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If Max Holloway had a normal chin him vs Aldo would've looked like Aldo vs Moicano.
no
Mexican chins amirite lol
aldo sucks even when he was champ he was underwhelming
no surprise he started sucking ass as soon as IVs got banned and USADA came around
in other words, youtube.com
>If max holloway wasn't max holloway, and was some other worse fighter, he'd be a worse fighter
brilliant observation
max holloway has CTE, can confirm.
Max is lucky he didn't win, Khabib would have mauled him
Who's gonna stop Nigganou?
Derrick Lewis
Curtis Blaydes
How do you think Khabib vs Poirier will go?
JBJ
I’m 5”8 and 260 lbs if I throw a punch at your face you go to sleep.
you can always spot the casuals when they make asinine claims like a fighter in a lower weight class would easily handle like 8 of the top 10 from a higher weight class
max's style fell apart when he couldnt just bully with his iron chin. and it wasnt even against a big LW at that
Im 5ft2 and 400lbs
I'd heem you in a nano second
Dustin will basically be an improved Conor, I'd say there is a 40% chance Dustin wins by KO/TKO
Great analysis. Would like to see one on Ngannou
I know a guy
>people thought Aldo couldnt hang at lightweight
>can't even hang at featherweight
Elias is fighting in Rizin now
I'm starting to think Lewis/Ngannou was a snooze fest of solidarity
Based if we had those team ufc matches we could fire you out of a cannon at the enemy team
KNEEL
Not a worse fighter just a worse chin.
I don't know what he was doing.
He literally turned his back on Ngannou. What did he think was gonna happen?
Khabib would have probably kimura'd him inside 2. Max unironically took more damage fighting Poirier than he would have taken fighting Khabib.
>"JUNIOR IS A *LEGIT* BLACK BELT, HE'S PUT THE TIME IN
>ends up on the ground
>turtles and gives up
is this the power of jiu jitsu?
Max would have unironically beat Khabib. His take down defense is the best in the UFC, it would have gone like the Ortega fight.
If Ngannou exchanged some of his punching power for kickboxing and wrestling skills, he could potentially have a similar skill set to DC.
Dustin's TDD is actually way worse than Conor's. he got manhandled by Eddie. Khabib will have an easier time keeping him down than he did with Conor.
Everyone has skills until they get hit in the face
Why does nobody just take Ngannou down like Stipe did?
He turned his back before he even got hit.
Motherfucking retard swung and missed, ended up with his opponent behind him.
Truly the creme de la creme of MMA.
Max literally got taken down by Brian "No Wrestling" Ortega, Khabib would have taken him down by walking in his general direction and bumping into him. Shit troll post.
Eddie has great wrestling though, he would be my pick in a fight vs khabib
his chin is part of his fighting game.
Watch the fight again sweety. Max was down for all of 1 second.
Agree or disagree Aldo would've done better against Poirier than Max did.
Eddie is a can and you're a fucking retard. His only career highlight was getting lucky against RDA.
name one (1) elite wrestler that holloway beat
Yeah, he was down for 1 second against a guy who literally has no clue what wrestling is. If you think this somehow reflects well on Max then I don't know what to tell you.
you forgot about losing all his underground fans from how he """beat""" Pettis
Stipe started the round off baiting Ngannou and evading his strikes. He made sure to burn him out before going for the first take down.
Mfw niggas still doubt ngannous transformation
>stipe wins title back
>ngannou finnally gets another title shot
>ngannou's face when it turns into another 5 round ass whooping
hey guys I'm really impressed by Deontay Wilder's boxing style especially the way he gets to knock out his opponents with only a right punch and also the incredible speed in his combo (jab+ right cross = ko). I would like to develop the same boxing style (speed and knock out punch.). Is shadowboxing enough ? Will it be more efficient to wear a backpack with dumbbells in it ?
Aldo, the GOAT anti-wrestler
It was a fluke takedown that could happen to anyone and he never went down again that fight. Khabib couldn't take down Tibau and he was trying to the entire fight
Make it happen.
Can't stand everyone sucking his dick.
stipe sleeps for good this time
He was stunned by that hook Ngannou threw at him and scrapped back of his head. He tried to stand up immediately but Ngannou throw another one and landed in the jaw.
If Francis Ngannou didn't have knockout power he would've lost most his fights.
>Stipe's face when Francis just gets underhooks and shrugs the takedown off
Tie tell shoat
what’s the science behind ngannus power?
>thinking about when you tapped to overeem but nobody noticed
Youll end up like paulie
>if francis ngannou wasnt francis ngannou, he wouldnt be francis ngannou.
*inhales*
>f-fluke! i-it doesn't count because I say so!
>unironically comparing Max to roidbau
I feel like I'm talking to someone with an IQ of a rock.
retards on this general still don't know khabib is a bum
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I feel like you don't have an argument sweety
*exhales*
how much does it rev you?
>h-he had him d-down f-for like o-one second when m-max was s-styling all over him!!
Cope
not at all just curious how pathetic your life is
So if the judges scored it 30-21 Tibau thats a fair score? What if it was a split decision? Was one judge wrong?
