/cric/ OFFICIAL AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND GAMETHREAD #5

>we
Wrong flag there m8

>God will intervene and win us the match if we pray to him
>God never intervenes when thousands die of starvation everyday
Why are third worlders so retarded?

cant wait to see the pakis get BTFO by bangbros and even if thye do win they'll get arseblasted by india

Fuck Lankans

Are you happy now, “decent” Pakistani poster? As soon as your team won, your guy had to involve us for no reason at all. This isn’t politics now?

Can someone explain me the differences between bowling and hitting in Tests, ODIs and T20?

reckon a cricket match is more important than a bunch of starving third worlders tbf

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>implying we won’t rawdog their gaping asshole

Just google the bengacuck flag, its literally a prolapsed anus

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I'm thinking based

So true

That's an extremely loaded question. its mostly just got to do with the lines and lengths they bowl.

ignore them, sad cunts don't have anything else going on

Does it bother you so much? Lol

I assume you mean me since I never said anything about Indian politics or anything. Ignore it.

>girls have moustaches by default

my world is rocked. so girls are basically just men, just weaker and softer.

Why won't this ump call high balls?

elite test batting from nz here

My mates mum died yesterday. Feel bad man

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bene wondering the same thing

reckon we might be wanting to score runs a bit quicker than as is the current situation

>bangbros
Everytime

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Meh see we feel annoyed about it too but we need these cunts in the arsenal when your bakhts come on in hordes. Necessary evil dare I say it.

Cuckanistan choked OH NO NO NO NO NO

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It doesn't bother me at all. But why do all of you have to be massive hypocrites?

>Gulbadin: "We fought very well and gave 100% but in the end we missed an opportunity to win the match. But credit goes to Pakistan. Imad played really well and Shadab gave him the strike well. We're playing these kind of teams, so you'll face these situations. But if you win the match... as you saw we lost at the end of the innings. Bad luck for us today, Hamid Hasan was injured. The wicket was slow and turning, credit to Nabi, Mujeeb, Rashid and Sami also. But we missed Hamid. I said at the start of the tournament 30-40 is not enough, you need 60-70 or 100, then you can put a good total. But each batsman, including me, should go one step forward. We are learning a lot, so hopefully we'll do well in the future. Thank you to the tremendous crowd here."

>blaming R A M B O getting injured
lol what a selfish prick

FUCK i forgot to do my mechagon dailies because of the cricket lads

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BASED

might buy a Mercedes Benz SUV lads, just popped into my mind for some reason

>why don't human beings act rationally 100% of the time
fucking idiot. go tip your fedora elsewhere

GONE FUCK OFF

Well not same as men, it's like even lesser version of prepubescent moustache

What bhakts are you talking about dude? That "one" Bihari that everyone ignores ? Bhakts only post on /pol/ and there's that madrasi name fag that posts "Remember x player?".

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If you can afford one then just buy a Lambo SUV if you truly want to show off.

Time to glass their cunt again?

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

BHERENDOPE

damn, the dude didn't even acknowledge his fuck-ups. for shame, Gulbadin. for shame

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tb h that wicket is probably worse for us since kane is out now and nichols was just chewing up deliveries doing sweet fuck all lol

FUCK why was he ever sidelined for poolter-piles

nicholls no... my love... ;-;

FUKKEN SAVED
Goodnight

I don't talk about politics on cric so you are contradicting yourself right now. Indian posters are just as bad. Most of you just came here to laugh at us and one or two are still shit talking us.

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Yeah a horde of non existant "bhakts". It's in your head, lad. There's just one autismo in /cric/ from /int/

Just wait around for India's game. You'll see the discussion will veer towards Pakistan at some point.

what a detestable cunt

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GN

Nah. >We are going to need wickets to win this. Restricting the scoring isn't enough.

Basically test cricket you need to know how to bat and bowl the other formats you smash it as hard as you can because the bowlers are shit and are only picked because they can bat.

Essentially nowadays bowlers who are really poor batsmen are left out or there's maybe one per team. Usually the team is stacked with all rounders and part time bowlers who would might bowl a few overs or even not at all in test but are main bowlers in short form. Because the bowlers are almost all part timer the batting is easier and batsmen who can smash it around. A batsmen who takes a while to get started is considered not worth it because of how few overs there are. Same as a batsman who scores mostly from singles, you need to be able to hit boundaries.

It's cricket dumbed down.

