/cric/ OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS INDIA GAME THREAD #2
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india are still in this
first for RICK AN MORTY
reckon india will want to take some wickets soon lads
Anyone else find that bisleri camel ad funny?
>drop et
fuck analysis just play
ready to end it all desu lads
Which nation will have the first trans player to compete at a World Cup?
Can't love Roy no matter how good he is for England or how fast he scores. Just too fucking ugly a player. Give me Ian Bell at a 75 S/R any day.
I think India should try to get this roy guy out of the field by dismissing him
I am here.
yes we rajasthani exactly talk like that
>india
yikes
Got 42 (You)s in the last thread, going at a strike rate of around 130.00.
Nah just bowl 42 maidens. 46 is an easy target
this is the point of no return for india
looking good mate
based pozz gaynolds
here's a freebie lad
CAM ON INGLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN RUNS
88 is my record so far this world cup but i usually get 60-70 per thread.
the four horseman of the apocalypse
Thanks m8, big fan of your dubs.
way ahead of you mate
miss them meme kek
>be a short form specialist
is there anything more pleb than someone who can't stand up in the longer formats?
GO INGURLAND
Chat shit, bat out maidens real legend
enjoy the game lad
rashid, wood, archer and plunkett
still laughing at freo lmao tbqh
its literally the most pathetic thing. youre a specialist at an easy version of the game kek. its like being a professional putt putt golf player instead of a regular gold player kek
tfw missed it
Don't care about cricket but I saw some pictures and India is still consisting of skinnyfat guys LMAO. Sport nutrition my ass is apparently the mindset of Indian cricket
is cricket dying in england?
reckon india will be wanting a wicket here shortly
somebody that can't stand up in any format - mitch marsh
Whose the favorite to win the cricket tournament?
>lost to carlton
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK
i stopped watching after the first quarter when they were up 34-2. how the FUCK did they end up losing
now imagine a short form specialist captain and you have >englel
dunno why all subcontinentals are skinnyfat. even the women are too thin to be thicc but too fat to be slim
reckon couple would not be bad either
impressive
might have to buy a Yea Forums pass to raise my PPM
>tfw was at the game
Australia and it's not even close.
Miss Messi posting lads
>tfw Carlton's win makes us look better
Fred finds a way, they always do.
Still can’t get yesterday’s score of 2, caught at fly slip out of my head
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>/aflel/
One brings two lads one brings two
is jason roy related to andrew "roy" symonds?
smoke some meth to feel better
Just hope they beat brazil there will be quite a few threads
skinnyfat is objectively the best body type for cricket
ghyo da kasur haiga
What about Mr. Messi
it's basically already dead in terms of appeal in younger generations now
only kept alive by middle class boomers
Afghanistan
west coast operate in the meth heartland of WA lad not freo
for me its just posting off cooldown and having a mix of engaging off topic posts and actual cricket related posts. posting asian girls is easy (you)s generally.
GET SAM FAKIN WICKETS CANTS
Looks pretty close to me lad
They call you ruru poster
>Hurr durr I spek hindi XD
Go back
Very solid first 10 from englel
What language is this?
Wrong.
It’s kept alive by the millions of poos and Pakistanis we continue to import. Most club matches these days are played by teams with at least half non-whites involved.
I have given up listening to music because it promotes degeneracy but they are playing some punjabi bangers in the stadium.
>poort
>fred
why are the seconday state franchise teams always such flops? start out strong but can't last a season
englel's bowling is pretty grim so I reckon india can chase 350 if rohit or kohli get going
I’m 25 and I’d say 10% of lads my age enjoy cricket.
It’s a sad state of affairs
He’s his son
What are India wearing?
BASED Aleem Dar BTFOing Pakistan indirectly
KING Kohli will make light work of any total POOngland puts up
WALLOP
>didn’t review
>spike in glove
TOP KEK
GET FUCKED KOHLI, INSUFFERABLE CUNT
ALEEM DAR YOY PAKI CUNT HAHAHA
Clothes
STOP LISTENING TO DHONI KOHLI GROW A SPINE YOU MONG
would be the first solid 10 ever witnessed on that island
ooooooooooooooooooo my roy boy
india on pooicide watch
They're always good for a laugh though.
Kohli and Rohit getting ready for a PLUNKing
ALEEM DAR MY HERO MY MATE
"away" strip
fuck merchandising
arent port like 130 years old?
