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>UFC Minneapolis Weigh-ins
youtube.com/watch?v=ROuV_vIT6uc
>Rory needs more time
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>Baby learn!
mmafighting.com/2019/6/28/19102492/junior-albini-lessons-brendan-loughnane-korean-zombie-ufc-minneapolis
>King Henry speaks truth
mmamania.com/2019/6/29/19250988/midnight-mania-henry-cejudo-demetrious-johnson-flyweight-division
>XD
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/video-max-holloway-nails-the-bottle-cap-challenge-challenges-john-mayer/
>Colby talks VIPs
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/28/18919395/ufc-colby-covington-robbie-lawler-fight-came-about-expects-trump-family-at-cageside-mma-news

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Reminder: Brendan Schaub could walk up and take your girlfriend (if you had one) or mom and there is nothing you could do about it. /heem/ stays hating on the superior man while eating hot pockets on a Saturday alone.

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Most underrated fighter in the UFC?

Boston Salmon

Cringe OP, fucking pathetic knowing somebody actually types that shit out

Saged

Jones is a big mean black guy.

HOW MANY BONGS?

Whittaker

Sociopath/Psychopath is just a soiboi's word for based and redpilled. DCucks permanently RENT and seething

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lmao just saw mousasi x weidman
wtf guys
why did the doctors stop that shit?
that didnt make any sense, what a fucking screw up
what rationalization have they come up with?
did they find weidman unable to continue?
if so, serves him right, shouldnt kept his sorry ass seated on the canvas after being hit. we have enough divers on football as is.

Israel Adesanya

Champ Shit Only

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Yeah been reading about the Dark Triad stuff recently.
And there's the "D score" thing too
darkfactor.org/
You can take a questionnaire on it, scroll down to "Determine your D score"

4

how many bongs

Cheater Shit Only

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One last run at the strap brother

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The Ngannou meme ends tonight

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The only way JDS can win this fight is to make it boring as fuck. It would probably look like the Black Beast/Ngannou type boring. JDS is going to try to use his jab and movement for 5 rounds.

Does Weili Zhang actually know Wu Shu/ Kung Fu?

Will Schaub give up on comedy after failing so badly at it?

JDS will shoot for a takedown in the first minute of the fight.

>Reminder
Tony Ferguson:Black belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu
Jon Jones: Black belt,Gaidojutsu/Blue belt in bjj
Conor: Brown belt in bjj
Khabib: Black belt in Judo,International Master of Sport in Judo,International Master of Sport in Sambo,International Master of Sport in Army Hand-to-Hand Combat,International Master of Sport in Pankration
Valentina Shevchenko: 2nd dan black belt and Master of Sports in Taekwondo,International Master of Sports in Muay Thai,Master of Sports in Boxing,Master of Sports in Kickboxing,Black belt and Master of Sports in Judo

Cynthia Rothrock: 8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black belt in Karate
Black Belt in Eagle Claw
Black Belt in Wu Shu
Black Belt in Northern Shaolin
Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

UFC IS FOR MEDIOCRITIES

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>Cowboy wanted to retire with a million dollar Gooby payday
>Got cucked by espn's MUH CHAMP FIGHTS ONLY ON MAIN EVENT
>has to get brutally beaten by Tony for pennies
>Will get more CTE fighting for more pennies
Actually feel a bit bad for him, he was so close

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A lot of heavy favorites on the card. Pic related.

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no money until next week

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blowing air into your eye instead cheating, it's just quitting

Paulo heems and retires Yoel

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Am I a caz if I don't know half of the fighters on this card?

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DON'T CALL ME TONY
IT'S ROCCO
ROCCO

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Based.

Straight up

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>tfw i picked Pichel over Roberts
I am either so dumb or really really smart

He only blew his nose because Tony cheated and broke it after the round was over

Poirier > Khabib > McGregor > Tony > Cowboy
Prove me wrong

quitter shit only

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It was already broken

Copeboy

Consider the bouquet.

3rd round Conor beats them all

>Poirier over Conor
Absolute state of 229'ers exposing themselves

based

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>Leonardo Santos
>pre knee to the face Dariush
>Ferreira
>3 streaks Rigg
>prime Lombard
>non house arrested Alhassan
>Koreshkov
>Gunnar Nelson
>Demian Maia
>lima
>Usman
>GSP

all beat Khabib my man

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JDS will lose as he always does: by getting himself in a bad position after running into a post or the cage fencing.
Cap it.

