>Playoffs have started >Canada HEEM'd some starving negroes and is looking like a GIGANTE >Curacao bides its time >Copa America continues to be the inferior cup >collage bro nowhere to be found, probably too poor to pay for internet again
>As long as you have 6 inch you're good. >mine's only like 5 1/2 well at least the upside of being a virgin is that I'll never be laughed at for being a dicklet by some roastie
Evan Jenkins
uh oh
Jackson Thomas
i wonder if the chicanos would ask for refunds
Jaxson Wood
Memes aside, you're only a dicklet if you're under 4''
William Thomas
I understand completely People get pretty hung up on their conceptions of other people quite mindlessly without actually assessing the matter in front of them which is sad I mean in many cases the prejudices and connotations people have about certain races are true but you judging pre-emptively is a retard's game
Gabriel Ward
5" is more than enough to hit her prostate
Parker White
>I share much more with Mexico chicano kys
what does liking [insert ethnic/national food] and still not want to associate with said ethnic/nationality, dumbfuck. you dont have to be mexican to make mexican food, if you truly believe this then every italian, brazilian, and american restaurant should just be called mexican, god you dumbfuck! >inb4 im white fuck you
Chase Morris
can you handle managing /oro/?
how many years of experience do you have?
Logan Smith
You measure by pushing into your pubic area fat. That's how it's medically measured. Shave your pubic hair and lose weight (if you need to) that'll make it look bigger. If I push it back it's 7", it's 6" if I don't.
Noah Green
>but you lmao I didn't mean "you" in particular
Brayden Morales
VARnada
Michael Campbell
>tfw 8 inches
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21. Thanks to porn I thought you had to be 10+ or else girls would laugh at you.
Brody Perry
Night of the Rake.
Gavin Gutierrez
OH NO NO NO NONONONONO
Luis Wright
BENULtY
Anthony Morris
ERA
Jason Torres
PENALTY I LOVE YOU REF
Jose Jenkins
ERA
Easton Wilson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cameron Allen
ERA
Jordan Thomas
PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO el based trumpANO I don't know, what's the monetary compensation?
>TSN commentators were talking shit about how Canada was so much better and that they were probably just gonna rest players in preparation from mexico.
Mine's 6" but it's fucking thin as shit, I can easily get my hand around it which is embarrassing as fuck.
Jaxson Hill
>canada OH NO NO NO NO
Carson Hall
>No military occupation of Costa Nica Cringe and bluepilled
Jason Anderson
>both of Haiti's goals due to Goodinho fuck ups
Henry Taylor
A Haitian man walks into a bar. It collapses.
Lucas Carter
Most dangerous lead
William Cook
Friendly reminder that a team from Toronto won the NBA Finals in 2019
Toronto is in Canada
Alexander Brown
HAHAHHA
Nathan Roberts
Too many people in southern California don't realize they live in border region. You can't stop people, language and culture from crossing over. If you're that precious about your pure society move to some bumfuck swamp that's more insulated from the rest of the world.
Caleb Kelly
My intention was to get some Victoria's, but nigga didn't have and I was too lazy to walk until the other store, I think only zoomers drink corona as their main beer, but anyways, most of bars and nighclubs offer tecate because of the cheaper price
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
John Rodriguez
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD HE IS CANADIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Colton Gutierrez
There is a US military plane at the airport near my house rn
Zachary Baker
You'd need to have tiny af hands or a literal horse cock in order to not get your hand around it retard
Matthew Thomas
>leafs
Blake Allen
OH NONONONONO
Grayson Rodriguez
so how was canada hyped with this shit defending?
Jackson Thompson
>I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico >I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico >I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico >I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico
>this game is over im going lol >check the score >its tied now >click on a livestream >its 3-2 now WHAT THE FUCK
Jeremiah Cruz
LEAVE ME ALONE
Wyatt Murphy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ryan Hernandez
Why the fuck are they playing that Davies kid as a left back? Isn't he their best player, and a striker?
Evan Flores
Can you get BLACKED if you're already black??
Kayden Nguyen
*leaf
Connor Reed
But I see people not being able to get their hands around it in porns all the time m8, are you telling me they're all midgets.
Logan Nelson
Shout out to the Sudacan janny who deleted my thread about Copa being a slurpfest >There are people who watched Caca America instead of this and went to sleep
>Canada in charge of knocking out islands that shouldn't be here
Not even once
Luke Brooks
>You can't stop people, language and culture from crossing over. >what is border and immigration control it's white liberal faggots like you that are aiding in the destruction of my country
Easton Brooks
If the one fucking you is blackER then yes it counts as getting blacked
Ryder Martin
Cavalini out? why isn't he the top scorer?
