/oro/ -CONCACAF Gold Cup General

coCACAf gold cup 2019

>Playoffs have started
>Canada HEEM'd some starving negroes and is looking like a GIGANTE
>Curacao bides its time
>Copa America continues to be the inferior cup
>collage bro nowhere to be found, probably too poor to pay for internet again

Only manlets can post this time

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Fuck Guatemala

First for 5'6 manlets

what's the manlet cutoff point here?

>tfw you have an average size dick
:(

Cant wait for Costa Rica to eliminate mexico

As long as you have 6 inch you're good.

>what's the manlet cutoff point here?
5'11

Based malinchista

The manlet cutoff is 7 feet

Dare I say the level of second half is lower than Polish league and that's not a light insult

>be me
>be 5'11.5 the ultimate manlet

Come on fellow /are Liz/ country! Go Leafs! Do it for the Emperor!

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>As long as you have 6 inch you're good.
>mine's only like 5 1/2
well at least the upside of being a virgin is that I'll never be laughed at for being a dicklet by some roastie

uh oh

i wonder if the chicanos would ask for refunds

Memes aside, you're only a dicklet if you're under 4''

I understand completely
People get pretty hung up on their conceptions of other people quite mindlessly without actually assessing the matter in front of them which is sad
I mean in many cases the prejudices and connotations people have about certain races are true but you judging pre-emptively is a retard's game

5" is more than enough to hit her prostate

>I share much more with Mexico
chicano kys

what does liking [insert ethnic/national food] and still not want to associate with said ethnic/nationality, dumbfuck. you dont have to be mexican to make mexican food, if you truly believe this then every italian, brazilian, and american restaurant should just be called mexican, god you dumbfuck!
>inb4 im white
fuck you

can you handle managing /oro/?

how many years of experience do you have?

You measure by pushing into your pubic area fat. That's how it's medically measured. Shave your pubic hair and lose weight (if you need to) that'll make it look bigger. If I push it back it's 7", it's 6" if I don't.

>but you
lmao I didn't mean "you" in particular

VARnada

>tfw 8 inches

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21. Thanks to porn I thought you had to be 10+ or else girls would laugh at you.

Night of the Rake.

OH NO NO NO NONONONONO

BENULtY

ERA

PENALTY I LOVE YOU REF

ERA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ERA

PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO PENAL KINO
el based trumpANO
I don't know, what's the monetary compensation?

Who would win one leafblower or some leafs?

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>her prostate

LMAO ERA

ERA

>the mexicans in the stands are all rooting for the negritos
KEK

COME ON CANADA SORT IT FAKKIN OUT.

DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE

This crowd is more hype than the Germany v. Sweden WWC game today.

ERA

HAITI, ALONZI!

really not a big fan of the events currently transpiring

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>Canada HEEM'd some starving negroes and is looking like a GIGANTE
the absolute state of OP (me)

>her
>prostate

pls no bully

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>dubs
>that pic
>haiti scores
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>Canada so progressive they need to let Haiti score
Based

Day of the rake is upon us

Hey lads, have you heard of that new Haitian boy band, New Blocks on the Kid?

Gee, I wonder who could be behind these ((penales))

5'8

>went for some Coronas
>2-2

WTF

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>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf

>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf

Mexicans actually drink Corona?

>Cavalini

it'd be quite rude to beat such a disadvantaged country by 2 or more

>If your opponent scores, you win

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>TSN commentators were talking shit about how Canada was so much better and that they were probably just gonna rest players in preparation from mexico.

>2-1
>2-2

For me it's Tecate

centrocos and centrocos only, rate and criticize

>>>>>>LA HOJA

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Only tastelets drink cuckrona

AS long as its 8 o clock in the morning

wait is that mauro biello with canada's staff?

michelada si


copa oro > copa america desu

Mine's 6" but it's fucking thin as shit, I can easily get my hand around it which is embarrassing as fuck.

>canada
OH NO NO NO NO

>No military occupation of Costa Nica
Cringe and bluepilled

>both of Haiti's goals due to Goodinho fuck ups

A Haitian man walks into a bar. It collapses.

