/cric/ ENGLAND vs INDIA

cant believe it

Why are there other pitches adjacent to the main one? How can they play on those when they're not in the middle?

shouldn't every match be "away" since they're in England?

>english world cup
>don't play any britpop in between overs

this is why you keep losing

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have you seen the state of england lately? this is a home match for india

No I'm Hindu

Christ mate have you never watched cricket before

this is the thread lads

>8 off the over
Jesus christ Ben calm down.

>brownmingham
>away for india
pick one

india could chase this in their sleep

Imagine posting a new thread as a single link.

n-not a whole game

Would you let your gf fuck other guys if you live 400km/4 hour drive apart? Would you fuck other girls in this situation?

after brexit, i reckon every match will be away lmao

Is he okay?

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330 on the cards

No, yes is the only correct response(I do this)

No
Yes

>paki dancing to lenny kravitz

350 easy. "we" have to step up our chasing game today

imagine the smell

upset there isnt any flame machines at this world cup

Gang rapes don't count...

>mfw i see an ooogabooga

F O U R

this field is absolute shit

Based switch hit.

six!!!!

KEVIN PIETERSEN SOUL BLESSED THIS MAN

wow

Starting to get a bit bored of this wogball. Bring on the Ashes.

>proper cricket fans
>people who are actually English
>getting pissed in the sun
>banter with the Aussies

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KAY PEA

have been reading on the Shami story.
>Talking to reporters, Hasin Jahan said: "I have come to my husband's house and I have every right to stay here. My in-laws are misbehaving with me and the police is supporting them.
Seems like she still wants to stay with him

Birmingham is paki territory, London and liecester are where the pajeets concentrate

Why do the Indians put their first name on their jerseys?

Boring game

Why does Bumrah run like that?

> Want England to win so Australia finish top and play the 4th ranked team
> Want India to win so England don’t finish 4th
Bit of a pickle

has anyone ever scored a 5

Can Root just get himself out so Butler can one in and WALLOP please

has to take a poo

He said he used to practice in a small space

He has a rah up his bum ;) haha get the reference?

can't wait for some real cricket

yes

very cool

lads we're all in the other thread

the rest of the street was filled with poo

haha not really no haha

Max efficiency

>more posts and posters here
shan't be moving

england dont deserve to make the top 4

:/

India are actually going to throw this to BTFO Pakistan pretty Based if you ask me

SIX

>bowling chahal now

hmm

chahal is a pretty funny looking cunt

england need to put their foot down

>0/88

laughingwhores.jpg

Has to complete his quota lad

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RCB

is kohli a better captain than dhoni?

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nope
dhoni is a lot better at giving advice to bowlers, reading pitches and setting fields

Reckon she'd be keen to lube it and shove it up my arse?

would be better if she had 2 arms

Absolutely based yorkers

the trips mean that you have to swipe right. also sounds humble instead of posting an inpirational quote on how brave she is.
seems a chill kind

need a big over

KEEP IN ONE THREAD YOU FUCKS

Its fucking ridiculous that Jadeja is always fielding. There should be a 12th man rule that someone can only go off for a max of 10-15 mins. If it exceeds that then they are out for the game.

disgraceful second half of the innings

I don't mind it though.

nah he's a pretty shit captain

>44th over
>full toss
>Root taps it for a single

that comes from experience. maybe kohli would be better than him at those with time

Why are you always so pessimistic lad?

>t. ponting

ok lads whilst we're all here
Can any Indians tell me why your countrymen despise this film so much?

youtube.com/watch?v=QlXgijygowE

It's a 10/10 film, exclusively Indian - and yet they hate it.
Very very disrespectful.

