/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS INDIA GAMETHREAD #3

whats the thinking behind >plunkett in for >ali

>unicef shilling

Is that Lily Allen? If so, how much is she charging for sex nowadays?

Just turned on the telly, holy shit india suck dick! xD

The fuck are you doing in japan lad?

Is it true nips are running out of workforce and need chad Indians to make their country better?

autism

Tons of openings especially in the service sector in preparation for the Olympics

internship

nope

S-sorry

>sanjay manjarekar or commentary
That's a mute for me

Reminder that India will chase anything less than 450 against this bowling 'attack'.

lads we're in the other shit thread

Free of charge for illegal migrants

Sounds good but I'm a degenerate NEET.

>9gem only broadcasting matches where a white team is playing
>not playing any SA matches
based and subtle racism pilled

Ind v Pak m8

Been there m8. Took me 4 years to get out of it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If England get through and face Australia on a road I'd back them.

based recycled thread

*be's alpha as fuck and makes insecure gingers seeth*

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OY OY SAVALOY

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Business idea: Bangladesh lose to India but beat Pakistan

more singles than an india dating site hahaha get fucked bindia dhobi just wants to protect his precious 50+ average for when he retires he doesn't care about you are your poothetic cuntry.

poos seething

Big over looms

Expect 37 off the last over. #letsgetemdhoni

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mahendra Singh Dhotni

cor blimey

chad

TACTICAL LOSS

based pakis livin in the poos heads rent free

Very happy with the outcome of this match lads

someone tell Dhoni this is a great time to start to give up

honor is still intact

>be india
>get blown the fuck out in cricket
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ON NO ON NO
*INHALES*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

pookis seething

>required rate: 22.7
think india may struggle to get home from here.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How much do pro-cricketers make?

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>tfw get to watch india (and pakistan by extension) get blown the fuck out on my birthday
BASED comfy/cric/ were had by me lads

nah, I'd prefer >our chances against the pakis in the semi

any pakis ITT: how does it feel to watch india not even trying to win the match, knowing there is nothing you can do to influence it

THis is why India won’t win the World Cup.
Mentally cooked

Why do they spit in their hands and rub it? That's gross

Man of the match gets a washing machine

India should be banned for this disgusting shit not even trying. Open racism as usual against Pakistan . Cockroach nation shit their pants

If India can hit a boundary with every ball they're still in with a chance of winning this one

why worry lads?

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jej

Seeing as it's dead rubber and the pressure is off, I'm hoping for a good batting display. Chances are good I'd say.

hi c:

>tfw I watch >my team lose and >I'm not even upset
Absolutely BASED feeling this

depends on the country and how much IPL cricket they play, but the better ones are probably upwards of 4-5 million a year
pretty sure steve smith had a bat deal alone that was worth something like 20 million

easy win

oof

Upset that India failed to kill cricket forever in this country. Stupid sport

>best finisher in cricket
>best finisher in cricket
>best finisher in cricket
>best finisher in cricket
>best finisher in cricket
>best finisher in cricket

What's going through Dhoni's mind right now?

just to spite pakistan mate? guessing you are the usual indian australian who posts in /cric/
love your work btw mate

Is the match rigged???

>Apurv: "Doesn't this effort at the end by Dhoni means that Rohit's and Pandya's innings went in vain. No trying at all. I am so sad." - do remember that one more wicket and England are into the tail. So they can take risks, but only if the reward justifies the risk.
yeah best to keep wickets in hand while the required rate is still under 30

I hate stokes ever since his choke cost us last tournament

Fuck, I could do with a new one. Should I try out for the England team?

nice chunk of change if you can get it

must retire with 50+ average

>win today knocks out Sri Lanka

HAHA GET FUCKED

Nice singles you got there

India sent home for match fixing

Based England

FUCK INDIA

>literally

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Yeah I'm a /cric/ regular :D

she gets it on camera too

THIS MATCH IS FUCKING RIGGED

Why can't this grandpa take a swing lads

>still wouldn't be enough

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Hes thinking about getting some white girls tonight

Did you take an hatrick today by any chance?

