/cric/ - WORLD CUP THREAD

youtube.com/watch?v=ICjG8t_SnSg
Listening to this again, it actually pops off.

Also based trinibro thread. Love your work mate

Is Kohli really blaming and questioning the boundary lengths at edgbaston instead of maybe telling his top order to hurry the fuck up in the first 10 overs instead.

Haha that's him, couldn't remember his name. I watched some more recent stuff but its not that great. The fake complaining skit now feels more like actually listening to a boring fucker complain about nothing.

Red herring to distract from the accusations of them throwing the game i reckon.

yeah, he's grim now

>is an indian trying to blame someone else for his fuck up
surely not

surprised he didn't just blame colonialism like most indians do for everything.

Business idea - the WC match grounds allocation should be completely random. I really want to see how much of a potentially shitshow something like Ind vs Pak in a small county ground like Taunton or something.

Pavement

Did England secretly move the boundaries out during the interval? Is this the next big cheating scandal?

Nah its gonna be DhoniGate. Matchfixing.

>>is an indian trying to blame someone else for his fuck up
is this a meme? indians are the most upfront people i've come across in my long life

how are they going to do that without one person in the crowd noticing
do you know where the boundary ropes are

ball boys

We hired Derren Brown to help out.

this Pavement posting dude is soo cool
wew
just a one word post
pavement
brilliant!

never stops amazing me how americans do this. they have no idea what they're on about and will still give a strong opinion no matter what the topic is. it also makes you wonder where the fuck they get their information or if they just knowingly make shit up for some reason.

pavement

the "crowd" is too busy brawling and throwing acid on each other to notice

You move them out like 1mm at a time on small remote controlled wheels

Human eye can't perceive movement that slow so no one in the crowd would notice

It's all Dhoni's fault. Not Kohli and Sharma fucking around scoring no runs for 20 overs.

sidewalk

Neither would the scoreboard.

You could have brought the ropes IN about five yards and they still wouldn't have got a six until the last over.

Just give us the trophy, already.

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You do realize that not every American is that stupid, right?

I realise it.
I just can't prove it.

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tarmac

SOOO cool!

the lunch sesh was kinda extra long too innit

yabla x

time for a snake sesh innit tbqh ngl bla

x

x

kyle minogue ft nick cave at glastonbury
really cute

reckon sebbo has a cocaine habit

youtube.com/watch?v=y2CatDFBeaY
my work in this world in this regard is pretty much done by this man here
youtube.com/watch?v=audR8alIc3c
youtube.com/watch?v=2pDsbHKqFcg
x

Does Kylie's arse still hold up? Can it compete in the modern age of oversized arses with graphite enhancements? Don't get me wrong, it was a great arse in its day, but can we really compare across eras?

of course it can
a bum doesn't have to be massive to be nice

not a fan of big bums

tad gay ngl

thinking carbonara is on the cards today lads

Shouldn't they be better at cricket?

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Shouldn't they be better at cricket?

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Arguably, so should they.

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delicious salmon and cream cheese bagle with red onion and capers lads

they should all be better at roach, not cricket

umm..don't think it works the way you're thinking*
*not sure you are doing this either
'magine the smell

>Eating meat with milk

Oy vey! Not very kosher.

*milk product

is this /breakfast/??

fish is pareve; it's not treated as meat

Shouldn't they be better at cricket?

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reckon thailand should be better at cricket

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amazing that not a single asian has played competitive , > grade A, international cricket in this world. ever.

Just nearly had a panic attack lads
Really struggling with my anxiety/general mental health at the moment

shutting yourself off lad
take your time with life and everything in it and get into something you really love.
It sounds cliche but sport is the best outlet to take the focus from yourself and your problems and channel into physical activity.
If you're a bit nervous around people try a 'solo' sport (its not really) such as boxing or running.
You'll meet new people and find new confidence, it can literally turn your life around.
Good luck britbro, poms came back from being down and out last night, you can too brother.

alri zachy, reckon you should cut back on the alcohol

thanks lad
some of you ozzies are alright

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do it bruz. start today :)

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cancerla ????!

is a wicket a dot ball? i mean, there were no runs scored on it...

