Official /turnleft/ World 400 at Chicagoland thread

Thunderstorms pass. Rain outs happen when you get that drippy rain, but for sure 100% chance there will be a big delay

Hello gentlemen. Another beautiful day for a cup race in ol Chicago.
I have Trux as my winner for today.

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>runnin down a meme

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GREEN FLAG BACK IN THE AIR

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digits confirm

>still using this fake cancerous bitch
>giant gaping mouthed faggot
>diversity negroes

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stream plz

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>Digits
Not a beautiful day for racing though

10-4

who here /ragsinabox/

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ahem

FUCK BUBBA WALLACE AND DANIEL SQUAREZ

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Today's the day lads. I can feel it.

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GIVE LAR2ON YOUR ENERGY
SLIHDE JAWB

>powered by satan

reminder that larson will not be in the 42 next year

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>projected winners are either Kyle Busch or Martin Truex Jr., two of the most overrated drivers in NASCAR history

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>the captain is there, heard him on Brad's radio

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> mfw no DW to summon vortex

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DALE SAID SLIDE JOB AGAIN!!!!

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>that weather

holy fucking kek.

>slidejob

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I have him on my fantasy this week again. I only have 3 picks of him left. They keep deep dicking me every week.

Reminder that Matt DiBenereddit believes his own hype and regularly tooted his own horn about how much better he was than his equipment when he was at Go FAS

This Kyle vs Kyle shit feels kinda forced and gay.

Kyle Busch is the most hated driver in NASCAR.

Gotta love how NBC is just ignoring this obnoxious storm quickly approaching

omg thank you for saving this user. I lost my 2018 shit.

Puts your Kyle in the wall

>WHAT DO YOU DO?

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I got all the good shit... what else do you need?

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LETS GO LADS

BOOGITY BOOGIT--

...oh....

>no boogity
>cursed with up through the gears they go

honestly I don't know, I lost that one and have been waiting for someone to post it.

That Jeff Burton segment reminded me of Wally's World, but without a lot of the stuff that made Wally's World great.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIH5eeNIa40

repeating digits and someone dies today

>"restart"
CTE is a bitch

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>johnson in 2nd

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>Those outdated graphics and ticker
I missed Fox already.

Wreck Autism please Jimmie

>no crash yet
almost as boring as F1

>gimmie

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>gimmie battling for the lead and taking it

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I need that big side thing Fox has. Top 3 is gay

Hold the fuck up, did Henderick kidnap Gimmie's wife and kids at gunpoint or something?

He looks like he's actually trying today.

YEA BITCHES, DILLON CANT HANG WITH THE BIG DOGS!

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lightning in the area

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LIGHTNING CAWSHUN

>Sky is fucking purple
>NBC finally says that there is rain in the area

hendrickbros...we're home

does Chicago have lights?

yes, they used to have a night chase race

Yes, they ran a night race here a few times.

honestly why even start the race with a severe thunderstorm that close?

Ty anons

cant wait for the disappointment

Looks like they have some but not sure if they could race with them

>lightning

Just when Gimmie was getting his spark back. goddammit

i wouldn't mind a sunday night race desu

They said "a little rain" in the area. They still are trying to act like it's not going to storm there.

I mean couldn't they just put headlights and rain tires on the car? s/

NBC has and always will be below TNN tier cup broadcasting.

>ynr the 2013 race when they stoped just 3 laps shy of making the race official

Haven't watched at all this season but I saw Larson is only 15th? wtf is this rigged?

>10 minute commercials
ok not watching this shit

Greetings race fans!

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Be sure to get yours today!

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Chevrolet has been laughably pathetic since 2016

>red flag like 10 laps in
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

could it turn into a Sharknado?

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Do these faggots not have the budget to show a local radar? Do they have zero idea what is happening or what the policy is with lightening?

Moved up to 5th

>Ricky Steakhouse Jr.
>-43

OHNONONONOONO

i can do this for approximately 40 cents (but only because cheese is fkn expensive here)

oh fuck yeah

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>that sky
Yikes

i mean in the standings, not the race

>+18
please win

>cheesewhich
based

looking at the radar, track is about to get absolutely pissed on

>slide job

Its fucked faggot
>weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=subregional-MI-comp_radar-24-1-100-1&checked=map&colorbar=undefined

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>have tires specifically made for racing in the rain
>never use them

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>MI
>Michigan

They're in Chicagoland retard

Does Austin Dillon look like the kind of guy who lets his wife fuck black dudes?

