/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Backup Plan Edition

>Countdown to Austrian GP:
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>Other racing on each week, pick your poison
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>Previous Thread:
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 187
V. Bottas 151
S. Vettel 111
M. Verstappen 100
C. Leclerc 87

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 338
Ferrari 198
Red Bull 137
McLaren 40
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
164 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
90

>Hund status:
Rot car strategie of starting with rot reifen iz scary, wonder what they are planning

>News:
Hammo starts P4
Vettee's PU should be safe, no need to change
Huges wins F3
Emilia seems to have got Durbo 2.0

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death to carrie.

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>carlin
fucking useless

cute

>still 3 and half hours to lights out and I'm already Pirelli hard

fug

Despite his name, Matthew Shitter is actually pretty good.

imagine helping charles out of his suit after a long and hot race at austria, congratulating him on his win and surprising him with a kiss while holding his shoulders with your arms haha.

nice
hope milanesi girls will get it

ngl I miss RAG lads

where do you find non english live streams, on plebbit there are only english ones, because I cant stand that wanker crofty

for whích team is taylor swift driving?

s-schumachers actually gonna do it

Being gay is pretty cringey to be honest

heh why would anyone imagine something like that

[REDACTED] la

Fun tho :DDDDDDD

very, that Russian is more than enough for the gay population quota of /f1/ we don't need a larping fin to ruin threads too

Why did Ticklebum get dropped by RB driver academy?

t. does not know

GWAN SCHUMI

Was seen sipping a Rich Energy Drink.

didn't know the lyrics to coco jamboo

If you want more of Mei

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>Calderon 15th

Wait what?

He's been driving like shit for an entire year.

FUCKING FINALLY

fark cheers cunt i don't even mind paying the $25 a month but this is nice

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>13th and ahead of her teammate

Decent

great effort by Mick, too bad he couldn't get that podium

Oh yeah, they will

am i wrong or did schumacher forget to use drs into turn 4?

Why the fuck he didn’t go inside?

>O'Word behind Calderon

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>half way through the season
>Mick is suddenly OP af
>again
Has Mick been sandbagging to troll Dickbum?

youtube.com/watch?v=-IA_U0i-qNY
youtube.com/watch?v=-IA_U0i-qNY
youtube.com/watch?v=-IA_U0i-qNY

True Kino continues in 16 minutes

>18th to 4th
Is this, dare I say, the start of Schumi's late season charge?

Hubert's front wing was partly broken.

close but no cigar

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>Kvyat-Albon still at STR in 2029

m8 remember Mick only performs when he has Sophia.
She was here on Friday for FP2.

trips of truth

Red Bull driver academy looking good

De Fries blocked inside line

DUN DUN DUN

>do you really want me to sing THAT song?
what could he mean by that?

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Oh fugg, you're right.

Shame Mick didn't manage to get that third place, it was a corner away literally but great drive nonetheless

you rate mick because you are a brainlet

18th to 4th is breddy gud francois

Thank you Binland
:D

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>MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

how do I find a gf like this?

>t. #TeamGhastly

Ironic.

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Poland, I think. Probably.

imagine F1 with Lando and Defreeze, two bloody /pol/ image macro worthy mutts

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Oh the national anthem, its beautiful

If F1 was a drug, what drug would it be?

>Mana tweeted again

BEST WEEKEND.

>Poland

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To whom it may concern, my melbourne victory was a fluke

Xanax because it puts you to sleep

Lando is a fucking model when compared to de vries

you won't be saying that when he runs Hamilton off the road into turn 1

Heroin because it's substantially shit that no matter how shitty it is, you can't get away from it even if it doesn't give you basically any pleasure anymore

manlet BTFO by rosanna

how old is rosanna?

Verstappen gonna be like "this is my time to shine" then crash with Leclerc leading to another 1-2 Merc result

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Where can I see what tyres each car starts on?

Am I the only one getting off not because the girl looks good but rather because she's younger than me and, even if she's gorgeous looking, she decided to ruin her life by becoming a whore? It's the fact that she's humiliating herself with life long consequences that's making me hard.

Krokodil

Leclerc is gonna win! You'll see!