>Aldo
for sure beating a purely defensive wrestler is a beast of a credential against the most aggressive wrestler in the UFC
His blood line consists of elite spear throwers, plus his size and some shoulder rotators mutation
There is no "if" here, the judges scored it the way it was scored because Khabib won the grappling by controlling Tibau against the cage for minutes and minutes while Tibau never managed to establish a dominant position and had zero control time.
Khabib outgrappled EPObau. Cope.
>the absolute state of mma """"journalism"""""
DC absolutely retiring after Stipe. He want none of that Niggano battering
>Low tier
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna,Ngannou,Stipe:0
>Mid tier
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Ryan Hall: Black Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Thiago Santos: Black belt in bjj
Green rope in Capoeira
>High tier
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj
Wonderboy: 5th degree black belt in Tetsushin-ryū Kempo
1st degree black belt in Jujutsu
Black belt in American Kickboxing
Brown belt in bjj
The Korean Zombie: 4th dan black belt in Hapkido
3rd dan black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Judo
Brown belt in bjj
RDA: 3rd degree black belt in bjj
Black prajied in Muay Thai
>God tier
Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in bjj
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
I have a temp ready for when he loses
>please don’t challenge my god awful baseline of logic!!!
Yikes
>was scored because Khabib won the grappling by controlling Tibau against the cage for minutes and minutes while Tibau never managed to establish a dominant position and had zero control time.
Dominant position of being unable to take Tibau down and getting oustruck by him in the clinch? Munster for sure
>outgrappled
He was unable to take Tibau down and got taken down by him
But still ringboying for Invicta.
Imagine Elias in BKFC
Fuck this im going back to r/MMA
In order to challenge logic you need to produce something coherent first, which you never have. Tibau got the takedown, but never did anything with it, he never established a dominant position for any period of time. He had zero control over Khabib in the fight. Khabib, on the other hand, completely controlled Tibau against the cage and even though he was unable to get him down, he still got several minutes worth of control time.
This is inarguable, even Tibau himself admits this, your dogshit opinion is irrelevant:
Tibau said he could see where Nurmagomedov was scoring points with the judges.
>“It was a hard fight,” Tibau said. “He controlled the fight a little more up against the cage so there were a lot of moments where it was tough to shake him off.”
They're all well-dressed, well-groomed, and have high IQs. What's the problem here?
Were does a BJJ blackbelt and five (5) BJJ world championships rank?
Embedded
>well-dressed, well-groomed
no
>order to challenge logic you need to produce something coherent first, which you never have.
Your logic is the judges scorecards, dumbass. The second I gave an alternative hypothetical decision they couldve made you instantly dodged it. You’re just a retard.
>Tibau got the takedown, but never did anything with it, he never established a dominant position for any period of time.
Still more than Khabib did
>completely controlled Tibau against the cage
With what? Failing to take him down? Getting outstruck? Getting taken down?
>T-Tibau said so!!!
Who gives a fuck LMAO, Khabib did NOTHING, he literally got outstruck and outgrappled
>It's ok champ you can cry on my shoulder
Anyone who actually watched the fight knows Tibau won, even Kebab knew it when they were making the decision. He's a can with a padded records, nothing new there.
don’t think i can watch mma anymore now that bisping is openly supporting fascism
totally unacceptable, dana needs to DO SOMETHING
The white race will go extinct.
Khabib controlled Tibau against the cage and accumulated overwhelming amount of control time. Tibau did nothing, his takedown gave him precisely zero control time. He himself admits that he got controlled against the cage. Tibau got outgrappled, your dogshit opinion is irrelevant.
Khabib won an unanimous decision by winning every single round. Cope.
>When the heem feels just about right
I'm very surprised by Ricky here, he's usually a leftist prick.
Ill have two portions of dead white man meat thank you
>Make a post on how the HW division is flushed and is full of lazy 30+ year old cans who's only gift to the sport is "I punch hard"
>hundreds of replies telling me how Ngannou is the greatest thing ever and that I should fight him if I think he's so boring.
Why are heavyweights so lazy /heem/? a LHW probably fights at 220+ on saturday and I highly doubt there's a single HW today who actually cuts to make 265.
he's smart enough to know that his old jokes will eventually get him crucified by the pink hairs
Controlled him with what? His head between Tibau’s legs? That wins a trip to San Francisco not a fight, faggot.
>h-he said so!!!
Lol repeating yourself because you got fucking embarrassed you stupid fuck.
>outgrappled
How many takedowns did Khabib get? Now how many did Tibau get? That’s right, dumbass
>t-the judges
Yeah we established your birth defects already, retard.
Till needs to be out for atleast another 6 months before he even thinks of fighting. He needs to stop trying to be a cut babby and fight people his own size. Hope askren wins and then calls out colby.
Never forget.
Till vs Magumbo is the fight to make
Too bad he couldn't beat the superior American Black Beast. Cool balls Lewis heems DC.