*blocks your path*
ALEEM DAR YOU FUCKING BRAINLET HAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED ENGLAND
so why didnt roy walk?????????????
FUCKING CHEAT
There you go, you have your excuse India. Can let us win now.
Can't believe Roy didn't walk then, he clearly gloved it.
>less than a run a ball
England have been well and truly psychologically cooked here
You mean the guy who looks like my local kekab shop owner.
Also don't care about the details of that temple issue but that terrain belongs to a mosque. Suck it up hindus
Hey, frens. This is me.
I love Rugby and Cricket!
england is a nation of cheats. only australians and kohli ever walk.
as a beast coaster I can't complain
according to poort cuckstomers maybe
>being outnumbered and outcheered in your own country
Against the spirit of the game, shame on cheating
So true
It’s the contrary actually
You could tell Roy had nicked it by his reaction. He looked terrified.
>hits gloves
>Aleem says not out
Not even mad haha
Because he’s not a brainlet convict
this is what I imagine every kiwi flag here looks like
looks like he loves the benefit
>dhoni
You have to respect the decision of the umpire lads. Umpire immediately says it was wide who are you to say you gloved it.
Strategically horrific colours to distract England and maybe even give them a headache
It's already backfired, umpire couldn't concentrate and missed the edge
Reminder the umpire is the only one who has a say in the matter and anyone who says other wise is anti-cricket
In test matches England do this to every team apart from India and Australia pretty much.
>tfw Aleem dar was indian sleeper all along
is this revenge for adnan sami
Collapse incoming
What is some fine English cuisine?
Predicted already in the last thread and you cunts were giving me shit lol
What is Aleem Dar’s game plan here? Is he /ourguy/ for favouring England?
Bairstow wasting deliveries get Root in
>jake
remember me
humble pie
Am I a faggot or is Hardik Panda kinda cute?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I play for my local club and it's as popular as ever. Where it isn't popular is with the general population.
P
400 incoming lads
Both
howling
When did this happen? Was he campaigning among eunuchs?
dhoni is mentally cooked here
for frodo
KEK indian biased commentary getting blown the fuck out
How can one man be so based?
>manjeraker finally making some sense
Hmm
And tbf the barmy army are louder than all the Aussies when we play down under
CAM ON ENGLAND
what did he say
didn't get the memo, we were supposed to let india win today
this is revenge for 1965 and 1971
some great test batting here from bairstow
Cricket is going the way of field hockey in the uk, only played by poos and private school kids.
It sounds bad but it basically means its going to be something people mostly play rather than watch which is actually pretty fun.
Might move to Perth to be honest
Are Australians rooting for England or india to win?
That the one clue the ball hit the gloves was that it dipping when it reaches Dhoni
ENGLAND ON 4TH PLACE WATCH LMAO
nice drop Poohli
weather in scotland is grim m8
last year
>Once again India cricketer Gautam Gambhir is up for a cause, this time for the transgender community. India cricketer Gambhir recently attended the inauguration of the seventh edition of Hijra Habba in New Delhi. The cricketer who always stands up for things that affect the ‘aam aadmi’ and voices his opinion over Indo-Pakistan diplomacy was spotted donning a saree and a bindi while supporting the transgenders. It was the transgenders who dressed up the cricketer. The Delhi-cricketer was earlier seen tying Rakhi to the transgender community. Recently, the Supreme Court delivered a historic verdict removing the controversial Section 377 which criminalised the transgenders.
Like rugby league for people with jobs
What a crowd catch. Top lad.
Good take from the big lad in the crowd
redpill me on hijras
I literally don't care either way
Big unit
god india are fucking dogshit lmao
Also field hockey has qts with big thighs playing it too which is always good for the sports
I thought india had good bowling wtf
You still lost ;)
I hope you win it ma loo's! What are your odds to poop all over this world cup and bring it home?
This is a 400 par pitch. POOngland are way behind where they need to be
Redpill me on vaping lads. Just bought one today hoping it would help me get rid of my chain smoking habit
I wonder why they're losing
reckon india will lose to england in the final if they don't win today
honestly? based
*almost loses to afghanistan*
*gets blown the fuck out by england*
fuck up rat
Pitch has bounce and turn
India is just absolute dogshit and unlucky
grim
Think England should be looking to make contact between bat and ball here.
