/hoc/

The Who?

the who sucks

sandwich plz

Posting in THE non Finnish thread

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Two please

The Who of Whoville, Canada

Realistically who can stop the Sharks next season? We just resigned Karlsson

the who sucks ass

>resigned Karlsson
Are you bragging about that?

>muh Karlsson
Didn’t he not score a goal for like 10 games?

The Whomst

sucks

Fucking rude

/hoc/ is NOT for everyone

Then leave

...

Shant

>william karlsson
>jonathan marchessault
>reilly smith
>paul stastny
>max pacioretty
>mark stone
>cody glass
>alex tuch
>nikita gusev
>fourth line, who cares
>defense, who cares
sorry pusys, we're finally gonna win the cup this year, after all this time

i kek'd

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I’m gonna say no

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bit of a pinner wally there bud

The New England Crabs

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that's an orange m8

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The Coastal Oranges

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>the pain I have felt is unimaginable

if any of you lads want any Athletic articles, i got you.

i want binlantic articles

Why are you autistic

>seething because you aren't getting any (You)s
oof

Seattle Seahawkeys

>replying in spirit
Gives the same dopamine rush lad

come inside me
no
*slap*
Sussie let me fuck that guy he has fucking good dick, did you hear?

>finns
Oh no no no

im glad we all agree hockey IS for every one

>tsn f1 clips have some super black guy doing voiceover

this is shit, what the fuck. this guy is brutal

Hockey is absolutely NOT for everyone

Who is it for

>muh niggerz
shut the fuck up ya cuck

straight white men at least 6 feet tall who live north of the mason-dixon line

eat shit. i can't link the video but just go to the tsn f1 site and hear for yourself. he has a weirdly artificially slow speech, like he's trying to be more ghetto

good thing we have you here to analyze this

>super black guy

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just woke up

huomenta

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why do coaches hate bill kessel?

because he's in worse shape than them but still manages to perform at a high level, making them extremely jelly

hello

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they want to finish inside amanda

incredibly based and patricianpilled

>defense, who cares
>have fleury break down midseason from having to stop all the pucks by himself

Subban is gonna win the vez this year imo.

just like big bull bill

Moving Kessel and getting this return and the cap space makes this a major win for GMJR. Now if JR can trade Hornquist for Zucker he will be GM of the year before the season starts

Habs will finish above blots next season desu lads

>shorks

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shorks have fins, you should not bully them

>shorks

so is bulju going to europe to play or what lads?

yeah, car parts

>schalom gay bowser

imagine paying bulju money

imagine paying bulju in bonaqua

Can I have a black coffee, please?

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Yes you can, and I'll make one for myself while I'm at it :)

Thank you dear Sven :)

No problem Pekka :)

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Lads.. I've been a Sharks fan since about 2010. My daughter was born in 2012. She loves watching games with me. We do the power play da duh, she loves the sharks head entrance & making Wookie noises when we see Burns. But most off all she loves Joe Pavelski. We do this little game when he scores. I say Jooooooooe & she tells PAVELSKI! I don't know how I'm going to tell her that her favorite player isn't a Shark anymore of he leaves.... Please resign Joe!!

Thoughts?

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heartbreaking

Were you the one that posted this in /fit/ a few days ago?

no

huomenta

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Posting from degenerate festivals at Netherlands lads. Wish I was at home drinking coffee.

Finally. It can rest forever.

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Reality: you are in suviseurat

twitter.com/commie22/status/1145168800280653829?s=21
I know it’s fucking commie but I swear if it happens

It is true

based Lou overpaying Russian players again

kind of gross

>can't have a fountain Dr pepper
>under boil water advisory

Not gonna make it

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>free agent frenzy is one day away
friendly reminder that whatever team signs Bob will never win a cup

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shut the fuck up Jarmo

Unless he has a proper defense in front of him, which is what the islanders can provide

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panthers prospect scrimmage in case anyone is interested

HOCKEY & Formula1 here inSouth Florida, life is GOOD

today I will remind them

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based
youtube.com/watch?v=5wUXuIcRGi4

What does that mean in non retarded state terms?

