OFFICIAL UFC MINNEAPOLIS GAMETHREAD #1

>Main Card (ESPN, 9 p.m. ET)

Junior dos Santos vs. Francis Ngannou

Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez

Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin

Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel

Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes

Paul Craig vs. Alonzo Menifield

>Preliminaries (ESPN, 6 p.m. ET)

Ricardo Ramos vs. Journey Newson

Eryk Anders vs. Vinicius Moreira

Jared Gordon vs. Dan Moret

Dalcha Lungiambula vs. Dequan Townsend

Emily Whitmire vs. Amanda Ribas

Maurice Greene vs. Junior Albini

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Where are the streams nigger?

Schaub

GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

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>yfw when 9 HEEM weekends in a row coming up

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there's no other commentator that kills it for me like bisping, holy shit i'll take that fat faggot from ONE over him.

Menifield is fucking huge, easily most roided guy at lhw

HEEEEM WITH THE BOYS HOW WE DOIN?!

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Who is here waiting for some action?

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I could heem every baby here

>go to watch UFC prelims on ESPN site
>pay for cable
>link to login in for cable doesn't work
>ESPN+ trial link works

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*unzips dick*

they got rid of goldberg and smith for these fucking retards (minus anik)

Have you purchased the PPV yet heem?

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rotate your pictures dickhead

it looks so shitty that I know its not an edit

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Goldie looks like Teflon Don. Fucking boss

>Marty’s Nigerian accent magically gone

God I hate this fucking fraud

I always enjoy what tyron lends to the desk

fuck u daner
crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ngannou-vs-dos-santos/

Nice seats. Id be hyped.

>JDS breaks his hands on Ngannou's chiselled form

did he had a nigerian accent? lol, he always sounded like a regular burger to me

you're right that footage is totally unedited, goldie is a real life telepath

Bisping needs to be sent to LFA or something for seasoning if they're gonna keep using him

Quite, lad, quite

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how much did that cost

Hey Marty

Does Junior Dos Santos
>die from cerebral aneurysm?
or, does Junior Dos Santos
>die from subarachnoid hemorrhage?
tough call, I'm goin subarachnoid hemorrhage just cause it sounds so fuckin awesome

What should I edit into the screen

Is there a reason why the fights aren't starting on time? Did a fight get cancelled or something?

Just got outta county last night. Whats this "heem day" thing about?

200

>got DDOSd by some salty little faggot scouser 13 year old because I heemed him twice in UFC 3
>fights coming soon
>only access to internet is via mobile data
HEEM ME UP

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Here Everyone Enjoys Monday

How the fuck is marty doing the deskjob and cornering ngannou at the same time?

santos in an interview says "july 6th is.... heem day"

lurk moar nigger

he's on multi task mode faggot

All black desk. White people BTFO

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I LOVE MMA

>tfw you have to go out later tonight so you're going to miss the main card

Do you ever cancel on friends to watch UFC with heem?

Good to hear. Cheers to a good night ahead.

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post your song when Ngannou fuckin kills dos Santos tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=1BPoMIQHwpo

we geeet it

BUM PAGE

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heem is the only friend I need

thats sound crazy cheap fot that view, congrats

>Reminder
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Jon Jones: Black belt,Gaidojutsu,Blue belt in bjj
Brendan Schaub: Brown Belt in bjj
Ben Askren: Black Belt in bjj
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Andrade:Brown Belt in bjj
DC Cormier: Brown belt in bjj
DJ Mighty Mouse: Brown belt in bjj
Cejudo :Yellow belt in Shotokan Karate
Adesanya: Blue belt in bjj
BJ Penn: 5th degree Black belt in bjj
Nunes :Black Belt in bjj,brown belt in judo
Cyborg:Black belt in Muay Thai,Brown belt in bjj
Ronda: 6th Dan Black belt in Judo
Miesha Tate: Purple belt in bjj
Holly Holm: Blue belt in bjj
Joanna Jedrzejczyk: 0 rank
Francis Ngannou: 0 rank
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Rose Namajunas: Black belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Brown belt in bjj

Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu


UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES
Notable exceptions:
1)Anderson Silva: Black prajied in Muay Thai
3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
5th dan black belt in Taekwondo
Yellow rope in Capoeira
2)GSP: 3rd dan black belt in Kyokushin Karate
1st degree black belt in bjj
Black belt in Gaidojutsu
Black belt in Shidōkan