Throwing on purpose to make the pakis seethe
So this is the power of the best bowling line up in the world?
BASED JAYCE
my dear bros
id say its because england is scoring runs at a good rate while india is not able to take any wickets
There’s one from your cunt that ran away to the US and posts on int
Tropical
what are your thoughts on Gulbadin? do u think he sold out
Rooting for India so that Pakistan can knock them out in the semi's.
large cranium post
Lol why you mad lad
Cuck mentality
No wonder Pakistan is the land of chads and India is the land beta cuck hindus
has a kiwi ever made a funny post? pretty awful strike rate imo
most brainlet move in cricket history, you'll regret it when england beat you in the final
>fulltoss
Ffs kuldeep
No rain forecasted for the NZ game so I don't see how that's possible
SO FRICKIN' BASED
went for a long walk and expected to come home to an england gollabse
wtf is this shit
Remember when India picked Kuldeep Yadav for the Lord's test last year and he bowled 9 overs for no wickets and got 2 ducks?
BASED FUCKING ENGLAND LADS
CAM ON INGLAND WIN THE FAKIN GAME
>back to a batting paradise after a few bowler's pitches
yaaaaaawn
Put the trip back on faggot so I can filter you.
Not gonna throw in the finals m8
Alpha batting
>100 in 15 overs
yeah im thinking we're fucked
450 on the cards
tactical loss on the cards hehe ;?)
Rain looms
england with no chill like its 1757
Looking like England won't choke out of the semis. Was fun while it lasted.
GO INGERLAND
Have some faith m8.
England are playing really well and yet I’m still here thinking we are about to collapse.
why does it seem like boundaries actually increase once the powerplay ends in this world cup?
>India lose
>get to play NZ in semis
>India win
>get to play England in semis
i know what id do
Jonny Basedtow
t-there's still New Zealand
wish bumrah could bowl all 50 overs
Luck on english side ;)
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>boundary check
Wtf were they checking there?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Early pressure, batsmen playing themselves in.
And there’s still fielding restrictions in the middle overs
>match with girl on tinder
>she messages you 3 seconds later
lol
I think he did what he thought was right and best for him at the time in order for him to play his best cricket
You beat us in the group stage and still think we won't batter you in the final?
pitches are offering a bit for bowlers, but the white ball just does nothing after about 10 overs pretty much regardless, if it's a slow wicket you can contain but otherwise you are just gotta hope the batting team shits the bed
If it was a boundary m8.
No worries lad we got this.
>b-best spinners in the tournament la
kek
KEK
K E K
Top bowlers are used first and last 10 overs.
just setting the stage for an epic kohli run chase
Wtf you’re not that Afghan poster. Nabi should be lynched or get the Cronje treatment when he gets home.
is this bad? ive never used tinder
400 on the cards here
Can anyone explain to me why Jadeja doesn’t make the team?
Can India win already. Kill this sport once and for all in this country
>Had tinder set to a completely different city
>matched with gfs mate who just happened to be passing through there
She told her then she dumped me ha ha
Couldn't be happier with this loss
Okay this is looking grim
bairstow channelling his seethe here
seconding this 2bh
What are pies lads?
My blind Nan who isn’t watching knew it was a boundary.
India can't chase anything over 285
hey i like you guys, but your team is basically Kane and two bowlers. And Kane seems to choke in big games
Really want to snap Chahal's limbs.
Really grim to think how much Cuckfield damaged our chances
2 seamers and 2 spinners, all rounder spot taken by kung fu panda. No room for him teebeeaich
reckon a few wickets here could turn things around
Haloooo
no idea tee bee h they could bat him at 7 and he's a pretty elite fielder too, would balance the team nicely
England can't defend anything below 385
tell her i said whats up
Really want to see Chahal and Cuckfield in a cage fight
I vote for cuckfield to be the seat of the british monarchy
How did the poos get so many tickets for the matches, seriously?
I know there are millions of them here, but there are also millions of English people who love cricket. Seems dodgy.
We are bound to have a target of over 325 after this start by england. Should be a good match if our batsmen don't play like shit.
england btfoing india pakistan and bangladesh all in one match lol
Burnt effigies when?
Even if England win they'll go out to New Zealand. No point Pakistan have it in the bag
vince is weak mentally but chahal looks like he's about to pass out and die at any moment, cuckfield would walk it
We can chase anything, r-right guys?
Reckon a lot of them have actually come from India.
