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Visit St. Petersburg edition

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First for N/a/shville!

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

You mean Leningrad?

How do I get a qt Russian gf?

*Petrograd

You dont, you get a bootleg Ukrainian one

Jänissaari

My interpretation of this video, despite having been deleted upon the video's reupload, is something along these lines:

The three main characters each represent the Superego, Id and Ego as defined in Freudian psychology. The Superego is the yellow guy, the Id is the barbarian/fascist, and the ego is the blue Angel of Death. We get shown a situation where the superego prevails, and then the id, all while the ego does the exact opposite of it's job.
The ego is a warped and broken individual that encourages and revels in the internal conflict here, when it's supposed to be a mediator between the two forces.
The red leader, the Id, is impulsive and powerful. He clearly rules with an iron fist, and most of his soldiers seem terrified to be out there. He uses violent, scary imagery to intimidate, and is clearly strong and crazy enough to keep control of his army.
Yellow guy represents the superego, which is usually associated with morals, societal norms, and the tendency to consider one's options. His forces are clearly inferior to the red forces in numbers (the superego is often considered to be about 20% of the mind, while the Id is 70%,) and he is also clearly not the leader, just another cog in the machine. He somehow manages to, through training and luck, sacrifice himself to take out the enemy leader. If we also take into account the lyrics and nazi vs allies imagery, he clearly represents the "good" guys we're supposed to root for - society and selflessness. With this he "wins" the first song, as he means little to the yellows but eliminates the red leader.

suck putin's dick

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The story really happens in the second part though - the ego finally does some of his job and unites the superego and id, merging them as they're sent to hell. When they land, yellow guy takes firm control as the "mask", and observes his surroundings; he quickly befriends the guy in the other cage, who seems nice... and who is then killed while the crowd cheers, shocking him. The blue smoke represents him starting to see the cruelty of this world, as the guards beat the crowd; seeing this, the id screams out for self-preservation and control, nearly taking it before they get put into the sacrifice cage. It's here that the id takes enough control to save the pair of them, exploding the grenade and destroying the control centre while saving the pair's life. Released into a violent and lawless crowd, yellow guy is quickly proven incapable compared to the id, who promptly takes control, "winning" the second song and proving his value.... And is immediately murdered by the laughing, insane ego, resulting in further chaos.

Nice feet

t. blind-beard the pirate

Reimer for Darling

Nasty flat footed bitch

Big and flat with long toes. Real womens feet. Bet they sniff great

Karelia is rightful Finnish clay

this pic made me cum

SHALL be posting in this thread. Already told off the OP of the other one for you.

HOLY SHIT GUYS SUBBAN GOT TRADED ITS HAPPENIIIING

reminder if you unironically find hillary knight attractive youre a closeted homosexual

When does the free agent time begin?

>hates russian instagram thots
>Hates legitimately attractive female athlete

What do you like? 2d chinese waifus?

just woke up

7 bongs 45 bings

NBA starts in two hours.

thx

St. Piiter is in Ingria, another Finnish clay

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingria

>Holland, I'm gonna get that retard one way or another. Now take Turris of our hands and say thank you.

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No, the American is wrong, as usual. It starts at 12 pm eastern time on July 1st, 2019.

it starts in like 20 hours

Bring a bag of seeds with you

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thinking about working randy into a shoot

based canada having my back.

What the fuck is her problem?

I think Finland SUCKS!

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too pure for this world

Russian women walk funny

It's all rightful F*nnoid clay all the way to the Urals

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holland > estonia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> finland

>Oilers trade Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson

They look irish

>oilers trade jordan eberle for ryan spooner

>the deal is one for one

>Sam Gagner scored eight points in a game

oh shit they traded the retard

oh based the retard scored

We must liberate them from the evils of putinistan + get lots of udmurtian pussy. Isnt Ovi8 actually udmurt ?

>Jaromir Jagr states interest in unretiring if offered a deal by Bruins.

It's Erbele for nothing now lmao.
>soilers

I wish they were more into hockey. Sprong is the only NHL player born in the Netherlands. Hockey is a niche sport there. They have something called the BeNe league that is between Belgium and the Netherlands, but the skill level is less than the German DEL. All the best dutch athletes play soccer instead.
t. Dutch Canadian

lets go rangers

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*dutch ovens sam*

The best dutch athlete is a f1 driver

Njääh.. Ovi is mordvin, not udmurt. Still not russian hahah.