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Imagine being this retarded that you think you could safely race ovals in the rain

map looks the same sweetie.
Can't wait for your reply

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Why don't they just put street tires on them, they have treads and last like 50,000 miles so they could use the same set al, year

>Windy city

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If I want to see a safe race I'd watch F1 la

Street tires aren't rated to go over 100mph and wouldn't last a lap.

kek holy fuck, yeah that race isn't happening. See you tomorrow.

Yes

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always reminds me of this

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>rain runs down the banking essentially keeping the track dry

There's a reason why they put wipers on the road course cars

>safely race
>implying anyone cares about driver safety

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she looks like she punched in the eye by a bbc

>NBC ignores weather before and during race
>Their cute little pit road tent is getting ripped to shreds by the wind
Kino

This is DW's punishment upon NASCAR for denying Vortex Theory

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Look at the logo next to austins name on his car

JUST

Do you understand how thunderstorms work? They'll be racing by 5:30 eastern

Verstappen and the FIA proved otherwise today

>NBC getting absolutely fucked today

I love it

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Tornadoes in 5

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Can we just be Murican and race through this shit.

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>cars jockying around in the wind
>one gets sideways right as a 50 mph gust hits
>it takes off like a jet airliner and flies 10 miles away
i need this to happen

>seeing the official sojaboy of nascar
i'm seething now

Holy fuck Chicagoland getting destroyed right now

Hey fag, never heard back from you. Here is another if you want to stop being a complete dirty douche.

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large marge....

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ur gay

better than being dumb cutie.

...

>
>actually wearing things with another man's name on your body

Please tell me none of you guys actually do this, right? It's one thing to cheer for a favorite driver, but actually spending money for a shirt or whatever of another mans name and face and wearing it is the ultimate tier of cuckoldry.

what happened?

F1 version of slide job aka he shut the door and there was a split second of contact

huge nascar fan base, lots of tshirts sold with faces and names on them.
You're the 1% total homophobic.

>Chevrolet
>only one win

Stop fucking reminding us, NBC assholes

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oh, so action for F1 these days. Thanks user

>Chevy has won 5 races since the Camaro debuted in 2018

Literally late-2000s Dodge levels of irrelevance

>yfw race gets called and gimmie wins

>gimmie then uses the momentum to win his 7th championship

>gimmie going full 2011 tony
don't make me dream

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The Camaro is one of the worst cars in NASCAR history. It deserves to get absolutely stomped on by Ford. They deserve it

>Ditching the iconic Monte Carlo silhouette for teenage kid's hot rod he bought with daddy's money

Fuck Chevy.

No wonder Larson is depressed, NBC won't let him live down SLIDE JAWB

hey guys did you know that there was a SLIDE JOB?

remember the time when there was SLIDE JOB

SLIDE JOB

Is there really any difference between SLIDE JOB and HAVE YOU EVER? Bear in mind they're both associated with two of the greatest finishes in NASCAR history.

How do you learn to be a NASCAR driver? Just go-karting all the time and then gradually move into like rally racing or something?

Fuck off to with your cancer.

yes, slide job is a term Junior stole from dirt track and world of outlaws racing because he thought it would sound cool to say, then he proceeded to run it into the ground in one race
That have you ever moment was a true spontaneous reaction between Joy and Waltrip to an amazing finish

Most start with some kind of short track racing and move up to more powerful engines / series as their talent / money will take them.

most drivers either start out on dirt or take the bandolero>legends car>late model track on asphalt

they are predicting another 1.5 hours of rain

was there any chance to start the race earlier?

have rich parents then

The way this storm is moving, we're fucked

Rich parents with connections to people in NASCAR willing to give you a chance if you show any semblance of competency in racing.

That's literally it. Don't have those? You're fucked and only thing you got is iRacing. Have fun playing pretend.

>8th

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>the possibility of Gimmie winning by default grows with every minute the race is delayed due to rain
Holy shit is it wrong I actually want this to happen now?

Nope. Not official until they hit like half way. This just won't count.

they need to run 2 stages for the race to be official, and if they can't run today they'll try tomorrow, or the day after and so on

>calling a race after 10 laps

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btw, has a race in the modern era ever been abandoned?

>the absolute S T A T E of MENCS
And they're wondering why viewership is so low.