Most dangerous lead

Friendly reminder that a team from Toronto won the NBA Finals in 2019

Toronto is in Canada

HAHAHHA

Too many people in southern California don't realize they live in border region. You can't stop people, language and culture from crossing over.
If you're that precious about your pure society move to some bumfuck swamp that's more insulated from the rest of the world.

My intention was to get some Victoria's, but nigga didn't have and I was too lazy to walk until the other store, I think only zoomers drink corona as their main beer, but anyways, most of bars and nighclubs offer tecate because of the cheaper price

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no fucking way

SOMETHING's GETTING IN THE WAY
SOMETHING'S JUST ABOUT OT BREAK

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>THAT FUCKING GOAL
HOLY SHIT THIS MATCH HAS BEEN FUCKING GREAT BASED COPA ORO BRINGING THE MEMES

Reminder there is a reason there is an average.

Costa Rica has no armed forces in its constitution, just local militia and hoping USA will help.

>Canada will be the 3rd best team in CONCACAF

HOLY FUCK

lol this keeper having a coronary

>LEAFS
LEAFS
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>LEAFS
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>LEAFS
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>LEAFS
LEAFS

>LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS >LEAFS

APOLOGIZE, NOW!

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GOLAZOOOOOOO seriously thats a nice definition

just WOW

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LOL

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWNSHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
HE IS CANADIAN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There is a US military plane at the airport near my house rn

You'd need to have tiny af hands or a literal horse cock in order to not get your hand around it retard

>leafs

OH NONONONONO

so how was canada hyped with this shit defending?

>I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico
>I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico
>I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico
>I'm a bit biased but I think [Canada will] dethrone Costa Rica as the best team that's not USA or Mexico

LET'S GOOOOOO

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL
BASED EL ÚLTIMO HAITIANO

CANADA YOU SUCK WTF

Canada keeping it simple

THATS IT IM KILLING EVERY HAITIAN

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Imagine unironically thinkin copa americucc is better than the CHAD Copa Oro ;^)

DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE

>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf
>a fucking leaf

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2-3

The absolute state of the leaf

Leafs getting BLACKED!

Christ, Canada....I'm relying on Jamaica to win the Gold Cup for /are Liz/.

you sure about that?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHSAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAQHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Its ok lad there national team will be destroyed by an earthquake soon

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE LEAF!!!!!

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>this game is over im going lol
>check the score
>its tied now
>click on a livestream
>its 3-2 now
WHAT THE FUCK

LEAVE ME ALONE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why the fuck are they playing that Davies kid as a left back? Isn't he their best player, and a striker?

Can you get BLACKED if you're already black??

*leaf

But I see people not being able to get their hands around it in porns all the time m8, are you telling me they're all midgets.

Shout out to the Sudacan janny who deleted my thread about Copa being a slurpfest
>There are people who watched Caca America instead of this and went to sleep

FUCK JANNIES, NIGGERS AND COPA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>niggas getting hype in the crowd

kek I remember that post

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>in porns
porn isnt real life

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>the virgin copa america vs the chad copa oro

>Canada in charge of knocking out islands that shouldn't be here

Not even once

>You can't stop people, language and culture from crossing over.
>what is border and immigration control
it's white liberal faggots like you that are aiding in the destruction of my country

If the one fucking you is blackER then yes it counts as getting blacked

Cavalini out? why isn't he the top scorer?

Leafs BTFO

I know m8, I was kinda memeing when I said copa oro>>>copa america due to all the fucking penalties, but holy shit this one copa oro match has been legit more entertaining than all the copa america quarterfinal matches.

>right into the section of empty seats
based

A FUCKING LEAF
OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAH

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CAM ON LAFFS SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS

yep, that's me
you're probably wondering how i got here

ok so then because of >saba Haiti are the ones getting blacked?

Should have got a card for that.

>peru
>haiti
>mex-crc match is next
g-guys?

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>literal Norf FC
>losing to Earthquakes FC

>the only remaining males in the village after an earthquake
>they've eaten nothing but mud for years
>beat Canada

COME ON LADS! YOU DID IT TWICE BEFORE, YOU CAN TRWICE

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what the FUCK happened? Just got back from work.

