OFFICIAL UFC MINNEAPOLIS GAMETHREAD #2
Other urls found in this thread:
crackstreams.com
ripple.is
dubs.cc
sportstream.to
givemereddit.stream
arsesaworldgist.com
daddylive.live
sedsports.com
socolive.xyz
fashin786.com
homosports.xyz
strims.world
soccershows.xyz
toxicpatat.com
corenko.world
sportstreamshd.com
streamhd247.live
soccerjumbotv2.me
cricket.streams100.com
youtu.be
i.4cdn.org
archive.4plebs.org
twitter.com
Be honest: Do you like Dana White?
crackstreams.com
ripple.is
dubs.cc
sportstream.to
givemereddit.stream
arsesaworldgist.com
daddylive.live
sedsports.com
socolive.xyz
fashin786.com
homosports.xyz
strims.world
soccershows.xyz
toxicpatat.com
corenko.world
sportstreamshd.com
streamhd247.live
soccerjumbotv2.me
cricket.streams100.com
No
post watches
i like him
First for Dern's baby being white and bred by a white man.
kek
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Romantically, no. But he seems like a cool dude to hang out with.
>the power of Ubuntu
Closed-sourcefags btfo
I'd like to smash his head with a rock until it caved, if that counts.
fuck off Schaub
>tfw not getting any juicy lucy
He looks Samoan almost.
is P3 basically Lunchables for adults?
Conceive, Believe, Achieve.
Based.
Literally looks so dank bros...
Yes but i would HATE to have to deal with him
The sheer ham of this picture
2/7 on my parlay
No, UFC is so shit they're now sponsored by a PS2 game
i would fuck her in the ass, does she have porn?
p3 is based
All my streams just went down, anybody else?
Yoel finna heem this fool
FUCK MY STREAM GOT HEEMED LADS AND LADETTES
Both fighters lost there last two fights, loser will probably be axed
Fucking hate this sport. Have to sit through a bunch of shit fights and I already know I’ll fall asleep before any fight I care about
lose weight
Who the fuck wears oven mits while flexing their watch?
strangest Olivi interlude yet
Getting hungey
beg me
>get pregged by superior DNA'd white man
>get fucked by superior Big Brazilian Cock
>Her white baby will grow up with a high test male father figure
Is Dern, dare i say, Based?
respect bruva
Who /watchingonESPN/ here?
Feels weird to actually watch on a TV instead of on a computer screen
You know what's not strange? My boner when I see her tight skirt
My stream is dead as shit.
>tfw been feeling self conscious about my weight and olivi sets up right next to you while you have a non light beer and unflattering clothing on
the espn+ shit is fucking retarded lmao they should be having these cards on tv all the time
Based Dana burying soccer
Haters can't afford my watches. Typical.
Imagine the braps
HEY MICHELIN BRO HOW U DOIN
Who's this dumb cunt and why do I care?
OMFG I LOVE THIS SONG
>being fat in 2019
c'mon bruh
Aren't fat people usually poor?
They're ridiculous but I love those things
Battle of the flushed
I got my money on Gordon though
>has issues with crack, heroin
>last overdose 4 years ago
LMAO he fucking state of these fighters.
so scroll up and click on another
Any heems so far lads? Any spice?
>This is actually anatomically correct
dis nigga a crackhead wtf
lmao where are your knuckles
HERE I GO..
Now this is a walkout song
>its a fighter is a "former" addict episode
if they're fat then they have enough money to buy A LOT of food brainlet, how are they poor?
