You'd obviously spit it out, the fight would be over, have you never perma-blinded some cunt before? FFS
Grayson Walker
3.25% milk
Adrian Moore
How many in here in heem actually train
Luke Cox
fresca with ice
Brayden Miller
choc milk, only thing I have left.
Anthony Rodriguez
>no Maia backpack very upset
David Cox
maia is soooo flushed lmao
Nathaniel Ramirez
longest was 4 months, don't wanna be tied with anyone, it's annoying af
Parker Bell
Do you spics really drink that shit?
Caleb Anderson
busch light like true MMA warriors drink
Andrew Lewis
number 2 super sized. hurry up im starving
Jacob Reyes
How is bjj real just punch him in the head
Ethan Hill
I train under myself, fighting out of my basement
Jonathan Torres
love this guy
Ayden Reyes
Miscellaneous fancypants craft beers.
Landon Murphy
pretty good roast beef sandwiches and the jalapeno poppers are based
Samuel Gutierrez
It’s alright. You get a lot of food cheap. Wouldn’t be my first choice, but if I’m drunk and not much is open, I’d eat the shit out of some Arby’s.
Maia is so fucking boring, he shouldn't win this fight. all he was doing was doing was takedowns and staying in one position, not trying to go for the finish. he deserved to lose this one desu
Austin Diaz
cazzies seething
Nolan Lee
Absolute GOAT
Jack Howard
sounds like some sort of item in an rpg
Brody Powell
i cant believe that Maiai won again who can stop the man the beast the legend
Lay and pray is no guard passing. Maia never met a guard he didnt pass.
Easton Gomez
rocko is a fucking brainlet
Julian Hall
Woodley already beat him
Brayden Parker
I've never trained in my life besides lifting and I've heem'd 9 dudes while out with m8s and been rocked (but never out) twice. All times against African/abo lanklets or seething SEAmonkey manlets.
Mason Gray
BASED BASED BASED OLD MAN MAIA
Dominic Thompson
FUCK YOUR INTERVIEW BORING ASS HUE SHIT!!!
Matthew Edwards
Maia has the highest iq in the game
Christopher Wood
The good thing about Maia is he doesn't damage his opponents, so they can fight again very soon.
Isaac Wilson
>no post fight interview on the main card thats how you know ya fucked up.
>let's talk again after July 6th Did anyone else hear that? It's not the normal voice I hear in my head but it's the same obnoxious MMA call outs.
Blake Smith
hahahahaha american fat! american fat fat american hahahahaha! fat american maple syrup canadian! hahahahahahahaahhaa
Ayden Collins
tell her she's no barbie
Henry Collins
Rocco did well 2bh. Way better than i expected anyways.
Tyler Morgan
What would I type in on Google?
Logan Thomas
Unironically a visually pleasing commercial.
Luis Gonzalez
>these commercials Cringe.
Jose Bailey
lmao i like your response more than mine
Brayden Foster
Not triggered, they're always actually strangely enjoyable due to the crowd hating them. I watch ADCC all the time so slow grappling certainly doesn't bother me, that fight just sucked ass due to poor chemistry
Michael Evans
based
Xavier Wright
Have jds vs francis started?
Jordan Bell
I’m here in person and people are literally vomiting from the stench of that fight
god i hate when they try to hype midget divisions.
you're the size of a fucking child, the average bloke on the street will destroy you, shut the fuck up
Hunter Lee
kek
Thomas Torres
>matt hues.webm
Jaxon Wood
at least he's at her same height
Kayden Davis
name ONE good yuro grappler (slavs don't count)
Evan Cox
kek
Luke Williams
I'd Fuck Joseph
Adam Ortiz
the toothbrush ad is the same in america as in the uk, the difference is that its an american voiceover instead of an english one. i think the script is the same. its uncanny
Adam Ross
If JDS had been more active and had good wrestling, I would say you have a chance. But this is going to be all stand up and JDS is going to space tonight
Gavin Perry
>moo-ee thai
Austin Edwards
kek
Luke Gutierrez
>Cejudo is purposefully stalling >Don't even fight for the interim belt UFC hates manlets
Landon White
Ngannou big. He knock out erribody. Stipe gas no chance.