>Earthquakes FC

top keks

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>your country
>What are things that don't exist
Stay mad

>porn isnt real life
But it's filled with real life people, so it's kinda true just maybe not the average like you say.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

Kek

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more pls

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Canada gave visas and givs to the whole haitian team

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Its the canadian way

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GOOOOOL

>3-2

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if its tied does it go to ET or penalties? sudaca cup goes to penalties immediately

fuck wipypo

lol offside

Imagine being the one white guy playing for Haiti

>Haiti short on defenders due to injuries and Visa issues
Lmao and Canada is still losing

Oh, no (((VAR))) so sry Canada

tob geg

OH YOU CUNT HOW DARE YOU GIVE OFFSIDE
KILL ALL LINESMEN AND ALSO HAITIANS

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Saba don't look too Haitian

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

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>stream died +20 mins ago
i dont have cable and i was thinking of getting BR streaming but they dont have Copa Oro
what do?

LMAO offsides. LEAFS BTFO

Hahahahahahha that flag

>leafsides

BASED REF

>my stream is delayed as always

LEAFS GETTING VAR'D WITH NO VAR

BASED OFFSIDE REF. LETS GO HAITI.

>offside

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is it time to get a gigantic laser and separate the laffs from the US?

>Leafs collapsing this hard

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COPA "KINO" ORO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> COPA "SE NOS ACABARON LOS GOLES SOLO HAY PENALES" AMIERDICA

What's the Canadian suicide prevention hotline

Wtf i love VAR now

Y I K E S

offside. . .

I can't find the post anymore. I want more too

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>dat face


#collage pls jajajajajajajajjajaja

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Canada will need to import more blacks to get gud.

This match just keeps on giving.
God bless.

Jajajajajajaja fuck canada

based

Watch on univision m8, it's a free channel.

Someone make a webm of when he starts to celebrate and then he sees the ref

Fuck JANNIES
Fuck SUDACAS
Fuck copa AMIERDICA

strim please
mine is delayed as fuck

I saw the match was 2-0 and fell asleep thinking it was over
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

herdman OUT

>tfw canada is the real winner

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based pesimista

Mexi bros I need your help.
I got a Mexican gf but she got fat and I broke up with her. Do most mexican girls get fat? She was in shape when I met her but she didn't want to workout

this

Leafs being leafs is what happened

>sleeping on based CACA match

>caribean party and dances
>full stadiums
>dollars raining
>vs brasil and argentina fighting for the worst team ever cup
this plus the womans world havve made this month cruyzee with north america.

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>peru wins
>Haiti wins
It was meant to be

Leafs prove once again how easily they're blown away by hard working minorities

This tbqh, should've kept Zambrano

>do Mexicans get fat
rhetorical question

>Do most mexican girls get fat?
Yes, by the way it's not just mexicans that get fat, all women get fat the moment they feel like they've locked you down so watch out m8.

you have to get a fat one who has been progressively losing weight

those are the hot ones you see on tv

Getting fat is inevitable for Mexican girls

You're dreaming. Canada won 5-0

Just got home. What the fuck is happening?

Haiti is going to win this whole tournament and there’s nothing you can do about it, bros

>what is he doing

Costa Rica will finna dab on Mexico!!!!

haiti is winning 3-2 (the were losing 0-2 in the first half)

kek, nigga gonna wake up(inside)

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Leafs choked a 2-0 lead against Haiti

>Getting scored on by a nigga named Duckens

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I need pink wojaks

It's Greece in the Euros all over again

Canada beat Haiti 2-3

Who /can't wait to laugh at leafs/ here ?

>3 MINS
ALL LEAFS FORWARD

have this

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Here

>first time qualifying
>first time being group leader
>first time getting into semi final
is Haiti the next hollywood movie team?

