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dana, ufc, mma and heem getting mogged by box lmao

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cuddle championships

Khabib outgrapples Demian Maia.

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Schaub is based ALAWYS

how many times did hung joe unload in Olivi tonight?

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marreta will fold jones like a beach towel

Jones has 20 in composure.

I dont mind this thread. Weve already won the war.

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>Artem actually got his respect in the end
Honestly good for him

How long untill you run out of foldable objects

I unironically fucking love artem now

He went from being the biggest joke in combat sports to being a hero, thats how unlikable Paul Malignaggi is.

His stock is currently higher than Goobers

marreta will fold jones like a dumpling

>Reminder
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
Brendan Schaub: Brown Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: 0 rank
Francis Ngannou: 0 rank
Stipe Miocic: 0 rank
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj

Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu


UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES
Notable exceptions:
1)Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
2)GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan

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>july 6th it will be...
*transcends the metaphysical realm to channel the prophecy foretold by the gods of the hammer*
>HEEM DAY

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mousasi beats jones

one of my favorite posts
made smile
glad you (assuming it's you) fixed it by greentexting heem but i think it would be even better if you would write it like this:

>... heemday

because HEEMDAY sounds like he is shouting but he is not
he is calm and collected

Give me one reason he isn't your boy, let me give you an extra reason to boy him: youtube.com/watch?v=_ctgIJBhS_g

Your point, dumbass?

> Give me one reason he isn't your boy
he got smashed by mousasi

cormier, rumble and gustafsson all blatantly ducked mousasi, too

why doesn't nganndou just go to boxing and KO all his opponents

he could KO in one punch for real

>says fuck you to the ufc for banning a guy he wants to fight instead of letting him settle it in the ring
>brings class to the most redneck of sports
>shit talks MMA pay structure and makes 6 figures in boxing
>shows everyone that having 2 of boxing's 172 belts means nothing by being up a guy who says beat up your training partner
>natty and not a cut baby
Truly the hero we deserve.

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Go eat kangaroo steaks

gustafsson ducked mousasi UFC on Fuel TV 9
cormier ducked mousasi ufc 200
rumble ducked mousasi ufc 206

>tfw you're happy knowing your boy pretty much retired and won't have to endure any ko's anymore and will be considered one of the very best to ever do it

it's a bittersweet feel because i wanted him to have one more run for the strap, but his body simply can't take it anymore so it's good he won't be taking shots to the head anymore and will have his brain health mostly intact so he can watch his kids grow up

his pace, his endurance is still unrivalled especially for a heavyweight

the way he destroyed bork is legendary

based cayenne

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He'll be remembered as one of the best talents who never really did it to ever do it

He's a former champion, what else do you want him to do

If only he had stronger knees

Fixed fight, they're really pushing the first round ko meme for nbuba

Mousasi is an overrated can

Cheeky 100€ for Gamebred, what do you think?

Mousasi ducked the entire ufc roster to get shitcanned by a fake brazilian

>Viva México, brown pride worldwide, andale andale
>barely can speak spanish and almost dies fighting in D.F.

Isnt he going into prowrestling? Apparently thats just as taxing on body if not more so than mma

A hell of a lot more for GOAT status

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Early Stoppage

He is going to lucha in mexico where the style is more grappling and submissions so they have guys in their 50's competing.

dernfag, you are alive? Really thought you heemed yourself after Dern revealed she wasnt just dating a nigger but also had a career ending pregnancy with the fella

right now in the ufc all the fighters have the same martial arts education.No matter the fighter we're watching the same thing all over again. All the fights stylistically are either of kickboxing or bjj which is kinda boring and also Cynthia Rothrock is more talented than the 97% of the ufc fighters

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Yeah, DC was just praying to allah

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>He's gonna knock this guy out... he is. He's gonna knock him out, Thiago Santos is going to knock out Jon Jones

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>*Mogs your PPV numbers and fight purse*

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>Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Huh?

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Lads if Santos heems Jones on heem day, what do we do? July 6th will now always be known as heem day, but would this make the occasion even bigger?

I really dunno. It would be amazing to say the least.

The guy that was gunshy and terrified to throw with Derrick Lewis is going to clean out boxing's hw division?

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I realized how much i miss Goldie, after hearing Mican Bisping talk about himself for two hours straight yesterday

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boxing is literally not even a real sport

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE JABBED HIM


He's here all week buddeh.

239 isnt really that good desu. this is the best card the ufc could come up with for fight week??

>heem unironically picked dos santos to win
NGANNOU HEEMS JONES AND DC. Also did anyone get all the picks right?

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Based

when others have 1,3,5th degree black belt in bjj you think this big mouth has every right to feel well educated by fighting cans and having only 1 fight in the ufc? I dont know man

Magumbo loses the rematch

fug off lad, I picked Ngannu

It's a great card and contender for card of the year.
>santos, jones, holm, nunes, funky ben, masvidal, diego, luke cockhold
It's great. Every fight on the main card is great.

Pieced up by a jiu jitsu man.
Best win is over a professional wrestler recovering from a life-threatening illness.
One shot by Magumbo.
Flatlined by JDS.

He wasn't a can, but he wasn't anywhere near the hype.

