/hoc/

We lost a game of soccer or something lol

...

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apparently there's some soccer tournament going on and we lost to Haiti?
I dont understand the big deal, >our soccer team is perpetual dogshit and loses to countries like Martinique and French Guiana all the time

>that titty fat hanging over the strap

dick status: DIAMONDS

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Fuck off Lahey

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>flip
It's Rutherford. He traded a draft pick to the Stars for Oleksiak and then traded him back for the same draft pick last year. We'll fucking see.

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Stop (You)ing it

Don't forget he also traded for big body "defense"man meme in Erik Gudbranson

she needs to get a better fitting bra, it probably pinches like fuck
t. homosexual

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yea Forums IS MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN ABOUT SOCCER

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lmao what do homos know about women's lingerie?

retard

homo

our season?????

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>Canadians care so little about third-world sports that we literally didn’t even realize there was a game going on until other countries started posting about it in an offseason hockey general
Very grim

/hoc/cer

twitter.com/PierreVLeBrun/status/1145139321290330112

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It was on tv and nothing else was user relax

no it wasnt. laffsnet was showing boreball and tsn was showing cfl.

>every contract Lou signed is being traded away as bad salary

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literal who ufa

same guy who won the shorks a playoff game in OT
:^)
and marner is next because he didnt get his rookie bonuses

Do we know who this is?

Based on the gear It could be 1 of 4 goalies on the badgers woman team.

But the back pack says "Noel W football", probably Noel Williams

Maybe in the Los Estados Unidos, but this gold cup or whatever the fuck it is called wasn't.

thot is old and withered by now

i read the comments and im literally holding back tears right now

so true

The past is history, tomorrow a mystery, today a gift which is why we call it the present.

so true

so so so so so so true

As long as we remember the people we loved, they never really left us. keep staying strong everybody and much Love

Live ~ Laugh ~ Love

you helped make the world a better place today, right /hoc/?

is this a good trade for arizona?

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I smoked up a few lads during D&D

Each (You) this post gets, will save one Finn from a life of poverty like pic related. Only (You) can help.

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die ~ cry ~ hate

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i don't know how phil kessel manages to be a gross middle aged dad who's awkward in every way except that he's actually pretty good at hockey. it should be impossible

~TwIsTeD~

idk Im almost sure its Breanna Blesi

uwbadgers.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=7430

Her pads dont match that picture but she does have those Vaughn pads in pictures on her Instagram.

his left nut was holding him back

Just ate a dude weed rice krispy treat lads

Got any more?

Smoke ~ Choke ~ Toke

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what do you call this haircut?

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Yeah I only ate half it’s pretty big

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>only one nut
>hairline still receding
the high T

just had this really funny thought, haha, man was it good lol

Yotes are playoff bound now, this is amazing, go earn Ekman larsson a much earned norris too

With love from a Perds fan

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If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band

yotes to houston when?

New York Post already confirmed they're moving to Vegas.

No but I also didn't make it any worse

>2 vegas teams

This was a couple years ago, but they said it was a done deal.

So obviously Seattle will be in the pacific division but that would make it 9 teams, so who gets moved to the Central?

/Yote/ Brothers report in

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the yotes get moved, even though I would argue calgary should be moved there instead

Phoenix
already announced it, I misremembered when

>playing NHL19
>puck goes over glass
>”a fan just got that puck from Chillicothe Ohio”
>from Chillicothe

type out how I'm supposed to pronounced that

GO STAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chilli coth e

lmao pongs. galchenyuk fucking sux.

Every day until you like it.
youtube.com/watch?v=1jtGJaS_Pr4

just like ONE more day until the offseason

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FUCK my lionsies :(

I like it, you can stop now

Oh ok.

>le 1999 subpar band xd

>he didn't play crazy taxi

EXCUSE ME, Americana was released in 1998.

