/cric/ ENGLAND vs INDIA

that's just cricket. football and rugby have 90,000 white faces. can't deny it, cricket is a fundamentally brown sport

dont be shit root

which is the best one? stokes? gupta had a goood one yday

here m8

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>all cuck Indians crawling out like
cockroaches after a wicket
Grim

>sachin chatting absolute grease over the top of every ball

Just shut up for a moment you old poo cunt

LOL

why is he sleeping on his chest?

would demolish your brother's arse desu

KEK

>specialist fielder only on the ground because of a fake injury
absolute disgrace tbqh

should do away with the 12th man the same way runners were killed off

ruled by the white gods from down under

*taps my way to a half century*

FUCKING KEK

>OneDay4Children
DON'T LET RICHO SEE THIS

any indian lads remember shaka laka boom boom

this spergy lad who watches nfl asked me whether id been following the cricket. told him id rather watch the dyke wc haha

Hey Britisher fuk halfo crikect my religion sachin is my god

Gay.

Can I get a stream lads

um cricket is a fundamentally australian sport mate.

>India getting blown the btfo out
>nary a pooposter to speak of
>get 1 (one) wicket
>haha woo my power is back on yay india

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I find myself sleeping like that most of the time. Is that a problem?

>implying India want to win this game

watch your own shows lad

Haha I get it lads
oneday4children because you score 4s in cricket haha

India=land of cucks
Pakistan=land of chads

ngl seeing your brother lie there like a wheat paratha waiting to be spoiled by my greasy punjabi fingers is doing things to me

who is jaddu subbing in for anyway

Why is Root captain? Little poofter anti man

Neck strains and spine problems in the future for you lad

is no janny a /cric/ fan here?
sticky this faggots

he's cute I wish he was ours

poohul

He isnt captain you fucking gay little fairy
Morgan is

because female root is cute

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The little girl(Hansika Motwani) from that show went on to become a famous actress in the South Indian movie industry.

GayL poohul

Bumrush gonna getting dabbed on

what happened to him? seems like he gets subbed in for the fielding innings every match BC

charities are a scam

are you on holiday or do you live there bro? also we never get stickies

We don't need low IQ wogball brainlets shitposting here

How is Tendulkar treated in India lads? Is he pretty much royalty?

He was for a bit though the little cunt

I hope Kohli gets clean bowled first ball so we can have footage of mass Indian suicide mid-match.

Michael Vaughan BTFO

Nah. He used to be. Now he’s just *sip* now tendulkar that was a player

actually a bit pissed off seethstow is going to get a hundred after all his whining.

bet he does some sort of celebration towards the media.

Like a god

>holiday
>internship
yes, basically

still SEETHING from the defeat i see. kek

>tfw imagining a 2015 world cup final with india instead of new zealand where kholi gets a third ball duck instead of mccullum
truly magnificent spectacle.

CAMON BARE STOVE SCORE A FAKN 100

what whining?

Mental that nobody was actually moaning and everyone came out in support yet he continued to seethe.

>still SEETHING from the defeat i see. kek
What defeat?

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>Manjrekar replaces Tendulkar

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I won't be surprised if there are poos with mandirs literally worshipping tendulkar lol

expect him to be canonized as an avatar of vishnu

was whining about people getting on their backs after playing like utter shit two games in a row.

perhaps he means the one defeat we had in the ODI series where we beat india at home?

Chad move from Bairstow.

chad naib wants to hit that

Yeah, so I'm thinking that we're back

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english people and media treat their sportsmen awfully whenever they mess up, it's gross

It was kino in its time.
I still remember in early 2000s every kid wanted to buy that pencil.

Ireland aren't in this world cup mate

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Tito was my classmate in school. Everyone still calls him Tito, even though he featured in Slumdog Millionaire.

>we

>tf
>tp

I thought the irish had pride.

>sanjay saying that its india's "gameplan" to not take wickets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA is this dumbcunt for real

is he white?

