/cric/ket World Cup 2019 Thread

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*be's a meme squadron that climbs into the semis on the backs of the third world*

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>2nd aus game 3 hours later than the rest
seething brits are trying to sabotage us

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wait, so just to be clear on this bc I'm a brainlet, if england lose tonight, theyre basically out right? like pakistan will probably beat bangladesh and that'll be it huh?

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Yes.

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I hope they win then no offence

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You now remember Clint McKay's hat trick

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GOAT delivery coming through

youtu.be/TamSerGHp1g

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Yes. I have the biggest brain here.

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can i see it?

Why does fatguts love New Zealand so much

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At this time of day?

there are hints of potential in our squad that if come together will produce a firestorm of cricket

No mate it's encased inside my skull

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Blundell in, Latham out

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Brainiac idea: not playing Timmy until the semi, so whoever NZ plays in the final gets monstered by an elite 7-23.

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he's desperate for approval from the big strong kiwis

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I say we keep latham bc what if there comes a time when our run rate gets *too* high or what if we need 11 runs off 30 balls to win

stop the fucking webms you fat mong cunt no one cares no one wants to watch them

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Lads, why don't I get any matches?

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why the fuck would you think this is worth making
just exposing how little you know about cricket if you think this webm shows a single fucking thing of worth

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Cheering for the English to win today

can't work it out

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When have we ever needed that in this tournament? We need to wheel out old man mccullum for some wallops

didn't he go to waikato uni?

Dunno mate. Looks flawless to me

Most of them are total garbage. Don't know why you would waste your time.

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Lol

inshallah india will win

quietly rooting for England tonight 2bh

got the lorikeets in the backyard eating out of my hands now lads

yeah I have the birds eating out of my hands myself.

and by birds I mean female humans.

>got the lorikeets in the backyard eating out of my hands now lads

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what's the next step

I only read posts from flags with the union jack on them.

he's probably going to fuck them

enlightenment

>I only read posts from flags with the union jack on them.

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grim

BASED

India>West Indies>Pakistan>New Zealand>South Africa>Sri Lanka

the circle of world cup wins

>Indians want England to win
>Pakistanis want India to win
What a time to be alive kek

had a really vivid dream shane warne approached boomer guitar during a game and made him play the rockin like a hurricane riff over and over. you could tell even boomer guitar wasn't enjoying himself, but warney was smiling, playing air guitar to it, singing off key and out of time and looking around and everyone as if to say "this is fucking tops", and everyone was too polite to say anything as he was having a good time. this was an 8 hour dream.

the most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally wore my sister's board shorts to the public pool at Thirroul. they were identical to mine except instead of having "bad boy" on the are, they had "bad girl".

The seething Kiwi got 6 matches for throwing the bat, six being a very ironic number now.

Is this why you still wear women's undies?

is Cricket19 any good fellas? thinking about purchasing

KEK

I had a 1 on 1 adult swim lesson yesterday.

Do you feed that to the dogs before you rape them?

Are you a swim teacher mate?

No, I just needed to learn how to tumble turn. Currently when I swim, I've been touching the wall then manually turning.

Why do you need to learn that? Are you going to the Olympics?

I live in a state with a union Jack does that count?

arizona does not have the union jack shubbo

Yeah, the goal is to qualify for the 2024 Olympics.

Are you 16?

No :)

honestly don't mind if england wins today's match

;)

Same

Just wanna see Bairstow go into a complete meltdown when they lose

Yesterday two bowlers was on a hat trick and one other got a hat trick.

Pakistani friend in our group told this will be the first he’s supporting India lel

Remember when South Africa was good at cricket

you now remember when new zealand was good at cricket

grammercorrectionbro sort out this call centre pajeet please.

fat lot of good that did.

Hawaii

sup aussie bros?

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Yes, I love cricket

alright trent m8, that 'at trick was right ploomy

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>Archer out

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The table toppling New Zealand

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I'm in love with my best mates wife .

kek

This happens in every football match.

love when you play a game of battlefield and each one of your runs to a different flag

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Sad desu

That's a bit rough, fuck Australia.

grim post on the sabbath

>Yes, I love cricket

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The Sabbath is Saturday.

baaed coconut protestant

Jew master race, actually.

You now remember "ME LIKEY LIKEY LIKEY"

>Jew master race, actually.

