OFFICIAL UFC MINNEAPOLIS GAMETHREAD #5

>Main Card (ESPN, 9 p.m. ET)

Junior dos Santos vs. Francis Ngannou

Joseph Benavidez def. Jussier Formiga via 2nd round KO

Demian Maia def. Anthony Rocco Martin via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

Vinc Pichel def. Roosevelt Roberts via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

Drew Dober def. Marco Polo Reyes via first-round KO (punches) (1:07)

Alonzo Menifield def. Paul Craig via first-round KO (punches) (3:19)

>Preliminaries (ESPN, 6 p.m. ET)

Ricardo Ramos def. Journey Newson via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

Eryk Anders def. Vinicius Moreira via first-round KO (punches) (1:18)

Jared Gordon def. Dan Moret via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28)

Dalcha Lungiambula def. Dequan Townsend via third-round TKO (strikes) (:42)

Amanda Ribas def. Emily Whitmire via second-round submission (rear-naked choke) (2:10)

Maurice Greene def. Junior Albini via first-round TKO (punches) (3:38)

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this is it

Schaub

this ones better

who are these people

i think this one.

Any leafs here see those soda-stream commercials? I think the girl in that is gorgeous

Picks still alive

>be amerighost
>WOOOOooooOoOOoooOOOoOoOo wooooOooOoo wooOoOOoO
Wtf is this shit?

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how do you guys think Megan will treat Joseph in bed tonight

me on the right

Fili, we going deep tonight!

Henry wins the rematch.

What about Joseph winking and sticking his tongue out at the ring girls. What an absolute basterd. Megan should ditch him immediately and hum my ballocks hard for the next few weeks.

Imagine giving up like that.
Formiga is a BITCH

richard spencer and some pornstar.

BENEVIDEZ WOW

Rate my Slip. How am i doing?

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s'fun man

>language is the keystone of humanity
>you cant use it in thought
>lack any sort of internal monologue
npcs are so interesting

here we go lads

the moment of truth!

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Her eyes are so vacant and blank. That smile needs more practice.

Joey B

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Bro, dude's jaw is prob broken. You see that knee? You'd go down like a crying bitch

'sup heem

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Why did he no say he lost to Mighty Mouse 2 times also?

I'd fuck you up kid.

But Yea Forums assured me st paul was all somalians.

First there was the word.

People that don't think with an internal monologue, are Godless in my estimation.

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>weak ass callout
Dont deserve it on that alone

Is it that girl Faith Goldy or the satanist girl he was seeing?

Hedge it because JDS will outsmart ngannou. Keep in mind this time a year ago he froze against Derrick Lewis

Holy fuck Olivi's pussy is gonna be destroyed tonight.

Scandinavians

lanklets BTFO

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Bu..but I called u bro! :(

Uneducated life losing racist white poors love trump because he makes them feel like they are in charge somehow. Meanwhile, they make $35k a year. Haha you fucking loseers

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i was laughing at 50 giving out bottles of champagne at lellator but yesterday i was listening to get rich or die tryin at the gym and that hoe go just as hard as i remember

>a ufc audience is representative of any particular city

oh yea,i'm sure there are a lot of Somalian mma fans that could afford to go

50 is the only nigger i've seen age that poorly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's legit one of the best rap albums of all time. Every single track is a quality.

Who’s ready to watch JDS blasted like a big meaty tomato can?

Non whites hate Trump because they thougth America was theirs after 8 years of Obama, but even they were smart enough to see what would happen to their cash cow in the hands of a nigger and wisened up.

Only if giga nigga wins.

Does JDS have the head movement to survive 4 minutes then coast to a decision?

You're a hater cuz

I don't feel bad that Africans suffer desu

/Heem/ I got a question. Why do they call Joseph Benavidez "beefcake"?

