/CRIC/ GAME THREAD #5

Friendly Indo-Anglo relations edition

>Score
England: 337/7(50)
India: 67/1(17)

CRR: 3.94
RRR: 8.21

Kohli: 39(49)
Sharma: 28(44)

>Schedule
cricketworldcup.com/fixtures

>Audio
guerillacricket.com/

>Live
reddit.com/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/c7ap5w/0930_gmt_england_vs_india_match_38/
hotstar.com/sports/cricket/icc-cricket-world-cup-england-and-wales-2019/england-vs-india-m190771/live-streaming/1440000716

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
youtu.be/eIv0VGfLh3g
youtube.com/watch?v=TtaWtAxHVsw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

COM ON INDDDIA

Good thread

grim. is the best OP format

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CAM ON INGLAND

fuck white mongrels

lol jk ;)

just one more run untill >brohit show begins

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*steals your 4th place spot*
nothin personnel

Very reluctant to enter a poo thread.
This is also thread #6.

What's for drinks, lads? For me, it's dehydration after I ran out of alcohol.

pretty sure this is a fake thread

He's with Her

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This is the thread.

sweet n sour sauce

>im not letting you go anywhere until you admit india has no chance winning this world cup, user

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if i lived in india it would quite literally be one children a day

;)

For me, it's unpasteurized coconut water

>sub 4 run rate
More boring than soccer lads

>autistic children on the PA

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My, what an English looking bowler

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Rashid gonna get walloped

For me, its Bishop's Finger Ale

Do India know they need to score some goals to win?

mango juice :)

so if england win here and then beat new zealand. it'll be aus v nz and eng v india in the knockout stage*

*assuming australia beat south africa and finish first

13 hop house lager

Don’t like the toxicity of this iraqi kiwi poster.

virat looking /fa/ with his cap on

nice

Does Rashid want India win to help Pakistan or England to win because he doesn't like India?

water and milk lad

Hope so, easy win for us have already cooked them here

bet most of these are scamemrs

surely not even England can fuck this up

fucking hell watching india bat is just the worst

Hmmmmm big brained post this

delete this

absolutely fuming that England are winning because I wanted to lose
winning is so boring urghhh losing is so much more fun

Who are the bigger cowards when chasing: India or NZ?

testcricketDOTchildren amirite

LCD soundsystem

2020 prediction:
Stokes get #metoo'd

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England

go to bed

Fuck off Rajeed.

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NZ. India is the one team I would be worried about when setting a score that big

Someone throw a Yorker on his face

wicket looms

no u

>digits

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hmm

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seeing fat Tendulkar depresses me
I get that he's retired so he's allowed to eat all dosas he wants to but he should consider fans who want to see him be skinny

those digits
>666
>india
GRIM

you literally have nothing else in your life

Will Kohli?

HERE IT COMES BOYS

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93767192/#q93770999
never doubt trips lads ;)

check'd

>*ahem* FUCK MICHAEL VAUGHAN

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>implying we won't find a way to fuck this up

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ngl i was gonna freak the fuck out

Think I'm gonna go practice some of these for tomorrow and come back for the last 10 overs like a true cazzie.

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gonna be a big hundred today lads

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Super Satan has spoken

cooper's pale, bought with money put away to pay bills. But I made the right decision

how do i stop my gf from falling asleep watching india bat?

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Powerplays loom. Still lots of time for India to catch up unless we GET SUM FACKIN' WICKETS.

there's another 6 there jap

kohli is an odd looking bloke

>what are your weaknesses?
>I work too hard.
kek any interviewer will despise that answer, good luck safbro

Just got in, what did I miss?

