Mickey Mouse Cup Quarter-final: USA vs. Curacao

They're a constituent country of the Netherlands, and made it out of group stage because of Honduran memes. It doesn't matter because we're all going to get blacked from Haiti

lineups?

Curacao? Is that even a country?? Sounds like something you would order at Starbucks

>it San marino tier?
No, they are like a Netherlands National team C and most player play there
See

Jamaica will play us

OH DAMN,THE MIGHTY ISLAND OF CURACAO?

OH NO WHAT A CLASSIC!!

lmao what a joke

They are unironically better than Bolivia and most of their players play in Holland
youtube.com/watch?v=0tsnU45bwOI

more like coração

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I cannot stand this mls pandering

PA TUR MI NIGGAS NA KORSOW! HOPI NA RABIA!

someone tell me what flag this is

Aruba

We're playing a bottle of blue liquor?
Inb4 we lose and get bullied

The Mickiest of Mouse Cups

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yikes

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K O R S O U
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Landon Donovan is so fucking terrible

STREAM LADS?

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Cant you watch it in one of the spic channels ?

Curacao is fucking powerhouse in baseball.

The Gold Cup is the best cup this year boys.

>basebore

MEXICO VS USA WHEN? I HOPE TRUMP SHTIPOSTS.

excuse me that team is the Kingdom of the Netherlands

Why does the curacao anthem sound like fucking Christmas music?

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Curaçao anthem is pretty based lads ngl

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

Honestly these international tournament always remind how shit our anthem is compared to all these other countries.

CHI

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*farts loudly*

>fat bald guy in an American flag body suit
DOG BLESS :DDDDD

Shut your filthy spic mouth

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FLY EAGLES FLY!

STREAM LINK
>STREAM LINK
STREAM LINK

leadingred.us/live/2183/usa-vs-curacao/

I don't own a TV so I tracked this down

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Tfw I could've gone to this game but I don't have any friends who like soccer

>these foreign based anthems

We really need to change ours to America the Beautiful

youtu.be/ao0vXBJqODE

I love this mango girl

>me gives the finger to your queen
and pisses on your flag

>2 mexicans and a honduran as refs
Oh god dammit
YO QUIERO VAR SINSON

Going alone is pretty based
Do you ever go drinking alone? I always meet and bond with the fellow lonely drinkers. Great conversations

Die

based

I like it

Curacao’s national anthem is so weird. I thought it was gonna turn into some fucking saxophone jazz solo

It's pretty amateur, while these other countries have well composed music.

how the fuck did they get that pronunciation out of that spelling of their country?

massively selfish play by the meme guy there

>implying our anthem wasn't well thought out

>pulishit

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I thought that made it sound pretty cool

>tfw you will never watch this movie on tnt during summer ever again
nostalgia. I miss n64, super soakers, and above ground pools

It's French, dumbass

kek. thought the exact same thing

>TWO MEMBERS OF THEIR TEAM WENT AWOL

and he's the captain for some reason

Honestly it wasn't. The tune is from some random British song, and the poem the lyrics are based on kind of sucks if I'm being honest.

Portuguese*

I miss having a bunch of friends

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Sorry I don't speak surrender

how the fuck was that a foul?

It's Portuguese, dumbass.

They're Dutch though

Why isnt Tyler Adams in the team?

This guy Room, god damn

>pulishit
CHELSEA PAID $73 MILLION FOR THIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOH NOOOHOHAHAHAHA

>nippleman

>poolisic

>pullsdick tries to pull a messi

>pulishit

injured

injured or something I think

Burgerniggers always shit the bed agaist BBC teams.

Cuckniggas clench them asshole shit aint going to be pretty.

What a save, fuck

>No Room for Goals

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But it has a Portuguese name because of Iberian pirates that used to stop there for mangoes and shit.

The finish was bad, but the run was excellent.

>pulisic captain

Based Room

25 saves inc

>not wanting the tune of a gentlemen's club for your country's anthem

Raking in the (You)s

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>The finish was bad
The cross was behind him

Pulisic trying to do too much

Oh, thanks for the info.

Jesus that tie

Oh, now I understand

maybe tackles are judged differently offence vs defense?

Oh I get it they're the Dutch B team

you're thinking of tahiti

Talking about the earlier chance that he ran from midfield.

