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thanks for the thread m8

Based kiwi.

Thanks for the thread

Got a strategy for the aussies right here lads.

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Imagine losing to this pathetic Australia team.

no problem cricbros

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hate life and myself

what would happen if Starc did this ironically during the death overs?

england on suicide watch too

Isn't it banned now?

I'd have a small giggle over the global seethe it would produce

that's where you're wrong. seeing england eliminated at the group stage after promising so much will bring me more joy than any poxy tournament win could. just imagine the damage control in eoin morgan's press conference. imagine jonny bairstow after falling for yet another golden duck. it's going to be so great

Can England beat India?

poone poolliamson

yeah but i'm sure they would deem it a dead ball

Hope this sport dies finally

latham is torture

Yes, they can

Anything can happen on home soil

Incredible seethe and the horse lady would wear a black cap as a form of solidarity.

can but won't. bar ben stokes there is not a single member of the squad that isn't totally mentally mashed. I could even see us being bowled out for

India are more likely to throw the game. But can't put it past the English players to fuck it up even then.

And I thought grimdia had the most boring matches

fucks sake what is this

you sound like a greasy little weirdo

a failed runchase. many such cases

Based test cricket from NZ here

see of bumrah and shami and we're in with a sniff, just gotta target the spinners teebeeaich

kinda weird how boxing is way bigger than cricket here these days

kek

Not much happening here. Might jack off to some asmr and go to bed.

not little, i'm a fat cunt

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like New Zealand are trying to NOT win the game?

reckon it's a no-ball

White nations are usually not good against spin bowling.

we will win, screencap me

India has the most elite spin attack m8

can't wait for the GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF posting during the ashes

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New to cricket, can someone explain the "this is the thread" meme?

I like your spin attack solely because you have the rarely seen left arm wrist spinner

Why aren't they trying to win though?

>White nations
??

Yeah I don’t want him dead but since he is already the silver lining is that we won’t hear any more music from him now. how is that edgy?

surely you're joking

It should be criminal to play ODIs this way

I think poopeeland are mentally cooked

NZ, Australia, PooK

Ok bros
I'm done with my life
But before going I want cricket to be great again
I can kill atleast 1 BCCI/ICC executive with proper planning and training
Who shall it be

>behrendorff already bowled 9 overs
Don't remember this tbqh.

Has been for a while now. Boxers fill out 80'000 stadiums here while cricket games look dead

yeah mate I'm definitely going to tell you to kill a public figure on 4channel dot org

isn't using back of the bats illegal??

The recent success of Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury has made a load of people jump on the bandwagon. Although now that Joshua got BTFO interest could drop if he doesn't recover.

Although if they really wanted to make more people watch cricket, they shouldn't have locked the World Cup behind a paid subscription.

Reported to fbi m8

Do they have watchlists in India?

compared to most of the world england home games are in pretty good shape

had three gay men grab my arse tonight lads among other events

>25(51)
Based.

isn't using cross seam illegal??

Yea m8
We have the mighty CID

Admit it, this post made you chuckle at least.

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bit disrespectful for aussie bowlers to bowl bouncers after what happened to phil hughes

Indra Nooyi, do it you wet flap

GONE
GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
EAT A BAG OF DICKS

>failor

ON THE ROPES FUCK OFF

dog shit

Lads I'm thinking we're fucked

whats the song playing? after taylor got out?

What song was that

12:30 am but don't wanna miss a potential thriller

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rivalries aside I really rate pat cummins
absolute gun

don't lose faith! we can still do it BUT only if you believe

There are government run ITIs (Industrial Training Institutes) here who give training in various vocational and technical skills. But most of those tradies go to the gulf for work.

Lads I just found out that there's an unironic baseball match being hosted today in Britain
What the fuck were they thinking?

I mean, your team can chase down 243 r-right?

Why play with caution? Is it the pitch?

might as well stick a fork in this match because this shit is cooked

Why dont nz just hit it to the boundary?