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win every warm up game
lose to the pakis and sri lanka in the world cup

mum says England will start belting now but if they get out quickly India can win

yeh its in my top 5 favourite films

he wants his 50 and won't risk anything until he gets it

Never watched it bro

You lost to Australia in the warm up too lad

She's got 1.5 arms. Dumb whore.

well that halfway explains why she can't spell her own name

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score some fucking boundaries you cunts

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Probably because it features Indian slums and crime and that makes jingoistic retards that can't accept faults in their country sperg out

>no correct answers yet
Because it’s literally a Bollywood film whereas the audience believed it would be a phoren film. Imagine watching a movie directed by a British director and it turns out to be one more movie similar to garbage Bollywood movies

>pissrat kohlel
>good captain

Lmao

this is bangladeshi

this unicef day is such bullshit

>not one english person in the crowd
Hmmmm

rubbish root

that was a bit cheeky lol

Ooo aaa up the rah

if it was good I would't give a shit though

>le no 50 and out man

shes definitely been growing on me (if you know what i mean)

>poot
Oh nononononono

kek no

how is kohli is perceived in India generally? Something like a god?

Not skipping leg day is no excuse for skipping arms day.

If he were a good captain he would have a spine and wouldn’t run off to Dhoni for advice for absolutely everything would he? He’s a simp unlike the Bihari chad dhoni

UR FUCKING SHIT ROOT

Every Indian cricketer is a god m8. He's good at branding himself. Makes mad money off ads and sponsorships

Root should have given Buttler several more overs anyway

my cat's name is sophi :3

its much more well made than some bollywood movies ive seen in the last few years like the one where amir khan is an alien or the one where sharukh khan is a midget. seriously what the fuck has happend to bollywood?

Who do you lads think is better?

Tendulkar or prime Carlos Brathwaite?

BOTTLE JOBS

this is from a porn vid right?

Who cares if it’s good, lad? Do you believe a majority of Bollywood movies make massive amounts of money because they’re “good”? The only “good” movies nowadays come from the South.

indian cricketers must get mad chicks left and right

Zoomers put him on a pedestal. Boomers hate him because of his “attitude”.

how can they be good if they're in a language you don't understand

SIXXX

Massive drop in quality from pandering to the rom-com and action movie audience which was what South Indian movies. Now south movies are becoming better and we are remaking them. Like Kabir Singh. Pretty good movie desu.

indian women don't get to choose in India
their parents pick out their husband for them

this is pretty common knowledge

what do ya mean. his attitude seems fine to me.

which team is more mentally cooked?

Yup but talking about it publicly is frowned upon

....subtitles?

India ;)

you can't possibly like him as a bloke

i thought this happened in lower classes mostly

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Quality running

ive got a bad feeling about this

>shouting NIKAL BHENCHOD after the tailender gets out
Ah, yes, elite attitude. Quite.

you mean 80% of the country?

TEAM /WEST CRIC/
Or
TEAM /EAST CRIC/
???

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that's based though

>indian boss is a big cricket fan
>all the lads at the office promised to a bet
>if England wins, the Indians have to work the entire day topless. If India wins, the whites have to work the entire day topless

looks like I'll be seeing some brown nips tomorrow

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WE CANT LET EAST CRIC WIN

Prevalent in *all* classes, including super rich. Parents don't mind if you find someone for yourself but most marriages end up being arranged. Also inter-caste/religion marriages are looked down upon, even if you find a partner you like. Also the girl should be younger than the guy or not too old

t. Someone who got cucked by the system and couldn't marry his gf as her family didn't want her to marry a younger guy

>tfw playing both sides

embarrassing state of that thread

bit gay(and smelly aha)

I mean cricketers normally don't pick lower classes

Any big tiddy indian girls there?

This tbqh.

What does that mean?

This is the comfy thread for me

god imagine an indian mummy gf

at least your parents are going to get you a girl, right?

West /cric/ ka matlab kya?

Shami EXPOSED

based taste

GO BACK SISTER FUCKER. bhenchod is your standard Hindi insult much prevalent amongst people from Delhi

Thought I recognised Shami, he's the bloke that works at Pie Time.