Should have been called the Hair line

Thanks finland. Comfy stream

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>Vegas chose to receive a glut of talent in exchange for promising to take on undesirable players and contracts
>ride a weak Pacific and the hottest goalie in the league to the WCF
>beat a jets team that just played the 2nd hottest playoff goalie of 18 then went 7 in a physical series against the president's trophy winners
>have a sophomore slump that culminated in the single worst penalty kill performance broadcast this millenia
>trade away all prospects and draft picks acquired in the earlier mentioned deals to become a functioning franchise
>fuck that up and still end up with 0$ (0$) before free agent frenzy
Imagine your cup window was a single year and even that took peculiar circumstances set in play by a mass shooting, a junior A team getting almost knocked out of operation in a horrible car crash, and the expansion rules being rewritten because you paid half a billion to enter the league. That's what its like to be Vegas.
Laughing Out Loud lads

Don’t forget that they drafted a kid who tore his ACL just weeks before the draft

Are you in Ohio OP?

Lads here’s the deal
I just got the yearly offseason report from Gary, panarin is signing in Vancouver
Bob in Carolina
Duchene in new york
Zibanajed in Columbus

Panarin and bob have not been linked there at all. Same for all of them

>Columbus never had a good defense in front of him
YIKES

Columbus has an okay defense tho

>Columbus put off resigning home grown talent
>proceeded to trade for two more top 6 forwards
>won't resign any of them now
Not saying Columbus fans deserve this because living Ohio (hell) is punishment enough. But a certain Blow Jobbets fan that does nothing aside from smoke weed either in his damp moldy bathroom or next to his intoxicatingly disgusting grill does. You only get two lungs Ted you fat fucking faggot. You're trying to poison them and you clearly can't use the "at least I run" excuse

You resigned a skating injury case for around 10% of your cap

And that’s why the sharks won’t win the cup

>mad at Ohio

I actually can run

I wouldn’t consider top 3 draft picks as homegrown

That’s the price you pay when you go all in just to get ONE playoff series win and have just two draft picks this draft. Columbus is pretty much losing their big names and they’ll probably miss the playoffs

Where does Nyquist ends up lads?

Columbus

It wasn’t all in for one playoff series win, they beat the lightning and could have beat Boston, they get out of the Atlantic or play in the metro playoffs they are easily in either the ECF or the SCF

>easily
They had a 2-1 series lead on boston. Yes they could have beaten the bruins but that game 5 was their dagger. Then again if the conference finals was islanders jackets then that would have been the weirdest ECF since like 2010

Looking at it now
It all seems so simple
We were lying on your couch
I remember
You took a Polaroid of us
Then discovered (then discovered)
The rest of the world was black and white
But we were in screaming color
And I remember thinking

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods

Looking at it now
Last December (last December)
We were built to fall apart
Then fall back together (back together)
Ooh your necklace hanging from my neck
The night we couldn't quite forget
When we decided (we decided) to move the furniture so we could dance
Baby, like we stood a chance
Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying
And I remember thinking

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods?

Remember when you hit the brakes too soon
Twenty stitches in a hospital room
When you started crying baby, I did too
But when the sun came up I was looking at you
Remember when we couldn't take the heat
I walked out, I said, I'm setting you free
But the monsters turned out to be just trees
When the sun came up you were looking at me

You were looking at me
Oh!
You were looking at me

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? (I remember)
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? (Oh, I remember)

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good

Xheattle Dickgirls

Marner still isn’t signed lmaooooo

source?

ohio absolutely blown the FUCK out

Dropping a massive amount of Ohio right now lads

thinkign about 32 million for 3 players

Minnesota

>bluejackets have gone to the playoffs 4 times in 6 years since moving to the metro
Hmmmmmm

>he hasn't bought a backup pair of lungs

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>in 2016-2017 the bluejackets finished 3rd in the east, but also 3rd in the metro
That’s a stacked fucking metro
Based torts making this team a perennial playoff team

>isles
>good defense
based retard

>”I didn’t watch the islanders last year and see how they lead the league in fewest goals allowed”

>pk traded
>bill traded
Next meme trade when lads and why is it Bulju to kitties

>i think the isles weren't carried by a fluke run by a goalie
>I think a bottom 5 corsi team is good defensively
based retard

Avs desu

>”muh corsi”

>muh feelz
based retard

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>”muh garbage arguments”
Love this shit Ed. Keep rambling that your mcoilers will make the playoffs next season

>deflection
>no argument
based retard

thinking about nuking edmonton

>that comment
>puljudubs
uh oh

What do Finns do all Summer?