Lewis smoked Ngannou. JDS smoked Lewis. You do the math.
Parker Robinson
This. They can't grapple without lube.
Kevin Morales
she's probably got the cold sweats rn
Cameron Williams
>nonwhite without a conscience
color me not surprised
Landon Diaz
Hey man, I don't know if it was you or someone else, but I juust want to say thanks for inventing salsa. all i've had today is 15 beers and two jars of salsa with chips and I feel absolutely AMAZING
Michael Lopez
>Dana red faced and yelling still my favorite part
Good luck. Heard guys on /fit/ purposely tank their T levels if they do a test at the consultation, stay up all night jacking off and drinking sœy, T levels resume plus they get prescribed big doses.
Austin Wright
I really think masvidals tdd is underrated and askrens mma wrestling is overrated. I can see masvidal sleeping him. Santos could catch Jones, Holm could catch Nunez and Diego could go 2007 on clay
Alexander Sanders
why isn't there an app that replaces all tv commercial audio with joe rogan screams "HE'S HURT" HE'S HURT
jones having his style announced as "look-see-do" is the ultimate cazzie radar
Thomas Flores
I thought they eliminated the Flyweight division
Carson Brooks
he beat overeem.
Connor Russell
>WHERE ARE THE GOOFED PICKS.
THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY
Juan Butler
Ye, it's why God's chosen are 144,000 virginal men. God is based and hates degenerate normies.
Elijah White
ye wtf time to move in on his girl
Hunter Thomas
I just took a blast of DMT while in my isolation tank and when I was greeted by the nether demons they showed me a vision of Magumbo's head clanging off the canvas.
Jeremiah Smith
Cejudo beating dillashaw saved it
Aaron Kelly
I feel bad for her.
Elijah Barnes
Last minute predictions?
Bentley Gutierrez
no problem bro
Parker Clark
>joe jitsu
Chase Evans
>BET 2K ON NGANNOU >PROFIT 1.5K REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS You're welcome.
Carson Rogers
wait its the co-main already, how short was this card?
?? your conscience is a voice? you hear a voice inside your head imparting moral judgements?
Leo Nguyen
stipe loss was due to him succumbing to the bright lights, he ignored his corner and their entire gameplan he just swung til he gassed, Lewis fight he was still tentative and needed a sports psychologist, once he figured everything out he knocked his next 2 opponents out in less than a minute. JDS is going to get slept in 1 round.
Nathan Bailey
By recognizing that they could kill you without weapons.
Samuel Bell
Bruce Buffer fucks up again
Aaron Campbell
ROCCO GOT ROBBED!
Brody Murphy
Remember that time when Jo Benavidez got knocked out cold and then his wife had to interview the guy who did it? Hahahahaa that was great right?
>Damian shoots fer de takedoon n reajoosts n eventuly say your gwan fookin down buddeh
William Nelson
I thought 125 was going away
Carson Kelly
>tfw revved and ready to go
Andrew Morgan
It makes sense that the Spanish eez clapped the aztecs. All you need is a horse and they literally can't reach you. Maybe they can leg kick the horse lel.
Grahahaha: Uneducated life losing racist white poors love trump because he makes them feel like they are in charge somehow. Meanwhile, they make $35k a year. Haha you fucking loseers
Bentley Morris
Alright, fight's over, I can't take it anymore. THE FIGHT IS OVER
>although he beat a striker, he can't strike because the striker has been beaten this is like passing an exam and still thinking he will fail that exam
Parker Wright
You're memeing but literal children fight MT every day
Carson Edwards
explain what you mean by internal monologue you said "conscience" specifically, so this internal monologue of yours is passing moral judgements I take it
Julian Adams
Joey B 10-9?