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that sabbath is the eternal light and rest once crossed through the gate of the 7th chakra actually
"striking the flesh" on that day represents the symbolic death of the flesh/ego/individual consciousness and reconnection with god/spirit

you are now aware that jews mangle their children because the poorly interpret the metaphorical concept of circumcision

Did we bully NZ after choking so hard? I was asleep.

there's still time mate
get it in quick before >englel tonight

Haha alright LGTS.

>the city of new zilland

don't like that we have to rely on Pakistan beating Bangladesh for England to be knocked out

just wish there was more certainty
supposed they can still choke against New Zealand, that might be even better in a way

What's the best place to get a SS uniform for cosplay?

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japan

Pakistan is already 1 point ahead of England and Bangbros are only 1 point behind.
If England lose both games, they could end up finishing behind either or both.

Yeah but what website?

japan.jp

Brainy post

But Pakistan are a game ahead as well
But yeah if England lose both they're automatically out of the four which is all I want. Having both finish on top is too much to ask for

who /earlysundaydrinking/ here

bit going on here

>Early sunday

bit lackluster bullying from the aussies tb h

early for drinking at least

Crowded House SUCKS.

yikes

Yeah, I'd like to see Bangbros go through. Hopefully England lose both and then they just need to beat Pakistan. Should have enough run rate as long as India doesn't flog them.

plenty of time for that when they BTFO us in the semis

you KNOW thats not true lad

Think I'd prefer to see Pakistan win, I like how they win in a pinch without making a big show of it and flogging sides like Englel
will be hilarious to see them go through with a massively lower NRR

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I put up a photograph of me reading Metaphysics of War on tinder and now the matches are rolling in!

We will throw the game against England but what are the odds they’ll use it to make fun of >us? Can’t trust the Anglos.....

early sunday drinking starts at midday lad. 2pm is a late start.

have to be a complete faggot to throw a game

Are Afghan chads faggots then?

seemed more like a brainlet captain overestimating his ability to me

BREAKING NEWS: Ben Wheeler seen at Auckland airport boarding flight to London.

world cup as good as won by NZ

going out is so fucking expensive
miss the simple, classic pissup out the back of your mate's place

heroic selfless career ending abbot-esc beamer to seal kohlis fate in the final

>Indian uber driver
>didn't watch cricket
fucking awkward lads didn't know what to talk about

you like curry mate?
any curry places near here mate?
any thoughts on curry mate?

ask him to teach you about the vedas

pissup at mine m8
welcome to come

I would rather win than """throw""" a match away. be ruthless. be clinical. strike fear in the hearts of your enemies

a full strength Clive Waterhouse

just watched a nathan lyon spin video lads
looking forward to his brainiac insights in the commentary box when he retires

how sad do you think mccullum felt last night when clarke was talking about his dismissal in commentary box?

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Business Idea

What the ball at all times (especially in world cup finals)

walked to the super to get icecream. came home. freezing cold, no longer want icecream.

Bumsex on the cards

yeah mate chuck us a message on facey

Have we started sending our garbage there instead of China now?

I exclusively eat appleby farms ice cream now. Everything else is goes in the trash

Might get a cheeky zinger box ;)

giving the new Imperator Rome patch a shot

GUND BEED DAT DASDE :DDD

I hurt my pinky finger from misfielding a badly bouncing ball and now I can’t play dota and probably won’t be picked next week ;___;

DID SUMUN ZAY KAYEFFZEE? :DDD

got a fucked finger after I broke it going for a catch in slips

Imperator Rome won't even boot up

so you buy other icecream and bin it?

/cric/ has become one long, dreary cliche

Yes mate. Not worth the calories. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

would make more sense to just not buy it, but who am I to judge

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wew

This is the woman

>N/R is a thing
>Tie is also a thing

How the flying fuck does this sport work?
I've read the rules and still don't understand this shit

think clarke should be investigated for workplace abuse

Earn a PhD in mathematics and quantum mechanics and only then shall you begin to grasp the basic concepts of cricket

cricket is basically an intelligence filter.

what do you not understand about NRR and ties? pretty self-explanatory. I don't like how cricket gets written off as too complex. it's just a fucking sport

oh you mean no result. that's even simpler than NRRs. wtf

It keeps the brainlets away

NR is just Goal difference but more mathematics.