Someone please post those mini khabib “leaked” pics

are u a pedo?

Khabitch is ducking Gregor

Name me 1(one) relevant UFC fighter in the Heavy Weight division that can throw a successful head kick.

I'll wait

“Ching ching chong chong” what did he mean by that

Me lmao

You need funding for that kind of shit, who's going to put their money behind a guy who has proven that he is not only un-funny af, but is clearly unwilling to buy or write quality jokes and will not practice and rehearse to the point where he and his material are ready for an audience.
The fact that Schaub released that mess shows he's blind to his own failures, so maybe he'll continue and self-finance...which will just bankrupt him in the end.

your mom

Cant believe i laughed at this dumb shit

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stop fantasizing about being cuucked, it’s weird pal

no.
all ufc cards are full of filler that's not worth watching.
they need to go back to 4 cards per year.

JDS

They grow up so fast

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And she wicked, huh, yuh
Like Woah Vicky, huh, yeah (like Woah Vicky)

your mom and me

How can she roleplay as a black woman when she doesnt have any ass

>not even a journeyman
>literally a journeynewson

how many bings and bongs

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What does your ideal fighting arena look like?

6PM prelims 9PM main card EST

Saitama

Derrick Lewis throws flying switch kicks m8

Sphered pyramid

uh where did you heard that user?

better question, when was the last heavyweight bout that featured a well rounded fight of striking, grappling, submission?

I'm so sick of UNGABUNGA I PUNCH HARD niggas who don't bring any plans past HEEMING the life out of the opponent.

Cro Cop

JDS on Hunt

Werdum flying head kick on Browne

Reem

Volkov

Browne on Reem


The state of cazzies on here

Derrick Lewis

i'd dick mog him though, Tigers a bastard child

thank

Brendan Schaub is an embarrassment

What about a spring loaded cage so when you run into it, it throws you back to the centre?

Reem-Olyniek

Why not make the floor and ceilings springed too

where can I find a good look-see-do gym, lads

this guy has just revolutionised combat sports

Not the biggest bunda but I'd have no problem hitting it with my heem hammer

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..... That fight consisted of Oleinik swinging like a windmill, gassing himself out on the Reem's arms then getting heemed

Look into my eyes.

What do you see?

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typical skinny girl ass, nothing special

Blaydes/Reem

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UFC ON ESPN 3
NGANNOU VS. DOS SANTOS
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)
JUN 29, 2019
United States TARGET CENTER, MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA, UNITED STATES

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what the fuck

Albini is getting cut so hard if he loses

Valentina Shevchenko really touches my heart.

based razor blaydes

He rocked Overeem multiple times get into the clinch and attempt to submit him, then Overeem took over in striking and in the clinch

>.......
Shut the fuck up, bitch

Stipe>Werdum>Frauddor

Will Joanna ever be champion again?

A cone?

You shut up bitch
*knocks you out cold*

Luke Thomas predicts tonight's card,

youtube.com/watch?v=3WGsxmInWJk

A pyramid encased in a sphere, the pyramid collapses after a certain number of takedowns and the fight continues in the sphere after

Thiago santos

Nice

who won the story of the fight between Luke Thomas and Chael Sonnen?

based and redpilled

Shan't be watching this. Chael has JDS,I don't care about the opinion of Puke Bummis

But who does Don Frye?

Fucking trash card tonight. I wish I could work instead.

If only you had legs

The gmc card is quite good desu

>when your girl gets heemed

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/heem/, show me your best catch and shoots.

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I just invented something, get this

Floyd Gayweather

Haha

whoah

/box/ in shambles!

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Chael with a hot take

youtube.com/watch?v=wYor5sFL16s

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i invented kevin pee

Woah!!! Shades of Ali!!!?!?!

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Most satisfying heem of the year so far

How did Maia avoid cauliflower ear after all those years of grappling?