How long is a baseball game

>DE CONDOM
>going out to a full toss leggie

youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs

BASED SPD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh no no no no

yeah I saw that on BBC sport earlier
mental
why can't americans just keep their sports to themselves
NFL is pretty good but the rest? I can take or leave. obviously if I were born an american I would be a huge baseball fan because there are a lot of parallels to cricket but I wasn't. get it out of my country

Grim

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Poo peeland
Absolute state

fuck australia

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Colin, The Big Failure

>getting out to SNEED SHIT

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we're gonna kill your sport nigel

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't believe the crowd booed smith AGAIN. this is disgusting.
I'm not sure I want to be a cricket fan if this is the sort of behaviour that cricket fans think is ok

RARE
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you can still do it guys, p-please

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the seething hobbit island of poo peeland

I'm going to sleep.

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This is it poopeeland is going to prolapse.

>NFL is pretty good

Deanos OUT

fucking embarrassment

I'm at least relieved that the baseball game is being held at a divegrass stadium. if they'd held it at lord's or the oval I would probably top myself

The last world Cup nz were fearsome batting, what the fuck happened?

So now that NZ have lost the game, they have to win their last game against Englel to qualify top 4 right?

Tipping a quick 100(42) from neeshGOD

why can australia win against anyone except india lads

COLIN IS A BIG GUY
WHY DOES HE SWING THE BAT?

le Big Mac retired

calm down mate
i'm not a huge fan or anything, I literally only watch the playoffs but I think it's a pretty interesting sport

we haven't lost yet!!!!

De Grandcuck

>minnow basherland

back from work lads. Anything going on?

Reckon NZ might be in a bit of Barney Rubble

did the drunk ford poster get home safe

Reckon drunk lad got arrested?

>he thinks Jimmy Redditsham won't win this for Poo Peeland

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New Zealand getting knocked out in the group stage on the cards

>another falls victim to the sandpaper of smith
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No,they go through if india wins tomorrow.

they deserve it for losing the 2015 final

>tf
>tp

You know who.

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hmmm

Even baseball is mogging cricket in England lmao

what is the dynamic between australia and new zealand exactly
obviously australia's big rivals are england and vica verca. we have a heated yet brotherly rivalry. where does NZ fit in in the national conciousness

reminder that everyone caring about this WC is a brainlet

test cricket is real cricket

Fair effort.

I doubt they can even update the anti-virus on their pc let alone investigating cyber crime.

Requires englel to beat India and nz, and Pakistan to win their last game. Unlikely but plausible.

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hnng

3, 2, 1, 4

Copper here, pulled over some drunk dickhead in a Ford get fucked cunt lmao

>3.53 current RR
>8 required

good one kiwis

>Doubting Dr salunkhe
Yep, cringe

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lol

They're still pretty safe because of their run rate. Australia, India and England are the only teams that can get more points than them, the rest will have to get a better run rate. Also if India beat England then New Zealand qualify automatically.

Laughed harder than I should have.

I do believe new Zealand should consider scoring more runs in order to achieve victory

hopefully, drunk drivers get the rope

WHAT A BEAUT

GONE
GOTTEM
SANDPAPER HANDS

steve 'literal goat' smith

i missed him in the team lads

I think its over, m8s

>Get ahead of the rate early on
>Proceed to flatline for 4 overs

>scores centuries
>bowls out the top order
>has autism

is there anything smoth can't do

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAME OVER MAN

GAME OVER

fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

It's new Zealand's game until required rr goes 38 runs an hour

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Can someone explain to me WHY New Zealand played the way they played? They were above RRR at one point

Business idea:
Slog for a few overs so your group stage run rate stays safe

win a game without cheating

>the literal STATE of poo peeland

>can bat
>can bowl
>can field

based desu

this is confusing, i'm not saying we will lose but hypothetically if we do, we will still get through to the semis on nrr bc even if we lose to angland, pakis can't catch us right?

fuck off smith, cheating convict cunt

why dont you aussie lads play Lyon more in ODIs?