>this
Main and Co-main are shit. Most exciting fight on PPV will be Diego Sanchez and Chiesa? Wtf

I watched the jones vitor fight the other day. Goldie is an idiot.

yes i do remember your picks fin but i bet you got all the others wrong, also imagine ngannou hitting those leg kicks on jones skinny legs. would paralyze him

>right now in the ufc all the fighters have the same martial arts education
Nope

>All the fights stylistically are either of kickboxing or bjj
Wrong again

>Cynthia Rothrock is more talented than the 97% of the ufc fighters
Huh? Who? Fuck off

I did and i saw atleast 3 or 4 others with the same picks

You couldve written a job application in the time it took you to make these.

Its sunday arschloh

My dream timeline
>DC beats Stipe again (but by submission because I can't stand seeing Stipe flushed)
>DC beats Ngannou
>Jon Jones moves up to heavyweight to prove his p4p GOAT status
>has to fight Ngannou first
>gets KTFO'd by Ngannou
>DC retires
>Jon Jones spends the rest of his career fighting heavyweights in an attempt to redeem himself
>loses to Mark Hunt
>tests positive

He couldnt. Thats why.

I got menifield, pichel, benavidez and ngannu. still goofd af tho. no goofs allowed.

Ok mohammed

Stop caring about Jones.

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Only Ngannou has a chance against jones, he's basically the same monkey arms, except he's got the touch of death. Jones will never fight ngannou, the cokehead is too smart and knows he would be slept. I wish jones moved up earlier and was heavyweight champ so we would see ngannou vs jones, now jones will never move up once ngannou eventually becomes champ.

I've always wondered what if I was put in a cage with DC but after he got the headkick from Jones and was concussed. Would I win? Or could concussed Cormier beat me in a fight?

Jones seems to be completely satisfied fighting cans in LH

Why do people act as if Jones is unbeatable? Fucking Gustaffson took him to the brink.

Can anyone post some ncannou vs Dos Santos webm pretty please?

He would beat you like you could beat a 10 year old after being really drunk.

kinda cringe bro.

I did okay but it wasn't even really worth doing.

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I love that Schaub being a retard is a joke among his own friends

Anyone ever met a UFC fighter irl? I met Cain and he's definitely not 6ft 2. I'm 5ft 11.5 and he was the same height as me, but his hands completely engulfed mine and he's got a big block head

he's not unbeatable, i'm almost certain ngannou would tko/ko him. Without his reach, he's nothing. Gustaffson proved that in the first fight. Imagine ngannou leg kicking jones skinny calves like he did to junior last night. His twig legs would break in half. He's the one person who i'd bet on beating jones but it's never happening. Also FUCK ROCCO. I should have known he was a meme when you fags started picking him.

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Jones is the Mayweather of MMA. Padded record of cans, doesn't take fights short notice, picks his opponents carefully. Really going for the undefeated record. Too bad it's gone.

Always follow the american, he always doubles his money every event. Ferguson/Yan and Ngannou/anders, i didn't follow him for this one because anders was on a losing streak but i should have known his opponent was an amateur can.

>turning your back to this man

Ranallo/ Rutten is the final pill.

>.5
sounds like a little kid saying he's 6 AND A HALF
I met fighters at this event
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This. He can continue fighting cans for the next 5 years, he's always be known as the guy who cheated and was too scared to fight men his own size at heavyweight.

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Lmao

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Are these lads genetically superior? Niggas is absolute units. What's gonna happen when the garbage European countries import enough of them into the breeding pits? At least "we" have strongmen far-right guys?

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He's not listed as 6'2 though? he's listed as 6'0 which is about right. He's got neanderthal skull and hands though.

Usually I just round up 6 foot but I wanted to emphasise that Cain is nowhere near 6'2

Is he now as big of a draw as Conrad and will UFC 242 break record numbers?
Or is Khabib already irrelevant?

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Martins Licis reclaimed the WSM for America this year.

>that one guy who bet all of his money on JDS
>everyone who was saying "He's the best pure striker in the UFC"
I will never understand the nuthug for such a bum

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He had the opportunity to be, but be chose to sit out like the scared little bitch he is 24/7

He's listed as 6ft 1 and a half

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/box/ is back thanks to this.

Really want to see a face off between Ngannou and DC. Feel like it could actually do decent PPV buys if Cormier gets past stipe again. Just imagine the ultimate dad bod/personality vs Ngannou

>ngannou beats a flushed JDS and now dumb niggers think he can beat jones
step away from the keyboard.

Dude Jones doesnt need his reach he can kick and wrestle. Also leg thickness is overrated.

I wonder if Jones could wrestle him to a victory. Back in the day he was really good. Bader etc

Nice I wonder if the big bois were there. They need to stop shooting it in the summer and then airing it December.

>best boxer in the ufc
>gets btfo by sheer force

Didn't really have a choice did he

roberts fucked so many picks kek. No one bothered to look into that fight and realize he's a can and was fighting a legit ufc fighter.

Mayweather is an actual genius. Jones benefits from size disparities.

Boxing is way more developed than MMA. Jones benefitted from facing dumb dumbs stuck in the stone age.

Ngannou has been improving his cardio/wrestling after the stipe fight, he's too strong for jones and will catch him coming in.

Cain has never had a good record and no idea why anyone rates this guy highly.
>4 fights on his record are against JDS/Big Foot

joseph benavidez belongs on a p4p ufc list over the women

Hes not a heavyweight.

He said he could beat Wilder in a boxing match before this fight and then got finished by wild looping punches in his own sport.

No he didnt

He is a good striker. In his time he was probably better than Ngannou.