Dhoni has done this before swear down he is match fixing

starting to think it might just be slipping away for india here

Why retire when you can just drag your team down ad infinitum?

KEK FRESH CAZ POONDIAN SUPPORTERS

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lol Nasser Hussein is btfoing poohni

India
You're cancelled

Looks like there's a fire drill going on lads

Oi any kiwis here? Love you lads

WHY ISN'T THE CROWD BOOING?

lmao this is fucking disgraceful

>44 of 1

reminder of that guy who was convinced england would lose and kohli would chase it down

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"""number one""" team

lmao

Fucking useless street shitters

Pakistan is always on suicide watch
It's what makes it fun

every country has a few different tiers of contracts for international cricketers. here they range from like $400k - $2+ million. Then you have sponsorship which depends on the player (someone like kholi probably got paid 10s of millions for his MRF bat sponsor for example). And then in IPL the good ones will go for 4-5 mil

Unless you're a top tier cricketer, you're probably not going to end up retiring young tb h.

Next person who praises Dhoni in front of me gets an uppercut.

For me, it's a cheeky tactical loss to indirectly BTFO the """""other""""" team(s)

>1bn population
>only sport is cricket

Why are India not no1 at all times again lads?

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Holy shit this match is literally fixed everyone predicting correctly

>India wanted to lose
Well you got your wish, now everyone knows how easy it is to beat you

BUT THE WORM!!!!!

World Cup Fixture if anyone interested

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>goes for the six at this point
KEK he's going senile lads

if I've learned anything about pictures of girls with huge knockers, is that I appreciate a bit of mystery.

Can Dhoni make it any more obvious?

Big over still looms, expect 3 free hits and 67 off the last over screencap this check em

Theyve all left

Lol Ganguly is SEETHING. even he wasn't this selfish

5 more of those and it's doable

BASED smiles poster
i LOVE your work mate

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its over good night /cric/

I rate Dhoni

Decided to go for a 50.

>starts hitting sixes when there's no chance of winning
Absolute STATE of this old fart

yes yes, now the match has been rendered impossible I can start to play properly

Based Dhoni stat farming.

time to nuke pakistan tonight

>chasing 338
>first 6 in 50th over

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>me and the paki ITT

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EVERYONE LAUGH AT PAKIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BASED Ruru poster
Love your work too lad

Dhonis house on stoning and arson watch

gangooglies literally in tears lmao

>declining the single to get your 50
Unbelievable.

n-new zealand will still beat them

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feel the game is slipping away from India here. Don't think they're able to dictate terms anymore

>get assraped by the team that got assraped by pakistan

O m laffin

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>India and Pakistan uniting
This was Dhoni's plan all along

Why didn't they do this sooner

ty

ugly gook

>every single team has now lost AT LEAST one game

Nice 'World Champion' you're going to have there

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BASED FUCKING ENGLAND LADS

He couldn't have made it any more obvious. I mean he was nudging the ball when we needed 50 off 12.

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kek

Dhonimandias

UNBEATEN?
LMAO

t b h

dhoni has done enough for indian cricket.. he made them good and won a world cup final on his own. he's earned the right to play for stats now.

No, we are forming a grand alliance with the kiwis

Kiwi lads love you stay safe.

Say that to me irl and see what happens.

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>losing to a '''team''' that lost to Pakshartstan and Sri Lolka

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Congratulations England. You earned it.

Predictions on the World Cup winner lads?
Will Australia win it or will the other teams fail to stop Australia from winning it?

>Implying didn't threw this game to kick pakis
Now go back and get the fucking shinebox.

Based

which part of england are you from lads? for me its perth

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based dhoni protecting his average

Holy shit

My nigga what

Shit now I wanna rewatch Watchmen

Sweet digits. Kiwis will assrape eng screencap this

>india keeps getting beat by whities in wc

What if entire tournament is fixed?