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Ngannou's coach covered in foam and terrified

JDS is probably done

JDS by 4th round TKO

>nigga got shot 7 time...bless to be alive...fuck you talking about mayo

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webms in this one

I mean I could it's such a simple form of thought it seems. I dont need to narrate my thought process. concepts arrive fully formed. this monologue thing seems like a flat, slow, primitive 1 dimensional form of thought. my ideas have depth, shape, gradients and iterations.

why are normal girls hotter than thots?

This is such a pleb opinion. 50 is trash. All his hits are trash. The only good track he appears on is that one with dre and eminem.

ONE MORE RUN BROTHER

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i would agree with that. one of the few albums of any genre i can listen through without skipping anything

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RIP dos santos. I’m here live and I’ve never witnessed a real life killing before. I’m kind of nervous.

Blacked incoming
Sorry JDS

unfortunately he only has the head movement to survive for three minutes and fifty-nine seconds

take your gay homo faggot ass back to hamesome fags

JDS KO 1 watch and see. Bet the house. Ngannou is a choke artist and jds is too intelligent for him

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOOOOOOOOUS

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Fat peeny schlong

the flyweights have comically large heads

>flat, slow, primitive 1 dimensional form of thought.
yes, but it's also very precise; by using language to form your thoughts you're able to perfectly discern the best course of action through trial and error without having to actually take any action until you know the best course of action; it helps to ensure success and also helps with the inevitable failures

i still don't understand how stipe took a flush punch from Francis but got knocked out by dc

when will Joseph impregnate this beaty?

Excellent performance...by both men

KINO GADOOSHING INCOMING

get out of here you basic bitch

>thread wars
Made yours last faggot. Delete it right you autistic cunt.

she looks nice

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cash cow, as in the thing the rich stole from

obama did no wrong by middle/poor white america, it's delusion paid for by the same rich assholes that pay poor whites nothing, run their state and municipal government and whose dbag kids gave them emotional trama

Based Junior

WHO HERE STILL IN IT.
LETS GO FRANCIS
HEEM THIS CUNT AND TAKE THE PICKS HOME

It's Saturday night. They're all out getting ready to rape and stab people.

i dont even remember ngannou beating cain and that was his last fight?

sounds like an implanted memory dont know how i forgot

anyone got the webm?

Based

Good pooch

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How did that jacked black guy do earlier? I missed it.

This is just sad.

And here we go

Praying for JDS right now, lads. Please don't let him get too hurt.

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is JDS white?

>Bill Conti
I believe

inb4 this is a 5 round decisionfest like ngannou vs black beast

my last chance here boys. down to my last dollars on this fight. if i dont hit this one im probably going to hang myself this weekend. fuck it

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yes

LETS GO CIGANO! FUCK MONKEY MAN UP

NOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE ROCKY SONG

>nit turning up your home theater system when Gonna Fly Now comes on

Fur sure relax my b.

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>jds is too intelligent for him
>walks directly backwards into the fence for 45 minutes while Cain beats him to a pulp
lel

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Cains knee gave out

GETTING STRONG NOW

only if he wins

Link pls bois

>gonna fly now

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that was 3 rounds

I hope the uber nog ko's JDS. tired of that hue

if he wins, yes

Cain's knee snapped within seconds of the fight, literally in the first exchange

Casuals

He falls under the 'close enough' umbrella, I think.

>npc cope
Your claims about what your "thoughts" are is completely meaningless. Inner monologue is literally a fundamental baseline, and yes it is simple, which is why the lack of it is extremely worrying to see in so many "humans." Do you read books?

JDS HEEMS NGANNOU

brb running up my stairs

JDS IS THE GOOD GUY

BASED ROCKY WALKOUT

\o/

how are you going to do that if you cant even buy the rope?

no

Ngannou = Carwin

JDS got this

My African brother will knock this hueman out in the first round

it lasted 8 seconds when Cain took two steps and his knee exploded

Who do you have and how much are you in the hole?

So JDS is white and he trains at the same gym as Dern...............

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Francis looks SHOOOK!