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don't get these chinawomen
they're so focused on cuteness
and when you stick it in them they screech as if your sticking your fingers in their eyes

weird cunts
avoid

Kinda looks like a Desi Keemstar ngl

Not vibing the high vis vibe from India tbqh

lads it's england

TAKE A WICKET TAKE A WICKET TAKE A WICKET

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Hijra’s here

India will be alright

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the correct answer to that question will always be "hygiene"

>Poos: we never wanted to win so we could knock out Pookistan

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Potentially sub-par batting and definitively sub-par bowling.

why are you posting men tho?

ive had sex with a few and they always moan but it sounds fake.

begone, whore

The worm.

even if that is true, the Indian team would never willingly throw away a match and this is not a good sign either way

m8

think england may want to take a wicket here soon

FINALLY! SOMEONE SANE FOR A CHANGE.

boring batting blowout

So true

>Dhoni as the main character
>not Pissrat

cringe

>India play again on Tuesday
Can someone explain to me why they were allowed to be one game behind everyone for the entire tournament anyway?

What the fuck is up with that?

MOGGED

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That's not the worm you stupid poo.

Cute lol

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extremely based post

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MOGGED

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>googled those words to find out what it means
>first result is an indian porn site

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Imagine if this was your post

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KEK

You want India to win don't you?

I prefer this version

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BCCI literally forced them to have games scheduled later so they had time to rest after the IPL

All Indians should be arrested

>mogged

I've been seeing this term a lot lately - is that what you say when Jacob Rees-Mogg calmy and politely dismantles your argument and calls you a snowflake?
Have England been partaking in some extremely polite banter on the field? Is that why you're using the term?

So true

who's the qt on the left?

this is /cric/'s answer to everything

big fan of her massive tits tbqh

Is it really worth world peace if it means more benders? I'd prefer war.

baz is the best looking out of this lot i reckon

you can just hear “eyyy raja paise dena raja” when he comes wallowing into the thread lel

Zainab Abbas

Yes.

Feeling more comfortable watching India chase 340 than Pakistan chase 240 is the good life.

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what did you expect?
choot means vagina

prefer the girl 2bh

Is your dad this desperate for a brown shag?

OH NONONONONONO

No deep cover ffs

don't mind the tits or the ass, whatever she did to her jaw is a tragedy tho

>tip toes
oh my

>3.50
they are so jewish

THE WORM!!!!

Instead “eyyy raja why do India and Brazil hate each other raja tell me raja” KEK

preach

kek...i kind of have a soft spot for them but they're fucking annoying as fuck

how the fuck am i supposed to know that?

I'm drinking your national drink, Aus bros. It was cheap as shit. Thank me for helping your economy.

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No wonder the lads started calling this thing a Hijra lel

>only one who doesn't shit on the street
Unsurprising.

next time ask your mum pre-penetration

>Zainab Abbas

This is now a Zainab Abbas worship thread

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ganguly is actually a pretty good comm

India were struggling against windies and now both sharma and kohli are getting to hundreds.

I've been saying this since the start, England's bowling is shit and archer is overhyped

Think this one's over desu. There goes our tournament.

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is this somebody? got a before and after?

just got called a gora in Birmingham city centre lads

we need to discuss the indian eating fish and chips

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India will lose ;)

>this is what they took away from us

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Lana Rhodes

Punjabi Hijra nigga be like “eyyy raja do Indians really do this raja”

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>indian banter

>and archer is overhyped
Literally who was hyping him?

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

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for me its Priya Rai

massive fake tits, god damn i just cant get enough of them

owned by Belgium people I believe.

OK ask your dad then

Why are pooskins so unbelievably autistic?

this is not exactly a hot take around these parts, mate

jayden jaymes for me

AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

Damn roastie BTFO

>RATSHIT
NOOOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rashid aggressively not bowling to the field

roastie BTFO

OHNONONONONO

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more of a luna amor man myself

>there were people doubting me when I said kohli will chase this down

>don't try to cross your limits
such an indian thing to say. autism

KEK

whats going on here. i dont get what either of them mean

Amandeep's sussed it, the best way to enjoy any match of any sport.

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Diamond Jackson for me

youtube.com/watch?v=yaTKEphFr28

>created OP
>cleaned and grinded weed and put in dry herb vaporiser ready for vaping
>waiting for food to be delivered
>comfy in my bed watching cricket
>weather is nice and cool since it's raining outside

Can life be more perfect?

