/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Race Strategy Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 187
V. Bottas 151
S. Vettel 111
M. Verstappen 100
C. Leclerc 87

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 338
Ferrari 198
Red Bull 137
McLaren 40
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
164 (166 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
90

>Hund status:
AAAAAAAAAAAH ficken Ferrari International Assisten penalized Lewis who did an unglaublich job putting ze car in P2, ve vill never be able to win zis time around

>News:
Lewis penal for impeding Kimi
Russell penal for impeding Blyat
Matsushita wins F2
8Bins: "It ssucks Pirelli asks for our opinion and then decides by itself"

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Can he guess your most obscure F1 driver?

>en.akinator.com/game

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Dubs and gimi will win tomorrow

Kimi doesn't even need digits to take a cheeky podium tomorrow.

first for

xth for the most talented driver

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nth for ricciardo
nth for mclel
nth for vettee
nth for lekek

Tried, it can't even get Sophia

Singles and VER hits LEC in the first corner and again in the pits.

GET

Can't get Nick Heidfeld

>Is your character good at sports?
>[Yes]
>Carmen Jordá
yikes

Norris will be third tomorrow, screencap this.

Also can't even get MarkeGOD
Gonna try Dickbum but I doubt

Dubs and two drivers die tomorrow

can't get Dragon/Ryuji Kumita

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W-what do I answer lads?

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Didn’t get Timo Glock either.

Probably stumped by the large number of german drivers

A strong start, let's see who else he can get

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>Lewis Hamilton
>submitted by Lewis Hamilton
Well, I wouldn't put it boyond his giant Ego.

54 questions in, knows it’s a german race car driver and is asking if he can eat or not

>guessed K-Mag instead of cuckstappen

based akinator

brought up a crossfitter first lol

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I don't know how to answer this, lads

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well, is he?

>probably

spain?

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Well, has he been?

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Yes
WEC is a world championship

He managed guessing Buemi after asking whether or not he wears female clothing.

Can't get Antonio Pizzonia

twitter.com/RachelBrookesTV/status/1145038343836786690
brainlet here
someone please explain

> Verstappen exposed ! ! !
> Verstappen exposed ! ! !

First proper season for Leclerc and he manages to Qaul. Pole/
Verstappen 5 years in and has not reached pole once!

> Verstappen exposed ! ! !
> Verstappen exposed ! ! !

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rig for the nig

Rigged for Hamilton, disgusting.

>Robert Kubica has denied that his struggle for pace in 2019 is due to his permanent arm injuries.

>"One thing I can say is that my problems at the moment have nothing to do with my supposed handicap because of my arm," he told Auto Bild.

Fuck cripples

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#
It's gonna be tomorrow and it's gonna be right the other way - that they've put up the most heroic drive but just couldn't catch ze rot automobil. Effectively switching the narrative to the underdogs. Cap this.

He has Risen.

Do you stalk him 24/7? Have sex you freak.

well, then what is it?

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Help me out here, please.
Is Dickbum a piece of furniture?

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Only got him on the second try, first he gave me Bianchi

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Not racing on Pirelli tyres. Look at Hartley driving in WEC. He switched to F1 and really struggled because there is no substitute for racing on those Pirelli tyres. Plus he struggled to shake off how he drove in WEC.

QT

Didn't know him. Well, why would he!?

Gotta ask liv for that one

Help me in this, I'm trying to get Lewis Hamilton.

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Haven't you guys heard yet? Hamilton will start from 4th because of the Magnussen-penalty.

yes it's already been posted

no

No. He's still evil.

so basically according to the rules a 3 place penalty is actually a 2 place penalty because someone else also had a penalty

>Gastly behind 40 year old Gimi

The absolute state of millennials these days

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retarded "journalists" jumped the gun on Ham's P5 right away and wrote bullshit stories too soon. official f1 site too. amateurs.

>supposed handicap

Yeah, he just prefers driving with one hand.