>refball

literal refball

Fucking ref, fuck you

Womens team would had scored by now. Just saying.

>ref playing defense for curacao

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wait a second... these players are all DUTCH? really starting to make me think...

>the coaches and staff literally have to teach the players about their "home country"
wew

>this chant

God I hate the American outlaws

Women would unironically get blown out by Curacao

I
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what is the political affiliation of the american outlaws?

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

based ref allowing murderball

>players are "Dutch"
>they're all black

hmmm.....

what are you implying

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>The American Outlaws have drawn controversy for their "frat boy" culture which has alienated female members as the organization has expanded.[16][17] In response to the allegations, The American Outlaws created "AO Watch", which allows fans to report misbehavior by American Outlaw supporters during games.[17] The group has also tried to take measures to stop racism and sexism from its members before it happens, including an attempt to ban the "puto" chant, which leadership noted was homophobic and against their Code of Conduct.[17]

So steffen is going to be Citys second choice keeper? Or just a meme buy to appeal to the American market?

>friendly
Yeah, they don't count

Somebody say outlels?

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kinda boring...enjoy this webm i made 2 world cups ago instead

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still better than your semen slurping

USA
USA
USA
USA

>majority of the players born and raised in the netherlands
that's pretty gay. curacao is a based and elite baseball country and this is certainly making soccer more popular there

Zim Zam based

???

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Who /samsarmy/ here?

Loan army purchase

Loaned to Dusseldorf

>pass around defense
>kick it long and out of play
>hope for a deflection to hit Zardes

The American Guardiola

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Goes down a little too easy.

YOU GOTTA DROP

Based Mexibro

>playing your kids

Who can sideways pass for us?

when will ligma play?

Hermanito

>Curacao just finished second in the UEFA Nations League
>Now ripping and shredding through the Gold Cup
I guess CONMEBOL was too afraid to let them go for 3 continents in one year

I got a cheeky fiver on a draw

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your mom goes down a bit too easy

Looks like a flop

stream?

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looks like bald dude overran and couldn't hit the brakes on time

>still havent scored against Dutch non-league XI

>bradlel

ctrl-F

>Bradley...unable to keep it
I almost have a bingo bros, just need Zardes to accidentally score a goal

FINALLY

Pulisic is so good

PULIGOAT
>PULIGOAT
PULIGOAT
>PULIGOAT
PULIGOAT
>PULIGOAT
PULIGOAT
>PULIGOAT
PULIGOAT
>PULIGOAT

Nice timing.

(You)

USAAAAAAAAAAA

>OHHHHHH OOOOOOH OH OH OOOOOHHH OH WOAH OH OH OH USA OOOOOOOHHHHHH OH OH OH OHHHHHH USA OH OH OH

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WOOPS!

ya jinxed it nigel

user I...

>unironically
based mckennie

shieeet

is it over?

my nibba

MURRICAAA

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based jinxing lime

(you)

IBEWEAVEDATWEPHILFIN

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

fuck's sake

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HAVE SEX USA! HAVE SEX!

Here have a (you). We know you want them.

Obligatory

>Schalke

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Mexico be honest. How much are you shitting your pants right now?

6-0 INCOMING

First

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collected

BASED NIGGER

>Haiti vs Curacao final

Meme magic make this happen

usa will slip a goal. certain signs will confirm.
not even nervous.

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why is it every time I see a curacao, aruba, venezuela, dominican republic, panama, nicaragua, even fucking puerto rico flag it's always in soccer threads. why does no one from these countries who is wealthy enough to have internet like baseball?

Celebrating his contract renewal :)

Jamaica has been to the finals of the last two gold cups. Whoever wins tonight is going to get Rasta'd hard anyway

I don't want to go to work tomorrow bros

>It's a Pulisic carries MLelShitters episode
PULISGOD

>Curaçaoan goaltending

>curazao
If they rape jamaica, maybe

AWO SUA!!! TUR TUR NIGGA NOS TA RAPE NAN DEN E WEGA AKI. TUR E AMERIKANO NAN SA CONO KI NOS TA BISA HAHAHAHA

I don't think that's reason to celebrate.

>pulli will get loaned out to random meme teams by chelshit next year

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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USA stop hoofing it up for fucks sake

I have the week off bro #freedom

Nice try Dutch colony. But USA will win this one

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Because all the oldfags left

Please continue developing our talent.

