/heem/: Ngannou wins Edition

you mean eyepokes

Ngannou was literally exposed already. He has not shown anything to suggest the Stipe rematch would go any differently.

Honestly he should just be eternal gatekeeper. Keep giving him main events to KO cans in one round. Would be a comfy career desu..

I think I got all my picks right, so it should be here for me at any moment.

Aaaaaaany moment...

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>tfw pussyfree loser

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Curtis wins the second rematch

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DC and Stipe both win versus Francis. JDS threw a haymaker from 8 feet out and was so off balance his whole body was turned away. No idea how JDS saw this as a way to win this fight.

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Someone please post the picks.

Twitchy is having sex with twitchgoddess and he can't do it.

It's disappointing to see somebody win so easily. How can somebody just absolutely body former champions like that? It's not right, bros.

He's too powerful. It's not even a fair fight.

If DC wins against Stipe and then retires, who vs Ngannou for the title?
Surely it can't be Stipe since he lost twice.

JDS got effected by the intimidation factor.

he looks like an ogre

Francis is too powerful, DC will get heemed just like Cain did. Francis is so strong he's going to be very difficult to tap, even for DC.

He kinda maybe almost sorta hurt Stipe in webm related and it's reasonable to assume that his cardio and TDD have improved, given his lower weight and the Cain/Blaydes fights. Stipe also had his chin deleted by DC. It's possible, just unlikely.

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After DC retires there is literally only one person that can beat Francis, and Stipe is on his way out too.
Once those guys are gone Ngannou will be king of HW for years.

>He has not shown anything to suggest the Stipe rematch would go any differently.

his last 2 fights lasted like 1 minute, how can you show anything besides KO power lol

I'm going to be real but, there isn't a single HW heem more impressive than Shane Carwin vs. Frank Mir.
THAT was raw power, to crumble a man to dust, Ngannou has yet to truly impove his will on another human being.

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i don't want to see stipe lose to dc,but it would be cool if stipe lost to dc,dc loses vs francis...and then stipe beats francis and gets the belt back

he also got cracked by a right just before the exchange that probably concussed him a bit

Watch Ngannou KO Overeem.

That force was immaculate.

What are Olivi and Joey doing right now?

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>Once those guys are gone Ngannou will be king of HW for years.
ESPN execs creaming in their capris reading this post

>kpop pic

opinion discarded

if stipe loses and dc retires heavyweight gets deleted

"no"

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prime George foreman hit harder

DC would wrestle him into exhaustion and then do whatever he wants
easy work for him tbqh

I know what you mean but for me, it's Hunto shattering Struve's jaw.

probably the interview for the UFC youtube channel

having dinner

>Oleinik
>And he will choke ngannou out.

Stipe is not beating Ngannou again. Francis improves every fight. Stipe will sleepe if they meet again.

The only man that can stop Magumbo is Derrick Lewis. Ngannou fears Black Beast on a primal level.

stipe took francis soul

pic related

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Literally any HW is capable of that, now I'm not saying Francis doesn't have a better chance but come on.

Plus you guys are liked his Overeem's jaw doesn't have the fortitude of a vanilla wafer that was left in milk.

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she's bouncing up and down on his coke can of a hog

>bet all my monthly salary on JDS
>lost it all

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Just like Cain did? Ngannou was still dangerous in round five. He can take a minute off, have a breather, and then heem you with one punch.

i definitely wouldn't take Stipe out of the scene like that but it's still a very fucking dangerous fight for Stipe and i doubt Ngannou would just let Stipe wrestlefuck him again

Tai Tuivasa will defeat Ngannou

There's only one man for the job

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>throwing punches to deleted chinlets is improvement
whoah

Are you ready for the great white hope to get exposed?

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Benavidez is having sex with a man
Olivi is having sex with a woman

that leg kick stumbling francis is going straight into a lot of fighters game plans

he sucks but he beat ngannou and you can't change that

rip.

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Everyone is a chinlet against Ngannou. Even Stipe almost got it when they fought.

"no"

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>monthly salary
like €500 ?

to those who were following the "internal monologue" discussion in the last threads please answer the following questions:
when you derive a consequence from various premises, you literally have a voice saying "p and q and r therefore s"? are these logical operations not automatic for you?
does the internal monologue narrate actions taking place, dictate moral judgements, or verbalize your reasoning?
does the internal monologue advance through its narration at the same pace as your speech, faster or slower?

stipe already beat him though

>almost

I sound like Rogan but did you effin see how Francis mogged JDS at the staredown. The guy is YUUUUUGE

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Didn't Blaydes have some success with leg kicks before his eye shut

Will /pol/ crash if Ngannou becomes the champion?

I don’t know if you watched the fight but stipe actually got caught several times and survived

deep inside olivi wants ngannou right now.

Cain is has been washed up since the fucking JDS fights. Dude has one leg. The fuck are you on about? Cain has 1 win in 4 years....

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Honestly Schaub could probably heem Ngannou, with a proper training.
Schaub is in many way far more skillful than Ngannou, he wouldn't just lay on him like Stipe, Ngannou BJJ defense is just far too shit against a skilled grappler like Schaub.
Schaub have an excellent cardio for an heavyweight and considerable power, as shown in the Cro Cop fight.
He have a better handspeed than JDS.

His only weaknesses against Ngannou would be his stiffiness and his eagerness and lack of prudence when he smells blood, those can be corrected with correct training.

deep inside you're a cuck

>"beat"
So when he gets heemed in the rematch the first fight is erased. Heems > Decisions

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>blacks can fight and be violent
yeah it will totally prove /pol/ wrong.