You have been visited by a burr

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WEKK APP JUNIAH

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F

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>tfw about to watch your boy get brutally heem'd

p-plz Junior....

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Lel

>wake up
>ngannou exposing just about to start
feels good mang

So what you're saying is, he heems Ngannou in 45 seconds?

Screen cap this, Ngannou will heem him with an uppercut when JDS throws a body jab.

What if Ngannou and JDS are both my boys?

No, the first exchange was Cain getting shadow realmed by a punch.

ape music

DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE
DRAKE CURSE
>DRAKE CURSE

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DRAKE CURSE ACTIVATED, BET THE HOUSE ON JDS

jannies are really fucking pathetic, that's the only reason you haven't been banned yet for off topic posting all fucking night

Nnganou finna heem JDS

No but he's one of the good hues

He had to worry about the shot from Cain. Mugumbe cant rassle

inb4

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We'll see in 1-25 mins

>walking out to a basic bitch drake summer hit from 2 years agi

stern cringe tbqh

>dreadlock nigga
this guy is such a goof

you're a two-boy faggot

Is this mumble rap?

Francis looks nervous

>Gayke

Then your boy is about to get heemed.

add the frips from earlier.
I think sandman might lose this..

I hate Ngannou
I used to like him but he got too arrogant since getting a few Ko's

fuck this nigga

JDS isn't lasting 45 seconds tonight, family.

Don't fail me now quads, channel your energy

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he is happy he survived holding mitts, his fight is over

ngganou looks like he's be JUSTed

The drake curse got lifted, Toronto won the finals. JDS is getting heemed

have santos in round 1, 4 and ngannou in 2,3.

8700 in the hole, plus my house that i wont be able to pay off if i lose this

>Kevin Lees coach
Yeah, I'm thinking JDS got this
*sips monster zero sugar*

thats every brazil fighter

I'm in a car refreshing /heem/ live cause I can't watch the fight. Is this what it felt like to hear a fight on the radio in the 50s?

About half of all humans are empty organic portals for malevolent entities to manifest in

thanks doge

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I used to like him but then he walked out to Drake. Fuck this igger.

well tonight I will jerk off imagining how’s Megan being plowned

I cant wait to see people lose money off betting on mugumbo tonight lol have faith in jds you normie casual fucks

no and that's a good thing

Nice walkout music fag.

he is white tho, he's from the south where they have german heritage and shit

r/mmastreams is banned, now what do I do?

Woah, Oozeman is cornering Ngannou?

Moving laterally would have made him both harder to hit and takedown, but he just kept walking backwards.
yes

>that commission lady

boys give all your fucking energy to JDS

>they still branding niggas in 2019
the south will rise again

Military?

he hit cain with a short uppercut and cains knee got fucked up when he fell down
if memory serves

You'll find out who your real boy is once the fight starts. This happened to me with Machida vs. Rashad.

>he wants jannies to do their job
u mad?

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lol you're a moron

even if you win you should probably just end it

holy shit lad you really heemed yourself something fierce

an heem urself my man

>coming out to Drake
zoomerpilled

good boy

I want to see JDS get this.

ripple [dot] is

Oh god, Ngannou's trainer is Dewey Cooper? Yikes. Poor guy would probably actually be champ if he had a competent trainer.

What a wholesome webm

i want joanna to rape me against my will. i want her to smack me around and tell me to shut up and just enjoy it

dork

I hope for your sake you're joking buddy

no i'm just tired of seeing you posting this same shit, at least post hot bimbos faggot

Have sex

Man you should've taken ngannou rd1. I hope you didnt fuck up

you don't have to refresh the wireless

the one with her hand of her chin? she mirin

One last run at the strap.

Stay on reddit faggot

Try not being a fucking faggot.

Is that Kamaru Usman in Ngannou's corner?

Anik automatically assumes a black man born in America would be a football player instead of a UFC fighter.

