>Main Card (ESPN, 9 p.m. ET)
Junior dos Santos vs. Francis Ngannou
Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel
Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes
Paul Craig vs. Alonzo Menifield
>Preliminaries (ESPN, 6 p.m. ET)
Ricardo Ramos vs. Journey Newson
Eryk Anders vs. Vinicius Moreira
Jared Gordon vs. Dan Moret
Dalcha Lungiambula vs. Dequan Townsend
Emily Whitmire vs. Amanda Ribas
Maurice Greene vs. Junior Albini
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June 29, 2019 - 22:03
Where are the streams nigger?
June 29, 2019 - 22:05
GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
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June 29, 2019 - 22:06
>yfw when 9 HEEM weekends in a row coming up
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June 29, 2019 - 22:07
there's no other commentator that kills it for me like bisping, holy shit i'll take that fat faggot from ONE over him.
June 29, 2019 - 22:07
Menifield is fucking huge, easily most roided guy at lhw
June 29, 2019 - 22:07
HEEEEM WITH THE BOYS HOW WE DOIN?!
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June 29, 2019 - 22:08
Who is here waiting for some action?
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June 29, 2019 - 22:08
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June 29, 2019 - 22:08
I could heem every baby here
June 29, 2019 - 22:08
>go to watch UFC prelims on ESPN site >pay for cable >link to login in for cable doesn't work >ESPN+ trial link works
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June 29, 2019 - 22:09
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June 29, 2019 - 22:09
they got rid of goldberg and smith for these fucking retards (minus anik)
June 29, 2019 - 22:10
Have you purchased the PPV yet heem?
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June 29, 2019 - 22:10
rotate your pictures dickhead
June 29, 2019 - 22:10
it looks so shitty that I know its not an edit
June 29, 2019 - 22:10
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June 29, 2019 - 22:10
Goldie looks like Teflon Don. Fucking boss
June 29, 2019 - 22:10
>Marty’s Nigerian accent magically gone
God I hate this fucking fraud
June 29, 2019 - 22:11
I always enjoy what tyron lends to the desk
June 29, 2019 - 22:11
>JDS breaks his hands on Ngannou's chiselled form
June 29, 2019 - 22:11
did he had a nigerian accent? lol, he always sounded like a regular burger to me
June 29, 2019 - 22:12
you're right that footage is totally unedited, goldie is a real life telepath
June 29, 2019 - 22:12
Bisping needs to be sent to LFA or something for seasoning if they're gonna keep using him
June 29, 2019 - 22:12
Quite, lad, quite
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June 29, 2019 - 22:12
Does Junior Dos Santos >die from cerebral aneurysm? or, does Junior Dos Santos >die from subarachnoid hemorrhage? tough call, I'm goin subarachnoid hemorrhage just cause it sounds so fuckin awesome
June 29, 2019 - 22:13
What should I edit into the screen
June 29, 2019 - 22:13
Is there a reason why the fights aren't starting on time? Did a fight get cancelled or something?
June 29, 2019 - 22:13
Just got outta county last night. Whats this "heem day" thing about?
June 29, 2019 - 22:13
>got DDOSd by some salty little faggot scouser 13 year old because I heemed him twice in UFC 3 >fights coming soon >only access to internet is via mobile data HEEM ME UP
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June 29, 2019 - 22:14
Here Everyone Enjoys Monday
June 29, 2019 - 22:14
How the fuck is marty doing the deskjob and cornering ngannou at the same time?
June 29, 2019 - 22:14
santos in an interview says "july 6th is.... heem day"
June 29, 2019 - 22:15
he's on multi task mode faggot
June 29, 2019 - 22:15
All black desk. White people BTFO
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June 29, 2019 - 22:15
>tfw you have to go out later tonight so you're going to miss the main card
Do you ever cancel on friends to watch UFC with heem?