Just so you know there was never no invention

17 minutes about that no thanks

Lol yeah Anderson in his prime was untouchable

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He got dominated by Chael

How did he knock the same guy down twice? I thought once you're down in MMA that's basically it

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My biggest fear is getting in a car heemcident while im racing home to take a shit

This. The old cards were stacked top to bottom. The excitement has now gone, they oversaturated the market.

who won? (both times)

He got choked out and then had his shit pushed in a second time in the rematch

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Chael won the first one. He conceded one round by tapping but he still won 4-5 rounds.

thanks for revealing yourself as a caz faggot, now fuck off back to Yea Forums

>thinks rounds stop when a person taps and not the whole fight
I'm being trolled.

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lmao i remember watching this, that was so pathetic considering how the first fight went, Anderson really read him like a book

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charles oliveira

Lol Jon is based

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wtf happened

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If a fighter knocks their opponent down they can either follow them and attempt to finish with GnP or subs or they can just let the ref stand it back up.

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based jon

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Chael won the story of both fights. Candersons legacy was forever tainted

At first I was wary of getting on the jo train but after seeing him critisize a traditional black hairstyle I can see jon is a honorary aryan.
Dare I say... im a #jonmissile now?

I've watched this webm on repeat for 3 minutes, blown away by the absolute perfection of natty paulo's upper body

youtube.com/watch?v=iV5zqPW-ukI
>he doesn't keep up with Chael lore

Funny how all the Jones fans on heem are euros. Makes you think

you're welcome.

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what are these about, did his dms get leaked????

>recovering drug attic's
Lmao what an idiot

I love that he responds to everything, considering making a twitter account and dm'ing him to suck my dick everyday

I have drugs in my attic too

>trailer trash who did god knows what for her next hit
God thats so hot

I hope you dont puss out and actually post you getting BTFO

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>The chad Jonny Bones Vs. the virgin tyson

We all know that if he was white, this would've blown up and he would've been cancelled. Black people can literally say anything.

literally pic related but without a hint of irony

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whats the Phillipeans 13:12 quote?

anyone bothered to look into it

Lol which Tyson is this?

Tyson Pedro?

oh forshure its tuff, b.

I forgot this meme existed

Fury, ya jackass

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>white man victim card

Pathetic. No one gives a shit what fighters say

What does race have to do with anything? Muh cancelling shit doesn't work.
Gooby is white, he has called people faggots, has been blatantly racist and calls muslims towels and goatfuckers, rapes, throws dollies, and he is still fine

>you on the other had: i'm guessing 5 feet flat

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Imagine if jon jones was your big brother

what's up with the whole god act he does. just a public mask?

we did

Relax faggot, it has nothing to do with race

He seems like the big brother to cuck you out of all your girlfriends

Griffin

I would probably be found dead snorting lines

Howdy yall, it's me, Dan "Moneybags" White. I'm here to inspect the place for any illegal stream links to tonight's shindig. You boys know anything?

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FUCK OFF YA GOOF

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Mention one (1) good trash talking this guy has ever said

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my cousin was like this, faggot would thirst all over my girls

How are you snorting lines if you're dead?

justice.gov/archive/usao/txn/PressRel10/usman_HCF_sen_pr.html
What did Kamaru Usman mean by this?

sent you a DM with all the links

>Chuck Liddel is my friend. We'd never fight eachother.

He was framed unironically. Look into it

Bad girl

>minor technicalities

yeah you know lines on the cd and shit

Cringe
Kamaru going on JRE and talking about his Dindu Dad was fucking cringe
Duh wyte man cant stand a hardwurkin nigerian man be sukksessful!!!

Young white guys have a chip on their shoulder over the double standards in racism.

It's kinda dumb, but you gotta let them vent about it.

this is the framer

>healthcare fraud
A smart nigger is still just a nigger at the end of the day. Fuck Usman. I liked him too.

Caption this image

twitter.com/espnmma/status/1145051061155221504?s=21

This is the real framer who wants us to believe that the gullible Englishman is a framer

Yeah, that shit was pretty bad. Although it really got me when he actually dared to say he was more American than Colby while bragging about waving the Nigerian flag, which is beyond moronically absurd.

you didn't post an image

>Joe Rogan wants Jon Jones' one loss redacted from record
Seriously, should we just let him suck JJ's dick and finally get it over with? The "supplements with small laced cocaine" or whatever the fuck was a series of mental gymnastics I couldn't believe.

someone needs to shop flushed fighters onto this
>inb4 THERE ALREADY IS XD

>being such an autist you cannot separate race from individual actions

kamaru unironically is more american than colby duckington

Marty practicing his "getting MAGA'D by colby" face already

>cocaine laced with creatine

Joe sure loves his stories

sherdog.com/fighter/Can-Aslaner-207321
Is this the most JUST name an MMA fighter can have?