What about a scientist or a doctor? Nobody will care though, the UFC is ran by a bigot.

>you just know

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too bad she, like all women, is a submissive slut in bed

Same, though I did prefer her before the implants.

Lewis has better knockouts and is funny. Therefore, Derrick is /ourgiganigga/ and Nigganou needs to go back to Apefrica

I think my ultimate boy may have to be Ngannou then, homeless immigrant --> UFC makes him a man of destiny

dana is going to be SEEETHING if jds wins

Junior No!

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What the bet exactly

Ngannou is an overhyped can who has been exposed twice already.

jds>stipe
and stipe is a bigger chinlet
fairly simple mma math

ty friend

LETS GO FRANCIS
THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP JDS
AAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Niggers are too stupid to be a scientist or doctor

holy moly you are quite the degenerate gambler, are you suicidal man

Monkeys about to get gamed by the Hue.

Yes.

can confirm

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JDS got a big ole head. Ngannou can't not hit that

>Herb
someone finna die

would you take a punch from Nigannou straight to the nose for 10.000 USD?

then you've officially ascended from cazzie

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You better not be a sex haver

What if Herb Dean gets knocked out by a wild looping punch that missed?

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yes they trained together

He's clearly part Indian

what you describe doesn't seem like a monologue, it's actual thought.
a monologue means something is being narrated real time, at that pace you'd never arrive at any conclusion. there's no intelligence with internal monologue.
here's my take: you lads heard a /pol/ and Twitter meme last year and took it to heart

Ngannou is looking gassed

rejoice

God has a plan for Junior

Ngannou took some pretty clean punches from Stipe and didn't really get wobbled or anything, i don't see how Cigano wins this fight at all

Wtf wasn't Usman just on analysis earlier?

You literally could not pay me enough money to take a real 100% punch from Magumbo.

If Francis wins in round 1 my parlay hits so expect him to win in round 2.

*points at ground*

>you now remember when buffer hurt himself during the intro

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

the surgery alone would cost more than that
so no.

>you lads heard a /pol/ and Twitter meme last year and took it to heart
user, I...

why do ngannou's pecs look like tits?

JDS wins within 2 minutes dubs confirms

reminder herb dean is the gold standard

Yup. Gonna have big nig heem him so he can get an autograph

last guy that walked across the octagon got ktfo. Yikes.

Post webm or gif

sand shoveling

I like Francis because he is wide-hips master race like myself.

half an sd, holy moly, I knew that my hs friends became distinctly dumber once they started smoking pot; never touched any drug

Ngannous is too big.

RIP JDS

Somewhere, Rogan is cumming his pants.

Submission.

I will try to post more bimbos for you,

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LOL @ JUNIOR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

B L A C K E D

WHY THE FUCK DOES JDS ALWAYS FIGHTS WITH HIS HANDS DOWN???

FUCK

Lame

fuck

HEEEEEMMMM

And straight against the cage lmao

oh for fucks sake

HEEMED

nice little whooty there

dam

Well shit

what even landed?

... really .___.

CRINGE

Well that was disappointingly less brutal than I thought it would be

patrician taste

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jesus christ...

FLUSHED

just delete heavyweight
wtf was that junior lmao

no one saw this coming

welp

lmaoo

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

TWO EVENTS IN A ROW WITH CORRECT PICKS.
I AM /HEEM/.

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H E E M

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?????????????

You could hear his punches so loud.

HEEEEEEEM

Where's USADA when you need them?

MAN DID ANYONE THINK THAT WASN'T HAPPENING REALLY???

Kek it's already over

Sheeet

LOL
O
L

early stoppage

HEEEEEEEEM

Blacksplosiveness wins again

is anyone even surprised?

what the fuck is this division lmao

What was JDS even doing skipping at him

Touch of death. Ngannou would've been the GOAT if he spent his time wrestling instead of being homeless.