Is portugal considered 3rd world?

just go to /biz/

zambrano was meh but i can never understand making the women's coach becomes the men's coach
also godinho OUT

>1 (UNA) COPA ORO QUARTER FINAL MATCH
>5 GOLES
>4 COPA AMERICACA QUARTER FINAL MATCHES
>2 FUCKING GOALS
HOW DO WE FIX SUDACABALL LADS?

check /biz/ they've got plenty

In my country we would murder the goalie

here, also reminder they don't deserve a free spot for WC 2026

I believe they'll replace Costa Rica

damn niggers always ruin everything

this is a quandary the world over
once secure with a woman she will in all probability let go of her physical attractiveness
my best guess is to try and work out together otherwise we have an unfair balance

LEAFS BTFO BY ISLAND NIGGERS

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I PUSH MY FINGERS
INTO
MY
EYYYYYYYYYYES

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leafs on suicide watch

>All these blacks

Wait which one is Haiti

Based niggers cucking the leaf out of a semifinal

Based

can we talk about what a shit flag haitit has? its like someone clouldnt find an image of their crest with a transparent background and they were too lazy to photoshop out the white

Are you guys gonna kill Tesillo?

Thank God I dont have a leaf

be more clear
i dont have access to tv channels, i dont have cable or an antenna

eh, this is haiti first time qualifying for the gold cup? i don't think this is correct bro

>copa america has been a semenslupingfest meanwhile copa oro has 5 goals already
what a crazy timeline

>BE CANADA
>PUT DAVIES AT FULLBACK
>LEAVE LARIN ON THE BENCH
>LOSE TO HAITI

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS I'M DYING

>fixing the region that won a world cup with a hand goal

>she got fat and I broke up with her.
fool

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basé

BURN THE LEAF

I actually agree with you burger, their flag is uncreative

BTFO BY EARTHQUAKE FC

Congrats to Haiti
Larin's not good anymore though

>leafs cucked by niggers
KEKEKEKEK

I knew a Peruvian in 3rd grade who like motorcycles, is your name Greg

>tfw rooting for the leaf
What when wrong leafbros?

Hahahahha based haiti.

Curaçao gonna do the same with gringos

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Come here, leafs. It's ok to cry.

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>i dont have access to tv channels, i dont have cable or an antenna
Well univision is a free over the air channel, so you need a tv and an antenna to watch it.

MUDPIE FC WINS VS LEAF FC

IF YOU LOSE YOU WIN

THESE NIGGAS LITERALLY EAT MUD COOKIES AND STILL BEAT CANADA TOP KEK!

youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s

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*went

>canada actually choked against haiti
holy shit when i said that yesterday i was joking , i never expected the leafs to be this bad

They actually won it once, so I doubt it

Can this Canada actually make the hex?
I don't want another trip to Honduras or T&T =/

Who wins?

>1st world team
>The team of a starving stone-age nation

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

No

IT'S OVER JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

fuck this i'm moving back to somalia

Did you checkout the reddit streams ?

Then they're gonna do it to the beans
Then we're gonna have a Haiti-Curacao final and the Gold Cup will never be played again

BASED PANDA

our left back plays forward usually and our head coach is used to coaching women's games

Canadabros, are the cucks at TSN crying?

inb4 semi-finals :
Haiti-Costa rica
Jamaica-Curacao

Unironically very concerned about that happening

that will be a nice goodbye for this meme cup

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good job canada fc, you let those poor folks win and have a good time, we are the real winners here

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this country has been nothing short of embarrassment since 2015

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no lol we pay british people who have nothing but contempt for our football culture to do all our punditry, they're fine

I dont want to watch boring English casters, who has the Spanish stream?

HERdman out, Mourinho in

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>A FUCKING LEAF

That would be the most blessed timeline

>watching the pirate stream from canada
>the desk at half time vs the desk at the end
ha ha ha

no, im watching it rn. some dude with british accent talking

webm on the gk mistake?

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based

requesting image of panda man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
First time listening to this Haitian accent, ayy mon we blew dem Leafs lmaoooooooooooooooo

they'll cry when england loses to usa later

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Who else /lucky bar/ and /AO/ here?