God can you poo posters shut the fuck up

>Most of you just came here to laugh at us
Literally everybody did, lad. You were choking to afghanistan. But I agree, there's those two pol posters that ruin the thread for everybody. Cheers x

Literally every forum on the internet is full of them. /r/pakistan used to be overrun until they brought out the banhammer.

I guess indians just don't realize how annoying their fellow countrymen are.

>that RR
Test matches are played faster than this

>A Toureg with a body kit
>Show off

OH NO NO NO NO NO

I've noticed its mostly Indians insulting us casually and getting surprised we talk back. Although there's that one retard going "INDIANS DRINK PISS LMAO" you be better and we'll be too.

He meant New Zealand when he said sheep shagging you daft idiot. KEK

ur both annoying

Fuck off back to pleddit you insufferable cunt

cutie

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All you need to know is this:

Test is real, original cricket. Requires the most skills.

T20 is fake, gimmick cricket. Requires least skills.

ODIs are somewhere in between and a good compromise.

KEK WHAT A FUCKING MORON

don't know about you guys, but this guy seems like a real jerk

so uh, anyone know where I can download a copy of the PAK-AFG match. I want to show my dad, but he missed it due to work

twitter.com/DanyalGilani/status/1144932207963885568

Why are afghan niggers allowed to play gentleman's game?

would cum on her spectacles

I want to watch tv on the couch with her

I hope his teammates are smacking the shit out of him now. Gulbadin lost that match himself with the needless 18-run over.

>kane
>wicket
pick one m8

This is exactly why I'll never ask a crazy nationalist Pakistani to back down. We all know how Indians behave.

I'm a real jerk too.

What's even the difference between you stupid brown cunts

He threw the game WTF

the irony.everyone will try to make fun of a team that will be choking to afghanistan.

Afghans need to beat Gulbadin. Not Pak fans.

dumbcunt LMAO

kind of glad they lost seeing this

please take the 1000 other ugly slags that were posted here today. this one's mine

I only ever see highlights

You are both insufferable when you are winning, it's ridcolous. At least the Aussies banter their team when they're shit, you guys don't post anything and then if you win you come in going. BTFO KEK!1!. Fine do that when you win but take the bants when you're losing. If you lose most of you log off.

based

youtube.com/watch?v=3rkJ3L5Ce80

>/r/pakistan
lad...

I feel like shit so I logoff. What's odd about it. Not everyone is a masochist like you english.

piratebay, kayo, highlights

We don't mind Aussie or nz banter, you Indians don't even make it funny you just plain insult and provoke.

PLEASE CRIC

Thanks, same

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All of their players need to get the fuck back and work in the coal mines or railroads. This is what you get when society wants everyone to be a winner, bunch of stoneage cave dwellers forced into the ground by poopinder singhs of ICC

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they should lynch their captain. Everybody is positive he took money. Who the FUCK bowls outside off when you need to close down the runs???

hope australia don't bully us here I think we can win but only if we score runs and dont lose wickets but australia wont want us to do that

Indians can literally not banter. They start with insulting religions, calling for genocide and joking about nuclear warfare.

Laugh at yourself once in a while faggot it might make you feel better for once

Literally 2 or 3 pakis here though, so many aussies

Whats dumb about that streetshitter? It clearly went over your malnourished veggie cuck brain

sound analysis

lol,sure thing.

Very clever lad

wait for a few hours it'll be up on piratebay by one of >our lads

Hey man I’m a paki and I was bantering the team when they were shitting the bed, not my fault you dont notice

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>insulting religions
there's nothing wrong with that. muslims can't handle religion banter

damn what a qt

It will be on BTN if you're a member.

yup, am thinking australia will want to take wickets and restrict new zealand's run scoring.

because he's talking about the real cricket match thats on between australia and new zealand you seething dumbcunt

get hotstar
it's like 5 dollars for a year

Hotstar has replays

>pakis shitting up the thread

This one looks like it has 40 min highlights so it might be a good bet

Need poopstralia to win

>They start with insulting religions
absolutely based. both northie cow piss drinkers and hajjis need to be insulted regardless

He also does not know how to bowl a yorker, or purposely didn't bowl them. Also that piss easy stumping chance. Clear as day fixing. Afg are not in the tournament but he wanted Pak to make it in I guess.

>wooosh the post

Youre a fucking moron get the fuck off the internet

Thoroughly enjoy watching third worlders argue amongst themselves.

'ate 'em cazzies

Get a hotstar account, lad. Think it's around 3$ in your money. It's worth it too. Watch our 20 IQ South Indian action movies when you're bored.