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grigget wigget

Shan't be responding to this bait

KOKSAL BUBA

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Checked them quads

/cric/ is dead. Don't care if the games over should be bantz still here. Sort it out mboko

name a ching ling song chong lee kum kee who has played then

this is the post

That's not what incredulous means.

you're the worst addition to grig recently lad
learn to bant

Asia starts at the bosphorus you turbo slag

I bet they only refer to it as such because they cannot resist salmon with cheese.

asian in the colloquial sense you utter contemptible fool

Fuck off you dick if you're so smart please reference all my posts? There isn't one Irish poster in cric

>asian in the colloquial sense

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Stupid pussy kiwis are gonna lose to England aren’t they

i for one WELCOME Irish posters

Actually my theory for why meat+milk is verboten is because meat+yogurt was huge in nearby Lebanon, and the Hebrews probably weren't big fans of them. Like, you know you're technically not supposed to break bread with an uncircumcised man? I think it's the same sort of deal: Ensure that God's chosen aren't consorting with the unclean.

YANKS ARE NOT WELCOME

Basado

hello? is this / peer reviewed formal geographical thesis general/

>muh heritage

Imagine if the cwc comes down to Eng+Aus. It'd be like the ODI ashes. How fucking huge would that be?

don't be mean??? also perhaps

not very, no-one in this semen slurping country cares about cricket. The Ashes is only a really big deal in Australia desu

[spoiler]
it's another ind v aus wc final lad [/spoiler]

Yes, as revenge for beating us

Here's a thought: The Ashes are like a boxing title belt instead of a test series between Eng and Aus. So whoever the #1 contender for the Ashes is gets to challenge the holder for the Ashes.

...

doesnt fit the lore sorry

i LIKE it!

What the fuck are the septics doing in this thread?
Who the fuck made them feel welcome enough to post this drivel?

kek

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refreshing, honestly

>Who the fuck made them feel welcome enough to post this drivel
we FEED on feeling unwelcome, we accept it as a challenge
say nice things to us consistently and we shall leave politely

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this is the post

I love your food

KEK

grim

I still dont get it.
why did they give up

this

Indians still mentally believe that England are their Masters and they physically can't do anything about it

to prevent this happening again in the final

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based

many such cases

'shalla

Why do the pajeets on r/sports try so hard to get Americans into cricket? If the US got involved in cricket it would fucking ruin the game.

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nobody has ever said you were alright seppo

Any thoughts

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grim thighs

See

I also can't see it taking off, ever, because of baseball just being (broadly) too similar. Same as rugby, don't see why that'd ever take off there.

It could be a popular winter sport since so much of it happens in the antipodes. That's the main reason I started following cricket: Baseball season was over.

If it's going to get a fanbase then it'd surely be developed by off-season baseball fans, yeah. Think if you understand one of the sports then you can easily follow how the other one works.

Not much going on here

the trend is for American sports to slowly take over the world, not the worlds sports to slowly take over America. we supersonic air travel away from multiple NFL franchises in Europe and maybe even Oceania. baseball is flexing its global ambitions right now in London and its been an unfathomable success. basketball's global reach is pretty well known.

cricket will be fine, there are seven or so decent sides which is just enough to make these tournaments interesting. the fact that one of the top four may not make it in and that RSA and Windies wont be the ones breaking in is a good sign that these are still tightly contested matches and nobody is just skyrocketing ahead, like for instance NZ did in rugby.

Never going to happen it is too complex compared to baseball.

baseball is a pretty subtle and complex game due to the strike zone component. and no game in the world is more complex than am. football, which is more popular than all other sports combined in the USA

Fuck me if boreball becomes an international thing. This shit should be contained here and die a slow painful death too. Hopefully it dies with the boomers who still watch this god foresaken sport.

its massive in japan, korea and latin america and that isn't going to change any time soon.

Morning Lads!

off to work but it's raining hard as fuck
what do?

Have you tried living in non-shithole state?

>pajeet swing
Who cares

forget about it

youtu.be/XGJ7ufCMoaQ

Been binge watching these videos. Teared up after years today lads...

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got his smile back lads

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we can ALWAYS do better.

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watching a vid about the tawhiti makamaka lads
maoris are based af

They’re bullying us again

>us

no developed nation is going to take to a sport where they already have a sport culture simple as that

good of the great man to take the lads out

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/cric/ should move to Yea Forums

lads
We're going to have to split screen with the Ireland/Zimbabwe game.

please watch

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sure thing, mr digits

yeah okay then

hard to pick which is more irrelevant
Also, chekd

based

/hoc/ btfo

where did this /hoc/-/cric/ rivalry originate?