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You lads reckon lizzy is good at cricket?

Yea she became a hottie.
After shalaka she also starred in some TV show of same genre and played twins.

i had star utsav in dubai when I was a kid

Fair play - if you run your mouth you need to deliver

BASEDTOW

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I don't know anything about cricket but isn't India just going to lose this so that Pakistan is out?

this is literally the kind of thing you sarcastically shitpost itt

>bindia
Kek

Faf looking like a balding poofter with his scarf in summer

based ginger

>A paki

>There are 20 posters in this thread.

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Still remember that funny-looking pencil

She’s a fat pig slut that got passed around madrasi uncles

Yes, Indians are cucks

Your best cricketer ever wants to be English now, please fuck off

Brenda looks terrified to find herself next to an irish.

yeah let's just let england tick along at 7 an over with buttler-morgan-stokes still to come thats our game plan

Wait, is this ground smaller?

faf is unironically handsome as fuck and mogging EVERYONE in that image. would let him run a train on my wife honestly.

All indians should be arrested

Bairstow’s father will be so proud of him after his shit start to the cup.

she looks so different now, wow

We are going to get 400+ and bowl India out for under 250. Screencap me.

>1-64 after 7
bruh

Finch chucking the loominati signal. Definitely 6 now.

Actually everyone from the show because a TV actor or got into movies(hansika).

>adverts in Hindi
Fucking state lol

india are SO FUCKING SHIT LMAO

I'm English you twat I think that's obvious

still cannot believe how fucking retarded sanjay is. its like they found him on the comment section for a steve bucknor bad decisions against india video

Faf isn't interested in your pleb wife, he's too busy running a train on the queen with his bros

>implying every actress in every country doesn't have to suck dicks
Don't be delusional all of them do in early stages of their career and even men have to do it.
You think faggot johar just takes anyone in his film, that cocksucker takes it in the ass before giving them a role.

India would like some wickets here while conceding fewer runs.

England would like to make sure these two, particularly Bairstow, bat deep, and that they continue to make runs.

Thoughts on my analysis lads?

...

the bairshow

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If Jonny Bairstow was a fry cook, he'd be Jonny Bairstove.

>imagine LARPing as a bree ish

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>Leg side boundary
>59m
WHAT THE FUCK?

Finch looks like gigachad in that photo

If Jonny Bairstow didn't cry about the gloves as much he could be a good top order test batsman

Great insight m8.

he would if he were standing.

If he was your sister, he would be Jonny Bairho

>tf
>tp

if johnny bairstow was part of a large carnivorous mammals foot, he'd be johnny bear's toe

BIG fan of Dhonis sunnies

Business idea: winning captain of the toss gets to set the boundary rope for the match

Thanks Clarko.

He is still one of the highest earning cricketer of 2018 and doesn't even play cricket anymore.
He definitely does more ads than all your mainstream white cricketers.

Reckon there’s a bit of grip in this pitch lads

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Even Sharukh had to sleep with producer when he started his career.(he is also best buddies with Karan Johar ;) )

If a bloke named john was trying to store a furry member of the Ursidae family he'd be Johnny bearstow

That's what they showed on the gameplan thing.

>He definitely does more ads than all your mainstream white cricketers.

that's because no one would recognise our own cricketers in the UK

Hey Britisher fak off u stole the joke from me

Could have some variable bounce.

I'm thinking a small roller

why do brit photos always have that gloomy haze around everything?

feel like shit lads, just want to fuck roostermans sister then watch cricket together

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Needs some more shit in it mate. Want me to help?

Idk why lads but lately I've been overcome with the urge to fuck a midget

Only cricketer of the last 2 decades that's done a bunch of adverts is Flintoff I think.

Quite a bit of gardening required on this strip

>kuldeep 66 runs in 8 overs
Poor lad

How the fuck did Sri Lanka beat England?