BASED SMITH REMOVING THE KIWI BATSMEN LIKE SANDPAPER REMOVES PAINT

Watching this fielding compared to third worlders is like watching a different sport.

I'm not a fan of music being played every spare moment during a sporting event, especially during cricket. What is wrong with silence and conversation?

If you lose the next one the Pakis might overtake you if they win the BangBros and have a higher NRR

not that different since you're still watching a third world sport, cunt.

Not that interested in this match up

I think Im not sure, Im just trying to remember the points from the top off my head.

Made it home :)

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It would require a ridiclous choke for you to not qualify at this point, Pakistan and Bangladesh probably won't catch you.

How can One man be so based?

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Nicely done m8.

NZ losing here only to give a sense of fake self confidence for the semifinal clash
5D

cricketworldcup.com/video/1239983/cwc19-ind-v-aus-hardik-pandya-dropped-by-alex-carey
Should have upped your fielding game against us and maybe you could have won the game m8 ;-)

Nice one, mate. Remember to drink your coffee later.

happy you are safe but pls dont drive drunk again

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india is 2.5 world

We can still win this lads

New Grimland

Yeah m8 only if it was Yea Forums dot org instead

Doesn't make sense m8

Good joke, lad.

NZ almost lost against Bangladesh also.

>3.5
>9 required

You only drove 4km, how did it take you so long?

we can do it we can do it we can do it we can do it

fixed?

Just hit sixes and win the game lmao
It's not even that hard haha

Cheers.

I waited ages to depart because I saw some cop cars drive past my parked car and made me paranoid.

kiwis are already in the semis who even cares about this match

noice garry

It's a similar approach but not as dire

Poocopylpse

notice how the boomer guitar turned up and changed everything

why isn't my support helping them

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bye bye
nz collapse

J U S T

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you know what's gay about cricket?
when a result is extremely obvious but you can see it 2 hours before it's even happened.

It's sad how you have the best of the best like the end of the Afg/Pak game and then this shit and South Africa yesterday.

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REDDIT BTFO REDDIT BTFO REDDIT BTFO

your team is shit

You must make D 'u A to All Ah!

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this is why Meme20 is better than poODIs

New Zealand needs to up their run rate or they are going to lose, I think.

NZ is lucky that they got a point out of their India fixture.

amazing thing about that beginning was we were all talking about how fucking dreadful aussie batting was and then the kiwis go and match it lmao

The only reason nz will make the semis is because of their rain point against India and Pakistan being Pakistan.

>batting even worse than >us

They scored 3 runs per over during PP 2. Even Afghanistan managed to score FOUR runs per over.

this has to be the most pathetic run chase in this wc

Thought you crashed into every lamppost on your way home, glad you're safe.

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>we're top two confirmed after this
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At least put up a fight, even South Africa tried their best and they are objectively the worst team this year

Disgusting fucking innings from NZ

This. ODIs are an irrelevant format. t20s are shit, but at least they cut out the useless 30 overs.

>only 9 WALLOPS in the whole innings

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10 an over we can do it, one super good over and we will be right back in it

>white nation
>UK
M8 they're the minority already , my last business trip in england was like visiting some islamic country.

BASED STARC
CRINGE ZEALAND ON THE ROPES

DON'T EVEN CARE
FUCK OFF THE PITCH

Pakistan really cooked these kiwis up psychologically

I rate this the worst game ever played in a long ass time.

Nah, it was only a 5-10 minute drive. Gonna warm up some chicken and rice now. Maybe have a Milo as well.

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the chase is a bit shit but you have to admit the aussie collapse was based

Pls don't blow yourself up mate. 72 goats are not worth it

disgraceful stuff from nz, I hope they're ashamed

oh nonononononononononono

is that score right? oh oh *choke*

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tipping NZ to beat Aus in the semifinal desu
Williamson with another master class

they memed their way to the top only beating afghanistan or bangladesh. only tough game against India was rained off.

Just got 2 chicken and cheeses from maccas, gonna be a good day.

Solid feed. Might buy some Milo when I head to Safeway today. Been a good while since I've had some.