He failed to get Baumgartner.
>Fat John
>J Verstappen
>Frentzen
>gave up

not really
it's just because he happened to fall back into a gap
they don't automatically promote the previous drivers when a penalty is given, they wait until all the penalties are set until they start promoting
so after magnussen went from 5th to 8th, the 5th place wasn't automatically given to norris, norris was kept at 6th until all other penalties were set
so hamilton goes from 2nd to 5th, because the 5th place is empty at that time

Hartley was shit so it's Kubica, being a crippled it's just a plus.

#blessed

In his defence Williams is a shit car so arm or no arm it makes no difference.

Utter fools

here, she even did this on the next tweet
also magnussen was a 5 place penalty and not 3, my mistake there but it doesn't affect anything that I said

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He can be compared to his team mate and currently it's not even close vs George Russel

They just don't make 'em like they used to*siiiip*

why do they do it like this?
why not just apply > move in the order the penalties were awarded

Sometimes it looks like he barely finds time to adjust settings between gear shifts

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do you remember how he was ridiculed last year here?
>he choked again kek
>no wins since first race ahahahaha
>i hope albon snatches 2nd from him lol
i do, i very well do. well, maybe it's time to APOLOGIZE, /f1/

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>why do they do it like this?
who knows, but it's been like this since a good while ago

How is being a cripple a plus? You're a fucking retard.

because they're dumb lol

Maybe I'm wrong but looks like his right arm its the one that it's fucked.

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Williams cannot be defended, drivers can be
They barery have money to get better parts or replace damaged ones. Thats also why they drive ultra safe to avoid crashes and damages. Both cars lack power despite geting good engine. GR car reaches bigger speeds than RK one. Still both of them have cars slow enough to be overtaken on straight line. Only things Williams is doing right is taking positionss at the start. But then only to be overtaken by others in max 10 laps

yeah, and now he uses his left arm to do everything, so it's either up/downshifting, or other settings

how much do they pay for the engine?

Williams still using that unique steering wheel when literally no other team uses it, weird

Jesuschrist

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Kubica shifts up and down gear with his left hand. He also has to do car adjustments with his left hand. Can you not see the problem?
Normally doing adjustments with the left hand on a straight is not a problem because the right hand is shifting through the gears.

How new are you?

don't think they do

>Did your character take part in september 11?
Is F1 more powerful than we thought?

Well he's... brave... and gets my sympathy, but thank you for showing up Kubi, it was nice.

Dunno, but enough that they lacke dmoney to get closer deal with merc and buy gearbox from them
I was sure RK have customized wheel for him, but bot Russel and him use same, shitty one. They dont even have money for a proper wheel for drivers kek

You now remember McLaren's 200 slot grid penalties.

Didn't get Montoya after about 100 questions.

carrie posting instagram stories where she looks 12 again

This heat is unbearable lads

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well the important buttons were moved to the left. what more customisation does he need? williams have the screen separate as it saves weight/muh cog.

Inhuman

That were some good times

>Dark skies and raining where I am

Ha

it's only one day
wait until August hits

I'd fucking kill for 27C

me too Ante, me too

Guys...Emilia has a new cat

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seems it is just a cat that has entered where they live?

you'll just have to wait for the "Is your character FAT" question

seems I nearly always get 44 as my post number, I am being mocked, I hate him, make it stop.

ok

you're welcome

KMAG

He knows I’m thinking of Gimi

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ted's finnish cousin

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Feeling like Hammy is truly #blessed, even when things are going bad for him the situation still turns out in his favor somehow.

36 here, my south brothers. Can't wait to come to your area as part of our annual national relocation

What kind of anime do you think Gimi would watch?

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>when things are going bad for him
You can't really say that things are going bad when he, for once, gets a justified, self-inflicted penalty of only 3 (now 2) places down the grid in that Mercedes underdog. Unless Mercedes start backing Bottas tomorrow, he still has a good chance to win it.

>Ferrarifags crying even after ham penalty
is there any way to please these retards?

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Shut your mouth boy.

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Moe and hentai, obviously.
Verstappen: Shounen.
Hamilton would be a Yuasafag, becuase it's hip to be one.

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Post pictures of F2004
Put F2004 into random games

I hope my boy Max wins tomorrow.
FUCK MERCEDES
FUCK FIA
AND FUCK NIGGERS

mecha

Actually, at this point, nothing will stop Mercedes/Hamilton anymore. So I hope they win every single race and prove once and for all that they shouldn't be allowed to influence the rules (and ruling) anymore.