/cric/-/mlb/ I'd understand.
But /cric/-/hoc/? What the fuck

well SA are shit now
Namibia are slightly worse
and Botswana are slightly worse than them

Which is true in football and rugby as well.
Which makes sense as in terms of people: SA>Nam>Bot

Asian gf.

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omelette

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more like hapa really

more like rubber really

just woke up lads

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I know meals without at least 50 grams of sugar aren't appealing to you

is pro cricket a scam? it seems like the one sport that benefits sheer practice the most. I think if you had any average player in their 20s and had them in the nets everyday. they could reach a domestic level

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Shall

more like vomelette kek

I know meals without at least 50 grams of sugar aren't appealing to you

jannies get iffy uh

need a full strength Southern Africa cricket

All the pandering that's been going since last few years.

with no racial quotas
comprised entirely of White saffers, Namibians and Zimbabweans

you tell me

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Very dry

;)

Aesthetic

sounds racist

KEK

If India just gave up the chase, they're gutless cowards.
If they threw the game for whatever bullshit reason, they're unsportsmanlike gutless cowards.
So which is it.

>need vpn off to post on Yea Forums
>need vpn on to even see the wordfiltered alternative
over this dichotomy lads

I WANT ANSWERS

Okay this is epic

t. seething that they have to actually play India now

Imagine NZ calling any sportsmen unsportsmanlike, gutless, or cowards.

doesn't matter who we play in the semis tbph

I for one fully support my British masters.

so true
reckon >you could bowl out England but in that case they don't even make the semis

Lose weight

fuck off you boring fat cunt your posts are always awful without fail

16 Australia
15 India
12 England
11 NZ
11 Pakistan (NRR unluggy uce)

Shitspouter used to spam the green monkey in /hoc/ and LARP as a Blackhawks/VGK fan.

Would rather India in the semis, so beating Englel a must

wasnt over-expectant but have lost a fair bit of faith in our lads. zero clutch.

and if we manage to beat England, Pakistan are in, which is pretty based

I prefer this to actually beating England. I want us to be total underdogs with our backs against the wall. That way I won't have my hopes up like 2015

Thanks for the (you)s mates. Have one back.

hello i am the cool american

Based

How did this happen lads. You told a novice like me that we only needed one win and we was practically a shoe in after the sri lanka game.

Now we have to play fucking new zealsnd who arent guarenteed through yet?
Cant be doing with any more curry based teams in the semis. One taxi driver said he isnt watching world cup cause pakistan are shit nowadays.

England will beat NZ but NZ will get in on NRR over Pakistan.

>it's ok lad england will beat sri lanka.
>it's ok lad england will beat australia.
>it's ok lad england will beat new zealand.
Does /cric/ know anything? If we go through its a fix

well england beat india so

Reckon England are back lads.

A prime Gus Logie

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You think Warnie knows if any of the aus women are single?

'ate poos
'ate bongs
'ate convicts
Love kiwis

Simple as

don't try brown-nosing us you fat shit

>England winning yesterday means SL are mathematically eliminated
holy heck I hadn't even considered it because I thought England losing was certain

So this is the first 100% absolutely pointless game then?
We may as well watch Ireland-Zimbabwe lads.
Come on.

Brown nosing?

Imad my son..........

I'm not your son be careful what you say and stay in your limits!!!

...

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>sebbo LARPs as a new clueless septic
getting tired

Not sebbo mate paki and my IP changes from USA to Pakistan randomly

lol

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Bit like afridi innit, he lost us a lot of games but the few he did win are worth everything.

post passport with timestamp

REALLY wish Pak beat West Indies and the SL game wasn’t washed out. Would have been an easy path to the semis. No offense but NZ really doesn’t deserve a spot there. Minnow bullies, that’s all they are. Soon as the tought games came around, Pakistan, Australia, they’ve fucking folded and got humiliated