Indians do it out of malice, not "banter". They LITERALLY want to genocide muslims. It's not a joke for them.

>this pathetic damage control

Wait wtf thats not real life lmao

cant wait for the ashes when all these poos and pakis will be gone

You first

desu Afghanistan were bad in the field from the start

HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED

smokeasac might be the greatest example of The Emperor's New Clothes regarding trap production. Stil think peep is based though

Ah yes the famous Pakistan province of America

we all do m8 but its all in good fun

for once, it's not us. I'm genuinely not doing anything wrong nigga.

this commentary is awkward as fuck lads. keep in mind i have autism and still find this awkward

It's poopeelia caz

I watch the ashes lad, I'll be there

Holy shit, this Paki is more MAD than iMAD

Thanks lads, have a bunda

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Ian Smith is such a whiny cunt fuck me

fair but Muslims do not take kindly to anything about Islam. even you bringing it up as though it's supposed to be off-limits is indicative of that. like, you need to realise we don't take your religion as seriously as you guys do

*be's laughing at you*

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i guarantee you wont.

HOLY FUCK Ian Smith is so fat

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Holy shit get the fuck off my board kek

See you there m8

Based india will destroy englel and put us through.

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imagine the SMELL

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Look, dude. Take it to int or pol, nobody wants to genocide muslim other than the cowtards in the norf. Let's stop shitting up the thread with politics now, m8.
>inb4 bjp bhakt rss etc etc
I'm Tamil.

not well versed with smoeasac, I have a thing for whitearmor though if that's in the same wheelhouse, agree on peep, sucks that money/click hungry jews cashed in on his death. I'd trade Lil Xan's life to get peep back in a second

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PwteHlkN4

Did Smith legitimately get upset with Slater's banter? KEK

BRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPp

They should ban all pee pee poo poo countries from playing the royal game of cricket. They have converted it into a shitshow. Let the former colonies of West Indies in though, they're cool blokes

Such a fucking biased cunt. Hate his fucking voice, hate his personality and i hate his fat fucking face

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i think he did KEK
kiwis literally CANNOT handle banter

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No ;)

Think people are being a tad unfair to the based Paki bros.

muslims are scum just like other religious backward retards so its only natural.

Which commentators do you guys like?

Why you have to be rude? and I am there for ashes m8

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE GROUND

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I'll get called a self loathing liberal or a paki for doing this.

extremely based peep poster
managed to see him live once before he died

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Bye bye guppers

Hello, there! My dear Pakistani friend!!!! You seem to be confusing Antipoodean banter and their lingo!!

When the australian meant "sheep shagging cunt", he meant his dear New Zealand rival, since they're notorious for actually shagging sheep aha!!(not really, but it's just banter!!)

You, on the other hand seem to have mistaken the other familiar insult levied at Muslims aka "Goat fucker"(I'm not insulting you, I'm just explaining ahaa!!)

You seem to have confused yourself!!! I hope I was able to help!! Cheers!

Ian Bishop
The zimbabwe guy
Almost all English commentators
Thats it

>cucktill

>Going the gym to lift 10lb plates

Over the years I've realized that these Indians will always congregate a forum and keep reinforcing their toxic opinions by agreeing with each other. Soon everyone other than the Indians leaves the forum. In many cases they'll even act "shocked" and "hurt" that you would ever accuse them of saying anything spiteful.
/r/cricket is halfway there

The ONLY way to stop this is to not let them get comfortable and remind them of who they really are. One must stay two steps ahead and counter filth with filth. Pakistanis are up to the task, while the rest of you continue to act complacent. You can thank us later.

Based

lmao that was missing leg by a mile

lmaooooooooooooooooooo ausGODS

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GONE IT'S OVER BACK IT UP, YOUR PRETEND LIFE IN BRITAIN IS OVER KIWI CUNT

thanks ramesh

>Monga reports from the ground that there is rioting in the stands: "They are still rioting. Bottles are flying across. 650ml juice and soft drinks bottles. They are full, and they are being hurled at each other."
anyone here has a riot experience? what are some good strategies

BRENDOF BREEHDNOOF

That looked like it was missing leg

wtf I thought ganondorf was shit

He was posting in the wrong thread poopinder singh, thats the joke fag

Nothing cringier than seeing white people talking about garbage emo trap music. If you’re pajeets thats even worse

based

This is the post

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coulter nile on suicide watch

Bit of fat shaming here

>the paki is still seething
kek

shut up and get out of my thread

>/r/cricket
>/r/pakistan

Why are you here plebbitor?