Williams is a pretty well-off team thanks to their off-F1 activities, for now at least. They definitely don't have the smallest budget in the field, and should have enough money to pay for parts. The problem is, there's some mismanagement going on and that's why parts don't get made in time for various reasons.

He's been out of F1 for too long and he's too old to catch up. You can say Kimi's five years older, but his pause was much shorter, and the team he returned to was much better - even so, after the break he wasn't as fast as he was before.

Like another user said, Pirelli tyres are also definitely affecting things. As does the arm, of course it does, but I don't think it's responsible for half a second of lap time. Also, Williams car really is so terrible that you can't say for sure if his car is any good, he was first driving flawed chassis from tests, then Russel's old chassis that's been through some shit.

guys I have a bunch of uni stuff to do but I can't stop thinking about how ferrari will bottle it up tomorrow

he'll get a puncture, I've seen it

G_ _ I _ T _ _ _ _ L _ _ _ _

right at the start, or during the race?
I don't get it

Vettel spins off into the wall bringing out the Mr SC at the perfect time for the Mercs to jump LeCute and AMX during the pitstop phase.

"god i'm tight" - lando?

approximately 4 laps into the race, it's either through touching max or just an unlucky circumstance, the vision isn't that clear.

god that would actually be worse than a puncture

no no, we're talking about F1 Williams team, that struggles with money and thats a known fact. geting paid drivers aka Stroll and Kubitza shows how far can they get to get some money

It doesn't help that he's going up against Russell, who has had a very similar career to Leclerc pre-F1. Leclerc, who battered Ericsson from Baku onwards last year. Not to hype up Ericsson, but his average qualifying gap to Leclerc was 0.4 seconds. When you factor in that Ericsson had been in F1 since 2014 at that point, no 8 year break and so on, Kubica isn't doing too badly against Russell. IF he can keep the qualifying gap to around 0.3 seconds over the rest of the season, that will be quite respectable. Kubica does need to start beating Russell in races. Race pace was his selling point in 2017 and last year.

huh okay so I don't have to watch that much then

>hamilton doesn't win lol

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>Finnish
>Takes it easy
>W I D E

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what was wrong with Vettel's car?

it's called a ferrari

the one with the sharpest smile wins
that's what f1 is

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Not enough Red Bull stickers

It's not a mercedes

I like digging holes

engine air pressure system

hue

yes

>27C
>heat

Yes it's heat, it's heat when it's been 18C for the past however long then suddenly one day it is monstrously hot and humid, we are not built for running around naked in rain forests.

>there's some mismanagement going on

Are you implying that a company which is barely break even shouldn't pay 5 million GBP salary for their CEO?

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Fucking solved. Hope you're right tomorrow!

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>I don't get it
The sentence that's said after every HWL

Frank deserves the money he made the team.

Probably some Gundam, he'd make a great protagonist for those.
Autistic but highly capable when operating his machine ans socially awkward

GET IN LEWIS

WHAT AN AWESOME DROIVE M8

I bet labour did this

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Chances for Hulk's first podium?

Zero (0)

pretty gud

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>"six of one and half a dozen of the other"

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He did not get Heinz-Harald Frentzen, he guessed Lauda, then Schumi, then Hakkinen, so I guess he got pretty close.

How many bongs till super GT?

43C this day lads, I'm sure not gonna pass this summer.

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Tell me about Gastly why is he so slow

He French and not Prost.

What's the favorite track of feminists and cucks?

Yas Marina Circuit

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Zandvoort

haha get fucked

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yas_(slang)

>sweating.gif

love your work, winland

Did you try for waglad?
On a related note: has he already been fired?

We should start a Change.org petition to get the name changed to Yas Muh Queena! Circuit

Is this the one lads?

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r8 my team bros

I've got a lot of faith in little Norris

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They're starting on softs in 30+C weather. There's your clue.

I want to fuck Claire.
Do you think shes a dom?

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reckon she'll stomp on my balls if I beg enough?