>tfw heem day

Just got back from my tour in Afghanistan.

How the heck did Fartem beat Paulie in a boxing match?

>Colby ducking
Based Cuckmaru retard forgetting about Kekmaru literally (LITERALLY) refusing to fight Colby and now Colby has to fight number 10 despite being the clear contender.

13%
50%

Paulie broke both his hands in the first few minutes

got robbed

Uhhhh firas zahabi is one of the most important intellectuals of our time and he thought artem won

biased

He's just making sure colby gets flushed in the same year as his boy donald

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No chance I can stay up for the fights tonight. Please don’t post any spoilers tomorrow or discuss results here until about noon. Thanks.
-user

I'm picking Junior

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I'm going to UFC Minneapolis and don't feel the hype yet. Get me HYPED /heem/!

bookies love him

based

imagine giving dana your money

lol

It's hard to get excited for an event with so few WMMA bouts. Just one (1) today....

Imagine being poor. Oh wait you dont have to imagine. You are poor. Must suck.

Hey pussy are you still there?
Based, bookies will hate you

Overeem vs Junior
Overeem vs Ngannou

I don't watch your faggy sport Braziliancuck.

going to UFC events is pure reddit

yeah i'm still here lol

Kek, Jones has admitted using it since college.

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JDS is an underdog, it's easy money betting on him right?

No being a friendless nolife dork that sits at home on the computer every saturday night is pure reddit.
Just admit you're too poor to afford tickets, kid. It's ok. I didnt go to UFCs until I started earning good money.

literally WHY is that lad's name Rose?

Ryan Hall

>wasting your money to go and see the fights with less clear vision and sight
>cant have a wank/smoke/shit/piss break during WMMA/bum fights
>get to hear retards going WOOOO WOOOOO WOOOO when there is a split second lull in swang and banging
Yeah im thinking going to ufc live sucks

Is he the best pure striker in all of sports entertainment?

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I mean easy money until he gets GADOOSHED by franny boy. Idk I see this 50/50.

I would stay away from betting on this one, fren.

Every HW fight is a coinflip. Always bet on the dog.

...um no

>Joe Schlogan

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UFC events live suck anyway, they are better watched through a camera

This is literally Brendan Schaub writing this
The holmeless do NAWT MADDUR

Conor "The Notorious" McGregor is.

BONES LOOKS SHOOK!

First UFC fight you ever saw?
For me it was Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva vs Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell

Seems like an awful fight for JDS. He leaves himself open a lot trying to get finishes. The only way I see him winning is dancing around with jabs and leg kicks (does he even throw them).

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Anyone who thinks this is a scared-of-the-outside nolife shut-in. You're the standing in the corner at a party meme.

>The holmeless do NAWT MADDUR
Well they don't. Dont tell me you're one of those bleeding hearts that think "they just need a hand"

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He's going to spam the overhand right until it lands.

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Alright guys here it is, my literally can't lose free money parlay.

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JDS subs Franklin in the first, don't @ me

Seems like a good way to get knocked out. Ngannou is going to take the center and just wait on him imo.

RIP fren

Cage warriors more like long warriors I've fallen asleep four times and it's still on

The dried pools of blood staining the canvas are pure kino

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I hope he puts on a clinic of jabs and straights to the body while avoiding Ngannou's counters. His fight against Rothwell was good fun, constant tummypunching

I like Menfield more than Anders. Anders finds ways to lose. Menfield is like 5x more athletic than the dude he is fighting and a better striker.

Yikes, imagine betting on Ngannou. I genuinely wouldn't wven bet on Nganniu against current Frank Mirr

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

screenshotting all of these to laugh at you guys later, keep them coming dweebs

lol

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For me, it was Conor "Gooby" McGregor Vs. Fartcus Shittage

That's the only way I see him winning. I could see a boring fight with JDS popping jabs all night.

If you have the money to blow then you may as well bro, I hope you didn't just bet your savings on it. Ngannou is literally a hard hitting bum, why take the risk

It's a fake post, retard. This is why you're poor. You're stupid and naive and gullible.