Neither are the virgins because they all are you

Big Buttocks Ferguson

>$1 large fries
Bought 5 of them tbqh.

kys finch

Nathan Lyon has a head like a lightbulb

Must have a big ol brain in there

>Milo
Haven't had that since I was six.

only he was a few inches taller lol

Is there a limit to the amount you can buy?

They choke bro

>being too much of a manlet to catch the ball

Was gonna get some but not available till 10.30am

just 100 more lads

Not sure, don't think they gave a fuck at 2am.

i think im the only kiwiposter left, but why did everyone leave when we are STILL in this

Bangla bro will win their next match against paki

almost

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of course
Don't you recall Abbott's Fat Fucks Bill?
Based Tone

And poo peelanders were saying Paki’s and Indians disappear when their teams starts losing

small team mentality, can't handle pressure

GONE

Solid effort m8.

somalis disagree.

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KEK
FUCK OFF

>You used to get a free tennis ball with milo
Those were the days

where have all the poo peelanders gone?

Those years are all a blur to me desu

>scoring less than 150

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS

>tfw Sachin used to be the main man for Milo before Boost
Even gave that free bat too I think

el boulto WILL save this innings

no, not like this...its his birthday... you deserved more el boulto...

another one bites

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Indian """""""""'banter"""""""""'. Kek.

M8 there are like hardly two of them and daniel
>Proud of rape
>In army
Expected

>the bihari poster was here all along
No salvation for this guy and his cringe posting.

>in army
>posting on Yea Forums
totally legit

what's the best indian state

Can't believe >we managed to win this.

Throw away the last wicket you daft cunt at least the end game

best for what?

Not Bihar that's for sure.

how did you lose against us?.

Why did you delete? Stand up for what you feel lad

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i'll admit it now, this isn't looking too good

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN

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BCCI rigged it as usual

Kerala, Maharashtra, Tamil Nadu, Karnataka, New Delhi(if you learn to live with smog),Punjab

Kashmir is unironically based

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Business idea : Have 30 overs per side

Goa and Kerala for the beaches and overall chill way of life

thanks for the most boring game of the cup lads

Lords looks kino under lights tbqh

This has been the most pathetic run chase I've ever seen

You can just never tell in cricket until the allotted number of overs have been bowled

first 6 in 90 minutes
KEK

santGOD

CAM ON NEW ZEALAND WE BELIEVE IN YOU

Based fat cunt Warner eating chips.

this is the post

LYON BTFO

Can you declare in ODIs?

SWEET CAROLINE WO WO WO

new zealand WILL chase this

COME BACK

yep, tipping SAINTner to win this

business idea: pay off a few fans to bring sandpaper into the ground, so when sixes are hit they return a tampered ball
pay off the cameramen too not to film them

My mate did a year just travelling around Asia, mostly the Himalayas, he said Kashmir was the most beautiful place he went to although all the army shit was a little nervy.

CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK CUMBACK

>13+ from the over

Easily matching the required rate now, I reckon they've got this in the bag

If saintner wins this I am making my goats son after him

Game gets called a tie due to lack of sun

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NZ are ripe for the taking. England just need to find a way to scrape past India.

why didn't they do that an hour ago

I dare to believe

I meant to say naming but that's a Freudian slip there

Reckon New Zealand have been playing us for fools. THIS IS THE OVER

you're a brave user

kek

just lose already I wanna go to bed

Nathan Lyon brings his pet giraffe into a bar.
Barman says "Hold on son. You can't leave that lyin' there."
Nathan says "That's not a lion. That's a giraffe!"

If NZ wins this I'll fap to sheep pics

Every New Zealand player should drink AUSGODS urine as punishment for putting up the most humiliating performance in years.

GONE
GOTTEM
OFF TO FUCKING BED
SHIT MATCH

based
good one mate

H
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Big poo of a batting chase

Seriously h8 how aussies manage to be so clutch in important tournaments. This aussie team is pretty weak compared to some of the previous squads but I'm pretty sure they'll win this WC as well.