>Over the years I've realized that these Indians will always congregate a forum and keep reinforcing their toxic opinions by agreeing with each other. Soon everyone other than the Indians leaves the forum. In many cases they'll even act "shocked" and "hurt" that you would ever accuse them of saying anything spiteful.
>/r/cricket is halfway there
I would say this was false but quora lmfao

>Over the years I've realized that these Indians will always congregate a forum and keep reinforcing their toxic opinions by agreeing with each other
That is literally every forum ever, not a specifically Indian thing

I am an atheist you idiot. I don't care about bantering religion. But these assholes are literally praying for genocide. You anglos think it is all banter and high fiving but these hindu bastards really get off on these sorts of insults.

You do realise we barely even know the difference between you guys even though you claim to be the exact opposites.

>This post has been awarded gorriliion réddit silvers

Literally every Saffa commentator, Ian Bishop, Mikey Holding, Isa, Harsha, Shane Warne, Mark Waugh (unironically), probably a few others I can't think of off the top of my head.

she's a plastic chinese instagram whore, can't expect much else really

Just stop bro we won let them seethe

Nasser Hussain

>r/
that's a yikes for me

Put on a hoodie and throw anything you can get your hands on

Brb immigrating to your house with my full family

Nothing cringier than seeing a burger pretend to be an authority on music while he stuffs his face with garbage. if you're a nigger that's even worse

>accidentally wicketposted in an old thread
>all this seething
Solid effort on my part.

>Nothing cringier than seeing white people talking about garbage emo trap music. If you’re pajeets thats even worse

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>I am an atheist
K E K
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The fact that normal Indians don't stop their retarded countrymen means that we have to go down to their level. That's all there is to it.

Bless you

calm down new friends

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>circle jerking is exclusive to indians
ah yes, not like us INDEPENDENT AND ENLIGHTENED FREE-THINKERS on Yea Forums, no sir

Sangakarra

>/r/cricket
Fuck off you braindead reddit cunt. You and all your subcontinent friends need to just fuck off back to what ever sickening website you all crawled out of.

what about muslims trying to genocide other religious people?.you are being so biased here.

Stop? How?

Jfc stop posting cunts

Based

I've known quite a few Indians when I lived in Dubai, this hatred is all political manipulation imo

>Over the years I've realized that these Indians will always congregate a forum and keep reinforcing their toxic opinions by agreeing with each other.
>by agreeing with each other

No two Indian from two different regions ever agrees on anything. Madrasis eat beef, we don't. That should be enough to even prove this for you. Enough with the politics.

I can't believe the Kiwis are actually gonna let this slip after being up 92-5

I swear Ross Taylor has been around forever

>yikes

Why hello there redditor

holding
boycott
sanga
bishop
warne when talking about spin, horrible otherwise

>its another subcontinental idiots shit up the thread episode again
getting a bit tired of this one lads

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This is his 4th World Cup

>absolutely assblasted paki still seething after they won
This is the only good thing to happen today after that shit show by gulbadin

stop talking about about politics here you braindead mongrels.Go to /pol/ or reddit.

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Shit tier banter that lad. Your feelings got hurt, I get it

Not a boomer, I almost exclusively listen to trap, lil peep is garbage along with everything else that sounds like that. not happy he died, but happy that he at least can’t make that shitty music anymore. just like that cunt X.

That's a Yea Forums meme

This does NOT fucking slip now. I'm pegging taylor for a century.

Can't wait till the indian blow ins fuck off back to Facebook and Reddit

my point was valid though

post about the FUCKING game you imbeciles.

So am I bro. Against the spirit of /cric/. I'm willing to extend my friendship to the Indians

I find it somewhat amusing.

Get used to it

that's it for me lads. hope poo peeland put up somewhat of a fight at least

contemplating having a wank and watching some anime instead of the cricket lads. reckon we've just about won this game already

One would have slightly better expectations from the 'educated' class, but no! Dumb cunts are dumb whatever class they belong to.

does projecting count as exercise, Amerilard?

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okay, guess it was a bit much

oh nonononono

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If NZ lose their game to Englel, then they're out right?

>being edgy in /cric/

Love watching 7 eleven countries sperg at each other every single day lads

Need a hand?