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thinking about how the islanders had the best save percentage in the league and how they were bottom 6 in SAT%

Why are the Sharks letting their captain walk?

Pesäpallo

make really bad posts on 4channel dot orgs slash hoc slash

Tell me who led such an irrelevant stat. Tell me

Imagine choosing Evander Kane over Joe Pavelski

you're not making any sense weeb
The isles were a bottom six team defensively carried by unsustainable goaltending.

Listen, sometimes the money phone rings and you have to pick up

Bay Area more like Gay Area lmao

The isles were lead by two goalies and they did well. You can bitch and moan that they had success and you’ll say “b-but doesn’t count!” because of one stat. The isles are a team on the rise and there’s nothing you can do to stop that

Try to meme the next great finnish bust into being relevant

Think i have to delete twitter lads

I'm thinking... Anton Lundell imo

No, its a bunch of stats pointing out the fact that the isles were outplayed in a lot of games but were carried by unsustainable goaltending. I'm sorry it hurts your feelings.

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1145361690462162946
>FLA has traded goalie James Reimer to Carolina.

For me it’s American English bull

Show me the list of stats then retard

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1145362250238255105
>Sixth round pick going back to FLA.

wait what? dont tell me florida managed to get something back in return for reimer, something isnt right here. I'm sure they had to retain some salary or something

>florida buying out darling

Cucks

ed makes me genuinely hate the entire province of alberta lads

Bob basically confirmed now

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What if bob doesn’t sign in Florida?

OZ faceoffs
CF%
5v5 sv PCT
HD sv%
SCSV%
All of these confirm the isles arent good defensively and simply had a fluke run of goaltending.

They’ll go after lehner or smith

Imagine chasing the big lights of the rotten apple instead of becoming a legend for a hockey town, Edmonton had Gretzky, Detroit and Howe, both big time players in real hockey towns

lehner is most likely the plan b

...

feel bad for Darling desu

Okay so tell me who lead these stats so I can tell you that’s a hock of shit for determining a good team

marleau chose to go to hockey town toronto and look where that took him lol.

Toronto is a niggerball town nao

Imagine getting traded to Arizona

It’s a better fate than staying in minnesota

How well did that work out for Parise and Sutter?

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>be alcoholic
>play like shit
>get sober
>still play like shit
I'm pretty sure he just sucked

Arizona is going to WCF this season

They’ll get to the second round if everything goes right. If not, first round exit in 7 games to vancouver/vegas

Not legends never good
Not like panarin

Parise and Sutter were frauds to begin with

Parise was good with the devils but he’s been worn down so much that he sucks
Sutter is still the same but grossly overpaid as well. The wild are bar none retarded for such contracts

Eric staal is the only true legend
He’s become one in Carolina and in Minnesota

This isn't about being a good team, retardbro. This is about being a good team defensively. the isles are pretty good offensively, but struggle defensively and were carried last year by goaltending.

Why do mild fans even bother when their team is god awful anyway and has the worst GM

because they aren't bandwagoners?

thats why they put a team in minnesota again. they needed a fanbase that won't fuck off if they suck

I remember when their snot nosed GM said thanks to analytics and advance stats, the coyotes would be contenders in 2 years. That was 4 years ago.

cool

imagine signing erik karlnoankleorson

source?

When I was 13, I was diagnosed with dysthymia, a form of depression that was likely inherited from my mom, who also has this. The signs had been there for about six months, but I never got help. I've grown up as a child prodigy in my valley, and no one really knows that, despite my accomplishments, I feel nothing. I hate myself even though I've done so much. This is why I love this song. It's like The Offspring just read my mind with A Lot Like Me. I get why some people dislike this song, but to me, it's one of the best pieces of music that ever came out of this amazing band.