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when are we going to go back up through the gears boys? how long until the weather is gone

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What the fuck even is the point of this race/track? Legit the most boring track on the schedule and nobody in Chicago gives a shit. Just call the race and we’ll move on.

They're drying the track now. Might have a race in the next hour.

and arca was 177.4

Reminder that while Brian France being gone is nice, nothing will change until Steve Phelps, Steve O'Donnell and the rest of the cancer that is France's yes men no longer infest NASCAR executive offices
Steve Phelps saying that they will make no major changes to the schedule in 2021 goes to show how fucking out of touch they are.

>muh TV slots goyim

>rain tires

welcome to /turnleft/ newfriend, make sure to grab your rags

sorry did you have trouble seeing the /s ?

>(((bromberg)))
Cancer.

this dude gets BTFO every week is he ever right

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Probably just getting his shit from model data.

okay that was pretty funny/cute

Especially Clint

So when's Hailie getting bumped up to MENCS?

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She's gotta suck some team owner dick first.

Is the thumbnail wrong for everyone else?

thats why they need to get the vortex going

imagine how bad the firesuit must smell after 2 hours of racing in the hot weather haha

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>Arkansas
Why the fuck would you go to Chicago then?

yup

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Nevermind he answered my question and I'm retarded

>be meteorologist
>muh science
>know with 100% certainty that climate change is man made and the Earth will not survive unless taxes are raised
>also science
>cant accurately predict next weekends weather forecast

>women smell bad

Found the fag

Is Hailee Deagan white???

>watching leaf stream
>commercial for Bristol
>look at all these great Bristol moments!!!
>they're all from old Bristol

>be race car driver
>instead of just doing gay ass "make a wish" crap bring an entire entourage of strippers and hookers everywhere you go
>free lap dances
>motorboats
>hummers
>the works
Why are drivers today such slack-jawed faggots?

she is if you wan't her to be.

No she's Irish

At least Hailie is actually cute, unlike that goblin Danica

Anybody else just heard the anchor say steve byrnes?

>Zuckerberg in a chair?

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Nu-Bristol is better now than old Bristol you just have boomervision

She's only 17 you sick fucks

Danicas got a pussy like a.....

and...?

>Danica
>goblin
Danica is a national treasure you absolute homo

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She's super hot and killer body.
No one would care if you went back to suck hogs user.
>no one

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>Durant to the Nets
Fucking clown sport over there in the NBA. Rain delay over when

good job, you now realize there is a difference between day to day localized weather and general global climate.

OH NO NO NO NO

>Bubba Wallace will need to go to a backup car (pending NASCAR’s approval). Cover blew off and soaked the electronics

how the fuck do you have a race car that can't get wet?

For me, it's Juju Noda

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>NASCAR has denied RPM’s request to go to a back up. Bubba will be scored last. Tough day for the 43 team.

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>black guy's car afraid of water

hmmm

all Asians smell like sushi.

>rain delay means nothing but shitposting and cunnyposting

Come on NBC, save us and just race already

Is that the hardest we've seen Gimmie race since 2016?

twitter.com/BubbaWallace/status/1145437783726669824

It's fake. He's fine.

hot damn, thats the first time I was ever faked news'd.

>thanks user

Annnnnndddddd here comes the now weekly victory junction shilling

Good Job Bubba, at least you won something in your life.

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There is only 1 driver from an African American background at the top level of our sport..I am the 1. You're not gonna stop hearing about "the black driver" for years. Embrace it, accept it and enjoy the journey..

But it doesn't get harped on at all. It barely even gets mentioned. And bubba's a pretty cool guy.

he is very cool and I like him as a person.

but here

DRIVERS TO THEIR CARS

It's still raining though. Definitely not starting again anytime soon.

where?

>front row will now field 3 shitboxes

Why not just put the money into making one actually competitive car?

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rental cars, that is. race will resume tomorrow at noon

Pray it's not like Michigan. I was there for that and hearing them say "green flag this time around" for three straight laps before pulling back in was just torture

I wouldn't mind you going out in your daily driver and overtaking.

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RADAR IS CLEAR

Doesn't look bad now.

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>frm getting all this airtime

seems like a pretty comfy operation tbqh

I interpreted Phelps' comments as more coach/executivespeaky. I think the headlines took things a little out of context.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if NASCAR has found that the intermediate industrial complex is harder to destroy than they thought. Tracks like Texas and Kansas have probably drawn a line in the sand trying to protect their two dates.