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Because no one likes baseball. Not even baseball players like baseball.

2 EZ 4 USA

cmon Curacao, Gold Cup needs to be won by not-USA/MEX.

It's been years but I'm still not convinced Michael Bradley isn't a child cancer patient and his make a wish wish was to play pro soccer.

>**clap**

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Nice proxy m9

More money always is lad

are you using proxy?

like a pro-wrestling crowd

>pay 70 million to loan out the player
I doubt Chelsea is this brain dead.

I like baseball. only watching this because of curacao, tons of MLB players from there there's no way they don't like baseball

Se, proxy den bo sanka

>YOU CAN'T DO THAT
stfu quit making philly look like pussies

bon bini dushi

kino

USA USA USA

>Yellow for that
I swear, i should be a ref and work my way up

Lol

>Implying that's a bad thing
Don't be such a candy ass jabroni

>you cant do that
Fuck off you faggot outlaw r*ddit shitstains

Martina scores. checkem

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lage hode porfin

you don't want to get beaten up for refing against the home team in the lower leagues, user

WE'RE FROM PHILLY
FUCKIN PHILLY
NO ONE LIKE US WE DON'T CARE

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You don't. You think you like baseball, but you actually do not.

His rapid athleticism loss is crazy. He moves like a grandpa now, but in his prime he covered a shit ton of ground

you're right I love baseball

>that almost goal from Curacao
Steffen is overrated garbage, where the fuck is Horvath?

USA

I just realized we're playing a dutch team.

>bad guys are winning
Wtf bros

>outalws
>have a strict code of rules

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i mean, you got a statue of rocky balboa in your city. A fictional character...

This t.bh. Good thing he's a not a starter going forward.

Is money worth the >Schalke though? Some never get it out of them.

tfw the crowd won’t start chanting we pull triggers on island niggers

>I, wanna Diskerud all night
>implying Poku is being arrested
>Put the ball into the net & we'll go really mental
Is there any supporters' group in the MLS that isn't completely cringe?

The power of MLS and SUM

yeah no that was all the papiamentu I konw

America isn't poland

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Based Greatest Generation poster

EYYYYY. YU DI KORSOU DEN E KASA

Horvarth cant play with his feet though

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Cmon USA you tould me you don't care for this. Let Curaçao win.

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you're gonna lose the cup and then you're gonna pay for the wall lmao

>bradlel

or could be megamind also

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why do these pop-ups gotta be so in the "bottom middle?" just put in on the fuckin bottom

bradlel

M

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FINISHING

BRADLEY
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Como se dice semen slurping en spic?

>Bradlel

What the fuck

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Just hoof it around here Curacao, don't try to play like a good team because you ain't one

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The MLS LOOKS LIKE THAT??? How isnt this south Americans go to league???

>BRADLEL

>where the fuck is Horvath?
Injured

QUADS CONFIRM

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Horvath is injured

I want to see Adams playing his spot so bad

I'm kind of excited to see Wagner at the helm desu imo lad what do you think?

>bradlel
>bradlel
>bradlel
>bradlel
>bradlel

we cant lose a game that is happening at our home

Chupasemen

que?

CHECKED

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Persona a cargo de /ligamx/ por mas de dos años

Ik praat ook nederlands he

Bo sa tog. Nos tei

WHY IS MICHAEL BRADLEY STILL PLAYING???????????

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I've been to Union games, and the river end is fine. Pretty much no yurohumping and other types of cringe.

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mamamecos

Why don't we play a 4-2-3-1 with Pulisic as the 10?

What languages is Papiamento a creole from? It's pretty interesting

Gratis, posteando gordas

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No mames guey

we essentially do

wrong player though

bradley you bald fuck. go join the dutch and be bald with them

>I want to see Adams playing his spot so bad
Berhalter has already said he'll do this against good teams.

Because the skill level isn’t so good.

That's literally the current formation.

i know but its close enuff

kek, for the rhyme

based

I think we can do this when tyler adams is healthy

>tap ins

Where tf is landon donovan???

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dutch, portuguese, spanish, african, and a little bit of english

mi ta papia papiamentu pasobra mi ta un YU DI KORSOU NIGGAAA

ironically im white

>curacao player just drops and gives Zardes the ball
>doesn't even have to break a sweat to catch up to him
What the?

zardes is fucking horrendous
why the fuck does he keep getting callups

>Zardshit
Joke of a player.