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... and passionate song. My hat's way, way off to them.
True punk rock means not being afraid to rebel even against the genre's rules and stereotypes, itself.
This is one of the gutsiest musical movements since Johnny Cash

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>Lou pissed off Lehner and Lee by ignoring them so he could go after Bob and Panarin
>Russians goto Florida and Lehner and Lee walk

The state of Islanders >fans right now

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I

Fuck off offspring didnt fucking sell out you dumb fuck. Just like what Cody Anthony said they evolved so dont say shit until you know what your talking about you dumb fuck

I wouldn't say the offspring "sold out" and went soft. They still make decent stuff. Its hard catching lightning in a bottle once. You want a home run every time they're up to bat. As we all evolve as people, they've also evolved as people, and a band. How many times can you write the same songs? Ya know? You have to see it their way, too.

And all the girlies say im pretty fly for a white guy

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dont worry, some shitcuck weeb assured me the isles have a "proper defense"

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I wont pay i wont pay ya, no way ay ay ay

Na na why dont you get a job

so if Bob and Pan dont sign in Florida, who will be Florida's starter next season? Though trading away Reimer makes it look like that Bob is locked in.
>No indication that a sign-and-trade between #CBJ and #FlaPanthers is going to happen. Florida must know they’re going to get their guy in Bobrovsky, and perhaps Panarin, too. Stay tuned.

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This is an exciting time for the kitties to be your second team

>having a second team
how casual

Lehner

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it all happens tomorrow. shit isn’t set in stone. I’m sure lehner stays

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AFWMFH

This man will be a 2020 Stanley Cup Champion. Say something nice about him.

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Asian Female - White Male - Finnish Hockeyplayer?

in ‘Chel 20*

Should've got the team to show up in Game 7 you lazy cunt.

Will lose to buffalo in the first round next year

Every day.

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hes probably rich enough to afford that manlet surgery

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Bob is a lock for Florida. There's no way rags or isles can afford him and Panarin both.

the rat tis kind of cute desu

Isles have the cap for panarin

nobody wants to play on long island though, that place smells like piss

it’s so shit overrated shit left

>nobody wants to play on long island
Then explain why eberle took a paycut then?

his exposure to edmongolia made him retarded

Because tavares got blinded by toronto and mitch marner that’s why he left

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Why don’t bob and panarin want to stay in Columbus? They are guaranteed to get what ever the fuck they want, will be able to play together, legends in Columbus and best of all, they will be able to do what ever they want in the city.
I don’t get why they want to be surrounded by toxic media and people they don’t know
Unfortunately for panarin if he leaves he will no longer be a legendary bluejacket, bob already is

>5.5x5 for a 37 point player
>paycut
delusion

Anime posters know as much about defense as third Reich military strategists

Columbus will get pavelski

>a legendary bluejacket
Don't have a reaction image that conveys how hard I'm smirking right now

sweet baby ray's tbf lads

NO! :(

WHAT did he mean by this?

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based

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pucks need to be deep

>yfw the greatest ted of all time is dick rash

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Bob owns almost every goalie record for Columbus, also Ohio has the most diehard sports fans in the entire USA

Only first overall pick in bluejackets history
They didn’t even get a first overall in their inaugural draft

>Andy Strickland@andystrickland
>Former Carolina Hurricanes GM Ron Francis is a name that continues to pop up a as strong GM candidate in Seattle.

seattle monsoons

>Bob owns almost every goalie record for Columbus, also Ohio has the most diehard sports fans in the entire USA
top tier cringe

I mean Ohioans are pretty wild about sports

>Ohio has the most diehard sports fans in the entire USA
is the unironic real answer to this the Buffalo Sabres?

The bluejackets sold out most of their games when the buckeyes were at home

it's the golden knights and the great city of las vegas

Imagine losing to the bruins in the playoffs every year.

imagine being excited about acquiring a 30+yo player

mr skeletal is preparing for the undead gymnastics competition

In the first round

imagine being a legendary blue jacket

Better than being a legendary senator

Notice a theme?

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sens have cups

OH NONONONO
twitter.com/edmontonoilers/status/1145361403940761601?s=21
>soilers

>cups
>more than 90 years ago

alright what do you reckon the actual answer is then?