June 29, 2019 - 22:16
Good to hear. Cheers to a good night ahead.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:16
post your song when Ngannou fuckin kills dos Santos tonight
youtube.com /watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo
June 29, 2019 - 22:16
BUM PAGE
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June 29, 2019 - 22:16
heem is the only friend I need
June 29, 2019 - 22:16
thats sound crazy cheap fot that view, congrats
June 29, 2019 - 22:16
>Reminder Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Jon Jones: Black belt,Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj Brendan Schaub: Brown Belt in bjj Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj Conor: Brown belt in bjj Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo Cyborg:Black belt in Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj Joanna Jedrzejczyk: 0 rank Francis Ngannou: 0 rank Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Brown belt in bjj
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Black Belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Black Belt in Eagle Claw Black Belt in Wu Shu Black Belt in Northern Shaolin Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES Notable exceptions: 1)Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu 5th dan black belt in Taekwondo Yellow rope in Capoeira 2)GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate 1st degree black belt in bjj Black belt in Gaidojutsu Black belt in Shidōkan
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June 29, 2019 - 22:16
Imagine how funny it would be if one of these guys was name Ching but he's not actually asian?
June 29, 2019 - 22:17
heavyweight for the first fight?? mmm
June 29, 2019 - 22:17
its gonna be funny when ngannou gets flushed tonight (again)
the cucks will be seething
June 29, 2019 - 22:17
gringos from here don't have friends, they're unironically all lonely fucks irmão, don't even bother asking
June 29, 2019 - 22:18
>Albini not brain dead after his last fight
June 29, 2019 - 22:18
Albini's fights are always hilarious, I like the big galoot
June 29, 2019 - 22:18
I’ll be there in an hour you I’m a cazzie
June 29, 2019 - 22:19
My stream is not on the list
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June 29, 2019 - 22:19
im torn. I love good 'ol Dos Santos, but I want to see Ngannou do nothing but win
June 29, 2019 - 22:19
guys i want to buy a ufc pickup truck now
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
I can't remember the last time I saw someone use the word 'galoot'.
You're okay in my book.
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
Here we GO!
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June 29, 2019 - 22:20
When are they going to stop using that stupid cage?
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
The Pamper Baby Albini!!!!!
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
I just don't make plans for fight night and tell them if they want to see me, they can come over and watch with me. House Rule: They have to shut the fuck up the entire time though unless it's in between fights or WMMA.
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
Albini about to get cut after this fight kek
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
To watch the matches Ngandu Santos for telegram channel @antibookscool
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June 29, 2019 - 22:20
Did you go to the F1rst show yesterday? Shit was comfy senpai
June 29, 2019 - 22:20
Albini has such short arms.
June 29, 2019 - 22:21
Please don't let Francis be the water that flushes Junior.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:22
Fight Companion tonight or is Rogan there?
June 29, 2019 - 22:22
Why did they put such a meme fight so low on the card?
June 29, 2019 - 22:23
lmfao Baby's head doesn't fit his body at all
June 29, 2019 - 22:23
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June 29, 2019 - 22:23
Rogan only does PPVs. And he was in Atlantic City, so no fight companion
June 29, 2019 - 22:23
So my regular dealer texts me, says he's out of town but his dude can hook me up. He says dude's name is Brian. I think, Brian, alright, probably a white guy. I like a white dealer, makes me feel at ease. Maybe have to talk to him about movies for a bit, you know, easy going. So I hit him up, he says to head over. I pull up to his complex, text him I'm there. Then I'm waiting. Waiting. ends up being 20 minutes. Finally he texts me, says come up. I get there and he opens the door-brian's a fucking nigger!!! dicey dicey
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June 29, 2019 - 22:24
I think it's kinda old fashioned, my grandfather used to say it all the time
June 29, 2019 - 22:24
He’ll be releasing his live reaction to the main event later on his porn hub channel
June 29, 2019 - 22:25
What the FUCK is cardio? Just SWANG and BANG
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
Lmfao Albini’s career is done
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
Albini was our guy
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June 29, 2019 - 22:26
THIS PALCE IS PACKED AND ITS ONLY THE 1ST FIGHT WTF MINNESOTA BASED AF
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
GREENE GONNA CROCHET UP AN L FOR ALBINI
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
He put that guy out like a campfire!