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Business idea:
Drop Rashid and turn Poot into a full time spinner

THE WORMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was their baseball in London today, lads? Who thought that was a good idea.

there still are
it's the entire thread

I think maybe there was some context with people blaming Mickey Arthur for favouritism, maybe that's why babar snapped

I'm lost

India shocked
Britisher rocks

BASED AS FUCK

I have no problem being the only sane person among morons

when you savor those moments you know they are the best, enjoy Indiabro

stumbled across her on chaturbate a few times

for 50+ years old god damn boi

acid attack soon

I meanwhile, root against both so I lose either way.

Did England and India swap jersey colors?

If these two are still in during their powerplays we're fucked though.

the worm looms

pretty jealous lad

Thanks fren

for me? it's Tony Montana

Zainab referred to Babar as "Mickey's son" after he scored big and won the game

This triggered Barbar

WALLOP WALLOP WALLOP

NOOOOOOO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

be white?

In case you're not trolling, no one drinks that trash here.

Imagine bowling Stokes when you don't need to.

VB for me de lad

Epic, lad. What’s she like. Been fapping it to her for nearly nineteen years now

enjoy bro, would love a smoke right now but i get far too anxious/skitz these days so had to drop it

MOOMBHAI????

Not sure if I'm autistic or they are tbqh.

Oh no no no

englel shook

uh oh

India's rocking the away kit

NOO STOP SCORING NOOOOOOOOO

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Goa

WORM
WORM
WORM
WORM
WORM

this is going to be a crushing loss for englel

This team couldn't win a foot-race against a paraplegic.

wicket

Weren't you losing on purpose poos?

OH NO NO NNO NNO NO NOOOOOOOOO

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DON'T TRY AND CROSS YOUR LIMITS

Should I use skrill lads? Looking to get more rupees

why don't they just hit the wickets with the ball

she basically just sits on her couch letting people make her vibrator go off by sending her money
shes still fine as fuck for her age

>higher than when the innings started

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Nice. I'm coming over next month.

Where are all the English fans in the crowd?

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We don't watch this sport.

BOMBED.COM

BROWNED

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO

Nice

'avin a fucken PINT

BASED

Match was over as soon as Poot shelled that catch.

Reckon he'll do something similar to lose The Ashes too.

Reminder Root dropped Rohit

>they didn't believe me when I said the worm was coming

He's done that at least three times in this WC.
He used to be so reliable too.

I love how the commentators keep pushing the meme that Rashid is good

toil in the morrow, need to go to bed
but want to watch this chase

why is life so shit lads

mass migration lad, we are becoming a minority these days

Based. If you meet her again tell her a lifelong fan said hi

would love to see where this meeting went lads

They keep confusing him with Rashid Khan and I think it inflates their opinion of him

Mate we all knew this would happen.

BYE BYE ENGLEL

(I hope we don't choke to Bangbros)

You want us to? What is wrong with you, either way you’re autistic, lad.

Rashid Khan isn't good either.

will do man, ill drop her 20 bucks and make her buzz in your honor

Did I just see a fat bruno mars?

he's always going to be easy for poos but is a decent wicket taking option desu

Better than Adil tho

now THIS is REAL music *SIIIP*

ah yes, local boy Jofra Archer

Yfw you do, and India memes them into the finals.

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>commentator watches bowler warm up
Ya know I think they should give the ball to bowler
>bowler comes back into attack
Wow commentator you called it

Every match

Cant see england winning. Guess Aus is winning WC again.

michael vaughn saying virat is the best player hes ever seen play on tms
bit ott

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so true

C O P E

Kohli’s isn’t even the best player in his team

>Virat Kohli's average at Birmingham: 243 243

>The India captain has been dismissed just once before in five previous innings here!

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you aussie cunts are gonna need those

I'm fairly new to this sport so forgive me if I'm wrong, but England's bowlers are shit, right?

