/hoc/

hard shant

This is the thread

t. thread approver

go knights

>2 posts early
shit thread

But I'm a girl

good thread

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>pavs out
>ek 11,5x8

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Youll go back to jacking off to animated children all day and leave this general?

even gayer

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how big is your wang

>.gif

TWO MORE YEARS

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Easy Shall

I genuinely think he's stopped caring about winning a cup and just plays for the boys.

Here you go lad

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>Nichushkin on waivers
RIP

>supporting early fags
Disgusting /hoc/. This isn't how you get pucks deep.

>finland phobia

Shan't.

Thanks for posting ;)

based and /hoc/pilled

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It's literally not even early you fucking retards

Want to curb stomp a swede

If you had 32 million dollars to spend, would you spend it entirely on three players?

tfw no mommy feet

one'd think minny fans were grounded and laid back but the only ones here are a seething mess and a new zealander. what gives?

Reminder toronto has the worst defense of all the teams that made the playoffs last season

>Suter and Parise for 6 more years each
tbf I would be seething too

He's been bought out, along with spooner in vanpooper.

>won't have enough cap to improve it
>losing Gardiner
Laffmao

BASEDball is on

dont worry they are signing a twink winger to help with their defensive problems

>kaprizov still in KHL

still waiting on my agent to work out some offers with teams, gonna be a fun season!

i'd like to see you try ville

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All i know about BOREDball is
>keep ball clean
>put ball deep

How often do you wash your dingus lads? I wash mine once a day.

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just realized Gusev isn't eligible for Calder
what a dumb fucking rule, honestly

just turned the A/C on and ceiling fans to help circulate the air better, lads

once a week i pull the foreskin back. more satisfying that way

grim

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friendly bonaqua salesman

If hockey doesn't work out for him, Bulju always has his B plan as a Bonaqua salesman.

i have your mom wash it with her tongue daily

You're not getting me that easy Suojelupoliisi!

can the madman do it?

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>muh 40 year old rookie

about to grill some burgers
whos hungry?

>dubas

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>wahhh it's not fair! think of the kids wahh

Thanks for the offer. But I just made a pizza, got a couple of slices over if anyone's hungry

>wahhhh my country full of dopers and cheaters cant cheat to win trophies in the nhl anymore

I'll take some early potato with dill and smetana and for the main course smoked salmon thanks

Nice

>being better is cheating
okay

Reminder the Leafs are still paying Kessel to play on another team for 3 more years

Baseball in london is really fucking dumb. NHL should have games in japan again lol

>being older and winning a trophy for young players is cheating
glad you've figured it out, boris

habs are the most based canadian team desu and it ain't even close

quebec is the most based province

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Yankees just scored a goal

>“to the player selected as the most proficient in his first year of competition.”
not a single word about age

t. caj-göran

Nobody ever thought in 1937 russians would be pathetic enough to send over 30 year olds to try and win the rookie of the year.

russia is like living in a 24/7 looney tunes cartoon
youtube.com/watch?v=eHF0gXBxLTM

rip doggo

any other kitties fans ready to hear the news of panarin/bob not coming to florida but new york instead?

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I'm 100% finnish speaking turku bvll but everyone knows all the most notable canadians are quebecois. Real recognizes real and the nhl fears the quebec bvll

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fug

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did he died??

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I just want panarin desu

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>pathetic
So is a guy like Tim Thomas pathetic for only becoming an elite player at the age of 34? Should they have given those two Vezinas to someone else because he was too old?
there's no way >rags are going to pay Panarin what he wants

>serittie

panarin is going to either long island or miami

Is that suppose to be home colours? Retarded if yes.

hockey
youtube.com/watch?v=lYsxz9nlsMo

Too feminine

>Panarin doesn't care about winning
Thanks for the update.

>colours
I thought you guys were independent from Britain

so where should he go to?