YA YA YA YA YA

i had crazy taxi on the dreamcast you FAGGOT
doesn't change the fact that the offspring still sucked and were a poor man's AFI. dexter not only signed AFI to his record label, they did a TERRIBLE cover of totalimmortal.
youtube.com/watch?v=ApMel9DdnLo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who cares, it's not even there best album
>smash

still thinking about why the fuck my team drafted MDC over ehlers

How can they be the poor man's AFI when AFI has like one song anyone's even heard of

and the lead singer is like THE soiboi

1993-2000 AFI is literally what the offspring strived to be. not so much anything after 2000 (although that shit all rules too)

>25 posters

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AFI was for chicks and emofags lmao

afi doesn't have 1 (one) emo song

i mean they do but still a good band irregardless

eliteprospects.com/draft/nhl-entry-draft/2014

>st-stop bullying my favorite band
relax darling

It's unregardless, dum dum

I glad we all got that out of our system...

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things will be great when you're downtown

Went back to the store and got more watermelon/Wild Cherry Nerds lads

Enjoy your beetus

enjoy being a woman

I cant name a single AFI song and can name more than 10 Offspring songs off the top of my head. If Offspring was striving to be irrelevant like AFI, they failed.

What is Ms. Murder?

accidentally attacked seigmeyer lads. really wanted to do his quest desu

Look at this dude

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For me it’s A Finn Inside (my heart)

My mom just called and told me to watch a documentary on aging and exercise. I think she might be trying to tell me something.

also Smash was pretty good

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How is mum?

She's good.

Good

Thanks for asking.

np

Pleasure is mine user
Delete this

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I was thinking about that show the other day while brushing my teeth
>there’s always money in the banana stand

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N

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Cut a real wet fart that borderline was a shart but not quite, you lads ever have those?

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Who won the Kessel trade?

Happened to me earlier today. Went to the grocery store and bought a veggie plate to increase my fiber

Just left my bedroom for the first time since my second trip to bar today. Heard they sung the anthem in red nigger at the Blue Gays game? Suppose it's back to bed I go

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Bo Levi Mitchell will bring another Grey Cup to Calgary, the man's a beast of a QB

Is this finally /our year/ lads?
t. blue bomber

Bit high

Mike Commodore posted on Twitter that Kadri to Flames for TJ Brodie is happening. He is right 75% of the time. Not sure how I feel about this 2bqhwyb

Good trade for the leafs if he can match kadris grit desu

My gut says yotes won, but I think Galchenyuk is underrated so maybe the pens will come out on top.

>doing the >laffs a favor
Why lads

Leafs need some solid defense, Flames need a 2c with physicality. It seems like a win-win for both teams

he also just posted bob and breadman to the islels

True. And they’re my #1 and 2 teams. Nice

Big if true

Any news on Duchene?
>please not Nashville

I swear if it happens
>get two great players
>but lose lehner and lee most likely
I want the superstars but it’ll kill our cap and we lose another captain god damnit

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>duchene to nashville

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GO BLUE

Make Ladd captain.

rather have lehner than bob. whoever signs him to big money is making a mistake.

Have they given Larkin the 'C' yet?

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Yep. Panarin and lehner should be what LL does, but they want a package for both. Bob concerns me so much because of that track record in the playoffs. Lehner had a respectable playoffs even though that carolina series was god awful.
Ladd is pretty much 3rd line tier at this point. Man is the remnant of snows regime-a terrible contract of gross overpayment of his services and goes on too long

Lads
I might cry if panarin doesn’t stay in Columbus’s we finally get a true superstar and he leaves after 2 years

>kessel returns to the fat piece of shit he was in Toronto but now he doesn't have to fly as far to golf
>galchenyuk either becomes the latest in a long line of crosby/malkin babies or Crosby's brain turns to mush and Gary gifts him Lafreniere

He must have big stones to take on Weber. The man's a tank

how has amanda reacted to this news?

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Ladd is the second best captain in Jets 2.0 history. I think he should be captain.

She just blew me shit was so cash

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>Overpay the fuck out of an injured meme "offensive" defensemen
>Lose the player that actually made them worth something because of it
At least I won't need to worry about them losing in playoffs anymore if they don't make them

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Sam, ladd is not the same as he was in winnipeg.

My name is Max actually.

I don't get why he wouldn't want to stay with CBJ. They made it clear they want to keep him. Is it greed? Does he hate Columbus? Is it because he's Russian?