Got fat from eating all the pussy
I don't have one
Former future Champx4
Did people just clap for Herb Dean?
why in the fuck would you make this shitty thread...i really hate you monkeys
Addicts make the best athletes. Nothing will ever compare to literal crackheads playing in the NBA while high in the 80s and 90s
Tell us about kalakukko finn, is it tasty
Name ONE good mma fight
Mickey Ward walked into this song for Ward-Gatti 1
post new pic with "/heem/"
Summer faggots, lurk moar before posting.
can someone make a better thread with the list of fighter...this fukken piece of shit is stupid
Arianny needs to retire. She's a wreck
Poor people don't have to pay for their food in America, dipshit retard.
literally can't
Matt Brown was a junkie
Lungiambula's post fight speech for those who missed it
i.4cdn.org
so that's why you're all fat lmao
3pc and a soda
i'm not finished.
was that before or after he heemed CM Punk?
need more webms of the crowd, my friendo is there
Agreed. All that sheikh poop is taking a toll on her.
and he was literally unheemable. got clean, gets heemed twice in a row. coincidence?
Sorry i got banned from reddit
Hurry up
he is a surfer, meaning he spends most of his day on the beach, thus his color
Lmao
Morning brehs. Still taking picks, pick bro?
Stream @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Basedstream com
Basedstream com
Basedstream com
bro this crowd be loud af, it's scaring the fuck out of me lol
what time will main event be? fuck watching this asscard
SPICE
feels like the audio is fucked up
good fight
this card sucks 2 be honest
close but not him
thanks user, keep em coming pls
kek, you oughta make a big long edit of all of these and throw it up on streamable
After you go to bed
1 bong 12 bings
Proper fight
which one is the drug addict?
yep, but not as screaming as the bogan crowd at fight night 142, or maybe they just forgot to filter that fight
Minnesota is loud as fuck
I'm looking into additional info that suggest that he is unlikely to be the father.
But yeah for sure they totally look like each other
>not
this card has had one boring fight out of 3 so far you whiny faggots
it's definitely fucked up, this shit is annoying as fuck tho
*raises hand*
But I’m getting alcoheemed upstairs so I’m watching on my phone.
ogre
I prefer ONE
Is this there i say it, the best crowd ever?
I'm wondering if this card is gonna be worth making a frozen pizza for.
Is it considered rape if he went for a sniff?
Does heroin make you better at winning the story of the fight? Should MMAs be banned from winning stories if they've tested positive for hardcore degenerative drugs?
How is it even possible to lose your position so badly
This is the heemster that wasnt hyped about attending live all week. Look at our boy now. Have fun buddeh.
that's a good fight lads, Monet is bringing it
Is Bisbing retarded from fighting or is everyone in the UK like him?
lmao
It sounds like they keep cutting the mics, maybe they're protecting our virgin ears from offensive language
>he makes his own frozen pizzas
He is also a manlet
MANLETS OF THE WORLD, UNITE
a manlet got to fuck and creampie Dern pussay
you have to understand that we're all mixed, even this guy might have some white blood, my cousin is slightly "whiter" than this guy and he had a son with a white woman and his son is totally white
You'll appreciate what you get.
Not Dan
Khabib would easily beat both these fighters. Tony would lose to either
do it
wish i had a DiGiorno© desu
what could it be bros?
>being this close to glory
I think I'd go full mount into her guard then just penetrate tbqhmg
shit bait
Gordon finna get TKO'd in the last 90 seconds
Based Babalu
ewww, stop being weird.
Stipioc popped and jones is replacing him
WWE debut
POST YOUR SLIPS
>tatoos on the ass
some espn shit
Moret is a brainlet going for that choke and giving up position
lol checked
>he has some white blood
>So his baby somehow is whiter than his white girlfriend
that's not how it works silva
>Trevor Wittman on the mic
i'm out
whos this bitch
fuck off you stupid fukken faggot...stop making thread you retards
Get your quads in my guard.
Why does this guy stay in the guard? He's losing the fight
hue monkey mother
brainlet
His wife is preggers?
He has an ESPN show where he analyses things now
"Detail" from the mind of Daniel Cormier
what a nigger
whoa!