Till at MW would be double flushed
Being a leftist doesn't mean you are against freedom of speech. Moreover he worked on the radio for years and it's the most pro freedom of speech people you will meet
holy shit, didn't know they made asians like this
*ahem*
FUCK MUSLIMS
FUCK GERMANY
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CUTBABYS
FUCK KHABIB
thank you
B-b-but n-nigganou is genetically superior though am I rite?
Agree
he got flushed by a lw what makes u think he can do anything against middleweights
Based and Cucuypilled
Sizechads have cornered the HW market.
It's a form of cartel.
We need Brock Lesnar to come back and show him what a real heavyweight can do.
Based Ricky
Based Bisking
Remember how pissed Dana was?
>lucky
Anyone who unironically says this should have their necks broken, its the most pathetic loser talk.
But Dana is a racist who doesn't want black fighters to succeed, according to Tyron Wood.
If Askren wins he's getting a title shot, while Colby fights Lawler for whatever reason.
Never established a dominant position. Had zero control time. Got completely controlled against the cage and admitted it himself. Gout outgrappled and lost every round. Your verbal diarrhea is irrelevant. Cope.
god i wish stipe would have ko'd DC
Funny how Tony finished Tibau with a submission but Khabib couldn't take Tibau down once and got himself taken down.
he deserved it for the promos leading up to that. Made it seem like Stipe was some who getting a shot at the GOAT
i can’t see stipe beating him again, he ate big shots and got his chin deleted, in the rematch he folds like a chair
people acting like ngannou didn't nearly finish stipe
They also did that with rhonda vs Nunes.
Kek why is woodley so fucking nervous
Ref shouldn't have been allowed back in the cage for any other fights after this. Sickening, he had no exscuse. Right in front of the action
>never established a dominant position
Still more than Khabib since Khabib couldnt even take him down
>completely controlled
By what metric? Your wishful imagination? You’re not controlling anything when your takedowns get stuffed. Khabib got outgrappled and outstruck. Only gross mudslimes and/or inbred retards think otherwise which explains your line of reasoning
>BUT THEY LIKE SAID LIKE
Poor faggot is so stupid he can’t even watch the fight himself to judge
Ngannou isn't even strong(or at least hasn't proved it yet.)
He's never manhandled another fighter, all that muscle and size and all he has proven is he punches hard which is hardly anything to write home about.
CL from the kpop group 2NE1
I realise how it sounded, but I meant he was right there to be able to stop it, not that he was blocking my view hahaha
Cope, niggers. NOTHING of what happens will erase pic related.
Yeah, he was already setting Niggannou as a champ.
Disrespected the shit out of the actual champ.
Kek Dana was so mad that was the best part. He hates Stipe so much for being white and not on steroids. He only respects white dudes he can mog like Canor or dudes clearly on juice like Bork. He was literally comparing Ngannous hands to a Ford before the fight hahaha
>His blood line consists of elite spear throwers
Well how did he end up as a slave in the sand mines?
Based Tibau makes Khabib fags seethe like no other
Stipe isn't a fucking pussy ass bitch who's going to lay down after getting hit once because he wants an easy payday. If you retards keep hyping this can you are going to loose subscriber.
Oh, are we discussing the time Gleison Tibau got robbed?
Cool, cool.
I wish every single fighter he overhypes like he did Ngannou gets heem'd.
Fuck that lying tomato headed goof.
>he broke cains leg with a push
oh fer sure he's a weakling beta.
stoppage was fine
>Spainsperg turns up
>Is insta revved
>Spams none stop
>Gets banned
Cycle of life
Fucking roberts fucked my picks last night, shouldve known that shitter was a meme when he couldnt put away that boxing can last fight
I am talking about his genetic predisposition to such striking power not his closed family. I doubt even his grandfather threw a spear in his life. Doesn't mean he has no "talent" for it
heeminder
It's amazing how retarded you are.
Seething valbong
Uh oh, the wh*toids are getting insecure
I can't wait for Tony to end the Khabob meme and leave Daner seething and glowing red
Conor won the third round against Khabib and wins in the rematch
>Posts two white fighters
>letting spainy live in your noggin rent free for literal years
oof, I cringed
do you think daniel cormier could take down ngannou?
>there are people who wont bet their entire life savings on JBJ beating Ngannou
>And we will probably get some juicy odds on that
>Instantly starts talking about me as soon as I start posting
Yawn, CTE'd your ED having ass so bad. Charge me some rent, you obsessed bum.
Also, are you retarded mongs legit posting DC knocking out Stipe as something that would make me mad?
Lmao, fucking tourists.
This. They can't shield Kebab forever.
Fucking Dustin Poirier, seriously? Eddie took him down at will.
Poirier ends the Khabeastiality meme unfortunately
revved
Juiced up Brock heems DC
This.
Daniel "DC" Cormier is a Whiteboi.
valbong doesn't name webms like that desu
cope
Spainsperg is perma revved, seething nightly about me
What happened to croatia?
Remember when Khabeastiality goatfuckers had the audacity to hype Al as a peach munster for sure?
I’m not even buying the ngannu hype but he has fists like trucks and stipe got knocked out in his last fight so easy.