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>he doesn't constantly tap his pockets to check for wallet keys and phone

WE GOIN' NIGHT RACIN IN CHICAGOTOWN BOYS

Better yet, why not put an actual driver in those cars? Ragan/McDowell/Tifft is just straight up committing to mediocrity.

Is it me or did Busch races used to sell out in the early-mid 2000s??? Even qualifying sessions I think used to have decent crowds

Sundown isn't until super late my dude we /North/ here

who's this QT doing interviews?

>CHICAGOTOWN
sound like something dw would say

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Why not just hire Biffle, Edwards, and Kenseth??? someone convince me why this wouldn't work.

these drivers cost money

Biff and Kenseth are nearly 50
Edwards doesn't want to race

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>daniel's amigos

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I asked someone at Roush when I went to Bristol what Kenseth was up to. Was told he just wants to focus on being a Dad. I would imagine he's content with his career and isn't going to race full-time again. I don't think Biffle will race full-time again either.

I think Edwards is done with the exception of maybe getting in a car locally in Missouri just for fun. It's honestly so freaking cool that he went off the grid and lives a totally private life in the social media era.

>that face on jones

he knows he going to a shitbox next year, doesn't he

A Clint Bowyer interview is a tour de force

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N

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bubba honestly is the most likable driver in the series right now

Crandall got chubby

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G

Based Bubba

based combo breakers

Have you ever seen a media center buffet?

no

>nascar """""""""""""""""journalists"""""""""""""""
which reminds me, you now have to pay to read Jeff Cuck's posts now

I don't read his stuff. Just see the shorthand on twitter.

Anybody got the backstory from the time an autist from here snuck his way into a driver's meeting???

Greetings race fans!

Americrown Service Corp., the official food & beverage vendor of all ISC properties, is proud to announce the inclusion of the inaugural Chicagoland BBQ Smokedown competition in the 2019 Camping World 400 weekend.

While wet weather may delay action on the track, NOTHING can delay action on the grill! The 2019 Chicagoland BBQ Smokedown is an officially sanctioned KCBS (Kansas City Barbecue Society) Master Series Competition Event, featuring over 40 of the world's greatest professional barbecue pitmasters in action.

Multiple saviors of smoked meats, including the likes of BBQ Hall of Famers Myron Mixon, Chris Lilly, Dave "Famous Dave" Anderson, and Ray "Dr. BBQ" Lampe, will be serving scrumptious the likes of scrumptious sausages, slow smoked pulled pork, savory smoked brisket, supremely seasoned pull-off-the-bone baby back ribs (pictured, with white bread slices as secondary sauce sponges), smoked Smithfield bacon (also pictured, all you can eat of course) and much, much more.

The winner of the 2019 Chicagoland BBQ Smokedown competition will have the honor of taking home a custom cast trophies, honoring the legendary performances that will occur today both on the track and in the BBQ pit.

Make sure to take a trip to the Chicagoland infield to get a taste of some beautiful barbecue today!

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I don't not like him because he's black.
What I don't like is people parsing him just BECAUSE he's black and his stupid "muh depression" shit for pity points. literally everyone faces depression in some form daily, but none of them cry about it on social media to get pity points. Here's a thought, want to cure depression? Win a fucking race. Just fucking 1 race. Yet everyone treats him like he's a champion when all he has is uh..... he's uhh... yeah he's black! lets cheer for him because he's one of the only black drivers! yeah!

Being likeable =/= Being a good nascar driver.

>It's another "zoomers all worship Mutthomes" episode

Can't wait for NFL defenses to catch up to what the Queefs are doing tbqf

nobody said he's a good driver. he's not

you do realize he drives the nascar equivalent in a suped-up toaster, right?

the 43 car is shit.

depending on how much longer it takes to get the track ready we might gt a little bit in
definitely gonna have comfy sunset racing tho

Dale Jarret is aging FAST

>I don't not like him because he's black.
jesus user, its 2019, hes a working black man. Don't be such a piece of garbage.
You're the exact reason he has to do the "stupid "muh depression" shit for pity points", because of pieces of shit like you.
No need to reply as I'm not going to reply to some fucktard.

Rain stopped, getting sunny again. Radar is looking clear. Get pumped lads. SOON.

how many fans have been shot in the parking lot since the race stopped?

...

somebody respond

There's plenty of white guys that havent won a single race either too.