Guesses on what the big announcement is?

twitter.com/dc_mma/status/1145065111620636672

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I’ll be at fight night tonight what should I yell when ngannou germs jds

>july 7

JDS sounds like free money at these odds tbhwyf

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Exactly what a jealous vindictive nerd would say.

Based
You will be rewarded handsomely for your faith in Francis

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whats it gonna be

WHATS IT GONNA BE?

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I didn't even look at the picture you fat cunt, I could buy your family

Imagine if he retires before the fight just to cuck Stipe

lmao

you know what it is

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The cunt better NOT fucking retire before Stipe has a chance at revenge i swear to god
I just want this cunt to get heemed one last time

Bet the house on JDS

I understand why bookies make so much money now

contract extension, trust me.

EW GERMS GET AWAY

Based Jon will punish him, one last time

are you the same guy who bet on ferguson and shevchenko? or was it ferguson and henry? can't remember but same thing 2000 usd to win about 3.9k. Good going. Don't know much about anders but i will look into it now.

you guys ever realise DC is also what the capital of the united states is called and also what the large comic books company is called

also Louisiana is next to the sea which sounds exactly the same as DC.

incredible
what a world we live in

Hey pussy what's your big announcement?

Certainly not Jones at HW, because Jones is too much of a pussy to fight men his own size, he's only good at beating fat middleweights.

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Is going to fight JJ at that new year card

he's never been heemed
getting heemed by a juiced junkie is a non-heem

The stipe vs dc rematch is already booked.

Opening a business or entering a partnership with a company.

Probably me.

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And that's why I love him, manlets need to learn the hard way

You're allowed to drop out at any time for any reason, even if you're already in the cage getting announced you can opt out

>Anders
Dude's been sucking, but most losing streaks never got past 3. I'd say you got a solid bet
>Ngannou
Don't know, Cain has been glass bones for a while so it's hard to say how JDS matches. I'd say it's not a safe pick, but I respect your choice.

he did the penis enlargement surgery?

"Prime schaub heems ngannou"

AHEM

*TINK* *TINK* *TINK*

AHEM

I HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT TO MAKE GENTLEMEN

IM GONNA SAY IT

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Based.

look at the replay, it didn't even land on his nose

Finish this sentence
>Bookies love ......

Aussies

me

There will be no rematch because Jonny Bones has already BTFO DCuck twice. Rent Free.

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Remember that time DC called Jon Jones a nigger?
It sounded so weird and unnatural coming out of his mouth?

He truly is white.
Based.

*stops bullying the bong and looks in your direction*

Someone stop him!

>for me its brazilian cans

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people who bet on white fighters

is that Ariane Lipski?

When did that happen?

yes

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I'm always amazed at the fact that that image is not photoshopped.

saved

*AHEM*
I'd like to make an announcement just before young Daniel makes his.
DC IS A FAGGOT AND IS REDDIT.
Thank you.

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Based

He looks like he's on the way to the courthouse

Based

Where are picks?

Thanks for the OP, brazeew

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK DISCORD TRANNIES
FUCK LUKE
FUCK THE YOELFAGGOT LITHKEK
FUCK WMMA
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK NIGGERS

HAVE A GOOD ONE GENTLEMEN

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it was a pre-PPV presser (either 214 or whatever one they were originally supposed to be on)

There's cocaine on his tie.

I think it was at a press conference leading up to their rematch.

He said ‘nigga’ not nigger though. Jon acted pretty shook by it too if I recall correctly

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youtube.com/watch?v=PLqgkPtXDbM

Kind of cringe

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Holy crap DC is 40 ? No wonder he lost to John, he is 5+ years past his prime.

Prime DC heems Jones

she was very fofa when younger

>faggot wears earbuds when hanging out with others

LMAO DC is pathetic

i agree

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This

Strikeforce DC KOs Jon in the 1st

album cover

I remember feeling shocked about this. DC in my head is white so for a second i was like wtf you cant say that in front of a crowd

STILL ONE LOSS IN THE U F C

Not for long sweaty

>tit tattoo
stopped, dropped and rolled

link ?

Wow, you're gonna call me a fucking nigger Daniel? Real cool

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some fat american posted it above

eh...mhhh... hmmm... ok, based

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THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

Now you think you're messing with button up fox guy but there's a whole nother side to me young man trust me.
You keep playing around up here and you'll see that side in dallas texas

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MMA? I clocked it

you the man, bones.