Why did 3 judges score Khabib beating Tibau if it wasn't a legit domination
>Going for spinning shit and memekicks
Wasn't Weidman losing 10 years of his life enough for people to learn that they shouldn't do this?
lol this is Mackenzie Dern right? She's not in my list cuz she retired,blacked and pregnant
>Bro omg hes such a B-b-b-beast! Wow the knockout power he had against some absolute c-c-cans! He fer sure beats stipe also dc also jon jones
Reddit tier. This semen slurping general just isnt for me.
Yeah Porier vs Holloway for the interim was an absolute joke. It would not surprise me in the slightest if Dana got word Tony was not ready to fight in April (just like khabib wasn't) and instead of making the obvious Khabib v Tony matchup for a later date, he quickly put together an interim to leave Tony in the dust. All I'm saying is look into it.
It was a legit domination. Every judge scored every round for him.
So if 3 judges scored it 30-0 for Tibau would you not have a problem because it’s unanimous?
They didn't want to get James Foley'd
>get oustruck and outgrappled every round
>b-but the judges!!!
Copebib
Dana made the fight 4 times it's no longer his fault.
white belt in KFC
>retired
she probably will come back soon. She didn't get fat.
>blacked
i doubt it
>pregnant
she gave birth to a very white looking daughter.
It was Khabib's second fight and he was supposed to be a big prospect. Look at Reyes vs Volkov for another example of the ufc protecting an undefeated prospect.
Imagine a world where a Heavyweight threw consistent inside leg kicks and gimped HEEMers on his way to a perfect 12-0 and a belt
It's still the fight to make at LW
What's on the agenda?
I had a glimmer of hope that JDS was going to spam leg kicks but nope
Bare Knuckle FC exists?! since when??
jesus fuck, that looks brutal
Of course it is. He'll just as soon get a title shot at WW though lol.
>T-this is the fight guys! Ngannou = EXPOSED
>Ngannou wins
>Don't w-worry guys THIS next fight he'll get outwrestled and dominated, r-right?
Prime Artem flushed Manny Pac
Pat Barry would unironically heem Ngannou
In all seriousness I think we were screwed out of a very good fight and final round. They both get better as the fight goes on.
But judges aren't controlled by the UFC but by the state athletic commission
since last year. First show had one of the most brutal cte fests i ever seen.
youtube.com
so the average strikes of Ngannou is 8,9.Only with Stipe that was a double digit cuz of the 5 rounds.That means he drops 8,9 bombs per fight and this is all he needs.Yeah this isnt boxing just power punching.You can't defend to this
If Holloway had a couple of fights at LW it would've made more sense.
He just looked like a FW who only cut to 155 instead of 145. Poirier fucking mauled his face. This is a pathetic as Khabib winning the title off the #10 ranked guy who never in a million years would be champ in the UFC.
Horrible matchmaking since (((WME))) took over. Hope the whole company burns.
>b-but muh takedowns that he did nothing with!!!!
>b-but muh pitter-patter punches that did no damage!!!!
imagine, wait no seriously, IMAGINE being this cazzie
>Yeah this isnt boxing just power
Partly its also because of how canned up the HW division is.
Khabib fans are more cazzie than Gooby fans
Have you even heard Ricky Gervais' comedy? His old podcast and radio stuff would never be allowed to be broadcast today. Like taking the piss of gays, trannies and disabled people and shit like that.
my god why
How would he do in the ufc ?
Keep in mind he killed 40 million people without lifting a finger
>make an interim belt when Conor had been out less than a year
>le based Tony! Fuck Conor Mcnuggets xD!!!!
>make an interim belt when Khabib is guaranteed to be out even longer than Conor had been out
>N-No omg how could they do this to based Tony it isn't fair wahhhhh :(
Why are Tony cucks like this?
gif related
Putin would heem prime stalin
Whats he gonna do? Judo him to death?
What is a bigger meme? Sambo or Krav Maga
>making long posts I don't read
why do goofs do this?
Cringe
Based and Redpilled. Fuck (((wme))).
This.
He's revved
plutonium
He would be flyweight champ. He was a manlet with BDE.
That doesn’t answer my question
For sure Khabibs mouth made Tibaus dick rocked my guy
Krav Maga. (btw this is a good channel).
Krav Maga isn't even a real martial art.
youtube.com
Bless you.
Because he's got Tony Ferguson behind him. Wouldn't you be nervous?
Why couldnt loureda be a dominant grappler?
I always knew spain was a dutch fag.
btw whats a proxy
nice brappers
mid-tier: black belt in bjj but I think its over man
How come when Andy Kaufman did anti-humor people lauded him as a genius, but when Schaub does it they called him a big CTEd retard? It's tawlf b.
The day is coming near...
where can I go and find UFC fight results in a list.
I want to find the last time a Heavyweight was submitted.
>When you have a tornado drill in middle school
But you would still have to admit that Dern's belt pedigree is legid.
btw. Megaton is not only a 5th BJJ black belt but also a 3rd Judo black belt.