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time to go read the cope on r/cricket.

they really fucking despise england there

perth is in scotland

>everyone blaming poohni
>forgetting about the first 10 overs where the game was actually lost

heh

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maximum cope on display by ranjeet here lads

my lad's brain is trying to escape his skull

Hi, I love new zealand. Let's get to the semis together

>leave moeen ali out
>win

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CHAD ZEALAND

Friendship ended with India. Now New Zealand is my best friend.

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>”unbeaten”
>colonised and assraped

We only need NZ, you streetshitters deserved this anal prolapse

come to Edgbaston if you're brave big man

Cringe

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Honestly can't even feel relief, I'm just numb.

BUT THE WORMS TOUCHED!!!!

me??! wish blabla would resume normal service on /cric/
x

this doesnt even make sense if he was wearing a shirt his arms would be sunburned not his chest

>assraped
we only lost by 31 runs and beat you by 89 runs lol

yikes

Now that everyone has been thoroughly exposed let's just call of the tournament

Its funny because it's true

BASED >our batsmen massively compensating for >our horrible bowlers

>Before everyone loses their shit, England brought their A game while two of our key players are still out of action and KL Rahul was unfit as well and despite that England only was able to win by 31 runs. Not bad, Team India.

>India is playing Bang and SL next, they are pretty much guaranteed to go into the top 4

People need to chill, it was a boring game but India didnt do anything lethal..they were never really in this game even in the 30th over with wickets in hand.

>I don’t mind the loss honestly. It’s all right and part of the game. What really feels bad is the lack of intent from Jhadav and Dhoni in the last few overs. If both of them had played the remaining overs like they did the last one then a defeat would have been acceptable.

this one is the best:
>Seriously a big part of me believes there was something mutual between these two teams. The way Dhoni was leaving the hitting balls just for single, the way pandya fucking forgot to bat all of a sudden after pant's departure and the way jadhav was struggling until that last over where they went for the big shots and yeah that Ben stokes' leave for that four, I mean everyone knows there was something suspicious about it, Ben stokes can never let that easy of a ball go to four. I really think this was done to save England from the humiliating exit from the tournament in their own country. I know m sounding like a retard but seriously all the reasons I gave above arent a fluke

Aus is now the undisputed best side in the tournament.

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Is there any website in particular to look at Indians seething about this non effort?

>India loses
>Pakis get mad
What timeline is this?

Cant abide that whingeing little runt

Yes brother

That shit eating grin on Manjrekar's face says it all.

Birmingham, might drive to Edgbaston to laugh at indians and pakis

kino desu

You’re dancing

bro its a cartoon frog with the skin colour and body of a human with an England flag painted on it's face....

reddit.

it's unironically 80% indians and 20% aussies and has got even worse during the world cup.

LOL

How'd that last world cup work out for you?
>OMG we just barely edged out Australia after they totally collapsed playing on our tiny meme ground, we can really win this guys!
>*gets out for duck*

Oh dear, no laugh at England thread today then? You'll have to wait until the next women's world cup game.

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Pakistan vs Bangladesh: Loser exits the World Cup

Quora

It's the fact that he clearly didn't give a shit

seethe more oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

He always has that bro

kek

KEK

K E K

England vs New Zealand at Durham
Will Daniel show up?

I don't get how stokes misfielding a 4 feeds into the narrative that india let england win?
I realise it's a reddit comment and nearly everyone there is retarded but I dunno. doesnt sound like he;s joking really

eng vs nz before that

it was actually lost when India bowled

also, I unironically think dhoni is india's second best odi player ever (better than Tendulkar, behind Kohli) but he's killing his reputation

>when you thought you were going to rescue the innings but then you forgot about the guy who bowls 150km/h yorkers

how does one go to Glastonbury anyway? This line-up is a bloody dissertation, couldn't even get through reading it
glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/line-up/line-up-2019/

the winner too, hopefully

I'll be there

Presumably he thinks they made some kind of agreement where England win but not by a small enough margin that India's NRR stays high.
But yeah he's a retard.