Yeah paki and Muslim guy is there :)

arey bhenchod kitna full toss dalega

CAM ON LADS

Because it’s to the west of East cric

BASED SHAMI

I wish

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OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

needed Buttler till the end

Isn't this primarily what muslims do because some islamic interpretations advocate limited interaction between opposite gender?
Why is this trend prevalent in a hindu-dominant society?

is the average indian aware of the street shitting meme perpetuated in the west?

(You)

Australians are the worst thing about /cric/
And I don't give a shit they make up 80% of its traffic - it STILL would be better without them.

We would be an extremely half dead slow but BASED general

Face like a dropped Shami bowled ball.

need to move root down the order

more like "get the fuck out bhenchod"

I'm everywhere m8. The post you replied to was me btw.

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all you cunts have been doing this world cup is seething
cheer up lad

>Why is this trend prevalent in a hindu-dominant society?

R1a steppecels were losing their women to (L)ords, so they created a system of endogamy.

Jos BOTTLER

getting on the acid tonight lads

There’s 1.2 billion people lad. I dunno maybe ?

Based

fuck off pom

Is Ben Stokes related to Chris Woakes?

based and varied experiences pilled

335 on the cards

I mean, most westerners probably aren't either

Because of caste system I think. India has different communities that are genetically and culturally different. I think it's about maintaining that and not allowing the country to go full mutt. Some communities also place caste above religion(Muslims and Christians/Catholics in India have castes too)

Some girls have told me their they don't date anyone outside their community

how bout this

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if we lose this I blame Morgan and Root

Two cricket threads?

just realised that Shami picked up five fucking wickets

Cocaine poster from the other day here. Tell me about acid how is it different from weed and coke uncle

and may aswell just stop playing pyjama cricket

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Plus there is tons of inbreeding. My 3rd cousin told me she would have married me if I was older. I was totally disgusted by that and cut off all contact

you lose ur mind
and start seeing shit
coke you just feel really energetic
weed really mellow

Muslim?

Stokes carrying the team again

STOKE THE BLOKE

Completely different box of frogs
You can't even really describe the difference between psychs and coke because they're totally different

And given away runs late

No (((brahmin)))

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

FUCK'S SAKE SHAMI
grim

>you lose ur mind and start seeing shit
Maybe with heroic doses
At recreational doses it's a pretty lucid experience and visuals are entirely superficial, like colour spectrums and objects 'breathing'

>Catholics in India have castes too
What the fuck?

do they marry cousins just for the sake of keeping it in the family, or they aren't genuinely attracted to men outside family?

So you literally see colours? What other things do you see?

Brahmins and Muslims are two of the most inbred people in the country because they do it to preserve “purity” like you said. Says a lot about them desu

>verschtappen

fuck off you ginger twat

Probably don't want microcephalic genes getting into their bloodlines. researchgate.net/publication/312366732_Sexual_Dimorphism_from_Cranial_Capacity_of_Adult_South_India_Skulls

if you take enough you start astral projecting which is basically dreaming but ur awake

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no clue how to play Bumrah

49.3

NOT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dunno why they're being autistic about the no-ball. it's a fair delivery

no ball

inbreeding is not a muslim thing, it is a culture thing. Pakistan has it a lot, while Bangladesh rarely has any inbreeding and both are Muslim majority

Barely legal delivery

So what is a target of ~340 supposed to be like in these conditions?

Should I try acid? I hallucinate and start seeing shit even on weed(lots of it tho)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Brahmin

Racial, wealth superiority. Plus in fringe sub-castes it's difficult to find someone from the same group, which families force as a condition.

I have no clue why she said that to me desu. Maybe she found me cute

Pretty tough to chase under pressure of a world cup match

should have got more runs desu

good luck, bowlers

Ye there’s “upper caste” Christians in states like Kerala Delhi Bengal and bleh east that discriminate everyone else

What are the odds here?

Don't think that'll be enough tbdesu

england's fielding will either win or lose them this match

Literally no one hallucinates on weed lol

450 run pitch minimum imo.