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Lol sorry I just checked Google and they said we are in a 4-3-3

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Fucking Mexican women

skill check >︿

Making money

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Every Sunday night I have a serious internal debate between going back and offing myself
>desu

Dutch ,spanish, portuguese some african dialect.

Because he keeps scoring fluke goals

>The wave
lmao

Adams 6
McKennie/Pomykal together in CM
Pulisic attacking MF

Would be fun

hey lads i just got home hows the game going

fuck off boomer

Fast pacey black lad

Depends on how you feel about what McKennie is playing, but it's basically a 4-2-3-1 with Bradley as the 6 and McKennie as the 8.

Can these brave dutch lads actually make the comeback of the cup?

>this is actually an even match

gebaseerd

Had graag gezien dat Papiaments meer aandacht kreeg hier maar een groot deel weet niet eens dat het bestaat ;_;

>>>>>>near-post corners

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We still gotta save some face in home ground. Losing to Jamaica is at least a little more acceptable

The wave is unironically based

So this is how el chicano californio is born?

1-0 for us so far

how the fuck are the USA so fucking shit, isnt this supposed to be a golden generation or something?

Their anthems sound like someone slammed their fists on an electric organ

they could both do better tbqh

>Losing to Jamaica is at least a little more acceptable
literally no circumstance is this true

I respected Nordecke last year for going on national television chanting "C-R-E, double-you, fuck you Precourt we are the Crew" for the entire match.

bearfucker is a fraud
we have those in spades

Good lord that touch by Steffen

>isnt this supposed to be a golden generation or something?
Look up the squad - 90% mls trash who are the favorites of a mediocre mls coach who's won fuck all.

You want a diamond? Fuck that. Get one of the young guys (Mihailovic, Holmes) to grow into the 10 role, and play Pulisic on the wing.

missed this. what is the context for this outhouseboi

There is no caribbean nations that are okay to lose to.

It's literally a bunch of MlelS shitters and a couple babbies like Christian Pulisic. Any "golden generation" is probably at least 4 years from happening.

>spaghetti in the box
>still manage to get a decent pass
Based Emersson 2.0

dat pass

o lordy

No Adams, Brooks, Yedlin, Weah, Sargent, or the german mutts who haven't been called in a while like Johnson, Chandler or Williams.

seriously why the fuck does Sargent not get a call up but gyasi 'american heskey' gets called up on the reg? fuck mls and fuck cuckhalter

cayenesen putos

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Wait so curacao guy itt is real?

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whiny schoolyard chant after curacao got a yellow
>YOU CAN'T DO THAT *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*

I like Boyd and Weah as wingers. Might be better to have Weah and Pulisic starting as wings with Boyd a super sub though. I just want to see Pomykal, Wes, Adams and CP together

He's literally the US equivalent of Chicharito, as long as he scores goals literally who cares how shit he is tbqh

Mihailovic has been abysmal this tournament

>clapping
you can't make this shit up

I've never heard of this country of my life. When I saw the matchup on the TV guide I thought it was a capital cityfor Honduras or something.

brooks retired. chandler is shit and locker room cancer

why does hamid not get callups anymore
he's not that bad with his feet
that's a great disservice to heskey he's 10x the player zardes is even now

>Timmy Chandler
Never again

it was sexy

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Should be 1-1 tbqh

It's curacao Elite now?

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Jozy ate himself into whale mode and Bobby Wood just fell off the map

>tfw no strikers on the level of a McBride, Mathis, "first few call ups" Eddie Johnson and Charlie Davies

Curazao sounds like BR food to me

I like the song from the SOL commercial

>as long as he scores goals
He only scores goals against island shitters. He will never cut it against the bigger teams in international soccer. This is why no one cares about Altidore statpadding and being the third top goalscorer for USA because all he does is score against concacrap shitters.

Nice Sicario cum dump

This team is pathetic. Get rid of Berhalter and bring me Rafa Benetiz (I know this will never happen.)

Well there's a bunch of other promising young CAMs, I think they can probably get at least one to stick.

brooks didn't retire you fucking retard he's 26

Where the bitches at?