Nvm

How the fuck does a functional sport have "no result" as a possibility?
And how the hell is that somehow DIFFERENT than a tie?
Is that just there for when the Pakis decide to blow themselves up mid-game or something?

looks like she fucks black guys

some times it rains and the game gets cancelled

Based retard not knowing the difference between a tie and no result.

tipping she doesn't based on the frame

That's some pansy bullshit but baseball does that too so I guess we can't judge
But in baseball at least they make it up at some point?

The fucking Wikipedia article doesn't even include it

effectively there isn’t a difference, it’s just shorthand so you know whether the game wasn’t played or whether it was and resulted in a tie

no result is essentially when you're not able to finish the match. both teams have to bat for at least 20 overs for there to be a conclusive outcome in ODIs. if this doesn't happen, the match has no result. this occurs when there's rain usually
>tie
literally just tie, man. same amount of runs scored by both teams at the end of the two innings
this is not even complex. now DL method. THAT is truly big-brained stuff

based retard

looks like she’s got a hefty frame

Okay fine but why wouldn't you just finish the game at a later date?

Why does everyone say DL is complicated. Makes perfect sense to me

>Is that just there for when the Pakis decide to blow themselves up mid-game or something?
Yes

It's a tournament with a rigid stadium and tv schedule. Can't make it up on another day

Lol afghani won the match on off field

it's called ONE day international, not two-days international
it makes sense but it's not something you pick up by just watching the sport. so if a newbie asked me "wtf is dl method omg why is cricket so complex" I would be more understanding

A full strength temporary stand (not talking about an erection haha)

The World Cup organisers decided not to schedule reserve days for rematches, though they’ve had them in the past. The main reason is the World Cup would drag on too long as each team plays 9 matches in the group stages, also it could overwork the pitches (grassy surface that play is on)
For tours you usually schedule 4-5 matches so a no result doesn’t matter for the end outcome of the series

>spoonfeeding another proto-sebbo

please NO NOT watch our sport
please DO fuck off

Occasionally some lads from one team's fan club will shoot up the rival's team bus with AK47s, so they won't play the game, which is a no result.

just want to dilute the American flags with posts that aren’t always fucking awful

They can't schedule with the possibility this might happen in mind?
Baseball does it just fine

So the reason is autism?

Is there something special about cricket pitches I'm missing?
Baseball plays almost every day and manages just fine
Okay, sure, 50% of your games are away games I guess, but that's still 3-4 games a week on average, usually coming in long stretches.
It just seems not that hard to do.

Huh
You would think we'd be a lot better at it then

american flags are by nature fucking awufl

shan't be responding to any of the sceptic's easy googleable questions

planetcustodian.com/2015/10/19/8134/over-50-scary-images-depicting-filth-of-varanasi-and-river-ganges-that-went-viral-in-china.html

they call me preservingstandardsbro

They call me bigdickandniceasslad

When he means pitches he means the actual strip and the ground itself. The more a pitch deteriorates, the bowling teams gains more advantages. The grass on the pitch also comes into factor due to dew and humidity. The ball also has an effect since the more you play with an old ball the more chances of it swinging in and out.

Britishers are crazy.

post donkey

bowlers bounce the ball off the surface so you want to keep it pristine
a heavily used surface plays differently to a new one

>replying

I'll Snapchat you

Go shit in the road

this is zachy

indian shocked britisher rocked

>Baseball plays almost every day and manages just fine
In American cricket the ball doesn't touch the ground when the pitcher throws it. In proper Cricket it bounces and moves on the pitch (the brown strip, NOT the field). That is why it's important to manage the surface.

Go suck the queen's balls.

I guess I can write this off as cricket grounds, a lot of which seem pretty old, not having super-modern drainage systems like more recently-built baseball stadiums do, but still definitely a "benefit of the doubt" kind of thing

When the pitcher throws it, no
But it still rolls/bounces when hit, which means the infield can't be a giant pile of mud
But we've gotten pretty good at preventing that

not racist by virtue of americans not being a race

Who asked you for your opinion you attention seeking rodent

who does

based retard

the /cric/ lads

>I guess I can write this off as cricket grounds, a lot of which seem pretty old, not having super-modern drainage systems like more recently-built baseball stadiums do, but still definitely a "benefit of the doubt" kind of thing
>But it still rolls/bounces when hit, which means the infield can't be a giant pile of mud
okay, maybe cricket is too complex for some people after all

Nice meme, meanwhile my statement is not a meme, you literally have not mastered the use of a toilet as a nation, thus you all shit on the pavement and worship cows and elephants (again not a meme) before dying at 40 from heart disease due to drinking too much clarified butter (once again, not a meme)
What memes do you have for me in reply?

pooinloo banter is so tired

I don't.

