/merky/ - The thread formerly known as /trans/ edition

Shan't be doing any of that until Liverpool sign mbapper.

What openener did you use to get the chat going?

That's just arsenal panic buying again. Other teams just take advantage of their desperation.

>Ramsey
>Rabiot
>Pogba

Are Juventus just collecting central midfielders now?

Don't get too big for your boots now

>ayup chuff nut fancy a bit of fun

Fuck off Lawell you fat oaf. Stop signing shit players

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>name is matt targett
>is a transfer target

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Hope you're enjoying the weather more than me la

Just got done playing d&d how many transfers did I miss lads

Maybe he's just not ugly like you?

>104 goals in one appearance
Scottish league is a joke

Not if no one buys him for that price.

>Ireland youth team player
>Born in England
every time

Well, that was clearly their weakness last season.

Maybe he is better looking, and if that's the case I'm happy for him

>check wiki page
>it’s real
those darn wacky scots at it again I see xD, those loveable scoundrels

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but scousers say liverpool isn't england

Watch Canada v Haiti

Do you think any of them actually passed their Geography GCSEs?

of course not

>Ausenal Fan TV, in Missouri- Troopz, what are you doing with that gun?
>...I'm tired, Robbie

And the English think scousers aren't people

based

Why aren't Liverpool signing more players? Is Klopp still on vacation? >we need a few ball-playing midfielders. I can't imagine this excessive reliance on fullbacks to work beyond a couple of seasons.

it too hot lads. i tried playing some vidya on my pc and it crashed and spazzed out. this weather needs to go.

There’s young people across the street having fun lads im shoot boiling

What? What 'panic buying'? What 'panic buying' has Arsenal done recently? They have £40m to spend this summer, they're not gonna spend £100m on Zaha. They have half a dozen other winger targets.

>gf falls asleep within 3/4 mins every night once we decide to sleep. Snores loud as fuck

I end up just getting out of bed and giving up trying to sleep every night. Fuck this shit

>people have come into this thread
>/merky/
Dutchanon, please stop fucking around, just put /trans/ so people can find it easier in the catalogue.

Get over it. Change is good sometimes

Record it and tell her. If you tell her without it, she'll likely say she doesn't. You need to then offer he assistance if you like her. Snoring can ruin relationships. You can buy Snore strips to try and help.

This.

Why are people linking Zaha to Arsenal? Arsenal have literally said they have 40m.

They can’t sign Zaha even if they wanted to

I have told her and she has the strips. Doesn’t do shit

Why can some people sleep easy and others can’t. Really one of life’s biggest injustices

>Kate Tempest at Glasto

The fuck is this gay ass shit.

It's literally still in the subject field m8, what are you even complaining about

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Have you tried watching ASMR slags

And on top of that Stormzy had a big performance last night, and Lukaku is all over the news with his supposed move to Inter

Maybe I'm super wrong, but I always though that you only snore when you lie on your back? Does she sleep on her back? If yes, she should instead sleep on her side/stomach. And it's not like you have to sleep in the same bed just because you're a couple.

Let Them Eat Chaos is a top album

Googled this. Not sure if this is what you meant. Please elaborate a little

Dont watch the slags watch the cute girls

She can snore on side back front. In any position. Try telling her it’s ok to sleep separately

>gay

Sleaford Mods this is a bit more like it

>Man Utd prepare stunning £50m bid for Aston Villa's McGinn (The Sun)
Why the fuck is Woodward letting Solskjaer spunk all this money away?

ate mouyes
luv ole
simple as

anyone else thinks this reads like when a bird wants attention and so posts some passive-aggressive nonsense on twitter?

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There are some football experts in italy who think depending 75M on fucking Lukaku is a great idea

>Aubameyang: £50m
>McGinn: £50m
What?

"Hi" usually works unless you're ugly

>go to Porto
>Entire city is full of swarthy individuals trying to sell me drugs

Where the fuck is Portoposter. Explain this shit.

He was trying to sell you drugs

>no Haiti vs Canada thread
Well, Canada is winning 2-1. Also why the fuck is Alphonso Davies being played as LB?

There is something seriously wrong with Hames

We're in /oro/

Also we have no good defenders

>no Haiti vs Canada thread

...

>the sun

Thanks lads. Missed it. As for good defenders, as I said before, steal Fikayo Tomori.

the same reason an 18 year old playing with under 10s plays in defence.
Yoy go lb, lm, cm, am, fw while dribbling the ball nutmegging all the kids

Drugs are decriminalised in Portugal. It’s pretty chill

But I thought drugs were bad mkay

Would if >we could, but as long as he has a chance to play for England, he'll stay with England. It's a similar situation to Hargreaves

I think you mean Lisbon

Juve don't want him, Madrid don't want him, Bayern don't want him, not even pl clubs

He's an average player who was signed purely based off of one amazing tournament.

If Newcastle get bought they’ll have him

have sex

You can have Tomori, he's complete shite.

>based off of
>off of
Just 'off'. 'off of' is grammatically superfluous.

It’s not only superfluous it’s pleb

have sex

Oh god Haiti came back
Cheers, I'll send him the invite

>grammatically superfluous.