Who still gloating about Poo Peeland thinking they were hot shit when they had us 92/5 ?

is he really our best spin bowler? grim 2bh

this team can't chase

Malinga.

bit in it for the seamers if they can get the ball to nip

UK also has a big boner for america and its stars.

Any particular preferences?

N*gger mods b& me for 7 days last time and rangeblocked my LTE provider(which I used to switch IPs and shitpost)

Feels good to be finally back

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cricketers are in ads for literally everything here. tubs keeps telling me to buy an aircon

reckon the ICC should fine bairstow if he doesnt shave that shit off next match
the constantly hungover look is visually offensive

Should I have a wank lads?

mainly tht they tend to have huge arses but finding one with big tits is a challenge

Kane the Bookmaker.

This. England cannot handle the pressure of chasing.

he kinda looks like this dude

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I reckon.

should I go lads? seems like england have it easy from here

No mate

jesus is watching

Kek

never underestimate india in a chase

hmmm

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Not even that, Cricket is no longer on free TV in the UK, like it was in the age of Flintoff.

Huge mistake imho, chasing Sky money but ignoring the bigger picture

I hope you learned your lesson to not talk about politics in Yea Forums

First for Pakistan zindabad

>/pol/shit
Hope you get banned again

Me mate. I picked australia to win

Cringedia

>200/1

Uff

400 definitely on the cards, possibly even 450

Wonder if hitting a boundary has crossed Root’s mind yet

Nah mate reckon Dhoni’s going to have a strike rate of 200 in this game

yes lad theres a new BLACKED video released last night

Reckon you'd beat the banglakeks lad?

Big brained strategy to keep Pakis out of the semis

Gonna be so shit when Queenie dies and instead of our country being represented by a nice old lady it's going to be that big-eared loon.

>posting about /pol/ on Yea Forums
one of the best things about based /cric/ is that no one talks about fucking politics here.

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wish I would cross his mind sigh

done my own calculations (really complex) and have come to a projected total

reckon England are on course for 404 here lads

don't ask me how I got there it's too complicated for me to explain

link it buddy
didnt see one post supporting Australia last night from Poo Pealand

Hope they ban you again when you spout politics shit

yeah,reckon their bowling is a bit shit

>Sehwag
>Tendulkar
>Ganguly
>Dravid
>VVS
>Yuvraj
>Dhoni
>Harbhajan
>Zaheer
>Irfan
>Kumble

Picking India to chase 400 here

Kek are you that Goan lad?

always get this niggling feeling that England look like they are doing well but are actually doing poorly on a decent batting pitch and India will be getting double digit RR when they get in....

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cricket is only on free tv in 3rd world countries

No, no, no, no, no
Sky has made watching cricket so much better than it was on Channel 4/BBC
Zoomers like you forget that it was literally impossible to watch the Ashes in Australia on TV as no one was covering it. With Sky you dont miss a ball

anyone else getting tired of being so GOAT at cricket? its boring when you know for a fact that we will win every cricket world cup.

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>still showing legs at 98
degeneracy truly runs in the white bloodline. it is a curse from god and there is no cure for them

Why is the parking lot empty?

You lads ever wank just because you have to and have no urge like it and do it just to fulfil the daily quota?

No worries lad I trust you

allright lads im off, enjoy the game

Happy to see no shit flinging today, cheers poos

unironically you're a paid shill

That's literally me every day before bed. It's a habbit and I can't sleep unless I fap. Not even horny at all.

>making shiela mad in the back
worth it lmao

Once Bairstow is set, almost all of his scoring shots are leg side

but it's on free tv here

>no gavaskar
yikes

370 on the cards

India will get out for under 200 runs.
Dhoni-54* (123)

Star sports is not free in India.

I'm in bed on my phone. Can't really be fucked doing that rubbish

Why so pessimistic lad? This looks like England are gonna run a train over us.

thats force of habit. thats when you need to stop m8

What are India tracking for?