Nah I'm saying you're right basically.

pucks

youre local team is fucking shit

sens were not founded til 1992

In

Deep

>I'm sure they had to retain some salary or something

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LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE india
HATE gre*se

shots

In game 7

Shall be howling at the butthurt panthers fans if they don’t get panarin

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what time does free agency start?

12 PM EST/9AM PST

4:20pm

thanks

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Lee-chicago
Panarin-islanders
Bobrovsky-panthers
Lehner-islanders
Pavelski-Stars
Dzingel-????
Zuccarello-Stars
Smith-colorado
Varlarmov-canes

Is Panarin going to be the most paid free agent this year?
>As for Panarin, many believe Panthers remain the front-runners, but hearing the Islanders have circled back. Would they pay $12M+ AAV for him? Doesn't sound like the Rangers have that kind of appetite.

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He should get 10 million. 12 is overkill

I Fucking hate the oilers. Fuck them forever

twitter.com/MikeCanfield36/status/1145370314509029376
>For what it’s worth, have a source who’s saying the #Sabres are going after Mike Hoffman. Deal could include Jake McCabe.
seems to be some literal who but I think useless rumors are just what this thread needs

getting engaged today lads

pull it?

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dead man shitposting

no way lee goes to chicago unless the term is short, like 1-2 years, and 2 is iffy as fuck.

Greece here, just letting you know I haven' abandoned thee

>tallon really wanting to dump hoffman
the kitties could have huge offensive power on 2 lines atleast if they kept him..

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>im grease
>potato flag
nice try britbong

Lads, the Shea Weber contract keeps me up at night sometimes. There's no way he's going to make it until it expires

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It is me

Kreika on paras

twitter.com/Eklund/status/1145391616125018112
>This is happening. "Bobrovsky WILL be a Panther (e5)." No deal can be announced until tomorrow, but I told it has been decided...
useless eklund rumor

is there ice in potato land?

Can someone please direct me to the /wild/ thread?

We all know Greece can barely afford an apartment and spends all his money on cocaine. There's no way he got a ticket to Ireland

you’re in it

Panarin-Barkov-Dadanov
Huberdeau-Trochek-Hoffman

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no only whiskey, famine and flat asses

Heading into free agency like

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Hockey is gay and bad at hockey

...

>too much ass

>reimer gone
bob panther confirmed

Not true until tomorrow lad

what time tomorrow can contracts be announced?

>boilers gonna pick up correy paerry
FUCKING LUUUUL

Remember when the >laffs got Reimer, and thought they were gonna win the cup?
Peppridge Farm remembers

Busta Rhymes more like Reims a bust lmao lmao

Would unironically not mind bulju being traded to >my team

is reimer the ultimate checkmate to use against advanced stat-fags?

spicy burn

You guys had one of the longest windows possible but only made it to the final once and it was the '16 Pongs kek

pulju and a third to minmnesot for zucker

going to take a nap lads, don't talk about >my team while i'm gone

Pulju is going to the KHL la

>mfw

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Retard pacifishits always make an early thread

nothing personal kid

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>minmnesot

only a matter of time before we get to see bulju unlock his full potential with the brandon wheat kings

Brandon only produces quality defenseman like ryan pulock

So was Bulju just shit all along, or was he ruined by the Oilers?

NO

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uh oh

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edmonton are excellent at producing busts

WTF I hate swedes now

>ruined by the Oilers
you can apply this to most "busts" that go to the boilers

I’m going to take my dumb Scarface movie poster down finally

apparently his agent strongarmed him into the nhl when the soilers didnt think he was ready yet

a little of column A, a little of column B

Yuma what?
YUMA BITCH

what is this true???

I always thought that it was better for him to be in the AHL to develop, yet was rushed too quickly to NHL and his development took a nosedive from that

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is this whats hippety hop with the kids in school these days?

apparently this is FAKE NEWS

so there is still hope for this

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Fuck that noise.
Pulju and a 1st

Zucker is an established 50 point player with tremendous wheels. He’d be god tier with McBust.