Not a fan of jbj but yikes

Im a pussy for not putting money down

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>picking some can over based Maia
You deserved it

Yeah, 5 years ago grandpa.

Jones isnt that good. Ngannou is a nightmare matchup for him.

Um...best boxer? Did you not watch the fight?

>Mayweather is an actual genius
I'd love to hear an indepth analysis of how someone so seemingly retarded managed to make a billion dollars swerving fists.

How would jds do in bareknuckle?

the greatest myth in the ufc is that they made you believe these fighters have many experience in mma,tons of mma education and belts

From Jessica Eye wiki: (Style : Boxing, Muay Thai, Wrestling, Brazilian jiu-jitsu)

Of course there aren't any certificates that Eye have mastered any of these styles all this times,just these are styles,her rank is zero

1) Boxing:What do you think about her level? Amateur?Did she improve her boxing over this time? No,she just spends 24/7 posting on twitter
2) Muay Thai: I've never seen a single elbow of Jessica Eye in any of her fights so far
3)Wrestling/bjj lol are u kiddin me?Shevchenko heem'd her on the ground too before the head kick

This is why my Rothrock list is so important cuz exposes the fakes

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Ok Cassandra.

It doesnt matter how much you improve your wrestling, sprawls and underhooks are only one aspect of wrestling.

No, he had the option to avoid the suspension but didn't because of his goat fucking code of ethics or some shit.

Its tawlf to look like the best boxer in the ufc when youre going against giga niga

>mgoomba beats jbj
Ahh lawdy

everything you post is autistic and retarded.

never post again

JDS is such a fucking can. Jesus Christ.

I feel really sorry for Formiga, really should've had a title shot by now and instead loses to the same person again. I bet that's the worst feeling for a fighter to lose to the same guy again years later.

Its because he was dominant and fairly wellrounded.

Yeah he did.

listen here hans, you don't know shit about MMA you jones and anthony joshua nuthugger.
cope

Yeah im thinking greece is a fag

Because he would get beat by no namesnin boxing

Bandwagooner

Nope

>rating a bulky striker who's last two wins were against flushed aging cans who folded in the first round for giant paychecks
yeah ngannou is a munster fer shure

Ngannou heems wilder in 1 round

he's shit, no power, no strength. Decent counter punching but with no power, he gets no respect and heem'd

Doesnt matter. Back then he was better. His cardio now is shit by comparison.

I dont know Google is your friend.

Basically, he is really good at hugging and has good footwork. Ridiculous right hand too. Been trained by the best since forever. Excellent cardio.

greece dilate

Rocco did so much better against Maia than a lot of people.

>le pieced up by a bjj hue man
>le called cardio but doesnt train for altitude and gasses out in a round man
>le represents mexico but was born in america and cant even speak proper spanish man
>le heavyweight goat but isnt as good as dc or werdum man
cringe

are u a fan of Jessica,Brexit?

no I don't mean his boxing. he didn't make as much money as he did for being a good boxing. i think there's ingenious marketing going on and i doubt he's the mastermind of it all.

Tick tock Dana

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No it isnt. His haymaker was vomical as was his subsequent backturn.

Looked terrible against Lewis too.

>Bend over user
What do /heem/?

Nasrat vs Silva now that's a good fight.

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>loses to my balls are hot

JDS isnt that gone yet. Its just that heavyweight is so Bad they cant punish him for his sloppiness.

>Everybody expected blaydes to wrestlefuck ngannou.
>Everbody expected cain to outcardio ngannou.
>Everybody expected jds to outbox ngannou.
He knocked all 3 out in less than half a round COMBINED

jones is a heightbabby/reachbabby
there is zero danger at 205 aka where 185ers go once theyre flushed

He is better than those guys but not really.

Basically he hasnt fought enough to to be the goat. He was good though.

Guy is a smart dude. Dont let his illiteracy fool you, he got his priorities straight. I think its cuz he saw his dead turn into a crackhead or something and he became determined to not fuck up like that.

>mfw it's real
YANG 2020 LETS GO

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This. Wasn't he always getting fucking injured in training? I remember he had a heart attack.
>hyped up after many wins and winning the belt
>lost belt because he didn't train for altitude against a meme BJJ fighter
>disappeared for a while
>got a win here and there
>takes on Mugabe as an old fighter
>knees give out
What could've been.

why is he getting spammed here, whats the story with that dude

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Irrelevant. He didnt really ko them desu.

Blaydes is the unluckiest of them all. He clearly has the skills but lost one to doctor stoppage and the other one to regular stoppage.

shouldve been a draw, that fight was absolute trash by both fighters

Mark Hunt vs Jon Jones would actually be an amazing fight. Imagine the buildup. This might be the first time Mark might talk shit.

Meme candidate who watches mma (he has tweeted about recent fights from Cain, Wonderboy, etc..) and one of his policy platforms is unionizing mma fighters. He has had Leslie Smith speak at his campaign rallies even.

Ngannou will dissapoint again

most of the people only want to see him lose

It's insane that Ngannou still hasn't been tested since the Stipe fight (forgetting about the Lewis fight). I mean he's been in there with genuinely tough competition, but literally no one has forced him to work past the first minute. This is partially a credit to Ngannou, but it also leaves a lot of questions as to how much he really has improved since he got humiliated. Keep in mind he knocked out Reem and less-flushed Arlovski to get to this point, both skilled fighters.