Both Andrade and Ngannou are low-tier
Actually in HW division you don't need more that 10 strikes.Flurry costs u energy
schaub should wheel on a tv school movie day style and analyze his own knockouts
wtf
I might be Ngannou subbing Hamilton
>win my ufc bets
>win my African nations cup bets
hmm. what should i win at next?
ufcstats.com has all the events listed in order and you can click on each event to see the results of each fight, but I'm not sure if there are any filters so it may take awhile to find the last submission a HW did. Oleynik had the last one that I remember.
He wins the rematch btw
What about cricket? I don't know anything about cricket, but I would bet on it just to bet.
specifically trying to find non-choke submissions (excluding guillotine)
its tomorrow.
>ireland vs zimbabwe
Megaton?
Maybe try messing with this site? betmma.tips
when's the last time a fighter won by KO ?
Wellington Dias
>cazzie
>Ben Askren promoted *himself* to BJJ blackbelt, then dared jiu jitsu shitters to come take his belt from him.
>bjj is losing all relevancy, now it;s just kickboxing or wrestlefucking with almost nothing in between
this is true, bjj is no longer the paradigm in mma and I personally think its GAY. Imagine JDS submitting that can Ngannou which doesnt even seem hard considering that he has 0 ground, it would be a far better plan than doing the stupid shit JDS did.
Idk, wrestleroboxing works, but its just GAY, more GAY than bjj...there needs to be some creativity back I hope that DDS with Ryan and Tonnon makes smth, its becoming boring.
guys please tell me who won the stories of the fights yesterday
my bookie keeps arguing with me that it's not a valid claim but I told him I'd show him
Nah, maybe Oliniek over Hunt but that's still a while away
You need to bet specifically on who wins the story. Not all bookies take bets on the story.
Imagine thinking this wasn't a fixed fight
Khabib has never lost the story of a fight
What was the last nonfixed UFC fight?
Rampage vs chuck ?
your mom vs my dick
How are you guys celebrating heem day then?
heeming you
But the story is the only thing that matters, I'd have thought it was obvious that that was what the wager pertained to?
this
You could never heem me Jon
I'll beat my meat to brazilian tranny porn
losing bets with the boys
Is Tracy Cortez the future of Invicta FC?
at least they're choosing the fighters with their dicks now
God I miss 90's - 2013 HBO. Shit was on another level. Nothing compared to making a fight feel like a massive event.
Israel Adesaya did 911
Israel Adesanya controls our foreign policy.
boxing is way more "classy" of a sport than mma honestly
Joanna needs to sign the dotted line and fight Joanne Calderwood.
What kind of breed is she? would for sure rape.
How does one make friends as a 25 year old? I've grown apart from all my old friends. I'm also clinically depressed/anxious, and also a recovering heroin addict.
De La Hoya vs Mayweather was peak megafight.
No it's not. People disrespect the boxers. Fights break out in the crowd and people stop watching the boxing. It certainly pretends to be more classy though.
B R E H S
you forget that it had a lot more time to mature and refine itself for public consumption
cuz boxing in the late 1800s early 1900s was certainly not classy. human cockfighting basically, dudes biting each other and shit
I'm thirty and I also have zero friends
Dunno bro it's really depressing
I date every now and then but Id much rather have bros I can shoot the shit with regularly than date random women
No idea how to make friends at this age
just kill yourself
Join the Freemasons
The truth is that you will never make bonds like the ones you make as a kid. all your future relationships will be superficial and shallow.
you blew it tbqhqy
this includes with women.
true love is not possible after 18.
fuck off
Can't do that. it would destroy my family, especially my mom. Her husband, my dad, killed himself. Her mom also killed herself. And she lost her son, my brother, a few years ago to an OD. And i have another brother on heroin would might not make it.
>he doesnt have 3-4 close friends he talks to all the time on hangouts
sux you guys dont know that feel
i actively eschew relationships with people who want to be friends at work cuz fuck them
Facts doesn't care about your feelings..
is that why you end up using proxies to spam a wmma fighter nobody gives a shit on a chinese cartoon forum?
Don't they have that in the Niggerlands?
the real problem in this situation is that probably all your social circle is drug related already and you cant meet/enjoy people outside of that
I am also in a similar situation,its kinda hard to avoid that circle and enjoy activities once your brain has been fried enough times to all the highs
to quote Marc Renton once the pain goes away,depression,boredom you feel so fucking low you wanna top your self
talk for yourself, i have friends
>implying
I don't do that anymore. I retired Dern posting.
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.
you was doing it literally yesterday
Th-that's what you call class? Right here compared to no class.
If you wanna make it big time in life you can't trust anybody anyway. No friends at the top.
And women really should just be treated as breeding cows.
No. When I was on drugs, I had no friends. The friends who I am referring to were friends before I got on drugs, and we reconnected a bit afterwords, but I just feel I have changed as a person and don't feel comfortable around them anymore.
People at work talk to me, but it gives me severe anxiety and it feels like work talking to them. No enjoyment at all. I feel like I don't even know who I am. I really need a therapist, but can't afford healthcare in this stupid fucking country.
flag checks out.
Just witnessed some dweebs doing jitz lessons out of a garage. I'm thinking about driving back and heeming every single one of them.
That was a one of exception because heem needed to know she didn't get blacked.