>that game
>mex vs cr is next

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I said this the other thread but Copa Oro 2015 should've been Panama vs Jamaica, but Geiger happened

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Imagine being a fucking Leaf right now holy shit

this cup has too much soul to die

>that receding hairline
Fuck, Landon. I know you can afford Bosley hair resto

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I FEEL THE HATE RISE UP IN ME
KNEEL DOWN AND CLEAR THE STONE OF LEAVES

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>meme magic is on for this final stage

lads Mexico will lose against CR

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does that actually work

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Good, I want more chicano crying pics

#collage

absolutely based

>tfw he's actually a white American

>Wanchope is in the stadium

we AZTECAZO now

What part of Haiti are you guys from ?

Miami here

Why is Copa Oro so based lads?

>American
>white

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Worked for Brian Urlacher

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Pizza Mud

>lads Mexico will lose against CR
If this happens imma false flag as a chicano and flood Yea Forums with threads, I'm thinking I can get over 1k (You)'s.

meme magik

#collage

Pizza Mudhut

Cd Juarez

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The Guait part

No, just go for the Carlos Boozer instead

based

Fuck jannies

Red Cross tent near collapsed school

Our meme team is next

based, you must be from the North

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complete meme magic costa rica

based Ticos

>tfw no ginger gf de Canada(de football flag)

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never doubted Haiti for a minute

Man, I miss that place. Drinking age being 18, we used to go to the clubs there. Fuck El Paso, though.

Reminder

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>666
G-guys

rate
leal
campbell
george

digits and cr wins

mexicans are mean but i want them to beat costa rica so they can also beat america :3

What a cuck

>satanic trips

confirmed Haiti vs Costa Rica

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Yes, but mainly by ourselves

*rancherashit softly plays in the background*

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I miss him.

Moron

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fucking disgusting

¡Landón! ¡Que bien!

But I love you leaf.

Yeah, you can't really "tirar party" in a comfy way with all those meme laws than cuck the shit out of your night

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Where were you when leaf was kill?

I was at home eating smegma butter when pjotr call

>Leaf is kill

>no

based

Landon is suck a goober

Typical Burger cuck

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youtubemultiplier.com/5d180da9a4ac1-day-of-the-rake-tonight.php

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For me, it's Tiburon

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Houston numbers
>fuckload of mexicans
> 1 million honduruans
> 1000 ticos
wow, pls spee someone call la migra on those guys

C R I N G E

I was at home drinking Corona Familiar and unironically listening Ricky Martin

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At this point, I just want an actual Haitian to post here if you can.

You did better than previous editions.

You and us, we are brothers in choking. Fuck JEW-SA.

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who /abm/ here?

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based
we have Haitians in Tijuana, pls report, my negrito frend

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I don't think an haitian will appear here
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/country/ht/
>12 dic 2018

te amo cabron :3

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[Corrido playing in the distance]
Let's do this. ¡Viva Mexico!

delet this ese

Hnnng based Lauren

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>not responding when 14 of your civilians were killed
What a cucked country we are

So is Mex vs CR gonna get it's own thread or are we posting here ?

GO MEXICO!

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who /CHIcanaGf/ here?

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we do whatever the fuck we want, copa oro run this board now

it's own thread I suppose, let me do it... if none is making it already, pls say it

do it

THE TERRORIZER OF TACOS

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...

game thread

Atuna is a faggot

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Based and oropilled

>tfw no firey, but loving chicana waifu

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pls no bully

Next is for the My little sawker USA team to get btfo. Hopefully Pulisic gets an injury during training before the game.

Will Mexico fall prey to the most dangerous lead? Or will they play smart and get a cheeky 1-0 at 90+?

who /caliclassico/ here?

He is of Syrian decent. There are a lot of them,and they have been there since my dad lived in Haiti till 1969. There are also Italians and Polish.

>Oviedo still plays for Sunderland even after the two consecutive relegations

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>No JR&SB till monday
Monday's show will be great.

All women get fat as they age

>That bullshit penalty call
Still preferable to VAR

>it was 2-0

I know that feel bro
>tfw it was 1-0

IT'S HAPPENING LADS

Tata you absolute retard

>los argentinos no ganan nada
>hire an argenchino
LMAO @ MEMEXICO

>mfw I used to have a haitiana gf

>penalties to define the winner
At this point we're as much of a meme as the sudacas, thanks a lot mexico and costa rica.

how was her mud cakes?