What do you lads thin was the reason of downfall of englel cricket this wc?

pitches that weren't flat

the team is built entirely around smashing the ball for the full 50 overs and not building an innings for 30 overs and then going in for a hit

Can't wait until England is eliminated Tonight and India is dispatched in the semis.

So who'll be the lucky team that gets NZ in the semis instead of England?

Australia will be second. NZ third. Pakistan fourth.

Taking you through too ;)

Bangladesh will beat Pakistan. They're simply a better team.

nz, eng and sa are all better than pak too, why did they lose?

Only England of those 3 is definitely better than Pakistan.

England is worse than New Zealand

good morning my dear bros

England was the strongest team going into the world cup
Dunno what happened to anglobros

We thought we'd allow you a bit of extra time to nip down to B&Q for some sandpaper.

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as I said before they were very good in a specific set of conditions but have failed to adapt their game plan to the conditions of the world cup simple as that

Rome 2 almost downloaded lads

taken aback by every detail of this post

>playing video games after age 12
YIKES

not necessarily

the zachbomb has been dropepd

>playing video games after the age of 4
yikes

you'd know about things aged 4 woudn't you, you fucking nonce.

i hope you grow up someday

hilarious

Stream?

Starting in an hour lad

so they have failed to adapt to their own conditions, english conditions.. In awe of the brainpower of anglos

baseball is a better sport than cricket
enjoy your evening

yes mate that's what I said

if you weren't a casual you would have noticed that the pitches now are very different to the ones that they played against >you lads in that bilateral

>baseball is a better sport than cricket

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I noticed, 370 was getting chased and now they can't beat sri lanka

yeah misread your post and thought you were calling me dumb sorry lad

why didn't the poms curate pitches to their exact preference like the curries and pozzies always do

I think the lad was being sarcastic mr brainlet

bairstow's wondering the same thing

They can't, ICC handles it

weather makes it difficult i reckon

>m-muh pitches
really a world no 1 side is worried about pitches lol

didnt all those rains affect the pitches? maybe we're getting batting strips with the heatwave now

it matters a lot, if the pitch wasn't friendly to spin yesterday pakis would've dropped 400 on afg

#2 now

And the BCCI handles the ICC

any watching the cricket today man in

sorry I would m8 but haven't emotionally recovered from the boys losing 2 on the trot. need a cricket break.

yes mate ama

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Won't watch a sport that allows cheaters to galavant around without adequate repercussions

Come on Angland.

yes the rain has definitely slowed the pitches down. its why england are fucked

*cheats*

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Poo Pealanders are the biggest bitches
We lose, we rock up to grig and face the music
Poo Pealand loses and every kiwi bails for the day
queer cunts, starc reminder you are not good enough to win this world cup and it will be an India Australia final

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INDIAAAAAA INDIA

>This is it, the end of the line
We'll probably lose to poo pealand as well

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yikes

we'll make it to semi finals for you overseas brothers

>poms
>curries
>pozzies
you should write a book

*cries*

*gooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...those.. people are so MEAN to us*

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Edgbaston is slow and turny, favouring India. Chester-le-Street favours swing and seam, suiting NZ.

>the state of England's chances

>Ali can't self destruct with the bat if he doesn't play

hope vijay shankar scores a ton, feel bad for the guy, he's been decent.

what about
like a Scifi?

>tfw they already replaced him

so cruel

thinking you need to build a 'stadium' longer than 50 metres before you talk about pitch conditions bruz

*gets bantered tfo by an uber driver*

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PANTS SHOW

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i already gave you the title

>Sachin: it's a 315+ pitch
Hmmm

so true, definitely should have sat on here instead of getting on with life.

that spike could have come from anywhere

poms, curries and pozzies:
a harrowing tale of rain, poo and sandpaper.

*farts*

HOWWWWWAAAAAZZZAAGHHHHH

Salivating at the thought of the British tabloid headlines tomorrow morning

BASED

do you lads think smoth has encouraged a wave of fidgety autists up through the ranks of club cricket in the years to come?

youre a kiwi
there is literally nothing else to do

>It's a India lets England win just to piss off the pakis episode

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where's the Weigh In?