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
Quick and spicy, that’s exactly how I like my heavyweight fights.
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
NOOOOOOOOOO WTF HE'S JUST LIKE ME!!!! HOW COULD HE LOSE BROS?
June 29, 2019 - 22:26
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June 29, 2019 - 22:27
He never had a nigerian accent. That guy just made that up
June 29, 2019 - 22:31
We have 8 weekends in a row with a card after tonight. Going to be a comfy couple of months.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:31
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June 29, 2019 - 22:31
that looks so yummy, girl isn't bad either
June 29, 2019 - 22:32
>Albini so heavy his head bouncing on the canvas actually put Yea Forums down
June 29, 2019 - 22:32
Minnesota is a big pro rasslin/combat sport state. Surprising they don't get more events tbqh, mandrama always does good numbers there.
June 29, 2019 - 22:33
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June 29, 2019 - 22:33
"Junior Albini's 'plan is to kill or die' at UFC on ESPN 3 to avoid being released"
June 29, 2019 - 22:33
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June 29, 2019 - 22:33
2 months of pic related in a row
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June 29, 2019 - 22:33
Based snack and hoes poster
June 29, 2019 - 22:34
here are the picks i'm not taking anymore
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June 29, 2019 - 22:34
We get crappy regional promotion fights at the Indian casino and haven’t had a ufc in years
June 29, 2019 - 22:34
i find Kristen Bell VERY sexy.
June 29, 2019 - 22:34
JDS heems Ngannou in the first round. Screen cap this
June 29, 2019 - 22:34
good to see a pan to the cage with the celebrating fighter
June 29, 2019 - 22:35
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June 29, 2019 - 22:35
battle of the qts now
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June 29, 2019 - 22:36
A 13 year old doesn't know how how to dos someone, your dog stepped on the cable or something bro
June 29, 2019 - 22:36
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June 29, 2019 - 22:37
Joanna broke Whitmire's nose during a "friendly" spar back in the day
June 29, 2019 - 22:38
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June 29, 2019 - 22:38
What time main card start
June 29, 2019 - 22:39
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June 29, 2019 - 22:40
Nah, but I unironically plan stuff around UFC events. Call me autistic but I don't go to parties when there is a great card. Instead I'll invite my mma homies for drinks and we watch the fight
June 29, 2019 - 22:40
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June 29, 2019 - 22:41
i bet it's a boxercise match. the over is 2.5 rounds -200
June 29, 2019 - 22:41
>Hear American accents during UFC No problem >Hear American accents during commercials Cringe
June 29, 2019 - 22:41
Just take HRT like everyone else here and be the women?
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June 29, 2019 - 22:42
I can definitely see JJ flipping the killswitch on somebody that tries to get frisky in sparring
June 29, 2019 - 22:42
JDS Benevidez Maia Roberts Polo reyes Meinfeld
June 29, 2019 - 22:42
So Uncle Daner likes fierce bitches?
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June 29, 2019 - 22:42
I think you'd be surprised
June 29, 2019 - 22:42
How long until the maia fight?
June 29, 2019 - 22:43
Joanne is a bitch and you shouldn't spar with people you don't trust. Both of these things are pretty well-known
June 29, 2019 - 22:43
Jones is a sociopath and should be locked up for public safety.
June 29, 2019 - 22:43
The first hour isn't being shown on TV in Canada.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:43
that was the webm i was searching for days ago, thanks Igor.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:44
Ngannou Benavidez Maia Roberts Dober Menifield
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June 29, 2019 - 22:44
>wmma
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June 29, 2019 - 22:44
i am noticing bisping is talking alot less, this is good
June 29, 2019 - 22:44
This Brazilian honey's seizin' it
June 29, 2019 - 22:45
so scroll up and use a stream like the rest of us
June 29, 2019 - 22:45
what was dc's announcement?
June 29, 2019 - 22:45
How long until the Maia fight lads, watching American sniper and need to know will I miss the rest of the movie
June 29, 2019 - 22:45
nice backpack but gotta take a shit
June 29, 2019 - 22:45
bisking based af on commentary.