OOF

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Lol
Haha get the joke now do ya

wasn't me, blubbo

so true

yeah didnt think you would sebbo you fat fraud

Could reset my internet and get a paki IP but don't feel like it m8

no problem sebbo you fat faggot

How do you do that? Really wanna post with a paki flag, tired of my posts being disregarded and just constantly being called sebbo

botswana are not slightly worse

fuck up sebbesity

alri Zachy, think you should cut out the liquor anyway, you were pretty unhinged the other night

zach are you still angry at NZ or have you come right

I propose a grand panzaki alliance for one day m8
Dunno happens on its own bruh

This is sebbesity

post under paki flag or post passport and well consider it

post literally reeks of cheap tacos and sweat

bairstow looks effing gormless

think you should cut down on taco bell, you're pretty fat today

Literally nobody here is sebbo

Because Sebbo is a nobody kek

Holy btfo (blown the fat out)

yea well this group stage is about who can secure the easy ones and seeing how pakistan and england have had brutal chokes their performances have made them no more deserving.

Na bla, weight is down af

we are all sebbo on the inside.

well except me because I'm not a fat unemployed cazz

>real antipoodean hours
>instantly turns into real sebbo hours
RENT FREE

To whites does Indian accent sound worse than Irish accent?
Brits need not apply since you have so many of them that you will be biased.

yes

And there it is.

Couldn't find passport mate here's my identity card.

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>non-sebbo american flag
BASED

good enough.
stste your business.
FUCK UP

Sebbo is paki too.

irish is just an accent
can't understand indian telemarketers on the phone m8

white people like the Irish accent
It's considered one of the sexiest accents

I'm not American though I'm Paki live here too my IP just changes sometimes.

Give me attention too

Is there a way to auto hide posts from American flags?

Indian is the worst.

Use 4chanX

it's ok we believe you m8.
but now you have a problem: the fat American cazz will LARP as you

4chanx addon on chrome on computer, haven't worked it out on android yet

I can post my Paki ID card too. Please stop calling me sebbo god please

post it then sebbo

>Indian accent
It used to be perfect when the British ruled

youtube.com/watch?v=wWx1JzJ6_ao

Can you AUSNZ and Indians know where people in your country are from based on their accent?

I hear it with Ireland, the US and the UK.
But Perth and Melbourne sound identical, similarly to Kerala and Kashmir and North Island/South Island.

Nah, not unless they're from far south. but if you're a white guy that sounds rangi, you're guaranteed north island.

supposedly they roll their r's in invercargill but ive never been so i wouldnt know

You can tell if someone is from a rural place or a heavily maori/islander area. People who live in cities basically sound the same.

people in Tauranga talk like it's the 1930s

Easily. Maybe not between close neightbours but Kashmiri/Malayali/Bengali differentiation is quite apparent.

which region goes bood bood bood bood bood

I got out of bed for this...

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>all these paki sebbos

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>filename
>file size
not buying it sebbesity you fat fucking fraud

Not buying any of this bullshit without time stamps tttt

I screenshotted it then posted, i forgot the name but iphone uploaded photos could be traced or something a while back, don’t know if they got rid of that not yet so..

fuck it whatever, heres the original

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grim thread

it is bow you're here baldy Haha GOTTEM

>it is bow you're here baldy Haha GOTTEM

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Just finished my job interview, reckon it went pretty well. They're going to call me back later today, I think I might have actually done it, I think I'm about to escape NEETdom. Now I'm just gonna kick back and watch the cricket.

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sebbo-tier

>I greentext what you posted with a meme made by 12-year-olds

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youre definitely on a watch list

Good luck mate

Cricket

go gettem tiger

not a fan of desperate incels waifufagging the women's wogball on my Yea Forumsee ladies

>escape
It wont feel like youve escaped anything when you realise how precious all the free time you used to sleep through is.

seething Irish cunt who hates AusGODs because Starc ruined Morgans cognitive ability permanently or not him?

South Australia and Queensland are quite distinct
Think I might be able to pick a Melbourne one too

For what m8

>t. poo peeland

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I live in outer melbourne and the inner city cunts sound different to me

They just called back, I got the job, but I need to start next Monday. I need to find a place to stay 400km from where I am now before Monday.