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>Escapism by vicariously discussing club transfers is just as bad as any other forms of the disease. Step outside, talk, and achieve self actualization.

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It's a horrible Americanism. Same with 'laying down', no, you are 'lying down' and you 'lie down'.

It’s too hot in the bedroom lads

I'll be laying down your mum on my bed and taking her virginity you test tube mutant.

And I'll by laying you out mate. Square to fucking go.

Isn't it usually like X or R2 to go?

It's usually 'square to go' or 'square up' or some shit I dunno. I like 'square to fucking go, son' personally.

>Leafs lost to Earthquake FC
Christ Almighty. Down to Jamaica to win it for /are Liz/ then.

>a fucking leaf

Apparently Pakistan and Afghanistan had a brawl at the cricket yesterday. England need to beat India to have a hope to go through; which they won't.

Na square is usually like jump or some shit.

*squares up to you*
alright cunt?

any video?

This website is for sports m8

>A scottish call to fight after alternative means have been exhausted.
>Basically meaning me and you,let's square up and punch the shit out each other.
>When One's patience has been exhausted by the aggrevating assailant the cry goes up for a "SQUARE-GO!"

Apparently it is 'square-go'. or 'square-go-like'.

youtube.com/watch?v=MpjZUOdkS5Y
Yeah, some others and shit but this has good clips. Can't find any personal vids.

he's taking the piss out of you
[spoiler]lets fuckin av it lad[/spoiler]

FUCKING SEA YOU EN TEA. I'LL FOOKIN DO YA. You star' sam fakken shite with me, yeh? There'll be three fucking hits in that fight, right? Me hitting you, you hitting the floor and ambulance hitting 90.

Sit the FUCK down. Be humble. Know your place. Respect YOUR betters.

that feeling when you pull a hair off the tip of your knob

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there is a rumor saying that barcelona is interesting in Lautaro Martiez (inter) and are willing to pay €112m. I dont belive it but the rumor its out there

I won't fucking rest until I find out what's going on with tottenham. and then I gotta go to my pub and watch the preseason matches. it never ends. no chi, bru. even wearing a spurs chain right now because I'm pathetic and fell in love with a foreign sport.

Same but when I went to Lagos

what center backs are going to be starting for Man U and Arsenal come next season?

Lautaro is actually class, not just because of his goals this copa america, he actually seems to be a future world class player

Thank you based Francis, my boy eternal

morning lads

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I really really like grills

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W H E R E
A R E
T H E
T R A N S F E R S

de ligt and griezmann to united almost confirmed friend

Mbrappe to Liverpool soon

That's Stormzy, not Lukaku

keep em coming boys. I need a constant stream of tabloid bullshit into my eyes

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It's not you racist fuck. Do this look like fucking stormzy to you?

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Countinho and Suarez were given a tour of Carrington yesterday ahead of joining United on Monday. Countinho has withdrawn from the Brazil squad as a result.

>posting in /trans/ instead of going outside and living your life

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James is a good number 10 with underrated defensive work rate and is great in a high pressure system. He’d unironically be a great 10 for a Mourinho system, but there’s no teams like that in the market.

thoughts on this particular username, location and daily mail comment?

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I can’t believe City are actually holding out until July 1st to announce their signings cause of the fucking kit deal

presumably another ffp scam

Expecting rumours of Man Utd bid soon.

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seething

>expecting people to take advice from an anime poster

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what's been your club's best bosman signing lads?
difficult not to go for gary mcallister although looking at it objectively it probably is milner

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arsenal will sign someone this window

If the Daily Fail says it, it must be so.
And wipe your feet before you come in.

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Why did Man Utd sell Zaha?

Was banging Moyes’ daughter

lmao

Zaha and Moyes' daughter were in the closet making babies and Woodward saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.

Let's not go overboard here

Incredible how just a few posters can ruin this general beyond all recognition. Dutchfaggot is the biggest cancer of them all.

based stromzy

Fuchs or Albrighton.

>only got 40m
>still looks for players in their own league
is this just newspaper gossip being retarded or are Arsenal?

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxgqq

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No update on João Felix to atletico? I thought it was pretty much finalised.

>listening to stormzy
>ever
>even ironically
jej

Mocromaniac is much better desu

ignore that poster; he wants to be english so bad it's pathetic

They probably need Greaseman to Barca to go through first.

who are some "exciting" players?

Hot

kys

All the cute girls are outside!!!

>Weah sold to Lille
Wasn't he supposed to be a young GOAT, just like Kean? What happened to the lad?
Have PSG lost their minds?

PSG have good youth, but absolutely suck at integrating them into their team

>Liverpool close to agreeing new five year deal with Origi.
>five years
You what, Edwards?

Imagine waiting for 1 of the front 3 to be injured just to get a run of games.
Might as well get insanely rich from it.

He's barely a pro level footballer at everything besides his striker's touch ffs.

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why play youth when you can buy mercs

England are smashing it lads

On course for 350 id say

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Why is Glastonbury still a thing?
Fuck off already you cunts

>there's someone playing who hasn't even released their debut album
What a joke

yeah stop having fun

>Barcelona signing nerman and greaseman after de jong
wtf why do they always win?! WHY!?