I was once high riding my bike and ended up in a different city

70-30 in England's favour. If our top order fires, we could do this considering England's bowling attack.

ginger good at hitting stuff.

Not full on acid hallucinations but you can see stuff.

>Bamonn
I’ve heard this before but didn’t know what it was

wtf roy sounds insanely south australian

do I really sound english to other australians?

Hitting that ball like the patrons of a mediocre club in Bristol

clfiton suspension bridge in the birmingham montage again lel

Big ging has won it desu

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Our bowlers will shit the bed

You can do
I've had slight visuals from weed after MD

BUMGOD

the qatar world cup is going to be so grim

Marrying a polytheist/pagan is Haram for us. Marrying a woman from the people of the Book, i.e. Jews and Christians are only allowed if they believe in one God.

holy shit
God is angry at India for some reason
maybe cause they worship an elephant instead of him

nevertheless this shit is scary

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Innovation That Excites

Monsoon m8

Rainy season on west coast here. Ganesh is based unlike worshiping a literal kike

>implying this is bad
this is good

God trying to clean the streets

t. middle briton deano without any knowledge of the outside world

>all the white people got jew'd by jesus
KEK

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India to get out under 150. Poohit and Poohli to throw

imagine non stop rain for over an entire week
it's like Noah

(You) BTFO

don't have to imagine. it's actually pretty comfy after a hot summer

It's monsoon season you daft cunt

>tfw mentally cooked

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How about if the Whites at work are non-Brits who don't care for cricket?

Its quite based actually. Some respite after a scorching summer

>Got jew'd by white people who got jew'd by Jesus
KEKEK

It's top comfy 2bh

Which region has the best looking women in Asia?

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Pajeet genetics innit?

So what're your predictions lads?
Will India walk this in or will England struggle to stop India from walking this in?

Indians see all whites as Britishers
it's a colonialism thing

England has 90% chance realistically to win this

Laos

India losing

I'm in

>Britishers
Makes me laugh every time.

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Why don't you back there and enjoy it? :)

realistically more like 70 or 80

>DO YOU LIKE /CRIC/KET OHNONONO WE LOVE IT

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Reckon the indians will get salty and refuse

This is a 400 par wicket, India is going to walk it in.

can't right now

>This is a 400 par wicket
proofs?

Late night hot chocolate on the cards

who the fuck is this pozzed cunt in the blue dress

Every time you post here I can't help but think you are Melvin, an acquaintance I know who studies in Melbourne.

yeah
I think of Indians as basically 12 year old boys in adult bodies who are really good at IT and engineering somehow

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>who are really good at IT and engineering somehow
They literally aren't though.

all the tutorial vids on youtube when I need help are Indian lads
literally 100%

Does Melvin like cricket?

The proof is when you pissweak cunts managed to make 337 on it!
AHAHAHAHAH GET IT CUNT? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT!!

you mate, have just exposed yourself as an indian

Thanks. I try my best.

England will win :D

pretty sure melvin lives in sydney mate

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We are throwing this

India don't want to win 2bh

Can the Kiwis stop the English bull for Pakistan now?

I had written it off as an L but after their collapse yesterday and the way England are playing right now - I'd say England are guaranteed to get the semis tbqh.

>KL Rahul is back
yep we're losing this one

once again losing IQ points reading bbc comments about the need to drop joe root for batting too slowly
why are people so stupid

>maiden first up
india already losing lmao

Wouldn't be shocked if those comments were from Indians desu.

How many of you want india to win? How many of you want India to lose?

>block
>goes for 4
LMAO

yep

No

>dropped
sharma 150 incoming

I hope that poohli goes for a wallop, misses and is killed by a bouncer
as that happens his bat goes flying and kills poot

>POOT
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>Root
I hope he never plays for us again

NIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FCUK ROOOT MC DROPPED THE CATCH

Maybe

I only want Englel to lose

>DROPPED
NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TACTICAL LOSS

'chabin bla x

oh good, Rahul has fucked off

GONE

THE COLLAPSE BEGINS NOW FUCKERS
RUUUUUUULLLLLLE BRITANNIA

>poohul scoring dots
hmm

Who has been the breakthrough star of the tournament?