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Imagine how funny it would be if one of these guys was name Ching but he's not actually asian?

heavyweight for the first fight?? mmm

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its gonna be funny when ngannou gets flushed tonight (again)

the cucks will be seething

gringos from here don't have friends, they're unironically all lonely fucks irmão, don't even bother asking

Rashad is white

>Albini not brain dead after his last fight

Albini's fights are always hilarious, I like the big galoot

I’ll be there in an hour you I’m a cazzie

My stream is not on the list

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Marty . . . was NIGERIAN

im torn. I love good 'ol Dos Santos, but I want to see Ngannou do nothing but win

guys i want to buy a ufc pickup truck now

I can't remember the last time I saw someone use the word 'galoot'.

You're okay in my book.

Here we GO!

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When are they going to stop using that stupid cage?

The Pamper Baby Albini!!!!!

I just don't make plans for fight night and tell them if they want to see me, they can come over and watch with me. House Rule: They have to shut the fuck up the entire time though unless it's in between fights or WMMA.

Albini about to get cut after this fight kek

To watch the matches Ngandu Santos for telegram channel @antibookscool

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Did you go to the F1rst show yesterday? Shit was comfy senpai

A big guy

CROCHET
BOSS

Albini has such short arms.

Please don't let Francis be the water that flushes Junior.

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Fight Companion tonight or is Rogan there?

Why did they put such a meme fight so low on the card?

lmfao Baby's head doesn't fit his body at all

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Rogan only does PPVs.
And he was in Atlantic City, so no fight companion

So my regular dealer texts me, says he's out of town but his dude can hook me up. He says dude's name is Brian. I think, Brian, alright, probably a white guy. I like a white dealer, makes me feel at ease. Maybe have to talk to him about movies for a bit, you know, easy going. So I hit him up, he says to head over. I pull up to his complex, text him I'm there. Then I'm waiting. Waiting. ends up being 20 minutes. Finally he texts me, says come up. I get there and he opens the door-brian's a fucking nigger!!! dicey dicey

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I think it's kinda old fashioned, my grandfather used to say it all the time

UTTERLY

BLACKED

woo its a good one

Spice

Now this is can fighting

He’ll be releasing his live reaction to the main event later on his porn hub channel

>diaper man

F

What the FUCK is cardio? Just SWANG and BANG

What a clown fight

Lmfao Albini’s career is done

Albini was our guy

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THIS PALCE IS PACKED AND ITS ONLY THE 1ST FIGHT WTF MINNESOTA BASED AF

AAAAAAAAAAAND CUT

GREENE GONNA CROCHET UP AN L FOR ALBINI

Based fight fans

Can crushed

He put that guy out like a campfire!

Quick and spicy, that’s exactly how I like my heavyweight fights.

NOOOOOOOOOO WTF HE'S JUST LIKE ME!!!! HOW COULD HE LOSE BROS?

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He never had a nigerian accent. That guy just made that up

We have 8 weekends in a row with a card after tonight. Going to be a comfy couple of months.

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1/7 on my parlay

that looks so yummy, girl isn't bad either

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>Albini so heavy his head bouncing on the canvas actually put Yea Forums down

Minnesota is a big pro rasslin/combat sport state. Surprising they don't get more events tbqh, mandrama always does good numbers there.

Kek

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enjoy the ban fatso

"Junior Albini's 'plan is to kill or die' at UFC on ESPN 3 to avoid being released"

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2 months of pic related in a row

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what the fuck

Based snack and hoes poster

here are the picks i'm not taking anymore

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We get crappy regional promotion fights at the Indian casino and haven’t had a ufc in years

i find Kristen Bell VERY sexy.

JDS heems Ngannou in the first round. Screen cap this

good to see a pan to the cage with the celebrating fighter

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battle of the qts now

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A 13 year old doesn't know how how to dos someone, your dog stepped on the cable or something bro

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Joanna broke Whitmire's nose during a "friendly" spar back in the day

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What time main card start

get the lotion, lads

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Nah, but I unironically plan stuff around UFC events. Call me autistic but I don't go to parties when there is a great card. Instead I'll invite my mma homies for drinks and we watch the fight

Dana all over that

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i bet it's a boxercise match. the over is 2.5 rounds -200

Now kiss

>Hear American accents during UFC
No problem
>Hear American accents during commercials
Cringe

Just take HRT like everyone else here and be the women?