Maybe, but Id rather have oilrigbux than neetbux

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are they really, or does the average south Australian just sound far less Australian than the average queenslander?

better get off Yea Forums and start looking then

what's the job mate? In that case stop shitposting on Yea Forums

south australian here. I can tell melbourne easily because they all pronounce their Es as A. queensland and new south wales call a pool a "pewl" and western australians sound a little bit abo

malbourne

I wonder if it's similarly easy to tell with the phrases they use more than their accents. Like how in Bristol they call people "babber" and in Nottingham they call people "duck".

That's because Queenslanders have no accent.

>They just called back, I got the job, but I need to start next Monday. I need to find a place to stay 400km from where I am now before Monday.
residential hotel for 1-2 weeks while you secure permanent lodgings

why did you apply to a job so far away and with such little notice to get yourself set up

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feesh and cheeps
is that seednee?

>fush n chups brew
>my name is daniel

Yes really why would I be lying
generally South Aus sounds more English whereas Queensland is what you would imagine as your stereotypical broad aussie accent
My mum's family are actually from Queensland but grew up in SA for a bit and adopted the accent and so me indirectly, sometimes people think I'm foreign
t. live in Sydney

>I'm an insufferable fat cazz
>my name is sebbo

hi sebbo

For real mate kinda ominous sentence explain further please

>seednee
formerly chups

...

yikes
wasted

he's not a cazz, more a permanently obese desperate cunt

you're a muzzie foreigner living in the US and you're on a watch list.

yeah which is along the lines of what i just said.

quads are not a get

Mechanical engineer for offshore oil drilling, but the work is onshore.

They told me to get a airbnb setup going until I can get a permanent place so I might look into that now.

I couldn't find a job closer to home, and I didn't know the job was urgent. They caught me by surprise with it but I didn't want to lose the job

Airbnb for a couple of weeks is ideal. good luck m8, get on it

this but cricket

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It's coming home lads

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Indian isn't bad it's quite endearing actually

bad accents are Dutch and anything chink

I'd put myself on a watch list desu, reckon the government is afraid the white boys are getting cucked

Cut the shit out cunt. You know what I'm talking about.

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South Australians and Western Australians are slightly different from the rest, can't differentiate of the eastern staters though

sorry but dont know enough about tennis to know if thats a good bet
I have heard of most of the players so I would assume they will all win

>They told me to get a airbnb setup going until I can get a permanent place so I might look into that now.
yeah that oughta work, good luck m8, don't get murdered

South Australians sound posh and proper, they have a stronger English accent because they were a free settlement and didn't get any Irish convicts

piss off

dutch accent isnt that bad
what's bad is the dutch language

Worst accent has to go to western Sydney wogs

i went to the north of england and they made fun of me for sounding posh

halooo

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oi I'll boosh your head in coont

looking good mate

big post here lads

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worst everything has to go to the wogs

eprar accent is mine
I tawk lowk thus ay

looking good mate

Not even in America bro. In fact never been outside Asia in my life.

Envy white people who can go anywhere cheaply without a visa lads. Only place I go for a vacation is summer school

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sandgropers double the syllables in every word

Holy... I want more

youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg

hate being blighted with this south australian accent from birth, never even been to the state
it's like a vocal cord circumcision

Is this the mighty Richo?

How shredded and charismatic do you have to be to get with a lass like that

we're watching the Zimbabwe Ireland match tonight right ladies?

three $100 bills methinks

>Aussie regional dialects thread
Grim

Miss curry hours tbqhwyf

you have to be in a biker gang, beat the shit out of her, fuel her up with ice but make her work for it and let the boys take turns on her at the clubhouse

fuck up josh

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going to start counterpart season 2 ladies

>curry hours
India : Fuck you terrorists
Paki : Fuck you streetshitter I behead you
India : Something something caste
Paki : Something something politics
India : Politics
Paki : Politics
curry hours are the fucking WORST

so true

for me? real sebbo hours

What do you lads think of average guys with Chad personalities, they do exist.

slav wife

is lads short for ladies?

every Australian

Yesterday's game was pretty civil mate

>ausflag
>he has sex with the lads
yep checks out

>it's a sebbo tries to be funny episode

yeah

>it's a sebbo btfos the antipoodeans again episode
this plot arc never gets old boys

For me, it's playing backyard cricket with my dad and brothers after the news despite never really being close with any of them.

