/cric/ ENGLAND vs INDIA WORLD CUP GAMETHREAD #5

Indians are intentionally not mad about losing on purpose and don't you dare suggest otherwise

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youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk

Using an older thread

I am an Englishman

This outfit is a fucking joke. They look like carwash employees

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Reckon Ingland need to get rid off Sharma here

In new york

LMAO PANT

LEG SPINNER TO LEFT HANDED BATSMAN BAD IDEA

youtu.be/eIv0VGfLh3g

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Thank you, I needed to see this

t.

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RRR hits 10 bros......

*r/pant don’t forget to updoot

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Is Pant that guy who babysat Steve Smith’s kids?

Surely has to be some kind of rule against attempting to kill the wicket keeper

Fugg india might win this

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In spite of all temptations to belong to other nations?

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t.Mohammadullah Rehmat Al Raza

unlucky mate

>bowl a full ball and he misses
>bowl a full ball and he misses again
>bowl a short ball knowing well he’s there to swing
>four

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Wow whats that funny little fella you've got there?

GONE GOT EM FUCK OFFF BACK TO THE DESIGNATED CMON ENGLAND
GONE GOT EM FUCK OFFF BACK TO THE DESIGNATED CMON ENGLAND
GONE GOT EM FUCK OFFF BACK TO THE DESIGNATED CMON ENGLAND
GONE GOT EM FUCK OFFF BACK TO THE DESIGNATED CMON ENGLAND

a full strength india

*wildly cheers a single*

moron

>posting the run rate

You know there's only one metric that matters.

Fucking pajeets throwing this game so us pakis seethe

Is this a tactical loss to keep Pakistan out?

It's home crown so..

>score 10 off the over
>still below the required RR of 10.23
India are finished

>tfw stream isn't delayed and I don't fall for these meme posts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sharma's hand eye coordination is mad

>tactical loss

India’s gonna win. Screencap this

THE WORM!!!!!

cheerio

goodnight

>roshit

Other than Pandya, who can hit the big shots?

Based time traveller paki

GONE LMAO

FUCK OFF

>ROSHIT SHARTMA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the story of the worm

Damn bro

>roshit
INDIA ON POOICIDE WATCH

>Roshit

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ON YER FUCKING BIKE >>>>>>>>

>No fist bump
KEK

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>goto pee
>wicket
>goto pee
>wicket

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Pakistan would bootyblast both of these shit teams

really want to post a certain JAV worm webm since you lot keep going on about worms but i shant because dont feel like resetting the router

BOOOOOO
WE WANT DHONI

SAME HERE

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kek

KEK

K E K

Pakistan already got BTFO by Grimdia you fucking brainlet

Sorry m8s no hard feelings

HUGE VICTORY

Hold the door
>Hold the door
Hold the door
>Hold the door
Hold the door
>Hold the door

The Apple ad is unironically kino

based retard

>roshit
>not soshit

This kind of reminds me of how much fun I used to have as a kid talking into a fan.

Imad my son............

Holy fuck is it just me or does it look like India's winning?

10cc

>No Dhoni
Come out You COWARD

Well, India is definitely getting exposed.

You better hope eng beats nz or else pak is beating you in the semis

which one? give me the jewtube link

those were the days m8

Regardless, England are still throwing away this World Cup like

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Remember that retard who was convinced we'd lose?

(You)

lad...

The worm doesn't lie mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4

dont care aslong as we make the semis

Hello, it's me.
Could still happen.

Do you guys still shit in the street?

Remember when he replied to himself with some agreement as well?

what goes on here?

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It's not tossing the caber pal

>India starts losing
>pajeet posters show up

Fuck i memed the wicket let me meme india’s win

If digits INDIA WINS TODAY

This is the house

youtu.be/MDBTfWrPHM4

Could someone post the worm please

ask yer mum

mogged and dare i say it dunked on

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This tbqh

Bro you a chad virgin for calling that wicket

India wins by 4 wickets with 2 balls remaining screenshot this

People launch boats into the canal.

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We poop out of our windows now, god bless the economy, now there's no need to leave the house to relieve.