I've just been impressed with people I already liked and unimpressed with literally whos (like that Afghan fucker yesterday)

0 breakthrough stars imo

>0 (9)
>c & b not off a spinner
excessively grim

VERY GOOD GET THIS SHITTER OUT

>THE COLLAPSE BEGINS NOW FUCKERS
>implying this is 1945

>0 breakthrough stars imo
Behrendorff

carey

really missing daone here lads

carey and behrendorf.

I hope KL rahul never plays for India again

Behrendorff was always good.

So was carey.

Why are the selectors always too stupid to see this shit? I was calling for Voges for months before he became the GOAT.

pucovski will show up in the final and stun everyone

seething

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Archer vs a ramp. Who wins?

the virgin INDIA will throw poster
vs
the CHAD ELITE INDIA will tie poster(me)

wheres sri lanka

>the UP Bhaiya getting triggered at banter and giving (yous)
fuck off bhsdk don’t shit up the thread

If only we gave them dominion status earlier on then the region wouldn't be as fucked as it is today. No Pakistan/India beef, China couldn't fuck them about like they do at the moment, better relations with UK, Stronger economy ect

>india are WC favourites
>game over in the first 5 overs of the chase

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ngl that's a decent idea. Republics are, without exception, retarded.

Bed might be on the cards. Do NOT disappoint me, England.

India will be wanting a few more runs here

If we win, this will actually be an upset.
Fuck's sake.

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;)

ffs australia are going to walk this tournament
let someone else win you fucks

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RRR at 10 overs is 68

>Chris WOKE

>1.7 run rate in a 300 run chase

and I thought NZ were grim

>muh dots
kill me

>we
won't beat India

all part of the 2023 script lad

waving the 6 signs for a 4
grim

literally just need our top order to not get bowled out for fuck all and we'll beat them comfortably.
>inb4 w-w-w-we already lost to india
we also lost to poo peeland last world cup before we embarrassed them in the finals.

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>Team A beats team B
>Team B beats team C
>Team C beats team A

my tiny brain can't HANDLE THIS

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>Kohli edges for 4, cricinfo still has has him at 100% control
grim

rock paper scissors
australia beats england, england beats india and india beats australia

Literally India, Australia and England

>world's two best batsmen at the crease
>game over

>there's 64 of them here

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don't see kane williamson batting.

This

holy fuck score some fucking runs you cunts this is a god damned 300+ chase

>This is great.
Why do journalists do this now?

the lore goes deeper than this actually

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there's 1.3 BILLION of them everywhere

>feeling the pressure against slowkes and fartcher
lmao mental midgets supreme

It's ugly af. 1999 had the most A E S T H E T I C kit. The rest just got more shittier than the last.

kohli wicket incoming

Kohli is mentally KOOKED

wheres Afghanistan

>can't stop shitting out kids
not surprised

Now its ur time to seethe lad

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>birmingham
indians everywhere
u wot?

RiP Afghanistan

There winless

is kohli being good just a meme?

didn't beat anyone yet in the tourney

Brum's a ghetto desu.

/thread
x

Muslims everywhere too. It's a literal third world shit hole

I know
I meant geographically

>kohli being good at tournament cricket

fucking check em
379pbp

kek

he's quite good actually. if he has a competent partner on the other side, this target is surely chase-able

West of Pakistan

reckon poosies will win their FIRST ever wc bla x

Does Stephen Shemlit even watch the cricket match that's going on?

Here comes the walk lads, 337 may as well be 137.

why don't these fat cunts take singles like Stokes did

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;)

>338
>singles
that's why you're playing checkers whilst all your peers are playing chess

Good until Dhoni shows up

>not rotating strike when there's a good batsman on the other end
>settling for dots instead of tight singles

>current RR: 2.75

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Kino semifinalists starter pack:
>Australia
>New Zealand
>India
>England

Can't wait to somehow end up bottling this.