Correction his last win was versus JDS in 2013.

Junior should have stuck with it but tried to force shit

>he sucks
Stipe is the HW GOAT and I will hear no more about the matter.

Thats not what happened in the stipe fight. Stipe landed several hard fucking shots on Ngannou and basically had him out cold on his feet. Stipe finishes pretty much all his opponents in round 1 with those same shots, He couldnt finish Ngannou in 5. that fight just showed Ngannous toughness in my opinion, hes not fucking joke

Lads, how would you fight Francis 'Predator' Ngannou? Stand and bang, take him down, would you be crazy enough to pull guard?

Me, I would jump out of the cage immediately and disqualify myself.

right,beat is to light of a word,i should say utterly dominated and embarrassed

Is this the same finn who was writing a bunch of racist stuff before? Like cuckery

>T-T-This time!!!!!
Piss off black star

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unironic /pol/lacks consider all sports to be jewish nonsense (which they pretty much are) so i doubt they care

the amount of shitposting will be unreal

>fought one high level guy in his prime
>lost

>b-b-beast!

I replied to your last question but not in time, I don't have time to answer all that shit dude, here's what I said:
>
>this is infinitely low IQ shit
it's also the basis for a little thing called logic; using language to think doesn't mean that you have to forego other forms of thought, you can still use images and math and emotion, language just becomes the anchor upon which it's all built, it's not like you slow down your image based thoughts to form them into language, any more than you slow down math to figure something in your head real quick, language is used in between other forms of thought to enhance and help guide them; it's like keeping an outline in your mind

Ask him nicely to BLACK me

i can't be a cuck whe i don't have a gf.

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it's probably a proxy, the way he posts makes it a given, he's probably the old danish and macedonia dern spammer

ben askren-esque strategy

is this an elaborate troll?

It will be DC vs Ngannou anyway.

but i already knew that

Ngannou is still going to be the first African to win a UFC title.

>inb4 Usman or Adesanya
I'm talking non-LARPing African.

€220

DC is done after the Stipe fight most likely.

Which fighter are you describing?

Why are you asking him?

Have you ever watched Peep Show?

It's the epitome of internal monologues.

>implying
stipe was so focused on dc's wrestling he totally ignored dc's striking,that isn't happening this time

Francis is going to be the Heavyweight champion and he will break Stipe's record for defences.
Either he heems DC into a living death or he flushes Stipe once and for all. With those guys out of the picture there is no one who can oppose him, unless Jones moves up.

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just bite down on the mouthpiece and wade in

Francis

Imagine if Rumble unretired and fought Ngannou

both Usman and Israel were born in Nigeria, how is that a larp

that first round was the scariest round in combat sports I have ever seen easily

>unless Jones moves up
i was going to retort with jones will farm him, but then i got to the end

Jones doesn't want it with Francis. Jones didn't even want it with Rumble.

Anybody got the Eryk Anders webm?

Is Ngannou on steroids or is it all from mom's kitchen?

gambling is really shit. you should stop.

Stipe was on the brink of getting ko'd multiple times in this fight, i doubt his chin can hold it up after the DC KO

based

HE SHOVELED SAND!

rumble cutting to 266lbs would be harder than him making welterweight in 2009

All Natural Black Bull

He's a genetic freak. I doubt he's ever taken a steroid in his life.

GMO-free African food bro.

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Ngannou only works in the modern HW division.
The dude could not cope with anyone who brought a plan that wasn't "go toe to toe" with him.
a Wrestler, dirty boxer, Muay Thai, Juijitsu, any one of them would have a tool Francis would be incapable of matching despite his size and strength.

Just another testament of how technically shallow the division is past DC and Stipe.

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Reminder Heems > Decisions so when Ngannou wins the rematch with Stipe the first fight is virtually erased, doesn't matter, racism loses again

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>be JDS
>throw a nigger tier windmill overhand from the next state
>get clipped behind the ear
>decide to move/circle TOWARDS Ngannou's power hand and eat 2 fight ending shots

non-existent fight IQ

Because they are rich Americans who larp as MUH STRUGGLE even though they are far more privileged than most white americans are.
Francis was literally working in a mine, became a physical munster due to his child labour mixed with genetics, moved to France, then came to America to heem everyone.
They are larping faggots whereas Ngannou came from absolutely nothing and used his fucking fists to climb out of it.

stipe is much stronger than francis,he fucking manhandled him

>Stipe is the HW GOAT
He got knocked out by a nigga the same height as Conor McGregor. Stipe is a literal bitch nigga.

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stipe is a can

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Lel I'm on welfare and I get €510

Gambling is fun if you do it poorfag style. A $10 bet makes an event more interesting and doesn't break the bank, hopefully.

If you can't control yourself though, stay the fuck away.

his mother died when he was young, he was homeless and couldn't afford steroids

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"using language" is a far cry from "internal monologue" and much more sensible; also not at all what the discussion is about
answer only this: do you have an actual voice in your head saying things right now, and if so, does it speak at the same pace as your normal speech

Israel isn't even America, how are you this retarded?

He got knocked out by a 5'11.5'' opponent?