Stop forcing your shit whiteoid festival on me

haha

Haha, love this gimmick

Jesus Christ /trans/. We are literally turning into trans people.

>stop liking things I don’t like
>stop saying mean things about me
>stop posting about irrelevant shit
>stop with the ABL posting

Just embrace the /trans/ and don’t take it personally

>"Manchester United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward told staff in an internal email that the club plans to add more "exciting" players this summer"
By "exciting" does he mean players who will work hard to win trophies or more niggers to dab and sell shoes to kids?

Lads. Am going to the Yankees Red Sox game at Olympic Stadium today.

like a razor blade

Big black cock to my gf's lips is imminent. just hashing out the particulars

I thought that was yesterday

>flag

doubt

weirdo

Why doubt?
2 days
Why do those things need to be mutually exclusive?

very very strange post

>doubting someone in the UK is going to an event in the UK

You love it lads
Will post a livestream of the reveal

>thinking anons actually go to sporting events

I went to all the Ajax home CL games last season

I go to watch my team most weeks. Am a rich user with a season ticket my parents just buy me every year regardless of whether I ask for it

The glazers have realised they can sign shit players with low wages and become a midtable team and make more profit than trying to be a top team with top expensive players

>low wages
haha

>midtable
They're top six

Nerman would be a mistake at that price.
Sell Coutinho if they can, he will be better elsewhere. Try to send Suarez to China, he's doesn't contribute anymore and his wage is ridiculous.
Get Eriksen (70m apparently) and Van De Beek to fix the midfield. Try to get Firminho. If Liverpool doesn't want to sell, then keep Suarez.
Defense is ok I guess. Get a back up for Alba.

>"California Clasico”
Wew next I'll see reports about my local div 6 team in MSM

Anything below 5 is midtable trash

How much does Suarez earn? A lot less than Messi I'd assume

Are they still after Rodrigo from Valencia?

shan't be doing any bit of this

All their new signings will earn much less than top players

Suarez £290,000
Messi 500k

Around 300k/w I think.

This is true.

1-5 = Top 5
6-10 = Higher midtable
11-15 = Lower midtable
16-17 = Lucky cunts
18-20 = Waste of oxygen

Forget Vd Beek, I forgot about De Jong.
(I'm not entirely sure he's better than Arthur, I really rate that guy)

suarez to city
jesus to barca
you make for a kino top of the table clash

say hi to baba

I'm probably going to check out my local non-league team next season

Hope we get an actual goal today

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hello where are the rumors

I don't really rate Jesus. Decent player but I don't see him become more than he is right now.

>Imperium
>Fascist
'No'

They just want you to fuck off so they can have swinger parties, or as they're known now, 'cuck parties'.

tfw /are Liz/ used to be the Queen of Uganda despite them being independent. Not now. Egypt are just dicks. But still ex-colonies. Can't really support Zimbabwe despite ex-colony. Shame.

Isn't the DRC a literal warzone? Why are they allowed to compete

My Madagascar boys will entertain you

How are the Imperium not fascist?

Fuck off he's a good player you got on the cheep because Bolton's management is currently fucked

>zaha is worth 100m

The world has gone insane

if we sign Bruno Fernandez I may actually get excited for this season

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They're specifically a mix of various things. They are not one thing. Every governmental type is mocked. Democracy is mocked as being utterly useless due to time and rules and regulations that can prevent X Y Z. Fascism is mocked because it ends up causing damage and weakens the position when logic would dictate not to do that. Communism is mocked under the guise that everything is for the Imperium and you're not a cog and cogs can be replaced the mantra of 'bullets are cheap, but humans are cheaper'. You have theocracy mocked for being corrupt and abusive (and the image says the imperium is a theocracy, it isn't, the head of the Adeptus Ministorium is part of the democratic High Lords of Terra like the others). So on, so forth. The entire setting is about mocking shit and how if you take a specific governmental form to the extreme you end up with these situations.

Anyway, /trans/!

>Tottenham could loan Jack Clarke back to Leeds for the coming season, according to reports in the Daily Mail.

>Paul Pogba will meet with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer this week to push through a move away from Manchester United, according to The Sun.

>Arsenal are expected to make a bid, according to Sky sources, but it’s unlikely they’d have the financial muscle to pay £100m.
They have the financial muscle, they just have an owner who uses 'muh FFP, spirit of the game' to avoid actually giving money to a club to buy players they need (not that £100m for Zaha is good even if they did have it).

Fuck you Perez just buy Eriksen already reee

You won't achieve anything till Mike Ashley is gone

Oh I'm a Man United fan not newcastle

feel for the Geordies though Mike is a vile cunt

could've mentioned that in your post instead of spongebob. also
>man u fan taking pity on anyone

>Ed Woodward insists Manchester United are working hard to sign more "exciting" players who fit the "long-term vision" of the club.

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Would be hilarious if the jew got rekt and eriksen just leaves on a free next year

>John McGinn
>Market Value: £5.85m
>United Bid: £50m
L e L

>caring about fluff

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he's barely worth 1/4 of that
China is the best bet for him

Sure as hell not in it for the forever dodgy, unbalanced and constantly having to be updated (when you've bought the book and thus need to print off pages of fixes) rules.

