OFFICIAL UFC MINNEAPOLIS GAMETHREAD #5
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I knew he couldn't lose with Megan Olivi by his side.
Is this the thread?
Picks killed by betavidez
love this dyke
Andrade vs Benavidez who wins?
That fucking kick to the head. I just fucking nutted
real
Stream pls mobile thx
grow up
is that even a question?
Formiga was doing well but he just doesn't have the power to be respected by benavidez so he just gets swarmed until heemed.
*ahem*
FUCK HENRY CEDOODOO
Somebody gonna get some Olivi victory sex tonight
>not (you)
AHAHAAAAAAA STILL IN IT
COME ON FRANCIS COME ON FRANCIS
SECOND PICKS WON IN A ROW LEZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stake/reward?
have sex
His dick is huge. That is why he is the slayer he is today and not a virgin manlet nobody.
what are you blokes listening to?
id heem everybody itt
>this is a category 5 hurricane warning
As someone who grew up in Florida, and regularly swam in swamps with gators that movie is just absurd. Gators only attack humans when protecting their nests in July, it's like making a horror movie about dogs
threadsplitting dick
How the fuck did this manlet do it?
I feel the same way. Formiga was afraid of him and only tried to catch him when Benny attacked. Maybe he is a heavy puncher idk
I should have bet but seeing all these dead picks while mine stands alone ungoofed is reward enough.
Link fellas? Thank ya
>Joseph "Two Times" Benavidez
He's a cheater Megan. He admitted it!!!!
What an utter Chad.
Schaub did confirm Joey B is carrying one of the fattest hogs in the sport
Heres your stream mate
*pisses on you*
Cujo was pretty good
gigaheem incoming
god i hate kevin mchale
>JDS is gonna heemed in the first 2 minutes
Man Ngannou fights are just a coinflip aren't they
I could see JDS picking him apart, he has underrated power but at the same time Ngannou could just land a stray shot and the fight's done
JDS NEEDS YOUR ENERGY
\o/
I actually winced in real life. Ick.
Either formiga doesn't have enough power or benavidez has a great chin. Probably the former, formiga was counter punching really well, shame.
man this takes me back
>people unironically betting on junior dos santos
Manlets don't hit hard, they both ate some flush bombs that would result in heems in higher weight classes. Notice it usually takes a headkick or a flying knee to get a stoppage in manlet fights.
please use this no split :(
JDS getting knocked out against the cage 100%
>emulates cunnilingus on live TV to the cage girls
>goes home with Megan Olivi as she has no self-respect
ngannou by 1R KO
Benavidez will beat Cejudo.
i fuckin love Francis
Hurry up and heem him already magumbu, i want to go to sleep. It's morning outside already.
>Former Champ walks out first
DISRESPECT
Literally zero, ZERO chance JDS wins. If he does I'll drink my own ass sweat.
>JDS wins
>knocks out DC
>Calls out Jones
>knocks him out
>retires
Hope he does, tired of henry cejudo and his "antics" but mainly because they robbed mighty mouse.
JDS with a cheeky sub
>shitty OP just to get thread in first
Fuck you autistic cunt.
JDS is done in one. Uppercut
There is no chance junior flushed Santos wins but if he does I'll be so happy
>not getting up rn, watching the fight and going for a jog
>bitch ass Drake instead of Tupac
Bet everything on JDS
Why are the officials always small women?
JDS will heem magumbo rd 1
well, music doesn't get much shittier than this
ALL OF AFREEEEEECA COME TOGETHA!!!
We NEED TO REMEMBER. NGANNOU IS AN OVERHYPED CAN WHO HAS BEEN EXPOSED TWICE ALREADY.
Ngannou - Black Beast 2 incoming
Imagine if Francis went to Thailand and became Bangkok Ready. Makes you think.
is the standing hammerfist the most powerful weapon in mma?
nothing wrong being exposed a few times in the ufc, lots of weird tests for a ufc contender
>he doesn't rock the official tire of the UFC
Why?
JDS hits like a macktruck.
what tekashi doing in the impact zone larry you bumbling idiot?
BOLD PREDICTION
Ngannou will either win or lose this fight
Is Marty Usman cornering Mugumbo?
Early stoppage
lmao literally every Ngannou fight is going to end like this now isn't it?
???????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOS CAN TOSS
fuck outta ere
HEEEEEEEEEEM
I told you niggers that JDS was flushed. Hope that faggot lost $3500.
Lmao
Junior no.....
I told you all. You should have believed me.
Every magumbo heem seems like he puts them to sleep but does no damage
lol
>JDS got blasted instantly
who could have predicted
So how come stipe was able to manage ngannou
Flat finish
Better headmovement and also Francis didn't look to counter he led in that fight
This begs the question, Just how good is Stipe?
I honestly think this guy is overrated as fuck. In none of his fights did he look truly impressive. JDS throwing a stupid haymaker and getting rabbit punched and then turns his back to him like an amateur. Lol.
Oh well, he doesnt suck either so Ill take it.
Why do you fags use this stupid slang? Is posting on Yea Forums not autistic enough?
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None of the questions matter so long as he keeps finishing dudes really quickly
>?
lol
Would you drink Ngannou's cum if it made you hit like a truck? y/n?
Sweden, yes
Do you think Stipe would have won if DC didn't employ Jons eyepoking tactics
An healthy Tochinoshin wrestlefucks ngannou
JDS blasted himself. Also, Ngumbou grazed him with a rabbit punch. Flukey but Ill take it.
Dude guy isnt that good. Its not that hard to smoke heavyweights if youre dealing with guy that have shit defense.
Francis celebrates his win
Honestly his wins dont even indicate superiority. Like his win over Cain was so weird. Blaydes too. However, pwoples fear of him and his footwork gives him a lot of breathing space.
What?
To quote Mike Tyson
>Fuck it, it's a fight
Francis hasn't had a good finish since reem