Maybe a Candian team could pick him up then

>Age also affects eligibility. Players must be no more than 26 years old by 15 September of their rookie season to be eligible for the trophy.
Vezina has nothing to do with a player's age.
Don't worry I am sure a russian will win the khl rookie of the year because russian scum always rigs it anyway.

Why would we change the spelling of English words if we still speak English? Muttish can stay in the US.

With a good team at a decent salary.

so the islanders and panthers

Or a team that has made a cup final in the last two decades...

>wanting to speak ebonic american
no thanks

>Vezina has nothing to do with a player's age
exactly, and neither should Calder
kys

>empty arena

Pretty much every canadian team is more successful in the past 10 years than the isles/kitties

>panthers
>good
not even funny, just disappointing

Isles are decent but Panarin is going to put them in cap hell before they even have their youth signed long term. Terrible gm move. If Panarin cared about winning he'd sign for 9mil with Columbus.

>Calder winners must be 26 years old or younger on September 15 of their rookie season. This is informally known as the Makarov Rule

Oh look we had to make a rule so another cheating shitbag russian couldn't rig the Calder trophy. How pathetic.

panthers are growing at least with their core. They need a change of goaltending but that top 9 looks pretty lethal, especially with barkov trochek and hueberdeau. and they have the cap for him

Calder is for rookies. Rookies typically are young inexperienced players, not old players that played pro elsewhere for a decade. The nhl simply needs to update the rules to negate players over 25 that played a year in another men's league. They never wanted to do that because it legitimizes those other pro leagues and takes away from the superiority of the nhl.

>another fight at a dev camp

Their defense is absolute ass. The panthers chance at being good died with ekblads brain

I've heard this story before. Panthers have always been a team that people want to believe are close to being good, but it always ends up being wrong. i don't see them being any better than Columbus with Panarin.

Funny story:
The KHL rookie of the year award is named after a player who blood doped so much he died. You can't make this shit up.

ecли вы нe oбмaнывaeтe, вы нe пытaeтecь

>NEWS: The @MapleLeafs have hired Dave Hakstol as an assistant coach.

OH NO NO NO

>it was 6-0

fuck outta here bawston

Imagine how many girls there are on hoc
I'd wager zero

our year

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look at dis dood

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>isleshits
oh no no

FUCK. THIS. HEAT.

kakko is a bust and trouba isnt gonna magically fix the rags. also the rags prospects all will bust

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hello copetard

say it with me now...
K A A P O
A
K
K
O

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BUST
U
S
T

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I have never read and will never read a single post with anime image attached to it

KAKKO DESU

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I never read what finland posts. he always posts garbage

>n-n-no y-y-you

im not convinced by the >rags at all

lmao at this seething islander weeb

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just woke up
hard as diamonds

patrician
the isles weeb really thinks people take his hockey opinions seriously

never seethed in my life

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i would be mad too if i didnt have a steaming kaapo kakko

>s-seethe
rangers will never ever win a cup again lol

isles weeb is butthurt today
mommy must have made him go outside

never seethed so keep making that shit up ed from edmonton

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gas the weeb desu

gonna be a loooooooong offseason for you all

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Really shouldn't be considering how many good quality centers there are in the 2020 draft. If >rags choice is anything but tanking the next season they're doing it wrong.

this

yikes, the islanders? Thinking theyre actually cringe 2bh

yikes, the rangers? thinking theyre actually cringe 2bh

It's like they're trying to never win the cup again

Thinking about the retard who thinks duchene is only worth $5m/year

Morning lads

shame that a good egg like mat barzal has to play for a fanbase of anime fags

Huomenta

...

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Shannon is not /ourguy/ and he never was

Daily reminder that the Edmonton Oilers won more playoff series this decade than the Calgary Flames

t. seething rusty peon fan

Is there any way the kitties could also keep Hoffman if they sign both Panarin and Bob?

He plays good and I think it would be nice for him to have some place to stay after that drama in Ottawa.