Better not have to deal with this all season. But now maybe we can have gamethreads.

>Relocanes trade Jeff Skinner to Buffalo for Cliff Pu

Do all the ovens in holland smell like farts?

Its weird because they are good at speedskating, the next logical step would be ice hockey.

I hate the waiting game so much. Get me to tomorrow reeeeee

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Holland isnt the name of the country, it's the name of a province inside the country. The country is called the Dutcherlands.

>anime image attached to post
Shant be reading whatever it typed

*dutch ovens the entire thread*

When I get done with them they do

Did you know that people from Denmark are called.......you won't believe this........Danish!!! lmao like the food lmao what the fuck

holy based

Dexter Holland is a guy that makes hot sauce.

dexter holland is just a poor mans davey havok

"Racing sports" aren't real sports. You just push pedals and the car does all the work for you

Imagine being a grown man named "Davey"

thicc girls without man shoulders would be a start

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Imagine being a grown man and your name is Dougie

might go lift some weights

Making some sausage lads

Godspeed /hoc/man

Sounds good, user.

>Wild trade Parise to the Sharks in exchange for Lebanc and a 5th round 2020 pick.

>@TSNBobMcKenzie 48s ago
>dele te tweet,

>@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
>How to deleting tweets.

>replying to @NHL
>@TSNBobMcKenzie 5m ago
>No place for faggots in the 'chel. Get that rainbow shit off the logo. Now.
lads i think Bob is having a stroke

Wrong. Holland is a region containing two provinces, South Holland and North Holland.
*dabs*

sex gifs

Eдy в мaгaзин Gucci в Caнкт-Пeтepбypгe
Oнa жpёт мoй хyй кaк бyдтo этo бypгep

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did you know holland has a lot of windmills to help clear the dutch ovens?

but Holland is spider-man

I’d reach my hand into her Netherlands if you catch my drift

Chad countries have states
Virgin countries have provinces

Holland is Ken

me on the right

superstar oblasts

this but the opposite

I think USA is the only country with states. Everywhere else "state" means country

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Big tits milf brunette

You'll give her your Afsluitdijk?

for me its an oblast

United Mexican States disagree

>the absolute state of america

dropped my icecream and said "oh blast!"

we used to call ours Amt
then we called them Fylke up until now
from now they'll just be called Region, and also there's way fewer of them
just fuck my shit up.

fingered a girl's Winnipeg, Manitoba earlier lads

for me, it's languages without retarded words like Afsluitdijk

that's Moscow, retard

I stand corrected

Seems the only Chad country it is then

>the absolute province of Canada

Australia and Germany have states, off the top of my head

isn't Mexico officially called the United States of Mexico?

for me, its mowing the grass

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proud of my province

What micro island are you that it’s still sunny right now?

Thats the joke sergei

When you think about it, all of us are in a state of some sort

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clean your mower you caveman

Turns out having states makes you an obese retard.
mexcrement
amerifats

>twitter.com/canadiensmtl/status/1145435388305129472?s=21
>another chiraq gets an old player back just because we won with them

vrom vrom!

Canadians can’t afford enough food to get fat from.

Southerner detected

what the fuck why

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Very based EXCEPT that doesn’t look like a John Deere

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Kek

At least we get free shitty healthcare

No we would rather just not die at 45 from being an obese retard such as yourself.

Going shopping for glasses (and sunglasses). Should I get Ray Bans?

>@TSNBobbyWomack 2m ago
>Funky things are going down with Panarin, he's now saying he's California dreamin'

VERY nice

it is not a deere sadly, but it gets the job done. I did have to put a new carbuerator on it. But it still runs bretty gud

No you should Ban Rays

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Just get cheap ones from the gas station, nobody will know, and you'll probably just end up losing them or sitting on them anyways. Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff

Drove a John Deere Gator once. What a shit vehicle tbf

You die from starvation at 45

I want ones with a prescription though.

They have a weight limit fatty

imagine if a cute girl is thinking about you right now

gotcha covered, lad
spyoptic.com/sunglasses/mens/all-sunglasses/logan/670939.html

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STOP

Doubt it, how could it possibly be a popular brand in american then?