>not using battlescribe and the interwebs for that shit
Don't own any rule books or shit like that. Fuck them GW jews
also
>What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
been on a real curbstomping streak of late

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>Fuck them GW jews
Oh you're one of them.... Opinion of you plummeted.

One of what?
>Opinion of you plummeted.
Didn't think it could go any lower

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WHY WON'T BARCELONA GET HIM HE'S THE PLAYER THEY NEED WHY DON'T THEY REALISE THEY NEVER REPLACE INIESTA FUCK I'M MAD 70M FOR A PLAYER LIKE HIM IS CHEAP AS FUCK THESE DAYS

You use battlescribe, which is notoriously shitty, out of date, broken and poor formatting. You call GW 'Jews' yet still buy, talk and enjoy the setting. If you think they're Jews, stop playing. Stop talking about it. You think everything should be 'cheaper' but don't know anything about business, over heads, geopolitical situations that cause price rises and so on.

who is this lady

Jani do your job and clean this non trans talk shit up

Lad don't take me to seriously i'm mostly teasing because I don't care much about the fluff I just enjoy painting and playing.

natalia dyer i think

post rumours you lazy bastard

They don't want him. It's Pogba or nothing.

Had to go to the archive to find yesterday's post. What happened in the last 24 hours?

>tfw dwarf, human and orc blood bowl teams, huge eldar and imperial guard armies, decent size tyranid, space marine and orc armies, and nobody to play with

She is called Marlhy Murphy

CP have no reason to sell him.
Unless he goes on strike, he won't leave because he's clearly not worth that much money. He will leave this winter for 35m.
Dunno.
But yeah I really like Eriksen and I'm somehow sure he will flop at Madrid, and would thrive at Barcelona.

>nobody to play with
worst part of it

Are you ready for the

Lukaku - Icardi - Ben Yedder

Transfer triangle?

eriksen is overrated soft shit

>Ben Yedder
How does he fit in to this?
Lukaku->inter icardi->sevilla ben yedder->man u?

any news on the big tits to my face transfer?

1Since his debut Premier League season in 2013-14, Christian Eriksen ranks first in the competition for chances created (547), assists (60), goals from outside the box (22) and direct free-kick goals (7).

>manboobs to anons face imminent [bbc]

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Deal fell through but tranny arse is interested

>United are replace "24 year old" Lukaku with 28 year old Ben Yedder
literally not going to happen

I agree, especially with his Ajax background he would fit into Barcelona perfectly.

Griezzmann - Suarez - Messi
------------------ Eriksen
-------------De Jong - Rakitic

bs, these shops are everywhere

or just look online

reminder to VOTE
strawpoll.me/18228870
strawpoll.me/18228870
strawpoll.me/18228870
strawpoll.me/18228870

pookaku is 24? oh, meine seiten

he's 26

he is "26"

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the funny thing about this McGinn to Man Utd for £50M deal (if it's real)is that Hibs have a 15% sell on-fee, and St Mirren will get 1/3 of whatever Hibs get

so Hibs would get £5million, and St Mirren £2.5M, both of which would be record transfer fees received.

>McGinn
literal who tbqh

>complete no name
>from Hibernian
>for £50m
>to Man Utd
literally everything about this is bollocks

Fucking state of the Scottish league

More championship "English prospects" then

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From Villa
But yeah it's bollocks

>From Villa
the same Villa who offered £8m for Tuanzabe who was crucial to their promotion?
I hope they get flushed back down next season on these insults alone

McGinn's not good enough for a big club. he gets exposed at international level. have literally never seen him play well for Scotland

he's got no peripheral vision, runs about with his head staring at the ground

only 60 assists since 2013?
lmao
no surprise tottenham haven't won anything with him

>loan out player so he get play time
>he plays
>get offended when everyone ain't as retarded as woody when it comes to buying players

a RB with one good season went for £50m. Palace wanted £65m.
its all getting ridiculous yes but £8m for a CB is insulting

It's more than David Silva.

>(if it's real)
a lot of heavy lifting here

He was born in Belgium so not sure what you're getting at

Don't underestimate him

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Icardi - Juve

Ben Yedder - Man Utd

I forgot about Sevilla they signed some Israeli striker

Dabbur

Maybe man u shouldn't 1, told everyone they are willing to pay any price for a player. 2, pay redtard amounts to comfirm they are willing to do that
Do you think Tsuuuuunabae is worth 50m?

very true.
wonder how "completely real birth certificate" Joseph Minola (pictured at 17 years old) is doing in his professional career

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shit triangle lad doesn't even connect

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At the moment he's a good championship defender, but not even one of the best.
£8m is clearly a lowball but anything above £15m would be too expensive.

Who will PSG panic buy at the end of August after only Sarabia and Herrera join?

>we post underrated players
I start.

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theyre getting de ligt.

it's 10 assists per season, that's very poor
even dembelel has 14 this season and he missed half the games due to injury

They should try Nzonzi, he can't be that bad.
They don't really need anyone. I'd get Alderweireld if he truly has a release clause.

he wants a buyout clause which are illegal in france so no

Are you comparing a winger player with Messi to a playmaker who often plays in central midfield? Assists don't mean shit m8.
Like I said, that's more than David Silva, who's probably one of the best playmaker in PL history.