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yeah the best way to spend a beautiful sunny Sunday is on /cric/ reading 4-year-old "banter" from Aussie NEETs

the only team I can imagine throwing a game is India 2bh

makes you think, doesn't it?

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Stream?

Thinking you didn't rock up because your shit team got btfo after losing a match they had basically already won lmao

>yash: "Hello CRICINFO, What does your WIN PREDICTOR say before the start of the match?" - it says that the side that plays better cricket will win :)

a full strength bender

>mararta
>vidata
Are they making whitoids sing the national anthem?

tipping he spent his sunday cuddled up to a crack pipe

googl reddit cricket streams

youre all here every other day.
sore loser :D

my win predictor only comes into effect in the 80th over of the game

Respect to the Indians that sang both national anthems.

probably brown pipo who grew up there

Eoin Morgan rattling the entire Republic of Ireland by BELTING God Save the Queen there

Thinks
>I've read the rules and still don't understand this shit
equates to
>The fucking Wikipedia article doesn't even include it

Probably thinks a Washington Post match summary = Wisden.

Bloody colonials.

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>a harrowing tale of rain, poo and sandpaper.
and the resulting climate change thereof

>

they look like petrol pump workers

seeing as everyone in this world cup only plays it because of us - everyone's national anthem should be GSTQ

we will

Full strength last weekend for the Windies vs NZ game getting gaked up in the bogs

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INDIAAAAAAAAAA INDIA

It’s good to know we haven’t got the free wicket Vince opening anymore.

Makes you think

From a distance they look like roadworkers in overalls with a fluro vest

you OK, Saleema?

poor guy missed a world cup match due to toe niggle

Bloody hell that swung

Is ROY Bengali per chance?

That would be fucking based

it is scorching
that will favour India

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>beat New Zealand in the cricket
>get upset at New Zealand posters
Kek, every fucking time

please win england
save the white race from these swarthy dravidoids

500 on the cards lads it’s coming home

GONE
GOTTEM

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It is not scorching.

not a fan of these new indian kits, they look like they're wearing vests

FUCKING MANJREKAR

ANY AFGHANI TAKING HITJOBS HERE? SOMEONE KILL HIM. THAT JUMPY CUNT

Yeah that's a scorcher mate. Make sure to stay hydrated in that harsh English sun

le workhorse man

>RR: 9.0
it's ogre

450 runs will be hard for India to chase desu

kohli smacks shami with a belt if he gets lazy

Indians are shivering out there
Bumrah's got his thermals on

>the weather in London will help India playing in birmingham

BUMrah

Yes, you did, And you were wrong then too.
We won in Aus, we won in India. We should be capable of winning at home.

I'm sooo depressed.

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Sitting here with the air con on with ice pack round my neck and still sweating.

this is the post

archive this

Tactical loss on the cards

india pls

Watching this Adam Lambert doco on prime. I have a sneaking suspicion this lad is a homosex

BUM he's at ya

how do they get these things to stay up in the air like that, lads?

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oh heck I forgot
As weird as it sounds India and England feels like a very very "Lord's" game.
even though they always play at five different grounds it just feels like it's the archetypal Lords match.

similarly Eng/Aus is a Trent Bridge game.

>scorching
Lolwut?

I remember when there was no official archive and we had to vote on which threads are archived

for me it's hindutva

The drones are out of screen shot

string and blutac

thanks Oz bro, but I'm struggling... is it ceddit or insect enthusiasts? Am I thick?

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It’s wires mate, you just can’t see them because they are so thin

I used to live right next to Edgbaston.
There's a student living quarters literally (literally) touching the stadium.

Imagine living like that lads.

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Thinking about having a month off the fap. Any lads done it?

>half the indians have blue shirts and half have orange

the fuck?