Power bottom, all that upper-class rich totty is

I want her to suck my cock while I sit in a wheelchair and yell "CAM ON MANSELL, SCORE SOME FACKIN POINTS!"

>Pierced a Canadian girls ear tonight

WAGlad is there a title for this fetish?

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If digits Danielle Tictum fails in the W-series next year and gets sexually bullied in the locker room.

That falls into the same category as firing cactus balls at their bare arse using a slingshot. It's just light pain play.

>Hell yeah let's try to make him guess waglad
>"Is your character related to sex? "
>Finally.jpg
Ross Brawn, what the fuck is wrong with u

Was Claire ever cute? Could a time machine fix Williams by taking a younger Claire and seling her to various people for momey?

The problem with williams isn't lack of money

it's lack of charactah
lack of haht
and yeah lack of money as well

Oh god I've seen that video, with nasheed edit. It was amazing

10/10 kino

leclerc is boring. Dnf tomorrow.

That sounds like far too much fun if you ask me. I'd prefer Ticktum's W Series adventure to end with a reserve driver role, but one where Vivien gets chosen to race every single time instead. Ticktum gets shitcanned after the inevitable social media rants over this, then later arrested for attempting to get the drive back by trying to pay Liv to break Vivi's knee with a baton in a corridor.

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you take that back or I'll ram my cock so far down your mother's throat she'll be shitting my smegma for a week

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this.

can't get Russel

Fucking retard doesn't know who Dan Gurney was
>is your character dead?
>YES
>I think it's Paul Menard

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Just saw the Instagram post.
Now tell me he's not a twat and a whiney little bitch

>kubica more then norris

huh

had a dream where hamilton got a dnf in the middle of tomorrow's race

had a dream where it happened to both mercs
...oh wait...

>Norris
>Cheaper than Kubica

Gimi is a genius driver though, still fast despite his old man body.

I still believe 2005 and 2003 should've been his
amazing car and driver fucked by reliability

had a dream hamilton was a slave

which one is better?

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or this?
also checkem

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holy digits
the second one looks more normal

I miss when Merc engines are glass cannons that break at the most crucial moment
I mean Gimi just needed 2 (two) points to kill Schumi's streak

fair, also smug guy in the back

>GasaG
Numale at the back
Fat fuck asking questions
Mobil 1 and Honda
>ylsly
Smug man at the back
Man with the mike ponders upon why ylsly had a drive
TAG and Aston Martin

For me, it's ylsly

Second one, because I've got the same jawline heh.

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Did gasly even have an excuse for being shit this time?

>this time

absolutely OUTRAGEOUS that Hamilton only gets a 2 place grid penalty

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What's going to be even more outrageous is how they'll try to call his inevitable win 'a fantastic drive against the odds.'

>Super GT starts after F3

What weird timing.

Good. Fucking. Morning. Bajs!

He's on his period.

But user, he got a 3 place penalty.

You're not one of the chosen 10.

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When is some F2/F3/something on?

1 bong for F3

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Can you just imagine how fragile his ego is if he can't even get through shitty McLaren without pulling some FIAMG strings and coming up with ridiculous ghetto math.

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Big thank

he has no idea about Markus Winkelhock

Oh this is a good one.

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>i-it's gasly's fault, bull-san

To be fair, FIA has always had this retarded way of applying grid-penalties, which could, in theory, end up nullifying a penalty like that if all three drivers behind the driver in question are also being penalized. It's stupid, but it's consistent.
Of course, it's also the first time in ages that Hamilton gets a penalty at all, so him lucking out once again feels more unjustified than it would for other drivers.

>every retard who got penal gets dropped
>everyone else gets moved up
>penalretards get organized
Why don't they do it like this?

SHENTOLMEN

A SHORT VIEW BACK TO THE PAST

THE 2019 SEASON WAS KNOWN FOR......

(what did future Walter say, /f1/?)

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Because they're stupid.
We'll have to wait for the day 4 consecutive drivers get a 3-place-penalty and the first of them ending up where he started. Maybe then they'll realize how stupid this "system" is.

hes couldn't even guess Verstappen and after asking some nonsense like 'is he fluffy' gave this instead

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>Verstappen
>'is he fluffy'
Well, is he? What did you answer?