>Birmingham
Sorry to hear that

none of it matters if England beats NZ

>the way pandya fucking forgot to bat all of a sudden
Yeah it's strange how players "forgot to bat" when they're required to hit 2 runs a ball and they're the last good batsman left

THANK US ENGLEL ;)

the question that everyone should be asking is whether Australia can win the world cup for the first time

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whats the point in having a home world cup when smelly pakis and indians buy 80% of the tickets

>pookis seething
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

would rather live here than anywhere in y*nkland

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If only Afghanistan had managed it yesterday. England would already practically be qualified.

FUCK YOU MADRASI MATHARCHOD FOR REPORTING ME FUCK OFF

Might pop to the paki shop with my cricket bat and start going wild.

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No, they earned it ;)

kek

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why are you guys so poor lol

although I wanted england to lose this match because I want them to go out beaten and humiliated, I am definitely enjoying some of the butthurt this match has caused
hopefully we will lose to NZ still

lmao bhosdike

cringe

So it begins

>proud to live under sharia law
No way you're white

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DHOBI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Horrific

if adil rashid was white he'd be adam rashford

>mfw we lose the NZ game but still go through

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;)
he's a seething madarchod lol, reported me too for posting in hindi. fucking kallu chockalingam lol

FUCK OFF MADRASI FUCK YOU YOUR THALAVAR DHOBI MESSED IT UP AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>home to the shire
fucking mongrels stealing our shit
t.Worcestershire

Professional sports was a mistake. Everything seems fixed when you take the Redpill.

JFC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes that must be it. the famously working class english cricket fans are simply too poor to buy tickets, unlike the millionaire pakis.

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Read in the reddit seethe thread that Kane is banned next match. Surely that can't be right?

Undisputed by Aussie redditors

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>india on course to beat bangladesh
>dhoni stat-pads singles for the last 15 overs so they lose
>bangladesh then beat pakistan and put us out

I saw Dana Immanuel there, it was really good.

I swear on my life I reported no one lads. You probably got banned for spamming ahaha.

Have a dank meme from our side as peace offering

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is anyone watching the damage control presentation?
were the boundary lengths different for both sides?

The shire is based on Moseley bog you utter fool

fuck my pee pee is unexpectedly hard

hmm i believe you

>Gaurav Ganguly

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kavi? I DONT SPEAK Sambar idly dosa

Kohli struggling to justify Dhoni's nudging.

HSBC are so fucking cringe

Reckon the thousands of Indians in the crowd might have had something to say about that

This seethe is even better than winning WC.

>*gets flogged by the same Pakistani team which barely edged out Afghanistan*

Ooof

Umm..yes

One part of it was

Hypothetically, if India lose their next two matches, could Bangladesh or Pakistan qualify in their place?

Kaavi=Saffron. Since they’re wearing orange lel

no

Hypothetically; does it matter when no one is going to beat Australia anyway?

they would have to get thrashed in both.

same lad, would love to fuck this english rose

No because our Based retard Thala made sure the NRR didn’t take a hit. He keeps throwing the games ffs did it in the IPL too

cope

this My Favourite Martain show is loose. Do you reckon people took drugs in the 60s?

Thailavan is Rajini's nickname.

Who stopped you from buying the tickets?

cheeky wank, anime, then bed on the cards for me lads.

Holy shit Kohli absolutely fucking seething in the post-match interview.
What a cunt.

no and answer this

Wtf you so angry about goddamn retard.
This game didn't mean anything.

Because of the seethe. Australia winning is just taken for granted at this point, it produces no emotional impact anymore

It's fuckin beginning lmao

Night babe ;)

So now it's a battle between England and Pakistan for the 4th spot?

Actually enjoyed anti-India posting lads. Shall retire this gimmick now.

Every game means something and you embarrassed yourselves

pakis and lankans are cancelled

Dude, I’m a huge fan of Dhoni, just like any other Tamil guy. But he’s been fucking awful. Imagine him doing this in a real game like the semis or finals. We need to stop making excuses for him

bangladesh still in it

It's all about winning the war, who cares if you lose a battle or two in the process.

>pakis and lankans are cancelled
only lankans cancelled yet

India could've easily won this
they are playing the long game

it will bite them in the ass because England will end up winning this.
mark my words.