Bit like England fans with the football.
There aren’t millions of English people North of the Thames mate.
BASED British Raj
After we get knocked out lads.
Tickets to this game would have been expensive as fuck. I reckon anyone who likes England cricket enough to pay a shitload for a ticket would prefer to go to an Ashes test.
t. things we say to make ourselves feel better for 500 alex
any indians in here have a toilet in their "house"?
>but there are also millions of English people who love cricket
Played cricket at Cuckfield several times ama.
india on the ropes here
kohli about to call his fixer at the BCCI to get the job done
don't have faith in our batting after the last two matches. thought our bowling would save us
>Imperial Cricket Council
>International Cricket Council
>Indian Cricket Council
makes you think
Ofcourse we can m8. Have faith in based Brohit and Poohli
No
It's a lottery I think so we have absolutely no chance of out representing them
Why doesn't England focus more on cricket since they suck at soccer?
pant included for this game, pretty much guaranteed successful chase after a sharma and kohli platform
is this the english comeback we've all been awaiting with baited breath lads?
Business idea: get vaughan to say something mean about bairstow before each ashes test.
W A L L O P
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Guys I played some net at ICC cricket academy in dubai. If I post my shots would you guys r8 (no h8)
honestly, it's better for me if bongs are given a sense of hope again before it's shattered
there's a 6 every over ffs
Both were shit pitches. Good thing Englel don't have good bowlers other than jofra
Indians adding orange to their uniform to symbolise their national dish - butter chicken
THWACK IT YOU FUCK
People care more about their club team (even if it's 100% foreigners) in football.
Lads is it, dare I say it, coming home?
We try to be mediocre at everything than excel at one thing.
ECB sold themselves to sky, massive short term gains financially but 90% less viewership so we aren't developing players anymore and nearly no kids watch cricket
audible kekked
Huh ofc im not. I'm just some tall dutch dude thats watching your sport for the first time. I have no idea who Nabi is
>BumGOD economy 2.00
England are fucked don't worry. Mentally broken overall, just have a few gems in batting
>Jofra is good
He got exposed against pakistan
kek
I'm scared England is losing it's national pride.
You now remember when none our batsmen could play against Kuldeep
>He thinks we aren't winning it all now that based Roy is back
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>freshies thought england would unironically get knocked out before the semis by fucking pookistan
KEK
Bairstow: Vaughan has no right to question my choice of car, the ford ka has always been a reliable model and it feels like people are just waiting for me to upgrade to a 5 door car, very pathetic
>No cuckfield, no problem
why are the british so depressing? everything about them, the weather, the sport, their faces..
Why do have little towels in the back of their pants like waiters?
National pride is racist
This is the partnership
India getting arse fucked.
for 2 games, then >we figured out he's pretty shit and is surviving on the fact nobody bowls chinaman. he got absolutely BTFO in the IPL this year too
wait what the FUCK? is this true!?
lads are unironically on ice
t.used to play sport on ice
anything to win I guess
george is getting upset!!!!!!!!!!
Weather's been pretty belting for the past week m8.
Lack of culture
>tactical loss
>CRR 7.29
Hey india, u really gonna lose from a team we already beat?
Based India trying to revive cricket in England.
why are the Indians (hindus) so depressing? everything about them, the weather, the sport, their faces..
>130-0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*in western countries
Too many Pakis shitting up the place starts to wear us down.
why not just get a wicket?
holy FUCKING based
I have to sleep but good job englel, hope you win
Yes
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in England
:D
Why are there no leg-spinners as good as Warne anymore?
it's coming home
...
lmao england having a laugh
>all Indians have disappeared
Pathetic
India really is land of cucks
lads
England are frauds. Hope they go out in groups already
been reading up on wars of the roses, pretty based.
>doubting the brilliance of bairstow
he's a diamond in the rough
FUCKING HELL EVERY FKN OVER
>141-0
>254 all out
Finally a wallopfest in a big game
>poodeep
embarrassing
no I mean its only racist if you're white
browns and other subhuman varieties are fine
BASED England going to make it to the semis
Pakis BTFO
>7 sixes in the last 9 overs
Quality bowling.
>literally only 1 indian flag in this thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
450 on the cards
He ate them all
based kiwi englel final
oooo gd gd
i have nothing to say
just give me (You)'s
I'm still here you cunt.