It's ceddit insectenthusiasts

insect enthusiats, click the profile

kys bearshit

I’m thinking Bairstow out for a tasty 7 (19) and England all out for 199

KEK

based retard

this mad is redpilled on a level we cannot even contemplate

Saffron politics in >my cricket? Grim

redpill me on jainism

Bairstow cannot play the swinging ball, get rid of him for the ashes

>india game
>aleem dar on
>gives shitty decisions against india
hmmm

Bairstow is shite

>Bairstow cannot play
this

>india game
>india lose
>indians start crying and playing the victim
hmmm

all umpires should be australian to ensure impartial decisions

>bat involved

Don’t know anything about Jainism. For me, it’s Catholicism

india's outfit is fucking grim

basically buddhism without the cool metaphysical part

onions and bearshit currently on the ropes
india WILL take them to task shortly

glad to see the wordfilter's still on

what's it like living in india compared to that of a western nation?

aleem dar will support india today

Bairstow is fucking awful.
His only "good" hit was an accidental inside edge.

salty milk and coins

All part of the plan ;)

>india game
>indian player makes ridiculously loud appeal then immediately retracts it when the umpire doesn't bite
hmmm

different

like bags of sand

>no kayo app on the tv
what the fuck lads?

>No Vijay Shankar
FUCK OFF

like that nasty smell in the bathroom with a big braap but now its everywhere

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AHHH AHH AH AH AH

*dead silence as the umpire shakes his head*

SCORE SOME FAKING RUNS

if anything he would want India to win so Pakistan goes through

Can't get it off the squar-Stow

envy you desu
I hope you watched every test match played there.

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chromecast mate

Just woke up lads. How was your Saturday night? Here's mine.

Was gonna have an early night last night, but I got coaxed out by a girl from out of town who came for a concert. I was sick all day with itchy watery eyes. My eyes felt alright at home, but when I got out, the cold air got them all red and watery again.

Was trying not to drink too much because I was already a bit queasy, but this bloke in our group kept buying me drinks and I didn't want his money wasted, so ended up drinking more than I had planned.

It was cold outdoors but inside was hot as fuck. So I took my jumper off. Then later had to take a piss, and I noticed in the bathroom mirror my shirt was inside out . Really hope no one noticed that.

While the girls went outside for a smoke, I saw a girl who I had hooked up with recently and went over to say hello. She's actually friends with my older sister and is technically married, but she's separated. When I first met her, she stressed to me not to tell my sister because she might "disapprove" or whatever. Anyway, when I was chatting to her last night, she was being very handsy with me, and then guess what. My older sister comes into Gallery and sees us. First time she's been out in like 18 months since her kid was born. That was pretty awkward.

I was so tired and felt shit, wanted to go to bed, but the girl from out of turn dragged me to other venues until like 3am. When we finally went to the hotel, I ended up spewing all over the place. And she still wanted to fuck after that. Gross! I was way too tired to perform for her. I gurantee she wasn't satisfied and I'm sure she was pissed off when I rolled over and immediately fell asleep after cumming inside her. Don't really care though as I'll never see her again.

unspeakably grim
every indian's ultimate ambition in life is to be a chad NRI so all the aunties back home gossip about you

looking forward to the long black and salmon bagle tomorrow morning lads

er, still not getting it fellas... where is (((the profile)))? Sorry, never used reddit before, I heard it was gay.

koli said he got a lil toe niggle mate

@93848618
shan't read a word of this

bumrah is the key to all this

Why do Americans never travel outside of their shithole? Have we not invented planes big enough to transport an American person yet?

hes a smellier player than we've ever had but if we can get him bowling...

top kek

did you ever catch KP fingerbanging some bimbo arts student in an alley nearby

You sound like a normie. And a slut desu

they're just gonna bat bumrah out like every match

Pretty grim outside metropolitan areas

Based Joshy.

for me it's daddy dhoni

an american thot became a mini celebrity here because she traveled in pakistan lol

>we
>kiwi flag
yeah checks out

fuck off cunt

was there an edge there? please tell me there was no edge and Dhoni didn't fucking drop Bairstow

>pony

Americans spend the most out of all nationalities on international travel every year.

>we'll have a bat

i was making a reference my lad

heard she got all the food and stuff for free from the locals

bairstow's only way of getting runs is via inside edge
pretty elite honestly

>inside edge
>Bairstow’s mastered that shot
Kek

can someone please let me know once Manjrekar gets out of the commentary box? Thanks.

inside edge is fucking racist

>poorstow living on the edges

We need a review meme like the wogball lads have with VAR sinson

switch to dugout commentary

What's the best cricket related joke youve ever heard lads? What gets the boys in the nets howling?

inside edges should be automatically given out

Bairstow has absolutely no technique or footwork

this. cannot stand this fucker.

s-stop bullying me guyssssss

*hugs gloves*

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for me
>female friend's birthday
>one of her friends is a top tier qt
>at a bar, hitting it off with her
>friend wants to go to one of the gay clubs nearby
>qt going, I decide to go to
>been to one gay club a few times, mostly straight guys
>expect this will be the same
>it isn't
>spend the entire night having blokes grinding against me
>cop two arse slaps
>one bloke keeps on having his hand "brush" my pants
>all while the qt is getting chatted up by the only other straight guy in the club

didn't much care for it lads

is it something boomer related?