June 29, 2019 - 22:46
Whitmare talked all that shit to get backpacked
June 29, 2019 - 22:46
Bisping is good now that he's not paired with Brandon Fitzgerald or whatever his name is.
June 29, 2019 - 22:47
I don't have it, Jorje
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June 29, 2019 - 22:47
Cringe is it another starting at 4am UK time card, I thought they atoppes cucking us with non ppv cards and start earlier
June 29, 2019 - 22:48
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June 29, 2019 - 22:48
jesus the crowd sound is loud af, someone needs to fix this shit, it's scaring everytime lol
June 29, 2019 - 22:48
Amanda Ribas got a 2 year suspension for roiding
June 29, 2019 - 22:48
yeah no idea why they don't move hours to exclude the biggest market for them.
June 29, 2019 - 22:48
I bet they've been sneaking in kisses this whole round
June 29, 2019 - 22:49
I don't really like this, Daniil
June 29, 2019 - 22:49
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June 29, 2019 - 22:49
bisping is "good" in the sense he's talking a lot less
June 29, 2019 - 22:49
booby scoops ko'd this guy
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June 29, 2019 - 22:49
finland > sweden
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June 29, 2019 - 22:50
Why do people don't kick the shit out of the opponent's legs when they can. Instead their tried to get in the closed guard to gss themself
June 29, 2019 - 22:50
You'd be surprised. They can barely get enough for the bigger NoGi grappling tournaments here - weird since there are tons of BJJ gyms and it is a huge state for wrestling.
Excellent bunda in this match
June 29, 2019 - 22:50
He actually knows what he's taking about because he fought and trained unlike Joe Rogan.
June 29, 2019 - 22:50
How many anons armed with baseball bats would it take to defeat Ngannou, JDS, Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar
June 29, 2019 - 22:50
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH ALREADY
June 29, 2019 - 22:50
Lungiambula line moved 100 the last hour. Dude is -420 now.
June 29, 2019 - 22:51
>fun JUST HEEM fight between two heavyweight cans to start the night >mood instantly ruined by an inevitable 15 min snoozefest of a cuntfight
June 29, 2019 - 22:51
why do Bisping talks like he's drooling over himself?
June 29, 2019 - 22:51
You could make that argument for any nigger.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:51
Shut up cunt, no reason not to have it at 6pm fat fuck burger time
June 29, 2019 - 22:51
>actually watching a non flyweight wmma contest
June 29, 2019 - 22:52
unironically more athletic than most female fighters
June 29, 2019 - 22:52
It turns me on to see ribas dominate
June 29, 2019 - 22:52
Francis Jussier Maia Roberts Dober Menifield
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June 29, 2019 - 22:53
Now we know why she was suspended by USADA for two years
June 29, 2019 - 22:53
LMAO Whitmire talked shit at the weigh ins and in the ring and looked like an absolute can.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:53
Love watching brazilian women kick ass, to be completely honest
June 29, 2019 - 22:53
lmfao Amandinha smashed this broad, BJJ wins again.
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June 29, 2019 - 22:53
Ya what a terrible snoozefesr
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June 29, 2019 - 22:54
Whitmire is so sensitive. It feels like it's her first time in the octagon. The way she felt like it was some accident and not a fight
June 29, 2019 - 22:54
>Clearly just fanning air onto her face to get more oxygen >Ref stops the fight
June 29, 2019 - 22:54
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June 29, 2019 - 22:55
The reason is probably because they get more viewers at the time they chose. Maybe the UFC should hire you on the analytics team. Go to bed Virgil.
June 29, 2019 - 22:55
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June 29, 2019 - 22:55
Her sweet strong tan body dominating that pale beta female
June 29, 2019 - 22:55
Does formiga have the most powerful backpack attack in the ufc?
June 29, 2019 - 22:55
>this american lass got fucked by a cheese eater mineirinha
lmao
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June 29, 2019 - 22:57
White belt in english . What a doll
June 29, 2019 - 22:57
>Slightly more viewers at 9pm than 6pm >completely cuts out 60% of Europe
This is why your mum should have drowned you as a child, you are a failure at life and will die alone
June 29, 2019 - 22:57
She needs to thank her steroids. Only clean Brazilian in MMA history is Maia.