Jaxson Butler
Leafs BTFO
Thomas Wilson
I know m8, I was kinda memeing when I said copa oro>>>copa america due to all the fucking penalties, but holy shit this one copa oro match has been legit more entertaining than all the copa america quarterfinal matches.
Mexi bros I need your help. I got a Mexican gf but she got fat and I broke up with her. Do most mexican girls get fat? She was in shape when I met her but she didn't want to workout
Thomas Anderson
this
Daniel Baker
Leafs being leafs is what happened
Alexander Ramirez
>sleeping on based CACA match
Samuel Brooks
>caribean party and dances >full stadiums >dollars raining >vs brasil and argentina fighting for the worst team ever cup this plus the womans world havve made this month cruyzee with north america.
Leafs prove once again how easily they're blown away by hard working minorities
Wyatt Sanders
This tbqh, should've kept Zambrano
Joseph Turner
>do Mexicans get fat rhetorical question
Hunter Ward
>Do most mexican girls get fat? Yes, by the way it's not just mexicans that get fat, all women get fat the moment they feel like they've locked you down so watch out m8.
Noah Morales
you have to get a fat one who has been progressively losing weight
those are the hot ones you see on tv
Julian Johnson
Getting fat is inevitable for Mexican girls
Jacob Murphy
You're dreaming. Canada won 5-0
Landon Bailey
Just got home. What the fuck is happening?
Lincoln Gomez
Haiti is going to win this whole tournament and there’s nothing you can do about it, bros
Isaiah Wright
>what is he doing
David Foster
Costa Rica will finna dab on Mexico!!!!
Asher Carter
haiti is winning 3-2 (the were losing 0-2 in the first half)
>first time qualifying >first time being group leader >first time getting into semi final is Haiti the next hollywood movie team?
Austin Flores
Is portugal considered 3rd world?
Henry Parker
just go to /biz/
Brody Green
zambrano was meh but i can never understand making the women's coach becomes the men's coach also godinho OUT
Alexander Smith
>1 (UNA) COPA ORO QUARTER FINAL MATCH >5 GOLES >4 COPA AMERICACA QUARTER FINAL MATCHES >2 FUCKING GOALS HOW DO WE FIX SUDACABALL LADS?
Ryder Baker
check /biz/ they've got plenty
Ryan Bailey
In my country we would murder the goalie
Samuel Phillips
here, also reminder they don't deserve a free spot for WC 2026
Jeremiah Hughes
I believe they'll replace Costa Rica
Ethan Johnson
damn niggers always ruin everything
Chase Ortiz
this is a quandary the world over once secure with a woman she will in all probability let go of her physical attractiveness my best guess is to try and work out together otherwise we have an unfair balance
can we talk about what a shit flag haitit has? its like someone clouldnt find an image of their crest with a transparent background and they were too lazy to photoshop out the white
Brody Garcia
Are you guys gonna kill Tesillo?
Owen Wood
Thank God I dont have a leaf
Ryder Cooper
be more clear i dont have access to tv channels, i dont have cable or an antenna
Jackson Allen
eh, this is haiti first time qualifying for the gold cup? i don't think this is correct bro
Matthew Jones
>copa america has been a semenslupingfest meanwhile copa oro has 5 goals already what a crazy timeline
Justin Thomas
>BE CANADA >PUT DAVIES AT FULLBACK >LEAVE LARIN ON THE BENCH >LOSE TO HAITI
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS I'M DYING
Ian Carter
>fixing the region that won a world cup with a hand goal
>i dont have access to tv channels, i dont have cable or an antenna Well univision is a free over the air channel, so you need a tv and an antenna to watch it.
Liam Price
MUDPIE FC WINS VS LEAF FC
Easton Smith
IF YOU LOSE YOU WIN
Jackson Richardson
THESE NIGGAS LITERALLY EAT MUD COOKIES AND STILL BEAT CANADA TOP KEK!
IT'S OVER JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Wyatt Morgan
fuck this i'm moving back to somalia
Aiden Richardson
Did you checkout the reddit streams ?
Austin Price
Then they're gonna do it to the beans Then we're gonna have a Haiti-Curacao final and the Gold Cup will never be played again
Jacob Young
BASED PANDA
Elijah Smith
our left back plays forward usually and our head coach is used to coaching women's games
>lads Mexico will lose against CR If this happens imma false flag as a chicano and flood Yea Forums with threads, I'm thinking I can get over 1k (You)'s.
You fucking stupid faggot Costa Ricans, I hope Nicaragua annexes your whole shithole country Not like any of you little pussies would fight back See you in the semis Mexico
Liam Jones
>Tata wont be at the game against Haiti we are fucked bros
I've just had too many and was rooting for you CHI Yeah like I said I had too many, sounds like you have too Bruh I'm no CHI, just disappointed. That may have been your B team but that was barely Mexico's C I fucked up la, I deserved these (You)'s
Xavier Carter
>BASED Yep, instead imma bantz them cause Tata didn't let Pissarro take a pen.