He looks normal here but in the octagon tonight he looked like he will explode

yeah im pretty much like that now.
I bet on politics though because its rigged.

i'd like to see pride cro-cop decapitate Francis

milk fed and milk bred

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why you fags still try to use these "arguments"? didn't everyone get USADA'd? i'm pretty sure that if they don't piss hot they're not on steroids

What I've learned from UFC so far
Nigerians: weird autists
Cameroonians: cool dudes

i dont think he's on gear tbqh and i think most fighters are

He looks like twitchy.

look at that fatso behind the sperg

For surell B they have a great doping program down in the rock breaking slave pits of Ngubuwanda

Stipe admitted himself he couldn't finish Ngannou even though Ngannou gassed in round one because it took everything he had just to hold him down.

if the only way you can beat someone is by laying on top of them it doesn't count as a win. Stipe got his face blasted but the judges are cucks who wanted to watch homosexual acts that night and they gifted him the win.

yoel heem's francis

bro, Brendan fucking Schaub deleted Cro Cop, lmfaooooooooooooooooo

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this is twitchy as a kid

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>being this triggered at fighters showing tribute to their heritage

based retard. They are not larping about struggle

>pride

> 5'11.5'

Big yikes nigga, the amount of cope. Nice rounding off ya dumb cunt. DC king of obese manlets annihilated your white boy.

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Prime Cro Cop in a ring would have absolutely raped Schaulb

We already saw that one.

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Jon Jones vs Ngannou ?

and francis tried everything to not get held down=stipe stronger

Stipe looks like an ordinary guy, francis looks like a mountain of muscle, what are you talking about? He only handled him because Francis has no wrestling technique. Maybe he can do that again but he must be perfect while Francis just needs to land one of his ridiculous punches

bizarre post.

she seems lost

dumb luck...how'd the rematch go?

Bareknuckle: Wilder vs Ngannou

nah that ain't me

Guys im not so sure Prime Schaub would heem Ngannou

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Dresses so bad for a 40 year old. Is he some kind of 15 year old hypebeast.

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nah it can't be denied.

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Francis celebrates his win

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I think Ngannou punches harder than Wilder desu

I always wondered is ngannou winning simply coz of power?

Or is it coz almost everyone is afraid of his power and does stupid things that are easy to read?

Stipe stood his ground in the first round. Look at his head movement. Everyone else tried to wrestle or throw haymakers like jds.

Dude Ngannous chin is untested. Schaub could heem anyone.

>didn't listen to marty on jre
He goes on forever about how his dad who defrauded the government for $1 million was a DINDU and the court system just couldn't handle a hardworking nigerian immigrant coming from nothing and having success.
I suppose you have also forgotten his larping as having a Nigerian accent phase even though there are videos from him in all the way back in high school where he speaks like a regular American.
Askren has talked about all of this. He is a fake.

francis did fine against blyades,in terms of "wrestling".... stipe is just stronger

Anyone else excited for K1 tonight? Starts in about 90 minutes. It will feature a 1 night 8 man tournament with some serious talent, including Takei, who might be the slickest kickboxer fighting today. It should be a hell of a card. I'm considering making a /kick/ gamethread for it.

could he heem Ngannou

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Can Ngannou escape the Schaubaconda choke?

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wheres the heemster who was at the fights tonight?

You dumb monkey Stipe hits just as hard as this fucker. Why do you think he starched JDS.

there you are you wienerschnitzel loving fuck, didnt i tell you JDS would be gone in 1

No way he hits as hard as Ngannou. You don't need to hit that hard to KO someone.

>Or is it coz almost everyone is afraid of his power and does stupid things that are easy to read?

An intelligent post? In heem? Wow.

Now that i think of it have there been anyone who's not residing in North America or Brazil who have popped ?

The fact that you saved that image, fucking chinese people I swear.

What a fucking dumb cunt. Go back to r eddit you ching chong

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I don't get it. Exchanging punches with Ngannou is the last thing I would do

Make one and link it, kickboxing is cool but I never know when the shit is on

Fear. Dude is gigantic, hits like a freight train and swing hooks constantly.
That's why everyone tries to keep the distance from him.
Stipe wasn't afraid of him and turned him into a lamb but he also almost went to sleep from a single hit from Giganigou.

No you didnt.

JDS hits harder than Ngannou. Deal with it.

He's a good counter puncher too.

>Or is it coz almost everyone is afraid of his power and does stupid things that are easy to read?

Basically this, Cain rushed a bummy lazy takedown and JDS threw a telegraphed haymaker that was seen in Hawai, because of power panic.

A few Dagestanis popped for meldonium if I remember right

What did Derrick Lewis do?
Partly i think there is a lot of dead wood in HW that he rushes and kills with his Ford Escort power. He's also pretty fast.
They really a struggling to find talent.
In boxing anybody outside top 5 is considered a bum because again they can barely find talent.
They said it today. Big niggers usually play football or basketball.

very epic post, would you show that to him to his face?

>fucking chinese people
Do i look like a "Jamal" to you? foh

>What did Derrick Lewis do?

nothing, neither of them did, that fight shouldn't be considered to anything, it was barely a fight

link stream or its fake news

Tbf I don't like Usman, whiny and pretty unlikable. That 30% bullshit was also a cringe cop-out. I didn't know about that Nigerian accent thing, that's hilarious actually kek. Like Dern.

Israel just seems like a very self-assured guy who takes pride in his home country despite having grown up in NZ.

>his mother died when he was young, he was homeless and couldn't afford steroids
Nigger there are recent photos of him with his mother

Vettori

someone shop francis head onto the ball

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After 2016 every Russian popped for Meldonium.
It was legal before, and it was basically Russia official drug, tho its effect have been largely debated; if it was around that time it's not really a "caught red handed" type of popping.

Lives in america

Andrade heems Ngannou

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Good time to be a UFC fan -- every division in good form recently
Always look forward to watching UFC events with my friends here on 4channel

Lewis did attempt to engage more. Ngannou was shook.