WHERES THAT GERMANY NIGGER I TOLD YOUR DUMBASS

kek, every Ngannou fight will end like this now it seems

Predictable, JDS's fight IQ and ring awareness is literally in the negatives.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>BRAZIL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>BRAZIL

And the Brazilian goblin goes down.

NGANNOU BANG BANG

People still thinking he still isn't back.

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rip dos santos' title run

Why does everyone turn into a retard when they fight ngannou?

why the fuck doesnt anybody ever use soccer kicks to the body, pisses me off

> throwing an overhand from way too far away

really junior?

what the fuck was JDS doing

What the fuck was Junior doing there?

MMMMUNSTERR

I think he was scared.

early stoppage desu

It's not blacked if they are both not white

gay

I TOLD YOU.

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He got clipped. Didn't look like he really went out. Just gave up and turtled up.

Such an awful performance by JDS

Magoomba calls out Lesnar, screencap this

Kek what a waste of time

Francis=future hw champ

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heavyweight is the worst division

Damn Zion Williamson already the GOAT heavyweight

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREED THE STRONGEST APES FOR 140 YEARS BOSS HOG YOU HICK

atleast jds didn't get knocked out cold. it's like he got hit and immediately shit his pants, just covered up not even trying to move. waiting for the ref to call it. goddamn

EARLY STOPPAGE

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HEEEEEMMMMM

lmao what kind of fake ass shit was that

get the superior Croatian-american man in there

Maia winning a decision and Nganou beating a striker? Wow, you're basically psychic, man.

THE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT NGANNOU ISN'T HIS POWER IT'S THE INSANE ANGLES HE LANDS FROM

THE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT NGANNOU ISN'T HIS POWER IT'S THE INSANE ANGLES HE LANDS FROM

THE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT NGANNOU ISN'T HIS POWER IT'S THE INSANE ANGLES HE LANDS FROM

THE CRAZIEST THING ABOUT NGANNOU ISN'T HIS POWER IT'S THE INSANE ANGLES HE LANDS FROM

he is just going to make another excuse. Ngannous could literally beat one of the top heavyweights, like cain, and he would still make an excuse

Stipe manhandled ngannou though?

JUST HOW GOOD IS STIPE

Its like their sub conscious tells their bodies to give up and go out before they get hit for real

gonna have a wank to olivi's feet now

you are in a pretty intense coping mode dude, you are lacking in a basic baseline of thought that utilizes the fundamental distinguishing characteristic of humanity over animals, language and the use of words; you literally cannot think of pure abstractions such as "I think therefore I am" which means that... you aren't

mindhive

>DC's face right now

he's for 100% retiring after the Stipe fight.

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USADA
S
A
D
A

MY BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FEAR

That was clearly racism.

they are too afraid of his pinches

I was tooting for Francis but he looked pretty shit honestly. Stipe beats him again.

This makes what Derrick Lewis did even more impressive

>started smoking weed at 11, still scored a 128 as part of a governmental job IQ screening

jokes on stefan turns out I had 8 points to spare, also took the IQ test while high

I put $500 on Francis.
Ez money

FUCKING REALLY?

NGANNOU VS JONES IS THE FIGHT
>NGANNOU VS JONES IS THE FIGHT
NGANNOU VS JONES IS THE FIGHT
>NGANNOU VS JONES IS THE FIGHT

Not with Ohio's own Stipe Miocic around.

What the fuck? he barely got touched

Straight covered up into a ball and gave in. May as well have started tapping.

So... This is one of the best boxer in the heavyweight divisions.

No wonder Stipay head mooment made him looks like fucking Mayweather.

Because you are dead if he touches you

BASED

>Paris, France
I see it has arrived to all sports

Cain beats Ngannou in the rematch.

Olivi getting some protein tonight btw.

youtu.be/-5chlnfyKNA?t=33

Because if Ngannou's fists touches you, you're dead.

Which was....?