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thinking about kaapo kakko urinating in public

Daily reminder the islanders have won a playoff series more recently than the >rags

Haha, I just got game worn jersey of Sebastian Aho. It's national team jersey from wjc 2016. We won gold!

and all it took was 4 1st overalls

meanwhile in calgary, they had a 4th overall once, that was neat

Kakko doesn't know how to buy a house or apartment so he just rents a motel room every night and gets pizza

Just had a discussion inside my head

Thinking about kaapo kakko’s cocko

I heard a rumour Kakko is regular hoc poster

Already ordered my Panarin jersey 2bh

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fat veiny eight incher

SIGN IT MITCHY
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

if no nhl player responds to my post within 5 minutes with also evidence that they play in NHL, then they are all PUSSIES

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its in blue and orange lad

thinking about the time kappo forgot his house key and became homeless for 3 months

Wins gold, wins nothing

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left image: based

right image: cringe

and kakko will be shite compared to hughes

How you lads getting on? Thinking about a little hockey? Yeah, that's good. As am I.

hughes is like a little boy. kakko will literally man handle him in nhl

>engage stealth mode in MENS WC
>still get drafted first
what did the devils mean by this?

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hughes will have a decent career in AHL

Did you fellas mow your lawn today like a good boomer?

you mean kakko?

careful theres a zoomer sniper about who is killing people for working in their ya-

They're in the same division too so that's great for the rivalry

no, hughes

just not cut out to play with big bois

Hughes isn't even ready for Liiga

Cheers

For me, it's literally any first round pick that wasn't a Finnished bust

he will play in the NHL hughes. dumb finland

5 minutes is up, all NHL players browsing /hoc/ are PUSSIES

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What did team USA think, bringing no value kid to hockey tournament.

vain oli ajatus

Hughes?
More like HUGE bust lmaoooo

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Breadman and Bobman, please come to florida
youtube.com/watch?v=zrFI2gJSuwA

why does asscrack sweat have such a distinct smell

You're going to meme Krappo into being the next Bulju, just like you do with all finn prospects

remember when hughes got suomi'd during the USA-FIN game?

yes for one to nine games before getting sent down

permanently

don't worry, if that happens there's always Anton Lundell to bandwagon next year

ANSWER ME HOC

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we all do, lad

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>finland

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Kappo will get calder next season, rangers losing conference finals due the refpuck.

Terrible color scheme. Is this real? Whoever made it should be barred from discussing or thinking about hokkei for life

>rangers making the conference finals
>finland EVER winning a calder

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God sent mecthe vision you infidel cunt

google translate can't into finnish

just had a thought = sain juuri ajatuksen

he's wearing a cage? lmfao what a fag
nigga won't last 3 shifts in the nhl

Xheattle Dickgirls.

>mfw panarin to >rags and bobrovsky to islels
youtube.com/watch?v=OLuWHr6-0YQ

Finland will win EVERYTHING next season and the NHL will permanently become owned by Finnish people!

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don't want to ruin those boyish good looks

will he wear a cage in the NHL? god i hope so

No but I do remember this

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Name NHL will be permanently changed to Suomalaiskansallinenjääkiekkoliiga. SKJL for short.

tomorrow

>rags

imagine being a generational talent in meme usa team for kids and doing nothing playing real hokkei

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your calder finalists for next season are
hughes
dobson
suzuki

Hughes will bust.
Kakko will bust.
Cozens will be the steal of the draft

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>kakko gets bulldozed
gets up immediatedly and continues play
>hughes gets brushed lightly
out for 20 games

Maybe in another season since he's already hurt lmao

he got his thumb injured at the camp

>up on his feet in a second
truly the kind of boy nhl needs

>hughes gets brushed lightly
>out for 20 games
I don't recall this happening, Jesse

Quinn Hughes will be hof
Jack Hughes will be huge bust

>tfw comfy 73
Still not going outside though

>laffs hire hakstol

Why is NHL such a shitshow with failed coaches. They won't get any new blood but keep circulating the existing failures in hopes that something good comes out of it.