Now pro India after today's display

no pakis are as well you paki

>pakis
How so? Don't they have to win against Bangladesh and England has to lose to NZ to advance?

Bangladesh has to win against Pak and India correct?

Kinda doesn’t matter since NZ and India are through. It’s England/Bangladesh and Pakistan who have the most tiniest of chances sadly

Bangladesh too.

If England loses against NZ they're out.

Whoever wins between Pakistan vs Bangladesh goes to semi.

If England wins against NZ they goes to semi. Pakistan Bangladesh out regardless who wins.

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Hope India just invades Pakistan soon so my senpai can move back to Sindh

Anytime I dont see a union Jack flag ehee I just assume it's a Paki behind the post

o nononon ;)

>Ben Stokes today became the fourth player to make four scores of 75 or more in a single World Cup. Previously: Mark Waugh (1996); Tendulkar (5, in 2003); Sangakkara (2015).
Not bad for a ginger.

I love you do u love me

you have to beat india first mate...

England beat India in 1992 as well

It generally means leader. Dhoni is called Thala Dhoni or just Thala here.

I have taken it for granted that everyone here is a paki
except me

Let's have a cup of lovely tea, to celebrate the day of Pookis elimination Rajbros

lol yeah i almost forgot

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Based coloniser lad. We have your backs after Brexit x
Kek

BASED :D

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What happens if both England and pakistan win?

England is a point ahead

eng goes through

you losing to india then beating pakistan would be the ideal result. do that please.

India starts seething

England qualifies

How hard is it to learn Tamil if I have no problems with Hindi and Bengali?

fuck Pakistan

that's all

75 or more? bit arbitrary

luv the Brits
luv the Ozzies
luv the Kiwis
luv mi cricket
luv mi commonwealth
Long Live the Queen, Long live the commonwealth

>*pakistan
ftfy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you finally get time off from cleaning toilets in burger king POOPINDER SINGH

KEK Banglakek are going home

Be fair. If this had been a "real game", he'd have taken a massive swipe at a short ball in his 3rd over and been out for 10.

And you'd still have been whingeing.

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>pookis, banglel and shit lanka all seething
K E K
E
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paki out

I want NZ to beat Englel but have a bad feeling NZ will lose.

couldnt watch any of this, how was bairstow's celebration for the hundred? was he seething?
(this picture is after hitting a hundred in SL after being criticised for not havign the balls to bat up the order)

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Oh my days that's basado

Very hard desu Our language barely has any Hindi or Urdu influence but I guess you could learn the basics if you had friends who spoke Tamil. Im coming to bengal in July btw ;)

*Awards you medal from the Queen*

All good lads in the Semis

eng will beat nz, bang will beak pook

Serious question lads - what happened to South Africa?
They used to be a dominant force in cricket....

This is the post

dem dark nips...not white

I hate that ginger cunt

niggers tbeh

blacks

Racial quotas and de Villiers' retirement

Quota. Saffers are rude and downright racist but that’s in their blood. Don’t need to hate their team for that though so it’s sad what happened

What on Earth are you talking about Paki

all their great players retired, or are old and shit, or always injured, or refuse to play for some reason

bloody negros aint it

Is it 2 or 3 points for a win?

2

why don't you look up google reeeeeee

He thinks every poster from western cunts is an indian.

Some have been Kolpak'd

Filthy bloody foreigner; find another flag to proxy.

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Well fuck, enjoy your stay

To all the brand new India supporters, a simple guide-

If opposition are not all out by 1.4 overs, then India are going to lose, and it's all dhoni's fault.

Every single run scored by opposotion will be indicative of a 400 run total, and it's all dhoni's fault.

A single Indian wicket falling is indicative of a collapse in the next 10 deliveries.