June 29, 2019 - 22:57
>tfw none of them are named Jamal
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June 29, 2019 - 22:58
I hate this cunt already.
June 29, 2019 - 22:58
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How was she the underdog in this fight again?
June 29, 2019 - 22:58
they assumed she would stop taking PEDS
June 29, 2019 - 22:58
Shut the fuck up, she's based
June 29, 2019 - 22:58
are you implying anybody gives a fuck about european viewership?
June 29, 2019 - 22:58
Got this Dalcha guy by a mile. Got to see him train earlier. Literally the second widest lats I have seen on a fighter in person after Bork.
June 29, 2019 - 22:59
>exciting fight >happy and celebrating >grateful to everyone Literally the only reason to dislike that performance is if you're a bitter cunt
June 29, 2019 - 22:59
African vs African American
June 29, 2019 - 22:59
but... i need this outta my house
June 29, 2019 - 22:59
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June 29, 2019 - 22:59
Just go to bed. No one gives a fuck that you retards can't watch. UFC included.
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
vs African American Albanian
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
Your mum does, 90% of her target audience for her gangbang and scat porn videos are from Europe
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
Imagine not having basic cable lmao
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
>be nobody female fighter on the prelims >get interview because cute
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
you should have /bet/ if you knew something the bookies didn't
that's how you get value when degenerate gambling
I heard
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
The DC announcement was just a tv series or some shit
June 29, 2019 - 23:00
jesus why am i seeing this for the first time
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June 29, 2019 - 23:00
Why user? She whipped her opponent's ass as an debuting underdog and was humble and elated.
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
Ngannou Benavidez Maia Roberts Dober Craig
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June 29, 2019 - 23:01
This next fighter is from Congo and he's the light heavyweight and heavyweight champion of the Africa regional MMA scene. I am rock hard right now for his debut.
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
>cheese eater mineirinha Quick rundown on this?
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
She said Minneapolis was beautiful. I can confirm that isn't true. The nice looking parts smell like sewage and are extremely adjacent. The true redpill is living in a nice part of Saint Paul. You've got a wide birth, no sewer smell, and easy access to Minneapolis (if you want to go there which you probably don't).
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
What's the point of this nigger posts?
The food is meh and the women are mostly overly dressed
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
get interview because finish retard you finish a fight early they have air-time to fill
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
You murdered, cooked and ate that fat chick, didn't you.
June 29, 2019 - 23:01
Updated odds
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June 29, 2019 - 23:01
they really want a African champ,ayy lmao kikes
June 29, 2019 - 23:02
She was just being nice, nobody actually thinks america has beautiful cities
June 29, 2019 - 23:02
SANDMINE A N D M I N E
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June 29, 2019 - 23:03
>Magic sand
It's already over
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June 29, 2019 - 23:03
Is it time for a milk bags. heem?
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June 29, 2019 - 23:03
who the fuck is paying for cable these days
June 29, 2019 - 23:03
Francis is here to BLACK all of your moms.
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
she's from Minas Gerais and they eat a lot of pão de queijo there
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
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ONE LAST RUN BROTHER
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June 29, 2019 - 23:04
Is "He digs sand" the new "He wrestles bears"?
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
She's from Brazil bro, a literal shithole.
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
I like old Ngannou's haircut more. He looked more intimidating
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
Minneapolis, better known as Little Mogadishu
June 29, 2019 - 23:04
I just use my buddies login and link it to ESPN
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June 29, 2019 - 23:05
thawlts?