Who's the best Latvian hockey player, anyway?

your calder finalists for next season are
semen holmstrom
autism kaliyev
cole manlet

That guy with surename ending with s

Reminder that the Columbus bluejackets (8, 47 wins) swept the Tampa bay lightning (1, 62 wins)

Zemgus girgensen

Brap

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This is how future rags vs devlels matches are going to go.

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whatever happened to all those tampa bay fans?

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Kristaps Porzingis

dunno, ozolinsh probably

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>mfw the kitties also bring back the old jerseys after signing panarin and bob
nhluniforms.com/Panthers/Images/Panthers10.png

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assistant coach, who cares. probably just there to inject a little philly grit into them, lord knows they need it

Shut the FUCK UP

Rudolfs Balcers

every day until you learn

Don't You it

Its a bit on the warm side when your out of shade.

>florida
>hockey fans
there could not be a more shining example of bandwagoning boomers

Because the NHL is stuck in a 1960's mindset with everything from GMing, contracts, coaching, and hiring. Everything is still cemented in the "eye test" and "he's a good guy with grit" and with coaches it's basically all nepotism. Did you play with someone in the front office 30 years ago despite being exposed as a fraud? Welcome aboard. The NHL needs to change it's outlook and worldview immediately if they want to succeed

they left after getting btfo

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new jersey with old logo would be top tier desu

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*record scratch*
Yup that's me, you're probably wondering, how I got here.

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>reddit scratch

literally who will sign him

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>t. diversity network professional officer

they just waiting for them regular season banner

How have you helped gays during the Pride month?

I said to the guy in the pic that I'm happy he can dress any way he wants and express his sexuality.

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you can live off publix subs for only so long

odd thing to be proud of

I let grease give me a blowie

For me it's the guy front and center with his arms crossed.

what happened to every other teams fans?

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>preds get a 3rd jersey and a Winter Classic this year
I'm hoping they update the mustard ones for at least one of these. The Preds don't have an extensive history of jerseys so they'll probably just come up with something brand new which would suck

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have sex

leafs nation reporting in

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Why is that dude in the front not leaving right away when he clearly doesn't believe in it.

I went to a local gay bar restroom and sucked everyones cock and also took in the ass

I'm straight btw

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Love that cheeky middle finger

kachinas tbqh

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hey lads remember STANDINGS?

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Ahem

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hill billy reporting in

Recommend me a movie. Preferably drama.

and he got BTFO

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kitties

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Brokeback Mountain due to Pride Day

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Manchester by the Sea

Such a teenage philosophy. It's cool to find an identity and to be loud and proud about it for a while, but eventually you realize you just need to grow and "assimilate" into society because really no one actually cares and it doesn't serve any real benefit to tell people who you sleep with, especially if they didn't ask.

I was an atheist at a catholic school, and I used to feel this way. It made me quite paranoid and self loathing when the required classes religion classes typically seemed to indicate all that I was lacking in my godless heathen lifestyle. I had an english teacher say that "atheists were the enemy of america" at one point. (I didn't object because I'm sure everyone else thought she was nuts anyway.)
>inb4 tips reddit fedora
That's literally the point. People just tell you to tip your fedora and you just make an ass out of yourself until you realize that no one would be able to tell the difference if you don't lord it over everyone.

I apologize for blogposting, so here's some hokkei.

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Land of Mine (Under Sandet)

>literally bullied off /hoc/

Anti-Finn Coalition Member reporting in

Moonlight

silent majority reporting

>show yourselves, wongs nation

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Död Snö

there will be blood

Sharks fan here ready to die for hokkei and non-hokkei reasons

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YEAH BOOIII

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Hell or High Water

dumb weeb deserved it
t. another weeb

let's get some bitches up in here

Hamburger Hill
youtube.com/watch?v=tT0H0IdGk0g

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

motherfucking BASED

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party bulju in the house tonight

Fuck the sharks

hockey is for everyone!