Dern posting is re-retired as of right now.
it's probably not even his flag tho, this faggot uses proxies all the time
based
Therapists are one of the greatest scams of all time.
i went to the shops earlier. and these niggers was moving a bucket of paint on a bike and then dropped it. when i was going back they were trying to mop up the paint. lel@niggers.
It must a weird life being sub 70 IQ
Instead of a walkout song fighters should play walkout MMA analysis. I was going to post "The 6th Round" but apparently Zane got replaced by that robot Mookie Alexander.
Not true. It can be helpful to talk to someone openly and honestly. I can't just go around telling my coworkers or random people how I feel or what is going on in my head, because they would be completely weirded out and people would only look down on me and it would make it even harder to fit in socially. Also, therapist around the only ones who can prescribed medicine for anxiety and depression
social anxiety can be a bitch man
I dont think a therapist can help you and give you quick relief at this point,its a long term process with dubious results
the best advice that I can give you is exercise regulartly,its a high your body needs
go for a run,buy a heavybag you will feel a lot better quickly
I could heem everyone in here
depression really is a 1st world problem huh
ITT: a bunch of crybabies that will never make it and if they ever came close they would fold under the preassure of almost making it.
except norway and finland.
Is he the goat?
Also, what were /heem/s thoughs on the fight vs petchmorrakot?
I do exercise everyday. The funny thing is I am probably addicted to that. I lost like a hundred pounds and I autistically tract my diet. It certainly helps, and I have kept my shit together for years and I know I couldn't have done that with the postive improvement I see from working out and eating healthy, but the loneliness and anxiety wears on me. It isn't just social anxiety, it is anxiety all the time. I think I need medicine.
Greg Hardy heems Ngannou
Black
Zabit heems khabib.
>Still trying to frame me
>Forgetting I dot my name
Yes, the spammer is THAT stupid.
Seething
you can literally deceive yourself into being happy and confident, not that i'd recommend it
this guy emile coue wrote about it in the 1920s, "self mastery through conscious autosuggestion"
it involves self hypnosis by repeating to yourself every day "day by day in every way i'm getting better and better"
misses the point of why you're not feeling fulfilled or confident now though imo
try me, i'm willing to give you a bjj masterclass kiddo
So jewish prisoners at a nazi concentration camp could use this method with similar results?
>So if you wanna guess the move that JBJ used to defeat Ngannou pause the video.
>Okay. If you guessed kicks congratulation, you are an excellent predicter of MMA.
when you have actual tangible hardships in your life you're probably not struggling with depression and confidence issues m8
Was he telling the truth to joe?
Jones can only hurt obese middleweights with those twigs. He'd be Anderson 2.0 if he tried to kick Ngannou's tree trunk legs.
I have it hard than holocaust victims. At least in the camps, they had a sense of community and could use local amenities like the pool or cinema together as a group
He will kick ngannou in the stomach and gas him like its boxing. He might even finish him with a Hopkins-delahoya tier liver kick.
Anyone not interested in DC vs Stipe 2?
Only true fight fans remember UFC 233
only interested if dc gets heemed
Paint me like one of your French girls /heem/
explain
Am I the only one who would ironically let her sit on my face and lick her clean?
Yes
Bet on India
>munch me like one of your Persian carpets
>gets remotely stumped for a nanosecond during his fabrication of the story
>AGGGGGGGGGGHGHHHHHHHHH MY MIGRAINE AGGGHHHHH ITS SO BAD I CANT EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN PAST AGGGGHHHHH
No
>Yikes
That man hand on "Lorna".
Wait, jon jones is engaged to HER?
Will he ever come back?
you've never paused to recollect details while telling a story?
Been his fiancé for 15 years
why? he could obviously do better
>Breeding a big chined white girl only for the Chad factor
Based
Not if it actually happened
Jon is a handsome guy. Rich. Well-spoken, well-dressed. He must be going out with this goblin because he could mentally break her and make her take care of his kids while he parties across the country
They've been together since high school
>has 0 chad sons
bullshit
joanna jedrzejczyk needs to sign a fight contract
Brit calling a regular American girl goblins hue
okay but he could've done better in highschool. Also, she is white. Isn't that a little racist?
Holy shit, she's fugly with a terrible body. Is she rich or something?
him and holly have a son
she's a 10 in the uk
i wouldnt let her set on my face but i would lick her pussy and fuck her. facesitting is very uncomfortable
Seethe harder paul blart
I don't think she's that bad desu. At the end of the day its about a genuine bond
pussy
i heard that the illuminati actually kidnap all 10s and keep them as sex slaves so if you ever seen a 10 its probably just a 9 at best.
White women are haram in the uk
The preachers daughter and the pastors son... they wouldn’t commit a sin like adultery right?
Okay I can see how he got stuck with her at this point. He didn't become chad yet
>Snowball
kekkety kek kek
She also let's him cheat which shows you she's based and Jon Jones pilled.