>getting fooled by Big Tractor into paying for farm equipment as a service

armani aviators
ray bans are for literal gaybro turbodouches

NOOOOOOOOO

>all the people that want Duchene

WE ALREADY HAD A FUCKHEAD LIKE PK SUBBAN, WE DONT NEED THAT GIANT HOMO DUCHENE

Because Americans are fat with muscle and freedom, you’re fat with fat and semen

>Logan
>This tested and proven mutant is always ready to get into the mix.
BLATANT copyright infringement.

my neighbour is a farmer that'll service it for a case of beer

hope you didnt wake up early to go to church today lmao

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terrible comeback

I have a home church so I don’t have to pay the monthly church fees

for me it's worshipping the Lord on His day from the comfort of my own home

i woke up early to watch yaks-sox in london
>was breety gewd

I’ll fucking fight you kid

That'll be illegal soon.
digitaljournal.com/tech-and-science/technology/farmers-lose-right-to-repair-their-john-deere-equipment/article/532491

Small equipments aren't locked down like combine harvesters and stuff that size.

Lmao fuck canada

yeah it's illegal to rail cocaine, get drunk as fuck and hunt deer on his property with one of his 8 unregistered guns too but he still does it

just got a strong wiff of my balls on this warm day

I was at 10:30 service

No you won't, unless you're willing to fly to Sweden to do it I guess.

Companies like Toro also specialize in greenskeeping/golf course maintenance equipment with tons of different grass mowers and work vehicles for moving shit as well as those giant grain harvesting vehicles and tractors

t. whyte boi who worked on a golf course

you know that's American legislation lobbied by an American corporation right

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I’m not American you fucking mutt

>he doesn't have a nice garden

>no one asked (You)

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Go back

where's ron burgundy?

Make me

Post your address and I will

go shower you smelly whore

Hockey

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Do NOT reply to tripfag

93867397
filtered

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123 main street

Sipping some strawberry lemonade

41°29'48.1"N 81°42'13.7"W

Whatcha gon do about it

I only have a hate garden

finna bully you into submission ya simp

Fin land wanna smoke pot with me

big tank

Boy I wanna work for hoc when I grow up

620 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11217

You could be the man inside gritty.

I wanna be the man gritty is inside

isles suck ass

my neighbors are having a party without me

2395 Wagner Houses Apt 2c,124 N First Ave, East Harlem, NY. Come piss on me and beat me, lad

They do it all the time LMAO

Just walk over

we signing bob and breadman you fucking leaf
just like our barclays bros got durant and irving

Can I try it out? I’m not black or fresh out of prison

Just got blacked out of prison lads.

shannon awkwardly chokes a guy at 19:18 after his team loses, proceeds to threaten his wife to stop filming

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No ones gonna mention the shaw trade?

who fucking cares

Who?

Imagine being a unrestricted free agent, and choosing to play in Edmonton.

\hock\ meet up when>

>trade is basically shaw for a 2nd round pick + a few other draft picks
Did the Montreal Hasbeentants just fleece the ChiCongo LackCups?

Shush

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93867912
filtered ;^)

at the spike anytime

>shaw

If I can filter canada I would gladly do it

...

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I mean the habs traded 2 2nds for him originally, so the hawks lose 2years of shaw and traded a 3rd for 2nd, the other 2nd turned into debrincat so Id say the habs got fleeced here

Wouldnt want to get this confused for a hockey thread.

Also Mike Smith is signing in Edmontony and Cam Talbot is signing in Calgary.

>Shaw
>good on the hawks
Mate you can’t just keep bringing back old players and thinking “yes, we NEED him back!”

Wtf it's real

Ah fair enough

>debrincat
Kane babby

More like strome babby given how much of a fucking mannlet he is

dude

hes shit too. absolute stone hands.

You autists aren't seriously just sitting here fucking waiting for midnight are you? I'm only posting because I left the beach early to start the grill, everyone's coming back here shortly

Who gets signed first tomorrow?

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>posting on a vietnamese wicker basket forum

none of that shit is real you fucking liar. Wake up you are in a fucking coma

Who's the ultimate Journeyman in the NHL.