Yes

I've conditioned myself to fap before every shower

should be pushing 500

ever been to perth?

home series should be on FTA tv like here. Only away series (not including the ashes) are on pay tv which imo is acceptable.

>why is that not plumb?
Maybe because it's missing leg by a country mile? FUCKING DUMB WOMAN CUNT GET OFF MY COMFY CRIC

350 and anything more we need 100s by 2 players and panyda like innings by 2 players.

It means you need to sort yourself out, you’re depressed

Airtel is range banned for last 3 days.

Not heard of any of em

the england show

Its a double edged sword mate. Free to air gives exposure, interest and more fans, something Englel cricket should be focusing hard on.
Pay Tv is great if youre a connoisseur of grig but doesnt bring in new fans or exposure.

had that before bed on some days, sometimes I'll load up porn, scroll through for a bit and decide I don't actually want to have a wank today and put away my phone

western GODstralian from perth here mate ama

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Think beyond yourself and your gratification, tubby. Coverage is better if you're a Sky mong but the downsides are massive.

Cricket is in decline in this country without some free coverage, hence batshit bad ideas like The Hundred.

hes having a stroke someone help him

Feminist detected

kek
me and my dad had a comfy woman hating chuckle when based man commentator corrected her

>VVS and Yuvraj in the same team.
nope. one is a test speicialist and the other is for limited overs

Jio rangebanned as well in west side

BONA
FIDE
SUPERSTAR

Based katua is back. Hoping for some elite bowling now.

>watching porn on phone
>phone
you are the actual degenerate here

I'm going to LOSE my SHIT lads. Women should NOT be commentating this game

Unironically better test side than nowadays.

>glides you down to third man

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considering they started the innings at literally 0/0, this has been a great fight back from england.

nah it's good for in bed wanks

what's the story with this tranny?

so close
wtf

*siiiiiiiip* watching porn on game boy advance, ahhh those were the times

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get fucked!!!!

dont you have a gf for those needs?

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What kind of nigger mod would do that and it is not because of Yea Forums.

bairsNOOOOOOOOOOO

SHAMU'D

Not an all time XI, just the best Indian side.

bairstool

Is this the same woman commentator who said “That’s four more,” during the last Ashes, only for her not to realise a third man was in place and the batsman ran a single?

Phone is a godsend for people with no privacy.

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BASED KATUA BASED KATUA BASED KATUA

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF BITCHSTOW

unironically used to fap to hot tekken 7 characters and divas in wwe games on my psp when I was 12 and didnt know about porn

>doesnt bring in new fans
>new fans have caused shitty music to play after every over + wicket + boundary, stupid crowd cams, boomer cricket bat player etc etc
Went to lords for eng vs aus and it was insufferable. We need to purge our great game of this pond scum, not encourage it to grow

2bh the strongest mind is the one that can stop wanking halfway through a video and go back to their daily life

>can't even reach 150

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No bounce in the pitch but there might be a bit for the spinners

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COLLAPSE

NELSONNED.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TACTICAL LOSS

>all pathetic cuck hindus getting hit for sixes
>One Muslim single handedly brings India back into the game
Reckon all hindus should kill themselves and give their wives and land to Pakistan

Based fucking BYG

Bat like a coward for 5 overs with 9 wickets in hand, hole out anyway. Weak

Just one of the girls I fugged at a soapland in Japan, mate. Not a tranny, in fact she had a nice inny cunny

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>wanking anywhere besides in the shower before you wash yourself
>not pissing after your wank to clear the pipes
filth

Literally haven't watched it on PC in last decade.

probably been around longer than you, just a total casual

no mate

tipping a brainlet innings from morgan here

Take it /pol/ you dumb cunt

>turn on the stream
>lose a wicket
sorry lads that one's on me

This

Started well, now playing like a test match - fuck sake

Are you one of the blokes from the polite clapping room?

honestly thats fucking based

Cringe initiatives and gimmicks like that are a symptom of the game dying and cricket boards desperately trying to inject life into the game any way they can. We don't have that shit at test matches here and cricket is more popular than ever because it has actual exposure.

who's the greatest Indian Muslim cricketer?

better not be fucking Azharuddin

kek based jaddu

Captain's knock now

>poorstow oh nononononono

>Sajan Nair points out that 24 of the last 40 balls were dots, which perhaps led to the wicket.