3.6 not great, not terrible

so are we through and pakistan out?

>India beat Pakistan
>Pakiatan beat England
>England beat India
Not understanding the pattern here

Digits and India beats the shit out of engerlel czek em bouys

Fuck that one was a out

India will be alright

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You’ll find out after Brexit, Habibi

not if >we lose to NZ and pak win theirs

Based

Why don't you just employ some poor person to empty your chamberpot every day?

Fuck it. Digits and england wins

Mogged

FUCK ALEEM DAR DUMB FUCK THAT WAS OUT GET DHONI IN

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Just ordered £100 worth of curry from the local Indian and gave my address as the empty house over the road. Hahahaha

INDIAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

*clap clap clap*

INDIAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

*clap clap clap*

INDIAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

*clap clap clap*

INDIAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

*clap clap clap*

INDIAAAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

*clap clap clap*

taqqiyalien

do that all the time with the local mexican and chinese places ahah

What is Hardik’s game plan here? At least Dhoni takes singles

no you didnt

*bangs drum*

I hope you enjoy getting your number BLACKLISTED so you can never order curry again.

>harddick poondya

If i was a Muslim i would also want the aliens to kidnap me desu...don't blame her

There should be a retire option.

Like in my cricket team when we needed boundaries and I was too shit to hit them so the chad captain forced me to get out on purpose..

twitter.com/cyrusza/status/1145353034895175680

That would be a little too civilized for us.

Told you Slowkes would get smashed

Have some shame, lad. At what point in your life have you ever rooted for India lel

KEK

Who /worried/ here?

Imad my son.......

Trips and england wins
Dubs india wins
Quads UFO disclosure this year
Singles india loses the worldcup check em

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Is it safe to pull these tricks in 2019? All it'll take is for the restaurant owner to bitch on Twitter for the government to track you down. I don't think it's an exaggeration, it's a definite possibility.

Lads I wrote an Urdu rap song some time ago anybody interested in hearing it?

And how did this make you feel?

Lads my brain can't work out if this is doable

you did

>India pick up run rate
>Indians return

You are truly the rats of cric

It's England so yes. They can lose anything.

interested yes

did he fuck your girlfriend after the game too mate?

Based
Cringe

Just look a the worm.

Holy FUCK! WE'RE GONNA WIN

I'm not worried because I expect a loss.

Only if you're Faris Shafi

Lads, it's England

Like every time when I got socially excluded.. Sigh

me

I think they have enough wickets that it will come down to the last few overs.

link?

444

Ah yes the boot is the problem

shaql dekh apni Abid

GET OUT YOU FUCK

>Kung Fu Pandya show

I reckon India can do this boys.

Yes, I'm sure the government investigate every crime mentioned on twitter, that's obviously how it works

By extension I’m rooting for Pakistan by rooting for India
BHARAT MATA KI JAI

Tere se obviously achi hai, utna sab jante hain

Woakes is shitting himself.

How did black people end up in England?

How we doing lads? I can't watch

Daily reminder Stokes is England's best death bowler.

youtube.com/watch?v=DEoTpJufkTo

Oh god that worm

cocksucker Fuck your mother. son of a bitch mother son of a bitch. spleen arterial mirkelan fucked bastard, fucked his past his fagot, fucked up mother, fucked mouth, pimp mouthed pimp. dick cocksucking jockey, jerk off the cocktail. I'm gonna play your asshole, asshole! Fucking demon. fuck is the son of the lord! I'm the bastard of your ear, the beggar I've given you. Fucking whore son of a bitch. Fucking asshole freak, anarchist pimp. Fucking lick! militant cunt I'm gonna make you a football player. Fuck your left foot. rubble! Let me put the ball on you. sibobu Fuck your ass, asshole mouth pimp! Fucking fuckin 'pissing, the offspring of the Byzantine lineage.

dogi cunt ass fucked crystal, hair fucked denyos, dressed fucking fucker, fuck ordan motherfucker, shut down computer motherfucker! phone fuckin 'son of a bitch, his son of a bitch, his son with an appendix.