Hard Mode: Jagr doesn't count
European Extreme: so does Marrian Hossa

>Winnipeg
>beach

plekanec

@TSNBobMcKenzie 6m ago
Hearing reports that Shannon "The Hockey Guy" Skanes said that hockey is not for everyone and other vulgar words at his Chilliwack meetup

Whole chicken, couple 3” thick rib steak to slice up, corn. Salads. Brews. Old jobsite speaker going

Didnt need him back, hes a slightly better option then some of 2nd tier fa forwards out there. Sure his cap hit kinda sucks but hes fine.

i had the weirdest dream. we were all standing around somewhere and then the news came out that panarin signed with arizona and we all lost our shit. it was so vivid

Manitoba has the best beaches in North America you fucking idiot

He put up 28 goals without kane or strome his first year and 41 with strome half the year.

Wrong

he's actually not wrong, there are a lot of surprisingly beautiful white sand beaches

what does your basement look like?

White sand beaches of Manitoba

>Chugitoba
>Beaches

Who will the Anaheim Ducks sign tomorrow?

Sekera to the coyotes

thats a /nfl/ trip fag

corey perry

Xheattle Dickgirls

this shit isn't funny and it never was

Based, would have liked to be there tbf

When will the announce the fucking name

______ _____ ?

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Don't you bigots ever get tired of spewing this shit?

I just have a storage unit located in the apartment's bunker tbf

t. Kylie formerly Kyle from California

Did grandma give you permission to have people over Sam?

careful now lads the redditers are back reporting for racism like the pussys they are

Don't you know this place is reddit now

Very rapey

Sheattle Dickgirls with their mascot, Jazz Jennings

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Explain to me what’s “”””””bigoted””””” about hyping the based Dickgirls

>Jazz Jennings
>butt hole "vagina"
imagine the smell

Mutilated his dick and has to dilate now; forfeits dickgirl status

>mfw vegas let in 4 goals in 5 minutes

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Xheattle Dickgirls and their mascot, “Imagine the smell”

Nope. Don’t you get tired is sucking dicks?

saskatoon silver sword guys

Olli Jokinen

>@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
>Working for TSN sucks. I'm going to join the hockey analysts in Finland and Liiga. They are the best in hockey after all after beating Canada in WC2019.

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>93 days til regular season

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Peeattle Dickgirls and their mascot, Canada

bobby dollas hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=740

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in reply to @Google
@PierreMcGuireNBC 2m ago
sydney crosby hot ass pic's

@PierreMcGuireNBC 4m ago
Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets.

>u will b
youtube.com/watch?v=USjjHDx5DeI

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pls do NOT post pics of my gf without permission thank you

I can't believe how some kitties ""fans"" are willing to trade away Hoffman just for a D if >we get Panarin and don't consider keeping him.

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You don’t have a team retard. Stupid bandwagoner

why dont you come say that to my face and see what happens

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ebin :D

there isn't a finn alive i wouldn't heem

They're relocating to Quebec soon anyway

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finland doesn't exist

Why does a Finn follow Florida of all teams?

NO
TEAM

At this point they should. They’re so futile at making the playoffs

RELO____ ?

The only Fin I trust is FIN the Canuck mascot

canes

I literally had to get out of my chair, go outside and take in some fresh air due to the amount of BASED oozing out of this post.

canes, thers, and yotes

Holy cringe

coilers

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GUYS GUYS, JULIAN IS BACK IN THE SWISH

cringe

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

i'm thinkin' pizza

>dach
>määtta
>de haan
>shaw

yep, i think chicago is winning the cup

That’s a yikes from me

shut the fuck up bandwagoner

heheheheh

so so so so so so so so based

Tfw qt russian gf

>olli maata
>”guiz we have defense”
Hawks are going nowhere with that goaltending

How do you plan on fixing the defense then, finland?

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I have supported Chicago longer than Canada has had its >leaf flag

you could fit bobby hull’s curved stick in your ass sideways, faggot

ahahaha faggot

twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1145463423196684288

sure you have, fag

>Karlsson secured
>Burns set to have another hockey year
>Pavelski donates his prayers every game
>Jones stopped more playoff goals last year than the year before
Yeah, I’m thinking San Jose is winning the cup

it's fucking nothing

Now this is some cope

>tfw broke, hungry and bank account will be empty until morning

Q will whip them to shape

Point is, Hoffman is a proven scorer and was excellent on kitties powerplay last season. Trading him just because they get Panarin sounds just extremely short sighted to me, and they should instead try and find other ways to improve the D.