> exchanging punches

Sigh

Stop lying you dirty monkey. He never came close to getting rocked.

Where did Askren talk about it, anyone has a link?

Youre autistic and crude. I dont like you.

There are UFC fights every weekend for 2 months straight coming up.

no you should consider it. take into account that JDS, overeem, arlovski, cain, hamilton, mihaljovic are all old cans. It was ripe fruit for Ngannou to just bum rush and swing at.
So ngannou still has a good record but its a bit padded. Blaydes, stipe, lewis is his legid fights. I guess you could count JDS.

dc heems ngannou
stipe heems ngannou
jones heems ngannou
wilder heems ngannou
fury heems ngannou
these are factual statements

Ngannou is 2-2 in legid fights. 3-2 if you count JDS.

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Didn't know that. Taisumov? I think there was a Dagestani dude that got a lifetime ban as well

>lewis

Lewis is a bum, he should've heem him into another dimension, he only didn't because he was still shook from the Stipe fight

>I guess you could count JDS.

JDS was way more of a legit fight than Lewis

>germans calling anyone autistic
Hans I bet you don't know what crude means

Muhblumba should change his nickname to doom fist cus he gives cans a sense of impending doom

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Is right now one of the weakest periods for HW (and lhw) ever?

All the big names are getting old with CTE. All the new prospects suck like Tai who never even wanted to do mma as a first choice. Blaydes isn't even ncaa1.

Why on Earth is this happening? Ufc is now more mainstream and yet HW (and lhw) are losing anyone interesting now.

>Taisumov
IMAGINE if Taisumov didn't have constant visa issues. Dude's a scheduling nightmare which sucks since he's damn good.

Chinese Yaozong Hu got popped recently

Cole Konrad is still the goat heavyweight

hw was never thriving

Does the U.S amateur programs pays well their wrestler ?
I fail to see another explanation, maybe HW are just lazy LHW.

I'm not saying lewis is some tyson fury.
But the other guys i mentioned just show up for the check. I would question if they even really train. Overeem fx got 850000$ for the ngannou fight. Do you think he's motivated for shit?

Johnny Walker and Reyes are the first true LHW size prospects in nearly a decade.

>maybe HW are just lazy LHW.

a bunch of them are, you can see a lot of guys are just LHW but fat

Yeah tonights card was great. Top 5 of the year so far.

>Any top 10
Shit sucks man, he was a goddamn finishing machine

Why would you fight in Jones and Cormier category, bother yourself with weight cut, when you can just go to a category where beating 4 bums make you the GOAT.

>Francis Ngannou: $220,000 (includes $110,000 win bonus) def. Cain Velasquez: $450,000
look at this. for cain to show up and shit himself.
the ufc will let any he with any name fight.
They have so little talent in hw.

Ngannou heems your wife

maybe lhw are pussies who weightcut to avoid danger.

Ngannou should be getting paid hunt/reem numbers

It’s pretty clear that the only reason magumbo didn’t KO stipe is because he was shook from the spotlight of fighting for the title.

He wins the rematch with ease and you’re a brainlet caz if you believe anything else

idk about motivation, but Reem was pretty well ranked atm and if he had won that fight he was pretty close of getting another title shot, he basically fought who was at the top honestly, you can't really downplay that, maybe HW is just kinda shit nowadays lol

>nowadays

I been out of mma since like 2013, when did this ngannou get a title fight if he ever did? Is he better now?

He hit jds so fucking hard he folded

>shook
he was cocky as fuck,this level of cope is unhealthy

he looks kind of the same vicious KO artist that he was before his fight with Miocic, but i would assume his tdd is way better now

Just proves his point of not being in the right mindstate

overeem beat hunt and decisioned old werdum.
thats all it takes to get close to titleshot.
but yeah its my point. ngannou looks good partly because hw is shit and a lot of guys in the division are old left overs who still has a name but really are past their due date.
So its relatively easy to run through the division if you actually bring something.

anybody have stream for k-1

>the only reason francis wins is because he's hyped so much and the other fighters aren't in the right mindstate!

see how stupid that excuse sounds?

well yeah but that's the thing, he's been ko'ing blokes left and right, in the currently state of HW the only guys that can beat him are DC and Miocic, Overeem, JDS and even Cain although has beens are big names and well ranked, and Blaydes' only losses are to Ngannou himself, it's not like he's fighting unranked/ top 15 dudes and getting gifted a title shot lol

JDS looks so sad in the post fight u_u

He has talked about it a lot and its how the whole Marty From Nebraska meme started, he mentioned it most recently here @3:00
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=230&v=bA1XG92wt8s

>prime schaub would heem ngannu

he should have tried fighting better

im not shitting on ngannou. i'm just saying some fights are not that impressive. fx cain win was a joke. its not his fault but it was still retarded.
DC, stipe, blaydes is the real fights in HW.
And lewis also because he still has to work and win etc. he isnt getting overeem money either.

Would be the same as the Lewis fight

He says it himself
>why the overhand right I should have thrown more straight punches
He got nervous

JDS just landed a punch and turn his back, this is amateur shit, like, things that people do in their first sparring, after two months

you can do this for any fighter after a win you fool, we can say DC isnt impressive for being double champ for beating Stipe after his chin was already gone and then defending the belt against Lewis who had a bad back see? dont be a retard bro hindsight is always 20/20

Nganu blades 2 was early stoppage after a hit to the back of the head.