Oh, and it's all Dhoni's fault.

imagine how much better SA could have been with kevin pietersen and jade dernbach

Yes mate.

grigget

It’s an easy language. Just watch our movies ;) start with Rajinikanth ;) ;) ;)

pakistan out unless england absolutely sodomise the kiwis tanking their NRR

Oh yeah... I forgot about those racial quotas and how they'd have to drop Morne Morkel for that mediocre nigger bowler and some such.

post moar paki salt

HURR WHY ENGLOND SEND IN JO ROOT AT 3??????????WOW he score so slow.......get josh butler in he will score 200 off 5 ball and destroy opaosition! (the fact he made a scratchy 20 later on in hte innings despite having plenty of time to score? totally irelevant FUCK joe root he is too slow get him out the team and sack everyone who was involved in getting him to play for england in the first place. also execute his parents. WOW so slow.

Absolutely brutal. Don't forget Jason Roy.

this is the post

Niggers run that country now. And everything good has gone to shit. It's over.

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Why even have Poot in the team at all?
Can't bat, can't bowl, can't field.

Tell me about Joshua Butler

Any Pakistani paranoia about match rigging to keep them out with India sandbagging? I missed the game.

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Diversity is our strength!

>post a status on my WhatsApp that Dhoni just step aside for Pant or DK
>Immediately get 7 different messages, pretty sure there’s going to be more by morning
Salty

Meant for

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I dont know mate its a fucking disgrace that a batsman that sometimes scores at less than a run a ball is allowed to stay in the team. in this world cup where teams are regularly chasing 400, having a steady accumulator in the team is suicide. I hate joe root so much. when I see him work the ball into a gap for 2 instead of hitting a six I actually want to strangle him through the telly.

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still mentally reeling from that fateful day

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>can't bowl
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

god tier kit

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Go back to this kit ffs. New kit looks terrible.

>*works the ball into a gap for two while England loses to Pakistan*

wtf I love root now!

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What on Earth is going on here? That can't be a drunk paki can it? I thought drinking was haram?

>tie
>team is declared the winner

Why even have you in /cric/?
You should just go back to the divegrass threads where you might have some legitimate cause for complaint.

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bangla kit was kino too tbqh
aussies got more points in the super six stage and were declared the winners

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*Afghan. Probably wants to kill himself even while sober.

all of them looked great tbeh

Not a big fan of hatred toward blacks

>Well played ENG and sorry PAK but this needs to be said, I couldn’t hold back reading such vile comments. Downvote me all you want, I don’t care -

>To everyone chastising Pant, y’all should be ashamed. He’s a kid thrown into the big stage (massive stage), in a high pressure run chase. Even a stalwart like Kohli who has made so many of these chases his bitch couldn’t do it today. And you expect someone sans significant international experience to pull it off? He tried his best and I applaud him.

>Shaming a youngster instead of encouraging him is not the way to go and you’re a disgrace if you do. I’d like to see all you keyboard warriors to show what you can do? He made his way into the national team at such a young age due to his talent. Of the hundreds of millions of youngsters he got fast tracked into the national team, where are you guys?

>In this age of media being everywhere, it’ll be hard for him to be able to avoid the kind of hate some people are spewing and that could affect his mentality forever.

>You do you, Pant. You’ve got a long career ahead of you and you’ll be one of India’s finest by the end of it. Looking forward to more innings from you. You’ll only get better.

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t. ______ ;)

>y'all
stopped reading there

stop posting réddit comment you fuck

>us

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Fellas?

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Fuck off with this shit. Why does everybody fellate Dhoni this hard???

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>476 runs @ 68 and a SR of 91
>LE FUG LE POOT XD

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Well who the fuck else do you think is going to win the world cup while Dhoni sabotages India for his own personal stat card?

>quality english bowlers
SCREAMING

Kek I’m still seething at Dhoni’s innings but this is funny

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The mental gymnastics he went through to praise our shit bowling is hilarious.

If you can't score 400+ against this England bowling ''''''''''attack'''''''''' you should consider suicide

>come in at the end of the innings
>surprised when people expect you to have a higher strike rate than the innings building middle order

just woke up

when has anyone ever done that

ms dhoni did nothing wrong and fully deserves his place in this india side. how many world cups have you won? and yet you criticise...