I was just coming here to ask if anyone has heard of her, it's cool to see a brother-sister duo in mma instead of just brother-brother and sister-sister but they give me a really weird vibe. On all these slutty photos she uploads he comments stuff like fire emojis and my sister is in a league of her own. I guess it's only like when brothers do it to each others posts but there was also this video where she was watching him fight and looked really turned on.
Some say its the purest form of love.
Who is her brother? I want to look more into this
Why is Darren Till ubiquitously hated here?
>She also let's him cheat
sauce
he lost
anyone who ever loses is "flushed"
When you think about it. Fucking your sister is basically the closest you cum to fucking yourself.
twins even more so.
middleweight till will be a force
Overly cocky while being a can
dc
I have a proposition.
How would you guys feel about a 220lb division?
weightcutbabbie and scouser.
Prime me heems ngannou
Dewey Cooper
Jr Cortez, they roll together like how the Diaz brothers do
>0 (zero) white champions in the ufc
The era of white champions is over. It only lasted in the beginnings of mma in which there was little competition and openness to non-white talent. Now that Africans have an opportunity in the UFC, there won't be a white champion for the foreseeable future.
Even better: 350+ division. You have to be over 350 to fight.
ufc.com
light heavyweight and heavyweight are hot garbage how do you see a 220lb division helping?
>all of the moderately talented HWs cut to 220 and leave the rest of the untalented fat slobs at 265
among the worst ideas i've ever heard
Demian Maia also took Shael down at will. What’s your point?
>Khabib is not white
>Dustin
>Max
>Bobby
>Cejudo
Based retard
>there has never been a nordic champ
that's incredibly cringeworthy if you think any of those fighters except Poirier are white
user, I...
Max is anything but white, Cejudo and Whittaker is reaching a bit.
>khabib
Dageistani, slavic and asian mix. Not white.
>Dustin
meme iterim champion, not a real champion.
>Max
he is native hawaian. asian pretty much. not white.
>bobby
Half samoan. Do you consider obama white? after all, he is half white.
>Cejudo
Mexican
Absolute fucking retard.
You should have got in on GDR beating Aspen the line is closing in on even. Literally free money.
DC is the whitest man alive.
not gonna lie, if that was my sister...
Don't forget about Valentina
Its a trend that brazilian players will fuck their sister.
All the cazzies return to /heem/ for the ppv
This video makes me laugh every time, but Joe Rogan is totally up front about his mancrush on Yoel.
South-Americans in general are animalistic degenerates.
2 degrees btw
But Stipe will just go for well timed double and single leg like last time.
Its actually based. Better you fuck your sister than some random schmo does it. Also sisters are loyal.
i invented heem day
Is it just me or is that a bit weird?
i made the meme. great team work.
Do you honestly think that a good looking woman would like to deal with a cheater and a drug abuser who doesn't even marry her to protect his wealth
Is that the day we finally reinvent /heem/ as /mma/? It's the day of UFC 239 right? Pretty lame PPV.
can you blame him?
fucking based hues
There's another footballer right who everyone thinks is up to that?
>brazil becomes the new zoroastrian empire
crazier things has happened in EU.
Is Calendar taking the PPV picks this week or can I start them now?
They’re dressed all dapper for their pillow fencing match I see
Great “sport”
I only know Neymar and Oscar.
Neymar has had this pattern for years were he would get mysteriously injured or suspended everytime his sister has her birthday.
>literally getting suspeded/injured solely for the purpouse of being free to give his sister birthday sex
based.
sportbible.com
South Americans fucking their family isn't speculative, it's a part of their culture.
>tfw no tattoo latina slut sister to fuck
also really looking forward to this next card
Spending time with your sister or being supportive of her isn't sexual. You guys have watched too much porn.
K1 was lit boys
btw those eyes tattooed on her arm is neymar's.
and he has a tattoo of her on his arm.
Doesnt debunk the finger scanner though
absolutely degenerate.
How can you enjoy divisions other than heavyweight knowing that no matter how skillful they are some 200lb can could just heem them with one punch?
middleweight is the cut off for me. you can still fantasize they could bulk up and do a Roy Jones.
Santos via arm triangle in r4 trust me
Please do
callate fatboy
He lost the story to mcnuggets
>lost a round
>lost his cool and tried to hulk smash dillon danis
>got 2 of his buddies banned from ufc for life
>outed as gay
>Connor makes more money than him, the guy who was the champ going in and won the fight (while losing the story)
Connor wins again you fagomedsharipov nigger
Fixed with viagra and you should have been fixed with an abortion
When is the next Golden Boy event?
Ok based
Khabib has never ever WON the Story of The Fight.
Al won the story by going five rounds with the UFC's hype job and forcing him into a standup match
Conor won the third round, the post-fight battle, and the story by fighting injured.
Michael Johnson won the story by having the ridiculousness to pull guard on Khabib when he would have BTFO him in boxing.
Tibau won the story and the fight by beating Khabib.
Khabib has literally never won the story.
Gooby has literally never LOST the story even once.
Why did he do this
>Retards interfering with based Tito's celebration.