Easy matchup for Jones but Mark is a tank and with low kicks and bodyshots he could murder Jones. Hed be a nightmare to hold down.

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Meh. He moves well. Thats big.

That 'haymaker' was literally a cm away from landing, it wasnt a bad punch to throw but Ngannou is just that good at pullcounters.

But would Hunt fight in the UFC anymore? Maybe with some ludicrous amount of money yes.

It was a bad punch to throw because he was completely off balance after missing.

Also Ngannou grazed his brainstem. Hardly a perfect counter.

This
>UFC has a vacuum at the top
>no major star power fighters like Connor or Ronda
>Ngannou gets tamed by Stipe
>scared to clash with Lewis after
>Dana feeds him old hasbeen fighters to revive his hype.
Everyone knew Cain and JDS were old and past their prime, they've both been super fucked up and their bodies are worn. When was the last time Cain or JDS fought and put on a show?
Lewis was fresh and becoming a big threat, Ngannou never pushed it because he was scared to engage since his fight with Stipe.

That one was easy, formiga fucked it for me

This.
>throws punch
>off balance
>immediately give up the back
terrible.

You have to ask: just how good is Stipe Miocic?

ngannou would beat jds 5/10 times. because it's 50:50 with the swinging heavyweights.

>most of the people only want to see him lose
Khabib confirmed to be the Mayweather of MMA.

Lewis is a big fatso with who gases, but he can throw. Ngannou never pushed it that fight, fucking Lewis was doing kicks lol.

Werdum would destroy ngannou

Hes good but he showed sloppiness in the Ngannou fight.

Basically that fight was mostly Ngannou thinking he can bulldoze everybody. Wrong.

kek. blaydes is shit. his victory over cain was a fluke due to a pre-existing injury, the fight should've never even happened. JDS has been flushed for years.

He can never be as big of a draw as Conor simply because he's Muslim, but he doesn't really need to. He has already accomplished more in MMA than Cocainor and will go down in history as one of the best MMA grapplers of all time and the LW GOAT while Canor will be remembered as "that guy who got raped by Khabib".

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10/10 times. Ngannou has good distance control which goes well with his monkey arms and he knows he outreaches everyone he fights so when shit like this does happen, the haymakers heavyweights throw will miss and ngannou will land and ko them. He always stands right outside their reach but in reach for himself to land a perfect counter.

calm, cool and collected, he's ready to heem Jones.

No. Werdum has dogshit defense.

Werdum is currently working at a petrol station. He's done.

>Basically that fight was mostly Ngannou thinking he can bulldoze everybody. Wrong.
This, his ego was through the fucking roof at that point. No ground game, outboxed. I've noticed a lot of big niggas tire out super fast, especially with a wrestler on them, they just give up. Ngannou was a broken man after that fight, and you could tell Dana was livid because he wanted Ngannou to be his new hype meme fighter.

Was she known before joining the UFC or something?

I watched the fights but as we all know, the results are not really important. Can you guys tell me who won the stories of the fights yesterday and how?

>Jon Jones has no kids

>krautlet thinks ngannou needs to land clean to be effective
Jds fell off balance because he realized he was about to get countered and awkwardly jumped out of the way

No offense but youre dumb.

Ngannou cant take flush shots from JDS either. JDS at his best uses jabs and moves well. He could easily spark Ngannou. However, in this fight he was more sloppy than Ngannou so it was clear that he was more likely to lose.

This. I'm pretty sure Connor didn't care and was only there to shill his whiskey. He looked awful going into that fight, no fire, fucked up skin and face. He got humiliated in that fight.

>jon jones only has girls
truly cucked, his 1 loss will not be removed, he will not be "undefeated" kek

she has like 268k instagram followers lol, Polyana Viana heemed her tho

That fight was like the discovery channel. Large animal wasted energy and the smaller predator swoops in and feast on his exhausted foe.

only that he’s a cutbaby

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Dude watch the Lewis fight. He was hilariously bad.

He must be sparring with guys who let him get away with too much.

How come? Just looks?

Current jds loses 10/10 times, you're clueless if you think otherwise. That haymaker never lands. Ngannou is a counterpuncher, he always stays out of range like he did last night. Prime JDS imo wins 4/10 times but overall loses. Strikers aren't beating ngannou, simple as that.

yeah i mean she's pretty cute

>mark hunt is a yuuuge nightmare for jon for sure!!!

Are we pretending again /heem/?

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So was Gleison Tibau.

my new huefu

are people still rating Mark fucking Hunt around here? jesus christ...

You must think Ngannou is some godlike striker.

Strikers stand a better chance than grapplers. Grapplers will get stuffed and duck onto an uppercut.

Prime JDS was like a smaller but faster Ngannou.

>Khabib confirmed to be the Mayweather of MMA.
Everyone hates Mayweather because hes a cocky retarded midget nigger who thinks he can fight. Khabib can and has fought the best, everyone wants to see him lose because hes a muslim.

*hires someone to actually monitor his diet*
*makes weight 3 times in a row*
*wins*

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Arent half of the top 15 heavyweights at att?

For sure stipe ducked into every uppercut

i want to see him lose because he's a muslim AND a massive faggot that even his voice annoys me

Yea Forums isnt the world dummy. Most people dont care about religion.

Stipe is a striker. Think Cain Velasquez or Blaydes.