>No one man could have all that power

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>Verstappen
>is he a nightmare version of himself

what
also other versions were Kubica, Kvyat and Vandoorne

He is pretty good.

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You're an absolute legend. Just did it and can confirm that it works.
Finally I don't have to use those shifty malware infested streams just to avoid paying for an entire Foxtel subscription when I only wanted to watch sports anyway.

>leclerc 2 pole positions in 9 races (to Vettel's 1)
>gimi 2 pole positions in 4 seasons (to Vettel's 10)

2017 and 2018 ferraris were title winning cars, there's no doubt about it. also show me 1 (one) weekend when gimi dominated vetlel in almost every single session, like leclerc was capable of in bahrain, france or austria. protip: you can't

took him less than 20 questions i think

You're welcome, m80.

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>Is your character linked with watersports?
>Is your character linked with animals?

FUCK

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you read your flag wrong, user. calm down.

yeah now it guesses him

There was a monza and spa where he did isn't there

I really hope they validate the picture I submitted.

>I really hope they validate the picture I submitted.
Is it a dirty one? They don't like those.

Bum pic or horse pic?

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>Red Bull has confirmed that @PatricioOWard will take @DanTicktum's place in the Japanese Super Formula series.
>Dr Marko says: “At this level the demands are intense. Unfortunately Dan has not found the success in the Super Formula series that we hoped for.”

Kek

>waglad played mana over 10000 times

10 actually.

Pinkham wearing a minimum of 14 """good bras""" today.

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It's a great bra.

>LeGOIAT and AMD AMX at front row
>LeGOAT blocks AMD AMX
>AMD AMX: "Fucking Leclerc blocked me, he was not giving me space"
>LeGOAT: "Just incidente :DDDDD"

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>Do you wish to kiss your character?
>Do you want to hook up with you character?

It was at that point I knew he had it.

>Is your character a Trump supporter

>>/gif/15215970

man i'm really curious to see how this is going to work out. Eclair is going to be too quick off the start to be a nuisance to AMX though. but the temps out there today are no joke, red tire's gonna deg quicker than gasly's will to live

woops

Hey! That's not Emilia!

>Speaking about Ticktum, Red Bull Motorsports advisor Helmut Marko said: “At this level the demands are intense.
>“Unfortunately Dan has not found the success in the Super Formula series that we hoped for.”

>Ticktum has not spoken publicly about his dismissal from the Red Bull programme, but has defended himself in social media comments since the news was announced.
>defended himself in social media comments

TOP KEK.

motorsport.com/super-formula/news/oward-ticktum-mugen-2019-honda/4485510/

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no he got a 2 place penalty MORON

They are using the steering wheel because they think that it's better for the drivers that all the information stays in place even when the steering wheel is turned. And the steering wheel is also lighter because all the information is on the dash.

We need to get an /f1/ poster on staff at Motorsport.com
>Ticktum has not spoken publicly about his dismissal from the Red Bull programme, but his girlfriend has vitriolically defended him in social media comments since the news was announced.

taco de papa better deliver good results with the nips so he can go to toro rosso soon

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Bros AMX will win

Fourth (4th) weekend in a row with zero (0) points

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>She has even taken to acting as his cheerleader, linking him to positive comments in the hope of delaying the inevitable Wesley Graves depression

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F3 coverage has started.

Wow, that's actually sad.

>Hughes only just finding out Zendeli is sponsored by playboy

lel

Sainz has been seething all weekend to Spanish journalists about his penalty in a race where the car seems to be good.
He'll be absolutely assblasted if Lando ends up 3rd or 4th

NIKO KARI

It looks most likely out of all races this season. Let's hope choco senna doesn't pull any voodoo magic on us.

>if Lando ends up 3rd or 4th
he absolutely won't

Oh for fuck sake, last time out I thought F3 was at 10:30 and it was at 10:00.
Now I thought it was at 10:00 but it was at 9:30
The state of me

>the state of piquet

>if Lando ends up 3rd or 4th
lol, they'll finish in 5th/6th/whatever and a lap down

F3 not allowed graphics this weekend?