This rumor is linked to the rumor of them selling Obama's Yang.

ITS CONFIRMED

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>knife crime

the same david silva that was never considered for with the national team that won 2 euros and a wc without him?
yeah, he's shit too

You are a special kind of retard, aren't you?

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Except he scored in the 2012
final you massive retard.

>falling for such an obvious bait
lmao la's, step up your game or go back to derrit

WELCOME TO LIVERPOOL

Nice save user I'm sure they will believe you

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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting m8

thanks fren, my reflexes are still good

In the season or the league. Anons stat is about the league.
And 10 assists isnt poor. You probably know nothing about it and base your knowledge on hearing about top players having abnormally good seasons.

Messi doesnt even average 10 assists per season in the league.

>Manure fans complaining about transfer fees

Reap what you sow, faggots

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WTF HOW CAN SPURS PAY FOR HIM, NDOMBELE, GRIEZMANN, POGBA AND SEMEDO IN ONE WINDOW???

What is /merky/ listening to?

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Anyone else excited for Wilson's breakthrough PL season, lads?
Like a new signing.

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>Messi doesnt even average 10 assists per season in the league
he does in the same period, and more, while also being europe's top scorer and assister too

*sew

Carrie and Lowell

No

it's seeded

Game's over
No way India get 183 from 19 overs

you get more retarded every day

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This

>Memepiss De Pay

kek, forgot about this smug faggot. next hazard la'

its not too hot and is actually a nice temperature las

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This

>>Spurs are expected to complete a £60m deal for Lyon's 22-year-old French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. (Standard)
Christ

you're the worst posters in this thread.

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Indians on my street are absolutely pissed

>yfw they bump ms dhoni to 5 and he scores 100 from 40 balls

how many times are you refreshing sport websites daily to check on new transfer news ?
Never counted it but I think I do it at least 5 times per hour on average.

Just leave trans on auto-refresh la

never I just make'em up as I go

i just give mino a text when im bored

approximately zero, give or take none

>Anything worse than messi is poor
retard

He's sometimes absolute world class. Sometimes.

I ask my local transfer jewess once a week what the big moves were and will be

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based

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So where is the guy that said he didn't see Rabiot at Juventus despite all the informations sending him there?

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can't wait for the inevitable shitstom with Sarri

Sarri will be gone before rabiot. I give him 1 season

>>Spurs are expected to complete a £60m deal for Lyon's 22-year-old French midfielder Tanguy Ndombele. (Standard)
that's 67m€? seems barely realistic

youtube.com/watch?v=HntDjFWrspk

Based

Maybe Matuidi can be a calming influence on him, they know eachother from PSG

Juve need to buy Icard nexti for peak drama

Oh you can bet your ass that Rabiot's mom is going to show up at the training facility one morning to have a chat with Mr. Sarri about her son's lack of first team football.
I can't wait for the who opera to kick off again.

You could hope for Rabiots sake but I think he's just too stupid

>messi has worse stats than eshitsen
>he doesn't
>retard
sweetie...

Going to tell Sarri to stop smoking near her son

he was arguably at his 'worst' at psg. i wouldn't be surprised if matuidi were already sick of his bullshit
just wait until icardi signs :^)

>Griezmann
>Rabiot
>Dybala
why are all the cutest twins such headcases?

>he was arguably at his 'worst' at psg
What do you mean? He's been there since 2010 apart from a short loan spell in 2013

meant as in being a cunt. matuidi was around at the time rabiot forced his way into the first team squad and the whole charade started to begin

Not to mention one of the reason Matuidi got offloaded was to make room for Rabiot

has he dumped his mom yet

And apparently Juve are open to sell Matuidi now

Liverpool do da ting

Icardi should sign for Milan

>United, City, Arsenal, Liverpool
>All linked with a dozen or more players
>United signed a literal who, Liverpool signed a literal who, Arsenal won't sign anybody and City are faffing about regarding Rodri for some reason
>Chelsea have a Transfer Ban
>Managed to sign somebody for £40m
K E K.

>32 fookin years old
That's not a very Liverpool signing.

Isn't Lampard trying to bring Morata back?
That would unironically end his career.

Matuidi would be the perfect player for both Arsenal and United. Doubt he will accept to say goodbye to CL, though, especially at his age.

Will Sky force the 'Arry Car Window interview this year?

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have you ever wanted to fuck a footballer, /merk/s?

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>Fred
Kek

looks like a crackfiend

>Fred
fuck me how we gonna get rid of this guy?

he's in good company

Only trans lads.

haha

would unironically let Hazard ravage me, no homo

what are you tyrannies listening too
youtube.com/watch?v=xU-pLTx3Jq8

youtube.com/watch?v=ZyJB7-lnUyk

>10 games for a relegated bolton
>openly admits he admires slippy g
I’m not so sure on this one

Sarri is a little bitch, he proved that at Chelsea. He'll back down after having a little tantrum and get bullied again.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Rn1NT5dlIc

Di Maria could have worked. The lack of faith pl fans show is something else. There was a time they didn't even rate Suarez

That Icardi woman... I mean what was he even thinking?

so lads if some guy wanted to watch you fuck his wife, would you?