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It’s a small town and he wants the big stage. He won’t get that in columbus. It’s why all the ranger fans all thought he would come to NYC just because big name plus kakko means it happens

Max Intoxication?

Bro he’s already a big name
He’s universally loved in Columbus, also hes been the biggest player to ever play in Columbus, I don’t get it

that's funny

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Bud your wayyyy off. We desperately need a 3C so we can roll three lines like we did with HBK and when we had Stall. Hence Galchenyuk.

>Mr Power

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Max EVERYTHING

The worst part is, I just bought a Pavs jersey
It completely slipped my mind he was going into free agency, some lessons need to be learned the hard way I suppose

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>why do you think i took you to see police academy?? for fun?? well i didnt hear anybody laughing!

I was gonna buy a lehner jersey but I’ll wait until free agency. I just want to replace my tavares jersey for once

That's a shame. At least the jackets won a playoff round so other fans cant talk shit about that anymore lol

Who's part 3 going to be?

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if you're gonna buy a jersey with a name and number it should only be of a retired player

Ted here
I can never post a thread again
I’ve been banned permanently and my ip is blocked

This. Columbus is a hockey town, it's their only major league sport in the city. He would be a legend there if he stayed with them long term. It's pretty lame if he leaves because he wants to chase glory in a bigger market.

who /high/??

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>Not a Barzal jersey
Be an early adopter before his breakout 95 point season

>not waiting for a big name to leave town so you can buy their jersey on the cheap
If they were a good player and the split wasn't bad, there's really no harm in buying a jersey from the bargain bin imho

It's your own damn fault for posting your bird so many times

just watched fyter fest lads

Being an isles fan means you see so many players that were here for like 1-6 years or shit. Guys like mike parrish, micheal peca and even the occasional louongo jerseys are seen in the stands. It’s just hard to invest in a jersey for this team for a player that will stay long term lmao

basef

bout to be

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You now remember bluejackets legend Peca was based

Not even retired. Cup winners only.

Dont believe you are smoking that picture is too artsy. I have 5 different kinds on me right now.

giving out some free (you)'s, anyone need any?

Lads why aren’t the bluejackets meeting with anyone?

>not having a team legend have the same last name as you and wearing his number on every team you were on as a kid
I feel sorry for those who don't have this luxury and have to wear another man's name on his back

Finn GM lacks social skills.

I have a pack of Trout blue magoo 5g's, two different Green Dragon carts, can't remember name, and two flavors of gummi edibles, 10g's
>I'm good lad, thanks for asking

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I’m sad

>Have same last name as a lower-tier grinder
>Follow him from team to team as he drifts through the league adding bits and pieces to the team where he can
It's a comfy sort of feel

Based TBG

goooooooooood morning leafs nation

Not as sad as me

Yeah, why's that?

namaste -_-

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Based, weed legalization is fucked. For years and years i snuck around, meeting shady people in shady places and being all paranoid. Now its like i fill out a form on the internet and some guy delivers it to my house 2 hours later like a pizza. Times change

Smoke wed

Won't help, but sure

he sounds really sad
he should smoke Sun through Sat
>not just Wed

Spill your guts, bro.

I just can't believe we're really here, lad
>feels like a dream some days

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rolling one now
didn't smoke since christmas in case of pre employment piss test, but got a job and they don't even test lel

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>teds utterly baffled that top talent doesn't want to live in ohio
loving
every
laugh

Nah I've done enough pissing and moaning already

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It's honestly not a big deal. I'd rather listen to that than these garbage hockey takes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=s36eQwgPNSE

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For me, it's holding off on rampant offseason shitposting until after free agent day to reduce the chance of a ban and missing the fun

those are excellent instincts, son

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HO LEE FUK
even in the backwoods of BC property prices are ridiculous. Always heard it was high out there bud dayum

Yes please

Gotta be >rags

We should get /hoc/ in some kind of (You)share bitcoin program

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Not tonight unfortunately, but usually. Hope you've got a chill night and good tunes user