Need more than a stupid Finn retard and a future Iowa Wild player for that

Literally the only thing Edmonton fans can say is “my draft pedigree.”
They have nothing else, dude has done jackshit.
I for one have learned from the Cam Barker trade to ignore draft day ratings hoping somehow he will just crack out of his shell in Minnesota. Bulju is a meme and the only reason people want him is because #4 and the reasons seem to end at that point

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yeah, you could say its all the rage inside that prison

>Bulju is a meme and the only reason people want him is because he is a meme
ftfy

Bulju is not as good as mcjesus and you have to be mcjesus level for not wreck your career at oilers.. and still wreck your career at oilers.

predraft rankings are the biggest clickbait meme ever. why would scouts tell all the teams in the league who they intend on drafting and in which order? all of them end up drafting their guy anyway and giving some bullshit >this was our guy all along, we are surprised he is still available for our selection, we believe he will be a key player for our franchise for years to come.

He lives with his parents

And by god tier I mean god tier. Like he’d become a 70 point player overnight

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honestly he probably does. i went to greece and guess what people i rented an apartment from? a mom-son business.

its so hilarious how even the Oilers management is scared that BULJU will UNLEASH himself in another team if he gets traded for a bag of pucks

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Try Parise-Suter for 12 years

Pulju's tongue alone is worth a first.

>ywn see a Tolvanen - Jarnkrok - Bulju finnish bust meme line in Nashville
Why even live

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the only reason /hoc/ still obsesses over him is because he is a meme. players like dylan strome, sam bennett, or sam/griffin reinhart were all highly selected players that busted just as badly as bulju, and /hoc/ hardly ever mentions them.

Do contract negotiations not exist in the NHL? Couldn’t you renegotiate a contract to make cap space?

Question
Why would bob and panarin go to a division rival

>mfw

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Or micheal dal-colle. What a fucking waste....

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>why would a player take money to play for a team that is on the upswing

pulju is a fucking hoc treasure

If the only stat you record during a SC victory is Time on Ice, you shouldn’t get a ring.

Those contracts were more than to win games it was also to create hype to a completely lackluster franchise.

Fans weren’t into it. Nobody wants a ducking Koivu autograph.

Those contracts put life back into Minnesota professional hockey and took fan participation to another level.
I’m still not seething mad about it because I saw how much it impacted the community and continues to do so

What team is the most “who?” in the league?

thinking back to when barkov absolutely ROASTED those 2 kitties fans

>disrespecting the grinders and rookies
Sad!

>islanders
>on upswing
Bluejackets are on an upswing
And they would pay them both what ever they want next year will be nice because dubinsky will no longer be on the team after next season

Blue Jackets. Senators.

>Dylan Strome
Wasn't he aroud a point per game in Chicago?

question
why arent panarin/bob staying in poojackets?
thought they would also be throwing money at them

>islanders

even if you pay them millions people still dont want to live in ohio

>sweep Lightning to BTFO the Florida state
>who

finnish gming

>Jackets
Not anymore. The correct answer is the Panthers. I bet 95% of Floridians don't even know they exist.

Why, of course NOPE.

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>jackets are on the upswing
Not when they lose their goalie and big goal scorers lmaoooooo

Thinking about Detroit overpaying an old fart by 3 millions

Panthers are so “who” to me that I actually cheer for them. They are such an obvious answer that they are no longer the correct one

>Detroit
who

>one big scorer lost
>still have a 40 goal scorer
>still have a 27 third line goal scorer
>Dubois is elite

at least not 8x11

Its hard to support a franchise that has made the playoffs 4 times in 26 years

Yea they will totally repeat those performances next season. Especially when trusting on a finnish goaltender as their main keeper

Elvis is elite
Will start

youtube.com/watch?v=pAuPMJlK92s&list=RDpAuPMJlK92s&start_radio=1

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They’ll finish 6th in the metro behind the devils and penguins who magically get the 1st pick

Because whatever shithole city they came from in russia is probably nice than columbus.

this is some nigger shit

>nicer than Columbus
Columbus is one of the nicest cities in the Midwest

>Columbus is one of the nicest cities in the Midwest

so not a very high bar then

What the fuck, i thought he was thete #1 dman

Inb4 win the metro

Panthers are the underdogs and everyone loves a good underdog story
also a Finnish supersoldier attached with some Slavic genes in a Finnish whole
also the outrageousness of playing ice hockey in South Florida, a fuck you to the snowbelt