How hot is the wife in this hypothetical?

no, I'd cum embarrassingly quickly

Di Maria was weak minded. He got his house robbed once and suddenly forgot how to control a ball. Plus he never wanted to be there in the first place, he wanted out of Madrid but PSG weren't will to make a move for him at that time so his only other option was United.

Di Maria didn't give a single fuck, like he doesn't give a single fuck at PSG most of the time.
He kept crossing from everywhere.

no

she what you think she would be a 5 and he be touchy like some faggot
based

No

youtu.be/VDvr08sCPOc

weebs

are you giving me a proposition?

no you faggot

:3

It would depend on the woman desu

lads I bought my first lingerie and it feels amazing

u a grill

Wheres your wife lad, I've got something for you to see.

only when I put on my lingerie

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This is /trans/ lad, not /cross/

gotta admit u made me chuckle, mate

Was it embarrassing when you bought it? Did the fit part time cashier laugh at you like she did with me?

post it

patiently waiting

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dont think this semen slurping general is for me lads

his not gonna post it mate his a pussy

>Irelands version of this is just an edited English one
Typical Irish.

>mate his a pussy
>his
He's, also, I think that's the problem. He isn't. Whenever people og 'I wish I was a girl ;_;' they forget that girls are all 16/17 year old anime girls and you're fucked by 40 looks wise unless you're Japanese. Men are often hot whenever.

>girls are all 16/17 year old anime girls
that sounds awful

For ngubu to reswitch nationality to play for ingurland

yes, far too old

That's what these idiots think life is gonna be like if they magically turned. It isn't.

Nonce Alert.

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You can't leave, you are already one of us

t. LRL wanting to be a little anime girl

Can't deny that

>Madagascar produced the shock of the Africa Cup of Nations so far as they beat three-time winners Nigeria 2-0.
Funny how ex-French colonies are all better at football than ex-England's colonies.

what a shit list of record signings
wtf is wrong with manurefags keeping silent
they should riot every game until their parasite owners gtfo the club

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I'm here la, I stand corrected

>France hit 45.9C a few days ago
>mfw

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its coming for us mate, i get too walk a mile to work

Summer was a mistake.

We're probably gonna use youth players more this season. That could come back to bite us in the ass or help us immensely. At this point there aren't many players that'll break into our starting 11. And unfortunately we can't pay world class players to sit on the bench like City does.

>we
Fuck Americans

It killed 5 people already when it hit 33C a few days ago. When is it suppose to hit 35C/36C?

based

thanks that give me hope user but im linked up to water so im all good,

There is an article mentioning 35C in London today but I don't think it made it. It's being split up by storms. So it's gonna be cool for the start of July.

save me

If you don't have an ice cub dispenser or something like it, have some carafes or bottles of water in the fridge and ice cubes in a tray in the freezer ready. That way you'll always have something to instantly cool down with

im in kent so even closer but i've sat out in it for like 6hours today

Based old town road

If you want to cool down, drink a hot drink. The hot drink makes you sweat and you cool down quicker. Cold drink is a meme.

i just like dunking my bollocks into a pack of frozen peas

will do in a few days, when I've had a shave

What if it's already pouring?

Thanks, what should I do when I get sunburnt?

sit in the sun more duhh

Reminder that winter is the season of true connoisseurs

So, who can stop us from getting Top 6?

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How did a cricketer end up presenting nu-Top Gear?

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Desperation

who?

Based and Swedepilled, can't wait until QTathlon starts again

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FACT

Pulis to Newcastle

BOOK IT, SAM

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the top gear presenter is his identical brother, Fred Flintoff

Where is the next winter olympics? I want one without the shitty time schedule for once

China

2022 in China, 2026 in Milan, that will be kino like the one in Turin

Bribes innit?

Yes, totally. I'd swallow the embarrassment of them seeing me naked to add another (2nd, lol) name to the list, don't care if she's ugly.

>2020 olympics in japan
just reminded me all the olympic threads next year will be filled with weebs

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someone add this exchange to the dissapointed dad pic

>2026
Some swedes thought we'd actully win the bid for it.

freddie is the most likely person to have presented top gear by a country mile
not that i watch it, but freddie is a legend and a top bloke

>likely
***likeable

Nah that's Chris Evans. FACT

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Shouldve been *insert unfunny Female Comedian here* instead

Also this window is going reaaaaaaaaaal slow

cool guy

the bbc really just said "here you go, do what you want with it" with him. A man who has never been funny and only likes cars that are pretty or because his mum liked them

both him and whoever hired him should be shot on live tv

he was literally only 25% a cricketer 75% a posh LAD

how is freddie flintoff posh?

plays cricket

Wish Top Gear hired a woman or black so I could complain

from preston

you're confusing southerner cricket culture with lancashire/yorkshire cricket culture

Chris Harris is black?

racist. chelsea fans not needed in /trans/

Literal never heared of him before (and after) that top gear season. Honestly though James May is the best.

he's on tv, and he's no phil mitchell

sensational warm weather clothing on my favourite chaturbate girls this evening
love the sun
love the sahara
love high pressure

Ideal /trans/ TG trio;

Alonso
Reyes
Papa Souare

Be a lad and at least post her name along with that, or a photo

BREAKING: De Ligt is going to.... Manchester

we need to tie ozil down with a new 5 year contract worth 400k a week and make mustafi captain

to pick up pogba on his way to turin

Shit location for a holliday tbqh

Harit as the Stig

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...city

Thats a man, Derek

That's a /trans/ lad if I've ever seen one

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Jon Flanagan?

untrue, i've seen her vagina and (feminine) bumhole before

>post-op
never go full retard

Heroes of the Premier League

and you?