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And Leclerc is going to be like "Sorry guys it was all my fault, I'm also taking responsibility for Seb's car issue in quali"

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instead of your flesh it eats your will to live

here we go!

Omg, that FIAMG logic with Ham starting P4.
inb4: dirty side, it's not an advantage

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

If no one crash in Ham I'm losing any hope left

Verstappen's lips LMAO

>meanwhile ferrari strategists

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I guess I should just go to sleep

1. HAM
2. BOT
3. VET

LEC DNF
VER DNF
GAS DNS

RAI DSQ
GIO DSQ

look at this dood

>ja, ze rot automobil und ze pferd motor was especially schnell, schade about all das alfa, haas und ferrari disqualification, zey would have schlagd uns

That’s depressingly apt

deletraz dis

Only F1 can totally screw up something as simple as this. They must have taken that new ebonics math class there teaching the US kids these days.

Mich Schumacher career

>2015 - 10th in F4
No Sophia

>2016 - 2nd in F4
Sophia in

>2017 - 12th in F3
No Sophia

>2018 - 1st in F3
Sophia in

>2019 - 7 races with no points
No Sophia

>2019 - 4th at RBR and good speed
Sophia in

Just how hard do the two of them fuck?

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youtu.be/3Cj6WJBD_GE

>Williams have fitted a different specification front wing to @GeorgeRussell63's car, so he will have to start from the pit lane

Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium...

Supercup is on

LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER

Post your face when it's GET IN THERE LEWIS anyway

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>rare shot at not starting 19-20
>will.I.was

That's crazy how it's really similar to watching some Wreckfest gameplay. The game devs really got the graphics on point.

Choose life, choose spec racing, choose BoP, choose gentleman drivers, choose covered wheels, choose seeing the same 3 circuits over and over again, choose looking laggy YouTube streams with incompetent commentators.
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I choose something else. What's the reason? I've got no reason, who needs reason when you got F1?

Give the drivers handguns when they come to U.S.

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Lewis Hamilton, 2020 World's Drive-by-shooting Champion

motorsport.com/f1/news/mick-schumacher-f2004-michael-germany/4485660/
>Mick Schumacher will demonstrate one of the Ferraris his father Michael drove to the 2004 Formula 1 title, as part of this year's German Grand Prix.

All I want is big engines, light cars and radios that allow the drivers to talk to each other. Is that so hard to achieve?

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if anything, he'd be the perfect target among other drivers by default

>slower to ferarri
>starting behind bottas
>skybet only giving 4.5 odds on hammy to win

RIP bëetle

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open the door to flip yourself you black shitbox

That hit way too close to home.

The first two, yes. The latter, no, and it would be one of the funniest and best changes to the sport that we could possibly make.

I just want Kimi to race this series

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>2004 Ferrari
absolutely based

>starting behind Bottas

>bono my tires are getting fried behind Valtteri man
>roger that Lewis
>Valtteri, this is James

AND LEWIS HAMILTON CROSSES THE LINE TO TAKE AN UNEXPECTED WIN
Amazing drive from Lewis, starting from a hopeless 4th position AND starting behind the much faster cars of Lecleh, fur stappen and Bottas 2.0, to overcome the unfair FIA penalty and score this amazing win!
GET IN THERE LEWIS
WOOHOO thank you so much guys, I drove my heart out for Niki at his home country, this one is for him and the receptionists' mother's dog.

don't forget to hydrate
you don't want to miss another hamilton win due to passing out, do you?

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protip: a hammy win will further cement his GOAT status

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ps: best fans in the world

how will ferrari choke and mess up scharles's race today brehs?

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>Literally unronically rooting for the N´Gubu of F1

Kek

>watch the race
>go out and stare at tanning-thots
wwyd?

Guess the lap when Lewlew takes the lead.

>8

Odds are on 2-stops strategy

Death to Rakesh.

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>going outside
>9001°C
no

1

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are mclaren doing well because of ZAK BROWN or in spite of him

is it a plane??? no its hamilton...