Your little cuckbox isn’t the world. A huge part of the world does in fact care about religion even if just for social capital

Stipe is a wrestleboxer who wrestled Ngannou and had zero issues even nakedly shooting for a takedown

Who would win: Ngannou vs 10 gorilas?

Licis is unironically a basedboy.
Still likeable, though.
I'm surprised he beat Thor. Maybe Thor had an off year this year. I haven't followed it closely.

Tawlf cawll, b

*wins*

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why did they stop doing these
they were fun
dc is my boy (i no lol) but jon saying "i'm not going to bicker with this child" made me kek

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*loses to CANvidal*

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>gets hyped for the big nig after a couple of wins only to drop him and call him a bum when he loses again

As a big Khabib fan, I feel nothing but respect for Askren. He's going to molest George, but ultimately he will never be champ, because even though he's a more skilled wrestler than Marty, he does not posses the physical attributes to outgrapple him.

>b-but muh D1 credentials!
Yeah, Woodley had those too. Marty made him look like a paraplegic child and Woodley is the second most physically developed fighter in the division.

hopefully by heem day

No flawls, B. streamable.com/hvq2i

Poor Tigger.

>literally the strongest man in the world
>get called a soiboy by some dork on 4channel

What did he mean by this?

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Deal with it, pussy.

achmed you are really cringy

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I think "Strength" is a euphemism for steroid injections into the skull.

>As a big Khabib fan

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ufc stoped doing a lot of fun things for the fans because they know retards will still buying ppvs

>Daren

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You insult me. I would never buy a fucking switch. PC masterrace for life.

Show me one person that hates Khabib for being Muslim.

I dunno man I think his boxing and kicking was what won him the fight. It allowed him to take the guy down. Later on sure but early on his striking enabled him to do it.

>because even though he's a more skilled wrestler than Marty, he does not posses the physical attributes to outgrapple him.
Askren made an entire collegiate wrestling career out of not having the physical attributes to outwrestle someone but doing it anyways

>W-Woodley
Woodley pulled for a guillotine and let Snoozeman lay on top of him twice, his shitty cardio never recovers

for one Askren won NCAA D1 Champs and Woodley never did better than 7th place

Lads, only 6 days until....

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yeah for sure the 15 minutes of top control was because of his munster kicks my guy for sure ngannou ripped him with an uppercut every chance on a takedown

Dude Askren shits on Woodley in wrestling. He is also stron as an ox.

Usman didnt really overpower Woodley he only landed like 2 takedowns. Woodley is a frontrunner desu.

Breaking LMAO news

!1 khabib just tested positive!!

explain this meme pls

Post the Ngannou webm. You know the one.

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>Show me one person that hates Khabib for being Muslim.
Me. That’s not the point anyways. Religion is a fierce driver of decisionmaking globally

...

Wrestling in MMA is different. GSP, with no formal wrestling background, outwrestled NCAA champs that had been in wrestling programs from childhood.

MMA is a different sport. Ask Aaron Pico.

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Turbocringe

>niggers still in denial over my boy Kamarudeen
You will see, you will all see and then you will recognize him as the wrestleking of the division.

Not an argument. Also got saved from being choked lifeless by Maia by Leon Roberts

junior could've rolled back and pulled guard
heartlet

for all the killers and the 100 dollar billers...

Aaron Pico and all of the wrestlers that GSP beat are CTEtards that fell in love with their hands or Jon Fitch who had a losing record in D1

I got you stuck off the heem ness

your crew is a featherweight

>Show me one person that hates Khabib for being Muslim
pretty sure the rest of Russia barely acknowledges him or even hates him.

He landed takedowns against them but its not like he really controlled all of them effortlessly. GSP wrestling is way different than an Usman or Askren because he sets it up way better than either of them with his jab and feints

Junior is anything but a heartlet, put some respect on his name

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There's no such thing as halfway Goobs

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>tfw finna go to ufc abu dhabi
thank allah my uncke lives there
khabib BOMAYE

haha epic

how are you guys preparing yourselves for the upcoming heem day?

Top kek

Go fuck yourself

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Jon Jones (c) vs. Thiago Santos
Amanda Nunes (c) vs. Holly Holm
Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
Jan Błachowicz vs. Luke Rockhold
Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa

Your thoughts on this week's PPV?

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Who gets heemed on heem day?

>First BT Sport UFC PPV

Hard pass for me until I can find a torrent

The fans

I feel like chiesa should easily win but somehow wont

>Jon Jones (c) vs. Thiago Santos
7/10, only because the GOAT is fighting a literal bum
>Amanda Nunes (c) vs. Holly Holm
WMMA/10, gtfo
>Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
9.5/10, prolly will be wrestlefucking but who cares, even the slight chance that Masvidal heems Askren makes this the best fight we've had since Khabib v Conor in terms of maymay potential
>Jan Błachowicz vs. Luke Rockhold
7/10, Cockhold is based
>Diego Sanchez vs. Michael Chiesa
5/10, retire already Sanchez

all in all bretty good, amazing for 2019 standards but a decade ago this would have been average at best in terms of star power

Jones win, Nunes win. Don't care about the rest.
I hate Jones but Thiago is more of a brawler, he almost got KO'd last fight, not to technical. Hes going to be chasing Jones all night and getting kicked/elbowed for it.
Nunes beat the shit out of ronda and cyborg like a man would, Holly is good at boxing but idk how she'll take the hits.

rude.

how much would it cost you?