>these teams
>good
LMAO we're winning our 7th Copa Oro.

meh, it wasn't a semen slurping 0-0 and at least there's extra time

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>BASED OCHOA SAVING OUR PRIDE AGUILA
I would've never lived it down against my CHIvas co-workers if we would've lost cause of an Americanista.

/r/ing both instances of Tata getting a yellow card for the #collage before going to sleep.

BASED

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we were so close ticobros...

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You fucking stupid faggot Costa Ricans, I hope Nicaragua annexes your whole shithole country
Not like any of you little pussies would fight back
See you in the semis Mexico

>Tata wont be at the game against Haiti
we are fucked bros

how much you lose pal?

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>amerimutt getting cocky
Tamales and Tacos

We're not facing them in the semis you motherfucking idiot

>tf
lmao eat shit chicANO, you don't have any right to shitalk of any country when you live illegally in the US

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>See you in the semis
>being Haitian

t. byproduct of Spanish-Amerindian rapebabies

LOL

I've just had too many and was rooting for you
CHI
Yeah like I said I had too many, sounds like you have too
Bruh I'm no CHI, just disappointed. That may have been your B team but that was barely Mexico's C
I fucked up la, I deserved these (You)'s

>BASED
Yep, instead imma bantz them cause Tata didn't let Pissarro take a pen.

remember to post their reaction at work, but I supoose they will act like nothing happened, because I know the usual mind of CHIvistas

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TICOS DECIME QUE SE SIENTE
SOMETHING SOMETHING
OCHOA ES MEJOR QUE NALGAS

>Me watching the game
>boring extra time as fuck
>i went on my computer trying to upload a video on Youtube
>Penalties time
>i got on the TV late
>Mexico already missed one penalty
>I sat on my Sofa to watch the game
>Costa Rica misses one penalty
>Just at the moment i sat
>Mexico ends up winning the game
>Mfw i realized they we're waiting for my return to win the game.

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>>Me watching the game
>>boring extra time as fuck
>>Penalties time
>sister walks by in her underwear
>smack her ass
>OCHOA blocks the pen
You're welcome mejicANOs

Roll Tide

same but me going for beers and finding Haiti winning 3-2 on Leaves

>dudes wants to record a new podcast
>drunk as fuck and I edit the shit

I suppose they must wait this time kek

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Wait, wait, wait. I like trollers, but that has to be the weakest criticism. Sure, say they are a shithole due to a terrible government but, have you seen the detail in the flag? You would not be able to see any of that if there was just red and blue.

USA wins tomorrow

I hope we get to see some red cards and cheap ass fouls tomorrow in the Panama game

why?

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Because I find those type of games entertaining

>Costa Rica in charge of not choking

ONE JOB. YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

the normalfag memes are pretty good ngl

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>satanic quads

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oh shi-

unironically batter than the semen slurping copa america games

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EL ÚNICO HATIANO QUE HABIA EN EL ÁREA

This, pura vida

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6'0. anyone telling you something less is a fucking sub 6 manlet themselves

why memetosas take out brayan and le soup man

my body is ready

well, now that we are out of the GC, who will watch us in the CNL in september?
we will play against haiti and curaçao

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they were too tired, fun fact bryan played most time in this game than all the previous 3 games combined

Tijuana here

(((WELLS FARGO)))

Of course your second team will be MEX$$$ICO

>we will play against haiti and curaçao
f

if we get relegated Matosas is OUT

I'm so fucking done with our federation we hired our god damn WOMENS coach

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me

>banana farmer cup

DESEARÍA ESTAR EN RUSIA
EL MAR NO ES UN LUGAR PARA MI
DESEO ESTAR EN RUSIA
ESE ES MI HOGAR, OH NO
DENTRO DE MI CORAZON SIEMPRE SERÉ DE RUSIA
YO QUIERO IR A KAZAN, A MOSCÚ, A SOCHI.