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I can definitely see JJ flipping the killswitch on somebody that tries to get frisky in sparring

JDS
Benevidez
Maia
Roberts
Polo reyes
Meinfeld

So Uncle Daner likes fierce bitches?

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Underrated

I think you'd be surprised

How long until the maia fight?

Joanne is a bitch and you shouldn't spar with people you don't trust. Both of these things are pretty well-known

Jones is a sociopath and should be locked up for public safety.

Lol fuck this camera guy

The first hour isn't being shown on TV in Canada.

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Is Whitmire a WASP name?

that was the webm i was searching for days ago, thanks Igor.

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Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Menifield

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CUTE

>wmma

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hit or miss?

i am noticing bisping is talking alot less, this is good

This Brazilian honey's seizin' it

>"Spitfire" Whitmire

so scroll up and use a stream like the rest of us

what was dc's announcement?

Give me some sauce Ivan

How long until the Maia fight lads, watching American sniper and need to know will I miss the rest of the movie

nice backpack but gotta take a shit

3.5+ bongs

bisking based af on commentary.

based goldie

Whitmare talked all that shit to get backpacked

Bisping is good now that he's not paired with Brandon Fitzgerald or whatever his name is.

they always be like that

I don't have it, Jorje

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Cringe is it another starting at 4am UK time card, I thought they atoppes cucking us with non ppv cards and start earlier

>Bisping is good
nno

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jesus the crowd sound is loud af, someone needs to fix this shit, it's scaring everytime lol

Amanda Ribas got a 2 year suspension for roiding

yeah no idea why they don't move hours to exclude the biggest market for them.

I bet they've been sneaking in kisses this whole round

I don't really like this, Daniil

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bisping is "good" in the sense he's talking a lot less

booby scoops ko'd this guy

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finland > sweden

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Why do people don't kick the shit out of the opponent's legs when they can. Instead their tried to get in the closed guard to gss themself

You'd be surprised. They can barely get enough for the bigger NoGi grappling tournaments here - weird since there are tons of BJJ gyms and it is a huge state for wrestling.

Excellent bunda in this match

He actually knows what he's taking about because he fought and trained unlike Joe Rogan.

When's Yoel

How many anons armed with baseball bats would it take to defeat Ngannou, JDS, Jon Jones and Brock Lesnar

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH ALREADY

Ew

Lungiambula line moved 100 the last hour. Dude is -420 now.

>fun JUST HEEM fight between two heavyweight cans to start the night
>mood instantly ruined by an inevitable 15 min snoozefest of a cuntfight

why do Bisping talks like he's drooling over himself?

You could make that argument for any nigger.

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work on your bait buddy

Shut up cunt, no reason not to have it at 6pm fat fuck burger time

>actually watching a non flyweight wmma contest

unironically more athletic than most female fighters

SHEEM TAPPY

It turns me on to see ribas dominate

Francis
Jussier
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Menifield

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HEEM FAPPY

shitmire

Now we know why she was suspended by USADA for two years

LMAO Whitmire talked shit at the weigh ins and in the ring and looked like an absolute can.

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Is it over?

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Love watching brazilian women kick ass, to be completely honest

ur 2 months early bucko

lmfao Amandinha smashed this broad, BJJ wins again.

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Ya what a terrible snoozefesr

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Whitmire is so sensitive. It feels like it's her first time in the octagon. The way she felt like it was some accident and not a fight

Imagine

Nice ass

>Clearly just fanning air onto her face to get more oxygen
>Ref stops the fight

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lol ye she jacked

The reason is probably because they get more viewers at the time they chose. Maybe the UFC should hire you on the analytics team. Go to bed Virgil.

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Her sweet strong tan body dominating that pale beta female

Does formiga have the most powerful backpack attack in the ufc?

congratulations roidbas

>thank you my daddy

no prob hun

>this american lass got fucked by a cheese eater mineirinha

lmao

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White belt in english . What a doll

>Slightly more viewers at 9pm than 6pm
>completely cuts out 60% of Europe

This is why your mum should have drowned you as a child, you are a failure at life and will die alone

She needs to thank her steroids. Only clean Brazilian in MMA history is Maia.

vintage meme

Very based

>tfw none of them are named Jamal

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I hate this cunt already.