This, current UFC has no stars that have been tested. Jon Jones is an unlikeable faggot because of his tactics and that hit and run.

>5/10, retire already Sanchez
chiesa is getting exposed m8

Only Dana haters can shit on that card.

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£19.95 ontop of a BT sport subscription that recently increased in price

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET ON BASED BURGER? TELL ME IN ADVANCE, HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR 4K, BOOKIES MUST HATE YOU.

>Jorge Masvidal vs. Ben Askren
cant wait to see masdivals face after ben humps him for 15 minutes and embarrasses him in the post fight interview

Jorge is going to be eating a 2 piece and a biscuit

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Masvidal can wrestle. Good cardio. Hits hard. Good hands and footwork. Good chance of victory.

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Masvidal is gonna fight askren the same way rocco fought maia

Santos can kick. Who is the last kicker that Jones has defeated?

Stop replying to everyone you fucking retard

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Kamaru is the best. However theres no evidence he wrestles better than Askren. Better fighter maybe not better wrestler.

Jon Jones
Nunes
Askren
Blachowicz
Sanchez

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HW unironically has more cans in the top 15 then any other division

Based gus

Fight was over after round 1.

I took this advice.

True. Then again
>oblique kick to the knee over and over by Jones.
Jones is a lanky nigger who runs, I want Santos to win badly but Jones has faggy tactics.

WMMA would like a word with you.

I really hope Bones doesn't take this seriously and fucks off again, but the difference is that he's older this time and his reaction time has slowed down drastically.
Of course, what would probably happen is Santos is gonna eat a thousand jabs and upward elbow as he chases Jones around the octagon.

Askren is literally the goat, undefeated, endless cardio, decent striking, can crush watermelons with his grip, chin for days and he looks like a greek god

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are you getting pussy?

>I wonder if Jones could wrestle him to a victory
Jon's best take downs come from the clinch (similar to how Cain's are against the cage ) so wrestling wouldn't be smart

Could a headkick from Ngannou kill a person?

>jones age 31
>santos age 35

this was the july 2009 ppv

Brock Lesnar (c) def. Frank Mir (ic)
Georges St-Pierre (c) def. Thiago Alves
Dan Henderson def. Michael Bisping
Jon Fitch def. Paulo Thiago
Yoshihiro Akiyama def. Alan Belcher

Mark Coleman def. Stephan Bonnar
Jon Jones def. Jake O'Brien
Jim Miller def. Mac Danzig
Dong Hyun Kim def. TJ Grant
Tom Lawlor def. C.B. Dollaway
Shannon Gugerty def. Matt Grice

>the absolute state of mma thots

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Jones is a senior citizen in fight years

Want to go back

>south korea
shut up u fucking gook nigger you don't belong here.

When did the UFC become shit? i need an exact moment in time.

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>Blachowicz
WRONG, DUKE COCKHOLD SHALL REIGN SUPREME ONCE AGAIN.

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USADA

After Connor won the 2nd belt nothing else was as hype.
Also iirc a lot of decent fighters left because they make jackshit money wise in the UFC.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ik2lz7LPJ38

BEN'S A BEAST FER SHURE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_157

Why this one?

Ultimate Farting Championship

>his victory over cain was a fluke
Kongo outstruck prime Cain and had him repeatedly rocked

>2013
>attendance: 13k
>total gate: 13.50191
cursed

>and moves well
his footwork is dogshit it's why he always gets backed against the cage

I've never had to pay for pussy and on June 30th I'm not about to start.

When is tim kennedy coming back

6 years later and liz carmouche is still headlining cards

I can't believe this bros. I'll never be a big thick dark chocolate african god like Francis. Why is life so unfair? Why even go on living if only as a frail measly whiteboi?

To watch americans post posts like this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Shevchenko_vs._Carmouche
this is literally insulting to fans in uruguay

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Fuck. Welp. Hope he does even more cocaine these days.

Lol. I used to watch Mac Danzig train in West LA. Jesus, that felt like a century ago.

He's not a good fighter though.

>prime cain
put your helmet back on m8

Indonesia is a gay country full of gays so no I won't be reading your gay post.

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that steroidfreak gave up when he got the chance to do so

I mean he's not wrong though

i wouldn't drive an hour to orlando to watch that valentina card with free tickets

>WMMA
gtfo

I mean he actually moves unlike many. But yeah, he is hardly perfect.

Kongo was what the UFC was trying to sell as Ngannou 1.0 lol

I mean Cain has weird defense but he does duck in for takedowns so theres that.

>Guy who made this post
>13th degree black belt in Autism

Imagine being black and not being a beefcake jock. It must be suicide tier to be a skinny bl*ck boilet.

Ngannou is tall as fuck Jones might actually shoot for doubles this time.

>larp this hard

first time visiting heem since ages. Who is this annoying mohammed with a kraut flag? Holy fuck, if I ever start posting regularly again people will mistake me for your autistic ass...

Calendar are you taking the picks for the PPV?

I know how you feel.
>Will never be part of a culture
>will never have a big family and have cookouts
>just live inside on a computer

Good, now fuck off back to whereever you went hans.

Just be American

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Jones will control ngannou with kicks.
Keep the distance and eventually catch him with a Lyoto vs belfort tier front kick.