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THROW THE WICKET

everyone knew this is coming I just wish they didn't bury their NRR in the process

NZ could win this if Australia had Gulabadin

Can anyone stop the GODstrailians bros

Australia are CLUTCH

indians already have

sandpaper

it's only you guys who have a taste for urine m8

It's pretty annoying how they peak every WC (bar 2011 when they were in full transition).

Meanwhile England collapse like mental brainlets in every sport.

t.

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that wasn't a lot of fun, I hope the media and people don't turn on them bc of this. I love you BLACKCAPS pls improve and win next game pls. australia just too good again.

wtf it's actually real haha

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oh nononono awwww

>b-but b-b-but my hatrick

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The fuck, these niggas are literally cowtards ft Islam loool

Has Simon duoll gone to that hair transplant place

is Carrey going to become the captain soon?

what the fuck

Bangladesh would've chased this target quite easily desu. NZ choked again.

Carey has beautiful grey eyes

we're coming for you bangbros

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hmmm

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kek starc robbed of the MOTM award

may allah give you the strength to defeat pak inshallah mashallah

The VIRGIN Gaumutra drinking northie
vs
The CHAD Camel urine drinking northie

That is just not equivalent as here we are talking about 7th century when medicines were hardly available where as cowtards live in current time and bash anyone who even thinks of eating a beef steak

ngl, feel pretty bad for him

why don't you guys make your own county though. seems like there is nothing uniting you except maybe hinduism.

If you're the atheist incellah, then may you defeat them with the power of science
Literally BJP tier defending this, my man. Besides, we eat beef here so I can't relate.

Allah's on our side m8.

Wait, so is there actually realistic chance of England not making it to the semis? WTF

>why don't you guys make your own county though
eh, separatists are just annoyed at how our tax money is being looted with no proper development in return. My money has to go to some retard's welfare in BIMARU instead of my own people so obviously there's resentment. Not a serious thing desu

Congrats on the game, Australia. Good Luck in your final game Kiwi bros.

Someone post the points table please. Did NZ's NRR take a big hit?

Boy.. I'd sure like to see the absolute state of your country when allah is not on your side.

Are you the Tamil guy? If so then how do you explain this? I thought that Rajasthan was a BIMARU state.

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I'm NOT incellah bro, I'm another guy but yes I'm atheist too. As for science a lot of it is jewish lies.. so I don't put all my faith in science.

>Puducherry

cricketworldcup.com/standings

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So...this...is the power...of Indian banter...WHOOOAAA...

>first world tier healthcare

Didn't Tamil Nadu score like below North Africa tier in the one and only PISA test they took part in?

Just post it again in /sag/ bro. don't wanna get banned for off topic desu

k

Based us lads. Really don't see who can stop us at this point

Emus

No we have more advanced technology now.

a balding, drunken welshman

hmmm, let me just post the hundreds and hundreds of other times pakistan beat you guys. stop spamming this pic you dumb cunt as if it means anything at all

well, it's 7am. Time for a snooze.

Night dear boro

Cricket

so if england go through we are 4th

but if pakistan go through we are 3rd

On NRR yes

More of a sailing nation tbf.

the table topping Australia
the peewee pretenders

I reckon it’s more likely than not at this point

I'm just here for the kiwi salt

Australia won the game AND the moral victory

Hopefully IWC kicks Afghanistan out of cricket for the behaviour of their fans. Totally disgusting.

Their animalistic behaviours have no place in cricket.

It shouldn't surprise me that they aren't civilised enough to play cricket.

what happened? just woke up

got some sebbms on the way m8, just hold on

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>kane bowled more overs than sodhi
hmmm

That's just not very Cricket.

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savages are tainting the gentleman's game

apparently this was flown by an aircraft during the match

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grim stuff

>POOlitics not just infecting this site, but even the matches themselves

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ahahhahaahahahaha there was another one

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>poo peeland

This
Can't stand watching uncouth barbarous nations play the patrician's sport

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feeling pretty based this morning lads
what is it? why are we so good?
big get fucked to the haters and in particular the brit shitting on Smith.
Dude didnt even make runs and had a huge impact with his fielding and a wicket.