QUISIERA DESPERTAR EN RUSIA
EXTRAÑO ESOS AMPLIO JUEGOS
EXTENSOS ESTADIOS
PORTERIAS Y BALONES, OH SI
CUANDO ESTOY LEJOS DE RUSIA
LO ÚNICO QUE QUIERO ES LLORAR
OLERIIIIIOH OLERIIIII OH Y OLERIIIIII
YO QUIERO IR A RUSIA, A RUSIA, A RUSIAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=lha-oBcduxs

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Mesero, deme unos tacos al estilo ruso

tacos.... sin chile :)

>I'm so fucking done with our federation we hired our god damn WOMENS coach
Holy shit seriously, jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

We really blew a 2-0 lead to Haiti lmao

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Kek

For me, its Curaçao.

Highlights time :)
Ayiti 3-2 >Leafs
youtube.com/watch?v=wIUGrLcccUY

Mexico 1(5)-(4)1 Costa Rica
youtube.com/watch?v=--rdXH0SaYA

Damn Canada sucks and Haiti took advantage of that

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>#5 on trending
oh god make it stop

>semen slurping cup

>People other days
Haiti? where the fuck is that?

>People after Canada defeat
OMG

>Honduras
they're so ded
>USA and The leaf
meme potential
>CostaRica
OH NO NO NO NO

>Martinique will unironically win their group

I thought Canada was a stronger side in CONCACAF?

>that costa rica group
oh lawd

Nah they’ve always been terrible. There was hope that this generation was a golden one and would lead them to greatness but they got cocky and understimated based L’Haiti

their offense isn't bad but holy fuck that defense is TERRIBLE
watch the mex-can highlight and then last night game and you would see all the goals against them were mostly preventable and happen because of def fucking up instead of opponent team being ultra brilliant

i mean look at this shit, youtu.be/wIUGrLcccUY?t=70

>Haiti
Soul
>Canada
Souless

Not to mention their 3-braincells GK

The team's offense is pretty solid, but my god the defense is putrid, and I always get nervous when the other team gets the ball into >our half. The goalie's all right, but brainfarts like the one yesterday are inexcusable.

I don't know whether the coach is to blame for choosing the defense or whether this is the best we have, but it's not a case for optimism.

God damn it 2019 Canada why can't you be like 2002 Canada

youtu.be/2APlk0-53HY?t=66

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We fired our manager who had us finally playing well to give the job to our womens coach who has 0 mens professional coaching experience.

On paper we should be one of the stronger nations in CONCACAF but we ALWAYS fuck up.

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>Canada
>good at an actual sport and not some meme wh*Te “people” hobby played during Winter Olympics

>On paper we should be one of the stronger nations in CONCACAF
You are. JUST FIX YOUR FUCKING DEFENSE.

And please rape USA in the league of nations.

English commentary unironically has no soul

The most dangerous lead

The fox English commentary is better, but I like the concacaf guy's voice

Actual question, guys The prize money, what exactly do the FAs do with it? Is it just big ass bonus checks for the coach, staff, and team? Is it redistributed to their leagues 1st division clubs? What

>Prize money? What are you talking about?
>Yeah, I haven't seen any. You must be confused.

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IT depends on the FA. For bigger nations like the US and Mexico they are literally peanuts and they give them to the players as prize trying to motivate them.
For smaller ones they """""supposedly"""""" build fields and infrastructure. Sometimes they save it for the travel expenses. But we all know the caribeans and some central americans just rob it

Too many wogs

this aged poorly. kys.

Last night game unironically excited me

Raul Jimenez has been kind of underwhelming

Who?

Alphonso Davies has been kind of underwhelming

How's the CIA-agent-led-continent cup going?

Arriba Bravos!

Get fucked
Nigger

Bump this shit out

SOUL #collage

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Can we deport that entire stadium?

Raul Jimenez has been by far the best player of the tournament

So has Pulishit tBh

Mexican soccer "fans" are the worst

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Mexilad who makes the photoshop edits, can I get the one with all the /oro/ champions?

NEW
NEW
NEW

kek true

Wait...this isn't beer

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