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Casual.

lol, calling one of the GOATs a can is just ignant, dawg

Gomad+SS

this. jones superior movement and grappling will give him dominance in controlling range and pace. then you factor in the wrestling threat.

jones heems ngannou on the feet, it wouldn't even be competitive.

Anglos were a mistake

Niggoomba is a can. He tkos some flushed HWs and you instantly think "woah, he beats jon jones!" The sand farmer lost to stipe. No, stipe took his soul and he gave one of the worst performances since Kimbo vs Dada 5000. This guy is a can and he'll be flushed versus any non-bum competition.

Jones will get his hands broken in a minute. His thin arms wouldn't be able to withstand such power

HW's the shallowest division by far. Stipe is the best all-rounder and one of the few that hasn't fought like a retard.

>imagine being on the Nog train when Stipe fought him

please dont chill here bro...

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No way
Show tickets

Hi. Im Mustafa. Whats your name. :)

We're cave dwellers with no melanin who can't be out in the sun for long. Every year summer kills me. And all our genes are not dominant so we're dying out.

>schmo with the ho and the pro

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and the slower, shorter weaker and overall much worse version of Ngannou was still hurting a prime unbroken Cain

Jones hasnt heemed anyone in his career other than DC.

autism

I hope Frankie Edgar manages to beat Holloway just so we can see Cejudo become the quadruple C

Yee looks a lot like the kind of girls colby films himself with for those retarded instagram vids

Is mugumba killing your vibe? I'll fuck him up

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Abdullah here
salam aleikum brother

he will get it done against a guy who gasses halfway through the second round for sure.

Tbf Kongo wasnt slower. Nor shorter. Lol.

But yeah Cain merked him. Getting hurt doesnt matter winning does.

Cheick Kongo has to cut weight for all his fights and he is 6'4" and on steroids

youtu.be/iEY4TnW4Gdk

good

That first round of stipe vs Ngannou was exciting as h*ck

>literal ar*bs posting from europudge flags
Not even funny in a "haha take that for calling me juan" kind of way, just plain cringe.

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a pornstar??

whack move bro, killing my vibe, not cool!

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Wa alaikum salaam my brother :)

Problem is Jones hasnt shown defensive skills that dont rely on being longer. I wonder if his defense will suddenly turn to shit once he realizes he cant just frame with both arms while running backwards everytime Ngannou comes close. Has he ever slipped or ducked a punch? I know he did it against Machida once. Not exactly Nganmou.

Francis Ngannou has beaten
Curtis blaydesx2
Cain Velasquez
Alistair Overeem
Andrei Arlovski
JDS

Very well could be the GOAT

>not being muslim in the year of 1440
lmao at all these wrestlets

I was thinking it would be awkward to see her interviewing Formiga if he won, but then I remembered she didn't interview Pettis after he beat Joe so it wouldn't happen.
youtu.be/JE27Ie0deGs

i hate muslims

he got clipped by Nelson's only punch, pretty slow my man

>Nor shorter
>2 inches shorter
t.reachlet

Mogumbougbab

Are there any in brasil?

jones has superior grappling. he obviously likes to fight on the outside, but he can just fight on the inside and control ngannou in the clinch, lots of elbows and body shots i'd imagine.

like 5

Jones would leg kick and wrestle nigannou to death

This dude is a Mexican roleplayer lmao. He’s going to do wrestling next bahaha virgin

I swear, Benavidez Vs Formiga and Ngannou V JDS were rigged. UFC is pride now

i agree with all points, this post is heem personified if you disagree with this guy then leave my fucking board.

Ever met one ?

>agreeing with the dutchfag who whines about chael sonnen every thread

>and thats a good thing
Just be happy you can make some money betting on rigged fights. Stop complaining.

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This

he may be a faggot at times but in this post hes correct about everything

what is the status of relations between /heem/ and /cric/?

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He's a cutbabby.

Honestly you're right. I guess I'm betting on Memebender against my boy now

He's from Latvia, though.

my uncle works with a "converted" one dude has a trash ass "beard" and doesn't eat pork

they better watch their fucking step or we'll be relegating them to Yea Forums as well.

he's a faggot 24/7, he said heem ruined his life once lol

Imagine if someone had told you 8 years ago that there would be a guy who knocked out both Cain Velasquez and JDS back to back.

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That's an anomaly, though, because GSP has unreal fight IQ and is a freak athlete. A normal elite-tier athlete couldn't succeed the way he did.

has picksfag started his thing yet?

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JDS slipped

JUST HOW GOOD IS STIIIIIPEEE!!!???

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naw, as ridiculous as the game is, cricket has billions of fans.
whereas MMA has a few million fans (and growth is stagnant)

Imagine not knowing this was UFC 100.

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In many ways ngannou never knocked anybody out, all his wins are against opponents who's knees got BUCKLED.com

so so

the weak should fear the strong

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cricket has billions of fans because it's the only sport smelly poos watch

It must be so embarrassing to be seen with Cain in public

his chin wont be able to hold up like the first fight should they rematch. not even sure this lad beats dcuck

kek where is this from

based DC
sense of humour
well-spoken
polite
smart
family man

Are you joking?

Why do you hate someone you never had a chance to meet

cringe

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craig vs deebo desu

dc will fuck him up

Lmao at the thumbnail
m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Sh8T_7Nko

OH AYTCH

i don't like their antics

Dinaroid > negroid
>Inb4 dc
Dc is huwhite at best, realistically a mutt

>bbc cucks

WAS IT THAT HARD JDS!!!!???? FEINT AND DO A DOUBLE LEG, WAS IT THAT HARD!!!!!???