/pajeet/ here
i believe you, actually. ive been here 1 month and banged one.
do they hate japanese men?

Really poor few last overs, were sleepwalking through them, need to pick it up. 350 looks like a par score on this wicket, not the aim.

>didn't watch first 30 overs
>india losing

>start watching from last over
>india start winning

Explain this

Indian shitposters were shitposting BLACKED posts on /pol/. They could keep changing IPs and mods couldn't do anything about it so I think they got pissed and rangeblocked everyone

basedstow with the trips

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>tekken 7
>12
You can't post here

You've got the cart before the horse, you utter cretin.

The out-of-touch ECB is doing shit they think the kids will like because they are desperate to get people in, but don't have the great help of games being on free TV.

Dads an MCC member and im on the waiting list yeh

fuckkk. get one then lad. use your bree ish accent

Is there a worse service provider in the world than airtel? Fucking cunts are nothing but money sucking parasites

have a good time besides the brown brigade mate?
I can never see the ball when I watch from the side so always sit behind the wickets

haha lol nice catch meant to say 5

GET THE FUCK IN

Any Dravidoid master race here
Belgaum reporting

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>Captain
>0 (2)

Hoist by their own petard

women are a meme

psp doesn't even have 7, accidental mistake blud

>chortel
Switch to BSNL lad they need our help \O/

a-are there going to be riots in india tonight after this one??

honestly Shami has been unlucky today. he's been bowling pretty well. should have picked up a wicket early in the innings

The ecb has ruined cricket in England because they wanted money from sky

Yeh Belgium here too

What does it smell like?

Chennai here ;) ;)

Actually they are alright. Everyone in Indian telecom industry is bleeding money. Pricing for LTE needs to go up 2-3x atleast for anyone to be profitable

I hope they go bankrupt

Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi aka "one eyed tiger"

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Your shower must be coated in cum and down the drain pipe. Disgusting. Far more hygienic doing it into a tissue and flushing it down the toilet and having a shower after.

Using bsnl ever since I had a phone m8. They're unironically based. Had the cheapest data and SMS packs when the rest were blatantly looting us for money

Bsnl announced they're shutting down 2-3 days ago

tipping an immediate and irreversible decline in run rate

three wickets in the next 5 overs I reckon

imagine being the guy that has to wash the indian players uniforms after a match

redpill me on this fella

dubs and englel choke from here

Imagine not making 300 after that start.

Bhaiya from UP living in Hyderabad here

yeah was good grig, shame about the result
went to pakistan and south africa which was much worse

father of some celebrity

Mohammed Kaif, Zaheer Khan, the Pathan Bros, Shami etc etc

pitch is obviously turning to shit.

india all out for

Will englel score 350?

If you mean soaplands, I don't think so. Most places don't even allow non-Japanese men even. Although I think it's starting to change because apparently soaplands aren't as big with salary men culture as they used to be. It was pretty normal to take clients and stuff to a soapland in the past apparently.
If you mean regular girls, then I just think they like foreigners. I got tons of attention when I was there.

CA is doing the same here. They gave T20 and ODI games exclusive rights to Foxtel just so they could get their precious billion dollar rights deal. Pretty sure majority of Australian's won't even know that South Africa had a series against us last year as a result.

Dai northie rasacala stop hinthi imposition

Gult from hyderabad reporting

Reckon england might make at least 210.