I'il fuck your mother's card. cunt That's the sound card I put on your daddy's ass. Shut up, motherfucker! off computer! cocksucker internet maniac in my ass code.

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How does this skelly generate so much power?

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hahahahaahaha pathetic

cringe

NO NO NO NOT THE WORM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Post face

>specifically say "in England"
>amerimutt brings up indians
why are american so stupid lads?

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WORM IS ALMOST TOUCHING LADS

we were here before whiteoids, I am a direct descendant of cheddar man

Plantations in the West Indies.

Wide cunts attract big dicks

Very long tail tho

H O L Y S H I T

vocaroo.com/i/s0emTZnYE33l

Made this 5 years ago when I was 18

what a catch

ogre

could go for £100 of curry right about now

FUCKING CATCH LAD

good core strength

THE WOOOOOOOOOORM

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catch

WOAKESAF

*chuu*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA YES DHONI IN DHONI DHONI IN DHONI IN DHONI IN DHONI IN

what does 226-3 mean? is that the score?

CATCH

Time traveller paki here, India’s already won this game and lost to Pakistan in semis

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GOTEM

For me? It's InstaReM™.

Every 'crime' that involves a minority as the injured party? Who knows, if you chimp out enough anything's possible.

WAEEEEY

oof, so close

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>Pant

What a meme player

PLUNKERS!!!

PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

NO NO NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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INDIA LOSE

Would Root have caught that?

Looking forward to Dhoni's 12 (30)

yes, even we can't lose it from here

What am I supposed to feel lads?

reminds me of the kick my dog prank meme

india has scored 226 runs and lost 3 (now 4) wickets. they only have 10 wickets to score more than england (337)

DONT GET DHONI OUT IF YOU WANT TO WIN ENGLAND AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA YESSSSSSSSSS

>DHONI
IT'S OVER
INDIA LOST

Cold rim of a toilet bowl when you have to go

oh stop it you won this shit.
>unless dhoni goes god mode
because we know pandya is getting out in the next 2 to 3 overs

Indian fans cheer every time that I always think it's a boundary.

Based.

Paki guru what will happen if I ask out my crush

Don't stress dhoni, take your time to get your eye in

see

stop browsing pol

Just do it from a payphone. The entertainment you get watching the delivery driver pull up is well worth the 20c you spend on the call.

SHE DID
SHE'S LYING
SHE'S LYING TO YOU
SHE'S LYING TO YOU FUCKING GUY

i am, i dont get whats happening though

I hope you guys apologise to him after he wins it for India.

YESSSSSSS

trips of truth

>losing your wicket to a guy whos name sounds like the sound shit makes when it lands in toilet water
india getting cucked by toilets again

wtf is a payphone

Basedstow is unironically our best fielder.

What a waste of years behind the stumps

Keep watching

Taking bets on Dhoni's strike rate today.

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

thanks

>DHONI
>WINNING ANYTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

200

how does woakes sound like that? it's more like a splish sound

disgrace

>australia is actually going to win another world cup

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england still best in the world on this kind of wicket

>pic related

Its not looking so good

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SO SO SO TRUE
ENGLAND WILL QUALIFY

Are you allowed to just run and charge into the bowler if he's in your way while you're running between wickets?

Sploff

3 > 1 > 4 > 2

plunkett is bowling

>MS Dhoni is the danger man
It's like these commentators have been in a coma

3 2 1 4

40

Noooooooo is there no hope

Solid leave. More of the same MS my son.

>104 in the death

dominance, why even play when we all know Australia has forever been and will always be the best

IS THERE ANYONE COMING IN AFTER DHONI WHO CAN SCORE BOUNDARIES OR ARE THESE TWO THE LAST ONES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HE LEFR THE BALLLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YESSS DHONI

Love Dhoni

You think one of her friends ever gave straffo a pity handjob or something?

straffo's sister is a real looker

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Real talk, 100 is a cakewalk for india in 10 overs, they just gotta take it like its T20

Good leave, don't risk it

depressing that this first came out when I was 25.