Crow is elite, it isn’t his fault he is an alcoholic. i would be one as well if i were from montreal

>trusting the class retard

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why don’t you comedown to the southside and we will see who is the faggot

my boys will pop one off in your mouth and then pop one into the back of your head for being a faggot

water burial in chicago river

Stop bullying Fin

It doesnt start until 12pm tomorrow dipshit

Not having Jack Capuano as your defensive assistant coach should do the trick

>Q will whip them to shape
God I hope so because Matheson was absolute dogshit

based chance

Where is Dancing Larry?

look at him, mouth wide open, staring at god knows what.

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Zoomers won't remember Boomer

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they all have a wide open mouth

not like fin they don't

San Jose IS winning the cup. There is zero evidence pointing to the contrary

>Hawks’ success accompanied by bandwagoners

>“When a goal is scored, they yell like everyone else but then they go back to what they were doing” said Curtis Tinnell, a computer analyst who donned a well-loved Blackhawks T-shirt and cap as he walked through downtown.

>So Bob McDermott, owner of The Beer Bistro in Chicago’s West Loop, now finds himself fielding questions about everything from why the jerseys are called sweaters (because it’s cold on the ice) to why the players suddenly stop playing for no apparent reason.

that one mascot in the back right isnt even looking the right direction

>rags literally the only team without a mascot

Why tho

>“One of my employees came up to me and said how excited she was and then she said, ‘If they lose tonight they’re done, right?”‘ said Monique Mendoza, a 21-year-old theatre manager, who said she passed on the opportunity to explain it wasn’t a one-and-done series. “I was like, ‘Get out of here.”‘

>Back then, when fans wanted merchandise with the name of Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews, (pronounced TAVES), they instead would say “toes.”

>But now, “the number who say ‘toes’ and not ‘taves’ is much smaller,” he said. “The fan base is definitely growing.”

neither is fin, he never looks in the right direction unless the cameraman jiggles some keys

stop posting alien sluts you freak

Disclosure soon

>a 21 year old thot is the barometre for an entire franchise

You've never been to Chicago, have you?

Besides, wouldn't the Laffs have the most bandwagoners, them being 'Canada's team' and all.

shut the fuck up shitcongo bandwagoner

Canada has no team

nigga The Beer Bistro doesn't even exist anymore

lmao how far did you back in time did you have to travel to find that article

You're an absolute faggot that probably supports the canucks, the worst thing Keith ever did was not ending that little cunt sedin's career

Imagine giving up a first round pick for J.T. Miller

shut the fuck up shitcongo bandwagoner

>nobody mentions the wild
>everybody already talking about shitcongo

Dont care if Kawaii leaves

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this little bitch has nothing to say but repeating the same shit over and over

nigga is like a homeless guy on a train, motherfucker keeps going round and around because the whities introduced him to crack

voulezs vous milkbagger, get outta here

Ya if I let her eat with us

why do chiraqis talk like niggers?

shut the fuck up apecongo """"""fan"""""" go get aids and then shot you clueless bandwagoning nigger

You mean like c*nadians?

no im talking about the user who is calling other anons a nigga and a little bitch and using other street terms

Imagine being Canadian and acting tough on the internet lmao

While I'm out here dodging bullets, this cunt is dodging snowflakes haha kys

>93870402
>writing paragraphs
S E E T H I N G

because I am a nigga, nigga

youtube.com/watch?v=aXJkLlbo3Ww

>three lines is a paragraph now

Zoomer attention span right here folks

>islanders are favorites to sign panarin

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assuming no massive jumps or falls in the draft, which teams are most likely to be in contention for the lafreniere bowl?

snes
mild
kangs
ducks
sabres

?

Canada does not exist

>jew seething he can't buy a super team like the NBA and MLB

Pedosota Mild never win anything

new around here?

Ducks
Kings
Wild
Snes
Devils because fuck you

even if they themselves aren't bad enough most likely to be in it, I bet the memenadiens will try their damndest to get involved so they can get him

>each poster here is samefsgging at LEAST 6.2 posts
Holy shit /hoc/ has gone to shit

explain poutine

I've been a Sharks fan since about 2010. My daughter was born in 2012. She loves watching games with me. We do the power play da duh, she loves the sharks head entrance & making Wookie noises when we see Burns. But most off all she loves Joe Pavelski. We do this little game when he scores. I say Jooooooooe & she tells PAVELSKI! I don't know how I'm going to tell her that her favorite player isn't a Shark anymore of he leaves.... Please resign Joe!!

coilers and shorks will be shit too

Wisconsin gluttony

>coilers
they'll be bad but not bottom 5 in the league bad

>shorks
their core is still too good to not at the very least make the playoffs where they'll inevitably choke

>am eating something incredibly spicy
>ears start to leak water
Being white sucks

Debbies as a parting gift from Taylor Hall before he signs somewhere else in one year

Fuck Scooter Braun.