>gentleman's game

Guy looks drugged out of his mind desu.

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Don't feel sorry for them anymore.

Guys, this is scaring me now

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Its ok mate, pakistan cant hurt you

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Kek

Extremely accurate

B-but they have nukes...

>Paki’s teach them and help them get to the international stage of cricket
>this is how they pay you back
These savages deserve everything that comes to them. You also start wondering why they didn’t fight any Indians after losing similiary to them

4 has terrible drinking pinkie etiquette, dropped.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT

GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.

>MEMECULLUM
>KEKTILL
>MUH 10/149
>MUH MEMEDEN PARK
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>GOATSTRALIA ARE LE HOMEBABBIES XDDD
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND

FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED

lot to digest at this time of the morning
nevertheless
BASED

HAHA

>struth hows ya melon after that one poopealander?
>burqa might have protected you from that one haha
>just kidding mate, have a good one cobber
>meanwhile later on Yea Forums.....

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B A S E D
A
S
E
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NZ won story of the match

>this was 4(four) years ago

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Anyone else feel secondhand embarrassment whenever they see an Indian flag on /cric/. They'll probably fuck off after the WC as usual, but they're making these threads pretty grim.

tbf boult looked unplayable at times early
Guptill fucked up hard, sure he took a screamer but had he have caught Finch first ball they would have been into the middle order much earlier.
Based lad, competitive for most of the match just a few passengers (as did we, lucky Carey was seeing the ball well)
At least we are all in the finals NZbro, rising above the uncouth barbarians rioting outside of the grounds.

nostalgic lads

in bed

>NZ loses to england
>pakistan somehow loses to bonglidesh

Reckon the best part about last night's game was the fielding. I don't think there are any other teams as good as NZ/AUS are at fielding.

carey has been outstanding for you guys

contender for player of the tournament

that is NOT how you spell Mitchell Aaron Starc

good yeah but player of the tournament? nah

>When we play NZ they won't have Kane, will probably still manage to lose
>If we lose to India tomorrow it might not even matter anyway

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consistent solid game saving rock in the lower order is HEAVILY undervalued

actual contenders for player of the tournament so far

>Starc
>Nohit
>Shakib
>Finch
>Stokes

probably in that order

>Paki's
Is the out of place apostrophe a new meme or something?

unpack this post for me lads

warner has more runs and a better batting average then finch though

4-year-old repost. As stale as it gets.

not all runs are equal lad. Two of Warner's 50s were so bad that it would have been better if he was out and let someone else bat.

i also gave Finch bonus points for good captaincy. He doesn't have one single allrounder in his squad and he is juggling a bunch of part-timers for his 5th bowler quota, and I think he has done a really good job. Way better than Steve Shit would have.

Finch also doesn't spit in his hands constantly like a grubby autistic child.

Just an Aussie trying not to gloat too much over defeating the Kiwi''s and expressing his condolences.

>not always keeping your palms moisturized to be provide a better fap experience
rookie

bro it is shakib

it is Shakib bro

*seethes in Icelandic*

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>He doesn't have one single allrounder
literally Stoinis

>120kph powderpuff filth makes you an allrounder
t. gatecunt

what about when Morgan smacked that 150 against the refugees?

Stoinis doesnt really bat either. So he is a specialist fielder?

his batting is shit too though. he's just all round shit

even this is generous

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morgan is captain of the JUST XI, for his press conference seething alone

>the nation formerly know as england.webm

go back to baseball and eating burgers

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Good moral victory last night.

seething

Is that fucking retard who thinks Cummins is Australias number 1 bowler and starc is shit still here?

Still holding into that opinion you fucking retard?

Shane Warne doesn't post on Yea Forums m8

Yeah the blokes with the Smith masks really impacted the game

didn't this start last year
seething

>4 years
> stale

World cup freshy b detected

/our guy/ uploaed a new video youtube.com/watch?v=qiJHk1Ffa6o

Is there any greater cricketing achievement than getting your name on the honours board at Eden park?