When someone acts like Gerrard, you know he is gonna lose his chance for a title

He did the same fucking thing is arlovski

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The famous windmill technique from JDS

Try fighting somebody with a confirmed touch of death. It will fuck with your head.

Nice punches to the back of the head

Retirement incoming

the Macaco gets taken down by the nog. not the other fighter, the ref.

JDS fights behind the (body) jab.. Just throw long leg kicks and jabs and feint him out of position...Too bad JDS also has the literal lowest fight IQ and ring position of any fighter.

literally no reason he had to stay in that position when he got on the floor

I could probably beat Nigannou, I think

his knee buckled

Francis on a tear again, gonna get a title shot.
Only Stipe or DC can beat him.

Either Mathilda or Pauline Tantot.
They're twins, can't tell which.

this is exactly why i thought jds would have a chance, because i thought he would NOT do this. this was like the striking version of bader rumble, throwing punches from way too far away

lol was he getting a boner

His power throws everyone off. You can't really blame them. You literally can't afford to get hit once. There is no, "I'm going to take a couple and see if I can catch him".

You have to go the Stipe route. Takedown and hold him down for 3 rounds and then you can start to take some chances when the punches are at 60%. Even then, it's scary. He's a genetic freak and a roid monkey.

I agree but there's no way in hell Jones moves to HW now.

>dissi
>stibby

fuck you herb

>JDS promoting his boxing skills and saying all Francis had was power

JDS would have clobbered him too. Dumb approach

cain is made of tissue paper, he can barely get out of bed

DC will be fine against ngannou, don't worry, my boy is on another level, literally the only guy I don't worry about fighting Francis

>literally turns around while directly in front of a huge hitter
Welp, you can't unlearn stupid.

kek

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>this leaf

OH NOO NO NO NOOOO

wasn't this some sort of protest because he caught a fake sexual assault charge?

fuck I dont like Nganno vs Stipe or DC

Survive.

idk wtf he was doing
It's like he just forgot technical boxing altogether, swung wildly against a guy you literally don't want to do that against

I like JDS, but it seems like he just fights very silly in big fights. The Stipe fight was pretty poor from him too

Unironically this

Gayest fight ever

>scared to utter stipe's name

>s-stipe hehe

Most people are scared as fuck of him. Just like Yoel Romero.

What the hellllllll was that???? That dude was sleep walking and he was the winner.

every shot was legal dumfk

*heems you from behind*

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So how much did you have on Junior, exactly?

In USD please, not Ausfailian play money

>Flag

Nah

Why yes, I am a BLACKED subscriber now

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Almost as if they both have something in common....something that enhances them well beyond most other athletes....hmmmm.

>I tink I am de bess boxa in de division

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You preferred the Maia fight? Lots of bum fights on that card

someone got wobbled.

Gambling is a sin.

Well, shite card.
Night lads

this is why i watch e-sports

Unironically would've done better than jds and Ive never trained a combat sport

You guys see that tall black chick in the back?

Can DC beat GigaNigganou?

>Swinging on Magumbo
JDS truly is CTE'd

congratulation. you are a great knower of instathots.

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the benavidez fight seemed fake too

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wouldve put my rent on nganoo but this event was 1 week too early

Kek

Night night, buddy. See you on the other side.

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So what does USADA even do?

This. Stipe had the 100% gameplan to beat him, and I am utterly shocked that no one has even attempted it yet, yet just succumbing to the "S-STAND N' BANG" meme.

oh boy, I am going to be typing that word A LOT

It was a good card desu, lots of finishes

They can't test for blacksplosion.

ngannou has improved, he was like jones vs gus 1 then. proven to have fucked off and did no training and was still a big threat

He's built to beat Francis. If DC takes him down with more than 3 minutes, it's a confirmed RNC victory. Who thinks Francis will be able to stuff a single leg from DC? Who?

JDS just throw bombs and hopes one of the lands, that's his entire game plan.

