Reminder: Brendan Schaub could walk up and take your girlfriend (if you had one) or mom and there is nothing you could do about it. /heem/ stays hating on the superior man while eating hot pockets on a Saturday alone.
lmao just saw mousasi x weidman wtf guys why did the doctors stop that shit? that didnt make any sense, what a fucking screw up what rationalization have they come up with? did they find weidman unable to continue? if so, serves him right, shouldnt kept his sorry ass seated on the canvas after being hit. we have enough divers on football as is.
Yeah been reading about the Dark Triad stuff recently. And there's the "D score" thing too darkfactor.org/ You can take a questionnaire on it, scroll down to "Determine your D score"
The only way JDS can win this fight is to make it boring as fuck. It would probably look like the Black Beast/Ngannou type boring. JDS is going to try to use his jab and movement for 5 rounds.
Noah Gomez
Does Weili Zhang actually know Wu Shu/ Kung Fu?
Justin Fisher
Will Schaub give up on comedy after failing so badly at it?
Nathan Ward
JDS will shoot for a takedown in the first minute of the fight.
Carson Johnson
>Reminder Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu Jon Jones: Black belt,Gaidojutsu/Blue belt in bjj Conor: Brown belt in bjj Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo
Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do Black Belt in Taekwondo Black belt in Karate Black Belt in Eagle Claw Black Belt in Wu Shu Black Belt in Northern Shaolin Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu
>Cowboy wanted to retire with a million dollar Gooby payday >Got cucked by espn's MUH CHAMP FIGHTS ONLY ON MAIN EVENT >has to get brutally beaten by Tony for pennies >Will get more CTE fighting for more pennies Actually feel a bit bad for him, he was so close
JDS will lose as he always does: by getting himself in a bad position after running into a post or the cage fencing. Cap it.
Ryder Myers
Someone please post those mini khabib “leaked” pics
Justin Smith
are u a pedo?
Ryder Richardson
Khabitch is ducking Gregor
Adam Robinson
Name me 1(one) relevant UFC fighter in the Heavy Weight division that can throw a successful head kick.
I'll wait
Cooper Peterson
“Ching ching chong chong” what did he mean by that
Owen Reyes
Me lmao
Oliver Wilson
You need funding for that kind of shit, who's going to put their money behind a guy who has proven that he is not only un-funny af, but is clearly unwilling to buy or write quality jokes and will not practice and rehearse to the point where he and his material are ready for an audience. The fact that Schaub released that mess shows he's blind to his own failures, so maybe he'll continue and self-finance...which will just bankrupt him in the end.
UFC ON ESPN 3 NGANNOU VS. DOS SANTOS Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) JUN 29, 2019 United States TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA, UNITED STATES
If a fighter knocks their opponent down they can either follow them and attempt to finish with GnP or subs or they can just let the ref stand it back up.
Chael won the story of both fights. Candersons legacy was forever tainted
Easton Ross
At first I was wary of getting on the jo train but after seeing him critisize a traditional black hairstyle I can see jon is a honorary aryan. Dare I say... im a #jonmissile now?
Luke Carter
I've watched this webm on repeat for 3 minutes, blown away by the absolute perfection of natty paulo's upper body
What does race have to do with anything? Muh cancelling shit doesn't work. Gooby is white, he has called people faggots, has been blatantly racist and calls muslims towels and goatfuckers, rapes, throws dollies, and he is still fine
Leo Garcia
>you on the other had: i'm guessing 5 feet flat
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
Landon Bailey
Imagine if jon jones was your big brother
Henry Perez
what's up with the whole god act he does. just a public mask?
Jose James
we did
Brandon Williams
Relax faggot, it has nothing to do with race
Levi Perry
He seems like the big brother to cuck you out of all your girlfriends
Parker Flores
Griffin
Ayden Nelson
I would probably be found dead snorting lines
Lincoln Turner
Howdy yall, it's me, Dan "Moneybags" White. I'm here to inspect the place for any illegal stream links to tonight's shindig. You boys know anything?
This is the real framer who wants us to believe that the gullible Englishman is a framer
Anthony Campbell
Yeah, that shit was pretty bad. Although it really got me when he actually dared to say he was more American than Colby while bragging about waving the Nigerian flag, which is beyond moronically absurd.
Landon Parker
you didn't post an image
Robert Lopez
>Joe Rogan wants Jon Jones' one loss redacted from record Seriously, should we just let him suck JJ's dick and finally get it over with? The "supplements with small laced cocaine" or whatever the fuck was a series of mental gymnastics I couldn't believe.
Michael Young
someone needs to shop flushed fighters onto this >inb4 THERE ALREADY IS XD
Brandon James
>being such an autist you cannot separate race from individual actions
Benjamin Cox
kamaru unironically is more american than colby duckington
Henry Gonzalez
Marty practicing his "getting MAGA'D by colby" face already
How the heck did Fartem beat Paulie in a boxing match?
John Reed
>Colby ducking Based Cuckmaru retard forgetting about Kekmaru literally (LITERALLY) refusing to fight Colby and now Colby has to fight number 10 despite being the clear contender.
Elijah Rogers
13% 50%
Nicholas Martin
Paulie broke both his hands in the first few minutes
Tyler Jones
got robbed
Xavier Rodriguez
Uhhhh firas zahabi is one of the most important intellectuals of our time and he thought artem won
Cameron Barnes
biased
Zachary Jenkins
He's just making sure colby gets flushed in the same year as his boy donald
JDS is an underdog, it's easy money betting on him right?
Charles Adams
No being a friendless nolife dork that sits at home on the computer every saturday night is pure reddit. Just admit you're too poor to afford tickets, kid. It's ok. I didnt go to UFCs until I started earning good money.
Christian Bennett
literally WHY is that lad's name Rose?