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albini finna get cut after losing tonight

alright be honest lads, are you watching tonights card live

It is though

Im watching your mom's card live tonight LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=k_rkKZe5HrU
1:35
Bitch ass nigguh

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What was wrong with the diaper? I thought the Baby gimmick was great.

>tfw your mom texts you this

he's just shit

HEEM WITH THE BOOOOOOOOOYYYYSSS

>We will never see Cyborg punch Ronda's face into the back of her skull
It was the hope that killed me.

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July 6th

>yfw Paul Craig pulls off another 3rd round submission in a fight he's losing and thus heems everyone's parlays

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brooo good morning! I haven't slept.. it's been so lonely, I had to talk with South Americans :(

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Francis is gonna get JDS against the cage, JDS is gonna do an Overeem run and get KO'd. Put your house on it.

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Jones reacted like DC was a white guy saying nigger.. to another white guy. Is this really all it takes to get in Jon's head? Call him a nigger and make him question his race?

One of these heavy favorites is guaranteed to lose. Question is which one

Jon learned this move from Gus

Are there ANY fights on this card to look forward to besides Francis and JDS? Any...? Or should I just tune in at the co-main so I don't miss the main?

Look it up baby boy, it's on the Fox News site.

Wasn't there a rumour that he's going to be signed by WWE to be a commentator when Smackdown moves to Fox?

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Menifield/Craig should be a good one. Maia/Rocco and Benavidez/Formiga will both be pretty good matchups on a technical level.

I mean honestly what happens if you call your opponent a nigger?

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If Stipe is training in just his boxers, doesn't his dick get all over their faces?

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Lot of mismatches so might be some good heems

I thought DC was white?

>getting heemed with the boys

Who the hell is this "Costa" fella? Some guy who used to fight in the early 2000's?

So did DC and Jones.

Roberts vs. Pichel is interesting. Dober vs. Reyes has potential to be a banger. Paul Craig fights are always fun, he either gets brutally heemed or pulls out a ridiculous sub. I think Maia vs. Martin could be boring and Benavidez vs. Formiga has no hype cause Flyweight is in limbo and no one knows how much meaning to attach to it.

The whole prelim card kind of sucks as well. Tons of people pulling out last minute has left the prelim card full of debuting fighters and fighters with either really unremarkable UFC records or barely any UFC record at all.

In many ways this is a can tier card

Those are retroshorts, the balls don't fall out that easily

Im Kyle Stansbury, I went to highschool with Paige VanZant, AMA!

so glad the kookie meme is ended

Betting makes a mediocre-shit card into an exciting one.

Anyone else happy their is a fight card tonight? 3-4 hours of not being depressed.

Wake up Khabib, I'm fookin back.

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Not at all I continue heeming myself while the fights are on

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post your slips lads.

Francis Ngannou vs. Junior dos Santos
Jussier Formiga vs. Joseph Benavidez
Demian Maia vs. Anthony Rocco Martin
Roosevelt Roberts vs. Vinc Pichel
Drew Dober vs. Marco Polo Reyes
Alonzo Menifield vs. Paul Craig

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punished conor will only happen if he loses all of his money

me on the right

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Cigano
Joejitsu
Maia
Roberts
Dober
Menifield

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Francis
Joseph
Demian
Rossevelt
Marco Polo
Alonzo

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How do you feel about the fact that todays card only has one good fight? Give us your feelings about that, and what JDS and Francy beating each other half to death means to you..

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I remember reading something like that a while back

Can /heem/ and /box/ ever be frens?

JDS
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Reyes
Craig

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I thought the nunes fight was today :/

fucking idiot retard

na that shits next week

So did my mom.

next saturday my dude

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>gooby nodding behind dana

you stupid son of a bitch

Mogumb
Formiga
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Menifield

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Look at Jones, being a dick again.

gross

there's a blood bath in CW right now

tfw

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Conor beats Khabib in a street fight 10 / 10 times.

Who is that big dude sitting in Jon's lap?

me

JDS
Formiga
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Menifield

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his slam piece

Prime TRTtor heems Cigano

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rockhold is fucking beautiful man, no homo

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Heeeeem bleedy!

too bad he's a brainlet, guess you can't have everything

those sky shorts are iconic, why did rebook take them away

GODDARD LMAO

this

Why didn't you fags watch cage warriors? The main event was so bloody that it turned into an impromptu slip and slide match.

