>haiti uses voodoo magic to get past CAN'Tada >the most dangerous lead curse strikes again as canada chokes away a 2-0 halftime lead >this is the year of the island nations >mexico gets past costa rica in pens >negritos taking penalties, when will they learn >CHI user was at mexico match last night, get's drenched in beer(was actually piss but don't tell him) >jamaica vs panama and usa vs curaçao to decide the final spots in semis >implying anyone reads the OP
I was happy when T&T scored here, fuck CHIcanos. The refball that tournament was off the charts
Samuel Wright
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN JOEL
Anthony Clark
Haiti vs Curacao final
Josiah Jenkins
Is there any chance USA lose tonight?
Chase Gutierrez
who?
Jose Peterson
I honest to god hope so. I already have to put up with casual mlelsoi retards who think that Berhalter is a genius for destroying tiny irrelevant Caribbean islands with Pulisic doing the work.
Isnt there some U19 boys world cup going on in Poland right now?
Elijah Hughes
Do Curacao have any chance to beat the US?
Anthony Sanders
ERA PENAL
Adrian Gomez
>I just realized this is not Copa and there will be overtime, 30 more minutes of this (You)
Xavier Edwards
LOL
Jaxson Evans
wait what oh shit
Parker Torres
About 1 in 20 I'd say.
WHOA LADS THE BENULTY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
John Taylor
O FUG. The timing of the sub too.
no
Benjamin Brown
>inb4 well over the bar
Kayden Morales
Somewhat, our defense is mediocre so they've gor a shot but it's unlikely.
Nolan Miller
it ended, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_FIFA_U-20_World_Cup we were shit because like always, the corrupt FA doesn't employ a coach but a figurehead U21 team had a Polish Mourinho as a coach and they won against Belgium and Italy with beautifully parked bus
Under new fifa rules, no era, but jamaica already got fucked earlier by a wrongly called offside.
Jace Barnes
also, it was pretty stupid from the Panamian to take a shot from the dropped ball as you cannot score a goal from a dropped ball unless it has been touched by at least 2 players
Nicholas Long
It's just Sunday and I have nothing else going on in my life
Go to Compton, some nigger will grab you and fuck you
Anthony Bailey
Yes
Easton Morales
Does anyone even want the US to advance? The most universally hated team on the planet
Austin Clark
I respect her too much to ask her to do that
Eli Jenkins
does the amtch begn at 8:30 like it says or is that a lie again to trick people into watching 30 minutes of commercials?
Jace Bell
is Jamaica good now or what?
Hudson Wood
>this post is off-topic
Charles Lee
nice job panama
Jayden Moore
I wanked to this yuri manga called Tapestry. MC is a cute immortal loli-meido who has sex with her rich mistress and then 22 years later has sex with the daughter of that mistress that she used to care for
Charles Watson
thats what makes it so great when they do advance, makes Yea Forums seethe
Gavin Lopez
Them vs Mexico will be more fun
Asher King
>racist mexicans i thought you were a peace loving people
Lincoln Davis
haha no
Lucas Howard
They've been a decent team for a while.
Justin Carter
What time US?
Wyatt Myers
so that's what my gf does when she has hemorrhoids
Jackson Rodriguez
I feel like this match is gonna be painful to watch.
Cameron Powell
hot
Owen Collins
1 bong I believe
Jackson Murphy
1 bong
Angel Jones
Me, you chicano faggot
Austin Wilson
Does USA winning cause you pain?
Michael Sullivan
No, it causes me disgust. I'm talking about Curaçao losing.
Jeremiah Gomez
>america winning against tiny island it has no business loosing to bless your heart.
Asher Jackson
How long till she becomes a full-time hardcore porn actress? My dick is getting anxious.
Aaron Campbell
This. What's her deal dudes? She sure is shit is not going to college knowing she could make more money being a patreon thot.
Brandon Hernandez
yo how old is this girl?
Ryan Hall
Stay away from lawnmowers, kids!
Jace Perez
Probably 17 by now.
Ayden Cox
Wait why does Curaçao have a team? Aren't they part of The Weedlands?
James Morales
>Wait why does Curaçao have a team? same reason Martinique do
Cameron Miller
Who is this host woman on FS1?
Gavin Morales
Just a token POC wamyn for equality
Chase Taylor
Kate Abdo
Carson Ross
It was just her accent sounded a bit British but I didnt hear enough to tell for sure
Justin Wright
>memedez Legit believe Morgan would be a better target forward for this team.
A lot of Brits work in sports media here as a sign of validation or something for soccer fans. My local MLS club has a Brit as one of the commentators. Absolute sperg, but a lot less cringe than the other MLS baseboy commentator we have.