They seem to forgot it every F3 race for the first few laps.

>Zendeli

nice racing to be desu

Fucking rubbish effort letting that start
>flag man hadn't even cleared the grid
>if they had have waited like they're meant to they would have noticed the three stalled cars

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CHAD Kiwis

vs

BETA Peroni

They were waving the yellow before they even started.

Silly to let it go.

What the fuck happened to Vips?

Super GT coverage has started

motorsport.tv/motorsporttv/video/buriram-race/21982?autoplay

have they changed drs rules, so it's the same as in f1 and f2? no more x uses per race?

Yes.

>YIFY.to

Yiff in hell

>Yiffy

Yiff party ye

Calling it: 3 years tops until Liberty introduces the "Ford F250 CGI virtual safety car"

I am the LAW

thanks. i'll never forgive people who got us into this fake and boring mess from based f3 and gp2 2006-2010. those were the days, siiip

quick question: why are some of you guys so obsessed with dick bum? I mean he's a retard yeah but e-stalking him seems a bit sad

Because it’s entertaining when a massive cunt think he’s gods gift and then his dreams gets crushed because he’s just another joe average cunt

Seems like some projecting on your parts

Hi Olivia.

shut up dan and/or olivia

hi

Christ these commentators are dreadful.

Sub Martin Haven/John Watson tier.

Too many Peronis

>Campos

LEL

>Campos drivers

>tasmania

>Campos

>sainz
>norris

wew

>Char Leclerc has a red car
hmm

> Shart Eclaire

KEK

lol broken wing

>Prema
LMAO

>prema

>>>>>>>>>>>

>PREMA

J U S T
U
S
T

yep, this is based

go hug

MUMMY MUMMY HE BANGED MY CAR!!!!

era?

OHNONONO
>Kari 8th
BASADO

Inb4 shartman penal

Can't believe he held him off with the wing hanging down.
He'll still get a penalty though, his name isn't Hamilton.

ERA

PENAL
>prema

>5 seconds
deserved penalty
Prema absolutely BTFO

AHAHAHAHA PREMA BTFO

based Hughes, didn't the Napoleon say something about letting enemies fight and not interrupt? Very intelligence.

Oh fugg I hope it happens again

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That penalty isn't deserved desu. What are you supposed to do when the guy in front moves back in front of you and you've already locked up?

This is brilliant.

based j'acuse

Yeah, his engineer said "keep calm, let them fight, something will happen".

your fault for locking up

penalty not deserved desu
bloke moved under braking, schwartzman couldn’t go anywhere

he didn't move though, it was Shwartzman who turned into him

Armstrong still moved under braking. Schwartzman had nowhere to go

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He had a tiny lockup, the big one occurred after smacking his front wing into the rear tyre, learn to not crash.

business idea smp buys williams

that's really not a bad idea, imagine the star wars week or star trek Enterprise leading as a virtual security car or T-Rex, fuck how about Optimus Prime fuck yeah Murica

wobbler

>Managing to wobble a podium

Come on Mark

>"motorsport legend, Jean Alesi"
>"motorsport legend, Helmet Marko"
>"world endurance champion, Mark Webber"

"motorsport legend" = didn't win anything during your entire career

>Helmet Marko

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Of all people you'd think Mark would know where second place stands on a podium

Super GT is on but the commentators are so bad that it is not worth it.

Just watch it on mute in a different tab. F2 is on in 30 minutes anyways so you don't have long to wait until good commentary.

>inb4 Herbert instead of Davide

I would bet on no italian bloke

>no Davide
fuck I guess I might as well kys myself then

Davide can never get his fat arse out of bed for the sprint race

he was there yesterday

AUTISM IMPRIONSING ME

couldn't get fucking Philippe Alliot

*sips*

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Mexican, not surprised. Surely you also find cars quite fascinating since you just got them in the last 10 years

>gerhard berger, now there was a racer

*crack*
>So, this Leclerc... He reminds of me Räikkönen when our last champion was young.
>Maybe there's good people in them youngsters after all.
*sip*

marko won le mans m8.