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That's a man, you can tell by the shoulders.

big football happenings tomorrow, i can feel it in my thyroid

more like jane flanagan wahey

>/trans/ TG trio
goblin trap
giant ftm pre hormone treatment
witch magic futa

England won by 31 runs

Who's in charge of the Newcastle first team from tomorrow?

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you dont wanna know

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My mate that's gay listened to some asmr slags and even he said he got hard from it

she's got her boobies out now btw, but i shan't be posting them on this board

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Ashleys drinking buddy

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yer a right cunt

New Zealand are gonna fuck it up then. Superior run rate.

>she's

Chelsea legend Avram Grant

he hasn't been seen since..

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why do some girls have the tranny fringe

this guy's mate

asmr is for gays exclusive

>why do some girls have the tranny fringe
I suggest you stop thinking this and especially do not say it to people irl. they'll ask your argument and you will bring up several trannies with fringes (revealing your fetish)

Will they actually unironically hire Anthony Hudson? If they do I'll laugh so hard I might die.

>tranny fringe
Top kek, never thought about it that way but it make so much sense

There was another one similar to this. by somebody else.

yep, they make their face more gracile by hiding their man shaped brow

sniff

>Anthony Hudson
had to google his last team ngl

used to joke about this kind of thing with my old boss
unconvincing mtfs are not a fetish topic, for me at least

i prefer women with vaginas over penises tbqh

i prefer americans over canadians

>Ndombele deal about to fall through
levy being a tight fuck again

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Ask the transfer tranny anything

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hes going to real madrid

who the fuck would sign for spuds...

Based Levy.

wtf i hate trans now lads

Are >we really gonna trade based Mane for As*nsio?

im guessing he wants a big bid for eriksen before resigning ndembele

>trade
liverpool always sell off their players. net spend trophy is vital

>Milan
Milan and Cortina* (and maybe Turin)

>Will Tanguy Ndombele join Tottenham? Almost certainly - Juventus & PSG are well out of the race, Manchester United are most likely blocked by their Paul Pogba situation. But there is a sense that the player wanted to hold out for a bigger move this summer.

>Lyon & Tottenham this weekend concluded a €72m agreement for the transfer of Tanguy Ndombele, BUT Spurs haven't yet agreed personal terms with the player, leaving the door open for "a Manchester United surprise," in the coming hours, per L'Équipe

spuds wouldnt even be able to attract lo celso

thats how much of a joke club spuds is

>BUT Spurs haven't yet agreed personal terms with the player
guarantee Levy offered 10k/week

>As reported by @SoccerLink_ earlier this week, Tanguy Ndombele did not have a specific preference in terms of the options on the table, when Juventus had still not given up. They believe that personal terms are not agreed in detail yet in large part owing to agent demands.

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Das it Mane staying for the memes.

>@SoccerLink_

Apparently Amiens are due 20% of the profit made. Around 10.8m.

I am the god of hellfire

and I bring you

FIRE

Manolas to Napoli confirmed, Roma's truly fucked

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>you now remember Roma had Salah and Alisson at one point

DR Congo in rape mode

sneed

haha

based Greek god in Rome

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cringe

There should be a Vampire War event at turn 40 that suddenly makes the VC factions much more agressive and give them -50% upkeep for 15 turns.

........

Nerd.

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This is also the game when Leicester effectively won the title if you think about it in a roundabout way

everything went downhill after the north nigerians took over

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Or, download a mod. I always finish every Total War legit before installing a no upkeep mod and then eventually more pop gain for whatever. Three Kangdoms is fantastic, shame no mod support.

You gonna stay up late?

Stay up late, for what?

i adore trans, lads

theguardian.com/football/2019/jun/30/spurs-shatter-club-record-lyon-tanguy-ndombele

Tottenham agree club record £55m fee for Lyon’s Tanguy Ndombele
• Deal includes €10m in potential add-ons
• France midfielder has been Mauricio Pochettino’s top target

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Shame, now I can't post anymore

The meme finally dies.

Spurs finally spend.
Let's see how it goes.
If they sell Eriksen, I expect them to buy at least 2 players.

You can have Origi for £65m

#NEYBACK

Real Madrid don't want Eriksen anymore, apparently

Here, 5m.

He just signed a 5 year extension, market forces demand blood

LADS FUCK LITTLE MOOUNTAIN MAN IS THE ONLY PERSON >WE ARE SIGNING, IT IS NOT OUR YEAR LA

sneed

>need to turn Liverpool FC into Africa FC

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There are other clubs, especially for 70m it's a bargain these days.

What kind of player is Rabiot even? It's been so long since I've seen him play

Keep me company

sneed

smooth /trans/ jazz

youtu.be/BbMzoSVKp1Q

watching Jamaica v Panama

Thoughts?