>pussy ass normie too scared to go places alone

ole "it would be awakward :(" LOOKIN ASS

"strangers definitely care about me and my life" HEAD ASS

>davies

RIP. losing him is when jozy was exposed for being so shit

>USMNT will never be this good again
>dat lethal pace

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this game is so scripted. Its like watching wwe

they have to beat us in october to be considered /elite/

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there's literally no reason zardes should be in the side over ginge

He'll score goals as long as the build up play is good and the US has a decently good midfield

Not enough tarps

>isnt this supposed to be a golden generation
It's the transition stage, kind of. The Pulisic, McKennie, etc. generation is just getting started, and the older generation is beginning to die.

>you now remember these lads beat Spain in an official match

Based

Brooks is still active but we need a decent LB in Johnson who is still serviceable and we need an actual defensive midfielder like Williams.

Meh, besides Donovan, Dempsey, and Howard (on his day) that team is overrated

Yes!

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>brooks retired
No, he did not

for me its turks and caicos island

Why tf is Jamaica league 2 tier?

It's pretty funny 2bh.

I didn't even know where Curacao is. They only have 160k people.

Why so many french z-teams and what the hell is this?

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Was thinking this the other day, we peaked in 2009. Now no passion, no pace. SAD!

Based Curaçao actually playing good. Hope they beat and expose our MyLilShitters out of this tournament like they deserve

>Haiti
>Curazao
Prepare your anus.

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You're delusional, he looked out of his depth in the last couple of friendlies against south american teams this year. He's a 27 year old "prospect" like Lingard at this point - just pure shit and only on the team because he played for the shit coach.

How come our negros are not pacey at all?

WHO

oh i member

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wew, what a qt

None of the Curaçao players live there

Yeah but then again Iceland would rape this usa team.

Would you guys prefer Altidore over Zardes?

That team would destroy the nu-USMNT

WHO

Why can no one pronounce Pulisic correctly

Altidore

>these are your choices
Morgan, unironically

can i just take death?

What are you talking about? Icelel has come to America to play the US and us, and have yet to beat either team.

>he'll score goals as long as he's fed a dozen chances for tap ins
He cant even do that regularly. We need a mobile forward up top, not a tragic no-touch ngubu like Zardass.

Based answer

Yeah, unironically

Neither of those two shitters.

i'd take a literal who that has the potential to be only ok over both of them

I wish Justin Meram had committed to USMNT instead of eye rack

Jozy Altidore has more caps than Brian McBride. This is where US Soccer went so horribly wrong.

>USA leading Netherlands M-team 1-0 at halftime

Realistically, how will the Dutch recover from this? They are shaking in their wooden shoes.

>counting friendlies
mexico your better than that.

>would you prefer to have a dragon dildo shoved up your ass or up your peehole?
No to both

Because they lost to El Salvador and missed out on League A on goal difference

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Why do they try so hard to make Pulisic into a "leader"? He's too autistic and introverted for that.

Cringe

Iceland has better memes so they will always win for me

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The same reason why Argentina make Messi the captain - he's the best player by far and no one wants to listen to a bald clown like Fagley.

Obviously based Jozy

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goals in Europe
altidore: 43
zardes: 0 (zero)

She is unironically a better finisher than both of those clowns.

Meram unironically was the Crew's best player, not Zardes or Steffen or Trapp or Berhalter and now I just realized that the USMNT is really just the Columbus Crew.

Shit, we suck.

>wanting the US Fem team to play against black men
Oh nonono

it's either him, altidore or bradley

>that ass angle and clear photoshop to make it seem bigger
kek

Maybe because no one likes Bradley

>Rate the USA's first-half performance on a scale of 10

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Discuss

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>Brenden, go save the USMNT
>Ok coach, but only if you come with me
The future is D O O P

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>trans-pescos
fucking degenerate beaners

She literally only looks good in this one video. The other pictures and videos she has on her insta is like any other asian thot with a big ass.