Try and stop me you Tamil faggot

root and morgan are shook

>1 (8)

o captain my captain

disappointment looms

An Englishman that doesn’t know about him? He’s one of Jeffrey Archer’s favourite players.

wpah getting optimistic are we lad

should have put buttler in to continue the momentum

selfish by morgan

I thought it was just me. I have Vodafone.
Surely it's not because of our shitposting in /cric/

gone
get the fuck out

>POOrgan
OH NONONONONO

POORGAN

>ENGLANDS BRAVE OWEN MORGAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK
GRIMGLAND CHOKES AGAIN

pakis out

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hmmmmm

>poorgan

MENTALLY COOKED

DISGRACE

>poorgan
Oh NONONONONONO

they're actually choking this

so THIS is the power of the english top order

Delusional

told you

nigga wat lmao I was making fun of tamilians

BASED MUSLIM CHAD
HINDU SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
HINDU SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
HINDU SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
BASED MUSLIM CHAD
HINDU SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES

BASED SHAMI DOING IT FOR HIS MUSLIM BROTHERS

>england are actually going to fucking choke this
yikes

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Fuck off back to Ireland grim Paddy

you have a bree ish flair.
if anyone is a paki it's you. kek

Glad Poorgan is out he's fucking shit

Unironically went for a piss and missed a wicket.

Mick BTFO

Ireland would have a decent team if all their best players didn't go to England to play County Cricket.

GONE. FUCK OFF BACK TO IRELAND

>bree ish

why does he keep typing this and what does he mean by this

HI VIZ CHADS WIN AGAIN

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big strong stokes to muscle us past 325

why are you like this

he was the captain when India won first ever overseas test series (against kiwi). good player and great captain back when India was minnows in cricket

How do you choke after going EIGHT RUNS AN OVER for the first 25 overs ???????

*bashes your fucking head in if england dont win*

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WICKET MAIDEN

Dw England's only decent player is on the pitch now.

ive been saying Poogan is a fraud since the start of this WC
hes scored no runs at all except against dead rubber afghanistan

White collar Soi boy seething

NOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TACTICAL LOSS

stokes rhymes with woakes

sounds bretty gud, a lot like sobers when the west indies were still a calypso team before their golden age

Autism

I would become a tradie if the outfit wasn't so unaesthetic

do english cricket players do this as well or is a soccer thing?

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Oh i though you were that tamil retard who seethes over every hindi comment. Funny thing is I've come across more Hindi speakers here than Telugu speakers

cant wait to see poorgan in the press conference

Zaheer then

rest are dogshite except Shami

based

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>tfw your uncle was a Wisden player but you are utterly shit and don't even play recreationally

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My Dutch trolling VPN has also been banned, now I have to suffer posting with this flag

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What kind of bowler are you /cric/?

For me, it's right hand medium fast.

so true

ffs bhaiyas have zero chill, can't even joke around these fags

If England don't score enough runs India will score more and win.

I think there's something wrong with the contrast on my tv lads

BASED saffa flag
so thats where you've been

Educate me lads. How did POOndians get so good in cricket?

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yeah same here from over the wicket, can bowl well but still inconsistent
need to get back into doing net sessions while the sun is still shining I reckon

ambidextrous orthodox chinaman

Last 3 digits of my post is England's score

Same here m8. Bowl a cheeky spin once or twice to hoodwink the batsmen

D:

Are builders the most chad profession on Earth?

constant seething over ausgod supremacy gave them the extra boost

for me, its right hand pie chucker

1.3 billion people who are obsessed with the sport. it was bound to happen eventually.
also kotoha best girl

based stokes 300

I was fast in my mind but slow medium in the actual real physical environment.

that star tours advert is infuriating.

674 is unironically par in these conditions

83 world Cup win and Sachin becoming a god

The first World Cup win was the catalyst

reckon india might not want this to happen haha

superior Indian genetics

Based KDE user

England need to not lose any more wickets I reckon

sheer volume of people. the fact that this team is the best 1.3 billion can amass is pretty embarrassing really

you need to be good in the first place to win a world cup

Have any Indians ever shat on the cricket field like they were back home?