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You get to play for your national team but you end up with Nathan Lyons hair

Would you

please just leave or change your flag, i hate looking at it

>willing to extend friendship to Indians
>refuse to stop the seething /pol/fag

DROPPED THE WORLD CUP

>tfw after the world cup, the canada global T20 is back
holy mother of based

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SMOTH YOU FUCKING IDIOT

just catch it butterfingers

STOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTSSTOP DROPPING CATCHES FUCKING IDIOTS

It's like watching two stray dogs fight in the street

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is there anyway we can win the game by if we score just two runs an over i know it won't be the biggest runs in the world but will we have a chance.

Probably not, if eng lose to India. They have a good run rate

GOD yes if youre a cute girl

WE THE BEST MUSIC .

THE FATHER OF ASAHD

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>those comments under the video

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FUCK OFF SANDPAPER CUNT FUCKKK

you’re not even making sense anymore and your desperate attempt to inject fat jokes every chance you get is making this even cringier for you

I literally said i’m not happy that he died

Smith is just ponting lite

Self hating pakis are the worst.
What? I'm not saying anything inflammatory what more can I do?

Lads how do I know if I'm funny?

I want to be a comedian so I told my family and friends but they all laughed at me...

no they can still get in by beating poo peeland

Unironically the best post in this shitshow of a thread.

>can't blame him
yes you can, da fuck. He dropped it

That's a start

>11 (23)
>best batsmen in the world
oh my

lol true

You don't have to be funny to be a comedian. Most of them aren't now.

Keep a spreadsheet of your average (you)s per joke

Tell us a joke lad.

This is what we get for getting their cricket started and making the effort to coach them when no one else was giving a shit

Okay mate sorry we're not all perfect like you

Okay so I have 4 so far

if you're a girl you can talk about your vagina and menstruation to get a few tired laughs.

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Reckon Aussies will win, too clinical. And nz too reliant on Kane.

Post political alignment. Needs to be left of centre and tend towards the authoritarian

>I am an exclusive connoisseur of trap, that lil peep fellow can no longer make music and that's good because I am en elitist who only listens to the finest of a genre that's only popular with edgy teenagers

OFFICIAL /CRIC/ RANKINGS FROM A UK POSTER

>Aussie Posters
>NZ Posters
>That one dutch poster
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> American Posters
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>Pakistani and Indian Posters

i always feel mogged when we play australia in cricket

Alright lads you had your warmup now start getting SUM FAKING RUNS

it was in his hand and then left his hand. What do you call that?

for me it's alternating between pakistan and indian proxies and bantering with myself

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Giving you more (you)s

Sounds about right

Here's a joke that'll make you famous. It's guaranteed to work. It's

>Drumpf

Same lad

It's just a game mate

have missed nearly this entire world cup due to work lads
in hindsight, probably a good thing because I would be even more seething at the eternal failure engWORMS than I already am

At least India posters can talk about something other than Pakistan. Pakistan posters literally can’t comment without bringing up India

please tell me who this girl is nvm jut saw file namr

True I'd move america down even further to show how far down they are

no hair not even once

Can't believe nz memed their way to top position by playing minnows.

Same, endless fun desu

literally every proxy and vpn ive ever tried is just ranged banned.
mullvad worked for a while in 2014 but the cp spammer got them all blocked after a month kek

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>RR 2.93

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Falling asleep here. Night lads.

I just got here lads.
what have I missed?

>twitter.com/DanyalGilani/status/1144932207963885568
Honestly. Based

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you know what this game needs? Basil Zempalis.

iknowwhatyoudownload.com/en/peer/
how grim is it lads? all porn for me

*to the tune of seven nation army*
LUTERU ROSS POUTOA LOTE TAYLOR

sweet dreams lad

I unironically hate Pakistan, India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka.

All the white teams (Windes are honourary whites) are based.

Aus vs NZ or cricket in general?

see my flag, bitch

That's not true at all. We don't bring up India at all, or their despicable machinations that they have employed in the region of kashmir, the region that wishes to be a part of a the pan-Islamic nation that is Pakistan, a bastion of purity and Islam, all valued by the kashmiris.

Afghans dropped the ball, literally

NZ having a boring as fuck start

Should just be the British

Nathan Lyon is top 3 spinner in the world, prove me wrong

new zealand looking to play out the day here

It's messed up because it shows movies I haven't even downloaded.

god no, baz is the worst commentator in the AFL. would adore BT commentating cricket though.

a lot of brazilians have the unknown flag too

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Well, I agree my fellow pajeets can be somewhat unbearable but atleast we don't disappear when our team starts losing.

this game
all the information was in the post you replied to

>american poster
>brings up race
every time

Yeah but it's unknown, user wants a proxy that shows a flag so he get start arguements, it's obvious you're using one

I was here before gulbadins over bro

The biggest display of blatant Match Fixing in a while.