I find it a little unnerving when ugly guys are extremely confident. I know someone personally just like it. it comes off very sociopathic and he's an entrepreneur

for me, it's playing tennis with my dad
wish we still lived close

didnt even go to my dad's funeral lmao

for me it's maintaining healthy family relationships my whole life

would rather a pajeet politics thread over a fuckin different aussie accents thread desu

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lads is short for laddies not ladies you illiterate fucks

You should read the stranger

and what's laddie slang for then mate?
prove its not ladies

That's just cause you're a shut in mate

oi are there any computer geeks or nerds in here that can help with my computer problem?

so true

my dad's not dead I made it up
owned

only really care about my mum and brother

Comp sci major here. what do you want

for me, it's trying to convince my sisters not to be thots
not much luck on that end

just download more ram lad

BASED

this but I cannot fucking stand my brother
best to tolerate him

whats their instas m8

so basically when I'm making a post on Yea Forums I used to be able to click tab and a little blue box would appear around the "I'm not a robot" captcha bit, then press spacebar to open it, now when I press tab it just does to nothing
how do I remedy it
thanks nerds

windows restore and ccleaner expert here
how can I help

kiwi nonce tryna nonce on the ausgrills again lads (female)

do they have nice tits?

delete system32 from settings. cheers mate

delete system32

get a Mac, problem solved

ooh yesss i am a nice man i amm wanting your sisters hand in marriage i have 3 cows yess give milk very tasty i can cook also very good yes i make very good diarrhoea curry yess please i m a it specialist currently working in a farm i keep record of cow poop frequency my caste is pure aryan yes very very good your sister can make butter from my milk ooohh nice

I'm using a mac

based american brainpower btfoing the antipoodean malware once again

poof

t. nerd

haha gay

There's a cricket match on

t. geek

both have bolt-ons
both have kids to 2 different dads
1 has been married twice and still with the second dad (barely)
other is with a freshie roidchad she met on tinder

grim

$1 large fries from maccas on the cards.

install gentoo

*yawns* BOOOOORING. Zimbabwe vs Ireland can't start soon enough

very grim if true
this is the result of your careful tutelage to be more than just a vapid hole, huh

your keyboard layout has been fucked over by the latest shitty update. deleting system32 will kill your pc dont listen to these fuckwits
easy fix
Open Notepad.
Type in the following code :
%0|%0
save it as a .bat file hidden in some random folder
Make a shortcut to it on the desktop
Ctrl+X
Windows key+R
type into the box

shell:startup

Ctrl+V into the folder that opens up.
Shut down and restart

tie them down and waterboard them with holy water

Not watching cricket today

yikes, sounds like you failed as the eldest son
for me it's being a role model while being eased into my role as the paterfamilias

>freshie roidchad
what do you mean by the freshie bit, did you introduce him to /cric/ recently

lads
LADS
>See it's about to start
>go on my streaming site as I have done every day for this World Cup
>click on the "Sky Sports Cricket" website
>all of a sudden my taskbar dissapears
>the chrome page becomes full screen
>this beep beep sound starts going off (identical to when a truck is reversing)
>huge bar saying CRITICAL ALERT pops up
>Tells to call their number
>Robot voice saying "Do not turn off you device. External parties are using your IP address to steal information." and repeating it every 5 seconds
>Held down on the shut down button regardless and restarted and now I'm here

what the FUCK was that
what the FUCK
Was it real or do you think they were hackers?

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and film it aha

this is the most Australian blog I've ever read

haha owned nerd style
give me a serious solution you fucking geeks

come on

yeah lad you’re fucked. microwave the pc NOW

he may be new to Australia like a Somali lad or something

use ublock origin

kek based streams

New Zealand are our brothers and England is our dad.

more trying to stem the tide after they had already became thots

not eldest

just meant it's a new guy and not one of the fathers

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA DID YOU SEE THAT FLAG WAVER

think I'm going to start using this nerds and geeks gimmick a bit. look out for me

post sisters so we can help

I literally have ublock on and it didn't work for me
Fuck man that was scary

I remember a few years back a similar thing happened saying something along the lines of you've been caught viewing child pornography, zoo pornography and/or violent gore pornography - give us £100 or we'll come arrest you.
It was called ucash.
Thankfully that one was so obviously complete bollocks it had no chance of working.

you bought a mac. you paid triple for the same hardware you could have made your own pc with.
you want to press a button and let it do everything for you because you are a retard.
(you) deserve this