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Shut up Rakesh

Age of tanning-thots?

in spite

LEL

motorsport.com/f1/news/bottas-ferrari-straightline-speed-advantage/4485646/

WAAAAAAAAAA FERRARI IS TOO FAAAAAST FIAMG PLEASE DO SOMETHING

Peak kino

Lewis Hamilton will get a black flag because he's black

50+

>open the finnish wreckfest stream
>forget about it
>soothing finnish folklore language keeps soothing my ears
>realize it half an hour later

AMX remembers his youth and goes crashing into Le Cuk, Bottas has to take the run off to avoid it and Lewis takes the lead.

First corner and he never loses the lead. Yea Forums seethes.

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Big trees, enough shadowy places over there.

last i checked, there were a bunch of mid-twentys and a group of 30something old yoga-thots.
Rich ppl area. They try to not look wasted enough to be considered replacable.

>First corner and he never loses the lead. Yea Forums seethes.
Can confirm, would seethe. Not just because of MWL again, but because I was considering putting a cheeky bet on him winning and I haven't placed it

>Löklörk

>IT'S THE LAST LAP OF THE AUS-, OH NO, THERE IS A CONTACT BEETWEEN CARS 33 AND 16 AND THEY ARE OUT OF THE RACE, LEWIS HAMILTON INHERITS THE LEAD OF THE GRAND PRIX WITH ANOTHER 1-2 FOR MERCEDES, WHAT A DRIVE!
>GET IN THERE LEWIS!

>ham 1.30 to finish on podium
>amx 1.44 to finish on podium

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would be a nice scene, seeing people leaving the stands after lekek and amx crashing into each other, leading to a merc 1-2 again.
at the end, no booing, no cheering, just silence.

>Max crashes
>Drunk Dutchies run out onto the track and force the race to be redflagged
nice

why so surprised lad? they were hardly going to be 1.8+

>pic related, literally me afterwards

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>Lewis isn't the first driver to cross the finish line
>wins anyways due to multiple "rejoining the track in an unsafe manner" to the front 3 drivers

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>despite the unfair and harsh penalty in quali..

You can find pasta language streams on plebbit as well

I'm surprised at the fact that they still rate hamilton despite starting from higher
only podium worthy drivers and cars in front of him now

Redpill me on AMX/Le cute rivalry, don't know shit about karting.

they don't want you to take money from them.

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Also why do I have a French flag, I'm in Greece rn.

dumb phone poster

Hards could probably go the entire race, but Ferrari's pace on hards compared to Mercedes was awful in Canada

Phone data keeps your own nation

Are you sure. Check for baguettes under your bed.

>still seething rn

Why aren't you in Austria? Did you already give up? WTF Pierre

Is there a video?

The entire country of Greece is stealing French wifi because they can't pay their debnts

SEETHING

who is he talking about?

Also I don't care that Fairfx is going to be called equals I don't even know what it is, stop wasting money spamming the advert pls

youtu.be/L42H4vkbHYc

youtube.com/watch?v=L42H4vkbHYc

Thanks user

Just realized the circuit is almost 700m above sea level. Is that just the reason why it's not MWL?

WELL MEMED
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No Merc are just sandbagging because Lewis wants his 80th win in Silverstone instead of Austria

what was the last legit 2+ car crash we saw? did we even have one this season?

I thought Kimi didn't have to do media stuff when he was with Ferrari why is he on Sky every weekend with afla?

they will use LeCute to make a train behind him so choke master seb can overtake the field from 10th, heard it hee first also check'em

Wtf is Mick's problem? I thought his dad was the potato

Because he's now like some cool grandpa with infinite amount of even cooler stories to tell for kids

digits and Vettel wins from Lecuck today, making Jules roll in his grave

I really hope Lecuck doesn’t choke, if Hamilton wins again then I’m done with this season

topeke I swear I wasn't trying and didn't even look at the post numbers when I wrote that

just a friendly reminder:

>hamilton 4/1 to win

bet the house lads

based

Did Crofty took cocaine? Wtf was that?

>gambling
How typical of a Lewlew fanboi to be a degenerate

I'm genuinely excited for this race. Am I ok?

i'm feeling a funky... mercedes 1-2 today
numbergods agree with me

>zey zink wir not going to 1-2

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gebaseerd

Enjoy it until the first corner when it's Ham-Bott again

>potential blisters
>ferrari is unironically quicker
i wouldn't desu

>ferarlel not fucking it up
>max charles and lando not crashing lap 1
>valteri lewis is faster not happening

you

7 4
77 44

NO

RAIN IN???