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How was she the underdog in this fight again?

rude much?

ahh great
BLACKSPLOSION

she looks like my cousin

they assumed she would stop taking PEDS

Shut the fuck up, she's based

are you implying anybody gives a fuck about european viewership?

post pics

Got this Dalcha guy by a mile. Got to see him train earlier. Literally the second widest lats I have seen on a fighter in person after Bork.

>exciting fight
>happy and celebrating
>grateful to everyone
Literally the only reason to dislike that performance is if you're a bitter cunt

African vs African American

but... i need this outta my house

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Just go to bed. No one gives a fuck that you retards can't watch. UFC included.

vs African American Albanian

Your mum does, 90% of her target audience for her gangbang and scat porn videos are from Europe

Imagine not having basic cable lmao

>be nobody female fighter on the prelims
>get interview because cute

you should have /bet/ if you knew something the bookies didn't

that's how you get value when degenerate gambling

I heard

The DC announcement was just a tv series or some shit

jesus why am i seeing this for the first time

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Why user? She whipped her opponent's ass as an debuting underdog and was humble and elated.

Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Craig

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This next fighter is from Congo and he's the light heavyweight and heavyweight champion of the Africa regional MMA scene. I am rock hard right now for his debut.

>cheese eater mineirinha
Quick rundown on this?

She said Minneapolis was beautiful. I can confirm that isn't true. The nice looking parts smell like sewage and are extremely adjacent. The true redpill is living in a nice part of Saint Paul. You've got a wide birth, no sewer smell, and easy access to Minneapolis (if you want to go there which you probably don't).

What's the point of this nigger posts?

The food is meh and the women are mostly overly dressed

get interview because finish retard
you finish a fight early they have air-time to fill

You murdered, cooked and ate that fat chick, didn't you.

Updated odds

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>SAND MINE!

they really want a African champ,ayy lmao kikes

She was just being nice, nobody actually thinks america has beautiful cities

DIGGING SAND

SANDMINE
A
N
D
M
I
N
E

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>Magic sand

It's already over

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Is it time for a milk bags. heem?

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who the fuck is paying for cable these days

GREAT MEN
R
E
A
T

M
E
N

Francis is here to BLACK all of your moms.

she's from Minas Gerais and they eat a lot of pão de queijo there

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ONE LAST RUN BROTHER

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Is "He digs sand" the new "He wrestles bears"?

She's from Brazil bro, a literal shithole.

I like old Ngannou's haircut more. He looked more intimidating

Minneapolis, better known as Little Mogadishu

My parents lmao

I just use my buddies login and link it to ESPN

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thawlts?

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someone post the Junior UFC fire webm/gif

same

Ngannou would get heemed by Wilder in MMA

funny saying that when you just described a shithole city in your country

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LMFAOOOO

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Any anons from Africa?

List of heavyweights that beat Ngannou:

JDS
Hunto
Sea Level Healthy Cain
Werdum
Pat Barry
Stipe
DC
Prime Barnett
and, of course, pic related

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Ngannou basically just KOs washed up HW fighters

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If JDS knocks out Francis I'll

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Gutted I can't see ngannou kill another legend. Family fucking bbq gotta pretend to be normie for a day

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Wake up, Ngubu.

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They got pretty cities doe

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do the UFC have a big following there?

>Bisping AND Felder
Insta mute

>African Invasion

Anyone have the ngannous x gorilla pic?

>African invasion
really laying it on thick

>African Invasion
Even the UFC knows are women only want to be BLACKED

why is Mike Perry not on that list of African fighters?

Africa is taking over the UFC

That's relative bro. It's still nicer than most cities in the world or country.

I am so horny lads, my life is fucked and I am poor but I am kind of decent looking with a slim, arhletic body. How can I just fuck an ugly chick without any drama or dating etc, I keep seeing fucking losers way uglier than me with chicks who I would happily fuck

>enhance

More like tourist trap for hooligans to rob.

What's his endgame?

GOAT FIGHTER AND COMMENTATOR

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All black people look alike.