LOVE calling people nerd
especially irl

it's a bit mean imo (in my opinon)

time to renew your stream license m8

Didn't they remove "handling the ball" as a rule and make "interfering in the field" cover it or something

saw documentary of french revolution, fuck the bourgeoisie tbqh famalam

nonces OUT

huh, had to think about that one for a minute. haven't done msdos batch programming in yonks

t. unironic nerd
back to geekcazz

the humans are dead
the humans are de-ad
we used poisonous gases
and we poisoned their asses

they should call him cameron still banned croft lol

>sri lanka vs west indies

>not eldest
then it's your older brother's fault, you're absolved, dominos nabisco

obstructing the field

gets people particularly riled with this cringe nerd pride shit going on

back to ya discord tranny

Yeah that's it. Handling the ball is gone right? Maybe they thought it was too complicated for the average low IQ non-cricket watching audience

M8 if you don’t buy a mac you are legitimately braindead. Every mac comes with a program to install windows on it, you just have to buy a windows copy. You can get 2 operating systems in one with little hassle. Plus these things are built so good they’ll last you a decade easy. If you are actually spending money on s computer and it’s anything but a mac you’re actually retarded

need to watch flight of the conchords again

Shan't be watching this game. It is below me. See you lads in 2 days

>nerd pride shit
what?

I found that the 2nd season was a bit hit and miss, quite a few eps that just fell flat.

my mate at work says NERD loudly and aggressively in Animal from Revenge of the Nerds voice. classic stuff.

actually surf bro who could fuck your mum, sister and imaginary gf if they saw how shredded and chad I was.
Literally just got back from surfing 6 foot easterly wedges on a 6'2 bonzer.
I am a chad AND a nerd.
Now, take that mac and fuck it off, build yourself a decent pc, youll leanr some shit on the way as well.

Ireland vs Zimbabwe starting now mate

>surf bro
fuck off sebshit

Going to the game today lads

t.maya faggot who thinks MEL scripts make him a 'coder'

gold standard banter

stay safe

>build a PC
how do you not just do everything on a laptop

bit going on here

based world cup blow-ins

>I must have my computer with me everywhere I go
thats you

no muzzies playing today all good

They like to play games on it because they're nerds lol.

the songs are the worst part and i usually skip them

>surfbro is a freshie
thinking you're the freshie lad

yeah it is mate

so why don't you use a based laptop do t tell me you're are grown man that unironically plays video games

nah it's mostly at home, I like to take it onto the couch and stuff. I don't sit crouched over a desk with my gaming chair, gaming mouse and 32 ram space technology setup because I'm not a nerd

Any of you got any Ireland/Zimbabwe streams seeing as my computer almost got raped?

Thanks xx

>take computer everywhere
>heh, nerds
yikes

Anyone else here a Chad and just post here ironically? Never watched an anime in my life.

a worthless match like this would be a prime opportunity for spot fixing

based underaged neet

based retard taking computer everywhere thinking hes not a nerd lmao

>doesn't go to uni
the rare tradienerd in the flesh

Need Sri-lanka to score over 257.5 for a bet - how fucked am I?

Pre game pitch report noted high scoring but from what I'm watch it has a bit of swing.

based newcunt

OI you fucking nerds still haven't figured out how I fix this tab captcha issue

>computerfags
*sip*

This is the squad

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yeah nah she'll be right

>uni
nerd

>he doesn't work a white collar job
>he isn't a based uni chad

HOWLING

reckon it's a low chance. But windies will do shit when they don't care so maybe there's a chance

how many of those names are actually pronounced phonetically

Buy a 4channel pass and support

Where's Morgan?

btfo lad. sort your shit out

wasn't a chad when I first came but am one now

might rewatch taboo instead of this game lads

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want a smoke but it's too cold outside

Based

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based newcunt

Used to like David Attenborough but now I see that he's just another leftist sjw çuck fresh off of Tumblr and the tranny discord

ahh yes irish great simi singh

Mmmmm is season 2 out? Be very careful now

Smoke in your room you deadshit

probably just Stirling and England's brave Simi Singh desu

for me it's puretaboo

laptopless PPSB tradie copping it lads

still no release date yet

What did he say?

this is your mind on /pol/

everyone at uni looks scared of the world and all of em have that weird lean forward mobile phone neck. Only the sport scholarship cunts look normal, rest are beta as fuck.
Also how do you go to uni or talk about white collar jobs and you dont even know how a computer works?