The same way i love watching documentaries about hyenas. Even though they'd get flushed by some normo elefant it's still interesting
Bruv don't be gay
What do you think leads people to fuck their siblings
>AGGGGGHHHHHHHH HELP ME DENA DES MAN FIGHT FOR BELLATOR HE KENNAT HET ME LAK DES I EM YOOFSEE FIGHTER WE DENNAR DO CROSS PRAMOTION FIGHTS HE KENNAT HET ME MEK HIM STOP ET DENA DENA HELP ME
Somehow i respect Tito even less after this
Your opinion does not madder B. Khabib 28-0 and one of the best stories in the sport (huge sm following). Keep crying baldy
5 hyenas vs Fully juiced JBJ, DC, Stipe, Lewis, Ngannou on meth ?
What is your favorite fighter and your IQ?
>DC
>138
You couldn't even heem yourself
Are the hyenas juiced aswell?
>dc
>57
[spoiler]The purest form of love and sexual attraction[/spoiler]
>jon jones
>214
they are fasted to max agression
If when you're a little kid you accidentally see your sister naked a few times while she's changing, speaking from experience
>My actual IQ is 130+
have i wasted my powers?
0:20
He took the call
Khabib could not get away from Danis fast enough, kek.
>Mid Tier
>Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
lmao
IQ can't be a great indicator of intelligence considering you're retarded enough to sit on Yea Forums all day every day.
based
What would Usman vs Khabib look like
I like to think of them as pokemon fights.
cock size is probably a better indicator of life success
Doubtful. EQ and discipline (includes work ethic) take you furthest.
I’ve finally taken the redpill, I never thought I’d ever say this. But after watching Khabib-Conor Main Event Special on TV earlier, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was WAY more competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Khabib on the feet. His cardio has increased and held up tenfold. Conor not only won the third round against Khabib, but he won the first round, but he was winning most of the fourth round, but he won the story of the fight, and most importantly, Conor McGregor won the fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov that night. And he will win the war.
Conor beats Khabib in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet. Point. Blank. Period.
usman would wrestlefuck khabib to a decision
Why is it so much harder to balance on one foot with your eyes closed?
erection quality?
Those qualities describe very much my MMA idol.
Based schmo will 100% fuck your sister
even if he beats khabib (which he wont) GSP still has a better record.
Feeling the compulsion to make posts like these can be traced back to the root of your character, shedding light on why you've wasted your life.
you fucked your sister?
Non meme question, is Gooby the greatest featherweight of all time?
No but it was one of the possible dialog branches
well he beat Holloway, Dustin, Chad, and Aldo
>t-there all flukes
cope
probably some flaming fist would appear and kill you though.
no
literally never defended the belt, that's when the challenge begins
Aldo is, Max is a close 2nd
Do you think it wouldve been one of those choices where it ends in a "you failed" screen or would choosing it 'further the story'?
>blowgay
lmao
Why are you guys here on days when there are no fights? Talking about dumb shit like sisterfucking. Y'all need to get a life (and find employment and real life relationships). Trust me, it's better than friend simulating with 2 other people and 8 of spammy's personalities.
>EQ takes you furthest
>CEOs disproportionately psychopathic
Even if your claim were true in 2019, those statements aren't mutually exclusive.
Dustin is going to beat Khabib and the Mcgregor fanboys are going to use it as a Mcgregor beat the guy who beat you. And Mcgregor will never rematch Poirier he'll just mention his win on twitter every month.
thats not gunna happen luke
What is EQ other than Erection Quality?
The core quality of psychopaths are emotional dysfunction.
Erotic queerness
ITT: Fighters that was elite for years and years but had to be patient before finally getting the belt.
Conor already beat Dustin and Khabib. He owns that division already
Still upset from that time I absolutely bullied you on discord? Cuppu said you sent him a message asking if I could apologise to you lmao.
>implying Gooby would not immediately come out of retirement because he knows full well he can heem Dustin again, become champ again, and never rematch Khabib
Estonian Quickcummer
I would heem all of heem if i was on the discord. That's part of why i would never set foot in that place. also the discord is gay.
lol okay pal. Glad Law & Order has given you a bit of pop knowledge for you to impress your online friends with.
*acts unlikably*
beeb is gunna bully pooyay to a 50 43 and its gunna ruin your week lol
You live in Las Vegas, why aren't you going to UFC 239?
That guy fucks like an animal but never shuts up. I don't wanna hear you brabble in my ear you fucking retard
*pokes eye*
for us it's Mike Adriano
imagine being friends with an ugly stinky sand nigger virgin like cuppu lmao.
I want Khabib to retire and go down as the GOAT because he is and what he did to Mcgregor is the greatest moment.
let twitchy make the next thread
haha yea right its ok u can cry here when dustbin gets rekt we here for u lukey
Oh I revved him again, oh wait he's been revved for a year now
-Luke
new
news
fights next week
>oh my gott
>oh my gott
>oh my gott
let me give you an redpill. It's actually based to a certain extent because he's basically a pussy reviewer. How would you know the pussy is good if the guy is all silent.
>inb4 i want to hear the girl moan
who cares if the girl enjoys it lel. she's a whore.
shut up puke
he has never won the belt though.
I saw you posting to heem last night you little twink