Jordan Lopez
Ryan Hall
Alexander Gray
>wasting your money to go and see the fights with less clear vision and sight >cant have a wank/smoke/shit/piss break during WMMA/bum fights >get to hear retards going WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOO when there is a split second lull in swang and banging Yeah im thinking going to ufc live sucks
Thomas Stewart
Is he the best pure striker in all of sports entertainment?
UFC events live suck anyway, they are better watched through a camera
Austin Phillips
This is literally Brendan Schaub writing this The holmeless do NAWT MADDUR
Logan Gomez
Conor "The Notorious" McGregor is.
Evan Edwards
BONES LOOKS SHOOK!
Noah Martin
First UFC fight you ever saw? For me it was Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva vs Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Michael White
Seems like an awful fight for JDS. He leaves himself open a lot trying to get finishes. The only way I see him winning is dancing around with jabs and leg kicks (does he even throw them).
I hope he puts on a clinic of jabs and straights to the body while avoiding Ngannou's counters. His fight against Rothwell was good fun, constant tummypunching
Brody Davis
I like Menfield more than Anders. Anders finds ways to lose. Menfield is like 5x more athletic than the dude he is fighting and a better striker.
Jason Gray
Yikes, imagine betting on Ngannou. I genuinely wouldn't wven bet on Nganniu against current Frank Mirr
For me, it was Conor "Gooby" McGregor Vs. Fartcus Shittage
Owen Green
That's the only way I see him winning. I could see a boring fight with JDS popping jabs all night.
Anthony Hughes
If you have the money to blow then you may as well bro, I hope you didn't just bet your savings on it. Ngannou is literally a hard hitting bum, why take the risk
Julian Rogers
It's a fake post, retard. This is why you're poor. You're stupid and naive and gullible.
The cunt better NOT fucking retire before Stipe has a chance at revenge i swear to god I just want this cunt to get heemed one last time
Isaac Williams
Bet the house on JDS
Jacob Peterson
I understand why bookies make so much money now
Isaiah Ross
contract extension, trust me.
Hunter Jackson
EW GERMS GET AWAY
Isaiah Jenkins
Based Jon will punish him, one last time
Nathaniel Price
are you the same guy who bet on ferguson and shevchenko? or was it ferguson and henry? can't remember but same thing 2000 usd to win about 3.9k. Good going. Don't know much about anders but i will look into it now.
Cameron Parker
you guys ever realise DC is also what the capital of the united states is called and also what the large comic books company is called
also Louisiana is next to the sea which sounds exactly the same as DC.
incredible what a world we live in
Michael Howard
Hey pussy what's your big announcement?
Grayson Green
Certainly not Jones at HW, because Jones is too much of a pussy to fight men his own size, he's only good at beating fat middleweights.
And that's why I love him, manlets need to learn the hard way
Brayden Scott
You're allowed to drop out at any time for any reason, even if you're already in the cage getting announced you can opt out
Jacob Ortiz
>Anders Dude's been sucking, but most losing streaks never got past 3. I'd say you got a solid bet >Ngannou Don't know, Cain has been glass bones for a while so it's hard to say how JDS matches. I'd say it's not a safe pick, but I respect your choice.
Now you think you're messing with button up fox guy but there's a whole nother side to me young man trust me. You keep playing around up here and you'll see that side in dallas texas
Jones reacted like DC was a white guy saying nigger.. to another white guy. Is this really all it takes to get in Jon's head? Call him a nigger and make him question his race?
Joshua Flores
One of these heavy favorites is guaranteed to lose. Question is which one
Kayden Morales
Jon learned this move from Gus
Nolan Garcia
Are there ANY fights on this card to look forward to besides Francis and JDS? Any...? Or should I just tune in at the co-main so I don't miss the main?
Gavin Howard
Look it up baby boy, it's on the Fox News site.
Benjamin Collins
Wasn't there a rumour that he's going to be signed by WWE to be a commentator when Smackdown moves to Fox?
Who the hell is this "Costa" fella? Some guy who used to fight in the early 2000's?
Jaxon White
So did DC and Jones.
Ryan Murphy
Roberts vs. Pichel is interesting. Dober vs. Reyes has potential to be a banger. Paul Craig fights are always fun, he either gets brutally heemed or pulls out a ridiculous sub. I think Maia vs. Martin could be boring and Benavidez vs. Formiga has no hype cause Flyweight is in limbo and no one knows how much meaning to attach to it.
The whole prelim card kind of sucks as well. Tons of people pulling out last minute has left the prelim card full of debuting fighters and fighters with either really unremarkable UFC records or barely any UFC record at all.
Hunter Ross
In many ways this is a can tier card
Caleb Cooper
Those are retroshorts, the balls don't fall out that easily
Ayden Wilson
Im Kyle Stansbury, I went to highschool with Paige VanZant, AMA!
Luis Powell
so glad the kookie meme is ended
Nathaniel Collins
Betting makes a mediocre-shit card into an exciting one.
Justin Ross
Anyone else happy their is a fight card tonight? 3-4 hours of not being depressed.
Francis Ngannou vs. Junior dos Santos Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes Alonzo Menifield vs. Paul Craig
How do you feel about the fact that todays card only has one good fight? Give us your feelings about that, and what JDS and Francy beating each other half to death means to you..
Ngannou is a true underdog. He was shoveling sand in sub-Sahara a few years ago and now look at him.
Charles Ortiz
Baby is getting heemed lad, sorry to say you're getting goofed in round one
Robert Cruz
I’m here bro what’s up
Zachary Reed
Stupid frog
Blake Morales
Guys, I was just listening to Chael Sonnen podcast and he said that boxing is not real, aka he would never meet someone competing in boxing itself. Is this true? Do you know any boxers personally?