100% someone is getting slept here

Dalcha is a BBC specimen

Just be yourself

>Dequan

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Brock beats DC

Just be yourself

go gay

have you tried tinder

>nickname is champion
He already won the story of the fight

disgusting. The steak is fucking raw in the middle

Learning to read

Just be yourself (but cooler and sexier)

would be great if their next African hype project gets derailed in his first fight

there is no way in hell tarantula takes this. The other dude is ferocious

get out there and fuck unless you're a psycho or have no personality you can pull ugos all day

Dequan looks like a man on a mission

They should lay n' pray in solidarity

I am way too poor for tinder, no job lice at home etc

BRING BACK SOKOUDJOU

who's the african between these 2

African (American) vs African (African)

I feel like I've seen this movie before...

the fuck is that

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this nigga looks mean

>skin tag

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+335 and -420 odds with -220 on under 1.5 rounds. Someone about to get KO

big black cyst

>walking out to Biggie
Everyone is still trying to be like Conor

long hair is american

But how and where? I don't want my friends and family to see me in pics with uggos etc I just want to fuck them

Biggest flash in the pan in MMA history

The guy with an unpronounceable name

Mole

This card is nog city

black on black crime

yeah and jamal was asian dude big fuckin deal

thank god Rogan isnt commentating he might cream his pleats

Has anyone ever failed that pre fight gloves/mouthpiece/body check?

are you fucking stupid? So no one, even a black brethren, can walk out to biggie because conor used it. Moronic

who is the niggest nig of this clash of nigs?

He defeated the man who defeated Jon Jones.

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Damn this dude is on some juice

disgusting

EXPLOSIVENESS

yes, gloves have a loose string, missing mouth piece

my m8 did

Longibula has some sick throws

So Dequan basically lost everybody? Jeez man wtf Take his head off champ

5' 8" kek

>5'8

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is Bisping a cuck?

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I was just thinking that

American niggers are somehow even uglier than African ones.

>Dalcha will be featured on the upcoming MMA Show

normally i'd root for an African nig over an American one,but ufc is obviously going to be pushing this guy hard,needs to be derailed

How the FUCK does that Afreakan make 205

Townsend is absolutely repulsive to look at

THIS MAN IS A SPEEEEEEEEECIMEN
STOP THE FIGHT
STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT NOW

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I remember someone got their nails clipped right there
Also sometimes they decide they don't like the ankle/knee wraps

He is mini Ngannou

WAKANDA FOREVA

Shut the fuck up bisping

This referee looks like a police sketch of Dan Miragliotta

what the fuck is in this guys quads? solid stone?

Chimpanzee build

BLACK ON BLACK CRIME

Id like to work in some penis inspection joke here

I gotta run out and get some fite nite snacks. I got a Danish bakery that makes very good pastries, and I got a chocolate shop that makes great fudge and peanut brittle. Where should I go?

Bisping is worse than Rogan.

I love bisping but he loves the sound of his own voice a lot

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To the euthanasia center

Bisping is at his same level tonight

What's-his-face just got caught greasing before he got cut rrom Rizin

OOOOOOOHHHHHH

HE JABBED HIM

>a black guy with thick legs

wtf

No, he's a Count

liquor store

Go Dansk!

To the euthanasia center

Guys, I don't think I can handle all of these fast twitch muscle fibers

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS A JAB
THATS A FUCKING JAB
DID YOU SEE THAT JAB
HOLY FUCKING SHIT A JAB

OHHHHHH A JAB STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

Rogan is having the winner of this fight on the next JRE

Wasn’t funny. I guess Arabic humor doesn’t translate into English very well.

african wrestlefag

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Basado

>inb4 gassing out by round 2 sokodjou style

>already gassed

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>be nig
>gas

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH HE JABBED HIM IT IS ALL OVER

lmao he's gassed already

they'll really gonna meme this guy huh

WHAT A ROUND

commentary are trying to make him win the story of the fight

gas

The punch was good that round

WHST A BEAST!!!!

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ROIDED NIGGER

My God, he's like another Ngannou!!!

