"Before we take a look at your qualifications for this non paying job as a moderator on the sports section of an anime...

>"Before we take a look at your qualifications for this non paying job as a moderator on the sports section of an anime image board, we must address your highly questionable belief that Messi is the GOAT despite losing three Copa America finals in a row."

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*farts*

messi is a system babby and plays like dogshit internationally

yeah uhh I'm a hard worker and think I have a lot to offer your company. My only weakness? I'm too much of a perfectionist.

If seen this HR agent in gymnatics before.

who da bitch

some shrink asked me my weakness once and I literally had no idea what to say, it was so sudden and on the spot like wtf, do they really ask that in interviews?

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Well Cynthia, as we all know, football is a teamsport. Not even the best player in history could single-handedly carry a team to a major trophy. He would have to have had atleast a handful of decent players, or a very good coach to pull off the impossible.

Given the mismanagement of Argentina, from 2006-2014 as a team, I can say that Messi is the least to blame for the debacle. Might I remind you that the coach in 2006, subbed out Riquelme after leading 1-0 against Germany, only to go to penalties and lose, with arguably the best team of 2006?

Now Messi as a player has proven over and over again, that he not only is the most gifted footballer of all time, but the hard statistics back him up. Scorting 30+ goals on average per season isnt only from scoring penalties or tap-ins, its great plays, he usually initiates and finishes. Not only that, but teams have increasingly begun to mark him with 3 defenders in order to stop him, but even in his 30s he still makes veteran defenders look like fools.

Messi's touch, ballhandling and left foot are by far the greatest ever seen in football. Only and absolute cretin could not see that.

Also, Ronaldo is a better model than a footballer.

uh yes we'll be getting back to you

Take a look at this
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also
sneed

Not suprised that Americans are the cancer that sneed posts.

I don't even understand what it's supposed to mean

Its a forced Yea Forums meme spammed by turbo spergs.

HR is the biggest bullshit ever.

keisha is the GOAT
don't @ me

maybe this is why I wrote over 200 applications and every single time it was a woman.

how else will I find the excuse to hire a hot secretary when I'm on the board of directors though

You appear very knowledgeable regarding this subject, we will keep your resume on file. Please keep in mind that you will not be getting any compensation for this position. Benefits are not included either.

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>do they really ask that in interviews?

Yes, like 50% of the interviews I've been to

u-uhm, tsuu?

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I usually bullshit shit and say general things like "I try to take leadership in everything" or "I don't look at the bigger picture" companies usually dont care for this answer they just want to see if you answer it the way they want you to.

sounds painful, desu

You fucker, Im trying to forget about my work interview for tomorrow.

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Best of luck, my negro friend

Thanks brother

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Thanks god we have Varsinson posting