>this nervous steward

>Ah, refueling, those were great times

Charles channels his inner F2 shitter and stalls on the formation lap

i wish

kankergebaseerd Tsjechische broeder

lads, off down the shops for pack of pickled onion monster munch, chewits and a tin of tizer.....

does anyone want any race snacks picking up?

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Nah it's fine.
The F2/18 stalls, he drove the GP2/11

A pack of Vanilla cigarillo without filter for me mate

so if the dutch get their own gp does that mean they will stop coming to other races finally?

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If you could check and see if there's any Rich Energy I'd appreciate a can!

Can of Monster and some vegan pork pies please mate

cornetto

>merc engine cooking itself in high temps
me

Space Raiders
Caramel Taz

and some of these:

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Dutch and British fans keep the european tracks alive

Got any paprika crisps?
Love me some paprika crisps

how come there isn't Gitanes and Gauloises without filter

That MkII Spitfire looks suspiciously like a Ki-61

Damn they handing Max a Red Bull when he got on the KTM car haha

tfw george is talking to himself

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im keen for this race

man those planes take me back

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He also signed the Red Bull can haha

>wearing bracelets

bongs are very much alright

a handful of calippos please and thank you

Britbong adverts make me want to kill myself holy fuck they're awful

do the races get put on torrent websites?

youtube.com/watch?v=3uMsu4Sc2cU

You should do it

Sometimes they are so special though

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England vs India in the cricket world cup is going to be going on throughout the same time as the race

what do bros

Has Max ever unleashed the Lion with Thic?

you're mean

One of these and a pack of Marlboro

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There is a link to instagram girls from Mercedes on the right side?

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You first

What did he mean by this?

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based

No I'm mentally stable, adverts don't make me suicidal

lol

Max is the future GOAT

Frazzles, 20 Winnow Reds and a pack of Tennents Super please mate - true race fuel

hello, valterrrrri bottas

What is India and what is cricket?

watch first lap and switch to cricket after leclerc and max crash

Street shitters and the game England used to try and civillise them

he is permanently giving the middle finger, as he cannot bend it.

>the virgin blackboi vs the Chad Jew

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Valterrier Cucktas

england are 205-2 after 32 overs
pretty good desu
pajeets btfo

hitting ball with stick = boring

How good is Leclerc in rain? Did he ever drive during rain?

Has Lance ever heard of a bicep?

Botass will win, Vettel second. Max will take out Leclerc and Hamilton.

motogp in 4 min

kimi podium in case of repeating integers

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

>half car

No thanks

that ”sport” is a yoke. The races are like 30 min long

Death to Carrie

>watching street shitters
>watching HWL MWL
I can see the dilemma, don't know which one sounds worse

what is carrie short for? Gertrude? Brumhilde?

Get me some chips, sodapop and a bar

>cricket
>civilised

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7195455/Raging-Pakistan-Afghanistan-fans-fight-violence-erupts-World-Cup-clash.html

>what is carrie short for?
Probably genetics.

>mogged by a Jew

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Carrie is short because of genetics

Your loss

i dont wish harm on anyone :)
except the nigger at mercedes

Height

>memorial thing about niki
>bernie reminiscing about the time he sacked him

lol

>Niki was Toto's ex-wife's cousin
intersting

>niki fanboy
>nurburgring fanboy

The state of Berger

he literally doesn't give a fuck, i love it

doubles decide what I relieve my morning wood to

Nigger hates niggers.

More at 11.

>toto cant afford trousers that fit

based.

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stroll/checo fanfic

Leclerc

man on man bumlicking

Durbo :DD

>fapping
Control your desires you weak faggot

gay rimming on gay pornhub

BLACKED

reroll to give the island monkey what he wants

arab porn on leddit

this.

No dubs means no fapping for you

toto wolff

Tachibana-san-chi no Dansei Jijou Matome Ban

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Bernie

reroll

Vesus Lux

Martina Brundle

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turkish oil wrestling

A picture of Simon

you guys excited for official first corner championship, the "austrian" leg, today in 1 bong?