Easton Reed
remember to post their reaction at work, but I supoose they will act like nothing happened, because I know the usual mind of CHIvistas
TICOS DECIME QUE SE SIENTE SOMETHING SOMETHING OCHOA ES MEJOR QUE NALGAS
Chase Ramirez
>Me watching the game >boring extra time as fuck >i went on my computer trying to upload a video on Youtube >Penalties time >i got on the TV late >Mexico already missed one penalty >I sat on my Sofa to watch the game >Costa Rica misses one penalty >Just at the moment i sat >Mexico ends up winning the game >Mfw i realized they we're waiting for my return to win the game.
>>Me watching the game >>boring extra time as fuck >>Penalties time >sister walks by in her underwear >smack her ass >OCHOA blocks the pen You're welcome mejicANOs
Isaac Roberts
Roll Tide
Connor Cooper
same but me going for beers and finding Haiti winning 3-2 on Leaves
Angel Cook
>dudes wants to record a new podcast >drunk as fuck and I edit the shit
Wait, wait, wait. I like trollers, but that has to be the weakest criticism. Sure, say they are a shithole due to a terrible government but, have you seen the detail in the flag? You would not be able to see any of that if there was just red and blue.
Levi Brooks
USA wins tomorrow
Henry Brown
I hope we get to see some red cards and cheap ass fouls tomorrow in the Panama game
unironically batter than the semen slurping copa america games
Ryder Murphy
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hunter Morgan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EL ÚNICO HATIANO QUE HABIA EN EL ÁREA
DESEARÍA ESTAR EN RUSIA EL MAR NO ES UN LUGAR PARA MI DESEO ESTAR EN RUSIA ESE ES MI HOGAR, OH NO DENTRO DE MI CORAZON SIEMPRE SERÉ DE RUSIA YO QUIERO IR A KAZAN, A MOSCÚ, A SOCHI.
QUISIERA DESPERTAR EN RUSIA EXTRAÑO ESOS AMPLIO JUEGOS EXTENSOS ESTADIOS PORTERIAS Y BALONES, OH SI CUANDO ESTOY LEJOS DE RUSIA LO ÚNICO QUE QUIERO ES LLORAR OLERIIIIIOH OLERIIIII OH Y OLERIIIIII YO QUIERO IR A RUSIA, A RUSIA, A RUSIAAAAA
>I'm so fucking done with our federation we hired our god damn WOMENS coach Holy shit seriously, jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
>Honduras they're so ded >USA and The leaf meme potential >CostaRica OH NO NO NO NO
Wyatt Hall
>Martinique will unironically win their group
Carter White
I thought Canada was a stronger side in CONCACAF?
Asher Turner
>that costa rica group oh lawd
Ayden Collins
Nah they’ve always been terrible. There was hope that this generation was a golden one and would lead them to greatness but they got cocky and understimated based L’Haiti
Sebastian Russell
their offense isn't bad but holy fuck that defense is TERRIBLE watch the mex-can highlight and then last night game and you would see all the goals against them were mostly preventable and happen because of def fucking up instead of opponent team being ultra brilliant
The team's offense is pretty solid, but my god the defense is putrid, and I always get nervous when the other team gets the ball into >our half. The goalie's all right, but brainfarts like the one yesterday are inexcusable.
I don't know whether the coach is to blame for choosing the defense or whether this is the best we have, but it's not a case for optimism.
Tyler Russell
God damn it 2019 Canada why can't you be like 2002 Canada
>Canada >good at an actual sport and not some meme wh*Te “people” hobby played during Winter Olympics
David Gonzalez
>On paper we should be one of the stronger nations in CONCACAF You are. JUST FIX YOUR FUCKING DEFENSE.
And please rape USA in the league of nations.
Alexander Lee
English commentary unironically has no soul
Cameron Torres
The most dangerous lead
Samuel Martin
The fox English commentary is better, but I like the concacaf guy's voice
Charles Howard
Actual question, guys The prize money, what exactly do the FAs do with it? Is it just big ass bonus checks for the coach, staff, and team? Is it redistributed to their leagues 1st division clubs? What
Jaxson Rodriguez
>Prize money? What are you talking about? >Yeah, I haven't seen any. You must be confused.
IT depends on the FA. For bigger nations like the US and Mexico they are literally peanuts and they give them to the players as prize trying to motivate them. For smaller ones they """""supposedly"""""" build fields and infrastructure. Sometimes they save it for the travel expenses. But we all know the caribeans and some central americans just rob it