How did that african nigga not even pulse at least before the fight

nah,this guy don't have it,,,,meme derailed

So this is the power of blacksplosive africans

Magumbo is a nigger, dequan the frenchman will heem him

>tfw P3
I really need some P bro's

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So this is the power of nogs............ huh

wait Dalcha is a wrestlefag??????? FUCK

He's like if Ngannou could wrestle

He's 5'8"

cmon black man beat the other black man

who already drunk here?

literally the lhw usman

lay & pray + african genetics = new meta?

i just drink at parties to fit in

fucking gay mafia

Don't forget to pick up your fag shirts goy

>LGBTQ

Just wait guys, we'll get to see a punch this round as well

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>p-please buy our merch

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Someone pls shoop this or make an actual shirt thats says "we are all heem"

so now the UFC is promoting sodomites?

looks gay

Holy fuck stand them up. He's doing nothing on top.

Still punishing Dana for the Loretta Hunt video all these years later

what a waste of niggernetics by Dalcha

>Playing closed guard even though your bjj sucks
I guess you can get a standup

I will not buy (((their))) t-shirt

these guys are black.

hate nigs so much

based. cable is for old men, one can easily have access to everything via internet

What a boring shit fight

PAID OFF REF

Blackadaisical

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what a fucking bore

Scorecards going in to round 3?

fuckken gay wrestling is killing this gay ass sport

t. can't afford to watch actual HD

based twitchy

Hope both these chumps get cut next thing

not to be racist but he really looks like a monkey (so did forrest griffin who is white)

>sucking cock, butt sex and wearing a dress makes you a fighter

at least the girl is actually hot this time.

based and huepilled

this ref absolutely suck holy shit

this nigga is done

That's the strangest commercial I've seen

Shit stoppage. Shit ref overall.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>5'9

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BLACKSPLOSION

>tfw wmma was better and spicier than this shit

apologize right fucking now

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early stoppage desu senpai

HEEM NIGGED

I tuned back in at the right moment lol

They're both pretty much the same shade of black. You don't see that too too often.

What the fuck was that, nig wasn't even out yet.

which one was the middleweight

lol are you even aware about tv channels apps?

Absolutely terrible stoppage, the fuck's wrong with this ref

shit knock down and shit GnP

good stoppage though

this right here

>bet on the emily whittaker fight going over they said

state of this ref

that's 2 early stoppages now

This dude had 4 days notice. Could have did that 10 minutes ago.

Terrible stoppage.

unrelated question but what's the name of the song that plays at the end of sports commentaries

sauce on this aryan goddess?

Ngubu looking natty.

yeah that wasn't a good stoppage

>american mayonaise

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How long till fights start getting called after the first knock down that doesn’t have the guy immediately ready to pull guard?

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why, daurde sandstorm of course :)

That was a perfect stoppage, anyone who disagrees doesn't know the rules

Dana White will be shilling on his deathbed.

are we entering the age of explosive ngubus?

>get home just in time to sit and see the AFRICAN BVLL deliver a heem
based

Is he making monkey noises? Lol

wtf kill that ref now

I love mooey tie it's my favourite fighting thing.

The dude was still intelligently defending, prove me otherwise

Such a bad stoppage.

wakanda forever

Ref is an absolute brainlet.

Felsa Bean

wtf that crowd needs a webm

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>Foh cas
I will always root for africans over niggers

LMAO at that shot of the Minnesota crowd.

WE WUZ KANGS!!!!!!!!

did he just say ngubu power

THANKS YOU

this is unironically the goat post fight speech of

He's more a Yoel than a Ngannou

>mou Tie

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that was awesome. I have no idea what he said but the energy is there. Glory to Christ.

haha, you got me. based anonymous!! :)

Awesome accent tbqhwyf

Look at this Minnesota mall.

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Oooo oooo ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh

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holy shit, the nog who won the fight is a real mush mouth.

why are african blacks so much friendlier than their american counterparts bros?

My cousin hot stationed there and said it might as well be Somalia.

Selection bias.

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novo

Probably taken while there was an event for Somalians.

Africans actually face legitimate struggles

UBUNTU POWER MOGIA ZULU HU HU HU HU

...

Bullshit lmao

Estimated main event time? Going to set alarm for 15 mins before. Like 4:30am right?

They haven't been tainted (heh) by the Hwite Man.

tell me how the shit cunt was getting out of that whilst taking constant elbows from a roided nig?

Can you tell us about kalakukko, finnbro? Is it good?

Used to work at MoA. Not what it usually looks like

Nah dude

great boomer walkout

Get up at 3:30, that's when the good fights start lad.

yeeeaahh letsa gooo

lmao