/cric/ World Cup ENGLAND vs INDIA

BASED LawnGOD with the memes

Kill yourself hindu sanghi bhakt incel cuck

no see

Kek keep seething katmulle

Must be hard to look at yourself in the mirror everyday

youtu.be/gJLIiF15wjQ?t=47
need some classic british bangers like this in between overs lads. hate the indian and boomer music

What the fuck is this commentator on about saying Indians have flown in? They all live round the corner mate

I'm not a Muslim
I'm an intellectually superior secular atheist hindu

>10 more overs left of bumGod and shamGod
Y I K E S
how are they planning to slog them if they can't even slog panda

slight disappointment

god no.

Based

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>pajeet politics

Could get behind this.

>tfw two older girls lip synced this song and danced to it in primary school
it awakened something in me

STOP
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That's even worse m8.
Don't fucking jinx it you retard.

For me, it's ginger spice

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Me 6 rows from the back, 4th from left.

I'll only stop when all hindus give their wives and land to Pakistan

really tired of brown people tbqh

i'll have some blackspice

so are the indians losing this one on purpose so their british masters go through?

WALLOP

youtube.com/watch?v=-j6muYHRX90
another classic

Shhhhhhh ;)

W A L L O P
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will 300 be enough?

really prefer this OP and wish everyone was in this thread lads

>pls pls nigel have my daughter

Imagine NOT using one of these bad boys to wash your bunghole.

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Not sure which thread we're posting in.

just go spam in /int/ faggot, if you are so desperate for attention

they'll easily score 330-340 from here lad.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KaBdajHOsSM

based me is posting in this one so suggest you do the same lad

this thread has a better OP and better posts, but less posters.
hmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=0WxDrVUrSvI

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>Kid me liked baby spice
>Grown up me realises ginger was the patricians choice

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feel like this thread is filled with the /cric/ purists while the other is filled with all the tourists.

so true mate

I'll be happy with the world cup so long as India doesn't win

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Business idea:
Poot retires and lets Buttler bat

WALLOP
BASED FUCKING STOKES LADS

SHWACKED

Fun fact:
India is the only team who haven't had to use their 11th batsmen yet

Chahal? More like Shitall wickets.

thought all saints were the elite version with more fuckable women as a child tbqh

same. actually wouldn't mind seeing England win because I think it'd be good for cricket there. would love to see poo peeland win too.

>bowling chahal in 42nd over
For what purpose?

a single take that would make Johnathan Glazer proud

TWANGED

RCB

What was the song after the Stokes sixer?

>INDIAN FIELDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>indian fielding
AHAHAHHAA

Tactical loss

what is the point of using chahal now? its clear he's not getting anything from the pitch today and there are enough overs left from pacers. why is kooli such a brainlet?

slipped over some goat droppings not his fault

fuck man under the skin was a good flick
hopefully his next one is good too

fuck knows

>10-0-88-0

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kohli fancies big ben stokes and wants him to get some more runs

>88

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Really hope this is a close match and not a blowout.

stokes with a late 100 (40)

If you could take a player from Englel for your home team who would it be?

For me, Ben Stokes.

god bumrah is such an elite bowler. wish we had 5 bumrahs in the team

here comes the BUMrah

FUCK ME BUMRAH IS ELITE

youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8

Wondering why he doesn't get any wickets despite being so good.

Personally, I'd take Owen Morgan to play for England.

Muhammad Ali of course

because batsmen play him cautiously and target the other bowlers instead

Maybe Bairstow or Poot, we need a solid top order batsmen that's not past his expiration date yet.

prepare for w a l l o p

in test cricket for me its literally any opener that averages over 30

Explain starc's 24 wickets

>poondya

Starc is elite as well desu

cute root as my sissy slave

based

Australian supremacy

Stokes confirmed muscular

youtube.com/watch?v=sY5zaDZq0sc
kino clip and a classic 90s tune

>stopping the ball so it doesn't hit the boundary
thats not allowed is it?

He is more elite

>practicing my man of the match interview again after visualising hitting a century

am I the only one?