Adrian Jenkins
I hope this was the final instead of a quarter final
Bentley Morris
But then >you wouldnt be in the final
Isaiah Hughes
I don't want mexico to win, it's time for a new team to get the cup
Cooper Stewart
i think shes 18 now
Jack Anderson
Mexico still won't be in the final
Benjamin Rogers
Mexico doesn't care about gold cup, let alone their national team
Brandon Scott
The bigger soccer fans in this country are by and large full of phytoestrogen anyway, so networks cater by importing commentators from other countries to pretend it's more "authentic"
i'm staying as far away as possible til you get your stories straight
Eli Evans
Reminder that Meshitco didn't even make the finals of the last gold cup
Jackson Turner
I honestly have no idea how old she is now. It seemed like she was 15 for 4 years and then out of nowhere she flew to LA, did some nude photoshoots or something, got arrested, made a Patreon but robbed everybody on it. She's been a mess for the last 6 months. Imagebro of the LigaMX general knows more.
Evan Garcia
Mexbros, is this your C team or something? Why aren't Lazano, Little Pea, Macias, or Pulido on your squad?
Camden Taylor
>this zoomer buster test at Univision
Joshua Garcia
>pulido >chicharito
They're garbage and no one wanted to play this garbage tournament
there are underage girls posing all the time on the internet that are passed as 18, you think all those hoes posting their nudes on places like reddit are verified to be 18? lol
Evan Watson
Imagine putting on a proxy and typing a dying language (dutch is dying) to shitpost on Yea Forums.
Austin Gonzalez
who are you?
Evan Cox
I'd delete this, you'll get Global 1.
Elijah Young
BASED EAGLE
Leo Price
>they're still trying to make Roldan a thing REEEEEE
Isaiah Russell
this anthem though
Christopher Thomas
Bai den konjo
Levi Price
Their national anthem is played on the sax? That's dope
Eli Howard
>drumming through their anthem scummy fans
Jackson Davis
>this jazzy anthem Can Curacao get more based?
Jaxson Price
>empty seats
What happened? I went to a US game in ‘13 and ‘15 and they were packed as hell
Camden Taylor
Based anthem
Aaron Davis
curacao anthem sounds like the ending theme of a retro jrpg
Nicholas Rogers
Who’s lifelong curaçao but born to meme in the us?
Jacob Evans
Curacao has a based anthem
Jonathan Long
>Go in cunt Why?
Joshua Hall
oh great the arm folding charade again
Carson Foster
I hope we lose.
Hudson Ortiz
What language do they speak in Curazao?
Jacob Wilson
what's the unicode for that special 'c'?
Thomas White
hahahaaha outlaws, amerigordos are the cringiest fans
Benjamin Morris
>Trying hard to use google translate >kek.jpeg
Eli Diaz
>curacao players gone AWOL uh
Bentley Moore
>two players gone AWOL >to 'sort out their club situation' kek
Bentley Hill
The official languages are Dutch, Papiamentu and English
I unironically used to support the womens team but their sjw dyke fans are insufferable and I hope they lose
Jose Smith
Me too.
T. Peruano
PS: Criollas have the best and the biggest asses.
Lincoln Jones
USA USA USA
Connor Green
i mean i dont really care about their pink haired captain and all that , but their thailand celebration was pretty dickish , i dont think they should be sanctionned or anything but it was a dick move
Colton Roberts
GOLAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry Carter
Press F to curazao
Carson Jenkins
F
Daniel Roberts
gg Curaçao you'll get to the semis next time prolly
Elijah Fisher
I hope we can see Curacao on the World Cup
Isaiah Sanders
Well at least Jamaica has looked even more underwhelming than US. I can't wait to get rocked by Haiti in the final.
Aaron Howard
you mutts aren't even going to make it to the final judging by that embarrassing shit game I watched against corazon
Luke Bell
>Apparently Patrick van Aanholt of Crystal Palace is interested in playing for Curacao. I can see them being very strong in the future
Levi Robinson
F
Jaxson Collins
>We're finally rid of centraCACAs >just had to wait till the semis hopefully these shitters don't even make it past the group stages next time
Jeremiah Allen
Just gor a weird captcha with a "code", os this shit legit or did (((they))) finally get me.
they literally could have been higher but the morrons got a match ban and so were forbidden to play any league rank qualifying matches and so were placed in League C by default
Hunter Edwards
#collage
Colton Robinson
damn I hope Haiti survives till half time at least
Zachary Bell
Absolutely no horizontal compactness in Haiti's defense - which Mexico exploits with quick passing sequences in small areas and proper positioning of forwards finding spaces inbetween the gaps
Only game left is English vs. Spanish, which will be the final. But if my math checks out, these are the final rankings anyways. The French Language has officially won the Colony Cup