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What did the lad do to incur Andy Cap's wrath?

What you up to then my Hitler? Not much to talk about atm.

>Liverpool are open to bringing Brazil playmaker Philippe Coutinho back to the club following the 27-year-old's struggles at Barcelona. (Le10 Sport, via Mirror)

Real Madrid are preparing to offer Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, 23, to Liverpool but want Senegal international forward Sadio Mane, 27, in exchange. (Express)

>Manchester United could still beat Tottenham to the signing of Lyon midfielder Tanguy Ndombele as Spurs, who have agreed a fee with the Ligue 1 club for the 22-year-old, have yet to finalise personal terms with the France international. (L'Equipe, via Metro)

Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola says he is unsure "if Neymar would be the same" as in his first spell if the 27-year-old Brazil international returned to former club Barcelona from Paris St-Germain. (Ara, via Mirror)

>Manchester United have agreed personal terms with Sevilla forward Wissam Ben Yedder, 28, and the France forward could move to Old Trafford regardless of whether they sell Belgium international Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Express)

Aston Villa midfielder John McGinn will be the subject of a bid from Manchester United, who will have to pay £50m for the 24-year-old Scotland international. (Sun)

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>Chelsea sold their best player, have a transfer ban and will have an inexperienced manager
>United have an inexperienced manager and manage to consistently sign underperforming players
>Arsenal refusing to spend any money, still in EL and can't shift any of their shitters

Good chance for Wolves and/or Leicester to crack top 6, maybe even top 4 this year

>Liverpool are open to bringing Brazil playmaker Philippe Coutinho back to the club following the 27-year-old's struggles at Barcelona. (Le10 Sport, via Mirror)

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>Derby County are lining up former Dutch international Phillip Cocu as a replacement for manager Frank Lampard, who is expected to take over as Chelsea's new boss. (Times - subscription required)

Tottenham will loan Leeds United midfielder Jack Clarke back to the Elland Road club after signing the 18-year-old Englishman. (Guardian)

>Leeds are interested in 30-year-old Ecuadorian striker Felipe Caicedo, who used to play for Manchester City and is currently at Italian side Lazio. (Imperio, via Star)

Juventus are considering making a bid for Burnley and England U20 winger Dwight McNeil, 19. (Sun)

>Juventus are preparing to sell France international Blaise Matuidi and fellow midfielder Sami Khedira of Germany, both aged 32. (Tuttosport, via Calciomercato)

Bristol City are set to complete the signing of Czech Republic defender Tomas Kalas, 26, for a club record £8m from Chelsea. (Bristol News)

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Juve signed someone

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>go to post 2nd part of rumours
>You must wait 59 seconds to post an image reply
What the fuck I've never had that before, is it cause I solved the captcha even tho it was a 'free post' one?

Test

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state of the african continent

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Based Salah.

>expanded so more shit teams
>in the summer so hot as fuck
>most 3rd place teams got through

All rounded complete midfielder. Think of a Marchisio

Pellegrini, Ramsey, Can, Matuidi, Bentancur, Rabiot, Pjanic, Khedira

8 players for 3 positions, who's getting sold to a PL club for 4x what their worth?

Assuming Sarri will play Pjanic in the Jorginho role as well.

this pellegrini is a left back

It's the leftback Pellegrini, not the midfielder Lorenzo Pellegrini

Also I think Khedira is off to Turkey or Arabia or something

>All rounded complete midfielder

pls send 2 to Liverpool

>Rabiot
please don't.
Grujic is the Milner replacement we need.

gib both

sell Hendo

Apparently Khedira and Matuidi are leaving.
Khedira is bad so I can imagine he will fuck off to Turkey, but Matuidi could have one or two great seasons somewhere. Arsenal and United need players like him. I could see him at Atletico too.

Imagine looking like him haha ;_;

But thanks for the answer, will be interesting to see how and what midfield will be formed in Turin

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>new Mordred pictures
gathered more, I see?

>sell Hendo
I'm sorry brother, your brain damage is terminal.

Rabiot is a weak mind.

Hendo a shit. Sell him to West Ham before it's too late

Mordred a cute.

>tfw going bald
JUST

Hendo is pleb filter.

>Hendo is pleb

True

How long before Sarri falls out with the Juventus board?

Rabiot, Ronaldo and deLigt will kick up a stink if they aren't playing. He'll probably bench Bonucci and Chellini for Rugani as he played under him at Empoli

>Juve: Chiellini, Bonucci, De Ligt
>Inter: De Vrij, Skriniar, Godin
>Napoli: Manolas, Koulibaly

Wew

Theoretical time. Arsenal sign Coutinho and play him as a Ramsey replacement; good improvement or not?

Inter's 3 cost 20m euros
Manolas 35m, Koulibaly 6.5m

Premier league need to sort their shit out instead of spunking 30m+ on some defender from La Liga

No, he is a Klopp baby, stop falling for the memes.

Having limited resources forces you to get better at scouting, more risktaking or just more creative

It's much easier to just throw around money and see what sticks

Someone make a new thread, I don't want to be alone.

New
New
New

and the inter 3 have done what? lost to fucking psv
>uhh but spurs
spurs lucked there way through the whole damn tournament with last minute goals.