Jackets will still make playoffs
They will sign mats zuccarello

here you go, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

no idea why, but tonight I feel like cocaine music
>dig it

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Thanks a million

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I'm usually very reluctant to give out song rec's on here, but since you're feeling that sort of tune, try this one: youtu.be/ypXcPRUQMUE

>Save this for later
youtube.com/watch?v=l7ZlSHGFfdc

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youtube.com/watch?v=1OrNS2zbTZg

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Huh. Human music.

hlw dear bros

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hockey?

thanks mang

where are you looking?
I remember seeing a for sale sign on a property that was 2 hours away from the nearest town down some shit ass logging roads. Never checked how much they wanted but it was as off the grid as one could reasonably be, BC has a lot of rural property

youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

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K E K
E
K

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looking good, mate

>image.jpg

Kessel is /ourguy/. He at least shoots straight in interviews when he gives one, unlike all the bs stock answers you usually hear

>still ONE more day until free agency

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Is Kessel a cancer or something? Why would they say that to him.

I've simply been checking out city to city and seeing the prices, no place in particular. But BC in general is pricey from what i can see

>Kessel is /ourguy/

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Hockey

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Hyvaa huomenta?

something about how the old core wasn't motivated to win in the post season since they've been there so many times before and didn't really care

youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw

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I think management types dislikes him because he puts in low effort in team practices and doesn't do fitness/conditioning. Shouldn't matter since he scores goals in big games

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/hoc/key

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>fat autist who puts in as little effort as possible to be successful
He literally is

unironically chinese money laundering, leading to people leaving vancouver and driving up prices elsewhere

similar to californians moving to montana, texas , idaho etc

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AIHL on, lads

Awe that’s cute.
You know it’s gotta be good hockey when they have to put “ice hockey” in the fuckin league name

quit it, Canada
Aussies just wanna have a pro league
let 'em

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>tfw i may have slightly broken a finnish girls heart because she doesn't want to move on :(

too bad she doesn't want kids, they'd have such good hockey pedigree

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business idea: black ice and orange street hokkei pucks

Thanks think I'll go to bed instead

>orange street hokkei pucks
fuck are those ever garbage.
slightly soft orange poly urethane ftw

youtube.com/watch?v=vpIduDaggVA

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Those were even worse

Think I'm going to get Sunday workout in immediately since it is technically Sunday now, then when I wake I up I have free reign to hit the liquor hard and fast

Sam, post your shredded muscles

>Sunday workout
>working out on the day of the lord
Wtf

Last time I showed my body was on grinder you stupid faggot. Are you gay?

don't forget about the London game
great thing to get drunk to

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is grinder for gays or just overall debauchery?

I was hitting on twinks because they always compliment me and some of them take pics dressed like girls so not even really that gay haha

I’m going to play video games for an hour when I wake up tomorrow. Then I will watch a movie, followed by about 200 pages of a book. After that, I will watch the sequel to the movie I watched earlier. Anything else?

OFFICIAL STREET HOCKEY PUCK SUBSTITUTE POWER RANKINGS
1.TENNIS BALL
2.ORANGE BALL
3.A CHUNK OF ACTUAL HORSE FECES
POWER GAP
.
.
.
.
4.SHITTY FUCKING SOFT ORANGE PUCKS THAT JUST ROLL AROUND EVERYWHERE AND NOT EVEN IN THE GOOD KNUCKLEPUCK WAY

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>workout
>shower
>get some sun
>have sex

Tennis balls are for queers. GOAT street hockey balls are the ones with the hockey canada logo on them. They're thick as fuck. I'd play with golf balls if they made them the size of street hockey balls

are you Pat Bateman??
youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

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Orange balls were deffo better than tennis balls. Tennis balls could get caught on the road while stick handling much more easily

>the “””””””””””””””Australian”””””””””””””””””” “””””””””””””””””””””””””””””ice”””””””””””””””””””””””””””” “”””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””hockey league””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””

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Looks pretty based to me

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

Why do you trade Kessel for Galchenyk of all people?