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Black Johann Sebastian,
the Zohan of fashion
Your kind ain't really showing no signs of gasping
Go find a caption to explain the neutron and proton attraction

OH NO NO NO NO
>aussies being elite shitposters.
not surprised desu. also that pic has high reuse value

If India lose from here, i'll go fuck my neighbor's wife.

fuck off hate poorgan

yeah he's mogged by pujara in the real format

>hits a single
>Monkey noises

bloody hell

wayment

I think it's arguable at this point.

why is the cow wearing a white frock?

They call me Chandu Despacito Kumar

Ok, but if we win your neighbour fucks your wife

good on theier day, but bit inconsistent

Rashid is and Stokes is part time anyway.

GONE

is this the end of the blue worm?

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oof

GONE
FUCK OFF PISSRAT YOU FRAUD HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>poohli

IT'S ALL OVER ENGLAND WIN THE WORLD CUP

GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE FUCK OFF PISSRAT KEKLI

FUCK OFF PISSRAT
FUCK OFF PISSRAT
FUCK OFF PISSRAT
FUCK OFF PISSRAT

GONE FUCK OFF AHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAJA CAM ON INGLAND

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT PLUNKETT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAH
This aged well

P L O N K E R
L
O
N
K
E
R

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU SMELLY POO
GWAARN FUCK OFF

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Oh gud golly!

>kohli
>good

You now remember that Plunkett was left out to accommodate our star all rounder Pooeen Ali

>that shit ball was just to throw off indian batsmen
high IQ play by plunkett here

lol told you idiots kohli wouldn't chase this down

That's probably the only significant thing Vince will do in this entire world cup.

Based pant is pants

Oh shit they colonized us again

IT'S COMING HOME

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIJRA STATUS BTFO

sure, tell your mum you just made that post and ask her to take a shower ffs

FUCK OFF

Oi Imad you here m8?

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might actually have hunted down james vince and bricked his head if he dropped that

>averages 20
>he's a very fine player

kek

What's up mate?

stop talking like that
it's depressing
this is an anonymous board

Tell me about Pant

yes AMA

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PANT looks mentally mashed already

LOAD OF SHIT. A fluffy heelan coo would wipe the floor with this

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Why's he doing that? Kohli isn't gay.

ye of little faith

rishbahs shitting his pant

can't call runs for shit

funny how the Indian posters wanted to win for a bit and now kohli is gone they've resorted back to cope mode

Running pants

You think India will win?

Business idea: throw the ball as hard as you can at your captains hand

Unironically went for a shit and missed a wicket.

She's a qt

>eyyyyy raja pls win raja
Kek

more like CANT (as in CANT run)

haha ;)

>commentator expresses adept insight into the current state of play
>makes prediction
>prediction comes true next delivery

>commentator is Shane Warne
Every time.

Someone needs to calm down Pant

I don't know but it would be nice if they do

What makes him so good bros? Is it just hard work?

Is Rishbah related to Misbah?

My father was a vet. He used to tell me that Australia has the best cows and sheep in the world.

RIP Dad

Based. sp BTFO once again and that's A GOOD THING

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kek don’t trigger him lad or he’s gonna go cry on int

Time to remove pant

>first cricket match i actually want india to win
>they fuck the clutch for the first time in the world cup

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they're probably all related

hi deer pls show bob and remove pant

>vet

Thank him for his service please

oi zachy, you here m8?

What a comfy pitch

Can't imagine an Indian sitting down to eat spaghetti bolognese
I'm sure it has happened but I can't image it in my head

Its another 'Indians disappear when they are losing' Thread lads

Yea

based west brit

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>Indian commentator laughing at how we wear whites in club cricket

TWAT

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OP here. Food is here

>kebab
>chicken steak
>chicken noodles
>tandoori roti
>squid batter garlic
>chicken Hakka noodles

Life’s good. Just smoked one now

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I still don't think they're really losing.

I’m calling it right now
>losing to England so your neighbours don’t qualify
>Do Indians do this?
Jej

I just realised, I don't even know why I want England to lose so bad. I don't know any English people, and their fans aren't even that common on the boards I frequent and they're not nearly as obnoxious as Indian/Bang fans. But I still really want them to lose.

kek

yeah mate

you missed me?

wonder what the score is out there

wtf do they wear?

club teams in india can't wear whites because they turn brown when washed in the river

How much did that cost?