Honestly, if you aren't Kyle Busch, Martin Treux Jr, or Joey Logano, you pretty much suck. It's a complete one sided competition against all the other drivers.

this man will make sure mutthomes never EVER gets a ring

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this is Joliet not the south side

Let's have some silly season fun, shall we?

>drivers who will retire after this year, or say next year will be their last

>drivers who will be demoted to shitboxes

>new cup drivers next year

PITS GETTING CROWDED AGAIN. TARPS ARE COMING OFF.

HAPPENING

underrated

Wouldn't be mad if they razed the south side and turned it into a race track t b h

kys globalist shill

>if you aren't Kyle Busch, Martin Treux Jr, or Joey Logano, you pretty much suck

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Kurt Busch has more wins than Joey or Truex.

>drivers who will retire after this year, or say next year will be their last
Gimmie is done for.

>new cup drivers next year
Cole Custer
Gragson
Hailie Deegan

>Hailie Deegan
no way. some TRD truck is next

>Hailie Deegan
I wish too user.. I wish too.

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>tfw not a cup owner
>can't hire Deegan and Decker and put mandatory pool parties in the contract

theyre both 5/10s

>Deegan on TV

WHAT THE FUCK

>this
>5/10
okay buddy

>why are they hyping up a female driver that they think is gonna save nascar

I wonder why

tarps coming off

forgot pic

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>weather still looks really grey/black
goddammit

6:45 ET restart it looks like

>that retarded star patch

God I fucking hate Autist Dillion

Cancer....just pure cancer.

Fug I was about to go grocery shopping

based rowdy burns reminding me i'm not gonna be able to make daytona next weekend

I'm liking this rookie in the 48, how long until he finally gets a win?

Cars are out lets see how long Gimmie can last.

until the usual suspects get to the front

didn't take long

>elliot

F.

comp caution?

Fucking NBC not even showing pit road position changes.

If Jimmie can at least wreck Austin Dillion, that's a win for Jimmie in my book.

>If Jimmie can at least
nope

boogity boogity boogity Let's go ra

Oh. Now I'm sad :(

last two digits are autisms finishing position

>Jimmie looks alive for the first time in years
>10 hour delay, no momentum for you
>jimmie is kill

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>kryle

This. Fucking christ, Jimmie looked great at the start, actually racing. Now the delay happened and he's back to his old self again.

>Kryle
hahahahahahahahahahah

Kryle fucked up

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it was the bump....

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>Keselowski trying to murder Byron
Fuck you too Brad

KyBusch says "we're done". "Knocked all the crush panels out." "I know, I get it, no one else's fucking problem but mine."

I saw the 22 car hit A bump and take a jump, don't know if it was THE bump, but if so it's no joke.

lol

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>NBC doesn't have the decency to put the race on in a corner of the screen while commercials are playing.
Can we please go back to FS1 already.

Fucking lol

>spend millions of dollars building a high end race track using state of the art construction equipment

>still can't make the track surface even with no bumps

this is gold

do you know how tv production works?

>still can't make the track surface even with no bumps

user, the track surface is 21 years old

Jesus christ. heheh

These isc tracks were built with profit in mind, not durability. That’s how they shit out so many so fast.

Gimmie still running third now that the tires equalized. He's actually got a fast car

are you suggesting they repave the track after every race?

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4YSM71c3A
someone make a webm of that quote

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Never thought I’d be cheering for Jimmie anyone else feel the same?

yes why not?

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last time i cheered for him i was a kid in elementary school
it's been a long, long time

>racing package with low HP is trash and everyone knows it
>"we can't get rid of it because a new OEM might like it!"

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who, Kia?

don't know but apparently high horsepower is evil and people can only relate to these slowboxes

There's literally no way to make roads last with the northern Midwestern climate

imagine kia getting into nascar

people used to say that in the past about Toy-yod-ur

This is an economic decision. They want the cars to get cheaper, theoretically making more teams competitive, and making it cheaper for sponsors. Sucks but it's what they need to do to survive

>theoretically

I wouldn't be surprised. Did the sales numbers of Camrys go up among rednecks after they started running? Somebody look that up for me!

>Larson out front
Never mind he pitted

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ok im lost, who's the effective leader?