He doesn't understand shit. He is too overwhelmed with ideas of submissions
something needs to be done about this gay wrestling bs
Reminder that brazilian dykes are literally unbeatable (unless fighting another brazilian dyke)
boooooo
this is a little much renan
Who gives a shit
based
stfu I cba to stay up all night if I only care about one fight.
not the main card friend, the main event.
also all the straight brazilian girls suck
ie Claudia, Dern
This crowd is super loud. Is Roman Reigns fighting?
crowd is pretty hype
I can confirm Dan is a legit brown belt, but pulling for that guillotine was retarded
29-28 Gordon
my new wife
29-28 Gordon
no one...just moar bs about wrestling taking over mma
That was the worse gay porn I've ever seen. And I didn't even like the other stuff.
30-27 x 2
What fight did they see?
gonna skip the crackhead speech and make a sandwich
3/7 on my parlay
>lose leg fighting for Israel
>whore out your story to sell shitty mexican beer
Only in america
fuck american sports.
Is Flash Gordon the smackhead?
Will he just start shooting up now?
>listening to amanda nunes speak
Gonna be a no from me, dawg.
BASED CRACKHEAD
God fuck this guy shut the fuck up
While waiting for the next fight; favourite Schaub joke?
Based junkie
huh, I didn't know you could shoot cocaine
This guy makes me want to take crack, smack and cocaine. Fuck it and fuck this card, I'm going out.
His biggest mistake was that triangle choke attempt where he started to squeeze to early. I don't deny his grappling skills but he is too obsessed with fighting from his back
Who here is an /addict/? Just be a UFC fighter bro
>shooting cocain in Queens motor inn
How many hours til maia fight? Might take a nap
>brb using UFC as a platform
Coke is amazing
what the fuck
it's
ya
BOY
Didn't know you could shoot cocaine.
dos Santos
Formiga
Martin
Roberts
Dober
Craig
Eh, not how he usually grapples DESU. Missed that bit cause food was at the door.
Donald "Midlife Crisis" Cerrone
Anders is such a can.
Nigganou
Formiga
Maia
Roberts
Reyes
Craig
Is high-functioning alcoholism a big vice these days?
I know some people mix it with their heroin
Kevin Love and JJ Reddick turned down chances to play to be fair
Anders is based but he's just not good enough
why is he at lhw again?
>he made it
Does that mean that we can all make it?
P3 givescowboy the energy he needs
anders looks gassed already
God, remember how much hype Eryk Anders came in to the UFC with? Rogan was practically salivating over the thought of Anders' BBC breeding his wife.
Dude he is fighting is worse if Anders is closing -300
First off I’d like to say fuck god. Which one of you whores is gonna let me snort a line off you later?
Ya Boi finna dab on some fool
I'd dedicate my win to the gamers in the crowd
This fucking guy, "there are definitely people in here who have an addiction problem". Way to shit on them after beating their guy, what a savage. Then again they did cheer the moment he mentioned cocaine & heroine so maybe he's onto something. Hopefully not more cocaine & heroine.
imagine if megan olivi had those tits
Moret skipped the class where they taught position dominance
>high-functioning
For you.
its not recommended but yeah you can shoot it snort it eat it and/or smoke it
>t.former coke user
Does Megan Olivi fuck WMMA fighters as well?
Based
why do they still call her "megan olivi" she's married now and should be "benividez"
Updated odds. Not much movement - line moved towards Dober some and a little to JDS.
she's a feminist
Why isn't it recomendded?
Ngannou
Benavidez
Rocco
Pichel
Marco Polo
Minifields
Based and rise-up pilled
Ngannou
Benavidez
Martin
Pichel
Reyes
Menifield
She'd have to wear a backpack full of rocks to keep from tipping over
>tfw wanted to invite a girl from the gym to watch UFC with me but hesitated and didn't pull the trigger when I was talking with her yesterday
it's over lads, i'm probably not gonna get another shot.
Anders is decent, he’s had a lot of tough matchups and got robbed vs machida
Mamute was a big underdog on this one. Easy money
based sassy black woman.
based
Anders was robbed in the Roundtree fight
>tf
>tp
he doesn't know
Why is she even working tonight, it's a clare conflict of interest. She should pay a penalty or some sort. Humming my balls though the main card sounds fair.