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Business as Usual is unironically a great album

Why did the leafs trade him for kapanen? Lol
I can only assume bill is fucking the GMs wife and they just want to get rid of him

>AIHL
Kek, I had no idea Australia had a hockey league until this thread

youtu.be/81l4Y-FkcsQ

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Why does every foreign hockey hire Canadian mercenaries?

jordan draper heem'd all the fingols

Jordan Draper's career highlights include scoring 1 goal in 7 games in the WHL

thats better than /hoc/s whl tendie

youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

it was always a great album
speaking of

you'd have to give them the quick scrape on the ground under your foot to get rid of the fuzz

why would they play on international size ice?
it makes the game way less exiciting

BASED /cric/ poster

>Sammy Banga
good hockey name

they need to NHL-ify that shit and become a real hockey league. just imagine if australia replaced finland in the big 6

I'm gonna say it

based

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You can't stop me

I’m going to go over and bully /cric/. Who’s with me?

NI

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They still haven't recover

>ron: listen-
>grapes: i'm not gonna listen
Miss the based grapes banter on HNIC already

youtube.com/watch?v=UfZWp-hGCdA

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youtube.com/watch?v=xEqSOst1dg8

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youtube.com/watch?v=j0f5ZG9LG6k

You ever look at KHL rosters just to see what former NHL players are playing there

Nigger

>clothes
Soaked
>glass of wine
On the nightstand, ready for breakfast

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>mfw the shorks finally take their heads out of their asses and win the stan lee bowl

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... and then you turn off your xbox

>11.5x8
>Head out of their asses
>Giving up the net front tipper that made the "le offensive defensemen" worth more than dirt because of it
>Head out of their asses
>Signing 7 and 8 year deals with a rebuild phase quickly approaching
>Head out of their asses

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In the name of the great one, we should end this.

HOLD!

What say you of Wayne?

just woke up

The sharks are regressing. The pacific next year should be between vegas, calgary, vancouver and arizona, even though the sharks still should keep their majority good players.

Don't remind me about that shit signing.. fuck that meme swede.

>vegas, calgary, vancouver and arizona
Remind me again why we don't demote the Pacific and have the top 2 teams each from the KHL, SHL, and Liiga come over for some travelling series

because you're gay

sorry edmonton sucks ya fucking faggot

Hold the phone. I'm a massive brett hull fan but fuck you. Never forget the great one. Fuck You.

mfw nuckies

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who?

help me pick a team guys, is there a template for each team (I have no idea who's good/bad, history etc)

I want to start watching from next season onward

I'm from perth if it's any relevance

san jose sharks are the official faggot team, so you'll fit rihgt in mate

>...and in 2022, that is when he did the unthinkable
>"250 points in a single season? Some said my record would never be beaten, but I'm glad it was by any nicer of a guy." - Wayne Gretzky

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Because that’s stupid. Now reap the rewards of both the kings and ducks being shit

based

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Avalanche fan till the day I die. I don't give a fuck.

***blackcocks

My other team is the Canucks. Like my dad's team is the packers and my mom's team is the seahawks. Dad's team is the Avalanche and my mom's team is the Canuck's.

Choose a western canadian team:

Vancouver
Edmonton
Calgary
Winnipeg

I just wanted you all to love me

Finnish? More like finished

>oh my god podkolzin has absolutely DESTROYED johnny manlet!

My dad calls them the broadsharks.

legit looking at teams that will play more games at a better time for me so west coast is probably better

what's the difference between those 4 teams?

any canadian team except the oilers for your own sake

>winnipeg
>western

one chugs listerine and others petrol

manitoba is western canada

vancouver has some prospects that may or may not make for a solid core
winnipeg has a mostly built team that probably won't win the cup
edmonton are where good players have their talent squandered by horrible management
calgary are coming together quite nicely and should be a contender with relatively few adjustments

vancouver destroys their own city when they dont win the cup and are mostly chinese
winnipeg is the shittiest shithole in the entire country
edmonton is almost as bad as winnipeg
calgary is alright except for the cringe cowboy LARPers

for me, it's let it enfold you by senses fail

Lemme give you a quick rundown

vancouver
>tied with Buffalo for longest Cup drought
>last Canadian team to make the final (2011)
>on the upswing

Calgary
>made the final a few times, won in 1989
>robbed of the Cup in 2004 by Tampa Bay
>been an underachiever for the past few seasons considering their talent
>probably on the downswing

Edmonton
>known for Gretzky's dynasty in the mid 1980's winning multiple Cups
>dumpster fire for foreseeable future
>one of the worst managed teams of the past 30 years
>forever on the downswing

Winnipeg
>never won the Cup
>never made the final
>relocated in 1995 and came back in 2011
>lively arena with passionate fans
>has moderate success for the past few years

Personally i would cheer for Canucks or Jets if I were you

which year of the oilers rebuild are we in? 13th?