Been drinking all night and not even drunk. Not enjoying this tolerance.

Probably because you have a dynamic IP lol

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There's so many of you that no one notices.

Lad I saw an extreme drop in Indian flags that day when you were about ti lose to Afghanistan

i could watch williamson bat all day

>don't bring up India at all
That one paki autist was bringing up India every post calling us names after the afghanistan match. Heck I can even link his posts here. Stop lying.

hate to say it mate but that's not true at all.

Except eventually you get boring

based adware

>reddit Brian
no lad

the amir show

pick it up lads

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I didn’y bring up race, Pajeet. Whiteness is a state of mind not race

You will never understand

this partnership is key

Amir's been shit for a couple matches now

I was in those threads m8 and no I didn't notice any drop in the number of Indian flags. If anything, some Indians were rooting for afghans that day. It was a good match too.

pretty sure everyone seethes over brian so i dont know how he could be reddit

Need to get Bmac out there next

How do you reckon /our lad/ Afghani is feeling right now? How many anglo tourists will he beat up today?

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I ain't no Brazilian

cut down on the Samboys and the ham & cheese rolls. Drink to excess and then eat to excess.

If Taylor and Williamson both score centuries I reckon NZ have this in the bag

does poo peeland know that they need to score runs if they want to win this?

just want the trivago girl to use my nose as a buttplug

you're FAKE NEWS

>if nz score more runs they win

classic british punditry

Who's ready for full toss leggies?

(You)

i was thinking this, or even a double hundred from kane would position us nicely

big if true lad

>that single pathetic faggot trying to boo smith
have sex you fucking incel freak

Is he the same guy who's the Manchester City bandwagoner? Pif related.

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Sebbo in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
Sebbo shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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Absolutely zero, I don't torrent anymore because UK is fucked

>Whiteness is a state of mind not race

Cringe

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shouldn’t you be watching the cop america, mr owen?

three in the over

Unironically forcibly exhaled through my nostrils.

sure m8, whatever you say
r/briantaylor/

he's cringe, blue-pilled and reddit

>RR: 3
grim

ello freshie

>asian australian gf sees your BWC

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This post was copied from reddit if anybody is wondering.

No I don't think he's the same ring ring poster

>what is a banana and an oreo?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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sure thing mate.if that was the case you would not use the word 'white' to begin with.

Pretty grim bowling. He'll pull a wicket out of his arse.

Does NZ have a gameplan or are they just bad?

>actually knowing reddit pages and what reddit likes
but please, continue calling other things reddit.

imagine those teeth scrapping on yer cock

Shitspouter bullied him away

god damn this is actually so fucking borin

I can look up "reddit" and "brian taylor" lad, sorry to break it to you.

India had the chance when the British were colonising but instead ychoose the way of ghandi, the way of the poo streets

why not both?

reckon new zealand could do with scoring some runs here, may well help them to get closer to the total and win the match

also you need a liocense for that mate

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That's because we haven't lost yet.

if you want to be a proper alcoholic you're going to need to make the switch to 8.5%+ beer

Gameplan is Kane Williamson like in every group game so far

>typical american responses
I don't know why I respond to you guys its like talking to a brick.

literally everything can be reddit if you base it off there being a reddit page for it. ridiculous """"logic"""

Also not dropping wickets will help them create a partnership

lol luv a good aussie seethe
the mans a convicted cheat

>POOPEELAND SKORE SAM FAKIN RANS

Business idea: Not taking the internet too seriously and just having fun.

>national team is offcially england and wales
>wales is never mentioned
>captained by an irishman

what

based, what a legend

mr. kane, this run rate doesnt feel so good...

Humidity absolutely battering me, no wonder Aussies are so mental

the global seethe caused by smith and warner is more glorious than any "aussie sethe" you could imagine

Why am I always the only kiwi left at this time

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>finch bowling himself now
This match is cooked.

srs question:

Why don’t the players wear a camelbak? It’d be convenient instead of (((drinks break))) and you get to remain refreshed on field

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>typical anti-american response
I see the idiom of black kettles hasn’t been introduced to the subcontinent yet.

im here fren

Any ideas on how to make the middle overs of cricket more exciting

Before this game, you would think tt would be the Australians that were going to let the Kiwis win.

you leave me with no choice.

here is a (You) for you lad

increased chance of hit wicket when playing shots

>the middle overs
oh, you mean phase 2, 3 and 4?