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Gay rimming while using your mothers used knickers

Buck Angel

who dis

The thing on the right

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>/f1/ in charge of gets

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asa akira footjob

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/r/ a human centipede shoop with Ric sucking Hulk's bum plz

Amx Sister, Thicctoria(who isn't that thicc anymore)

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Manazashi Temptation

>not a reply to the bumlicker, so doesn't count
Oh fugg, I was worried there for a second.

You guys are useless at this

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Poor Baha

WHAT HAVE I DONE

good day to be my penis
juju it is

NO
IT'S ILLEGAL

Gay scat porn

BAHA CONFIRMED NONCE

what have u done

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NO
>WAGLAD
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wish I could go roll around in that gravel PHWOAR, fuck run offs

WAGLAAAAAAAAAAD

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Oh lord

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twitter.com/tgruener/status/1145302927768248322
>I just heard the McLaren Senna caught fire while being driven by Gerhard Berger on the legends parade. Nobody got hurt luckily.
HONDA'S FAULT

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>

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NONCE

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Proper laughing right now.

KYS, nonce

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damn that's some weak-ass chin

>further enabling baha's growing paedo fantasies
fuck's sake

Why does Gasly not have a French accent?

>SO RELAXED ABOUT YOUR PENALTY LEWIS

nonce out

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woah

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Question: Do we continue with the bumlicking bullying or put all our time into calling Baha a Nonce pedo scumbag?

tfw :(((

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Are you deaf?

>implying he doesn't like licking the bums of little boys

JUJU IS NOT FOR LEWDS

Where does one acquire a walking taco? Feeling a bit hungry right now.

In her time of need I utterly betrayed her...What a cunt I am.

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KEK

Pity - the Mk II is the patrician’s choice of Spitfire

That's not what a typical frog sounds like when they speak English, LeCute has a cute French accent. Gasly just sounds weird and not french

Thanks for setting me on the right path.

Is Baha the Michael Jackson of /f1/?
>black who thinks hes white
>virgin
>deviant
>pedo
>fecal fetish

dubs for a race worth not going to bed for

You make the mistake of thinking French is cute

Also someone needs to put Kumakichi's head on pedobear.

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German with French accent is top cute, don't even debate me on this

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But that would imply that WAGlad is Kumakichi, and WAGlad is already confused enough.
>keeps referring to himself in the 3rd person
>using "WAGlad" on work doccuments
Last think we need is him thinking he's a bear too.

had a french girl once, hnngh

We already established that WAGdad is a sparrow.
I mean WAGlad could be a bear.

>Simon and Paul's shit dribbling getting drown out by the planes
BASED planes

When do the streams go up?

if you're asking. some vaseline and a packet of kleenex. cheers lad

BRUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM BRUMMMMMMMM. BRUMMMMMMMMMMM DUH DUH DUH DUF BRUMMMMMM BRUMMMMMM

youtu.be/mVJy20Zwe0E

>hey there buckos is philipsolo here, and today we're reviewing my town's worst murder interrogators

>tfw see American police interview
>one being interrogated doesn't have a lawyer

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>all my posts about putting Juju in a mating press and getting her pregnant has led to something
THANK YOU BASED WAGLAD

also
>new post in /f1/
>any reply I want
>30 (You)s starting

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>spiked hair in a futile attempt to look taller

LMAO insecure manlet

How many bings an bong untill the race? 1 bong?

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WAGlad needs to be punished for this.

Once a lawyer enters the interrogation room, the interrogation is over

Fucking hot in here...

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Me after amx and lecute retires and we are heading to the inevitable mwl borefest again

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38 bings to race start

Like 40 bings brother

>nazi salute
>in austria

er what did he mean by this?

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beautiful part of the world. hope you remembered your sunscreen

general admission?

nice thinking about ordering a cheeky pizza for the race

manlet,fatty and neckbeard that's about right

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>have solicitor
>play like you are retarded (helps if you have autism diagnosis)

bulletproof

WHY DID FERRARI USE SOFTS IN Q2

FUCKING MONGS

Get your feeds ready lads

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serious predictions for the result?