USA controls everything about Curacao's positional play because it's too slow and static. Curacao commits men forward but they just stand there, it's good that some of them are finding space between the lines but you need movement and support for the man with the ball, because then you get chances for passes like the one at the end of the half. From the back, Curacao wants USA to commit to intense pressing when their defenders are on the ball but USA refuses and centre backs would rather pass between themselves ad infinitum than try a long ball into a zone with equal numbers. When such passes occur the receiver however is properly supported with 2 or 3 players around him to head the ball towards (in comparison with the buildup play), so why not try this more if the slow buildup play isn't working? Better to lose the ball 60 than 30 meters to goal and the latter happened a few times.
Curacao seems too weak to try to play out from the defence, I'd tell them to be faster, more aggressive on the counters while being a bit more compact because there's often a lack of options for progressive passes, only backward ones

kys

big fan of boyd
can't believe he only got called up because his goal went viral on twitter
why the fuck weren't new zealand calling him up?

>kissing cousins

No one cares about your mlelsoi shitters

I hate this best player = captain meme. In a lot of cases it just doesn't work.

just IMAGINE typing this all out
based autisitc polack

BASED and DOOP-pilled

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based Poland with the analysis

Go on..

I'll be the judge of that

So you're saying 3-1 Curacao wins?

>tfw aubrey plaza will never give you that look after smacking her ass

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>poop
Youre right about the future.

This team would be shook vs real competition wc drought continues for another decade :/

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kek, lemme see if I could find her real quick. I gotta check my internet history

What is her fucking problem?

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You better watch your mouth, 'fore you get doop'd on

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1776/10

You make it sound like we're playing good football but really, Curacao's midfield are amateurs - excluding their forwards and defenders - and thus it's easy for even an MLelS midfield to "control" them. The problem is the hoofballing - for a so called team who wants to press and control the ball, they are fucking terrible at it. It's almost as if mediocre MLelS shitters who never trained in highly technical academies that taught them to pass the ball intricately can't do so on a whim in a game.

watching curacao try to play against us is like watching us try to play against literally any half decent team

He was refusing calls

He refused call ups for years so he could play for US eventually

Pulisic is always wide open right at the edge of the box but never receives the ball

instagram.com/songyuxin_hitomi/?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=1exe4tkvqjudz
Here you go. She actually isn't that bad now that I take a second look at her insta.

>those hips
Fuck

Curaçao ARE going to score

screenshot this

>usa getting pressed by Kozakken boys tier team

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Gotta give others the chance to fuck up a shot. Michael Bradley can't turn the ball over unless he has it you know.

>win the ball high up the pitch
>everyone walking

This is so bad.

the finns are bullying us again lads

>JEWSA slowly choking

>watching spic channel because CHI
>the announcers are just talking about how historical influence leads to some American, danish or French names

What a fucking boring match

>unable to play out of that swiss cheese pressure
Holy fuck

based

What are you going to do about it?

WEW

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Names on which team? Curacao or murrica?

IIM FUCKING NERVOUS LADS

>New York City becoming its own city-state
fuckin yes, they're definitely different than up state NY.

Who besides Bob thinks Michael Bradley is even good?

Commit to an expensive wintertime invasion that leads to a tactical victory but a strategic loss.

Politely ask you to stop

Bradley has looked pretty good defensively so far, if we're being honest.

what kind of name is arriola even

Raise your hand if you only know Curacao is a place because you played Sid Meier's Pirates

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You're retarded if you genuinely believe this.

>meme ink
shit tier

At this point I don't even care what happens to the mutant ninja turtles. When you're starting Zardes no expectation for your team is too low.

He's good as a defensive midfielder, but weak going forward.

you will take those words back, probably during this game

>that build up
Wow actual potential.

>Lost to South Korea 0-2

youtu.be/TSuaAHY5kcs

It doesnt help that NZ doesn't have too many matches either. I think there was a 12 month stretch where they didn't play a single game, which is hust insane.

>pulishit

This. Best place to get qt Dutch waifu.

For me, it's Empire Total War

spanish

>kurwasow
just score you fucks, i want memes

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puliFRAUD

He's the worst defensive midfielder by far and has mediocre passing range unless it's a lob forward

Boyd is good, I'm happy he made the switch

ive only eaten cheese for the last 2 days

pls pray for my asshole

when's the voodoo gonna kick in?

All these mls guys are so shit, wtf it's only Curacao

have it on good authority that arriola is actually a massive faggot irl

Ok

find a link yourself then. Her name is songyuxin hitomi.

>Widelisic

eu4

The US has another black keeper now?

The family changed the name at Ellis Island. It was originally Nurple.