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So did Brundle, Herbert and Alonso. It's no achievement.

Gimi Touch Lady?

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This Le Mans is so overated its a fucking joke

>You now remember that Mark Webber is the only Porsche driver that didn't win Le Mans

That just shows how shit it must be.

It wasn't when there was competition. Alonso's wins are fucking meaningless but Hulkenberg's is legit.

>politics

LMAO

>throws away the Euro F3 championship with a half season long choke
>couldn't even finish 5th in Asian F3 against a halfsize field of shitters to get enough points for a super licence
>got lapped in Super Formula by his teammate who's spent the last 4 years in touring cars, and only has the drive because he's Berger's nephew
"I-It's because of p-politics"

>i bet he could make a life driving cars, maybe

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Only correction is Lucas Auer isn't his teammate, he is just another Red Bull back driver.

He is in the team owned by DRAGON compared to Dan who was in Team Mugen who won the championship last year.

lads why is Super GT so adorable supergt.net/upload/2_GTfunbook-ENGLISH.pdf

reminder it will be
>porsche wins lol
after 2021

Oh right. And that's much funnier.

so leclerc is on softs?

fucking KEK

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Because it is Japan

>Race Queens
>With adding glitz and glamour to circuits, the race queens serve as an important symbol of promoting teams and it's sponsors' products. They play an irreplaceable role as belles of SUPER GT.

BASED

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>Porsche
>not Aston Martin

dubs and AMX wins

MotoGP will deliver today in Assen, make sure you watch it

Well folks, you heard it here first.

Reminder that if you don't want to fuck the 50Kg success ballast then you have no taste

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>tfw no taco formula 3
instead we have like 2 or 3 regional nascar series, fuuuuuuggg :DDDDD

KINO ON

she cute

>MONG

>munger

fuck off

>le no legs man on co comms
where's davide?

>Mong commentary

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

where the fuck is our italian bloke

>Mong

MONG A CUTE

>maini

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MONG?

FUCKING SERIOUSLY??

FUCKING HELL JUST GIVER ME HERBERT

>a fucking mong

2a85643f1c81a1a3b115e5a04b08944192450384

sky with mong

>being mogged by a spider
top lel

post mong braphog sister

>women drivers

Hurr hurr i was never going to be more than a forgettable junior formula driver but because I stupidly cut my legs off I am some sort of potential champion

DIEEE

>Cacalderon

>Tati

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Axe wound can’t even get off the grid

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Based Alt-right Mateschitz giving everyone a MAGA hat

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Fuck spiders desu, once I noticed a giant spider on my hand just the moment I parked the car. If I saw it few minutes earlier there would have been incidente

It may as well just be Davidson.

where my 2000s bros at

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BASED GHIOTTO T4

SCHUMAGOD

based mini schumi +7

It's AL TEr NET not ALT ER NET

big dick mick

Imagine taking money from little old ladies doing cake sales*, and taking children's pocket money*, when you come from a family that is rich enough that at the same time that you're panhandling for donations your NEET sister is on holiday in the Bahamas, Florida, New York, and Canada, who was then surprised by a brand new Mini when she geot home because she was going for her learners permit soon.
>*not memes, actual notes left with donations

Literal scum.

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*ahem*

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Based Nyck

It really is like listening to Davidson.

About the same height I guess.

F1 drivers gave money I wouldn't worry too much about it being old women who can't afford electricity.

this

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For me, it's Zhou
He's actually decent despite the handicap of being Chinese, which is impressive.

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how long until de Vries eats his tires?

here's some actual fucking racing for you faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=-IA_U0i-qNY

>deshiiieeeeeet

seems it has already happen

I take it back

lol wut

>Chokes

>it's okay that he ripped off little old ladies and children, because he ripped off the wealthy too
Nice logic, m80

here's confirmation tv director is an absolute moron, show boring replays when nothing is happening, it's not that difficult

yes the demographic of lower tier watching autists is full of old women and children

>implying Mong's story didn't go mainstream

C'MON SERGIO, SCORE SOME FUCKING POINTSSSSSSSSS

LGTSS

>Alesi
>Schumacher

>being stupid enough to give money on those internet sites when there are stories and stories of people faking things

fools and their money

A fool and his money are easily parted

You know lads, I know it's unlikely, but IF Williams build a somewhat decent car for next year, Latifi is really going to waste it. This is his 4th full season in GP2/F2 (6 in total) and he probably won't even win the F2 championship kek.