Reminding Mercedes their past

The more they show the Dutch fans, the funnier it will be when amx crashes out on the first lap.

Yes, it would be suicide otherwise

Yes

merc 1-2

because they tested the softs and it works for them

90 years since what with ferrari?

Why is the logo so gay
>lines lmao
It used to look good

bot
lec
rai

Is Simon still in Slovenia or is this a native?

Who is the best Indian driver of all time?

BOT HAM LEC

Since foundation of the racing team

Rakesh Kumar Orton

cucumber

HAM
BOT
VER

I'm supporting lecute so I'm looking forward to him binning it and my misery continuing

Jesus what a martyr. I'm 100% convinced he's been enough of an asshole to McLaren at some point that he's on a blacklist and they don't want to deal with his shit. Disingenuous asshole.

Simon was in Sheffield a few days ago.

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ace stream link anyone?

as we speak Martin is balls deep in some dirndl wearing slut getting his rocks off in his customary pre-race shag

LEC
BOT
HAM

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>based Janez

Since they were good

We all know it is Tanja

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>Ferrari has a fucking gazebo

>2000s were 90 years ago

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I have a feeling Max is gonna jump Charles at the start.

>Ferrari electing to have a proper british barbecue on the grid before the race

going for my pre-race poo

Why are you Euros scared of the heat? Serious question.

>t. doesn't have a gazebo
U jelly?

Native
Hvala

not showing as live for me, do i need to update redacted or something?

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Jehan Daruvala

Remember to close the window so Baha can't peak.

they should leave the gazebo there during the race and offer bonus points for going through it

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>sheffield

ouch

Close and open it.

if not then update it.

nice dubs

LEC
VER
HAM

Close fight between Charles and Max and one of the most humiliating defeats for Bottas, whose mind is broken forever today.

Acestream?

FE OUT

oh I'm a retard lol, still had it open from formula kino earlier

Is that Cersei talking in the Merceds commercial?

It doesn't matter because Ferrari have engine superiority. He wouldn't be able to keep him behind.

is it raining?

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Digits is the lap Lewis starts complaining about his tyres

Yeah if Austria makes any further changes probably having it stop saying live after a session is finished would be a good one.

2a85643f1c81a1a3b115e5a04b08944192450384

lol

>lap 4
puncture confirmed

Lääh mervi puuh nuuh

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Doesn't work, it's stuck at prebuffering

why does no one on Yea Forums know how to find streams anymore
they get posted on reddit ffs lol

3d99c75b9ded77bfc9731efe0d00ab091f34581d

>murican accent on the grid
yikers!

>f1 movie about a doggo

Which of you magnificant cunts wrote it?

>it's from the dog's perspective
>it's narrated by the dog

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA holy shit Holywood is out of ideas

Who here is ready to waste two hours waiting for something interesting to happen then hear "GET IN THERE LEWIS"?

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milhouse looking ass

Reeeee Lauda-Kurve should be turn 6 not turn 1

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>brundle gets the movie title wrong

lmao

Who here has a cheeky naked wee in the garden on a hot day?

>a dog movie

I have it on good authority that this will be an absolute meme race (look out for Magnussen in corner 3)

>Land 'o' Norris
WHEN WILL SOMEONE TELL US WHICH LAND THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

LEC
HAM
VET

What did I miss?

gim

>McLaren has no gazebo
If Ron as still in charge they would have one with two levels with an escalator between them, and air conditioning.

GIO
the
NAZI

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>f1 dog movies 1
>f1 cat movies 0
>fanni alive
>turbo ground down for horse food

/f1/ confirmed doggo general

did hamham cry?

HAM
LEC
VET

fuck me it's painful watching brundle try to play out the minutes

He speaks about land of D E T R A C T O R S

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Art_of_Racing_in_the_Rain_(film)

what happened to vettel?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dp2ufFO4QGg

Fucking hell every acestream is either dead or 1m30s behind+buffers endlessly if you try to scrub forward

Some Americunt actor flogging his race car driver movie on the gridwalk.

boomer anthem LOL

car broken at the start of q3

>virgin gio
>chad wide gimi

LMAO fucking Opus

>austrian weezer playing the national anthem

JUST DRIVE

humidity

>camera shows a whole sector of Ferrari fans
>one of them wears red cap and grey mercedes tshirt
>theres another ones

absolute fuckng traitor

prepare for the worst (cheeky digits for HULK podium though)

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is albon gay?