He tells jokes?
losing to elias is a peach
play it low key and she may ask you out
If you don't pull the trigger she will never pull your trigger if you know what i'm saying..
>Moreira gets the jobber entrance
it's over put the house on Anders
>goodgoy.jpg
>orc face
I lost
KNOCK THIS WRESTLEFUCKER OUT
>not getting gacked via saline enema
Extremely low class
>He thinks he'd stand a chance once she saw Ngannou
Ya Boy's time to shine
EEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
hivemind bro
I bet Megan loses some attraction to her husband every time he loses. I can just imagine her watching him get BTFO and she just starts getting hot and heavy for the CHAD that is asserting dominance over her husband.
YA BOI finna get dabbed on
>tfw just ate an entire sleeve of chips a hoy
Just quote Smif after fight speech to her and she will give you another chance
>rifles tattoo
>jiu jitsu style
lmao
The midwest is a big fan of heems but I didn’t know the minny was so down.
Like him or love him, Elias is a win machine
A modern-day renaissance man, Schaub is a former footballer, retired MMA fighter and current podcast host. Now, he adds another achievement to his resume. He takes to the stage to tell his tales in his first-ever stand-up comedy special.
Moreira is the sloppiest stiffest striker ive ever seen
Where we see a fight, she basically sees two erect penises grinding against one another for 3 rounds. Her seat is drenched by the finish.
based arianny booer
Eryk "Ya Bum" Canders
Is it just me or is Anders on every single card?
based
Why hasn’t Megan had babies yet, she’s already way past peak fertility
Eryk Anders always become my boy again whenever Bruce buffet announces him, but then he loses and breaks our boyhood contact™
did you say an entire sleeve?
YA BOI
>it's ok honey
>we can make it on my salary when you get cut
>HEEM
HEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEPY
YA BOI DOES IT AGAIN!
YA BOI DUN DABBED ON HIM
HEEEEEEEEEm
YA BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
ya boiiiiiiiii
>brazilian food
YA BOY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
DAT NIGGA DED
also stfu biscuck that was like 1 extra shot
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
what a terrible stoppage
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Moreira has absolutely no idea how to strike or defend himself on the feet. Terrifying to watch
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
God my stream is so behind
ded
HEEM SLEEPY
go for it next time lad. you should never be ashamed of being interested in a person. find the strength to be yourself in the face of rejection and the world will open for you.
BRUH THIS FUCKING CROWD LMAOOOOOOO
Ngannou
Formiga
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Craig
How would asmongold react to reading this thread?
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
v
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
v
HE'S HURT HE'S HURT STOP THE FIGHT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Based Bisping
What was the ref doing
>just lets him die
Early stoppage
based ref
Early stoppage
look jewish...they always play the victim
Nice "post" tripfag
Based ref
First time I’ve ever said late stoppage, based bald sadist ref
early stoppage
based ref
fuck braincells
i always lol at late stops
dumb ass ref
only if heem was a jew
Powerful heem. What the fuck does muskets have to do with jiu jitsu anyway?
Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Menifield
Did that other guy forget this was not a grappling match?
EARLY STOPPAGE WTF
HE WAS GOING FOR THE SINGLE LEG
gay hipster shit
we /cte/ now
>all around me are familiar faces
How disgraceful.
nerd deserved it for the DBZ tatoos
so cute japan uwu. you are so cute.
he took like 1 extra punch lol. biscuck, kikenik and feldshit just playing it up for espn
Whereabouts in Alabama are you lads from?
Bongsping and Felder are always bitching about the refs. It was a fine stoppage.