They’re all out the game mate. Look at all the flags there.
honestly, I didn't give england much of a chance of turning around this run of poor batting without cuckfield in the side but I am happy to be proven wrong
400 on the cards here boys
want you all to remember this, just yesterday they were saying the poos can take the bants lol
Despite this terrific start, I’m still very nervous that one wicket will be be start of a catastrophic collapse
I already agreed with you lad
Told you already m8
India=land of cucks
Pakistan=land of chads
Testical loss
>you now remember that indian last night saying to the paki that indians still post even when their team is losing
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*INHALES*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF THAT GUY AND INDIA AS A WHOLE
based
No.
COME ON INGERLAND
because it's very difficult to spin the ball hard and be accurate as a legspinner, warne had massive hands and powerful shoulders so he naturally had the ability to spin it big without working on it, and just had to work his accuracy. by the end of his career his shoulder was fucked so he couldn't really spin it hard like he used to, but batsman just shit themselves facing him and he got tons of wickets by just bowling straight
nice kit tbf
Just get a wicket lol
Dumb shitskins
wait wait, could this...dare I say it...no no it's too controversial, too brave...but could this replace our performance as the most embarrassing loss of the tournament? maybe?
lol thats the sex number
theres no indian flags in this thread because they are all at the game
The fuck? We’re still posting hajji bro
>no boundary that over
England are fucking done.
for sure
at least you didnt get utterly blown the fuck out
looking at 400 easy desu
so THIS is the power of india
>CATCH
>in the middle of nowhere
See Bairstows mouth? Open, constantly and breathing lightly/rapidly.
Dude is on methamphetamine, speeds up your cognition which in turn 'slows' down the world and everything happening in it, such as a ball being bowled at you.
Roy is as well, both players are exhibiting signs of meth or ice usage.
Reckon a drug test would prove me right bros. reckon the cunts would do anything not to lose this match and I reckon they have.
t.used to play sports on meth and ice.
Is Jadhav related to Yadav?
oh nononononono
Kek
>1-10: 47-0
>11-20: 90-0
OH MY
>giving yourself (you)'s
really takes the shine off the statsposting
>hits the ball to absolutely no where, not a fielder in sight
>CYAAAAAAATCH
Going balls deep in Kuldeep.
think bairstow is just a mouth breather m8
Will Bairstow score a century?
erm.. already made that post sweaty
JUST GET A WICKET YOU DUMB POO'S
it's mostly that ranga bairstow. permanent worried look on his face. also should shave beard
>another 6
Based.
nah m8, watch em close.
takes one to know one, legit. theyre on gear
has india considered pooing on the pitch?
yeah mayte
Why does India look like council workers?
SCORE A CENTURY BARE STOVE
Pretty interesting, really helped shaped the country. Plus inspired Game of Thrones.
>pitch doesn't assist spinners
>bowl spinners
Brainy stuff
whats the biggest opening partnership ever? or in wc
kohli on seething watch
oh yeah, when there's a brainlet bash match going on in engalnd you can't move for smelly subcontinentals, but when the tests come around you all stay home
hate indians
fucking gookmoot changing the auto update to be like every 40 seconds now rather than 10 so i cant always see
FUCK i hate gookmoot
lel
*seethes*
bit goin on here
reckon a juice dropped catch is just what this game needs.
Why isn't Harry Kane starting?
hi vis is the cuck uniform
speaking of which, you wagecucks better be off to bed soon. big day ahead of you tomorrow, slaving away making profits for mr. goldstein.
Business idea: hit a six off every over, guarantees you at least 300 regardless of what happens with the other balls
It’s almost as if they’re throwing the game on purpose ;)
Don't listen to this, Pajeet
Been wanting an Indian win tonight but I've changed my mind and actually would quite like India to get obliterated here. Arrogant cunts would be unbearable if they're unbeaten going into the finals.
But why? ;)
OMG ITS SACHIN TENDULKAR!!! THE LITTLE MASTER! THE GREATEST CRICKET PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!
i fucking hate the heat tbqhwyl (to be quite honest with you lads)
this is autism
>NEED a wicket india
Based
>damage control this early
best monarch?