Hunter Murphy
We yanggang now, nobody likes blumpf anymore except for lead poisoned boomers
Ryan Richardson
it's called your daemon socrates talked about it
Hunter Russell
maia was trying to advance the entire time, that's all he does, rocco just shut it down
Blake Wood
>hahahah money is everything!!! >home nation is shit hole due to unfettered greed of brown manimals
ok.
Jordan Torres
>this croc snoozefest film
Nathan Lee
You are fucked. JDS will go down in 1 punch. He's flushed just like all the other old HWs. Prime JDS would annihilate Mugumbo though.
because they have no power, it doesnt matter who lands or not
Jeremiah Turner
ONLY MOTHER FUCKIN WHITE INCELS PROJECT THEIR IDENTITY ONTO STRONGER MEN BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF WHITES ARE SMALL DICKED UNATHLETIC INCELS WHO LOOK DOWN WHEN WALKING PAST A SUPERIOR BLACK MAN ON THE STREET. WHITE MEN REEK OF DESPERATION AND ARE LAME ASS AWKWARD DOWN SYNDROME-ESQUE SIMPS
Juan Richardson
Do you seriously go through the day with a blank brain, devoid of thought like a numbskull npc?
Josiah Brooks
>NPC comes to grips with reality.
Noah Walker
benavidez outwrestled cejudo but gets owned grappling with this guy?
Austin Reed
>To look at it another way, among white people without college degrees who voted for Trump, nearly 60 percent were in the top half of the income distribution. In fact, one in five white Trump voters without a college degree had a household income over $100,000. - The Washington Post
Bentley Butler
>has to stand on a stool to show off her top tier FEET
ftfy
Hudson Ross
this is literally an average girl with a bit of makeup
Logan Gonzalez
don't kill yourself man. hang in there bro.
Zachary Watson
have sex loser
Lucas Garcia
booooooring
Brandon Sullivan
>And now we bring in Trevor Whitman to tell you things that either Michael or Paul could just as easily have told you
>avoiding eye-contact with wild pavement apes is somehow inadvisable
Gavin Allen
kek
Leo Gutierrez
delete this weight, goatry cejudo would murder both these muppets
Thomas Allen
Socrates' daimon didn't talk to him, he specifically says it suddenly pushed him into asking questions or putting him in those long meditative spells. but never as a dialog. also daimons are semi divine entities, not an inner feature of the mind as canada there implies
Christopher Jenkins
jack and water
Samuel Walker
Because Milwaukee people are onions
Henry Thomas
>that olivi face YOU JUST KNOW
Jace Bennett
Formiga is a beast now man. Did you see what he did to unbeaten Figueiredo? Dominated him
Luis Perez
can we all just ignore that deranged basketball american in this thread. its getting weird as fuck
Jaxon Hughes
Keep in mind that's just whites *without* college degrees who voted for him.
Julian Perry
Benavidez can beat Cejudo again.
Dominic Green
Ngannou is a hypejob. Dana got you premature ejaculating.
If he doesnt, will you kill yourself?
Cameron Gray
>explain to me what consciousness two deviations above my own is like
i think by definition you'd be incapable of comprehending the concept
my last chance here boys. down to my last dollars on this fight. if i dont hit this one im probably going to hang myself this weekend. fuck it
Cooper Myers
I hope you didnt bet on JDS he is washed up, no chin and slow
plus he will be scared as fuck this fight, I mean, who wouldnt?
James Cook
People who werent born with a pussy.
Ie, not you.
Austin Wright
nhannou about to get heemed all his fights he wins are way too short, he's literally gotten lucky, he's not very good if he doesn't rob in the first round. reminder KOs are fucking random and some punches to the chin just randomly won't rock you.
Parker Mitchell
I love how cain has a multi fight contract. I don't think anyone gives a shit about him anymore.