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I just woke up. Been sleeping on the couch with the game on. Back in bed now

sorry Ms. Taylor, your husband's a joke, and a closet case too, lol

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Middle overs of ODIs are when the smart cricket takes place

It's been a lovely day for cricket. Very much enjoyed my 5 runs today.

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You could have joined in with the jokes

Wouldn't fit over Paki hunchbacks

good night frens

>Average brainletbash viewer

THIS is the real cric m8

What even is this bowling rotation?

Did you win, mate?

>tfw australia were too intelligent for an opening partnership

its very thin profile. I cant ever imagine how you can be in a workout state and not always have water on hand

I apologize for my lack of humor.

wholesome

my parents are at the match and i just saw them on the TV lads!!!

now this world cup is more than half over, is it time to revisit the hot topic before the tournament started of 'bawww why totals so high nuffin in it for the bowlers cricket is dead "we will score 600 -owen morgan"

Lost unfortunately but it was a close one.

you are forgiven

There are barely any good spinners in the world right now.
Who have we got? Tahir? And?
Lots of young talent who have to prove themselves yet.

Good night, lad.

I am grateful.

jack leach

Which country has the more relaxed culture of the sport and which treat it like life and death?

why is everyone on yt and twitter pretending imad wasim is a great player now?

he just got lucky

who do you play for

>going to sleep at 11:14pm on a sat night

What a cuck

nice

BASED

Came pretty close against Afghanistan

BASED and redpilled

Spin is dead when you can't chuck

Joe Root

i have to study for a test on monday

>Who have we got? Tahir?
>We
Are you a south african?

Every Pakistani is an alpha chad and great in his own way
Wish I could say this about my fellow streetshitting bhakts

Guys I really want to go home and the taxi line is huge. I had my first drink at around 10pm and only had 5 standard drinks the whole night. I'm a 90kg man approx 10% body fat. I feel perfectly sober. Would I be under 0.05%?

We are losing tomorrow for sure.

are you okay m8

you can't chuck? someone should tell 80% of the bowlers in the ipl

what test?

dont think so

Can't believe the Paki - Afghan game was better than the Aus - NZ game

10pm? must be sydney

By "we" he meant us cricket watchers

book an uber

You have to be 18+ to post here. Cancel your Yea Forums subscription right fucking now

Go get a big drink of water and hyperventilate a bit to work the alcohol out of your lyngs

Is it worth the watch?

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why do you think this? it will be on a used pitch and these feckless cunts couldn't play on a sporting surface to save their lives

Hope you won't be studying for some meme entrance exam. Went through that shitstorm last year.

im 19

this post is like if your alcoholic uncle wrote those high school math tests

I reckon, though what time is it?

Taking off the name doesn't make you a different poster, Muslimbro.

>netflix
>indian series
yikes

RIP Yasir Shah

I would have been okay if I was born in Pakistan
But I was born in a hindu family and now I'm 5'6 skinnyfat manlet and a genetic dead end(like all other hindus)
So I'm not okay

yeah im repeating that shit unfortunately. mdcat

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No

Then I have to come back for my car later.

Fuck. How long does it take?

I've been drinking heaps of water and pissed heaps in an alleyway. Exhaling through my mouth.

4.19am right now. Think my last drink was around 2am.

uber you poor thing but if you drove in roll the dice, I've driven drunk for 8+ years and pigs haven't caught me yet

>im 19
>tfw 30+

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this is real griget

Nah you might be under 0.08 (UK) but not 0.05

no way. just get an uber you muppetarian

FUCKING THWAAAAAAAAAACK

Most Indians will be rooting for England to win while Pakis and Sri Lankans will be supporting India

Kek

why the FUCK do they have to label off-side and leg-side?
do you fuckers not know that kane bats right-handed?

Want some raw agent anjali mathur's little tiddies.
Is it that bad?

No, ghoul sucked too. Watch Mirzapur instead.

Cerebral.

I wish but I'm not a Muslim
I'm a 5'6 pathetic skinnyfat manlet (like all other hindus)

>Comes to Yea Forums for intelligent discourse
>Gets same abuse as everyone else

"B-b-but how can this be?"

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I usually give it 2-3 hours to be at 0 after drinking 2 stubbies. Reckon you'll be sub 0.05 tbf.