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BASED KATUA STRIKES AGAIN

>le almost 50 and out man

>Pooooooooooot

the name is Shami. Mohammed Shami

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how long have you been watching cricket

BASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TO ALL HINDUS
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TO ALL HINDUS
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TO ALL HINDUS
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TOBASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TO ALL HINDUS
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
>DEATH TO ALL HINDUS ALL HINDUS

JUST

>they think getting root out now is a good thing

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no argument from me. love Starc desu

GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED GET ROOTED

Finally Poot is gone

It's a new controversial rule introduced this wc

SHAMI

>>DEATH TOBASED MUSLIM CHAD
Kek

its offside

>Laaaaaaaaaylaaaaaaa

BUTTGOD

Kek

india WILL be chasing down anything less than 350

they might need some runs for that

>poos comparing 5'10 indian bowlets to 8'0 AusGOD speed merchants getting shoulder height bounce on regular deliveries

More like Ben STROKES

>POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING >POO FIELDING

lol

thinking ben smokes de kock

stokes perhaps the most consistent batsman in all of new zealand

enough with these fucking singles

What does that say on the back of the indian shirts

name and number the player thinks is significant

OneDay4Cricket, both teams have it

open air domestic down the street, jeez meth is tops

BASED STOKES

>tfw I have a job interview in exactly 19 hours

I havn't even looked at what the job is or what the company really does, I just saw the salary and applied. I'm just putting it off while watching cricket and growing increasingly more nervous.

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Just be urself.

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putting off work, really need to get stuck into it in the innings break

>BLAME IT ON THE NIIIIGHTT OHHOHHHH DONT BLAME IT ON ME DONT BLAME IT ON ME

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reckon if its an actual good job you should probably put some effort into this one, lad. we believe in you

WE CANT LET WEST CRIC WIN

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fag

This is the comfy thread for me

watch the cricket mate. fuck the shitty job

tfw sugar cane farmer

>reminder indians were celebrating getting root out

kek

why are there still 2 threads kek

WALLOPED THE FUCK OUT

we've already won the moral victory by having all the /cric/ purists in here lad

Based Anglo ENGGODS

>BUTTler

job interviews are a scam. They already know who they're hiring and that person knows they're being hired, it's just a keeping up appearances thing they do. Cronyism and nepotism is all conquering.

Shami absolutely exposed

>pootler

just cancel it?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTrYBU_wocY
haloooo
nice to meat you
YAY!

also useful knock from buttler there

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W A L L O P
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AND OUT

>the city of you
Oh NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

last interview I did was for a national intelligence agency in april and PROPER fucked it during the assessment centre
still made the merit list though and the commonwealth government here shares it with all of its other agencies so I could still wrangle a job if I get lucky

Doubting /OurKathua/

>bumrah didn't bowl buttler
fuck this game lads

going to watch the start of the forumla 1 lads, am tipping it to be extremely boring and hamilton to pull 2 seconds ahead of second place by the end of the first lap.
also reckon i'll come back to the cricket after 10 minutes wondering why the FUCK i went to watch the forumla 1

Tipping the poos to chase this down in 44 overs

Excuse me sir, may I have another single?

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based /batdeep/

business idea: dont waste 15 overs in the middlle playing defensive cricket when you can bat down to your 10th wicket

>Stream starts buffering as the cazzies come flooding in for the final overs
Very uncomfy

F1 ended when they got rid of the girls

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>woakes

high iq post.

ON A HATRICK BOISSSSSD

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>fivefer bowling pies
Grim.

god vince is so shit

...

Please don't mogg the based birthday boult hatrick

Thanks guys, I'm just worried because I haven't spoken English in 7 months and the interview will be in English through a video call. I said on my CV that I'm fluent in English, but I literally sound like the guy from District 9. I'm getting a shit just thinking about it.

I've been through those with government jobs, this time its for some European company, so it might actually work out if I don't fuck up.

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>fivefer
*fivefor

Stokes been going so hard for his redemption arc recently

pretend you have a speech impediment or something

why would they care about a dutchmen accent in south africa though?

Michelle Pfeiffer, you uncouth pig.

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shit effort there by pissrat

This is some garbage bowling from Shami

Unless they get 350 it's over, powerful round numbers are the only way to win

Shami literally coming unraveled

Don’t worry, you’ll get the job. Keep us posted x

i tipped england to get 340-7 but i never made the post because i posted some other inane shit instead with that free captcha and now im fucking livid lads

Been hitting all the right notes.

>bowling shit in your early overs but padding your stats with easy late-game wickets

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modern cricketers don't care about stats

redemption from what
Current Englel arent worthy of Stokes

exactly this is why bhuvi will always be rated higher than shami

Lovin the Jasprit shat-in-muh-pants walk up

BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD
BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD
BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD
BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD

MARGINAL

ENHANCE

this curry commentator is biased as fuck

Looked a no ball to me.