I know everything about cricket, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the history, the players, the grounds, countries and rules. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years on Yea Forums but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of cricket facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow Yea Forumsartans, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /cric/ on Yea Forums for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the game and seen my sharp wit and clever use of greentxt at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT Australia, Sydney, cricket and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my posting abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of sports posts on Yea Forums, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about cricket, Olympics, any Australian generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the man around here, Please could you also tell all the new trips that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of informative and interesting posting skills, well I'm off to play some WoW.

yeah m8, getting a shoutout from warnie during his son's stream

BASED
A
S
E
D

Being part of a world cup winning team

Coulter-Nile is a clutch player, he should be in there instead on Stoinis.

why is everyone saying New Zealand aren't a lock for the finals? afaik England have to win both their games, New Zealand have to lose against England by a massive margin and Pakistan have to beat England by a massive margin as well for the NRR's to even out. But without knowing how NRR I imagine it has to be an impossibly large margin to get Pakistan ahead of them on that

He's been shit this tournament
thank god for Behrendorff

did drink driving bro get home safe?

do we have anybody else who can bat in any capacity and chuck down 7 overs?

Bizarre how New Zealand choked after Australia's collapse

Mitchell Marsh
Shane Watson

literally just mmarsh
t. freshcaz

no u

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>Collapse
When?

Also why would we go hard? We want to be underdogs going into the finals

Fucking hell lads, did he rape Langer's daughter?

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>privacy badger

hat tricks in the last over shouldn't count

>When?
Australia were 92-5

>Also why would we go hard?
If India remains undefeated then New Zealand face Australia again kek

thats true, he's actually good in ODI's
based wade bowling 130km off the short run. Both are fucked by their image and australia wanting to project that they've changed

>freshcazzes coming out of the woodwork to champion the ultimate freshcaz idol matthew wade

you fucking idiot mmarsh should never be recalled, I didn't even think it was necessary to say it
and wade isn't fucked by his image but his attitude, and he is simply too shit and old to take another chance at selection with, plenty of jobbers like him and the marshes have good figures in shield cricket but can't take it to international level

just want to die lads

We'll have to face you again at some point if we want to win

excellent post

When you consider Australia doesn't have a reserve keeper as well yeah I reckon he's a rapist.

*Ctrl+c and ctrl+f some garbage from 7 years ago*

WHOA GREAT POST BRO!!!

Wade is just a poorer version of Handscombe at this point

>ctrl+f

based daniel

There is plenty of evidence about the adverse effect of air conditioning units pouring their heat out onto the streets in cities and towns.
The air conditioning units especially those situated in high rise buildings, are heating up the surrounding area by several degrees.
While air conditioning will become vital to surviving the increase in temperatures caused by Global Warming, it will never compensate for a well designed building in the first place.
Better building design incorporating all that is well known about siting, solar orientation, full insulation, and, colour of materials used, are all available, but being largely ignored by building regulators.
The solution needs to be integrated into all building designs, especially of high rise buildings.
There is plenty known about how to build low energy "green" buildings that has been ignored in building design regulations, as developers and builders clamoured for "self-regulation" and "no red tape", the spread of dreadful poorly designed buildings has proliferated, a blight on our cities, and creating heat sinks for people to swelter in.
In the last few years, homes have been allowed to be built throughout Australia which have ignored the effect of north facing, wide eaves, full insulation, and, colour of materials, which are well known to assist in cooling and heating of the homes.
Most of our newer suburbs are packed with grey buildings with no eaves, which become heated boxes whenever the sun shines.
So much could have been "fixed" by good design in the first place.

hello facebook
marsh was always fine in short form hes just fucked beyond return in tests. And Wades attitude is his image

Can we finally agree that Williamson is NOT a big match captain? Absolutely useless at going for the throat when needed, which is super at odds with his excellent start of match plans against Warner and Smuth. Need to keep him in the side with a new captain I think.