>he doesn't place two sheets of toilet paper folded over in the toilet before shitting to muffle the sound and prevent splashback

Tactical loss you say?

youtube.com/watch?v=aMLH1uhDf0c

What the actual fuck is happening here

They mean danger man for Indias chances

MS Dhoni the fat old man

Based worm

DHONI COME ON YOU CAN DID IT THALAI MAKE YOUR MADRASI FANS PROUD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yuvraj's retired and this is Dhoni 5 years past his expiry date

>it's another commentators pretend an unwinnable match is exciting episode

She did it again the other day, blames dehydration each time.

L A S T T E N
A
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I never post here but Dhoni left that last ball hahaha

1 > 2 > 3 > 4

No ;)

you know what gets my goat? It's zoomer Americucks referring to Kylie Jenner as "Kylie" as a mononym. Slag isn't Kylie.

IM ENJOYING THIS CAM ON DHONI HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

Don't like her very much but that's still sad.

*/cric/ will remember that*

what's with pajeet faggots hating on dhoni?
the disrespect to the one who helped us go up a level internationally and the world cup etc while helping us in chases so many times in most series.
the WC alone should give him license to do whatever he wants and he is one of the best keepers along with field setting, tactics etc.
/rant over

Think of this as a t20
Would we do it?

YESSS TAKE THOSE SINGLES DHOBBBBI HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA EXPOSED

can't believe such a fine specimen like 3 is from the same genes as that obese lard

Parkinson's like her father, Adolf.

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>pajeet faggots
weeb cunt

DHONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hes 37. He actually MIGHT have M.S at this point

They just cant get her out of their heads ;)

What ever happened to ashwin

Remote controlled vibe

its just one guy tho

RASHIT EXPOSED

IF INDIA LOSES I'M DOWNING THIS BOTTLE

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Shut the FUCK UP. The Bihari bastard is way point expiration date at this point bc

Who gives a fuck about that chucker

problem is anything under 20 off the last over is easy mode. need to get that up over 30.

Need an update on the worm

Do Japanese women want Indian cock?

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He is preparing for next home matches.

GIVE THE STRIKE TO DHONI HARDIK YOU MADRASI CUNT

how will you find a condom this big?

>ywn be straffo and get pity sex from your sister just so you can finally lose your virginity
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL ME FOR FUCK SAKE

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Ohnononononono

lol

>ghost pepper hot sauce

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>DOT
BASED DHONI

THE WORM IS COMING!

yes desu. been a month and already had sex with one of em.
they like foreigners apparently. but maybe because im in tokyo so its a bit westernized.
maybe it wouldnt be the same outiside the country, i guess.

>Dhoni against spin
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO BROS

Japanese girls who want foreign men want guys with light skin and hair.

>rashid
Is this the gulbadin moment?

1 3 2 4

Dhoni looks 50 lmao

That thing is no joke.

protip: type 'bali' into pornhub

>Has he still got that skill
No he doesn't and even the biggest cazzies in the world know that so shut the fuck up

Is there a such thing as an Indian Milf?

think they'd rather die lad, they want to get bleached or stay within their own race they hate blacks/browns

no, he used to take photos at their parties then brag about how using the excuse of "developing film/dumping memory card data" was a great excuse to escape social settings, he is literally unfuckable both from an attraction and physics standpoint, probably needs wipes to get between rolls at this point.

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Dhoni looks older than he is

Legit thought he was early 40s

Dhoni the dot merchant

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>rashid not bowling constant drag downs for his brothers
haram tbqh

I LOVE DHONI THANK YOU SO MUCH DHONI KEEP TAKING SINGLES

kek

>That thing is no joke.

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>only 5 off Pooshid

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What if I'm 6ft, lightskin with icy blue veins, a deep voice with a neutral accent and a North Atlantid phenotype?

LOST

not bad jej

>1 girl in a month
mate, i had girls asking me and my brother out almost every night and I was only there for two weeks.

Rashid GOAT

Ratshit is a paki m8

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Epic singles

There’s nothing I enjoy more than when commentators are cut off mid-sentence by the ad break.

The humiliation, their realisation and “oh” moment, their embarrassment when coming back on the air once the ads are over; it’s all so brilliant and satisfying. Smug bastards never see it coming.

who lies like this?