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when will they start calling nhl owners "governors"?

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exercise in futility

wow rude

when the blacks dominate the sport

I'll watch this if I find it somewhere. Im moving to Denmark soon.

It would unironically fit the sport better thematically

awoooooooooooooooo

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but when they all meet up they are called a board of governors, not a board of owners.

Lads, how many days are in june

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30

I think it's 30

32

overly complicated
30 days has september, april june and november

Why would you do that

4

wow your system is so much easier than counting to 4

While on the subject of danish films
Flame & Citron / Flammen & Citronen

Studying and stuff

>literally thinking counting on his fingers/knuckles is too complicated
the absolute STATE of Canadian education

>tfw the whole class missed a question on a math test in high school because no one knew how many days were in September
Fuck you Mrs. Garner fucking bitch

30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31

There wasn't a single fucking calendar in the classroom?

Should be very possible as long as they can ditch Reimer

remembering 4 months within a rhyme is more complicated to you than counting out all 12 using your knuckles? ok retards

tammikuu
helmikuu
maaliskuu
huhtikuu
toukokuu
kesäkuu
heinäkuu
elokuu
syyskuu
lokakuu
marraskuu
joulukuu

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joulukuu desu

kuu kuu kachuu

lmaoo

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I hope so desu

The kitties offensive power would be massive, the issue is just getting some better D aswell unless Q can whip the current D roster to shape

Goatmoon

Every day.

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literally forgot the draft even happened
>

You missed absolutely nothing.

For me it was Finland's Devils/Hughes vocaroo

pls reply

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I have nothing against ice hockey nation Israel but for me it's Kaapo Kakko

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oh shit im sorry

just woke up

Grow up

And mown your lawn

Fuck there's a fly in my house. Someone kill it.

maybe call your wifes bf to do it you limp wristed shitcuck

I don't have a wife though.

your house spider will take care of it

pucks?

washed.

deep

My dog eats flies. I'll have to call her over.

on net

Just wrapped up the roleplaying game lads

Looking forward to mowing my lawn

got a tractor?

Looking forward to laying with finlands mom

No

looking forward to whats in front of me, lads

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I heard Sweden has two (2) dads

too bad. i almost bought a push mower for my half acre, but sprung for the tractor instead. look forward to mowing the lawn every week

*dabs*
*flosses*
*dabs*
*flosses*
*dabs*
*flosses*
*dabs*
*flosses*
*dabs*
*flosses*
*dabs*

Push mowing is for peasants.
t.peasant

Reminder.

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don't think you are

That would unfairly remind the students they're trapped forever

>math test in high school on the days of the month
Jesus Christ, the absolute state of the American education system.

firing up the switch

seems a tad gay

ya well i did sweetie, sooooo................................

So I killed two other bugs in my house, still didn't get the fly. Will keep /hoc/ updated.

might eat some chips, lads

how about you prove it then.................

gonna try fasting today lads

i had my window open all day/night the other day, only to realize afterward that bugs were getting in through a small crack in one of the window latches. mostly gnats, and they all (literally every one of them, like 20 of them) flew upstairs and landed on my hall ceiling. took my thumb and squished every last one of them, they barely put up a fight. weird creatures.

I think they should have made Ed Sheeran the star in that Beatles movie instead of that indian guy.

digits

hes a ginger though

Oh nevermind then.

>rags

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>I don't know which one to shoot!
>Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

Based The Ukraine

One time I was at a hospital where the windows didn't open and there was a fly on the sixth floor. Bitch must've taken the elevator.