Damn I looked away for a few mins and a safety car is out in the GT race. What happened?

Lavazza livery on SetteeCahmeras car is fucking kino

he pressed pit speed limiter, kek

>Pit limiter just switched on

SCHUMI

K I N O

The #16 Motul NSX is off track, and the #8 ARTA NSX has suffered a massive suspension failure and stopped on track

reminds me of Castroneves on Long beach this year

>only British flags defending Billy

Imagine being brainlet enough to get brainwashed by your media reporting on his """""heroic inspirational story"""""

>hits pit limiter from first place

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Did Aitken dropped the WTF1 sponsor?

Take your meds, Seth.

It's just Simon.

Thanks user.

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>tehehhee le Seth
Out of comebacks already?

I bet you go around pushing people out of wheelchairs

WHO

...

Pretty much what I'm assuming by how quickly he can out of bants.

Leltkien

it's still on the sidepod

Think vast majority in this thread don't like him, there is one Brit poster who gets super triggered if you dare insult him though.

KEKKEN

>orange cars fucking up in "F3" and F2
McLaren double DNF incoming

Well no, because I'm not one of the people defending Monger. You just seem perpetually angry about everything. If you haven't already, please take an autism test.

>reading comprehension

"only British flags DEFENDING Billy"
Not all. Only.

Link the non-Brit flags defending him.
Oh wait, there aren't any.

Kinomacher :D

Just saw

>wtf1 sponsorship

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Could it be that they just don't care? Why would they? He's a no one, you are getting very annoyed about it all though.

That's Simon, He's ultrasonically in a wheelchair.


>spell check telling me unironincally isn't correct
>suggests ultrasonically
Fugg it I'm change it anyway

>the absolute multicultural city of my stream quality

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Mei Tanaka

twitter.com/meitanaka_?lang=en


Enjoy

mega.nz/#F!1cJnwIiR!xx8CWx1tBmz0LykzJWfO3g

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Krombacher

Well he's bitter and has chips on his shoulder by default, what a loser.

so much anger

Monger really needs to learn how to pronounce drivers names
His emphasis is all over the place

THANK YOU, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

noice

KINOTTO

Agreed. He keeps putting his foot in his mouth.

I'll let you in on a little secret

ke-kun.com/circuit/rq_list-2019.html

SCHUMI SCHUMI SCHUMI SCHUMI

lel
That's a funny one

AHHHH FUCKING ROLEX CGI ADVERTISING MAKE IT STOP

BWT - big white tits

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:(((

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You are a hero, I will never be greatful enough for this

What if F1 introduced mandatory gender quotas so there had to be at least 4 women in every race?

Ok so now that the week-end has pretty much unfolded for the most entertaining part
How do you rate Red Bull Ring as a track?
For me a certified kino track; even with meme DRS is fun, everyone seems to enjoy it and there are many spots to do stuff

all 4 lapped by lap 3

NICE

Fucking Deletraz

>deleshit

WEW

crash!

It's a list of all this years race queens across all the teams in any motorsport plus the circuit queens.

You will have to do your own research to find the former JAV stars

>DELETRAZ

>Deletrash

>DELETETRAZ

one of the best circuits on the calendar imo. it's simple but technical, kerbs are great and there's heavy braking zones which i like

OHNONONO

>DELETRAZ

Leletraz

the only san pellegrino I don't like is the chinotto one
I just don't get it

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Kek :D
>DELETETRASH

THREAD

>Mick 5th from 18th
does he have the tyres to fight for podium?

Fuck that's scary if your brakes die on you by the end of the main straight

Nah m8, going uphill slows you down enough

He will fuck his race up once again, just watch

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THANKS

YJK

Norris is literally the cheapest player in the league
The world will be proven so wrong when he makes the track cum with his meaty car dick