>everybody who fights Nigannou tries to trade punches
Nigroidannou is the biggest gas can out there, he get tired in 20 seconds. People legit get caught up in the hype of his punching power and go full retard and try stupid stupid meme shit. If Junior just wrestled with him for a bit he would have removed 50% of his punching power right there, as we saw in the Stipe fight. But no, retard tier attacks within the first minute

Jds is sloppy af. Always was

he did the same against lewis and got caught in a similar situation, but survived and then threw straights and won. So he did the same shit in two fights. He'll probably do it in his next fight as well.

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he was clearly shook after having a taste of Ngannou's power, he just wanted it to end

JDS wins the rematch

Somebody is going to come in and kick fuck Nig'anus legs till he cant walk, he will get exposed yet

so i have to rate ngannou beating cain because its only in hindsight that we know he was a crippled up mess.
im not even hating ngannou. im just saying some of his wins are against old granpas that are ranked from beating other granpas.
Because there isn't shit going on in the HW.
its the same names from 10 years ago.

>no goofed picks posted
You NEED to post the pics or else the card did not legally happen

My favourite part was when JDS lunges wildly at his one-dimensional opponent. Top tier strategy of exploiting your enemy's only strength.

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Cigano had some good kicks there, should've kept it

Motivated Tyron wins the rematch unironically

His nostrils are an upside down Geodude

where the fuck is that nigga black star btw? did he kill himself or what?

ortega wins the rematch for sure.

Agreed, this dude spent all this time training to get a black belt in BJJ to throw a telegraphed overhand at guy who can only box

Better heavyweight pure striker, JDS or Taker?

it will go down as a heem-fact that JDS was shook.

JDS was never my boy

who had the better kane feud?

Terrible stoppage as usual from Herb. Junior was going for the single leg.

He acts like such a tough guy during the introductions but he wilted pretty badly here.

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Luke at this, he just do a amateur shit, land a punch a give his back.
JDS just go full Charlie Zelenoff mode.

sup coral

Is Brock vs Nagano the ultimate race war match up?

>that ref who stood Demian up
Fucking bellend. Why do they hire these bozos like him and Goddard who have no fucking idea what MMA is. Go officiate a kickboxing match you cunts. And all you fuckers in the crowd WOOO WOOOO WOOOOOing at the slightest clinch, go and fucking watch kickboxing then
What a fucking shambles.

The race war is already over, spoiler alert the Jews won.

he obviously shouldn't have but i'm glad he did because maia is a boring faggot

Hey guys, K1 stream here: Things are already heating up. There was just a front kick to the liver KO. This card also features a 1 night 8 man tournament. Join us!

JDS has always been a shitty striker. Many of his KO wins were just bombs that connected, whenever his opponent connects a punch on him first, it's over.

darn jews

didnt see the card because it looked like shit
how was it?

dang you

it surprised me that Stippe didnt even get dropped by this but got KOd by sneaky DC

shit

>moo thai

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i think it's because he was prepared for francies power,but only focused on dc's wrestling

literally a crack addict won a fight

Francis cracked his chin. Once your chin is compromised, you get heemed easier and easier. Look at Chuck, he was getting heemed by literal jabs.

eye pokes

bitch i'm a cow

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They live in the US and New Zealand. They have done since forever. They are African in genetics only.

DC Heems Ngannou

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DC trained that IIRC after they picked up him dropping his hand exiting the clinch but yeah you'd expect him to be rattled a bit more by it, maybe he was gassing and couldn't put everything behind it, who knows.

>the perfect woman doesn't exi..

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>a short ugly fat black guy is the HW champion

How does this happen?

He is not chasing people as much and being much more patient. When he fought stipe he was winging 2 hooks a second until he gassed. He hurt JDS against the fence and backed off to reset. Pre-stipe he would not have.

Stipe still wins the rematch.

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or he got his eye poked and then dc followed it up with a short hook on that side of his compromised eye

Dana needs to make that fight.
It's a real Negafight

not being racist but francis ngannou is black

that fight went exactly how I expected it to go, fuck JDS is so flushed

if ngannou beats dc what does that do to Jones' legacy?

yea,but that's more of reason why he got caught in the first place.... i still think his biggest problem was underestimating his striking,i don't think that happens in the rematch

>Stipe
>lost

Do we really have to do this again?

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His face was already fucked up.

I'm fuckin dying

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DC learned this technique with his buddy Jonny Bones.

was that a punch?

Didn't DC get eyepoked too in that fight?

>Jones said he would not fight DC at heavyweight
>Scared of DC's power at HW
>Actually think he would fight ngannou who has more power than all 4 of DC's limbs, KO'ing people with glancing shots

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DC is unironically the white man in that fight

Francis Ngannou vs Jon Jones who wins

jon jones without meming

It's funny how Francis is the biggest, scariest munster in the UFC right now but is also the most polite and measured fighter, and has used his money to open up gyms + start sports programs for impoverished Cameroonian youths.
I guess you can be so calm and secure with yourself when you can heem literally everyone into a living death.

Tyson Fury to UFC HW division when. I unironically think once Joshua gets flushed by the fat kid from Up again he'll have a UFC match, didn't he float that idea a couple years back?

Herb deen always let's the white boys absorb a few extra punches after they're out.

its well known fact that africans intimidate the shitout of niggers. they cant mentally handle the proud but savage african warrior.

The power of eye pokes

Jones via sub and I hate the cunt.

Ronda rowseys strategy was worse lol.

>H-Help me, Stipe

Should JDS retire already?

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not like that tho

I dont remember seeing one, but I know stipe got poked three times in one round.