For me its Alfred, really no anglo nation without him
These Indian adds on sky sports kek
holy f*cking sh*t
;)
FACT: Gingers are the most powerful race on the planet
>VIRAT KOHLI NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO POLISH SACHIN SIR SHOO OK
He was quite good to be fair mate
No thanks
you now realise that the indian kit replacement is somehow responsible for this
600 on the cards 'ere lads, nice Lamb Bhuna after the match with de lads, noice
Sachin
I have seen God, he bats at no. 4 for India
JUST
how do I achieve this body type
kek remember that
Imagine if someone bowled a pie, like an actual meat pie lol.
yeah lol just a bit of fun innit though?
Business idea: Sachin does ASMR on youtube
Why does a spinner only stick to either leg of off spin? Why isn't there someone proficient in both?
Sachin reckons wickets are required and I can't disagree
Reckon Kuldeep needs to bowl some dot balls to improve his economy rate
;)
>Explosive department of our batting unit
fucking love sachin's voice lads
he should do audiobooks
tipping the seething ginger glovelet to throw it away in the 90s again
Who here wants India to lose so pakis gets thrown out of semis?
Why didn't he bat at 3?
convinced india will benefit from taking a wicket at this juncture
FUCK what an incisive thing to say. no wonder he was the greatest player of al time
Did he just rub the ball on his bum?
god i hate it when you pull your dick out for a wank and that awful stench wafts up into your nostrils
turns me off the wank
England vs Newcastle knights
Based choice. For me it's Elizabeth the first.
157/0
the same score england finished on after the first day of the MCG test 2010, after bowling first.
take a shower
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Too short. Indian cricket in the 90s was very traditional, and the batting order was determined by height.
leg or* off spin
Tendulkar was not actually that good
>tfw eng lose to nz so this sets up match against australia which we can lose with dignity
Catch - 22 , the pakis win either way
>be boomer
>get memed at non stop
>got to see Warney and Murili when they were in their prime, the gatting ball, the australia chucking controversy
>you get to see zampa
eat shit
So so so so true
They call you statsbro
can sachin stop ranting about random anecdotes from the 1980s while stuff's happening thanks
It makes me harder
>no boundaries
england is cooked
>no indian flag in thread
Indians are true cucks
sachin and virat in the same team
very strange
Any free live-streaming site?
that babyface
>
are you blind?
got the openers to wear out the fast bowlers
the best batsmen are true openers with high averages
Hey fuck u Britisher criket my religion sachin is my god
is this the power of Indian memes?
shit what a catch
>S.OY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK OFF
yeah id imagine there are some out there
If that's out then that is fucking epic
HOLY MOTHER OF CATCH
FUCK OFF ROY
BACK TO THE TEA HOUSE YOU POOF
COLLAPSE
Someone tell Tendulkar to shut up
Convenient to have best fielder as 12th man constantly on the field
2011 World Cup Squad
NOOOOOOO THIS IS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TACTICAL LOSS
yeah but she was a femcel
collapse inbound
based
he looks guilty
no catch
JADDUUUUU BHAIIIIIII OMGGGG WHAT A FUCKING CATCH
Hey look, Sachin was right.
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GONE
FUCK OFF
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>SO Y
FUCKING DUMBCUNT
Reckon Jadeja should be in the playing 11
Anyone got a stream?
why is woy mad?
>power comes back on
>Wicket
Based
FUCK SAKE
root with a stable 57 (76)
Here comes the collapse
Hope this means a collapse. Hope cricket dies in this country finally
risky strategy but I think india was right to take a wicket there. not taking wickets was not paying dividends.
Its such shit tactics that India always have Jadeja out there. Needs to be a 12th man rule change tbqh
no we only need his fielding ;)
m.freehit.eu
why the fuck are they keeping jaddu off this team? only he can save us
Go fuck yourself mate.
WOY MAD
...
HOLY FUCK THAT CATCH WAS ELITE
>be hosts playing on home ground against primitives who you ruled for centuries.
>turns out they've taken over your home and now outnumber you in your own cities.
>mass media still using phrases like melting pot, cultural enrichment and chicken tikka masala while the camera struggles to find white faces in a sea of brown.
NEVER watching this 'sport' again
Why does Kohli hate Jadeja
Praying to Shiva for a poolapse now.
COLLAPSE
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NEW THREAD
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>Roy out
>Seethstow about to get out in the 90s
looking grim lads
How would root handle a giant picture of Mitchell Johnsons face smiling being unfurled by the crowd right next to the sight screen?
wait dont use this. FUCKING autoupdater being so slow
Good work everybody.
*pisses and poos*
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