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June 29, 2019 - 23:05
someone post the Junior UFC fire webm/gif
June 29, 2019 - 23:05
Ngannou would get heemed by Wilder in MMA
June 29, 2019 - 23:05
funny saying that when you just described a shithole city in your country
June 29, 2019 - 23:05
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMFAOOOO
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
List of heavyweights that beat Ngannou:
JDS Hunto Sea Level Healthy Cain Werdum Pat Barry Stipe DC Prime Barnett and, of course, pic related
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
Ngannou basically just KOs washed up HW fighters
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
If JDS knocks out Francis I'll
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
Gutted I can't see ngannou kill another legend. Family fucking bbq gotta pretend to be normie for a day
June 29, 2019 - 23:06
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
Wake up, Ngubu.
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
They got pretty cities doe
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June 29, 2019 - 23:06
do the UFC have a big following there?
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
>Bisping AND Felder Insta mute
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
Anyone have the ngannous x gorilla pic?
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
>African invasion really laying it on thick
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
>African Invasion Even the UFC knows are women only want to be BLACKED
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
why is Mike Perry not on that list of African fighters?
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
Africa is taking over the UFC
June 29, 2019 - 23:07
That's relative bro. It's still nicer than most cities in the world or country.
June 29, 2019 - 23:08
I am so horny lads, my life is fucked and I am poor but I am kind of decent looking with a slim, arhletic body. How can I just fuck an ugly chick without any drama or dating etc, I keep seeing fucking losers way uglier than me with chicks who I would happily fuck
June 29, 2019 - 23:08
More like tourist trap for hooligans to rob.
June 29, 2019 - 23:08
GOAT FIGHTER AND COMMENTATOR
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June 29, 2019 - 23:08
All black people look alike.
June 29, 2019 - 23:08
100% someone is getting slept here
June 29, 2019 - 23:08
>Dequan
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June 29, 2019 - 23:09
>nickname is champion He already won the story of the fight
June 29, 2019 - 23:09
disgusting. The steak is fucking raw in the middle
June 29, 2019 - 23:09
Just be yourself (but cooler and sexier)
June 29, 2019 - 23:09
would be great if their next African hype project gets derailed in his first fight
June 29, 2019 - 23:09
there is no way in hell tarantula takes this. The other dude is ferocious
June 29, 2019 - 23:09
get out there and fuck unless you're a psycho or have no personality you can pull ugos all day
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
Dequan looks like a man on a mission
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
They should lay n' pray in solidarity
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
I am way too poor for tinder, no job lice at home etc
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
who's the african between these 2
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
African (American) vs African (African)
I feel like I've seen this movie before...
June 29, 2019 - 23:10
the fuck is that
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June 29, 2019 - 23:10
>skin tag
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June 29, 2019 - 23:11
+335 and -420 odds with -220 on under 1.5 rounds. Someone about to get KO
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
>walking out to Biggie Everyone is still trying to be like Conor
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
But how and where? I don't want my friends and family to see me in pics with uggos etc I just want to fuck them
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
Biggest flash in the pan in MMA history
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
The guy with an unpronounceable name
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
yeah and jamal was asian dude big fuckin deal
June 29, 2019 - 23:11
thank god Rogan isnt commentating he might cream his pleats
June 29, 2019 - 23:12
Has anyone ever failed that pre fight gloves/mouthpiece/body check?
June 29, 2019 - 23:12
are you fucking stupid? So no one, even a black brethren, can walk out to biggie because conor used it. Moronic
June 29, 2019 - 23:12
who is the niggest nig of this clash of nigs?
June 29, 2019 - 23:12
He defeated the man who defeated Jon Jones.
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June 29, 2019 - 23:13
Damn this dude is on some juice
June 29, 2019 - 23:13
yes, gloves have a loose string, missing mouth piece
June 29, 2019 - 23:13
Longibula has some sick throws
June 29, 2019 - 23:13
So Dequan basically lost everybody? Jeez man wtf Take his head off champ
June 29, 2019 - 23:13
>5'8
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June 29, 2019 - 23:13
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June 29, 2019 - 23:14
American niggers are somehow even uglier than African ones.