God damn. Which uni you aiming for? Going from a-levels to retarded paki entry tests was some suicide fuel for me, personally.

Don't get vexed.
/cric/ on average is 25+

BAC rises approx. 2 hours after your last drink then back to what it was 2 hours later. just drive you poof

it is desi genes that make us predisposed to skinnyfat. we just have to work extra hard. I have gotten much fitter but still have to contend with the fact that I just can't change that much about my body.

shall be going to wank unless i get dubs

Ignore all Indians m8(except me)

Well idk you're probably pretty close but I wouldn't risk it

tipping the average /cric/ poster is a private school educated uni student

are you this ?

Never gonna work, mate.
No one on Yea Forums understands "fun"

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not so fast, THESE doubles say watch the cricket instead

>us
We're not the same m8
I'm a genetic dead-end and you are a genetic freak

told a bitich on bumble I wasn't looking for a bride and she instantly unmatched me lol, dumb old bitter slut

one more try else its bedtime for real

my suv doesn't have enough attitude lads what do?

Some runs would really help the NZ cause here

It's happening lads. Wish me (good) luck

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Too bad tradies get the ladies.

Why are there no tradies in India? You blokes could do with a few more plumbers

dont embarass yourself lad, sit back and watch the master at work.

That wasn't me sweaty.

Good luck mate

Give us a post when you get back so we know you made it back safe sweetie

This has to be the worst game of the entire tournament no doubt. Even the rainwashed games that didn't even start were better.

Drinking Aussie guy I put your data through one of those BAC time calculator tools when you say 5 drinks what do you mean. If you've had 5 shots for example the thing says you're 0.035 - 0.043 based on exactly when you drank those right now but 5 pints and you're way over

Based American car
Wipe down your steering wheel though

let us know you got home safe lad. in going to pass out but I'll be thinking of you and check the thread later x

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GONE
GOTTEM
ONLY WORTHWHILE PARTNERSHIP BROKEN

yep poo peeland are finished

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update us once you reach home m8 drive safe x

>Ump had to chack that

BRehs this milf on state news tv is making me diamonds :[

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>4 degrees outside
Get FUCKED

Don't waste your time. It's cringy. Watch Delhi Crimes instead.

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF HE'S GONE GAME OVER

pls be safe

>chack that

>playing sweet child of mine in 2019

4 'JD and cokes' and 1 cruiser of some sort

collapse time

Was gonna get up and watch but I might just stay in comfy /bed/

there are no particular rules on Yea Forums which says intelligent discourse is not allowed.

love me some milfs

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Mr Taylor will get a century as I said earlier

Business idea: A shocker is planted in the bastmen's neck and is set off every time the run rate drops below 4 an over.

There is only one correct answer.

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latham is the only batsman I have zero faith in, the longer he stays in the less likely we are to win

I'll make a new thread lads sit tight

Cheers mate

>Mitchell Starc 10-0-74-1 against India
hmmmm

Great in porn, horrible IRL. Faces are shit, full of makeup highlighting how much the time eroded their beauty , tits are not bad but then you see the oily sluggish skin, excess bodyweight.

what about neesham

Business idea: ODIs are scrapped.

It says you are under but that doesn't take into account genetic stuff (basically if you're Asian)

would love to go to a comfy match on one of the smaller islands one day
sitting on the hill in the sun around beautiful scenery watching test cricket, bliss

Put your trip back on.

Turn your proxy off.

Drink a warm cup of potato and gravy,

and shut the fuck up.

It's IITcunt

saw him hit like 37 off an over once so he's elite

kek

neesh has played some good innings in the tournament

Wog Master race

NEW THREAD

Kane?
Kane who?

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The nicest grounds are in south Africa imo

But too bad about the situation there

>Most Indians will be rooting for England to win
I doubt that. Only the jingoist people who hate pakistan more than they love India would do that, it's proof that their patriotism stems from the hate for the 'other'.

inb4 some muppetarian compares this situation with the match where I wanted Afghanistan to do well against India.

No, there aren't.
Nor are there any posters on here capable of it.

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they call you the drunk driver bro

There are government run ITIs (Industrial Training Institutes) here who give training in various vocational and technical skills. But most of those tradies go to the gulf for work.

/cric/- where people are more interested in a guy who drinks and drives than the cricket match

There's free full highlights on Willow, no need to create an account or anythinng

Fact. Agree with you thhere.

Found the pajeet living in UK