookies love him.
>not betting
haha what a fag. why even live?
Bookies only exist because brainlets fund their greed. I live near a casino, gamblers are almost entirely low-class losers.
t. Cruz
>not betting
look at this poofter, can't even pick fights
fortune favours the bold and fucks the sissy boys in their tight arses
Hendricks vs Weight Cuts. After each one, he died a little
Ill be honest the leaf is pretty based today
I knew it
cruz is such a fucking can
mma math doesn't rcognize the line that goes from ngannou to hunt to moussasi etc so a lot of juicy lines are not there that should.
>inb4 wow you broke the site like you broke a certain youtuber
sure
What kind of legacy was Cody robbed of by TJ?
Cody might have become the all time p4p goat by now.
Its free money unless you have a room temperature IQ.
>Hello Mr Bookie. I have a crisp clean £10 note I would like to exchange with you.
>Hello again Mr user. That is a very nice £10 pound note, I will give you £390 for it.
*hand shake*
I've done this just about every weekend for the past 7 years straight. LITERALLY can't comprehend why you wouldn't.
wtf is this
What did he mean by this?
I got Boris at 3.3 money back. i couldn't believe my eyes.
dude nobody memed on Cruz like this ever
was the stutter there before masvidal?
Cody was my boy... seems like he's flushed after the TJ fights, though. Sad what could have been.
Based ABC logic
This is honestly what heem looks like half the time when predicting fights.
he's saying technically he's the goat.
Based.
don't worry lads punished Cody is making a comeback
For what it's worth he clearly won the story.
Garbrandt is and always will be our guy at bw.
Cejudo literally called out Cody in his post fight. Redemption arc starts now.
i think mma math prooves correct when all the fights in its card happen in the same year.When there is a lot of time for a fighter to improve and his next fight is 2 years later than his previous mma math prooves wrong
>le not focused excuse
>rock someone
>instead of finishing them you just dance
imagine being the other guy in this situation, this is why Cruz is still a virgin
>That Ricky Hattonesq post fight bloating
Proper lad. That's a man you know has emptied the pockets of every bookie he has encountered.
Does Domiprick Snooze have the worst physique in MMA?
Barão was our guy. Snake flushed two peaches
New thread in honor of No Brain
cody flushed cruz with his dance moves though.
Dustin is underrated af