Yeah maybe I'm just overthinking it, reckon I'll just wing it and hope for the best

be honest, is bumrah an AYYYY too?

Please someone needs to kill him. This is why we listen to regional commentary instead. No matter how much we complain on Twitter they still won’t fucking remove him

IN THE SUMMER OF 69

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>not even getting to 350
yep, england lose

120 all out desu lads

>poos
>good

I believe you lad. Good work.

can you name a better LOI bowler lads?

He's just upset, and has been since the 5th over

gutsy poodiciton

England's bowlers are shite. Needed to post 400.

This will be a kino chase down and gollapse in the last 3 overs

death-over bowler? def not. incredibly economical while bowling death. god bless bumrah

unironically lying in bed using text to speech and vice versa along with a little script to listen to and reply to anonymous users.

should have been far higher given the start

playing for personal milestones instead of getting runs on the board with the wickets they had in hand

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starc

youtube.com/watch?v=NgpcwYooLO0
if this doesn't give the chills though

Every time I fill a fresh hot water bottle the cat comes running down and tries to sit on it

NEED A NAME GODDAMNIT

cute

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Based.

>not writing an alexa integration to post to /cric/ while being comfy in bed

Cheers Bumrah :^)

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>Not having a dog as a pet
Not based

who do you guys tip to win lads?

BASED shrewdy

name literally one big ODI run chase in a major tournament Kohli has won?

are we thinking this is accurate?

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>only having one species of pet
lmao at your life

India has about 10-15% chance 2bh

Poms to win, chasing 337 is too much even for the indians

Predictor always dicks the chasing team and given the big total it's consistent. Think it's closer, though.

>using jewish shilled device
yikes. they even watch you getting raped lad

engerland, must be

my cat is very suspicious and maybe jealous of mine, don't think she understands a non-sentient heat source in the bed, gives it a wide berth

I turn the other side of the lecky blanket for the kot to snooze on.

is shami the only good indian bowlsman?

who could it be, now?

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The zoomer (objective) ranking:
> pony tail one
> black one
> fat blonde one
> victoria beckham
> "ginger" one

Hmmm that could explain why she's so keen to walk on it with her sharp claws

I think it's England

Bumrah has been the most consistent this world cup imo

RIP kitty
abc.net.au/news/2019-06-24/hot-water-bottle-filled-from-a-kettle-explodes-prompting-warning/11227432

Bumrah and Bhuvi are where it's at

bad to good I hope

good moggy

He wants Pakistan out

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Australia or Windows. England have never won a World Cup

what happened to her lads?
need me some of pussy myself

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Chaps
I'm making extremely witty posts in the other /cric/ and I feel like I'm being robbed of (you)s that I earned because of you lot posting in here

Let us put aside the rhetoric and join forces for the good of /cric/ and my (you)s

>boiling water in a hottie
Who does that

Should be pozzstralya

Sporty Spice embracing fitspo on her insta is great.

I want her to strangle me with her gloves

I'll give you this (you) on the condition that you don't tell those plebs about the comfy thread

here's a pity (you)

me, all the time. But what has obviously happened is they didn't lay it on its side when putting the plug in so there was air in the bottle which expanded and popped it.

ginger spice showed us all her pussy
that's enough to maker her my favourite

look what being england captain does to your hairline.

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Doesn't everyone?

Me mate

No air is key, but rubber still starts to fail at those temperatures
Can't advise anyone to put boiling hot water inside compromised rubber near your nads
I guess it's different if you buy a new one every year or so

Only brainlets

Rob Key's lost weight since his playing days. How does that work?

to be fair mine is purely a foot warmer. But legit I've had mine for 5 years, so I'm probably due for a hospitalisation.

beer gut is the optimal physique for crigget

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maybe he used to down 12 pints after every game

Realistically can England lose from here?

formula 1 was surprisingly enjoyable lads, but now its time for cricket again.

You're all getting scammed by Big Hot Water Bottle.

totally. 50/50 I reckon, should be good

vocaroo, I'd like to hear your accent.

Highest score by a foreign team at Edgbaston is 319

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No. India have no batsmen past their top 3.

bowling only five is ultra aesthetic.

CAM ON INGLAND BOWL US OUT

337 just now la

Hmm.. ok was thinking of putting a bet on England before I go to bed and waking up to a comfy small profit tomorrow morning. Might give it a miss...