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>nicest cities in the Midwest
>ted

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no their nigger is

i eat ass

For me it's going into Google Earth with my VR headset and zooming into cities until I'm as big as skyscrapers and then pretending I'm Godzilla destroying the city

google.com/amp/s/www.extraspace.com/blog/moving/city-guides/best-places-to-live-in-the-midwest/amp/

>top of the shitheap
woah

based retard

Not only is Columbus one of the largest cities in the Midwest (with a metro population of 2 million), but it’s also one of the most affordable cities in the U.S. C-Bus is also more temperate than other places in the Midwest, so you might be able to dodge some of the region’s infamous winter weather. In fact, that crisp Ohio autumn air is perfect for tailgating at Buckeyes games at The Ohio State University!

You might not think of the Midwest as a place for interesting, award-winning cuisine, but that’s exactly what Columbus offers! Visit The Pearl, an upscale gastropub with fresh takes on old favorites like ricotta dumplings. Try funky ice cream flavors like Gingerbread Cognac and Brambleberry Crisp at Jeni’s. Settle in for some Southern-fried comfort food and craft beers at The Eagle. Or if you want to try the “best coffee in Ohio” (according to locals), then you need to check out the cash-only Yeah, Me Too coffee shop.

Columbus offers plenty to do for people of all ages. The Wexner Center for the Arts (nicknamed the Wex) and the Columbus Arts Festival are fantastic places to get your art fix. Looking for something the whole family will love? Head to the Ohio State Fair for whirling rides or the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium to see cute tiger cubs. When the weather is prime, springtime favorite Columbus Park of Roses is a beautiful place to soak up the sunshine.

Columbus is unironically a nice city. I like it better than Cleveland. The people there seem down to earth and friendly

and yet players still want to get out of that shithole as soon as they possibly can

shut the fuck up cleetus

Why isn't Nylander traded yet?
Oh that's right, his fucking contract lmao

Toronto is the Cleveland of Canada

russia is a fucking mess. the big cities are not great, but not terrible. then you have industrially polluted wastelands like nikel, nuclear sarcophaguses on the siberian steppes and closed cities where you need separate visa permits to enter.

>better than Cleveland
i like eating a shitty hot dog more than horse manure

cam atkinson wants to a bluejacket for life

At least I’d rather deal with ted than the publixfags

his point per game production next season will make that contract worth its weight in gold

that contract is going to be a fucking steal in 2 seasons

t. kessel

So when did /hoc/ turn 180 on their opinion about this subject?

I want to visit St. Petersburg.

there is more than one person using the general called /hoc/

It's pretty nice, one of the nicest parts of Ohio I saw. I stopped there when I went on a roadtrip a few years back and I liked it.

>Panarin's coming home to Florida

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And get shot in the red square?

St. Pete is literally the only liveble place in Russia. Rest is just horrible horrible horror. Moscow btw is abomination, all inhabitants should be killed with fire and the city redesigned totally. Traffick alone is something that no man should ever have to experience.

I don't agree with them, that contract is horse shit

Your Laines, your Puljus your juolevis

That's Moscow

Pulju is generational

Not sure I saw anyone defending that contract last season tbf

Now this is more like what I remember

ly bad

Shot by who? Niggers? Not likely.

Kamchatka looks pretty based

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Your Benises your baginas your buttes

/hoc/ pretends to have business knowledge by saying anything other than an absolute steal of a contract is a "bad deal", despite never having negotiated anything in their life

Gib Bulju

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for me? Its a nice cool overcast day with a slight breeze and a few thunderstorms here and there

what about Norilsk?

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Your Subbans, your Tavares, your Karlssons

i negotiate peepee into butt hole

Your Karlssons, your Karlssons, your Carlsons

Your spics, your niggers, your chinks.

looks like anyone wearing clothes newer than 10 years old there is gonna get knife raped for bus change

Your teds, your randies your sams

gotta watch out for active volcanos

shant be ending it all, lads

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That's where Jokerit will relocate ? Prime example of horrible horror that is Russia. I bet they have zombies too!

are the big names even going to be signed right away tomorrow or will we still have to wait a few more days?