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Wait a second.......The Blues had no superstar players? Their highest paid was 8.5 million? And 7 million after that? How is that possible? Aren't you supposed to overpay and go into cap hell to be a Cup winner??/

Because doug armstrong is one of the smartest GM’s in the market

It was on probability or some shit like that

But the media told me Kyle Dubas is a GM prodigy..????

you see, those media people work in Toronto where they have a vested interest in hyping up that dumpster fire of a franchise that is the Laffs

If you ever think kyle dubas is great as a GM just because he got tavares you are bar none retarded

I mean his name is "Kyle". George Carlin even had a whole bit about how much that name sucks.

thinking about straight up just saying it

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Johnny Cash

You say Hannah Montana, I say Queen

You say Owl City, I say Tool

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Nine Inch Nails

You say Justin Bieber, I say Nirvana

You say Lil Pump, I say The White Stripes

95% of people choose crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumbs up this post!

Go for it lad

go ahead

nigger

For /hoc/ it's old school Avril Lavigne

>nine inch nails
>white stripes
:-------------D

>
>You say Taylor Swift
Yep you got me.

thinking about tight asian tranny butt lads

whats up, sweden?

You say JVG, I say Leevi and the Leavings
You say Sanni, I say Juha Tapio
You say Gettomasa, I say Jari SIlanpää
You say Evelina, I say Anssi Kela
You say Teflon Brothers, I say Yö
You say Elastinen, I say Eppu Normaali

95% of people choose crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumbs up this post!

Good night my brothers in /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=jhdFe3evXpk

playing vidya and drinking jäger because it's all I had

Damn Sweden, calm down.

>not KAJ
dropped
youtube.com/watch?v=eDWuhjKO8nI

Who’s gonna shit the bed this offseason?

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I'm feeling wild what can I say

>the penguins won two years in a row with crosby malkin and bill
>caps win the next year with ovi, kuznetsov and backstrom
>blues win with a roster of moderately paid canadians
>YOU CAN'T WIN WITH SUPERSTARS ON YOUR TEAM
cringe

gonna hit the store, lads. i get a discount on gas with more stuff i buy so lmk what you lads need

pack a darts for me lad

You can it’s just you need a perfect mix of goaltending defense and offense. The blues had that patted down especially since they didn’t trade away that roster when they were garbage

>namefag

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Ted here

Just killed the fly, but now I can't get the blinds down.

the sharks already have

>Just killed the fly
heartless

Should I feed it to my dog?

Dubs and you eat it yourself. Just some protein la

you should chip off a part of your body, then you can feed it to your dog if you want

Rollin

Dude wtf FUCK sweden

oh boy

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>>>/maple_league/

who ready?

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I consider my dog a part of me so I'll just feed it to my dog.

Pussy

Thinking about making a hockey youtube channel. Reckon I'd make it bigger than Shannon since I would actually talk some real hockey talk and analyze instead of just numbers on white board

I've actually swallowed a fly before.

Lmao

>perhaps he'll die

>muh white board
Why won't that fat fuck get a green screen and put up a spreadsheet instead of his shit handwriting 8ft away from the camera. It would be minimum effort on his part

>ahl tandem of a decent yet too young kid and a couple of busts
>horrible deal for darling leaves them leaning towards buyout
>mcelhinney says he's leaving
>mrazek getting suitors out west
>big names like lehner and bobrovsky not even sniffing around
>smaller names like talbot and varlamov all somewhere else

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>zaitsev for ceci
not sure how to feel about this desu

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buckle up canesfag: you need any goaltending you can get

i've heard him talk about how his aesthetic is NOT using any type of green screen/effects

Stop smoking

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I've watched hockey guy before and believe me there isn't anything "aesthetic" about any of it.

Watching Canada vs Haiti because my life is empty and devoid of meaning

?
I meant the equivalent of a fly

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>THG is not supposed to be classy or artful
>neither is his fat wife

Me too and it doesn't make sense. I'm not saying he needs to hire an editor or anything but Jesus Christ, a little production value would go a long way

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BORING

Do you have ADHD?

so who does vegas shed next just so they are able to be under the cap? My money is on patches

You're just jelly of all his sick merch

I actually have a jersey of all 30 teams from when I was a kid in the basement.