3 way deal. Alaska goes to Canada, hawaii goes to Australia, US gets 1OA picking mining territory on the moon. Y/N?

>>tied with Buffalo for longest Cup drought
>forgot about the laffs

Jets won the cup 7 times and would've won more but jews did their stuff back in the 80s and 90s

Guess he meant longest non-winning franchise

i figured that's what he meant, but
>laffs

>1993

if you are concerned about timezones vancouver is the only team on that list that plays in the pacific time zone.

RPH

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east coaster here

What does the future hold for us?

VC sounds cool as I have a friend there too and the timezone might line up best for me (+8)
thanks for the help guys

I live in australia so.. half our country is chinese LOL no problem
my local AFL team are fkn winners though so that feels good having consistent success

i should also mention that vancouver has the worst tripfags on Yea Forums

Unsound sleep

rph

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i haven't watched a single cfl game

still a bit dark out

>when the game you want isn't on the summer sale
grim

xheattle dickgirls?

Based Nigel Dawes

tennis ball is too soft retard

>Blow a hundred bucks on the summer sale
>Go back to emulating GBA games immediately

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>buy game
>play it for a few mins and get bored
>sits in library forever

>muh vidya
if you don't exclusively play HMM3 and D2 kys desu

>video games suck except the ones i play
no, they all suck

i don't play either of those games

I bet that whole house smells like axe body spray and vagina juices

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 for N64 is the greatest game ever made.

yeah haha totally haha i know what that smells like

I'm home

*4

4 sucks ass

how can that be the best game ever when underground 1 and 2 were better

NCAA chick?

retarded zoomers

game came out 4 years after thps2, tard

im a jonne and i had this game. therefor you are a jonne too

maybe for your stone hands

...

all i want is a nfsunderground 2 remake

>m-my arbitrary timeline of the exact date of boomer v zoomer is right
retard

BING BING WAHOOOOO!

most wanted was better 2bh

seething and obsessed

my eyes are sore from another long day of gaming

based avs lad

i don't think so. the customization got weaker and the map went from a bright casino night look to a constant gloomy grey sky. although the bmw m3 gtr was pretty great

i wish steam had a tag for old games that run well on shitbox laptops

just play old RTS games

Emulate SNES games

cop chases in most wanted were unparalleled

>le fast and furious: the game games
kys

For me it's playing between 1-4 periods of chel then turning off the ps4 and going back to laying down

Stop talking about things I don't like reeeee

i still enjoyed mw, i just think underground 2 was better. removing drift races was a mistake

>he's too scared to play horror games

yall need to grow up

>being a NEET

>removing drift races
did they? its been so long i dont remember that. i remember ramming undercover cops to start a chase and not trying to escape until they sent the sheriff after me. most challenging part of the game at that point i think. but the wanted list was cool too, and i never felt the customization was too weak, bit gay you couldn't customize the beamer fully though

and you need to stop being a poopie

the customization was still good in mw, it's just that they removed a ton of shit from underground 2. neon, accessories, decals, rims, interiors, body kits all got either removed or changed

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FINLAND XDDDDDDDDD

How many paid vacation days does your job grant you?
For me it's 28 (excluding public holidays). Will soon be bumped up to 31 though

yeah there were deffo less options but it didn't bother me, had way too much fun playing that game even after i beat it

Fuck you

PAID VACATION?!!!

How pissed is Kessel?

Went from a playoff team to a team 5gay should be in the minors

go to sleep

it's called "roguelike"

You are a liar.