That's a big fucking meal

The feeling is mutual, although we know exactly why we don't like you.

Comfy as fuck

Unwashed Rags

Still here

should've got a tikka masala

It would be kinder to just nuke them.

Never got why you guys eat on metal plates

indians have even more autism with food than othetr stuff
i remember i played grade cricket with an indian and in the lunch break he drove to the super market and bought pre cooked chicken wings and a 2L carton of chocolate milk

Not sure what those dark green things are tbqh.

too poor for clothes

>Chips

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hows mum?

>Pakistan fans turning up for an indian game
WTF Lmao

Because you are racist against poms you sunburnt nonce

The top comment on the post match on reddit will be some Indian commenter saying

>I'm actually glad we lost this game because X Y Z.

>commentator has access to every camera feed, best angles are handpicked for them
>sees every replay before the audience
>acts like they called that lbw/low catch/stumping/runout live in real time
Every time

Need Dhoni in fast to get the RRR even higher

fug, could smash some salt & pepper squid right now

>Shitter Pant
LEL

Nice!

About 15$

This is like 1/3rd the total meal

good thanks

Cheaper than porcelain.

>

casual, I could do 3 of that plate right now

148-2

Reckon they were screened by security?

>a much needed wake-up call

That is very specific, sort of envy knowing what you'll be eating every day though

wtf I thought India was cheap

definition of rent free

metal stronk >:3

>sanju in
india faultering
get this faggot out

the RRR is fucking 10 bro

It all depends on where you eat m8.

they're cheap and we're poor and metal doesn't break and plastic causes cancer..etc...

15$ for 3x this quantity so around 5$

There's 2 fours.

A few overs more than 10 runs and it'll be down. Worry not friendo

Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait to knock you guys out of the comp and get trophy number 6.

THE WORM

Wouldn't pay $5 for that slop

Powerplays and shit bowling though.

Bit racist lad.

why is australia wearing blue? the ashes just aren't what they used to be.

Because it's funny when a fancied team gets knocked out early in a tournament.

lads..

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>picking Pant over Dinesh Karthik
Good job

Bad taste

What fucking outfit is poondia wearing
They look like they work at a carwash

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Just need to hang on for 3 more overs

Remider:

WIMBLEDON is the best sporting event in the world. Also, there's an N missing in reminder.

Pakistan this world cup:

youtube.com/watch?v=VlI7NcPv1Hs

Are there Iraqi restaurants in NZ?

If 3 England players were caught ball tampering I would never watch England whilst they were in the team.
I dont understand, do Australians have no sense of dignity or honour?

>mistimed pull shot

My favourite bit is when the lines intersect.

Me niether lad, and its a mystery to me. Convict genes die hard i suppose

The colour reminds me of Indian Oil

Can we still do it lads? This is making me nervous now.

Need a quick 8 wickets here.

Ball tampering is common as fuck in cricket

There was only one player caught ball tampering and he's not playing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JknW0OwQ6ok

CAM ON INGLAND

didn't know england had so many indians playing for them. the ashes are dead to me now.

Maybe the other 2/3 of the meal is better, but that hospital tray of grease, carbs and microwaved frozen veg looks like shit

a bj from her would be like fucking a coconut

Its not really though is it, and even if it were, that doesnt make it not cheating.

FOR FUCK SAKE ENGLAND

Imagine believing this.

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Cope

The captain and vice captain gave the order, they are just as culpable as the grunt who pulled the trigger

You know they only did it because they got jewed by the ICC over that incident with Rabada after he got some big shot "Human Rights" lawyer to explain to everyone how it would be racist to apply the rules equally to a poor oppressed black man.

What did he mean by this?

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they served 12 month suspensions which is pretty harsh

I agree, mum made me kebab and chicken sandwich, quite comfy

Reckon my mum mogs your mums in cooking

161 in 17 overs

DOABLE?