ENGLAND BROS ARE YOU HAPPY???? I SURE AM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DHONI GOAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

quality content oobneshwer kumer

Serious question lads: Why hasn't Dhoni retired yet?

i mean im not white they like white guys more desu
and add in the bree ish accent, you are mint.
for darker pajeets its not as common but you get by from being "different"

even "light skin" as an Indiabro is still a no, from what I've seen anyway, if they can't get nordic type genes they stick to getting riced, being browned is a shameful dispray

>6ft
A lot would unironically be scared of you. Keep in mind the average Japanese guy is only 170cm and the average girl is like 155cm. Light skin will still be darker than most Jap guys and all European men, but you'd probably still be at an advantage over darker skinned fellows.

>know india will lose but compelled to watch till the end
My sleep has been fucked the past few weeks.

Big brain analysis here.

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FUCK OFF DHONI FUCK OFF DHONI FUCK OFF DHONI

Bit rude for India to win this if I'm honest. They don't even need to.

Okay he’s hit one 4 guess his job is done.

lmao, you walking fuck up

Impossible Germany
Unlikely Japan

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Kohli is a brainlet captain and needs him to make all the tactical decisions.

hopefully this happens

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Why aren't they hitting sixes?

So true

BASED DOT

DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI DHONI HAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

same i fucking missed the eagles game against hawthorne because it couldnt wake up from watching cricket all night

good on you mate, although i think they cant tell the difference between english accents so probably makes no difference

youtube.com/watch?v=U9FzgsF2T-s

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>tfw there’s another Stokes moment and the final over gets pinged for 26

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come on eileen

tictac loss

Don't be a dorker, bowl him a yorker.

India need Maxwell

Reckon he posts on /cric/?

embarassing sport only watched by shitskins. Literally everybody who watches this shit should heem himself

They don't need to

>worm doesnt reverse

D O T
O
T

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DHONI BROS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

GOAT death bowler tbqphfam

don't be dreck, bowl one at his neck

lol ok

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Icy blue veins
Everyone has that dummy. Pic related and I'm not even a northie.

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Go away hans. Only countries that have not lost 2 world cups are allowed to play this sport

yeah no shit.

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>DHONI SCORING ANYTHING OVER FIVE RUNS AN OVER
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO

well said mate, well said.

why can't krauts invent sports?

Fucking Poot

Go back to sleep international poos, India’s going to win. Just trust me (and these digits)

Why not make Pant the keeper and drop Dohni?

Don't be Phil Hughesick, give him some chin music.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

calm down. dhoni got this

fucking paki cunt here's an actual anti digit post for your post

BASED Jofra

we have been wise, you can now bowl some pies

Wicket looms

if dhoni wasn't ancient they could be making easy 2s

If memeland loses this, they deserve to be out of the world cup

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NZ lost to Aus by more than India to Eng in this game lmfao

Yea we knew it was over as soon as dothi came in

>76 from 36 with Ms Dos and Pandya at the crease

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just shows how clinical they are
fuck lads I'm fearing the worst, a sixth is coming

>78 in 36
yeah it's a cinch

>slower bowling is better at the death

reckon england should pick me to bowl their death overs

>both teams want england to win
kek

Or just get DK in

shitting myself desu lads

Business idea: use your feet

Big over looms

Expecting 38 runs from the last over

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

decent win, lads

SQUEEKY BUM TIME

When I was 13 I wrote an article due The Guardian, they said they'd pay me a hundred quid but that never happened and they published it anyway. I hope you bongs lose today

you are now aware if Pakistan beat Bangladesh and England beat NZ, NZ will qualify because their game against india was washed out

just noticed starc is balding

18(8) is exactly what we don't need here.
We need a Dhoni finish.

i've got a mean 50mph bouncer in my locker reckon they should pair me up with you

The worms going limp.....