DC would take him down in literally 5 seconds

I would be scared of him too but that's why I wouldn't go exchange punches. Instead I would run around and hope he gasses

I think he would eventually get caught over 5 rounds, his power is just too much.

>almost time for main event to start
>overcome by sudden desire to shit
>it cant wait
>rush to bathroom
>realize i forgot my phone
>10 seconds later, gf phone slides through the gap in the bathroom door before i could even ask her to
i love her, bros

you can tell these espn talking heads do not respect MMA at all

Saw Kamaru Usman in Ngannou's corner. Makes sense, good he's getting someone to help him wound out his game.

Thanks ausbro

LHW is filled with cans, judging by JBJ fight history. Whys he the goat again ?

>almost time for main event to start
>overcome by sudden desire to shit

literally happens to me every time

Kia Stevens

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Blaydes > DC

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Like Cain and Blaydes tried right?? Lmao dc would get his ass destroyed by ngannou

based and lovepilled

It's his patented overhand cazzie

she's a keeper

Fcuk Roberts for heeming my picks

If DC gets him down with more than a minute on the clock, Francis gets RNC

The Stipe fight is a pretty simple blueprint to follow considering that they have similar styles, hell the match up is actually probably better for DC since he focuses on wrestling. He knows not to fuck with striking and just take him down.

JDS curled up like a bitch

Listen Junior.

We need to make Ngannou a star. I have too much invested in African colbat mining now to come out of this with nothing.

As soon as he starts swinging, drop your hands, fall on the floor and cover up.

Trust me, we need this to save the company. One "L" and I'm going to take care of you. From now on, send your rent to me, send your bills to me.

Counting on you Junior. It's only business.

-Dana

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8/12 finishes. Good card

Not being racist but I don't like big black people.

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What the fuck is this retard's problem?

>that one guy making up gf scenarios

Anik forgot to shout "Africa UNITE" when Ngannou won

no other contenders. Bones comp is still way better than what GSP went though. Everyone he beat went on to lost like 5 in a row. Why is gsp the goat for beating a bunch of bums a bunch of other dudes could beat?

Of course. Ngannou is a scrub. Knocking out an elderly JDS doesn't mean shit.

Blaydes can’t even punch

Good point user

sportscenter is pure cancer now

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jds took a pretty good shot from him in the beginning and it didn't phase him

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>dont touch me you filthy casual

Bisping is garbage on commentary and has an awful accent.

You think you're cool because you have a gf? I should beat the fuck out of you dude.

One way to make easy money in MMA is to always bet against the older star who is just coming back and fighting a serious contender. The older the name, the more their present value is overrated.

>That user that was set to win 3500 if JDS won

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JDS threw the ugliest punch of the card and turned his back to Francis. Not sure what the fuck he was thinking.

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twitter.com/CoreyA_MMA/status/1145176653548720128

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the next time you make a decision, any decision, use language to verbalize your thoughts first, actually think "this would benefit me because..." and then "this would harm me because" and verbally go through every question you can think of that pertains to your decision, maybe even take some notes if need be; I'm willing to bet you won't just come up with the best decision, you'll modify it multiple times before you refine it three or four more, by the end of this process your decision will be more like a plan and your results will be exponentially more successful than if you hadn't used this process. Trust me, it might take some time and it might fell clunky, just trust me

even swinging wildly would have been okay if he was in range. Ngannou doesn't move his head at all. He's won multiple fights like this, where he's just standing still and his opponent swings from too far away and then he punches them when they're off balance. It's like the striking equivalent of bader's shoot against rumble. If you're that scared don't sign the contract and don't honeydick us into watching.

>but ahhhhhhh

his pee pee gets hard because of big milkers

This how yall niggas cope?

based

I don't like any of the commentators anymore

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>one guy
h-heh yeah fuck that guy

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Your looking at a PERFECT PICK folks.

Dont reply unless you aswell are a perfect pick poster

pretty sure Cigano felt his power and just wanted the fight to end, i don't blame him tho, this nigga might hit like a fuckin truck

Nice, I'll keep that in mind.