Yes im sure 2 stanley cups and millions of dollars and free hot dogs for life snd personally having President Trump ask to shake your hand must suck. Im sure winding his career down in a stress free market is will be horrible for him. Im sure the coyotes wont flip him to a contender within the next 2 years. Woe is phil.

>personally having President Trump ask to shake your hand must suck
can't argue with that

Niggers!

Wait, what? I was out all day and didn't hear this.
Bill was going to be traded sooner or later, just surprised it was sooner. He apparently just pisses everyone off.

same. just wish you could get the beamer earlier

Bit rude m8.

Yes?

What makes you think that?

By law you have to get 25 days in Sweden, my job gives my 28. And in about 1.5 years I'll get 31.

Fuck you.

Do you thiNk he'll get free hot dogs at portillos? Best hot dogs in Phoenix

gotten pretty decent at cooking recently, lads. gonna try chicken alfredo pasta tomorrow

>Best hot dogs in Phoenix
what a thing to be proud of

you can really taste the hog anus

they get higher salaries and more vacation days over there in exchange for forking over half their pay check to the government

2,5 days every month so 30 days

>By law you have to get 25 days in Sweden
This isn't fair. How does anything get done there.

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>he takes his prius to the auto shop to get an oil change

Not to mention forking their wife over to some big black cocked african.

You don't?

they also get taxed pretty high

>Population of sweden:10 million

Gee i wonder

Still a tad bit rude tbf

Nice, good for you.

By structuring the business around that fact. Which usually means having a larger workforce and/or more temps/summer workers

even I get 25 days, though I had to stick around for a couple years first

Fuck you. Your country is not shit. Fuck you ans your miniscule 10 million population. If there is one country inhope gets ruined by migration, its yours. Swedish people are not shit.

i don't think kfc offers paid vacation. i'm the dishwasher. :(

I think I'm a sudden coyote fan.

Kessel, OEL, Keller, Richardson, and TWO goalies that can stand on their heads?

Fuck this Yotes team suddenly turned dangerous

>Your country is not shit
>Swedish people are not shit.
Thank you :)

>tfw 365 vacation days per year

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keep it up retard
they'll keep missing the playoffs after a time crunch at the end of the season

>added richardson because you couldn't think of anyone else

Hey, we all have to start somewhere. A fast food job is still a lot better than no job at all. I believe in you.

Fuck you

I hope so, then all is right 8n the world. But I can see them sneaking into the west at #3.

lmao @ north america

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>kessel is only 4 games away from 1000
based

hey binlan watcha up to

That one dude they traded strome for

Well, I hope you'll have a good day anyway

FUCK OFF YOU CANT JUST ADD THE ROGUELIKE TAG TO WHATEVER PERMADEATH PROCEDURALLY GENERATED BETA SHITSHOW YOU WANT

staying in your room all day every day isn't exactly a vacation

about to make break fast

We're talking paid vacation days here, buddy boy

Fuck you

says you

>not being a contributor to society

B&R

define society

my money works so i dont have to
sometimes i go downstairs

who's going to stop them? all valve does is sit around bathing in money

the thing we live in

you mean open your cottage cheese and turkey?

>shorks

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my money contributes to society while simultaneously providing me a return with which to live off of
win-win

youtu.be/C7WanzlOvGg

coffee and porridge

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money you get for just lounging around is not your money

absolutely based. saw these old lads five years ago or so.

hope you're getting a good mix of cabs, fats, and proteins

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is this a shoop?

haven't drank coffee in a year now

No that's just his face m9

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE

You can just sense Malkin holding the phone laughing his ass off the entire time

>at least >we're not the canucks

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canucks are on the up and up though

couldn't do it
min two a day for me
and even more if irish cream liqueur is in play

Smoke weed

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>chambers

Dubs

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i stopped drinking coffee and i stopped being tired all the time

pre-workout is better anyways

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I’m making the next one

sandwich?

I could go for a sandwich

jeff cavaliere athlean x dot com says otherwise

No

New thread for new frens

early shant

You weren’t invited

early but not as early edition

>Finnish threads
Hard shant

>when you have to choose between a pile of shit or a giant floating turd