This is the future of everyone that spends their time watching and posting online about sports

More likely to be an aussie.

really looking forward to it. it's the journey...

Happens here too. One town had so many of these men there was a documentary series about them.

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sandals with socks are popular there?

pic rel arent traps
90% of the people who go to thailand dont wanna fuck traps but normal girls

how do you avoid the traps?
also are thai sex workers careful around STDs and shit?

In my small hometown there is a guy who travelled for his company to SE-Asia for several months every year. Eventually it came to light that he led a double life He was married and had kids here, but he also married and had children in Vietnam.

Thank god I won't die a virgin.

those tits on the right one would have me running to an ATM too

Sandals with socks are a trademark of the stereotypical German boomer tourist. That and digging holes on beaches.

>are thai sex workers careful around STDs and shit?
LMAO

what the fuck

That is a blatant british labourer. Barry just wants to live the life one more time and forget about the fact he's old, hasn't done anything of note in his life apart from work and raise a family that he despises.

Leave him be

I thought it was an american boomer thing. albeit all my 50+ co-workers do it

No, it's looked down upon here, too and you won't see anyone under the age of 60 do that.

But retirees, especially in the East, don't give a shit and tend to do it anyway.

doesn't look bad

What about putting your towels on sunbeds before anyone else

American boomer tourists wear cargo shorts, XXXL Hawaii shirts, baseball caps and running shoes to relief their overworked joints.

I don't get up before noon when I'm on vacation so I never witnessed it, but I heard about it often enough to believe it's true.

That's not just a boomer thing desu

Even middle-aged family tourists do that
We just like to make sure we get the sunbeds before the Brits wake up (who shouldn't be tanning anyway seeing as how dangerously red you guys become after being in the sun for like 20 minutes)

Good, I will finally lose my virginity.

Redpill me on the digging holes thing?

Subconscious coping with D-Day.
Wherever I go I must also build an Atlantic Wall.

Men reach their peak in their 40s and 50s.
They have put up with their trash white wife for decades, and now it is time to dumb that stupid masculine thot and go to South East Asia to hook up with the most desired, most feminine women in the world.

Are you depressed? In your 20s and worried that you've missed out on life? Don't be. When you're 40 you can go to sunny, hot Thailand or Vietnam and slam some of the tightest pussy you could ever come across. Girls who SPECIALISE in being feminine and sexual.

I wouldn't be surprised if Western feminist governments start banning tourism to South East Asia, such is the attraction of the yellow woman! such is her pull on the white male !

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Seeing middle age German women in swim suits is my favourite thing about going to water parks

>everyone assuming OP is referring to the man in the middle

that video makes me proud to be British

I'm actually pretty happy with how I turned out, certainly beats ruining my life with shallow clubs and alcohol abuse that the normies insist is ''the best'', and turns out taking care of yourself gets bitches even if you aren't the most social

>1000 Yuan has been deposited to your account

Amwf > Wmaf

Asian women LOVE white guys!!!!!!! They cant resist the SWC!!!!

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Why do women and female-minded men care so much about sex? is it because sex is all they have in their life?

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If I go to a beach I always dig as deep as I can

Or build a sandcastle and dig a huge moat round it

saxon genetics innit

The fucking comments

Western men moving to Asia to fuck the women is just market correction. Modern-day roasties are becoming so unbearable that it's the only way out.

Western women must understand that yellow fever cannot be overcome - it cannot be vanquished. It can only be momentarily appeased. If it isn't appeased, it will grow and grow until it consumes all. How to appease it? Allow your husband annual vacations to Thailand. You must, otherwise he will eventually be totally consumed by his yellow fever.

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men who want to fuck chinks are usually pedos

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>tfw my uncle literally married an Indonesian woman last year

But he already divorced his old wife around 2 years earlier and only a few months later he introduced his new Indonesian gf (which means he probabaly knew her for quite a while)

The weird thing is that he met her in Bali where he vacationed ALONGSIDE his ex-wife

Anyway, he's 48 and she's 29 and quite hot desu so I can't blame him
Also, they didn't have any children, which is always the worst aspect of a divorce, so yeah

Kek based boomers we also have sex tourists boomers but nobody here would dare to bring here an asian jungle prostitute and be laughed on by pretty much everyone

literally know a guy who did this and opened up a Thai massage parlor
he's older than his mother in law

She hot?