Jon has high enough IQ to know that he cannot trade with Francis at any costs, unlike the rest of these retards who try and spark him for some reason.
Jon takes him down instantly and Ngannou is helpless from then onward

must just be his personality, Mike Tyson was the most feared man on the planet but was still desperately insecure.

I liked BJs flatfooted stance against Yair(?)

he has another 5 years of bellator checks coming.

jokes on you buddeh

Stipe got eyepoked and then chose to keep fighting whilst he was still blinking like a retard. It's his own fault he got heemed. Didn't respect DC's power. Now all he'll get is a sloppy seconds win over DC, at best. And then he has to fight Magumba again, with a considerable chance of getting heemed. Fuck knows who he fights if he beats both DC and Magumba. I guess Volkov could get a shot if he wins 2 in a row. And JBJ would have a reason to go up to HW if Stipe beats DC there, although I'm not too confident that JBJ would want to do that at the moment.

i havent seen smif vs gus
how was it?

>not realizing JDS threw the fight

Herb is hitting that Russian pussy too.

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I dont think jon "eyevpoke" jones is strong enough to keep francis down. Reem couldnt, stipe gassed doing it against a francis with a 0 in grappling skill. Ngannou has definitely been working on it since then.

I guess jones could always have dana throw dirty turinabol needles at his eyes to give him an opening.

Meh.
Gus lost the first 2 and won the 3rd if I remember right. Ran away a lot. Got taken down/tripped up in the 4th and gave his back in an amateurish way and then got GnP'd by Smith.

JBJ is just negotiating for money. He will happily go to HW he just want to get paid for it.
Why do people have so little faith in the goat?

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pretty bad, smiff broke his hand and the swede looked uberflushed and gave up

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He should've retired after the second Cain fight, it has been an embarrassment ever since.

I need some respect

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>Enough with the clown!

Kinda agree with you. Fighters need to force the refs to do their job and risk the DQ. They get told they cant stop the fight themselves, but we saw what happens when fighters follow that rule and the ref does nothing.

I've heard plenty of fighters say that eyepokes dont get better until the next day (cowboy, iirc?) And its better to just keep fighting through it than take a 5 minute break and cool down.

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This, have people forgotten him calling out Brock? He isn't afraid of HW, he just said he isn't going to fight DC a third time.

Lol, the gif looped and I thought smith was punching him post-stoppage.

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Bork is an easy money fight for JBJ. Him going up to fight Bork is very different than him going up to fight Stipe or Ngannou.

the punch was not landed exatly on the chin, and stipe was moving on the oposite direction of the punch.
DC drop him with a unexpected punch in the chin.

Has anyone ever walked out to Coolio?

Paul Felder is a shitty commentator

the state of those canned hams

I thought he said that he wants it at LHW but also but saying that he is basically looking for Dana to give him a bigger offer for it being HW.
Only thing is maybe if he can't pulsate as much as he used to then its hard to move up.

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Brock has aerogel for a chin and would get hit with a three punch combo before he could react. Easy fight for jones. Ngannou took a beating from stipe, who hits like a ford escort, gassed so bad he could barely stand up, and was STILL wobbling stipe near the end.

Nothing alike. Bork is easy payday.

He is scary, i can't even look him in the eyes.

Jones would 100% murder stipe.

I honestly don't get how supposed experienced fighter just don't apply Stipay gameplan against Francis instead of trying to throw haymaker right from the start.

HW division is thin, but I'd like to see Volkov/Blaydes, and the winner of that fight to face a top 4 guy and then get a title shot if they win. It'd by no means be a good title fight, but it's mostly all HW has at the moment, in terms of guys outside the top 3.

I think JBJ would win, but if Stipe beats DC then JBJ will not be an overwhelming favourite in that fight. Favourite? Sure. Heavy favourite? I don't think so.

truth, he got pieced up by Cain easily. I hate Jones with a passion but Bork is an easy money fight for him

thats a symptom of autism

do normies care about amanda nunes?
every video she has on youtube has disappointing views for a female double champ

oleinik beats dc

Female champ is an oxymoron just like flyweight champ

I have this problem too, I can look everyone in the eye when they are talking but the second I open my mouth I'm looking everywhere but them, don't even get me started on handshakes, I look at their hand to make sure I don't fuck it up lmao

It only happens when i look at 2 meters tall black guys though.

Looking in the slanted eyes of a Russian mongoloid manlet is normal for me.

shes not pretty enough for people to care.
dykes always gets ignored.

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loooks like a bond villain

finally a good card coming soon
i cant wait for this fight bros

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Yeah that pissed me off I don't get why the stopped it so fast, but Ngannou was probably going to win anyway.

ooooooooooooffffffeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshhhhhhhheeeeerrrrrrrrrrr this little middleweight has a serious chance of being Jon "The GOAT" Jones

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They don't have the same skill set as Stipe.

BEATING

Dumb Rogan got me excited for Thiago only to find out that he's a can too

Any webmbros have some Maia webms?

I am interested in Maia's seated dirty box clinch, interesting evolution of his BJJ/Mat wrestling spec.

I think if you taught a wrestler or someone with more painful ground and pound it could finish a lot of people.

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but he has every god etched on his body
how can he lose?

>listening to Joe "Rousey is a once in a lifetime fighter, I'm getting emotional thinking about her" Rogan
>ever
you played yourself, Rogan is a fucking bum

>Lioness
>not pretty
U saying what you son of basterd bitch?