>india
You mean pakistan

>rr back under 6
oh nono

Azharuddin

Fuck me lads how did Shami get so good. Is this the power of a man who got screwed over by a woman?

yeah kapil dev was a gun

I don't understand.

Bit obsessed with poo lad

Yeah, this flag is a curse. Its too easy to get recognised from other threads.

honestly? based. good come back from ind

reckon they should lose at least one more to get buttler in for the last few overs. root is terrible at slogging

is there anything england can't choke? it's like a vital part of the national psyche at this point

>1983
wasnt that when australia went through that period where Australia were really shit? no other real competition

>you now remember the logies

bairstow's innings already invalid

Stoinis when?

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Whats the argument against segregation like in football lads? No better way of getting young people in the game like improving the atmosphere and jeering the misfields of your opponents with your compatriots

Yeah mate

big cricket fan here

bit goin on here

it makes me shudder every time I remember how australian tv and radio used to actually be relevant culturally

England have put the night watchman in

its over

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no need to if england is doing it for us.

*does absolutely fucking nothing the entire world cup*
based wog

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anyone else feel its unfair to get a specialist fielder as a sub?

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pandya due a wicket here

tipping a waleed ali win

england was a good team then

For me, it's right hand medium beamer.

You're welcome pajeets, England want to shit the moment I started watching.
Bad news for you is I just got bored and stopped.

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Oh nononononono

root typically accelerates. he'll finish with a strike rate over 100.

Muslims are genetically superior
Give it a few more months and he will replace poomrah as the lead bowler

How to achieve this level of performance m8s?

reminder that Xavier Doherty has a world cup winners medal

no

19 off 8 overs
fucking joke

52 balls since the last boundary
i reckon they will hit a six now

I work with a lot of normie middle-age bints and it's still a big deal

story?

been getting erections non-stop pretty much the entire day. not sure what my body means by this but maybe i'd be all right taking fina given this is the case

XD

Smoke weed and go fuck an escort

Wtf happened to the run rate?

umm get a gf

Messaged an escort and never heard back. Looking as grim as England atm.

cancelled

Got metood by his wife

yes

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In fairness I expect >we are going to do the same thing, rather than have Roy field in India's innings and injure himself again.

>root typically accelerates

He probably should try and use a slower pace and not get too excited, he'd probably stay in longer.

bairstow an heroed

Virat made a call

>messaging an escort
what does this mean? you give money to them and they come fuck you unless its some very bizzare shit so they avoid at that moment.
are you sure you contacted an escort and not a feminist?

i fuck escorts regularly and no desire to smoke weed.

sounds like effort.

kek, nothing better than a good old aussie seethe

glad the english lads reckon 216 is so defendable they've stopped scoring
classic confidence trick

Where do you find escorts to message?
Asking for a friend

that's if you go to an actual brothel. escorts are far more up themselves.

love punter
hate english cheats
simple as

His wife was a major cunt who made a huge scene on tv blaming him for sleeping around

reckon you'd be better off getting a used falcon mate

they didn't have a license for it

Score some fucking runs

Jesus

why are they called "dot balls"?

if Joe Root was Ben Stokes' brother he'd be Joe Ginger

...

kek

he is a major cunt himself for sleeping around

>12 posts early

The scorer puts a dot in his little book for that delivery.

if Joe Root was my brother he'd be Joe POOt

>Kohli: Rohit, he'll go for the reverse
>Stokes goes for the reverse sweep on the 3rd ball and gets a 4

NEW THREAD

Really struggling with this post tbqh.

She had no proof kek. BCCI conducted an investigation and cleared him after his wife went to them to get hin kicked from the team.

ricky fuming cos he didnt think of it first

fair enough. but she also falsely accused him of match fixing which got him banned for an year.

>Talking to reporters, Hasin Jahan said: "I have come to my husband's house and I have every right to stay here. My in-laws are misbehaving with me and the police is supporting them.
Seems like she still wants to stay with him

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We’ve already won