Neither will the Mild, but apparently that doesn’t matter

nigga you dying

Height and weight

5'10
190lbs

Cry you fucking twink. Tyler Slow is an awful musician. Now she can make an entire album crying about being retarded

the mild were an old team last year and they're not getting younger. they should be bottom 5

That might have been the lamest insult I've read this week. Congratulations.

4'4
358 lbs

It's almost like the NHL has a salary cap that's actually enforced

C O P E

Memes on memes on memes

Why the fuck are peppercorns so god damn spicy?!! I accidentally bit into one and had to race to the ER

man up

Fuck off, it was hot as fuck

So who will be the top 5 next season?

your mom's hot as fuck

Not gonna deny that. Once got her to brush her ass by my dick. Needless to say I still jerk off to that moment.

6'0
190

So will I, now.

probably the same teams

me

6'11
95

I just want to fuck my mom. Is that so wrong?

Post a picture of her so we can judge

she's not that good in bed i fucked her last week

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Wait why is zuccarello going to the fuckin wild?

for the memes

literally no idea

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Hearing Brobovsky to the Kitties and then Panarin/Varlamov to the Islelanders

Thinking about Skinner for Pu

No it's perfectly natural
t. Sigmund

Good fucking question

God DAMN the mild have the worst fucking color scheme

>russian goalies
Should I trust them?

Ducks get some dude from Montreal, Nicolas Deslauriers. Good pick up or bad?

best and orig*

deslauriers is a pretty cool dude. eh fights and doesn't scare of anything

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just ordered a gagan 'za

The mild are trash. You should lose cap space for doing badly.

S P O O K Y

Well San Jose is retarded and letting their captain walk, Pavelskis reasoning is he wants to win a cup. Despite that San Jose is still his best chance. But according to Joe Pavelski Dallas is a cup contender. Despite the fact he is going to displace one of the Stars key playoff performers.

And Zuccarello, well he wants term over money, he values stability. Dallas would have given it to him, 5 years, but then the Sharks decided "fuck Joe Pavelski" and Dallas will take him instead. So the Wild want to pretend they are bigshots. And will give Zuccs what he wants. And then trade him to a contender for assets in 3 or 4 years.

But i also wouldnt be surprised if he ends up back on the rags. A longshot. But maybe.

>new CBA will save us from this cap hell
gary please

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They arent horrible and more reliable than Canadian goalies these days (except Binnington)

based gagan

Fuck off pedosotan

Habs dumping salary to make movez

I hope the Pedosota mild relocate again and never give that horrible state another team.

>mild

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Les habitents want duchene

Not a chance. Your retard GMs should be hanged and quartered for those contracts

the state of the mild
>lets make our old team older

>florida signing brett connoly to 4 year deal

No panarin confirmed. Did social media ruin the fun of free agent frenzy?

Why

All pedosotan fans should be on the sex registry. I’d move if I found out I lived next to a pedosotan mild fan

All the pundits are saying duchene to nashville is a lock. But the habs are obviously up to something.

Avs will make the cup final next year, prove me wrong

If you root for the mild, leave here.

There's going to be a rumour when the CBA is being renegotiated of one team pressing for 5 compliance buyouts.

I cant even name their goalie

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the ecf maybe

Mild. Anyone doubting this is retarded

Apparently the islanders are gonna get panarin

Doesn't prove me wrong, next

And some teams pushing for "3 contracts dont count against the cap"

>sabotaging your new team to help your old team win the cup
>they won't win anyway

You alright leaf

>mfw it works

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Works in ruining the team even more and pissing off the players. The mild are shit, I fucking hate this team so much

>e

>mild waiting until UFA day to make moves
>literally nobody worth mentioning is available
Lmao imagine rooting for this shit team

fuck, im so used to typing ecf instead of wcf.

Would you eat this jewish girls pussy?

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no

Queermo

Why are Mild fans so afraid to root here? I have never seen them support their team in /hoc/. Does the mild not have fans?