Yeah ok, now they’rs throwing the game for sure

>haven’t moved from my sofa in almost eight hours

>38th match
>still calling him ian morgan

i don't know why that made me kek

THE FAT CUNT HIT A BOUNDARY

>Ian Scamans: Right I've done the cat litter and taken out the bins, what else can i do to distract from this crickets match? It's too tense to cope with!!
Imagine being so pathetic that you're worried about Dhoni chasing down a score which requires 2 runs a ball

STOP HITTING FOURS FUCKING HELL

>India doing everything they can to make their loss a thrilling one

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Reckon india need to score more runs here

TAMILIAN POSTER WHERE DID YOU GO??? DHOBI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAH

based horny Indians are literally inscribing a vegene on the worm

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unless we really pummel nz tanking their NRR

HERE COMES THE WORM!!!

Nz will lose to eng for us, based joshanda ardin owes us one for the mosque shooting

Speaking of which how are relations between /heem/ and /cric/?

fucking wide lmao

>38

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHERES DHOBI LADS

BASED VINCE
THE SAVIOUR WE NEED BUT DON'T DESERVE

>tfw you will never touch worms with a qt indian girl (boy)

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gonna go up again to make the clit

ALL OGRE

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK THIS I'M OFF TO SLEEP

WE ARE GNA WIN CMON ENGERLAND YESSSSSSSSSSSS

the worm looms
this isnt over englel
the worm looms

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT BASED PLUNKETT

>dem ankles

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>poondya

EASY

C U C K F I E L D

>Softdick

gone got em fuck off

over

Edit: nz will win over eng

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOURE DONE BTFO SOFTDIK KEKDYA BTFO

GAME OVER POOKIS

TACTICAL LOSS ;)

GOTTEM

>Pakistani poster no where to be found
Classic

Fuck India, I'm a nz stan now

CUM ON KIWIS

>Nz will lose to eng for us

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Right

I'm off to fuck my neighbor's wife. Fucking hell i'm going to need a face mask not to puke from the stench. FUCK YOU PANDYA

Hope so bro, we need them to clear the way for us

Ok now I'm curious if there exist Indian traps

hold me bros.....

Fucking easy, we don't even care about this sport and we can BTFO of a country of 1 billion who obsess over it kek

Yea Forumsesque meme lad

RIP PAKISTAN

business idea: care more about winning and less about the pakis

Reckon catches taken by the substitute fielder shouldn't count. They should only be able to save runs and effect run outs.

Gonna pin him down and teabag him.

Oh no we lost

Reckon India need to score some sides here

wtf this win is racism against the pakistani community explain yourselves

>le somehowconsistentlytakewicketsdespitenotbeingverygoodman

Cope

I'm the paki poster lad my net just switches to USA IP randomly

>He didn't know about the ANZUKI alliance

>the undefeated ind...
oh ;)

T R I N I B R O
R
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india would be a world hyper power by now if they adopted that as their national philosophy

This sport thrives because of people like you.
Seriously though don't sit for very long. Take a walk outside or something.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT PAKI CUNT

>he throws the ball up in the air in celebration
>it hits the batsman on the head
Has this ever happened

how are you liking your chances vs sri lanka tomorrow mate

Is James Vince the Gary Pratt of cricket?

Full strength semis-qualifying England

For me it's the Bermuda bro who spams futa

Somebody Make a new thread already I wanna make a spicy post to harvest (you)s

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>shart pood
oh I get it, let india hit a few boundaries, get them back in the contest
very sporting

Love Plunkett,

He should have played over Wood in most of these games.

DHOBI STILL TAKING SINGLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

Jadeja is the Gary Pratt of cricket

james vince is the waffen-ss of substitute fielders.

FUCK POOKIS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shan't be replying to any Paki flags in the new thread.

FUCK OFF DHOBI FUCK OFF DHOBI FUCK OFF DHOBI FUCK OFF DHOBI FUCK OFF DHOBI FUCK OFF DHOBI

>NO GULBADIN NAIB IN ENGLAND XI
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>"looks like we're going to lose - shall we go out in a blaze of glory or just noodle it around for the next 5 overs?"
>"let's just noodle it around for the next 5 overs"

>dobi hits 4
>crowd silent
they know it's over

are you ok, lad?

got to protect his average

ITS DHOBI BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

How will Ingurland ever recover?

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Gotta protect that NRR.