>it's only T&T

I was talking about her tats

He seems like a doucher

Not to make excuses, but most of Curacao are Dutch players who were trained there. They're not minnows.

Pukki > pulisic

t. Bob

rude

You would think that all the sad marketing and shilling US Soccer does for the mls americans that they would actually not look like shit against these shit island teams

Curacao is based

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correct

oh my bad. I read link, not ink

Yes and he's unironically moving to Man City. To be the backup, I assume, but still.

zardes as a forward still makes me laugh all these years later

he's old

>Boyd is good
Uh ..

>McKinney

This is essentially a bunch of MLS memes vs a bunch of Eredivisie role players

Who else /CUM/ here?

And here's why that's a good thing.

Jordan MEMEIS coming on it;s over

So the USA has only lost 1 game in the Gold Cup against an island nation. Who knows who it was?

>jordan memeis

No based part time taxi driver and bartender team.

better than what we had before bar pulisic

come on dude, you have a guy showing up for a progressive pass and you opt for a short safe option instead

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kek
If the USA keeps playing in shit like the Gold Cup and not like Copa America, we'll keep playing these island teams.

>struggling to beat literally Tropico

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he's going to be the #3 backup for the reserves

Imagine being a Finn and your name being Pukki.

Literally t.Pukki

Finnish Boipukki xD

/cum/ is the worst general on /int/

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Jamaica mon

He'll be loaned out to the Bundesliga I'm sure. He's actually got a lot of promise, he's only 24, but he's also never faced anything more difficult than a U-20 world cup squad

Jamaica

That's crazy. Never heard of him before.

Someone make the new thread

he will get loaned out to the netherlands or something
will never play a minute for city nor will he be involved with the senior team

Yeah hes going to Fortuna Dusseldorf

Hello Placer

>AltiGOAT coming in
Ready your anuses island niggers

Someone make the new starting 11

what the fuck is with that medical guy's twitching arm?

Bradley is the most comfy footballer.

is that guy ok, he's really shaking

>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
fat fans

Nice

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Jozy Altidore will score in this game, screen cap this

>american defender named Zimmerman

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>tfw non-contact injuries are often the most serious

Human evolution has alot to answer for.

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Holy shit this game is garbage, please knock us out tonight. I don't think losing to T&T sent a strong enough message.

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taking out them niggers 1 by 1

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Nicely played Finn user, you're bringing some great banter to these threads.

You win this round.

you sound like a blast at parties

MLS players*

>tfw a trap has a bigger benis than you.

Zimzam mode activated

Probably Parkinson.

>Remko Bicentini played his entire career in the Netherlands
>Look up his Wikipedia
>Literally only made 23 professional appearances in 1 (one) single season
At least they weren't wrong

NEW

not comfy for his teammate wanting to play actual football though

>azteca rates zardes

Is this what it's like to watch MLS? This is boring

BASED

>tfw Finnish memes and shitposting are spreading out of /hoc/

Just like their ancestors spread out across the Eurasian steppes.

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lel not even a fin.

I can’t believe some of you bought the hype after we beat a couple of shit tier teams. Curaçao is exposing this team.

look who's talking.

>we are seriously struggling to stat pad against curacao at home

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How th fuck does Chris Wondoloski get call ups? He isn’t pure skill he’s trash. I remember him getting subbed out for Julian Green against Belgium after missing 3 sitters and Julia. Almost scored 2 in 10 minutes he was on

> Gold cups 2011 happens
> Get 4-1’s by México in the final
Never recovered

>zardes

Ever since Korean woman have been Americanized and Worst Korea has been feminized, Korean girls have become the blonde Stacie’s of Asia demonized

am i the only one who thinks pulisic is more likely to be a flash in the pan than the savior of us soccer
every decent european country has 20 players just like him who never amount to anything

I remember calling him a faggot at a Fire vs Crew game because he was playing murderball and felt bad because I found out a while after that I made more money than him

DIdnt some New Jersey Guido do that so he could play for Italy and won a WC?

gg

>We are better than any Caribbean team.
>Caribbean teams are shitters.
We are shitters as well, getting dominated. All these fucks saying we should be scoring 3 or 4 against this team.

Yeah Giussepi Rossi then his knees exploded twice a year for 10 years

Hes of our defenders that cant be flimflammed