*sips*

Can someone post the Chloe Albon webm from last race?

i will allow it, but Kimi must join him

>boomer anthem
based

NONCE

>this yellow mic cunt

>"fans"
customers who just want le epic f1 merch

oh god no
this means Golden Earring is going to do the Dutch anthem next year, isn't it?

shoo shoo goblin

>dog's name is enzo
lmao

HAHAHHAHA

D A D
A
D

R O C K
O
C
K

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anyone got stream with italian or german commentators

dubs don't lie

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Man Austria always has the best GP openings...

Those Niki hats being waved by the thousands was great.

wish they played money for nothing

very shaky hand

redpill me on this norris

>WAGlad used to post on /kspg/
>/kspg/ were infamous for one user sexually abusing a cat and a snake

I hope we are a doggo general.

>Yellow mic
Kek

do you think LEC is poopig right now?

BOLD PREDICITION

Hülkenberg WONT end up on the podium

Does Ham have a mullet?

>Dj ötzi
KILL ME

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is lando a future WDC?

thanks jari

reminder to stay hydrated on this bright hot day.

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Inb4 3 NEW

HUND STATUS ?

Ric probably is

youtube.com/watch?v=UmL3x_-n36I

Also he pisses off reddit neckbeards on iRacing because he dive bombs

How do I get into morningstreams?

don't even want to imagine what it's like standing there in the grandstands with no shadow and 34 degrees

UNTER
>muh max
>muh Ferrari top speed
>country of the Norrises

>cheeky Namibian flag in the background
Nice

under

why would you want to? their streams are as shit as the rest of them

Why did MAG get penalized again?

STERILE BROTHER

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Fuck being a driver in these conditions, I swear they only have 1l of water to last the whole race

AH SCHEISSE

On what kind of reddit have you been? on r/f1 people love him, and r/simracing is too busy sucking fanatec's overpriced dick

how to cure hangover lads

>1m.03s a lap
This is gonna be a short race.
Praise allah.

BOTTAKSALLA

digits means Alfas hit each other in turn 1

>HAM starting 3rd

based and future /myguy/
yes after ricciardos 2 WDCa

BASED

KYS

i miss that lil nigga bernie

Europe needs to stop crying. Africa has been dealing with much higher temps for thousands of years. You just need to up your melanin.

>lando getting his nips sprayed
WEBM WEBM WEBM WEBM

gearbox change
as long as the car doesn't lose pace they will gain some places.

drink more

at least the drivers have so much adrenaline going through them they probably don't feel it

someone make a thread

The average Lewis fan.

Dubs and Pierre wins :D

BREAD

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Crack open a cold one and start again.

I don't go on reddit I just noticed he did iRacing so I googled it and got these plebbit threads

reddit.com/r/iRacing/comments/afkdtz/meet_lando_bomber_norris/

reddit.com/r/simracing/comments/8uhkuh/lando_norris_iracing_controversy/

lel has Bernie lost it?

>hotter than malaysia
Global warming is real

Bernie dementia confirmed

>no new

Mcdonalds

You are someone

Bernie :(

Here's an invite

cfd5c10d9076dc575f6651a4b35df23a

bernie losing his marbles

>it's a pity he didn't qualify where he should, on the front

Milo crackers please and some coconut water

just use f1viewer lad

>Timely reminder that Dana went into this season convinced he'd be doing this GP next year representing Red Bull at their home Grand Prix or with STR at the very least.

oh no nO NO....

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based boomer band

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EBIN MUSIC
ACTION ZONE

Fuck off, I don't want to become black. Can't wait for comfy winter and snow everywhere

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>put stream on 160p
>still buffering
what the fuck is my ISP doing this weekend,did everyone suddenly decide to download terabytes of porn

Lance is a fucking Chad. Still smashing teenage highschool chicks..... Imagine

>Max

Max WTF

Race of the year. Calling it now.

inb4 nothing happens

MAX losing power hahahahahahhahahah