>OFF-SIDE

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Bannedcroft = who cares. Warner = scum of the Earth hope he dies in an acid bath stocking vinegar in aisle 7 at Woolies. Smoth = lovable, misunderstood autist.

ugh, it's gonna be England winning the CWC and Argentina winning the Copa América, isn't it?

kek

Old mate Monty would like a word.

Wasn't it France who invented Cricket? Or Russia I don't remember

They do it all the time in the IPL

I have no idea what you are on about. Breathe deep and count to 10, then try again.

kek

So if captain tells bancroft to jump off a cliff bancroft does it? The only person to blame is Bancroft and he isn't playing, we're a clean team dick head.

Yup that goal shouldn’t have stood

Why don't the continentals play cricket, lads?

Slowkes is going to get battered in the last 10. I can see it now.

stop being a racist, lad.
we dont do that here in /cric/

what, no
basically every sport was invented by england

>not thanking for indoor plumbing

CONFIRMED POO

Is Bancroft still a chance of returning to the Australian squad based on form?

>156 from 97

I only like them because they ball tampered

>KNOCKS HIM OVER, WITH PACE, REAL PACE, RIGHT THROUGH THE ENGLISH CAPTAIN

is that a good tournament?

It's not my fault you don't know anything about the history surrounding the event you're pretending to be an expert on.

nah not really, harris has done pretty well as an opener and we have warner back

neither of those will happen

If I pay a hitman to kill someone, am I at fault? The answer is yes, both me and the hitman are murderers.

Can an Aussie explain this phenomenon?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Michael Vaughan admitted to ball tampering in his auto.

ever notice how /cric/ threads these days lack the elite humour of years past

>Indian gifting set advert on UK TV

This gets me irrationally mad.

Imagine being named r/pant

>we're a clean team
reminder that australians unironically believe this

niggers need to start actually pushing to make runs, lazy jogging when they could push out 2

Clearly he's more of a fan of test cricket

India must be behind the DLS right? How about a cheeky thunderstorm.

Got to tap into that illegal streamer market

poor abos sniff gas in remote communities. Ha ha do you feel better about yourself now?

based, enjoy lad

abos like sniffing petrol

>auto
He's a part time rickshaw wallah?

>comments disabled
There used to be some good ones there, shame

>niggers
do you know where you are?

warner is legitimately 70 iq though, steve smith was just thrown under the bus
I mean during their ban faf got done what twice and so did the sri lankan captain. Thats leadership being involved when the fucking captain is the one doing it. The media just didn't latch on because after 20 years there was finally something they could pin down.

What a retarded seethe.

deano my son

Reckon England need a wicket

LEG SPINNER TO LEFT HANDER BAD IDEA

youtu.be/eIv0VGfLh3g

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Wouldn't that make you an accesory to murder?

England have finally EXPOSED India and the bearded fraud that Kohli is

...

kek. made me laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=TtaWtAxHVsw

Do you need an answer to that?

Hiroshima kun why are you watching kuriketo?

He's a pajeet

>implying im japanese
truly room temp IQ at play here

yes those were the daze

BASED HITMAN

when abos in rural communities can't afford the $6 to buy a hot roast chicken that they rip the spine out and take turns fucking, they buy a few dollars of petrol to sniff, there are also community announcements about the dangers of sleeping in the middle of the road (not joking) long haul truckers run over a few boongs now and then and the cops just shrug and say carry on because half of them don't even know their last own last name let alone have ID

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Rohitnol

Aussie seethe = Acquired
Thanks for the (You)s boys :)

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Pant is a meme kek

wtf pant chill the fuck out

Pant is a legend meme man

Np

Bit sad they need to make something like this, really.

RRR10

If they do win its gonna be a miracle

>Pant

You're welcome. Got a few myself.

Just sad really. Shame on the white aussies for not taking better care of them

GONE GOT HIM FUCK OFF PAJEET

BASED Woakes
India spokes falling

BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES BASED WOAKES

game over ;)

so are we through and pakistan out now?

I reckon India can do this.

>they're not even trying to win
lol