Watch hindi commentary m8
Irfan and RP give some elite insights

any place that doesn't get many tourists is fairly hospitable.

Man 1: How do you play cricket?

Man 2: I dont know, im stumped!

>literally all runs on edges
hmmm

Your batting average

una VINCEda..........

*cries*

*gooooo goooooo gaaaah gaaahhhh...now KP...that was a REAL ENGLISH batsmen*

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KILL HIM WITH FIRE

based george

kek

I doubt he's poor mate

Cousin’s at the stadium. Keeps posting pics and took a selfie with Kohli before the game

Bairstow eats his steak well done

>India match
>bunch of freschcazzes with """Australian""" flags show up
makes me think

does chahal unironically have aids?

>he doesn’t listen to commentary in his regional language

sick and tired of seeing this talentless ginge on the tv

I used to have gay guys grind against my tight black jeans ghetto booty in normal straight bars. The nerve of faggots desu...

>he thinks she got free stuff because that place is hospitable
Gee, I should go there now. I wonder what their response to me would be haha :)

Sounds like you're just a poof m8

probably grew up poor without a father supporting him

>Samuel Badree
wew

i'm on hotstar :/

>big game
>gatekeepers crawl out of their holes
fuck off

Is Quadrant a good publication?

so so so grim

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Ah yes

The """elite""" indian ODI bowling attack

hope england make 400 for no wickets then bowl india out for 50.

don't even care if we lose to nz and go out, just want to beat india in front of the curry infested crowd.

>big game
>freshies crawl out of reddit
fuck off

can't think of a more indian name than jasprit bumrah
truly based

*knocks the stumps off after every ball*

BASED India going to lose

Most Indians want you to win

fuck up josh

so true

>muh gatekeeping

want to know how I know you're underage?

tactical lose on the cards? ;)

>big game
>your posts are hurting my feelings
fuck off

England would like a win here

THWACKKK

BUM RAWR XD

Don't eat anything that grows under the ground and if you want to achieve nirvana fast until you die of hunger.

Australian test player starter kit

Baggy greens, red ball, sandpaper, those black and white stripe jerseys from prison

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We want you to win lad

The key here will be for Bairstow and Roy to keep scoring at a decent rate and for the English bowlers to take regular wickets without conceding many runs

;)

hehe

you aren't white with a foreign accent

>every post that hurts my feelings is josh

lmao state of your safe space, freshlad.

There’s dugout commentary in hotstar bro

convinced england will be looking for some runs here

Why do we look like Netherlands?

why?

do i go for it lads? never got consensus last night

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Bumrah's run up and delivery just awkward to watch

they are afraid of pakis in the semis

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was Pakistani?
A. An all rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the Pakistan coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. Why is Shohaib Aktar the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in Pakistan.

Q. What's the Pakistan version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the Pakistan version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Pakistan touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. What do Pakistan batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. Why are Pakistan batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.

Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Pakistan world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.

Q. What does Inzimam put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Yes

yuck. so would de su

>strayan “politics”

We are self hating cucks (by we I meant all hindu Indians. Muslims are chads)

They don’t want saffron jerseys to be a thing

>east india company vs dutch east india company

based fucking freo station

wew, someone's taking it personally :)

based
would you agree that kashmir rightfully belongs to pakistan lad

Because we love you oWo

Do it lad. You've earned it.

flat as an ironing board

didnt even read em just copy pasted lad
good?

>Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name?
>A. A bowler.
KEK

catching the 501 or the 502 I reckon from that stop

>Q.Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections?
>A. Because they never catch anything.

Mean

All of India belongs to Pakistan desu
We(all hindus) are genetically inferior

okay mates

so true

i like all kinds so its no big deal.

Based. Thanks Pak bro, very cool.

why can't aussies throw the ball properly?

Its chained to their legs

CAM ON ENGERLAND

NEW THREAD

BASED FUCKING ROY

yeah I think we're finna boutta get dabbed on

>350 on the cards lads