>10 overs
>27 runs
>chasing 338
It's nice to see India losing against England on purpose just to fuck with Pakistan.

>no vuvuzelas
Based

40 runs short of the RRR

australia, new zealand, england and south africa would be more kino.
australia, new zealand, england and west indies would be the most kino

just put a cheeky twenty on the poos lads

Do you unironically expect India to win this game? Even we don’t want them to win desu

>Puneet and Sheeta
Oh nononono

Gulbadin Naib isn't English so I think the victory is safe

Congratulations on the easiest hundred quid you've ever made.

I do.
At this point I expect literally nothing.

you would get easier opponents in semis if india loses.

>he thinks India will win this WC

So true

Think India just wants to Pakistan out desu

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>scoring fours
Guess he didn’t get the script

HERE COMES THE WORM BONGS

no please not the worm PLEASE

GET OUT FOR FUCK SAKE
ENGLAND NEED TO QUALIFY

India should lose against us also. We need stop the paki menace.

;)

kek

That's her surname
Her first name is Striit

;)

The fuck is Bira?

>India so scared of facing Pakistan in the finals that they're throwing this match
Not sure what to make of this.

solid kek

Boring game desu

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Indian craft beer startup

SCORE SUM FAKIN RUNS

*blocks your path*

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*starts scoring*

THE WORM!!!

;)

the winky faces, what do they mean

There you go.

;)

;)

I bet there's a Linda or a Laura in your family. Guess what that means in our language?

Cringe >>>/out

india are in big trouble here

W O R M
O
R
M

you call that a worm?

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Kohli and Sharma more concerned with statpadding than winning, got to protect those averages boys

oof
big yikes
lot to unpack here

No, that's the Erect-O-Meter

thats big by indian standards

>roshit

please mate. PLEASE

Rohit playing like kaccha nimbu

HUGHESY'D THE CUNT

102 is the RRR

OH NO NO NO

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isn't Rohit meant to be good?

;)

Imagine raping a chick with an iron bar and the dinger slips off your knob.

Only against meme bowling

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>Australia's non-white players saved them yesterday
>Ours drag us down

I think there are divided loyalties at play here

HERE IT COMES

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More like Roshit.

deluded

yup, that's what your mom said last night

I have nothing against you, mate. I don't attack retards.

So THIS is the power of India

Yes*

*Against the short balls only

hahaha, nice

fuck indians

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>210 all out
yeah I'm scared

>implying Khuwaja would have got a single run if the Kiwi cunts didn't give him diversity drops

>I have nothing against you, mate. I don't attack retards.
honestly no idea what you're on about

he needs to touch 30 first. his gets a massive power up at 30 and one more at 100. and goes into super saiyan mode if he makes it to 150

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>mummy starts commentating
be's cumming desu

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>he doesn't know how to read the worm

Kl Rahul is a waste of space.

Come on kohli plz if you score a century I promise I won't fap to anushka

>doesn't know how to read a joke

poos on meltdown watch

>unchecked aggression

THE WORM

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(Me)

So India can't chase 300+ score in wc. Noted.

CAM ON INGERLUND, BOWL DA FAKIN HINDU DINDUS OUT

Wasn't plunkett that game with the balls held up in a cylinder by some sticks?

>getting butthurt by the worm

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best commentator in the lineup
Anti-Manjrekar desu

My arseholes taken bigger objects than a worm.

NEW
NEW
NEW

>Isa said Shourav
BASED

which one do they consider the home team

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>
>

which one home lol england immigrants lol haha

you'll be all out for 157 lad

for fuck's sake retards enough with the split threads

oh no no no not this again

>8 threads up
Absolute STATE

Yeah i doubt it.

new

Anybody who thinks India are going to lose from here is an absolute cazzie.