ANOTHER SINGLE, FUCK

His name is Ben Stokes but he's not going to bowl.

Imagine if Poot wasn't mentally handicapped, this wouldn't have even been close

stream pls?

63 in 25? game on. come on pajeets

why do you call him dobi? his name is dhoni

Lads they're taking singles ffs

Turbo cringe.

this curry commentator is so salty lel

cheer up mate you're already through

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

DELET THIS

>k. jadhav on pitch

HOW THE FUCK DID HE ESCAPE OUR PRISON?

Yeah but they all want to beat england

INDIA COMPREHENSIVELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT LMAO

come, enjoy this indian ads with me:
streamhd247.live/england-vs-australia-live-match.htm

>chirping bot

ANOTHER SINGLE OH FUCKKKKKK IM DYING WHERE ARE YOU DHOBI FANS WHERE ARE YOU DHOBI FANS WHERE ARE YOU DHOBI FANS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

*deep sighs into microphone*

kek, imagine having 1 billion poos and the money to rig all the rules in your favour and still getting beaten by >us who see this as a warm up for the ashes

>singles

Reckon India lost this by allowing England to score too many runs in the first innings and subsequently not scoring enough themselves in the second.

Why's it so hard? All they need to do is hit fours and sixes.

*nudges*
*nurdles*

HOLY KEK THEY DON'T WANT TO WIN

Need a cheeky 30 run over

at least try to hit it in the air for fucks sake AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

wow i had a cheeky 50 on englel

cant believe a bet actually won for once

lads, how can I get a bougie cricket loving gf?

>poondia exposed
>Englel exposed
>Poo peeland exposed

Fug bros who's gonna stop the GODstrailians

they always are LMAO
its fucking hilarious.

Should we just move here ?

>one man literally seething all the pakistan
based dhobi kek

the chad braithwaite
the virgin dhoni

>Johnny Bearpoo

>3 singles and a dot
LMAO!

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more singles than an indian dating site hahaha get fucked bindia dhobi just wants to protect his precious 50+ average for when he retires he doesn't care about you are your poothetic cuntry

E M B A R R A S S I N G

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MORE SINGLES

>this curry commentator

Show some respect to based Ganguly
Looks like a IT worker by Day
#
Nas is kino commentator

5 r u n s o f t h e o v e r

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Fucking Indian Geoffrey Boycotts here

There's nothing they can do to stop us now, they've already lost.

>based dhoni saving all his strength to go full retard in final two overs

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Cap this:
India will lose To BangBros and MalingaMen

It's the nudges in this match that show arrogance
Perhaps

>[heavy breathing]
>another single for india

who is this salt merchant?

cheers bro

Is it even possible for them to win now?

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>India will lose To BangBros and MalingaMen
kek no

This is almost as pathetic as the NZ loss yesterday

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Calcutta King
Saurav Ganguly

they basically need to hit 4 or 5 sixes

Nah, AUssie bowling was top notch
England nowhere near that quality of bowling

Per over.

>50 years old
>grey hair
>can't hit a boundary for shit
>selectors are afraid to drop you because of your legacy
>refuse to retire
>refuse to get out
>drag your team down

Based Dhoni singlehandedly granting us the World Cup.

based tactical loss kek ;)

>India will lose To BangBros and MalingaMen
This. Completely exposed, zero teams fear them now

World Cup Fixture if anyone's interested

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> hitting 0 6(six)'s

Are they trying to keep Pak out or something?

They even nearly lost to Afghanistan
Pakistan nearly did too, but they've never been regarded as favorites

I will also add that really interested in England death boowling
No yorkers and deliberate slow balls

is Dhoni shit?

What did he mean by this?

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older than dirt

No, just selfish

we're in here lads

Has been for years, bring DK in

>giving a boundary so they don't drop memehni

3d chess desu

Why send yadhav when you could have sent some big mental slogging lads to have a go at least at smacking it

This performance by Dhoni and management is appalling.

The only other reason is that they want to be seen under Modi's domestic media as
>Indian team dent pakistan hopes by losing to prevent the enemy benefitting

kek too late

I have a horrid suspicion this is what passes for humour in Australia.

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