Tasmanians are human

only person I've known to do this regularly was a smelly little Malaysian manlet who fucked 4/10 chubby Indian girls. Am I on the mark with you?

when's jacko streaming next lads?

>sport scholarships
based retard

>everyone at uni looks scared of the world and all of em have that weird lean forward mobile phone neck
literally me

thinking I hit a nerve bruz.
>tfw you realize YOU are the nerd
:D

he's not me but joke's on you the problem's automatically replaced itself, based apple monitoring my usage and solving the problem
mac: 1
windows: peero

He banned plastic at Glastonbury

based newcunt nerd

sebbo=fat

which problem did it replace itself with?

>sport scholarship cunts
we don't live in an American jocks vs nerds movie mate

>WODS A GOMBUDER

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absolutely howling at that mong

classic nerd comeback

>angel of the north is a magnificent structure
Holding going senile, that thing is an abomination

tradiecels on the ropes

>Yorker
>Duck
>Maiden
>Carlos Brathwaite

cricket terms sound autistic tbqh

tell me about the gun players here

t.laptop nerds at uni coping hard
lmao

imagine being a deskcomputercuck surf"""bro""" who exclusively watches american pie derivatives on netflix at his gaming desk

notice certain men ITT get angry the moment a black man has an opinion

O'Brien
that is all

Who should I side with here?

me I'm in fine form tonight

imagine not running gentoo stage 1

>Cricket fans shitting on this game for being 100% pointless
so what's the motivation for watching any other non-World Cup ODI?

I'd knock surfcunt's block off

the guy getting attacked by weirdos for having a laptop

looks like some nerdn just copy pasted England's white players

simple then.

done muay thai nearly as long as Ive surfed bruz (going on 15 years).
I'd probably hurt you badly if you tried to attack me.
I told you, Im a chad who knows heaps about computers too. getting a lot of rage for it though

gunning for a prestigious sporting scholarship at penn U wish me luck ladies
will disregard any nerd (You)s

Im more of an Ubuntu with KDE type man myself

surfing or Muay Thai mate?

I could literally smash you to the curb with one cowards punch mate

prepare to get chinned the fuck out

youre taking this far too seriously lad.
Macs are for gays, women and normie families.
Oh, and nerds, even if you think youre not one hhaa

started judo when I was 13, boxing for last 10 years. I'd put you down and cripple you "bruz" you sound like a faggot kid

to see who wins the series? bi-lateral series are mostly watched by the fans of the two teams alone (unless its prestigious like ashes), but in icc toruneys, cricket fans tend to watch all important matches whether their team is playing or not. this match is boring for non srilanka/windies fans because its insignificant and both the teams are shit atm

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reckon I could smash my macbook over your tiny cranium before you could even reach for your nerdbox and my AppleCare+ would STILL cover me for damages

whats wrong with being gay or a woman mate?

Can Australia still ruin this world cup or have the Poms got their mojo back?

This LARP is even staler than sebbo's.

>normie families
what do you mean by this

fatlets, laptoplets, non fightlets, unilets and scared of the waterlets blown the FUCK out
make a new thread on the mac, nerd.

BASED

Where fuck is the new thread you fucking nerds

need a nerd-free thread

posting on my MacBook Pro lads

honestly thought it was sebbo on a proxy because it's so lame
must be some angry suburban boomer

Australia's won it in my honest f-wording opinion

bit sinister

reckon England can't do it on non meme grounds

lol sure bruz

almost abpoor man's shitspouter narrative 2bh

grim narrative here

wow. you are all triggered as FUCK
here, have a MF at Dbah, nerds.

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i'm the only gay lad in cric and i wouldnt get a mac

NEW

>tfw I do all of these things
>tfw I feel sorry for you all thinking its too unbelievable to be true
Im a lazy cunt compared to some people I know. I gues its a compliment if you call it a larp.
BASED me

Based or cringe?

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>thinks people think it's unbelievable to be a surfer in Australia of all places
narcissistic nerd confirmed

You need to unironically have sex.

A master of the arts is in control of his emotions.