You are now remembering the joy you felt when Australia were 92 for 5, followed by the cruushing disappointment when you realized you weren't going to win.

Don’t make him depressed this early

>England vs India highlights

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I just know a 41 y/o dhoni will still be in the side come 2023 and there will still be people defending his 23 (59) in a crucial chase

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tipping England to get BOULTED to death vs NZ

Well Adam Gilchrist won 3 world cups - perhaps we should still have him in our team?

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win the toss we win
lose the toss we lose
chasing is our biggest weakness

gilchrist is retired retard

temba bavuma lad

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Oh..... bummer.....

freshie, fuck off

howling(in tears)

funny given that was meant to be >our biggest strength before the tournament

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>27 runs in the first 10 overs
>Hard dick and Poohit Sharma giving away their wickets cheaply
>Poohni batting like it was the first innings of a fucking test match
Imagine unironically thinking that this match wasn't fixed.

Grim.

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Read that as "gilchrist is retired retarded" kek

youtu.be/HqUl4nwlT4k?t=98

BASED

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Reminder that Pookistan has almost consistently been scoring 350~ against Englel everytime they play. India has no fucking excuse

I was asleep for the whole game tb h

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really should cut supporters off like in football in these types of games.

You genuinely can’t accuse MSDOS of March fixing because he’s unironically that bad. He’s useless and manipulated Virat too easily.

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Seethe more hehe ;)

redpill me on this bira 91 drink

>England have won every game Liam Plunkett has played in this World Cup

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Will be rooting for englel against nz. Fuck the peewees ;)

The man has been skating off his reputation for a good five years now. Someone high enough at the BCCI has to be brave enough to tell him to fuck off, but I honestly can't see that ever happening. He'll probably still be around in 2023, shitting up the team with his ineptitude.

>Big brain
Seems average to me.

Big if true. Is this why they don't pick him anymore?

t. brainlet

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ed smith is arguably the greatest mind working in world cricket today

honestly santner's action is pretty similar to mine (in reverse)
coincidentally of course, as if anyone would model their action on that nigger

so true

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I believe the street shutters, this match was not fixed, India tanked it and they will tank it to the banglas as well, Pakistan is fucked

Will Daniel is the head of Global Faculty at Challenger, Inc. in Raleigh, North Carolina

Doesn't seem to have a big brain though. He probably has a well optimized neural architecture instead. Pic related is a truly big brained man.

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BASED INGURLAND

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BTW his cranial circumference is some 5 SDs above the average.

why does only losing 5 wickets in a chase imply risks weren’t taken? By the same awful logic you could bemoan any team that only loses 5 wickets batting first. Literally maximum brainletism

Current India is barely a semi-decent team. The only decent team in this tournament is Australia and they are going to heem whoever they face in the finals.

>australiawinscwclol

But India beat Australia.

Your team isn't even going to reach the finals m8.

australia lost to india

probably not. and?

>I didn't get runs by slacking.
>I worked hard, I grafted, I practised, I did it as well as I could, properly.
>So when you get up in the morning, what do you do? You get out of bed properly, and that means all the way out of it, get right out of the bed.
>No half measures.
>You must get your whole body out of the bed, right out from under the sheets, right off the mattress until you're standing up.
>You won't get anywhere slouching about half out of bed.
>Do you seriously think the people here wouldn't notice if you were only half out of the bed? Come on, wise up.
>Did I walk out to bat when I was half asleep or half out of bed? Of course not.
>I bloody well didn't.
>Remember, the best technique is to look at that bed and then try and get as far away from it as possible.
What did Sir Geoff mean by this?

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Thats back when they had Dhawan. Now they have 2 or 3 brittle batsmen who could carry their scoreboard onward on a good/lucky day.

something I've noticed about cricket is teams will often put their best batsmen high up in the order and expect them to score the majority of the runs.

Are you all proud to a Dhoni fan? Tell tell are you all proud to Dhoni fan

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where are the all the curry blow-ins?
scurried off once the loss became apparent?

Startling observation!