Today, Mcphee said they're "most likely" done making moves.

twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1145112316163305472?s=19

HAPPENING

based

wouldn’t mind sending him to honorary snowbelt
t. Pete

His lard ass is going to melt in that heat

still not sure how pittsburgh managed to fleece the leafs in that trade AND get them to retain $1.2m of an $8m salary for a P/GP player
Lou is a fuckin retard

Hossa - Datsyuk - Kessel line confirmed

>galchenyuk traded to the penguins
when will you fuck off shittsburgh?

Manitoba was rated a top 10 tourist destination for 2019 by Lonely Planet. So why haven't you visited yet?

twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1145117118335201280?s=19
Full trade details per dreger

Pittsburgh can't keep getting away with it

chayka is retarded. phill is 31 and has maybe 3 years tops left as a top line winger

>impying pittsburgh won this
ah yes, eric gudbrannson was the BEST pickup for them

We have a hockey team and you can hang out with me and my dog.

>Kessel gets traded
>thread dies

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Yo, we gonna talk about Kessel?

I'm just confused as to why no one's taking me up on my offer to visit Winnipeg.

HURRR THEY'RE BOTH BUSTS

there, your typical /hoc/ discussion

Phoenix-Pittsburgh 2020 final

>

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yotes get a key winger to help kellers game
penguins get galchenyuk because????

Really on my way to flavourtown tonight boys

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I still remember when the Winnipeg Free Press lied and said Homer Simpson was from Winnipeg. It was on the front page and everything.

Looks tasty

glachenyuk is a proven 50 point player while only being 25, he could probably hit 70-80 playing with crosby or malkin. kessel will be an old man in a few years, will only be a short term benefit for the yotes

galchenyuk is gonna last one year in pittsburgh

they're both busts imo

why

they have no cap. who the hell are they gonna sign. Gally has one year left and their cap is TIGHT. Its even tighter than the leafs

Mwah

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Get one great year out of him and then flip him for cap space and a lot of picks. They're gonna get more out of him than Arizona ever will with Kessel

arizona needs goal scoring. penguins need a proper defense and actual prospects

I'm suicidal enough as it is

Arizona is making the playoffs next season tbqh

starting to think global waring might be real lads

Is that parm?

yes sir

my loins :(

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>laffs

LOOKS LIKE THREEPEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Winnipeg actually has a lot of sunshine.

stay in your grave

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>Canada losing to Haiti in povertygrass

it's top fucking kino too

This fuckin butterfly keeps dive bombing my face and won’t leave me the fuck alone really putting a damper on a nice evening lads

Trudeau better ramp up imports if he gets re-elected.

>povertygrass

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Why do you guys keep mistaking us for a nation that gives a shit about divegrass

i watched my lions over povertyball

Mexicans love divegrass

isnt soccer just like hockey but on grass????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>Pens fans think they're going to win a Stan Lee with the core they got.
>An aging core
>A core that is starting to slow down
>Against a revitalizing Rangers, Devils, and Islanders.
>Against the Bunch of Jerks.
>Against a conference that has a stacked Atlantic.
>In a League that has Colorado going back to the late 90's good.

Okay, Pittsburgh.

At least you're not Philadelphia.

yep, and it's actually based on skill instead of luck.

>Bunch of Jerks
go back

reminder crosby got only ONE point against the islanders in that sweep

Arizona better get all those Hot Dogs ready!!!!!!!!

thinking about a new edition

You have to go back

Fuck off Gaylord

rock hard right now

Because I don’t want to go buy crack or climb a montain

It's obsession.

late

Go back to R****t, R***y

no, that would be bandy

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new

I think the mountains in Manitoba are overrated personally.

you leafs are all going to be wearing blose gear now, right? since >your team won and all

truly never gets old