>CLIT

What are we looking at here. We know sedan sales are all the way down
>Bowyer

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OH FUCK

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>Clit

CAWSHUN
>clit
>kryle

US Camry sales since 04

TIRE SPAGHETTI

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Name 1 (one) time Larson has had a good green flag pit

Hmm. I'm not sure what to make of this.

there is really nothing to make of it. user asked for stats, thats what I found.

Why include a year that isn't over?

Why not?

Car sales are down for all major manufacturers. Everyone is buying CUVs and trucks.

Cunt utility vehicle?

Because that graph would indicate a significant change in the decline of camry sales when it's entirely possible (not probable) they could sell more this year than last

Makes sense. Guess that's why Ford doesn't sell cars anymore, except the mustang and whatever.

but couldn't you just read and understand that 2019 isn't over yet...

Bump rain delay is over

evening user.

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>

>larson

betting money that harvick wins this
I'm 3/3 in the last races

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BASED BYRON GIVING GIMMIE THE PUSH

Harvick was the favorite at 2.5/1 for this

What the fuck does Larson do in that car

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>gimmie is actually competitive
not sure if i should be happy or nervous for the inevitable fuck up

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get exposed

Eat chicken nuggets

Looks like he has a really strong car. Even on old tires he's holding off cars behind him.

I've seen this photograph before. Its the epitome of white trash boys.

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don't fuck up jimmie
don't fuck up jimmie
don't fuck up jimmie
please god

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>clit

>Byron wins before Jimmie
Fuck

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>Byron and Harvrick neck and neck, with Jimmie right behind them

COME ON HENDRICK BROS, GIVE THEM ALL YOUR POWER TO HELP THEM

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commercial cawshun

>commercial caution

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FUCK NBC
THEY FUCKED UP THE INDY 500
THEY FUCK UP NASCAR
SEMEN SLURPING NETWORK

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>Chase Elliot gaining a couple spots after that pit
>3 HMS cars in top 5 right now

Well at least this moment was nice before someone fucks up. Hendricksbros

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incredible! incredible!

This race is going to end just like Kansas and we're going to end up with another JGR/Penskewinslol situation.

(checked)
>based KP trips

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Give Larson your energy!
\0/

aaaaaaand there goes Byron

Chase will win and fail inspection

back to 11rd on frist lap

Looked like Larson punted the 24 out of the way.

>hms car falls back
>manages to fight back
WHAT IS GOING ON

That granny restart by Byron was late-career Jeff Gordon-tier

This is literally her in pic related

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It fucked Larson too

Why's he so bad at restarts bros. kid can't shift even if his life depended on it

Are harvick and Johnson really the two oldest in the field now?

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*hits wall*
uh oh....KYLE!!

LARSON!!!!!!!

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XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPROOOOO

YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
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DDDDDDD

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LARSON FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN LARSON

! TEE HEE XD LARSON! LARSIE! YAY! LARSIE MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P

OACH LARSIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A LARSON :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LARSIE IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OACHSIE! LARSON UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE WANT LARSON! WE WANT LARSON! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) HEHE AHA

LARSON

yeah
^^ this one is from her nude leak

Kurt is fucking old too

>Jimmie actually fucking racing again
What the fuck is going on?

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newman's up there with them

krut is 40

Just got back since red flag, how's the race been so far?

Can someone shoop Austin in this picture into a blacked scene or something? NASCAR is so desperate for things to talk about that they'll eventually have to bring up Austin's cuckholding

Papa Hendricks has JJ's wife and kids at gunpoint in a basement somewhere and the only way to free them is to win this race.

good

HMS cars finally showing fire and trying to win this shit to stop the Penske domination

should I switch out Logalano for Bowman?

Actually decent racing on a cookie cutter??? wtf?

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I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

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Jesus Christ, JJ

>suarez

>Suarez

>possible loose wheel for harvick
oh my god, not again

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>mexican drops dead
>toyota drops dead
>johnson almost to the lead with Chase behind him

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could be a tyre slowly delaminating too

NOTHING
BUT
CRINGE

fuck nbc

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>not using the DW version of this meme

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rate this race so far

3/10

7/10

7/10 cause penske/jgr isn't dominating

8/10, solid 7 plus extra point for no 2/22/18/19 near the front

u mad cause no accidents?

8/10. If this side by side racing near the front isn't good enough for you, you're in denial and just here for crashes

are they using the meme aero package?

yes

slowest cars of the weekend

>shut it down, the goyim know

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yup, in all intermediate tracks, it seems work better when theres low temperature

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Must be annoying racing with a flashing tachometer aimed at your face

Doesn't NASCAR see this as a safety issue?

literally slower than ARCA

no

race official, is there a chance of rain for what's left?