2020 is actually going to be a lockout year so it doesn't matter

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Hearing that Jesse Puljujarvi to #Panthers is a done deal.

I just read an article from yesterday by some edmonton beat writer, who predicted the sekera buyout for today and also said he expects pulju to get traded today so that Holland has a clean slate going into tomorow.

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@TSNBobMcKenzie 3m ago
Hearing that Jesse Puljujarvi to #RedWings is a done deal.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 6m ago
Hearing that Jesse Buljujärvi to #Toronto is a done deal.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 3m ago
Hearing that Jesse Puljujarvi to #KunlonRedStars is a done deal. NHL career likely over.

CanI like Bill again? Are the yotes reddit?

Thinking about bulju in Carolina

>hello, Holland, I'm willing to offer a sack of pucks, some weights, and an Amazon gift card for that retard of yours. Take it or leave it

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fake news

>@TSNBobMcKenzie 8m ago
>Hearing word of a 3 way deal involving Jesse Puljujarvi.

I'm aware of that, and that is a very good point

Oh really? How could you tell?

>northernmost mosque in the world
>-26.9 celsius daily mean in january
>every apartment block looks the same
based swedes

Hearing frenship with Sweden is a done frenship

I read it on /hoc/

Hearing 31 way deal where pulju is in Columbus

@HelenStJames 4m ago

Talks between Edmonton and Puljujarvi "Not looking great"

>Bob signs with Florida
>Florida trades Bob to Edmonton for pulju
>while Edmonton retains 100% of pulju's salary
>Florida gets pulju for free

Based

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Looks like a frenship deal with Sweden and Canada is official. Awaiting for the details

Not my friendship

I think we actually built it , like rest of the nortwest Russia's monotowns. They just forgot to maintain it. It was big business back in the cold war days for Finns, building cities for Russians, who had never before lived in a city. We built their factories too, still running with no maintanence, 60 years later.

Fuck off with the fake news!

usa + finland > canada + sweden

The league would never approved that

>pulju-“trade me”
>Edmonton-“okay where do you want to play”
>pulju-“in nhl”
>edmonton-“where in the NHL”
>pulju-“in nhl”

>kitties win the stanlee bowl with bulju as point leader in the whole league during season and post-season

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@ovi8
I will be taking my talents to a South Ossetia retirement home.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 5m ago
Word is that /hoc/ is trading Grease to /cric/ for a 6th round pick in next years draft. No retained salary.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 1m ago
In response to recent events, the US and Finland have struck up a best frens forever deal. Will be announced tomorrow.

@KakkoKaapo 5m

jack hughes is a gay manlet lol new jersey sux

Cant believe we got something for him

Wtf I love the ragies now??????

Trump has signed it, Canada will pay

Can we trade Norge also please?

Worked out a deal to send the sunbelt back to /turnleft/

>TSNBobMcKenzie 32s ago
>Rumor has it that Gary called Trump and told him not to build the wall, due to plans to expand the NHL to Mexico City

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Is it true pulju never learned english

absolutely based

:D

/cric/ got absolutely fleeced

It's sunny AND raining AT THE SAME TIME!

my contract includes a no movement clause and i am NOT waiving it

He can't even read or write Finnish

Read the news? Sweden now part of Canada, has no say in Nordic things.

i hope the /hoc/ gm is working to acquire a meme maker. we've been severely lacking in memes for a while now

For me, it's the Mexico City Aztecas

teehee

what you got planned for cannabis day tomorrrow lads?

4 hours on the ice

wtf neither can i

>You'll get Duchene and you're gonna like it, David

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>smoking DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE LMAO

Cutting grass then cleaning the house

I made a meme three days ago but got a 3 day ban for posting it. Fuck the jannies

>dreaming of a new meme

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ayy lmao

come here i will fuck your father's asshole faggot

might roast some octo-dogs and marshmallows over the smouldering embers in my fire pit

What time does free agency start? 8 AM?

i think we really need to move out that defensive pylon back there and bring in another puck handler instead, /hoc/

New

Make a fucking new

New /cock/?

new

Gonna let someone else sign him for ridiculous amounts of money, then when the obvious buyout comes, sign him for peanuts . See, marleau

work and mario maker.