>0 R.R
India is FINISHED

so true

Was that by England?

cant see england losing this. id place a bet on it if i werent a huge pussy

All part of the plan

>spinners get plundered
>england played extra seamer

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just turned on the cricket m8s

mah lingga can you read?

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extremely grim hair here from archer

Kek

2 saffas? I'm thinking based.

BASED
love your work mate

reckon you didnt get the joke lad

Cheeky

It helps him bowl fast

>DROPPED
FUCK SAKE ROOT

like racing stripes on a car?

>dropped

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>POOt

PUT THE FUCK DOWN

Other two kiwis, explain yourselves as to why you're up this late.

>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED

>DROPPED

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dropped the match.

no u

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Oh my this over is grim

FUCK OFF ROOT

gf isn't happy with that root dropped catch

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kek every time

Uni break
Also
GOT HIM FUCK OFF

OH NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

INDIA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>INDIA GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Reckon she might need that carpet burn looked at m8.

GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSEGOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSEGOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSEGOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSEGOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE GOLLAPSE

GONE GOT EM
FUCK OFF
ON YOUR BIKE MATE

Ffs Rahul

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS

KEK you can tell sanjay is fucking seething lads
absolutely glorious

wassup my cricket niggas

>getting out to slowkes

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DONT YOU, FORGET ABOUT ME.
DONT
DONT
DONT
DONT

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>2-2-0-1

corn rows

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>According to ESPNcricinfo's Luck Index, the cost of that dropped catch, calculated at the time it happened, will be 26 runs.
>That means India will score 26 more than they would have had the catch been taken.
>This is calculated by taking the difference between the two totals that India will end up with: one, with Rohit batting on, and the other with Rohit getting out and being replaced by the other batsmen.

Remember when cricinfo wasn't so far up its own arse it could taste food a second time lads?

>poohli

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Have you ever?
Ever felt like this?
How strange things happend
Are you going round the twist?

yeah yeah this is nice and all but the real spectacle will be when jimmy crosses 600 later this summer

KEK what the fuck

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not happening

>will you massage my feet while you watch the cricket user?

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huh?

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so, SO not true

wew, you must be like 40

my heart aches knowing i'll never make her happy

she looks like she's being held against her wil

India playing fast

does india realise this isn't a test match lol

>3 maidens
lmao do india know they are chasing a total here?

>Woakes no runs off 3 overs

Better than Bumrat.

R A R E
A
R
E

(;

>almost edged it to slip
faurk

not even 30 yet m8

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stoned

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SCORE RUNS AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>hitting the boundary
is that allowed?

STOP SCORING FOURS YOU IDIOTS

check them. india got this

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guess its the one on the right

browns allowed with a screening process

>10(19)
ah yes truly the best limited overs batsmen in the world

also the one on the right looks like a fat jennifer aniston lel

Business idea: score more than 3 an over

1-3 (4)
Slowkes?

India needs to lose bc

cocksucker Fuck your mother. son of a bitch mother son of a bitch. spleen arterial mirkelan fucked bastard, fucked his past his fagot, fucked up mother, fucked mouth, pimp mouthed pimp. dick cocksucking jockey, jerk off the cocktail. I'm gonna play your asshole, asshole! Fucking demon. fuck is the son of the lord! I'm the bastard of your ear, the beggar I've given you. Fucking whore son of a bitch. Fucking asshole freak, anarchist pimp. Fucking lick! militant cunt I'm gonna make you a football player. Fuck your left foot. rubble! Let me put the ball on you. sibobu Fuck your ass, asshole mouth pimp! Fucking fuckin 'pissing, the offspring of the Byzantine lineage.

dogi cunt ass fucked crystal, hair fucked denyos, dressed fucking fucker, fuck ordan motherfucker, shut down computer motherfucker! phone fuckin 'son of a bitch, his son of a bitch, his son with an appendix.

I'il fuck your mother's card. cunt That's the sound card I put on your daddy's ass. Shut up, motherfucker! off computer! cocksucker internet maniac in my ass code.

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that jungle drum on your opponents ground feel

*bangs drums*
IN DI A
*bangs drums*

rather uncouth that

I don't have a microphone and I'm too shy mate.

>cracker
what did he mean by this?

Grim but funny

SLAPPED

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>giving up more runs with 1 ball than you did in 4 overs

like a bitch that it was

where all the arrogant indians @?