He reasserts his dominace by fucking her with his enormous beercan cock
Thanks. Missed it
dat nose is fukken huge
that's embarrassing
>begging for the performance bonus
dana you cheap shitter
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Not even Ben Askren:
Ref: He's not out
Jds
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Marco polo
Meinfeld
Based Ref
wow early stoppage
AHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HUNGOVER FROM LAST NIGHT ITS 8PM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eryk Anders vs Deontay Wilder is the fight to make.
They’re showing the fighters’ eyes above the video board and it’s freaking me out
>denmark card
100 dollars for the nosebleed seats. fucking gay.
probably eryk anders will headline
Lol this is the type of characters Nick Saban recruits at BAMA
cringe zoomer comedy
what? eryk anders is on a losing streak, Grats to the burger that bet on ngannou/anders parlay, basically won 2k kek.
thoughts on my picks?
nganou
benavidez
rocco got this
vinc
Reyes
Craig
Cringe meme desu
Don't you have discussion threads on Reddit?
Cte doesn’t exist, it’s a Jew subversion meme to destroy sports
Buffer shit posting on /heem/ and missed the KO
Drink some dang ol water man
want to hook there big guy?
Stop posting on /heem/ and enjoy yourself user
>drinking alcohol
How spicy was that heem in person?
Only one way to rid yourself of a hangover, start drinking.
Back to 9gag
Buffer is texting Gordon if he knows any good coke hookups
God shut up
First of all how dare you
why does ufc have so much downtime between fights. bellator is rapid action
Masterful bait
holy fuck look at that ass
t. merchant
"no"
>Coral picked Ngannou
It's a cartoon
I’m posting inbetween fights only because there’s nothing else to do.
Very spicy
Remember when Eryk Anders knocked out Vinicious Moreira?
Who did twitchy pick tho?
>can't take a guy down
>just stand in front of him with hands down looking away
UFC's deep talent pool everybody
Are these the best minds for the sport B?
Moreira has bum written all over his face lmao, what a turbo can
i'm not going. Maybe next time they come here
>in 2043
suzukigun4life
listen we geeeeeeeeedit
Alabama is pretty kino, the white areas of Birmingham and Biloxi are nice, and the rural niggers are based
Who's going to win the walk out in this next battle?
3 black commentators?
wtf is this ooga booga garbage
Can you see anyone in person? Commentary table? megan? (How does she smell?) Turn around and look up and shout MARTY at kamaru
Usman is even better than Tyquil at analysis
i honestly don't know how the fuck did Dana sign this guy, literally amateur level mma
It applies to all of us, lad.
he is MW cowboy
analysts* settle down supot
Pico and Northcutt prove that CTE too early ruins your career so when is the sweet spot to achieve Diaz status?
JDS
What if Karyn suffocated you with her thighs, haha wouldn't that be weird
based Yuf-c giving Anders a win
Hey pussy are you still there?
What if there was an Asian guy called Jamal, could you imagine that?
Woah we geddit y'aren't racist we geddit
listen up pussy...dont fukken make another thread or else
yeah i put it on mute. if they're gonna have a black crew at least have my boy twood up there, he can at least speak coherently
yeah he fights pretty often
Will Albini wear the nappy tonight when getting beat?
Remember to buy your Donal Cerrone™ presents P3™ Portable Protein Snack™ goyim
Perhaps this joke is only funny if you live in or have lived in Southern California, or SoCal as we call it.
>and her thighs is smeared with bull cum
is that a tranny in the middle of the two homos
It's a shame about the face, hairline and skin color
Commentary table is easy to see
i'm worried for yunior lads
she's old enough to be your mother.
Why does dana hate tyron so much? He's now even got cucked out of his outside-heeming job by Kamaru
woodley is a dick sucker for sure
They both follow rigid schedules dumfk
so titillating.
Cigano
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Reyes
Field
What if ngannou was called francis chingchong wouldnt that be hilarious lol
Does JDS train in Black House, San Diego?
Have you drunk a Modelo™ whilst watching Bright™ yet user?