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Dump what you want...Ausbro might still be around, otherwise I'll make them as soon as I can get a decent DL

Thanks man, i saw in the other threads the sweep scramble in round 2.

Most the action i want is from Round 1 and Round 2. I'll give you or Ausbro the timestamps when i rewatch it.

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>Seen the highlights of every game
>Nobody has uploaded Maia highlights anywhere because it would appear there aren't any
lmao
most boring fighter on the entire roster

Have any of you got any Maia webms?

I think this is the only Maia webm I have saved

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Before my hardrive was wiped i probably had the largest collection, his cage wrestling/MMA BJJ was cutting edge meta shit, it evolved similarly yet a tad different to Convingtons and Khabib's.

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>tfw you picked JDS to win by decision at the end of round 5
i thought the ngannou tards were the filthy cazzies, but it was truly i who was the filthy cazzie.

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Maia's style is so specialized that his fights are amazing or horrible, no grey area

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hed heem you

>Reminder
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Jon Jones: Black belt in Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
Brendan Schaub: Brown Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: 0 rank
Francis Ngannou: 0 rank
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj

Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES
Notable exceptions:
1)Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
2)GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan

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Frank is a nice guy

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This is him when he was 4

how is he getting away with that much gear

if I find the wrestlefucking boring should I just watch kickboxing instead? how is kickboxing not more popular when it's what everyone wants it's so bad now that people start booing as soon as a fighter even attempts a shoot

not true, we all love watching askren wrestlefuck his opponents.

You mean the fighting IQ? Because I wasn't talking about the wrestling part

JDS probably just wanted to reclaim his name as the knock out king

YESSSSS!!!! The Predator fucking wins again. Who's next on the chopping block?

Ngannou heems DC and Jones

You...*heems you*

instagram.com/p/BzUoc79Htzc/

DANA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ngannou is based but also not a great fighter. He gasses hard and has zero ground game. He's just a le giant man who hits hard

Johnny Walker said he's going to heavyweight

DC is never fighting Stipe again or Nganou .

He's just a bigger version of Johnny Walker but he is taken seriously because HW is so shit

dana isn't going to let him fight either before he fights another can or two...first time he let him and it deflated the hype train big time

Ngannou is at least likable

so there's no k1 streams? i don't wanna use a proxy

the possibility of grappling makes stand up fights better.

I like Israel too. Usman sucks though

You now remember that after this fight JDS intended to become UFC champ and challenge Deontay to a boxing match.

thoughts on michael joseph perry?

instagram.com/p/BzUKkSQH1uT/

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Anyone else feel kinda bad for Junior?

unlucky he had to fight ngannou and not a can like deontay, who is ducking ngannou

based Perry dabbing on the junkies

i am mad because he lost in such a fucking brainlet way

Jimmy Lennon Jr > Michael Buffer >>>>>> power gap >>>>>>> Bruce Buffer

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Webm of the ngubu heem? Dell asleep

Meh I don't believe this one bit, I'm waiting for the paycheck info and I will look into it

I'd like to see tuivasa fight Francis

There's no belts in muay thai

Benavidez heems Cejudo

you now remember the hype train of ngannou the african warrior after heeming overreem and then got flushed hard after the next fight

I could heam nganno easuy

is helen using the schmo to get more popular?

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I was on the fence about Schmo. He walks a fine lin between being based and being reddit. But now yeah, I'm thinking he's based.

>prajied
>Cyborg

Prime Schaub UNIRONICALLY murks Ngannou

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Literally this

Based

correction.The guy that edited her wiki didnt know that Cyborg has black belt in Chute Boxe Muay Thai black belt which is not Muay Thai

I'm interested in trying CBD oil but am worried that it might make me like Schaub's kid.

JDS got paid US$400,000 to throw an awful punch and then quit.

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They'll both be forgotten about soon. So, it's kinda silly.

>Pooana is actually attractive now
What fucking timeline are we living in?

the most beautiful bully ever lived

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Basado

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Fighting, training and cutting constantly take a toll on your body, she always had a good base now enhanced with a boob job.

boob jobs are trash

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Well if it makes her show more her upper body I'm all for it buddeh, until then she was just proud of her bottom which was fine too. Slutty Joanna makes me rock hard tbqh famala

wew

they are necessary in some cases, unless you like fucking women whose bodies look like 12 year old boys

she's still gross, even compared to some other fighters

So is the UFC fixed like boxing or is it fixed like WWE

Because these Nigannou 8 second knockouts are kinda becoming a meme

All I'm saying is look into it but yet again I would definitely fold for 500K
Name 5 (five)

If it was fixed then why on earth would they have their hype job exposed by Hot Balls?
you are a fucking retard

t. jelly mma reporter who never made it and has to seethe that Dana loves the Schmo

A fight where no one throw anything is hardly being exposed. Exposed would be Stipay's fight because Stipay is an honorable wholesome man who takes no bribe.

>Name 5 (five)
kk
rose
grasso
paige
val

fuck that was easy, i could name 15

For me, it's David "The Schmo" Schmulenson.

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kk? lol

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Only if she's a virgin, otherwise it's kind of yucky.

DC was planning on retiring but then back pedaled so they had to have a setback for nigannou, he will never fight DC for a belt he will fight whoever holds it after him. maybe an interim belt fight after DC retires for real.

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Reminder that The Schmo managed to get Tony to break character and laugh
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=233&v=0fxAFQ_uRfM

Val maybe but the rest is highly debatable

what is it with jews and sports media, they are fucking everywhere

What are you talking about, Tony might be autistic but he isn't a stoic autist.

instant career success

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Subversion and destruction of what they can't have by any means necessary.

cant believe people thought that can jds had a chance

>marquee matchup is BBC bvll beating the piss outta some brazillian twink in 1:11
nice "sport" you guys have there

it was trash. jds turned his back, got clipped and turtled up.