I haven't seen a single chad indian in the crowd as of yet. Why are they all either obese or malnourished?

no need for this you racist piece of shit

india play the more boring brand of cricket
christ

india on the ropes

r/cricket

*bangs drums*
IN DI A
*bangs ur mum*
IN DI A

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nervous and wont pipe up unless we get some high run rate overs
/pajeet/ here

Were waiting for India to lose just like you lad.

OH NONONONONONNONO

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fucking howling at india lads

We’re posting in the other thread you you you Britisher

England were 91% at one point in the SL game...

See

Did you just start posting lad? If we win today, pakis get a chance to go through.

>india going at less than 3 an over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHZHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

but can you swim?

Britisher shocked

>28 from 10 overs

personally believe india will want to improve on that

>Finland
>Rare
what

>implying peeland will ever go out in round robin
watch more grigget m8

/cric/ rare

this is gonna end up in tears

Ah, makes sense

>all those excuses

P R O X Y
R
O
X
Y

>alchyb in the other thread.
This is the thread.

TAKE WICKETS ENGLAND BOWL US OUT FOR 150

made me think

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dhawan would have made a fifty by now

Read the thread lad. The only people who want India to win this game are diasporas

Imagine if Dhoni was on strike with that RRR

Kek

jej

Indians don't want India to win this game kek

THWACK

We unironically want to lose this game lad

wrong, as always

They've only started saying that since it was obvious we were going to win
they're secretly seething that we're giving them a good old fashioned colonial arse kicking

for me it's watch Woodstock 99 nu-metal sets. Have a growing affection for Kid Rock

Coping mechanism engaged

Were you here before the game started?

would be pissing on your grave when we win

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The fuck?

No Finn, just a Bong in disguise.
We got this.

Go read the other match threads, m8 no need for fake news

wallop it or I'll go to bed, this is your last warning

kohli is going to chase this down

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dry your eyes lads

We hope he doesn’t

cope

>KING KOHLI YOU MAY COME TO HOUSE YOU MAY FUCK MY WIFE

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imagine not knowing how british sport goes.

the opposing team's star player always plays out of their mind in the big moment and crushes our hopes.

Business idea:
Execute Shart Pood

>Roshit

>w-we h-h-hope he d-doesn't
Seems like they're scared of their colonial masters

>sub 100 s/r
>playing out of their mind

just wait

c h I n m u s i c

The Worm looms.

Sharma looking hung over

Is India doing this on purpose or are they really this shit. Wood usually hands out runs like a Jehovah Witness hands out watchtower pamphlets and they still can't get a good run rate going.

What are they talking about /cric/?

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cringe lad the Bihari isn’t here to seethe

Based Kiwifag

>w-w-we want to lose
KEK nice cope idiot

imagine being this naive
kholi will score over 100, screencap me

Just helping our colonial masters out of servitude dw

India is shit. Keep in mind they almost lost to afghanistan.

not your best joke there lad

India hired pooposters for damage control

oh my god, thats jason bourne

are india even bigger frauds than poo peeland?

>50 off 82 chasing 300+
Kek

this would literally be the best way to throw a game discreetly. being hungover literally makes you physically and psychologically cooked, you wouldnt stand a chance

kek

"*grumble* too many wogs these days"
"well said old boy"

How is it cope if we’ve been posting that from the start tho even pakibros are self aware

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Yeah I'm quaking at the prospect of a 100 (120) with half a run a ball Dhoni in reserve

Based

do NOT (You) me freshcunt

>w-we didn't want to win anyway
>th-thank you for beating us Mr Britisher

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if they can keep the required run rate below 9-10 they'll stay in it for a while

just give us the cup now

why is 3rd world humour so bad?

because it was your go to cope before the match even started.

Are you insinuating that England are a better team than Australia, m8? I don’t get your point.

This is getting sad

*based
reckon your keyboard might have some issues

because reality is never funny

What is this run rate? Do they know they're supposed to be chasing 340? Has someone told them?

we blew england the fuck out a few days ago cazzie xo

NEW THREAD bois

entertaining sure, but we are laughing at them, not with them

i want to lick isa guha's butthole

Can we all just post in one thread again even if it was started by a street shitter?

Which one of you did this?

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a giggle's a giggle

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what happened here?

just 2 threads alive at once mate. luckily both managed to reach bump limit near the same time

>Poondians: we never wanted to win so we could knock out Pookistan