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
>Dalcha will be featured on the upcoming MMA Show
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
normally i'd root for an African nig over an American one,but ufc is obviously going to be pushing this guy hard,needs to be derailed
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
How the FUCK does that Afreakan make 205
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
Townsend is absolutely repulsive to look at
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
THIS MAN IS A SPEEEEEEEEECIMEN STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT NOW
June 29, 2019 - 23:14
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June 29, 2019 - 23:15
I remember someone got their nails clipped right there Also sometimes they decide they don't like the ankle/knee wraps
June 29, 2019 - 23:15
This referee looks like a police sketch of Dan Miragliotta
June 29, 2019 - 23:15
what the fuck is in this guys quads? solid stone?
June 29, 2019 - 23:15
Id like to work in some penis inspection joke here
June 29, 2019 - 23:15
I gotta run out and get some fite nite snacks. I got a Danish bakery that makes very good pastries, and I got a chocolate shop that makes great fudge and peanut brittle. Where should I go?
June 29, 2019 - 23:16
Bisping is worse than Rogan.
June 29, 2019 - 23:16
I love bisping but he loves the sound of his own voice a lot
June 29, 2019 - 23:16
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June 29, 2019 - 23:16
Bisping is at his same level tonight
June 29, 2019 - 23:16
What's-his-face just got caught greasing before he got cut rrom Rizin
June 29, 2019 - 23:16
>a black guy with thick legs
wtf
June 29, 2019 - 23:17
Guys, I don't think I can handle all of these fast twitch muscle fibers
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June 29, 2019 - 23:17
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS A JAB THATS A FUCKING JAB DID YOU SEE THAT JAB HOLY FUCKING SHIT A JAB
June 29, 2019 - 23:17
OHHHHHH A JAB STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT
June 29, 2019 - 23:18
Rogan is having the winner of this fight on the next JRE
June 29, 2019 - 23:18
Wasn’t funny. I guess Arabic humor doesn’t translate into English very well.
June 29, 2019 - 23:18
african wrestlefag
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>inb4 gassing out by round 2 sokodjou style
June 29, 2019 - 23:18
>already gassed
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June 29, 2019 - 23:18
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH HE JABBED HIM IT IS ALL OVER
June 29, 2019 - 23:19
they'll really gonna meme this guy huh
June 29, 2019 - 23:19
commentary are trying to make him win the story of the fight
June 29, 2019 - 23:20
The punch was good that round
June 29, 2019 - 23:20
WHST A BEAST!!!!
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June 29, 2019 - 23:20
My God, he's like another Ngannou!!!
June 29, 2019 - 23:20
How did that african nigga not even pulse at least before the fight
June 29, 2019 - 23:20
nah,this guy don't have it,,,,meme derailed
June 29, 2019 - 23:20
So this is the power of blacksplosive africans
June 29, 2019 - 23:21
Magumbo is a nigger, dequan the frenchman will heem him
June 29, 2019 - 23:21
>tfw P3 I really need some P bro's
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June 29, 2019 - 23:21
So this is the power of nogs............ huh
June 29, 2019 - 23:21
wait Dalcha is a wrestlefag??????? FUCK
June 29, 2019 - 23:22
He's like if Ngannou could wrestle
June 29, 2019 - 23:22
cmon black man beat the other black man
June 29, 2019 - 23:22
lay & pray + african genetics = new meta?
June 29, 2019 - 23:22
i just drink at parties to fit in
June 29, 2019 - 23:23
Don't forget to pick up your fag shirts goy
June 29, 2019 - 23:23
Just wait guys, we'll get to see a punch this round as well
June 29, 2019 - 23:23
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June 29, 2019 - 23:24
Someone pls shoop this or make an actual shirt thats says "we are all heem"
June 29, 2019 - 23:24
so now the UFC is promoting sodomites?
June 29, 2019 - 23:24
Holy fuck stand them up. He's doing nothing on top.
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
Still punishing Dana for the Loretta Hunt video all these years later
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
what a waste of niggernetics by Dalcha
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
>Playing closed guard even though your bjj sucks I guess you can get a standup
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
I will not buy (((their))) t-shirt
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
based. cable is for old men, one can easily have access to everything via internet
June 29, 2019 - 23:25
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June 29, 2019 - 23:26
Scorecards going in to round 3?