We’re at 400 posts you jungle savage
Yell out "PEPE"
Honestly, listening to Fight Companion is more fun than having Joe and DC autistic babbling
Rogan should retire and do Fight Companions with Schaub on every single ufc event
>yfw my mom is 75
cazzie
Megan smells like heaven after three weeks camping no shower
Go sneak up behind anik and heem him for me
Insert on Bisbing
oops hehehe
No.
Cigano's my boy, i just wish they hadn't given him magumbo.
roaring
Speak English faggot
would really prefer jds win this fight
I like Anik
jiu jitsu lads, when did you start to understand Portuguese?
pls kill Jon Anik
honestly that would be pretty funny
dont speak to me or my newson ever again
Take a picture of Olivi if you see her
get on with the fucking fights you bald prick
He stole that bit from Impractical Jokers, he stole multiple bits from them in there but just reversed certain things and delivered it horribly
Was Schaub's Jamal joke actually dicey?
what if she tooted haha, hot pepperoni farts from deep within
I thought Slob was a honorary black
"Journey" what the fuck
it made w-w-waves b
Really like Ramos although I worry they signed him to the UFC too early.
Ngannou has way better memes and potentially ends DCs life
>tfw ywn be american, own a house with actual stairs and grill with lowes in your backyard
>not wanting to see ngannou vs dc
Anyone want to share a stream?
Newson gets the win.
Fuck Schaub
The euro guy is cuter tho
>pisses on floor
Lick it up DOG
Midget weightclasses are bantamweight and below.
>5'6
>5'5
Who else here has never spent any money on UFC PPVs ever?
>5'6"
>Implying there’s any 25yo yuropeen who lives with roommates and not his parents
We did this last time as well haha.
archive.4plebs.org
me
I like him, but I don’t LIKE like him.
right here
Imagine being such an autist you remember
stairs are overrated tbqh, ranch homes ftw
This nigga look like Thiago Santos’ Mini-Me.
Could you defeat Ngannou if you were armed with a baseball bat anons, be honest?
Die of preventable disease
Yeah, imagine being mean.
what kind of name is Journey Newson?
>using a bastardisation of the Queen's English
Give me your postcode, these trainers will stamp you into the pavement cunt
hahanice
>bisbong fell for the leg kick meme
How many fights have gone from standing -> immediate top mount?
I think all but maybe one tonight
Why would I? Who here actually pays for any media?
Gurney Nuisance
you're the best poster in this shithole, never change.
>be american
>get shot
who?
but ahhhhh...
There is maybe 10 talented fighters in all of UFC, thoughts?
I'd definitely take a good crack at it I'll tell ya that
Ramos is taller, or Newson is shorter than that desu
Hopefully Ramos gets heemed. He looks like a cutbabby
MANLET UPRISING
There's only one of FERGUSON
Thank you for your service
both
*holds your forehead* settle down there, little guy.
anik chuckling everytime bisping talks
Give me one reason why Chael Sonnen is not the UFC commentator except the UFC being brainlets
Name 1 (ONE) single fighter
because it goes right into your blood increasing overdose chances
whoop-see-do
dat kick in the end
Ramos is fighting like someone spamming special moves on EA ufc
very loud horn
your mom
because he called out Dana on bullshit? was it the rebok deal?
imagine being dumb enough to use cocaine
> haha, hollywood told me this is like hella cool and fun and safe
>be cut babby range/height abuser
>get heemed by manlet fighting on short notice
absolute state of lanklets
what the fuck is clamato
...
name 5 fighters who suck cock.
who da fook measures these fighters
>TFW too casual to know the relationship status of my favorite fighters
i took a nap after the two nigs fought,did i miss anything good?
link the stream lads
I’m an alcoholic and I can keep a job. Seems like the drinking culture of 20 somethings is going strong though.
scroll to top
Did Jose Aldo get a sex change?
sorry...
this is why you dont let a hue monkey make a thread...
That was a spicy main prelim lads. I enjoyed it.
What're you drinking? Coffee and bourbon here.
im drinking water