Retarded looping punch by junior

He started by doing the right thing too. Leg kicks and those body punches, which draw out counters and tire Ngannou. Then he decided to do the punching version of Weidman's wheel kick.

UFC IS RIGGED

Goldy = Soul
Anik = Soulless

Remember anons, always bet on black.

...sauce?

I bet Cain feels real good right now

i can’t wait to see stipe heem this giant nigger, anyways how many times has nganu been tested?

i'm still not convinced ngannou is legit, his fights end too fast

Listen, wh*te boy. You respect the BLACK man and the B.B.C.

Yes

It's time for Ngannou vs Blaydes 3

Ngannou is the 'giga nigga' even to giga niggas. He's the Deontay Wilder of MMA, an alpha of alphas.

That's a good point honestly. People seem to just play into Ngannou's strengths. Recently I think it was Corey Anderson who said he was so mentally shook by Jimi Manuwa's "power" and the narrative surrounding it, that the second he got touched he just switched off because he expected that when really, it wasn't even that bad of a punch.

The leg kicks were good, literally just don't know what the stand and swang was.

It use to be the only relevant division with all the big names and he cleared them out of it as a youngin

I'd take Stipe and DC to win versus him. His wrestling isn't good and he has too much muscle to last 5.

back to /heem/

lads I still can't get over that argentine now having an internal monoogue

GSP is the Mayweather of MMA. Great fighters who also ducked opponents until they knew they were flushed. At least Jones has taken in all comers.

corn to the core

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Yeah, in a wrestling match. In MMA he gets decapitated like his boy Cain.

WME used DC to soften up Stipe for the eventual Magumbo rematch

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MIGRATE

NEW /heem/ THREAD

Ngannou was literally exposed already. He has not shown anything to suggest the Stipe rematch would go any differently.

Honestly he should just be eternal gatekeeper. Keep giving him main events to KO cans in one round. Would be a comfy career desu.

It's "cobalt" you fucking knuckle dragger.

but I can think of them
I just don't have a fucking voice inside my head saying the words aloud lmao

tell me right now: when you derive a consequence from various premises, you literally have a voice saying "p and q and r therefore s"? how are these logical operations not automatic for you?

Funny after Cormier won the heavyweight title he said he wanted to retire soon and avoid fighting young guys specially mentioning blaydes

>OMGZ HE SO IMPROVED
>doing the same thing he's always done before getting btfo by stipe

There’s nothing racist about having opinions. We’re all born equal, we all have opinions, we all expect opinions to vary. Those who have a problem will be bigots. Nasty bigots.

It's very hard to judge how good Ngannou is. His early UFC fights are agaisnt nobodies that are not with the UFC anymore. He has beaten tons of veterans, but those guys have already been through wars during pime mma heavy weight era. He lost to stipe who I would say was in his prime at that point. Some will bring up blaydes as his most legitimate win, but blaydes did not even have a proper mma coach for his first fight so how good even is blaydes. I do think that he would be just as dominant if he was in the heavy weight mix 7 years back, but I that can not be proven.

Cormier will eat his lunch.

rogan betrayed goldie
fake faggot friend piece of garbage

alphas dont need rigged decisions wilder got cucked by a fat bald white dude

>verbally go through every question you can think of that pertains to your decision
what the fuck
this is infinitely low IQ shit
all of this happens instantly in the brain
I don't need to verbalize it, I can follow trees of thought without words, and each cluster of thought is laid out entirely

His record aint really that bad and hes really the only contender for the title, never lost, been through adversity, beat DC twice who cleaned out the LHW aswell, GSP and anderson fall to the same can argument most people do, fighters want longevity not to stain legacies on hard fights unless they feel ready, "Its not about whose the better fighter, its about who can fight better that night".

You should never post again, you offer no tangible insight

Retard alert

It's fine your girlfriend does.