June 29, 2019 - 23:26
fuckken gay wrestling is killing this gay ass sport
June 29, 2019 - 23:26
t. can't afford to watch actual HD
June 29, 2019 - 23:26
Hope both these chumps get cut next thing
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
not to be racist but he really looks like a monkey (so did forrest griffin who is white)
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
>sucking cock, butt sex and wearing a dress makes you a fighter
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
at least the girl is actually hot this time.
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
this ref absolutely suck holy shit
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
That's the strangest commercial I've seen
June 29, 2019 - 23:27
Shit stoppage. Shit ref overall.
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
>5'9
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>tfw wmma was better and spicier than this shit
apologize right fucking now
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June 29, 2019 - 23:28
early stoppage desu senpai
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
I tuned back in at the right moment lol
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
They're both pretty much the same shade of black. You don't see that too too often.
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
What the fuck was that, nig wasn't even out yet.
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
which one was the middleweight
June 29, 2019 - 23:28
lol are you even aware about tv channels apps?
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
Absolutely terrible stoppage, the fuck's wrong with this ref
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
shit knock down and shit GnP
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
>bet on the emily whittaker fight going over they said
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
that's 2 early stoppages now
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
This dude had 4 days notice. Could have did that 10 minutes ago.
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
unrelated question but what's the name of the song that plays at the end of sports commentaries
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
sauce on this aryan goddess?
June 29, 2019 - 23:29
yeah that wasn't a good stoppage
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
>american mayonaise
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June 29, 2019 - 23:30
How long till fights start getting called after the first knock down that doesn’t have the guy immediately ready to pull guard?
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
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June 29, 2019 - 23:30
why, daurde sandstorm of course :)
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
That was a perfect stoppage, anyone who disagrees doesn't know the rules
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
Dana White will be shilling on his deathbed.
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
are we entering the age of explosive ngubus?
June 29, 2019 - 23:30
>get home just in time to sit and see the AFRICAN BVLL deliver a heem based
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
Is he making monkey noises? Lol
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
I love mooey tie it's my favourite fighting thing.
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
The dude was still intelligently defending, prove me otherwise
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
Ref is an absolute brainlet.
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
wtf that crowd needs a webm
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
>Foh cas I will always root for africans over niggers
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
LMAO at that shot of the Minnesota crowd.
June 29, 2019 - 23:31
did he just say ngubu power
June 29, 2019 - 23:32
this is unironically the goat post fight speech of
June 29, 2019 - 23:32
He's more a Yoel than a Ngannou
June 29, 2019 - 23:32
>mou Tie
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June 29, 2019 - 23:32
that was awesome. I have no idea what he said but the energy is there. Glory to Christ.
June 29, 2019 - 23:32
haha, you got me. based anonymous!! :)
June 29, 2019 - 23:33
Look at this Minnesota mall.
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June 29, 2019 - 23:33
Oooo oooo ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh
June 29, 2019 - 23:33
holy shit, the nog who won the fight is a real mush mouth.
June 29, 2019 - 23:34
why are african blacks so much friendlier than their american counterparts bros?
June 29, 2019 - 23:34
My cousin hot stationed there and said it might as well be Somalia.
June 29, 2019 - 23:34
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June 29, 2019 - 23:34
Probably taken while there was an event for Somalians.
June 29, 2019 - 23:35
Africans actually face legitimate struggles
June 29, 2019 - 23:35
UBUNTU POWER MOGIA ZULU HU HU HU HU
June 29, 2019 - 23:35
Estimated main event time? Going to set alarm for 15 mins before. Like 4:30am right?
June 29, 2019 - 23:36
They haven't been tainted (heh) by the Hwite Man.
June 29, 2019 - 23:36
tell me how the shit cunt was getting out of that whilst taking constant elbows from a roided nig?
June 29, 2019 - 23:37
Can you tell us about kalakukko, finnbro? Is it good?
June 29, 2019 - 23:38
Used to work at MoA. Not what it usually looks like
June 29, 2019 - 23:38
Get up at 3:30, that's when the good fights start lad.
June 29, 2019 - 23:41