You stupid fucking idiot. Paul Menard's dad is literally the richest man in Wisconsin. HIS FUCKING DAD OWNS ALL THE MENARDS STORES IN THE USA.

Paul Menard has won one fucking NASCAR race in his life in the over 10 years he's been racing. It was at Indianapolis and it was because he was on fuel strategy (Gordon was caching him).

PAUL MENARD FUCKING SUCKS

Don't ever post this stupid shit again

Why is nbc still using this shit Tom petty cover?

They're even slower than the damn trucks too . MENCS is so fucked up.

oh no.....

Because they're fucking cancer, Satan. Thanks asshole.

You're so sassy Susan.

F

This nigga's mad. lol.

F

F

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So basically, race HAM until the inevitable rain delay that stops the race and declares the winner right then and there.

Fuck conserving tires, fuck fuel. Get first and beat the rain.

Press F for audio man

stepped out for a smoke. who died?

>falling for the counter-bait

THE ONLY FUCKING REASON HE GOT TO RACE IS BECAUSE IS DAD BOUGHT HIM A FUCKING CAR

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the oh no was that he replied to it hun

nbc audio tech

Now I know why the sound has kinda sucked today, lol

wait what happened? why we saying F?

wrong menards, Paul's dad is a dominoes delivery driver, he worked extra delivering 15 pizzas a night to help his son race

stop smoking, its disgusting.

Rutledge was tragically killed after being run over by a car hauler in the garage area

chase

2 to 20th, ugh kek

the reply was also bait

>troox and kryle trying to kill gimmie

RIP in pieces cuckledge

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BOWMAN TIME

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ok cutie

Larson to the win before he chokes and crashes.

>kylel

OK BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicagoland is a dumbass name

>Kryle

>kryle

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most blessed race of the year, fuck chase and kryle

Just for the love of god, someone from Hendricks PLEASE win this. I don't care which one.

B O W M A N

>harcuck

CAWSHUN

BOWMAN BOWMAN BOWMAN

Why is this race such a shitshow?

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LARSON NEEDS MORE ENERGY
\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/

>HARVICK

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Damn great race

Fuck Kyle bush

>hendricks

probably because you're dumb....
>simple

caution for what?????

He's not Freaky Fast anymore. There's a Jimmy John's in my city, should I try it? I like subs.

harcuck got into the wall

>dead kyrle
>dead dennys
>Penske nowhere to be found
Best race of the year?

>busch has to pit/lose lap
>instant caution for someone else touching the wall

>tires blowing
>hendrick has somehow become lovable underdog, actually contending
>larson doing larson things
>rain soon
10/10 race

Rain-delayed races are always nuts for whatever reason.

JJ's slaps.

No....no he wasn't. And I'm still pissed about that.

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They're meh, better than Subway

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You get a sandwich and get slapped? I can only be so erect.

almost everything is better than fakeass subway

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Honestly would've rather had another clean race at Kentucky, hate seeing these cars get banged up for no reason and no single car having a clear advantage.

They're great if you're busy at work or otherwise in a hurry. I'd rather just go to my local deli though.

>#10 Hunter's Club
>Take bread out
>cut in half
>extra lettuce
>add onions

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I genuinely hate that Cricket phones commercial. It annoys the hell out if me every time

>I genuinely hate commercials. It annoys the hell out if me every time
ftfy

plus they only do freaky fast within 5 miles now. Don't wana get sued again.

>tfw jimmie and bowman are now my favorite two drivers
this is gonna be a long hundred laps

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k

Knew bread please

Guys I have a idea that might actually work. So obviously this shit is way more exciting when gibbs isn't contending. Why not just say fuck JGR and exile the team/TRD from NASCAR? The added revenue from more viewers/ticket sales would make up for the loss in TRD revenue.

its refreshing hearing Jr totally excited to watch racing.

It’d last for like 3 weeks and then everyone would get sick of Jimmie/Keslowski/Logano winning

kryle meltdown imminent

This

new

WE NEED A NEW BREAD FOR /TURN LEFT/ FIRST TIME IN YEARS

closest weather station to the track.
Could the excitement be due to cooler weather and lower pressure?

>wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/KILJOLIE5