>turns out taking care of yourself gets bitches even if you aren't the most social
Yeah no stop spreading fucking coping lies

>your cute Asian girlfriend looks younger than my roastie white girlfriend despite them being the same age
>you must be a pedo

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>mista, mista quick need monies, famil watabuffalo sick.
Nice post Chang.

t. not fit

reminder that foreigners can't legally own businesses and property in Thailand so everything will be in the wife and her family's name

not even if you get citizenship?

incels and their yellow fevers are disgusting.

Dont be delusional

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based and yellow pilled

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I haven't been to a gym since 2008

So we will become escorts to british tourists?

If you're a childless woman at that age you deserve to be replaced

I wish.

Surprised you didn't use the "no feminism.on the third world" angle.

my uncle married a Filipino woman who he met in Manila
but he wasn't married at the time, i think he did have a gf who he dropped for her tho

he's in his 50s now, his wife in his 30s and my god, what a MILF she is
my cousin (their daughter) now works as a model in Poland btw (i'm Polish and they live in Poland)

honestly guys, getting yourself a slow-aging young wife means winning at life
I plan on doing the same

The funny thing about this picture is that the 'disgust reaction' definitely skews more towards the virgins and the guys looking for love than the average man. Most married, or serially monogamous men can certainly sympathise with hitting up a strip-club ATM at 1 in the morning without even busting a nut. Most long term husbands have fantasies about running away to fuck hot young pussy, regardless of how much they love their wife.

The only males that pity or disdain this guy are the ones that are comparing these thai hookers to the hypothetical love for the hypothetical perfect wife that they think about every day

wait, uncle's wife is only in her 30s and her daughter's a model?
like a child model? or did your uncle knock this filipino up at like 16.

good to know this isn’t just british/aussie thing

I'm 29 yo kissless handheldless hugless virgin and soon to be an official wizard. I masturbate all the time and I become addicted to it. Sometimes I masturbated literally for hours (my record is 11 hours with a few 10 minute breaks in) and occasionally I hurt my wrist. I also hate the dirty feeling on my hand even if I wash really hard it still feels weird. I sometimes rub my hand with mud so I it feels clean again.
If I could have someone I can cum inside (or on her belly/back) without the need to have lube on my hands and disgusting precum dripping on my hands and soaking inside my skin, then I would be glad. The problem is that the vast majority of women are either scum, or are so disgustingly ugly that I would lose my boner around them.
My dream is to find an ugly girl that would be okay with me watching porn while I shag her but I don't think people like that would be mentally healthy as it would shatter their already low self esteem.

>I masturbate all the time and I become addicted to it.
do you spit on your cut cock or how does that work?

my cousin turns 18 in november, but yeah she already works as a model (while also going to school of course)

when they met she was I think in her early 20s and he was in his mid 30s (I think he's 54 now, I can't exactly tell how long ago his 50th birthday was, but not longer than 5 years ago) and their wedding was in 2005 (by that time my cousin had already been born)
She is definitely under 40, but probably in her late 30s by now, but trust me, she hasn't visually aged at all for the last fucking decade

Spit smells like death after it dries, especially with all the dead skin from rubbing so much. I only use oils (olive, canola, even coconut) as it dries slowly, the smell isn't too bad, and can be cleaned with soap.
I really am jealous of you uncut goyim you literally have a natural sleeve and more nerve endings.

sounds based

asian women are gross

Lads, I am going to Thailand later this year. Is it easy to pick some native girls in the bars or is everyone a fucking sex worker?

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More like european women are frigid as hell and those guys would do anything to have a wife that's actually submissive (as long as they have the money, of course)

Is there a shortage of women in Norway? Norwegian females aged 16-40 are fine, as far as I know

>he doesnt rate LBFMs
more for me i guess

Just install Tinder. They'll flock to you.

this is me 2bh, getting more attention from gay dudes than girls

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>if you have a fit body you're gay
Only beta males and insecure (fat) females think this. Most women go apeshit over a guy with muscles

>Is there a shortage of women in Norway?
No, just feminism.

Men just dont want to deal with roasties anymore

t. fucks a 28 year old roastie who looks 40 and reads Harry Potter