>it’s starting again

youtube.com/watch?v=vfBkd1s5Mq8

Yes.

Isn’t Minnesota the state of hockey? Surely they have fans that come here then.

Iron Mike Stotslaka

>I have never seen them support their team in /hoc/
you should hang out here more than a day

Nobody in Wisconsin roots for the mild. They root for the Blackhawks

>Nobody in Wisconsin roots for the mild
this is wrong btw

Got bullied out

Then point one out for me.

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Can Mild fans really not take some friendly banter? I thought a state dedicated to hockey would be able to take hockey banter.

Why would Wisconsin root for a Minnesota team? They hate each other

...

>Why would Wisconsin root for an Illinois team? They hate each other

why's this dude so upset at minnesota?

>shitposting is now “fandom”
How sad. Those aren’t real fans because they’re not even supporting the team. Point me to an actual fan of the mild if you’re so certain they exist

what is your favorite curve on a girl? for me its her smile.

checking in

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hair curls

Wisconsin shares more with Illinois than with Minnesota
Not upset, just wondering why the state of hockey has no fans on /hoc/
False flag shitpost

>andré chat back in chitown
lol, Bergevin you mad lad

>Not upset
you're clearly upset and in denial, you should lurk more before spouting such nonsense my newfriend.

I’m not upset, I just want to know why a team from the self-declared “state of hockey” has no fans on /hoc/. Another user says they were bullied out. Isn’t this true?

thinknig about hockey

>he doesn’t know Doug from Duluth

But are you a mild fan? Didn’t think so

how do you know they have no fans?
if they didn't who is talking about them and making game threads?
i need proofs for your assertions.

Fake name.
What game threads? The gamethreads were started by whomever they were facing. Check the archive. No game threads were ever started by a purported mild fan

howdy

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>No game threads were ever started by a purported mild fan
proof?

sppeaking of hockeytowns, where did detroit's fans go?

Check the archives. I’m not going to spoon feed your lazy ass.

>speaking of hockeytowns
The hockey town of Minnesota?

no u

i see plenty of games where the mild played a team that didn't make threads for their other games

no, detroit, the place with the pizza palace

Those threads were made by the team they played. Are you dumb? Prove that any mild fans post here

arches

prove they don't, burden of proof is on you my guy, i see tons of posts from mild fans in this thread, not sure how you missed them.

I’m saying that a state can’t be a hockey town you fucking mongoloid mouth breather.

>Those threads were made by the team they played
why wouldn't those teams make threads for their other games?

detroit isn't a state you literal handicap

Not a single legitimate mild fan has posted here. They’ve all been passive aggressive jabs at the team. Explain why a “fan” would do this?

>somebody mentions them
>everyone talking about the wild

Minnesota is, you fucking brain dead negroid.
Why indeed. They haven’t, so you tell me.

>he's this new
lol do you know anything about minnesota sports

>people still feeding (You)s to the Mild denier
gotta hand it to him tho, he's cashing in

>Minnesota is, you fucking brain dead negroid
who tf is talking about minnesota? i asked about detroit

My favorite meme is
>nobody something something them
>everyone something something wild

because they don't have fans, whereas the mild do, since there's always a game thread for them.
mild play panthers, game thread
mild play bolts, game thread
panthers play rags, no game thread

>who the fuck is talking about Minnesota?

Pavelski to dalass conformed

>caring about (You)s
Truly pathetic state of affairs in /hoc/

the other dude is getting even more i think, we need a tracker to keep score

>mild fans exist
I'll believe it when I see it

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what does that have to do with my question here ??????????

I know that they have 2 championships between 4 professional sports teams.
Premerger basketball ones don’t count btw

aren't they a top 5 attendance team?
>jopa
>perry
the absolute state of ssallad

hence why their fans take passive aggressive jabs at their own teams.

gib breadman or marner pls

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New

Bob

>bob will handcuff the flapanthers
lmao
>lehner turned down 2x5 from the eyeliners
double lmao

How do you feel about Mike Smith going to the Oilers? I'm pretty bummed out about it. At least it will be funny to watch Tkachuk try to get under his skin. Hopefully Talbot works out as backup for Rittich

I feel sorry for him

Spooner

Some not so sketchy sources talk about an offer sheet to someone out west. Think Tkachuk, Laine, Connor, etc.

Corona lite is good

7’0”
300 lbs