Will be interesting to see if DC will fight Ngannou if he beats Stipe. A lot of people seem to think that Ngannou is a good matchup for DC, so it could be tempting.

... and if DC beats Stipe and retires and vacates the belt. Who fights for the new belt? Ngannou and..... it'd seem unfair to give the shot to Stipe after losing to DC twice.

based rothrock poster

youtu.be/voK-qANQGhE
lmao what the fuck

It would be DC/AJ all over again

My pick is on DADA 2000

based. I could see ONE doing this

Lmfao what an idiot

why does he have so many eye wrinkles hes looks 40 here

Really want to see this. I always used to think I didn't, but for some reason I now believe DC could do it. I know he could. DC my boy is cursed because of Jones ultimo lanklet frame, it is truly a cause of despair. So he must defeat Ngannou after Stipe and he will be forever a legend.

I was always wondering why we don't have this in UFC

Because smiling helps you lowering people's guard.

is he really jew, though? He could be white. His face does not really look jew to me.

Ngannou performances simply point out that the fight witn Stipe was staged. Overeem knocked down Stipe easily and you're gonna tell me that Ngannou couldnt...Really?

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It's too gimmicky for normalfags.

The Schmo is actually Jewish? You guys weren't just memeing?

So what fights are coming up next? We should have a calendar in the next OP

Damn it feels good to be black

Wrestlefuck him, take away his raw power and gas him. Then all he can do is throw sloppy punches in your general area hoping to land.

After ngannou uppercutted reem, it seems like the guys he fights are so scared of the power that their sub-conscious shuts down their bodies the moment they get touched by ngannou to avoid getting hit for real by him, I call this the sub-conscious tap.
Stipe was the only one that wasn't that extremely shook by him, and well lewis never got hit

1/365 odds there

How does Ngannou actually do against DC?

Loses the fight and story.

Kite him and gas him out. You need elite conditioning/wrestling/jujitsu and an above average standup to pull it off. Pick him off at range and make him frustrated. Reach and weight advantage are good to have as well.

It really just depends if dc has the strength to ankle pick a fresh ngannou

Imagine if they did. ONE would become even more kino

that also means that Stipe shut down his body the moment Reem punched him

Man shutting down or not the Ngannou power is there,this is a fact.You cant survive his power even if you're fearless.

DC limitations are his frame and age.

Is Schmulenson a jewish name? It sounds german to me.

>throws a mindless overhand right against a guy that can kill with punches and is good at punishing mistakes

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>Brazilian intellectuals

Heavyweight went from being the most reputable weight class to being the can weight class. Having a 3 fight win streak is considered impressive. Meanwhile Tony hasn't lost since Obama was president and can't get a title shot

that look...
did they...?

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>he gives you this look

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>that cheeky foot stomp that did absolutely nothing

Tyson Fury would get wrestlefucked for being a skinnyfat lanklet with no power. Makes it past a couple of cans, but in HW literally anyone can see Tai Tuivasa, Igor, Ngannou etc etc

>come into my guard bro

i think so

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Powerful PMP holdin it down

install gentoo

The fact that Schmo has more sex than I do makes me question myself, and with a 6.5/10 asian with huge bolt ons no less. Well played Schmo, well played.

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Tony bless

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Schmo is pure reddit

based

I'd pound her pussy into dust.

fuck off twitchy

Jds would win if nganou didnt beat him

Embebeb

youtube.com/watch?v=BY6UMwmmt5Q

ok this is my theory why Megan Olivi is an iceberg on bed. Hotties and women that put some fire on the board are those wear tight bikinis.In all Olivi pics,she wears a bikini more of a sized up cuz she's shy about her cameltoe ,boipussi,or clit.We need women that doesnt feel emparassed

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>be out of timezone
>wake up too late for the main fight
>torrent the vod
>main fight starts with 7 minutes remaining in video, so the fight probably took less than 5 minutes
>'oh shit this means JDS got heemed early?'
fucking video length spoiled me

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seek help

*sips*

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>no Jimmy Lennon sr
pleb cazzie detected

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See through is the true master race though

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Y-yes master, I’ll take the B.B.C

I'm far ahead of my time
yes quite innovative

*points behind him* “oh my god look out I’m not trying to trick you I swear there’s a giant spider about to bite you!” *slice his tendons with the pocket knife I hid in my butt crack* “aaaand that’s how ya do it”

the cross necklace gives it extra spice

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Open with a Werdum style flying side kick and hope for the best

I thought greece wasnt a fag

>this is the schmo. reporting.

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In Denmark, Greek is the code for anal sex.

>tf
>tp
What's wrong with Americans ?
Ngubu has sleepy eyes on that picture, that's my reaction. I'm not thinking about his genitals...

now i can see there is a lot of exaggeration in her standup game.Too much gold means that i have to buy her a yaght for one time having sex

I'm a simple guy,i love simplicity

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i googled it,there isnt such a code

I feel you bro
Wrestling coach?

funny you should mention that because "yeah yeah" is my favorite Sabrina track

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...

dernfag, you are alive? Really thought you heemed yourself after Dern revealed she wasnt just dating a nigger but also had a career ending pregnancy with him

Emcel

people that say this really expose just how cazzie they are

Favorite champion? For me, it's gotta be Conor "The Notorious" McGregor

Basedboy