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>beat erik anders
m-m-MUNSTER

I told my friend last night that ngannou wins the rematch. No bullshit he said "Ya I agree..but I disagree."

I was so shocked I didn't know how to reply. What was the proper response here?

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>jds
>wrestling
>

call him a cazz and then heem his ass

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me being a bbc cuck has nothing to do with stipe's chin being deleted. he simply cannot take the shots that he took in the first ngannou fight (a fight that i picked stipe in)

Colby seems way smaller than Poosman. They have the same skillset but Poo is bigger, stronger and blacker, no? If I had to guess, Usman doesnt wanna even take a chance against Colby because God forbid he loses he might have to heem himself my man. Low upside huge downside

Yeah because it worked so well for Cain and Curtis

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magoomba never even landed flush on stipe

Simple and direct. Based BR.

EYE OH!

youtube.com/watch?v=AYYRC7ZWdZw

thank god lol, if he did Stipe was dead rn

your boy is never gonna get the strap. begin seething.

Curtis wins the second rematch

ebin

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t. didnt watch the fight
he didnt get hit with any reem-tier killshots but he was hit hard a few times. those shots will heem him now, like i said thats only if he can beat dc first

Anyone who gets past the first round has a huge chance of winning the fight against Giganu.

You sound nervous

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cope my guy

he should have done a tony roll

Based

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I love you finland

I'll return next weekend with my free money parlay.

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Ngannou vs JDS is a classic example of a fight that was not won, but lost.
To borrow a tennis term, JDS lost the fight through unforced error
1. JDS lost the fight
2. JDS lost the battle
3. JDS lost the story of the fight
None of those three (3) statements imply the contrapositive for Ngannou
a. Ngannou did not win the fight
b. Ngannou did not win the battle
c. Ngannou did not win the story of the fight

For that reason, Tai Tuivasa deserves the next title shot

Based

Fun fact, Ben Askren promoted *himself* to BJJ blackbelt, then dared jiu jitsu shitters to come take his belt from him.

yeah im thinking junior albini deserves the next title shot

Great longwinded succinct analysis.

rent free

Very Kevin Lee-esque

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Thanks. For my next analysis: The success of Masvidal and Pettis at 170 proves that we should delete 155 and have them all fight at 170

hard shots =/= landing flush. power is bit of a meme but magoomba is pretty fast and good at picking his shots, still he couldnt find anything against stipe like DC did. if he cant this time either he wont get the KO.

would it suprise you that i am actually
>dernmark
I'm not though.

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I recently watched Chael/JBJ with the injury at the end and was conscious of how queezy JBJ was during the interview when he had seen his fucked up toe. Very queezy! C-Cute!

I'm not an MMA fighter, but if I was, I would be "Ya Boi" Eryk Anders.

Not too surprised Roosevelt lost to be honest. He didn't look great against Gifford.

...

>he simply cannot take the shots that he took in the first ngannou fight

>takes shots
>survives
>gives shots
>but he cant take them NOW!!!

onion comment.

>Yeah because it worked so well for Cain and Curtis

the twat tried outboxing him, Curtis aint no Stiopic

roided tits!

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Dernmark did an hero
RIP sweet heem prince

if I guess your other board will you answer honestly

why, Shevchenko and Carmouche are actually good

sure. I'm suprised nobody have guessed it.

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twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/1145395606170427392
What did the lioness mean by this?

alright, catch ya later heem.

you're a bigot, my guy

>overcome diversity
based

>lemme just horizontally climb over the back of a world class fighter, what can go wrong???

What did he mean by this? Did he not realize that fighters in UFC are actually better than some noname Asians?

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Is it just me or is it super lame that fighters keep calling out in their interviews at the end of fights "jus put me in tha gaaaaaaaame"

lmao brutal mog

Heres a (you) for effort

JDS always does that. he runs around like a macaco

i think the best gameplan against ngannou is just don't get knocked out or submitted
pretty simple

that game is so stupid. they start all the real fighters with their records at the time of production so you end up fighting Yoel when he's 58 and is 42-18

Joe B and Francis round 1 was better odds.

>Ngannou vs winner of Stipe/DC
>JDS vs Cain 4
>Maia vs Randy Brown
>Rocco Martin vs Conduit
>Benavidez vs Cejudo 2
>Formiga can go fuck himself

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this

Cain is never fighting again, he's busy flushing his body in the WWE

...

he's a brainlet. he always turns his back and thinks for no reason that he's safe. it's like infant i cant see you, you cant see me logic.

he still won retard. I love that Askren makes incels and reddit seethe

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That cody lad in the comments looks like a true heemer

This is what Stipe did and it worked. Why are fighters such brainlets

thats cute

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>Derrick Lewis got a title shot in 2018
>Le dummy brawler is dominating everyone in the division in 2019

HW is literally worst than FLW right now. Two good fighters in a whole division, DC and Curtis Blaydes.

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bjj is losing all relevancy, now it;s just kickboxing or wrestlefucking with almost nothing in between

they probably have jones losing this, it's the only way any of his fights get interesting is if he suffers a setback or else it's just more can crushing that one gives a fuck about

nigannou cant get past stipe or dc and you think he can take jones? what are you fucking smoking

this looks fake as fuck

Never go full retard.

Both of them shit on Jones.