Wtf man dalby was almost finishing him and then he stopped the fight to check the blood and non contest what a retard

TRTor almost submitted Jon Jones.

Ngannou
Benavidez
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Menifield

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you should know well enough that goddard runs the show

dumb motherfucker, stupid goon

He stole the fight from dalby the other guy was basically done

The fuck? She looks tiny as hell here. What happened?

hes a big guy

SWEEEEET CAROLINE

sweet caroliine

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REMINDER: WRESTLING IS NOT REAL, JUST STAND UP

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Why does eurosludge always chant seven nation army :^)

retard piece of shit

i would walk 500 miles...

*pisses on you*

mmmmmm you can see the nipple

weird tradition that grew in football stadiums. It comes with the melodic simplicity i guess

getting tired already

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no it was me

Literally just jump and land on his back for the choke

Somebody call the Croatia national team

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Her fans were the worst on this board

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HEEM IS DEAD

no u

Anyone see the bloodbath over on cage warriors? Goddard stopped the fight during the 3rd due to the fighters unable to stand/grapple.

just like ngannou in a few hours

Prime Cop would heem Neuer

Yeah it was #GetLitty.

JDS is the bad guy tonight

prove me wrong

Alright guys, lets have some fun!

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Nah you can't be serious

He's not a brainlet. He plays piano and can sculpt.

you're welcome

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Who at ufc?

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Wow that's a lot of money

'We're going to show that Polish women rule de world.'
- Joanna

why did she do this

Based non-caz showing up for the early pre-lims

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>tfw can’t bet on mma in France yet

Ngannou is a true underdog. He was shoveling sand in sub-Sahara a few years ago and now look at him.

Baby is getting heemed lad, sorry to say you're getting goofed in round one

I’m here bro what’s up

Stupid frog

Guys, I was just listening to Chael Sonnen podcast and he said that boxing is not real, aka he would never meet someone competing in boxing itself. Is this true? Do you know any boxers personally?

Not me bro. Streaming it.

>land of the free

Get a job

This is my expert level parlay

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how much were your seats?

Not much just drinking a bud light

>all those empty seats

Damn I guess Ngannou isn't a drawl

Not one, yet I've met multiple jew jitsu fags who compete.

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ngannou-vs-dos-santos
ripple.is/mma/10962-ufc-on-espn-3-francis-ngannou-vs-junior-dos-santos
dubs.cc/b
sportstream.to/football2/index.html
givemereddit.stream/stream/5d17b8f341c875d17b8f341c88
arsesaworldgist.com/2019/06/29/ufc-fight-night-ngannou-vs-dos-santos
daddylive.live/channels/stream-14.php
sedsports.com/s2
socolive.xyz/ufc-live-stream-hd.html

based

nooo woodleybros usman took our desk spot

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Imagine that bunda on your face

Craig and Martin lose 95 out of 100

How/where do I watch the pre card? Noob here

please tell me dumbass bisping isn't commentating tonight

stop it, this is how they get taken down

youtube.com/watch?v=181ZZgv4pak

I'm sure they really lurk heem retard

s-soon

scroll up

Sounds boring

Craig yeah but Rocco is going to win, but let's not forget Craig was a big underdog against that other Nigerian guy

He is baby boy

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link?

ESPN+, that'll be 64.99$ (plus tip)

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Only around 200

fucking hell he is so annoying to listen to

cursed image

>albini
You know hes fighting that 7 foot tall cyclops nigga right?

fuck you

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Minnesota looks beautiful

Let's get this party started

Watch the comfy spanish broadcast with McLovin

Yea Forums is the second largest stream sharing site behind reddit (which they already got)

anyway the only people you're helping are the bottom feeding retards

If you happen to live in grand est just drive over

Have you finally gained THE HYPE yet?

woodley works at tmz now

based

>cashes out 100 right after the screenshot and bets sensibly
i know your ways u hack

Best MMA podcast

hate this retard

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Ngannou
Formiga
Maia
Pichel
Dober
Craig

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also working on a new album

based ngubu

You gotta edit your pic before posting before posting so it doesnt get turned sideways. This must be your first event.

DM'd to Dana

JDS
Benavidez
Maia
Roberts
Marco Polo
Menifield