I often spend at least 10 minutes in the morning slouched over the side of my bed with half my body still in bed
that's probably why I';m not a great batsman

It’s almost 1 am brainlet. Maybe you should stay awake next time and keep an eye on the curry

didn't even know we still had the televangelists on the TV anymore. Big insomniac 90's flashback.

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I am still here m8.

Pooni will take the rest of the team down with him if he doesn't find a replacement by 2020.

I stayed up until 8am watching my team lose.
maybe you're just gutless insects.

BLINDER

The game ended a hour and a half ago....all the shitposting ended,what the fuck do you even want nigga

>Indian half out of bed
Come on. Wise up
Kiwi fully out of bed
You will go far

sharted

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me?? just find it interesting that on such a CRUCIAL match, they had the ant size boundaries
hmmmmm a ponderous ponderer that innit

yep was up before 7am, leapt out of bed, big productive Monday ahead.

why don't teams just field 11 gun batsmen? when you make that many runs it doesnt matter that your bowling is entirely part timers

you now remember Jacob Oram

Whats going on here then?

It's hard enough just finding a couple of gun batsmen 2bh

Got a massive poo in the chamber lads

For me, its Chris Cairns

crucial catch in that 2011 qf

for me it has to be Scott Styris

me?? Nathan astle

someone who'll be really thankful there's no sharia law in the morning

really though in my opinion it was greatbatch

answer to "who is the ugliest player ever?"

Dhoni could do this

For me, it's Jesse Ryder

Aus v Eng
Ind v NZ

in all fairness, it's Glenn Turner
end of

poo vs poo pee laannndddia

Help me let out wtf some Kiwi spaz has me locked up in his chamber

We didnt have behrendorff in the side and carey dropped hardik. Woukd have been a very different scenario if not for those two factors tb h

Got to be Chris Harris for me Clive

There mere sight of “Dhoni” makes me seethe nobody has the guts to kick him out of the team

based Dhoni working cazzies into an absolute seethe

>tfw Martin Crowe is FUCKING DEAD

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England bats first and beats NZ too

Loving this indian cricket drama

Ummm sweaty first try and explain how the Duckworth Lewis method works and then post on cric deer

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Within 2 minutes Batman Returns feels more like a Tim Burton film than over 2 hours of Dumbo did.

OH NONONO for the muzzies

ruined their helmet with the flag 2bh
not a fan

Dumbo is a Disney cartoon from the 40's, I wouldn't expect it to feel like a Tim Burton film

reckon that

someone bake already

no ;)

Is it good thing or bad?

soooo..NO one wants to talk about why India didn't play sportingly? wtf was that ending? endland didn't bowl THAT well

youtube.com/watch?v=OB_-TfuZyeE
kino

Cousin just came back from the stadium. Apparently people were booing Dhoni during the slog overs when he took singles which is pretty surprising

Doni?? more like BOOOOni
get it???
HahahahaaahhaaaAhahaaahahahahaaahaahaaaaakekekekekekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wew

>soooo..NO one wants to talk about why India didn't play sportingly?
Have you tried asking on /int/?

wow..and i just maid an post about it here wew...jinx
waaaaaaaa /inT/??? moa?

OH NO NO NO NO NO HOW WILL DHOBI FANS RECOVER?????

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dis iah

ZACHY????!

England will lose to New Zealand. Just to think, had >we not fucked up against Sri Lanka, Pookistan we could have been done by now.

what are the comms baffled by?
was in the shower

we could have been complete, instead we're finished..

so eng v nz, nz win
so?? ind still good and that's all that matters

Reminds me of that Dangerfield joke
>Before I met my wife I felt incomplete, now I'm finished.

yeah that was where I stole it from

>nz win
lol

Sorry. I feel like I ruined your joke now.

its not my joke though

I like to tell people that my gf is cutting me down on sex. Only once a month now. But its not so bad, I know two guys she cut out completely.

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer
put it in a microwave and wait until its bill withers

I get no respect I tell ya, told my girlfriend about that Yea Forums site, but told me she's already reddit

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Nice to see the general going through so many threads

New

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