>Take a fucking hattrick
>Have fucking Kanos on your side
>Still lose

Simple, transfer the thermal energy into an airduct that passes through reservoirs of water.

BOOM

Heated water and cooler air

We need better batsmen. Guptill and Taylor are well past their use by date and we don't have better options. Or at least we didn't develop the up and coming talent well enough. Incredible that they couldn't have just given some crease time to some new blood over the last few years instead of these old shitters.

No he's shit, he hasn't been tested in ODIs lately because he's been completely out of form for the last year
Wade's issue IS attitude, same with Maxwell, they don't like him in the team. Granted he also has an image problem with Maxwell doesn't really suffer from the same image issues, but they don't seem to care about that when they welcomed Warner back so easily, as least he gets on with other players.
And he simply isn't good as well, don't know why I have to keep coming back to this point. Carey is looking great now as well

Is this how civilised Brits behave these days? Hooliganism must stop....

.... in the name of Queen Victoria ...behave ye subjects.

make everything white so everyone gets snow blind in summer

blundell NEEDS to start

have latham open with nicholls or drop him altogether and just have blundell keep

Once the global tax on carbon emissions comes in the climate will calm down dramatically. It will be like the climate control of a top line Mercedes.

There's something about 3rd world moozie shitters trying to murder each other with guard rails that warms my heart.

So lads i'm gonna date a pajeeta with a massive rack whose super into cricket. How do i make sure she's dtf?

I thought Afghans and Pakis liked each other, weren't they introduced to cricket through Pakistan

We're now supporting West Zealand over the pajeets and pomgolians, yes?

Afghanistan was the only country to vote against including Pakistan into the UN

They invaded during the 50's

Tried and still try to destabilize the country through Pastun/Baloch separatists

Invited the Soviets in part to get their support in an eventual invasion of Pakistan and finally secure a warm water port for the russkies

we're unironically the good guys of the tournament at this stage
the old guard

unironically

you're not the good guys, but it's nice to see our younger brother win if it's not going to be us.

Not at all.

@raygold.exe

imagine being a kiwi nonce

compared to big bad india and shit sulking england yes we are

it'd just be nice if someone else won it for a change. cricket is just Austaliawinslol, and then we find out they were probably cheating all along.

truthnuke until the final sentence

guys just woke up who won last night between nz and aus?

I had sex last night with a girl who was in town for one night only. She and a friend came here for a concert. I think it was literally a case of first come first served when I matched her tinder and agreed to come out with her. This dude who was way better looking than me had her chubby friend.

fair not great but he's looking good enough
imagine watching Wade attempt that catch off Taylor

you forgot your "OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO" m8

>he didn't go for the thicc one
yikes

He got in first. Plus, I swiped right on both girls but only matched with the thin one.

>blowing your sacred essence on thots

post a pic

how thin though m8? skelly? i only go for thinspo or thicc, no normies.

I'm a weak person. I regularly give in to temptation. I try to resist but it's too hard.

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UGH
G
H

howling
nice larp josh

>joffra archer in doubt for the next match

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Noice. Is she Indian?

>rangas

who takes his place?

You live in or around Townsville. I know these girls, and I have rooted the fat one.

the article doesn't say
cricket.com.au/news/england-world-cup-pressure-india-showdown-edgbaston-roy-archer-injury-update/2019-06-29?fbclid=IwAR0OfRIeEArjIHSrNVEuDxeEAddWAacsIOdMdOAbzlrLikPVQeKLKWIFylU

maybe one of the curran boys i would have thought

>92-5, then 18 overs without a single one from Boult
Seriously now, how much money did KW make from this match? New house in Tauranga?

not sure which is worse.

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not too bad mate

Curran I'd reckon

both pretty fucking grim, even for antipoodean females

classic NZ choke job 2bh
blinder start, fading into meh
followed up by complete failure with the bat

Don't buy your tatts off the parlor wall.

maori truthpill right here

fucking wasted

okay this is epic

JUMP

b-but he needed that final over hat trick against shitters